Real Doll/Uncanny Valley

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any more Webm's or knowledge appreciated!

>>9904769
where can a person obtain one of those?

>>9904783
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>>9904769
>>9904763
I'm trapped in a dark place and have been for quite a while. These have made me feel much better about myself.

Thanks guys.

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>>9904763

>>9904852
SAUCE

>>9904852
I'm sorry but I have to have sauce on this dish.

>>9904872
Scrubs S03E14

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>>9904852
This video never fails to make me feel too far gone to rejoin the normies. It's like opening the creaking gates of hell and looking inside. I don't know if I should rejoice seeing such a thing or if I have doomed my psyche. The way "she" touches the dummy's face and keeps looking up at it while savouring it's cock. It's like an unobstructed view of true insanity.

I don't know if it would be better if it's a trap or an ugly woman.

>>9904922
That woman is a normalfag. Nothing more mainstream than incest pedophilie and dog beastiality.

>>9904763

>tfw too poor for real women and fake women

>>9904763
She's kinda hot actually. I don't see guy dolls for girls being a big thing. How hard is it for chicks to get laid?

>>9904763
too soon

>>9904775
This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

>>9904763
These are remarkably terrible. Uncanny valley? These don't get anywhere near the valley. They're ridiculous fake rubber dollies that only seriously screwed up losers would spend the small fortune to own. Sad and pathetic.

https://youtu.be/MgDHxaC_VwU

>>9905005
kek

>>9905589
With that being said, as judgemental as it was, i still want one.
>>9904763
Look at how the tits move.

>>9904775
That guy has problems.

>>9905788
>That guy has problems.
I suppose it's better sickos abuse rubber dolls rather than real women. So there's that.

>>9904852
Found the sauce faggots https://xhamster.com/movies/4155977/mom_humping_doll.html

>>9904763
too soon

>>9904769
how does he get his cum to be so runny and constant?

>>9906343
hes peeing

>>9904763
Where did you get that video from?

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random bemp

>>9904763
Need more of this model.

>>9904783
what did she cost you?

>>9905788
But a bitch ain't one.

>>9904775
how will he clean her hair?

>>9904968
Literally any female on the planet can lose their virginity without even trying. Men are doomed if they don't have either looks, money, or charm.

>>9905589
I think she is perfect. It's obvious these products aren't made for guys that can easily get laid without effort, such as yourself, my man.

>>9906528
Probably a good thing... a man without looks money or charm would have seriously repugnant children... and no money for a nanny to take care of em.

>>9906553
That's the way it is I guess.

>>9904763
here i am, walking to random shit on /gif/ with my hand probabläl never working again, but i love you guys and your faggot dolls

>>9906462

https://m.xhamster.com/movies/5104762/1am_tc1137_shannon_155cm_tpe_love_sex_doll.html

>>9904940
there's always rape.

>>9906476
where the fuck do you get those dolls?

>>9905589
>pigbitch female afraid she's losing the one thing she's good for

>>9905589
>screeching

Why is the biocunt mad?

>>9906629
There is this newfound technical marvel called "Google". I believe.

>>9904794

They usually hang out in "redpill" and atheism subreddits.

>>9906343
He stays well hydrated.

>>9904794
best.aliexpress.com

>>9906494
underated af

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This shit sucks. Dumping the good stuff

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>>9906808

So... would I get ban hammer if I posted a flat-chested real doll getting pounded?

>>9906823
do it

>>9906823
Try and find out.

>>9904775
top cringe

>>9904763
This is one step away from fucking a corpse.
You people might actually need treatment.

>>9904922
Thanks for the soliloquy, Philosophy101.

>>9904968
Actually and casually referring to this lifeless thing as a she.
Boy, I rue the day when sex robots become a thing.

>>9904852
Not gonna lie, this episode of scrubs made me cry a little, am not ashamed to say it

>>9906943
actually this is one step away from sex bots
and surrogate wombs
two more steps and women become
as redundant and replaceable as men
resulting in the extinction of feminism
what we need is more funding and research

>>9906692
>biocunt
>>9906551
Stop calling it a she!
A robot could never be one of us, even still, this thing is a crude, lifeless, mockery of humanity and it must be destroyed.

>>9906968
Well, thankfully you'll never be in charge of any decision regarding the future of humanity.

>>9906803
god damn i would love one of these, but they are really expensive

>>9905966
that is not sauce, you faggot

>>9906967
Same bro

>>9904763
How can real women even compete?

>>9907048
that and in the final episode of the show (not including that horrible final season)

>>9906465
Any link to buy this?
Looks exactly like my ex just with bigger tits

>>9904775
This is what rock bottom looks like

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>>9904775
>talking like that to a doll

>>9904891
my man

>>9906809
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>>9906790
So, can anyone tell me what exactly these are?

>>9906977
>>9906551
>>9905589
opinion ALERT
REMEMBER KIDS: YOU MAY NOT ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME OPINIONS AS SOMEONE ELSE AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

>>9907136
Silicone sex dolls, you fucking moron

>>9906522
Someone like that isn't likely to be too concerned with matters of hygiene.

>>9904763
That's actually terrifying, thanks.

>>9904763
She looks fucking scared.

>>9904769
bwahaha this is the saddest shit I have seen XD

>>9904922
Your soliloquy made me click on the video. The video killed my soul. That dummy looks like my 10 year old brother.

>>9904775
How the hell do you only last 20 seconds fucking plastic? wtf

>>9907127
Yeah, that's worse than FUCKING a doll...

>>9907181
If it's the best thing he's ever felt, I can see it happening. There are people who fuck heated watermelons, for Christ's sake.

>>9906823
go, go

>>9907136
google "fantasia 25 inch"

>>9907124
the moment they can add AI and self locomotion to these, im leaving my wife.

Well I never took any videos or gifs so I can't really contrbute today. But I want to know tho, why don't you guys have one of these? They are a really fun toy! Whether you have a girlfriend or not. fyi, your gf/wifu has at least 3 dildos. Why can' t u get a fuck toy?

>>9907262

>fyi, your gf/wifu has at least 3 dildos. Why can' t u get a fuck toy?
this

>>9904769
Buy from where?

>>9904783
Where buy from?

>>9907292
Well I would guess in your specific case that your fiance is into watching but doesn't want you to actually fuck other women. Therefore, a doll is perfect.

someone post more, my whore of a gf loves schlicking to these things

>>9907102
>then there's this faggot

>>9907348
yeah and a 'friend of mine' likes getting choked and called mr plow

>>9907292
Ask her....

>>9906799
tfw you're buying women's underwear for your giant fake ass

>>9904763
They should make this water tight hollow so you can fill it with hot water. would be great for winter to keep warm

>>9907136
The small one is by Pipedream and is called
Fuck Me Silly Bubble Butt (white) or
Fuck My Black Bubble Butt (black)
it weighs 32 pounds and has realistic orifices, but a smaller butt and not as good material or bounce.
>200-400$
https://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail?Full_Number=RD173&info_tab=4

The bigger one is made by seductivemidnightcandyshop
and is called 25 inch Fantasia
it weighs 85+ pounds and has poor quality orifices, but better texture/material and bigger butt/more bounce.
>930$
>https://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/25-inch-fantasia/

>>9906967
The episode where a fake little boy gets a blowjob?

>>9905966

this isn't the sauce you mothless inbred

>>9907194
I know you're being sarcastic but it absolutely is.

>>9904925
i missed somthing in the video?

>>9907394
Btw if ur gonna spend 900 in a butt, might as well get the full package for about 1.2k

>>9907469
Seriously, these things are literally made to be fucked, but definitely not made to be talked to.

On an unrelated note, How much more would it be worth it for one of these that blinks its eyes? The stare seems to me to be the most unnerving thing about them, and it's an addition I could probably make for a couple hundred bucks at most.

A grand and I can make a pretty robust breathing simulation also.

>>9907634
Nah, the dead limbs and freaky looking faces are not worth it. Just get a Dakimakura like in the videos.

>>9907262
I have an onahole for every vibrator my wife has, but those full butt fucktoys are over $200. I can't even justify that to myself let alone her.

Besides, I'm really more about face and legs than butt. To each their own, though.

>>9906977
are u a butlerian

>>9904775

That doll literally looks like it's thinking "Somebody kill me now".

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>>9907102
It's a shop you sad fucker.

>>9907173
Says the guy on /gif/ at 7:30pm.

>>9907181
I orgasmed halfway through playing the WebM a second time.

How does this make you feel?

>>9906528
Women can easily bang unattractive men with no remarkable personality traits, nothing interesting about them, and bad hygiene. But why bother?

The same could be said of men. You can always lower your standards.

>>9907274
>>9907262
These look like they're meant for emotional attachment and are a significantly larger financial investment than a dildo. I guess a sybian would be a similar financial investment? But I don't know if there's an emotional investment equivalent presently on market as a sex toy for women.

This guy who used to work with me in my company as an IT guy confided in me that he bought this this loli real doll from some company in Japan for $6000 because he felt it would keep him from acting on his impulses to actually molest children.

He thought he could confide in me because I offhandedly mentioned some 4chan bullshit so he assumed that meant I was either pedo or pedo sympathetic. So I asked him about the doll and he said he'd send me some pictures of it. So he emailed me all these pictures of him and his blonde loli fuck doll. Cuddling with it on the couch and fucking its face.

Fast forward 3 years and he's been promoted ahead of me in the company. The company was downsizing and he had to choose 3 guys out of the 7 guys working in my department to let go and was bringing us in to interview us where we basically had to justify our job.

All I did was show him the pictures he sent me of him face fucking his loli doll.

I don't even fucking work anymore. Just collect my pay cheque and thank the Japanese for inventing rubber children you can fuck.

Life is good.

Literally the worst thing that can happen to me is I somehow get promoted ahead of this pedo retard.

>>9907913

Best is every now and then I'll see this idiot posting his fucking loli fuck doll to /b/ so I just save the pics in my "insurance" folder so if he ever thinks of getting me fired I've got more than enough to bring him down with me.

>>9906494
kek. it clearly is a problem tho
>>9906551
You realize you sound like a beta orbiter right now, right?Your probably a cuck, too.

>>9907913
>>9907936
You deserve to get raided and arrested for possessing those pics. Scum like you are like women, you can't be trusted. I bet you look like a nu-male.

>>9906551

Honestly I think the product is made more for guys like me. Professionals who got married to someone they thought loved them who later fucked them over not only for half of everything they owned but also for $2000 a month per child in child support and now still want to fuck but don't want to have to run the risk of paying for it for the rest of their life.

I bought a realdoll and I could honestly buy a half dozen realdolls a year and then throw them out with the trash and still come out ahead financially over what I'm paying for now with my divorce.

Love is a trap. Women only care about cash.

Save your money and buy a plastic fuck waifu. You'll come out ahead in the long run.

>>9908029
You know hookers exist right

>>9904783
>black hair
>glasses

I see you're also a man of taste.

>>9907861
>Being this weak

Been edging it for 30 minutes, not breaking a a sweat. Feels good man. You? You're pathetic.

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>>9907913
6k!? He got ripped of!! I paid 1.5k with guaranteed pass from customs. Pfff!! Makes me so angry to see fellows get abused like that.

>>9904922
>>>/r9k/

>>9907894
There is nothing emotional, its a fuck toy. Altough if u want you can talk to it I guess. as for me, as fuck it, I clean it and put it away. 1k or 2k is NOTHING considering you are spending it on yourself. I could probably buy a new one each month. Think about the enormous amounts of money you've spent gfs... ffs love yourself a little. When was the last time you got yourself soemthing?

>>9906655
>aspergers retard trying to convince himself this shit isn't creepy
This is serial killer shit

>>9908029
I'm in the same situation now. I've been thinking about buying one for a while, so much better off.

>>9908050
Hookers tend to have diseases.

>>9908029
Yup, pretty much sums it up.

>>9904775
Whoa... It's just like that great scene in the movie Ex Machina.

>>9908050

You know AIDS exists, right?

>>9908012

You know how I know you're a pedo?

>>9908029
Boy your life sure sounds like it's in the shitter. It'll stay that way until you stop that pathetic self-loathing.

>>9904763
Everything I just saw is somewhere between pedophilia and necrophilia. Y'all are some fucked up fags.

>>9908542
I'm not. You know how even non-pedos can realize that you're scum?

>>9908029
someone watched fight club too many times

>>9904852
Am I on a fucking list now?

>>9907181
Shut up

>>9904763
What ever happen to the child ones? I remember some chick would always make vids of herself and a boy doll.

>>9904783
Not sure a real chick would appreciate the deep kidney massage you got going on there with your right hand but seeing as how this is a doll, go nuts. Its got to beat jerking it, I'm a little jealous to be honest.

>17 images
shit thread

>>9907839
Thou shalt not make a thinking machine.

>>9907913
Got to love a happy ending.

>>9906823
Idk but if you do then all the othwr faggots that encouraged you to do it would also be fucked

>>9906968
It actually kinda hurts knowing that it's so much more biologically possible to replace men than women

>>9904775
New YLYL material.

Also, must be embarrassing having these things shipped, xrayed & contents labelled with your name on it.

>>9908933
Kek

>>9908091
cringiest shit in this thread. including the videos

>>9908091
>only 30 minutes
>You're pathetic

>>9907063
By laying very very still.

>>9907913
If this is a true story good on you, take life easy man.

>>9907260
Fuck yeah sex robots

>>9908631

>gets butthurt because pedo gets what he deserves.
>says he's not a pedo

Sure you're not.

>>9904852
I got tricked again!

Why can't you guys manipulate real women to fuck you like normal people?

Unless is this some kind of necro variant? If that's the case, then that's perfectly understandable.

>>9909208
>someone who hasn't hurt anyone deserves to get hurt
Psychopathic scum like you should be put into straitjackets.

>>9906967
Right there with you bro

>>9906465
That heart shattering feeling when a doll is hotter that your wife

>>9909208
Even if he was a killer you wouldn't be a better person than him, since what you're doing is literally blackmailing.
>inb4 b-but muh dark knight principles
Fuck off.

>>9907177
>That dummy looks like my 10 year old brother.
He must have a big dick for a ten year old you sick bastard.

>>9909044
See, >>9909054

Also, checked.

ITT: Butt devastated loli-doll fucking pedos in hiding

You think you aren't being monitored as we speak?

Why don't you just have a seat right over there.

>>9909608
>monitored
Well thanks for killing my boner from laughing too much

>>9909378
thats not a doll you moron
be happy that you at least got some

>>9907859
Same time everywhere right?

>>9909378
She's not a doll but yes we all fucked up, shoulda studied hard and worked out, instead we're doomed to fuck our passable wives when the cast of Jersey Shore has fun (obviously not with those girls, dont act like these people wouldn't)

>>9909608
>if you're not a blackmailing coward you're a pedo xD
gb2reddit

ITT:
Soft necrophilic porn

>>9909982
if true, then same goes for fleshlights and dildos

>>9906343
retard alert

>>9904775
sub human

>>9904775
Call me a fag but that's a nice dick, I'd let him face fuck me any day

>>9908003
Not a beta orbiter or cuck but just a plain loser.

>>9907913
That's the way to treat these creatures. Thinking anyone who isn't a pedo is on their side is just laughable.

>>9904775
>"fuck yeah"

my sides

>>9908050
They might pee on the Bed too...

>>9904775
tfw his dick so big, he literally fucks your brains out

>>9906790
anybody else enjoying how the cheeks stick to one another?

>>9906494
gold

>>9911044

holy shit i love sentimental corp

>>9909007
comes with the territory of men making millions of sperm year round
and females only being able to average a one or two babies each year
women as baby factories are the most important
for the continuation of the species
99% of men are fertile and you only need one man
to impregnate lots of women
as such men are given all the jobs that endanger life and limb.
and women have gotten to enjoy being spoiled princesses.

at least until someone decides to kill 6 out of every 7 men
then each guy will get seven wives,
and as men would be a minority
men would enjoy being spoiled academics
while women do all the manual labour

>>9905005
underrated post

>>9904775
I'm sure he cut the body up into pieces soon after.

>>9906695
Not the same anon but 2008 called. And they want their meme back.

>>9912636
Its not a meme, hes just being a condescending piece of shit to an idiot who is being a lazy piece of shit.

>>9909007
>it's so much more biologically possible to replace men than women
How so?

>>9911044
http://sentimentalcorp.org/systemsdeath_recordings/blowjob_from_tamara/but_im_still_pretty/audioplayer.html

To hear Jigglypuff singing

>>9909517
Kek.

>>9906482
couple of thousands , available even on amazon

>>9906482

His dignity.

>>9907136

Images providing a small window into a lonely life.

>>9904891
love you men

>>9908914
what did she do with them? im wondering because a woman cant get much use out of these dolls because of no dick

>>9905005
>>9906494

>>9904852
SAUCE ON DOLL VID?

>>9904763
holy fuck that's creepy

>>9904852
what the fuck

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>>9904775
I didn't know this was a ylyl thread

>>9904837
And I thought I was fucked up.

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>>9912931

This is sad

>>9906476
What is that?

>>9913861

how is it any different than fucking a fleshlight.

>>9913924
Costs like 5k and a fleshlight costs 60 dollars, so its 4940 dollars different, how about that?

>>9913948

so if the real doll was 60 dollars it wouldnt be sad anymore?

;)

>>9904763
These can't be good, can they?

>>9907181
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!

any loli doll?

>>9905966
I think I may seriously have a new fetish.

>>9913963
They are probably decent. That said, they cost as much as a car. Or two/three months of rent.

It's simply uneconomical for anyone who is not kissless virgin status or so wealthy/bad with money that they would otherwise spend that 5k buying Winzip over and over.

>>9913962
no, it wouldnt. If you buy a fleshlight to get off thats fine, and even just getting off to the damn doll is fine. But paying that much just to get off is not ok.

>>9904852
But seriously, does anyone have sauce?

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be honest, if it were cheap and you had a place to store it, would you buy one?
>inb4 it makes you a pathetic loser nooo. You jack it to porn everyday anon. YOU are ALREADY a pathetic loser.

My cock doesn't fit in most sex toys. I'd be interested in some but being bigger than the average buyer gets me nothing.

>>9904775
you know whats worse than this? People who jerk off to it.

>>9914025
1) They aren't cheap. You could fuck a lot of escorts for the price of one of these things

2) You actually have to clean the thing.

Too much fucking hassle just for a wank.

>>9914056
>2) You actually have to clean the thing.


Nah. I'd make my wife do it.

>>9909292

The limpwristed choking really kicks this one up a notch. Bam!

>>9914056

>if it WERE cheap

its a hypothetical question..

stop jacking it. making you stupid.

>>9914067
>letting your wife know you fuck a toy instead of her
please explain to me what you're even doing

>>9909369

Someone who was going to make me jump through hoops to keep my livelyhood now has to stay the fuck off my back at work.

I never did fuck all to him until he threatened my job and then I just told him it would suck worse for him if anything ever happened to me.

You're just mad because one of your fellow pedos is getting his comeuppance.

>>9909379

guy was gonna fire me. now he's not.
Why u mad tho?

>>9914099
Why propose a stupid hypothetical?

>>9904891
Quality post

>>9914030
You are probably average sized with above average sensitivity. I'm average-ish and some girls are just too tight for me to cum.

>>9909292
Where do I get one of this size? Where do I start looking? For future reference, I mean. In case anyone ever asks.

>>9907181
I'm more amazed that he spent 15 seconds fucking it and 20 seconds cumming.

Meanwhile I can work for hours trying to finish myself off and only manage two or three tiny spurts.

I wish I had a doll to love. I would make her look even more beautiful than in my head I imagine she would already be . I would buy her a whole wardrobe. I'd spend hours doing her hair before eventually laying down for bed and cuddling. I'd spend hours dancing with her and singing her some of my favorite songs like Lady In Red and In Too Deep by Genesis. I would buy her a mobility scooter and customize it so I take her with me shopping, modifying the scooter of course so she can drive. I want someone to share my love with and to have someone who genuinely wants to be around me.

>>9906965
I for one will celebrate the day when I can fuck android lolis.

>>9914192
Get a dog anon. You can do all those and more with a dog.

>>9914192
>favorite songs like Lady In Red and In Too Deep by Genesis

patrick?

>>9904852
That was the sadest episode of scrubs ever dude

>>9914025
wow dude that quality thoguh

gonna safe byu one

especialy with thos tits

>>9904852
SAUCE ANYONE PLEASE

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>>9904872
>>9905966
>>9913331
>>9914009

she goes by "taboo mom" natasha

way before she started doing these faux-mom/son incest videos on clips4sale, like 8 years ago she basically kidnapped me for 48 hours

>go to big bear (a ski resort outside of los angeles) with some friends for the weekend
>we get in too late to go snowboarding but just in time to go drinking
>we're pounding fireball shots, more of a club than a bar
>she strikes up a convo with me, i thought she was the owner of the bar at first or something
>pretty uneasy with how sexual the energy was from the get go
>i was going to have to sleep on the floor because i didn't want to pay a billion dollars extra for a bed in the chalet we had rened for the weekend
>she says i can stay at her place
>im like nah thanks thats real kind tho
>everything from this point on is kind of a blur, all i remember is trying to sneak away from my friends so they didnt' see me going home with an older woman
>we get my bags from the car
>we go to her place which is this insane luxury chalet
>she tells me its not hers its some guy's that was supposed to meet her up here but cancelled on her last second, presumably not her husband, and it wasn't her first time there because she treated the place like her own home
>she offers me a drink but at this point im pretty nervous about her energy and this whole thing so i decline
>she basically crawls onto the couch next to me and starts rubbing herself and telling me im handsome
>everything after this is somewhat of a blur but we had sex, it was pretty normal sex (nothing like how she acts in her videos now which is outrageous) and there really wasn't any incestual undertones other than that she was a cougar
>she reheats some chinese food for me
>we fuck and talk till like 5am
>shes actually pretty cool but has had a fucked up life
>i pass out on the couch because i was terrified this guy she was supposed to meet would show up while i was sleeping in his bed and kill me

>>9914025
>you will never be put inside a life sized hollow version and fucked senseless just like the doll you are
why even live

>>9914025
>i wish i was back under the bed in peace
>this bed is too cold
>this is the fourth time today
>he hasn't cleaned me out in 2 weeks
>my back hurts

>>9914315
contd

>wake up, it's basically afternoon
>i could hear her in the shower
>decide im just going to call a cab and leave (hopefully before she gets out of the shower) and maybe write a note like "thanks for the chinese food heres my #"
>but my phone is not in my jeans, nor is my wallet
>i pace around and think about my options
>she gets out of shower and i ask what she did with my stuff
>she basically says "i didnt want you to leave so i took it lol"
>"oh lol.."
.>"you're weren't going to leave were you? i was hoping you'd go skiing with me"

to cut a long story short, she basically hid my phone and wallet and made me spend the weekend with her, she said she would give me my stuff back in time to catch the ride back with my friends, but by the time i got my stuff back, they had already left and i had to drive with her all the way back to los angeles. she had texted my friends from my phone saying i was fine and i'd met up with some other people and was going to stay with them.

so ya. she isn't really insane. she's a full on racist, poor, and somewhat of a bitch. she is bold in ways most people aren't and she's incredibly smart and remembers everything you tell her, but she's not insane. really nice lady, would get kidnapped again/10

>>9904940
real dolls are expensive as shit man

>>9913991
you can get them for less than a thousand on aliexpress

too much money and too much hassle for a wank, just pay for an escort or get a fleshlight.

god forbid you ever get a girlfriend and have to explain what the giant box in your closet is

>>9914396
You are a faggot for wanting to leave (if the story is even truth, but you are faggot for making it up)..

>>9904775
hahahhahahha

>>9914396
this is where you get scary angry

It always feels like these sorts of threads are low on content and more of a beacon for judgemental pricks. Like seriously man, who the fuck are any of you to judge how someone gets off as long as they aren't causing physical harm to another human being or animal. You're on fucking 4chan, you have no right to judge anyone.

>>9914189
Give that meat a break, anon. Stop fapping daily and this won't happen. Like any muscle, shit gets tired and must rest or you could actually end up damaging it.

>>9914566

agreed. i used to fuck my couch when i was 14. i would put lotion in a sandwich bag put it between the cushions and fuck it until i came. also i don't understand how people masturbate with lotion. it smells, feels really greasy and honestly i don't get the hype.

>>9914518
The fuck. Why?
>Get fed
>Sleep in a palace
>Fuck a hot milf
>No harm done
>????
>Would fuck again

Unless you're a complete faggot. Are you a faggot, Anon? But of course you're a faggot, Anon.

>>9911044
Started the video thinking "This is some Tara tge android shit..."
But that song was honestly bumping

>>9914025
only if I could have a 1:1 version of my waifu.

>>9914315
>big bear
>just outside LA
Fuck that bitch is a hell of a drive to get there

>>9914804
so what you're saying is being black is worse than being a necrophile/pedophile? sums 4chan up kek you along with all these other anons in the thread trying to justify the unjustifiable is the most pathetic thing i've seen since this year started,for fuck's sake anons,there's no excuse you can give yourself for owning a tiny fuckdoll with an absolutely blank creepy expression on its face,and no,it's not a "her" it's an it. get over it. i praise the guy who's blackmailing the pedo retard,serves him right,the only rational human being in here so far,actually,the only human being in here so far.

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>>9904922
>too far gone to rejoin the normies
Who wants that? Maybe you don't have a supportive family or a group of friends you can relate to, but I have friends and family that openly accept me for what I am. I never had to feel ashamed for anything. Maybe you feel like you need to belong to a wider community, but we are part of one already right here. I don't need to be accepted by the normies to be fullfilled or feel like I have purpose.

>>9904940
I know that feel brother

>>9914304
>>9913331
>>9904872
>>9904890
>>9914009
>>9914304

Alright dudes, so I tried and can't find it on any public site, but I've found some that are similar.
At least you can have something, right?
Here:
http://porngstube.net/mom-natasha-humping-doll/
http://dirtstyle.tv/stream/9230/sucking-fucking-a-boy-doll

>>9906943
>a sex toy is one step removed from a corpse
Would a dildo be considered one step away from amputated body parts? Of course not but you are being ridiculous right now.
>>9905589
Don' worry they'll only get better and better in the future and will be automated, they might even become equivalent to fapping to porn when guys don't want to bother and just want to bust a nut. No need for an existential crisis there lady.

>>9906809
Rip in peace Harambe.

>>9908933
kidney is on the right, maybe spleen, stomach you even can say pancreas, but not kidney.

>>9907177
Post pics of your brother at the beach/pool.

This is officially the saddest fucking thread on all of 4chan. Think about that for a min. Its that fucking sad. Jesus christ my life is good compared to you fucking losers. Thank you all for the confidence boost. I feel great now!!

>>9917089
>"losers"
>browses 4chan in the first place
>goes on this thread in specific

k

>>9915575
If only she used appropriately sized dildos, this would be gold.

>>9908933
top kek

>>9912662
Cramming the DNA of two women together creates a woman, albeit functionally sterile. Which doesn't matter when you're not breeding traditionally.

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>>9906965

>Actually and casually referring to this lifeless thing as a she.

Why are you talking about that doll like it's a real woman?

>>9912521

>at least until someone decides to kill 6 out of every 7 men
>then each guy will get seven wives

I doubt it. Even with a drastic reduction in men, women will still have the ancient biological drive to mate with only the highest status and most attractive of those men, which means even then you'll still have incel men.

Pussy, or to be more accurate eggs, is never evenly distributed in nature. This is why monogamy is so important to societal creation and stability.

>>9914622

>trusting someone this much because wet hole

This is how men get themselves fucked over hard.

>>9917277
damn son...

>>9907127

You're right, that kind of talk should be reserved for women.

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>>9908029

Why didn't you listen to Stefan?

>>9904763
how much is that model?

>>9917392
one to two thousand USD

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>>9907394

>>9904783
This is the best one I've fucking seen. It doesn't try to look too real to the point where it looks even worse but it still looks detailed. How much?!

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>>9917725

>>9914436
I've actually fucked a hole through two fleshlights so far and I am denting the third, but my dick is too big for the masturbation tools with thicker rubber.

God help me. I don't want to have to get one of those 10 pound Ass+pussy things.

>>9913996
You should calculate how expensive a western woman is then.

>>9904775
If life ever gets this bad you sould prolly just do everyone a favor and kill yourself

>>9917089
I think the multiple BBC cuck, sissy pegging, and fat threads are worse. At least men in these threads are fucking something and not getting things crammed in the ass, watching white women get fucked by big alpha black guys while they jackoff in the corner, or jacking off to someone fucking some creature from wallmart with a dirty asshole.

Kids these days.

>>9904794
>>9907277
>>9906629
>currently on a website with constant and persistent ads for J-List and refuses to actually fucking visit the site despite it literally being the place they want to go

The fuck is wrong with kids these days

why are people so insecure about these things? like.. the next step from this is virtual reality, where we can live out any sexual fantasy PERFECTLY.. no interruptions, no shame, no her or him saying "no" just pure unadulterated sexual energy.

I really don't understand the "this is so sad" argument, embrace the fact that you're having a wank/sex and make it as good as it can be surely? Be it gender or preference or kink.

Am I the freak for seeing sexuality for what it is? jesus our planet is insecure

>>9920115

They prefer to get fucked by black men, go figure.

Liberals infested this place, when shit like hentai gets mocked you know something is wrong.

>>9914112
What you're doing is literally illegal and evil.

>one of your fellow pedos
I'm not a pedo and be careful with accusations like this, it could get your jaw broken in real life.
>comeuppance
Who did he hurt?

>>9905966
>>9904852
Face of that doll tho.
Would be hilariously creepy if it lets out a moan at the end.

>>9906699
underrated post

>>9917508
you'd think they would make this shit dirt cheap, its not like its a massive market with high demand

>>9904763

WHY BONER?!

>>9904775
Not only does this guy do this, he posts it on the internet.

>>9904775
those fukken eyes jesus chirst my sides

>>9904940
Then follow the year old tradition of our ancestors and rape it never fails.

>>9920704
mother of god

>>9917323
Only if you impregnate them (vasectomy bro, reporting in) or marry them (fucking no!), dipshit.

Free food, lodging courtesy of a cock-hungry MILF is gravy.

Unless you're one of those scrawny-ass, bony-chested betas who used to get their asses kicked by all the girls in school. Then, yeah, I can see where you might be a little distrusting, nervous, even scared that she might hit you again.

Nah, forget that shit! Go fuck yourself, retard! You don't know what you're missing!

>>9904775
"fuck you, you asian cocksucker"-- this man is clearly a trump voter.

>>9920854
What makes you say that?

>>9920086
first thing they are doing wrong is not using ad blockers.

>>9906809
wow japanese zoos treat their gorillas pretty well.

>>9904763
This was the day that /b/ went too far.

>>9914426
nigger-- i spent like 10K on dates in the past couple years

>>9917339
Nice.

http://wiassplus.blog.fc2.com

So like, if anyone still trying to find one of these; just tell me how you want it and how much you got. I can point u in the right direction. Also, anything under at least 1.5k won't cut it

>>9914025
Wowza. Any picture / videos of people sucking the tits on this thing?