Hilarious Hentai Lines

>>4407771
sauce?

>>4407781
Mashou no Nie 3 - Episode 1

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A little too real.

>>4407775
sauce?

>>4407762
>17pdr

I'm assuming someone is fucking a Sherman Firefly, and I wholly approve.

>>4407817
>boston style
ya probably

>>4407909
sauce?

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>>4408029

>>4408048
Sauce it please

>>4408061
https://exhentai.org/g/979824/07cab9bb68/
[Yuuki Ray] BF Bitch Fuckers Hardline (COMIC Masyo 2015-06) [English] =Dark Mac + CW=

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>>4407879
lol

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>>4408057
interesting

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This one's fine normally but context changes things.

>>4408050
Sauce?

>>4408066
Sauce this bad boy too

>>4408076

Sauce this amazing psycho woman

>>4407763
sauce on this?

>>4407775
A doujin with bekky sensei? Link please.

>>4407799
Sauce?

>>4408227
here you go
https://exhentai.org/g/886666/2c901e53da/

>>4408280
https://nhentai.net/g/110947/

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>>4407760

>>4407760
sauce?

>>4407760
sauce is me and my neet onee-chan

>>4408300
other site maybe? title? i'm to stupid to go to exhentai

>>4408060
>>4408062
Yare yare daze

>>4408381
[Jun] FEEL SO ASS

>>4407775
sauce google, saucenao, iqdb have all failed me

>>4408265
sauce all attempts at image search have failed

>>4407802
What's this from?

>>4407763
Sauce?

>>4408062
Sauce anyone?

>>4408392
Top fucking kek

I'm glad this thread still barely survives

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>>4408057

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kek

>>4408249
Naisho no Kagai Jugyou I believe

>>4409254
this reminds me alot of prison school

>>4409382
Because it is Prison School

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>>4407771
Can't win againt the cock, tho

>>4409615 source?

>>4409615
>that feel when you're fapping but then start laughing.

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This one is a rewrite, but my sides exploded reading it

>>4408055
To be fair that is something that brazilian girls do say, it loses with the translation though, but sounds hot if you are a native speaker.

>>4409615
kek, saw that in TF2 a couple of days ago.

>>4408081
That title is fucking rad

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Don't ask for sauce because I can't remember.

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>>4409615
Oh lord all this laughing killed my boner

>>4408549
[Sian] Ichinichi Gentei Kanojo One Day Girlfriend (Namahame Gals Bitch!) [English]

>>4409969
But I do

https://exhentai.org/g/350662/e5918a4e43/
[Kamirenjaku Sanpei] SCHOOL LOVE TEACHER Ch. 1-2 [English] [Risette]

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>>4409470

>>4408060
>>4408062
would a kind anon please find me the sauce for these?

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>>4408212
https://exhentai.org/g/978508/b339af429b/?p=1
>>4408213
https://exhentai.org/g/941432/e2736de96e/?p=8
>>4408678
https://exhentai.org/g/783618/71d9c8ed1a/
>>4410106
https://exhentai.org/g/574115/6d33ceffa3/

>>4410023
sauce me up my negro

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Posting one of my favorites; the whole thing's golden
1/24

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>>4412233
2/24

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>>4412235

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>>4412235
4/24

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>>4412237

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>>4412238
6/24

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>>4412240
7/24

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>>4412241
8/24

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>>4412243
9/24

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10/24

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>>4412249
11/24

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>>4412251
12/24

>>4408067
Tumblr: the manga

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>>4412253
13/24

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>>4412256
14/24

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>>4412257
15/24

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>>4412259
16/24

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>>4412261
17/24

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>>4412262
18/24

>>4412267
continue

>>4412267
Only 18/24 feelsbadman

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>>4412267
19/24

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>>4412281
20/24
>>4412275
>>4412276
Sorry I have to piss sometimes

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>>4412283
21/24

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>>4412284
22/24

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>>4412286
23/24

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>>4412288
24/24

The comic's called 'About Face' if you wanna find it later.

http://g.e-hentai.org/tag/artist:ikuhana+niro

Here's the artist's other stuff, shame none of it's translated.

>>4409755
Got a link? All I can find is the original

>>4412293
I mix those two up all the time.

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>>4409755
YES YES YES

>>4412289
Thank you so much for dumping that anon.

>>4412565
Lmao I need to know the context, sauce?

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https://exhentai.org/g/583545/7f264ca98a/
(C82) [Monkey Pinx. (Edih)] Akazawa Solution I (Another) [English] [Life4Kaoru]

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>>4412574

>no lines from botepuri kanda family?.
that series is a goldmine for hilarious hentai lines.

>>4407909
Still waiting for sauce.

>>4412570
https://exhentai.org/g/380809/16389df1fb/

>>4408314
My nigga

>>4407909
Did /k/ write this?

>>4407762
Gonna need sauce on that one

>>4407909
Dont try to tell me youve never compared your dong to an anti-tank missile in front of a girl

>>4409755
Read bogan as bosnian at first.

Proceeded to laugh my ass off

>>4410020
I looked at the manga 3rd chapter has a surprisingly cute [spoiler]yaoi[/spoiler] ending.
[spoiler]Did not expect the author to be as gay as they turned out to be, in retrospect gangbang isn't really a turn on for straight guys, even if futa is.[/spoiler]

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>>4411582
https://exhentai.org/g/795608/46c6ade4fb/
[Kuroiwa Menou] Souguu! Amazoness Oyako | Encounter with the Mother and Daughter Amazons! (Eclipse) [English] [desudesu]

>>4415514
What is this from ?

>>4412709
Wild Horse

>>4415521
my horrible game of hide and seek, or something like that

>>4415521
>>4416656
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/458870/cdda7eb11c/

>>4412254
Underrated post

>>4415515
sauce?

>>4417673

Something like Makai Kishi Ingrid... I think...

>>4408047
sauce?

>>4419081
Gimme da sauce boss

>>4419125
Here ya go, my dude.
https://nhentai.net/g/177656/

>>4408047
pls someone can give some information about this? even the artist is enough

>>4410546
Sauce on this one here?

>>4419077
all i know is the artist is Agata.

>>4419195
>>4419077
https://exhentai.org/g/978508/b339af429b/

>>4419266
https://exhentai.org/g/941432/e2736de96e/

>>4416790
>underrated
but nobody rated it.
your post is absolutely meaningless.

>>4419324
Link is broke -Sad face-

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Evangelion doujinshi, dunno which one.

>>4418184
dark knight Ingrid

>>4408046
Everyday life in Japan

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I can only assume this is from hentai.

>>4408166
do a double peace sign ahegao begging for forgiveness

>>4421826
I'll try it with my coffee tomorrow.

>>4408051
Sauce?
Google and everything else gives nothing :(

>>4422670
When your own search fails, you take your request to /r/.

It's the entire reason that board exists.

>>4412565
I guess you could say she was monitoring him

>>4408046
Is there a sauce to this? Google's best guess is cartoon.

>>4422752
Hey Anon, not the original poster but I think the sauce is the manga where the kid gets an app that lets him control those around him.

I think it's something like KINGApp.
I'll see if I can find it.

>>4422801
Yup here it is.
https://exhentai.org/g/991727/04a78a8633/
Page 135

>>4409757
Agree but not only brazilian chicks say that

>>4422670
Queen's blade doujin with Cattleya.

>>4412251
"I want to kiss you before we start"
I love that line

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Soos

https://nhentai.net/g/172194/

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>>4408300
dude, Thank you so much ..
I haven't cum that hard from a manga for a while.

>>4408045
sauce

>>4408055
sauce

>>4408056
agata?
>>4408057
source

>>4408065
source

>>4408208
this one sounds familiar to me

>>4412233
sauce please

ghgjgj

>>4423000
Thanks Anons!
Here it is!
https://exhentai.org/s/32e4db799b/49131-8

>>4422671
Don't dog the boys dickhead

>>4408070
anyone have sauce?

>>4412293
Best one so far.

>>4409615
Sauce?

>>4427841
sauce please

>>4427842
That's not even from a hentai series. Well, unless it is and it just has similar art

>>4412293
Tennis and Anal sex are pretty much the same thing. There's no more love after someone scores

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https://youtu.be/boo_Ii2Iam4

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>>4429031

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>>4429033

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>>4429034

How much of this sounds less abnormal in the original japanese?

>>4429025
Not even H, bro

>>4412251
>Not snowballing
Beta as fuck.

>>4429045
>400 years later
I still don't give a fuck.

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>>4431464
Nvm found it
>combat_jack.jpg

>>4431464

I need sauce for this

>>4408539
https://hitomi.la/galleries/383980.html

>>4431803
Source?

>>4431826
>>4431832
I laughed.

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>>4432143
Looking back at this post-post, it wasn't really something hilarious.

>>4432143
do you have sauce for this anon??
google brings up nothing.

CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS.?

>>4415278
And the proper URL since this anon isn't a dickhead like >>4415278

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/795608/46c6ade4fb

>>4432163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>4432475
you guys know what i need
:^)

>>4432487

http://doujins.com/es26cbe5

>>4432485
Oh boo hoo. I'm 4X, single, unemployed, and a virgin. Complain in twenty years if nothing changes for you

>>4432593
Fuck off cuck.

>>4410546
https://exhentai.org/g/978508/b339af429b/?p=1

I sadly can't access this stupid site. Can anyone write the name of the doujin?

>>4434147
you should really take the time to gain access to it. lot of good stuff there.

here it is: Koushuu Yokujou Ane no Yu

>>4434147
kek, kid is kill.

>>4434166
Eh, I read that you need 50 posts on e-hentai forums and didn't really want to spam all the evening =p

>>4434172
no that's not how you do it, if i recall correctly you just need to make an account on g.e-hentai and then wait about a week or so, and then you're in. there's a whole thread about this here >>4405833

>>4434182
Hm, i'll take a look then. Thank you.

>>4407762
source???????????????

>>4409755
oy, ya done spoofed in me gash!
fuck me in me kid shitter!

>>4412281
It was all good until this page.
fucking degenerates.

>>4427949
using the shit version instead of
lock your legs/ let him pull out

>>4434390
>e
https://exhentai.org/g/985846/70bc7f50b2

>>4407760
Not related but my old gf would open and close my peehole and make it say shit like "please KT feeed me"

>>4428810
source?

>>4423011
Can I get the source on this one?

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>>4412289
omg, that was so cute. thanks anon!

>>4435074
Can I just have the title?
Do not have access to exhentai

>>4436434
[Ex](C90) [ROJIURA JACK (Jun)] Go Ahead!! Kore ga Watashi no Doctrine (Girls und Panzer) [English] [hentaiboya & co.]

>>4436457
Thank you!

>>4436608

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https://nhentai.net/g/135042/

>>4412289
thanks for uploading

>>4412289
ugh why are grumpy looking girls so cute!!!!

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>>4441002

>>4409401
whose nipple is it?

>>4441022
sauce??

>>4441047
https://nhentai.net/g/36552/

>>4409615
>how many layers of goo you on rn senpai?
>like, 5 or 6, my dude

>>4408056
That art style... i've seen this somewhere but where?

>>4432163
>>4432376
You cheeky fucks, you made me genuinely laugh

>>4442053
google, yandex, and tineye have failed me.

>>4442537
for the glory of AGAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4434075
Dude, are you serious?That was clearly a joke post referring to the picture. He wasn't talking to any person in particular. What stick is up your butt?

I need one of you fags to suck my cock.

>>4442645

Futanari girl's maturbation diary by Redrum

Can't recall the chapter.

bump?

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Would anyone be able to tell me what this image is from?

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>>4432143
>>4432146
You got that right.

>>4450877
hitomi.la/galleries/749715.html

>>4436397

Saved

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pwease no touchy

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i need a relationship like this

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>ITS
>HER
>FUCKING
>NIPPLE
>!!

>>4409615
After Pokemon SM this line is way better

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[Comaku] Watashi no Shumi tte Hen desu ka? | Is My Hobby Weird?

>>4451952
I love that series. Pretty cute and kinda hot.

>>4451713
Thank you so much anon I've been looking for this page for over a year now ;-;

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>>4451952

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Source is Pure Bitch Club

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>>4454317

>>4454317
That's weird. It's not on Exhentai, but it's on the normal site. Never seen that before.

>>4419170
Source?