YLYL

Maybe this time it'll actually be funny

>>9552313
That's not black metal you faggot. That's like hot topic deathcore garbage

>>9552335
it's just a joke bruh.

>>9552135
omg suace?

>>9552354
YOU DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT BLACK METAL

>>9552368
jesus. why does this anger you so much.

>>9552380
when I was uploading i honestly had no idea what one this was.

>>9552376
because you don't joke about black metal

>>9552126
not bad

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>>9552392
At least I'm contributing to this thread instead of randomly getting angry at someone on the internet.

>>9552362
He looks just like Eggman

>>9552135
sauce plz?

>>9552322
I'll never get tired of this fad.

>>9552378
Whats the songs name?

>>9552412
lost

>>9552399
did that cop seriously just discharge several rounds into the sky in an attempt to shoot down the balloons? that's illegal.. the bullets could come down and kill people.. it happens all the time when people shoot off "celebratory rounds"

>>9552477
kek, good one

>>9552447
spongebob themesongpants

>>9552335
Muh deat metal is more deathier than yours is is.

>>9552500
Holy shit fucking sauce

>>9552522
tianjin explosion + gundam musak

>>9552497
Welp, that song is forever ruined

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>>9552477
would have been good, but >>9552393 conditioned me to the freaky face using subliminal images.

>>9552115
This your first time here? YLYL threads are always the same 2 webms or videos reposted 10000000 times

>>9552503
fuck, i made it all the way through this thread until the guy at the end. You earned One Chuckle.

>>9552392
>>9552368
>>9552335
>black metal
>negro
for fucks sake man did I really need to spell it out for you?

>>9552497
fucking china

>>9552579
is that a real song? really?

>>9552587
last time I saw this posted, someone pointed out that there are so many people in China, that even if a fraction of a fraction of them committed suicide, it would still be something like twelve suicides per minute

>>9552587
Malaysia

>>9552135
I gotta know who's channel this is from

>>9552339
what the hell?

>>9552390
What is the song used?

>>9552461
Lost hard

>>9552369
I don't get this...

>>9552135
Golden

>>9552606
Taipei Taiwan

The sign the dummy falls in front of is like 500 feet from the balcony that it looks like it would jump from. Clearly a fake added in post.

>>9552580
Lost

>>9552595
its a comedy song, stop trying to feel superior about being old or pretending to be old

>>9552611
>>9552436
>>9552363
Demolition D you fuckin nerds.

>>9552339
>>9552339
Crying and i don't know why

>>9552461
lost so hard

>>9552655
cokefag is calling the britbong army retarded for deeming H&K unreliable.


if you don't into gun, you won't get it.

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>>9552565
Does anyone have the one like this but with 'We'll be counting stars'?

>>9552595
No it only sounds like a song

>>9552500
This... This is beautiful.
I cried tears of... Happiness? Joy? Whatever, its was just beautiful.

>>9552152
Vine tier comedy

>>9552135

Ok I dont even care about the anime shit but, I'm subscribing to this dude on that alone.

>>9552597

Lost and lost hard (heh)

>>9552302
idgi

>>9552755
how did they ever fail....

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>>9552477
fuck you jumpscare cunt

>>9552485
>ukraine
>law
It's Judge Dredd over there.

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>>9552497
Goddamn. They couldn't be bothered to edit that out?

>>9552400
lost so fucking hard

>>9552712
Have some souce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MimslO4g2yE

>>9552392
Your music isn't sacred. You don't have a right to demand respect for it. It is something to joke about. Anything that takes itself as seriously as the metal community is certainly open to ridicule. Your obsession with 'purity' is irritating to other people.

Suck it up. People make fun of your music whether you want them to or not. Grow up and stop acting so entitled, you manchild.

>>9552447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27UzUZuMMk

>>9552712
Holy shit is that Monty's early work>?

>>9552485
No they dont. Theres this thing called terminal velocity.

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>>9552392
Hey anon
What do you call detroit steel?
Black metal. That was a shit joke but I'd do it again just to piss you off.

>>9552309
Winced when he put his finger on the contacts damn it.

>>9552595
Underage faggot.

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>>9552771
COME ON TARS

>>9552570
fuck thats brutal. If those horses trampled someone it could be broken bones and death

>>9552794
English's not my first language but
I don't think I understood a single word.

>>9552580
the more you watch, the funnier it gets

>>9552822
fuck off noguns. terminal velocity only applies when all of the energy put into the bullet via the burning powder is expended. The only way for this to happen is if it's been fired at a perfect 90 degree angle. if there is even a slight arc to the bullets trajectory it will come down at still very much lethal speed.

i mean, you must be clinically retarded because this is exactly how artillery like howitzers and shit work

>>9552788
sauce anime?

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>>9552485

Hahaha you idiot.

>>9552302
What's the music?

>>9552794
what the fuck did he say?

>>9552722
Sauce on song?

>>9552942
no time for caution from the soundtrack for interstellar

>>9552794
>>9552905

"What?! Where the fuck am I meant to put my weight?! Right I cannae (can't) put my weight on the roof it's dead (very) thin, I cannae hold onto the gutter, what am I meant to dae (do) wae (with) it? Where is it meant to go? Oh here Andrew hold it for five minutes, you fucking wank stain! "Don't put, Don't shift yer (your) weight" Where the fuck you talking about? I cannae put my weight on the roof, I cannae put my weight on the gutter where is it supposed to go?"

>>9552917
Golden Time. 8/10

>>9552392
personally i don't joke about black metal. I mock it. Because it's absolutely fucking terrible and only 13yo listen to it.

>>9552620
Fuckin' hell, I can't stop listening to this!

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Blizzard pls fix post cooldown

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>>9552777
trips

>>9553001
>>9552995
>>9552993
>>9552988
None of these are even remotely funny.

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Captcha didn't let me put a foot as food, this is bullshit.

>>9552461
These things are reproducing.
This isn't funny.

Intelligence clearly isn't a beneficial trait for long term survival.

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This thread really took off all of a sudden.

>>9553004
kekkles

>>9553047
Man that's fucking brilliant.

>>9552461
lost at "perget" and "dangerops"

>>9553008
Top kek

>>9552500
pretty sure thats just an industrial explosion in like china

>>9552788
I loved Golden Time

>>9553047
mfw I was listening to this while watching that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8

>>9552335
You can tell it's not black metal, because black metal is just blast beats and autistic screeching recorded on a Motorola Razr

>>9553076
>>9552500
If I recall correctly it was mishandled goods a tthe dock and a fire started in a container of imported chemicals that spread to loads of other containers holding chemicals and god knows what else.

>>9552831
I fucking lost who is this btw?

>>9553075
jeez, no more fucks. Hope I never get to this point.

>>9552963
baker street, ya scrub

>>9552392
Black metal is and always will be shit. Also Varg is a fagit and I'm glad dead died.

>>9552620
I thought it was a new Cassetteboy. Pls come back, Brexit should provide more than enough material =' (

>>9552392
liquid autism

>>9552620
God I fucking hate tories.
Triggered.

>>9552504
i saw this 100 times and i still lose

>>9553031
Why don't you just kill yourself already?

>>9553148
Because I don't want to?

>>9552354
You're a fucking joke

>>9553080
fucking what????????

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>>9552712
>
Sure

>>9553183
Thanks bro

>>9553034
haha damn that's good xD

>>9552904
that's what happens when you disregard police orders to fuck off. I guess. It's czech by the way. And they didn't trample him, he jumped out of way.

>>9553023
This will always be my favourite

>>9552497
Lost

>>9552722
lost

>>9552504
The second time, my laughter was almost completely in sync, which did not make things better

>>9553080
Damn Jefferys a fit bird

>>9553020
Something about this made me laugh, i think it was the banging on the table part

>>9552466
>dark souls
>bloodborne hud
get out

>>9552822
Bahaha fucking retard

>>9553080
top fucking kek, going to Thailand and not shagging a lady boy is like going to turkey and not eating a kebab

>>9552577
No they don't, you fuck

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>>9553008
holy fuck, what?

>>9553080

Proper lad

>>9552392
Tell KFC that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI

>>9553309
thats death metal tho

>>9553318

It's all the same shit

>>9552497
song?

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>>9552384

>>9553324
>no

>>9552485
>actual police footage
>must be legit

>>9553338
what's this from?

>>9552714
lel

>>9553357
No idea could never find it

>>9553080
Future Leicester City star right here

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>>9552113
>dat file name

supreme spooky kek

>>9553356
rolaids, oh man that's good

>>9552497
people like this autistic child garbage?

>>9552766

YT: DouchebagChocolat

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>>9553047
Thats fucking amazing.

>>9552500
That fucking Gundam Unicorn soundtrack sync. PERFECT.

>>9552113
file name

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>>9552113

>>9552822
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire
>Bullets fired into the air usually fall back with terminal velocities much lower than their muzzle velocity when they leave the barrel of a firearm. Nevertheless, people can be injured, sometimes fatally, when bullets discharged into the air fall back down to the ground. Bullets fired at angles less than vertical are more dangerous, as the bullet maintains its angular ballistic trajectory, is far less likely to engage in tumbling motion, and so travels at speeds much higher than a bullet in free fall.

>A study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that 80% of celebratory gunfire-related injuries are to the head, feet, and shoulders. In Puerto Rico, about two people die and about 25 more are injured each year from celebratory gunfire on New Year's Eve, the CDC says. Between the years 1985 and 1992, doctors at the King/Drew Medical Center in Los Angeles, California, treated some 118 people for random falling-bullet injuries. Thirty-eight of them died.

>Firearms expert Julian Hatcher studied falling bullets in the 1920s and calculated that .30 caliber rounds reach terminal velocities of 90 m/s (300 feet per second or 204 miles per hour). A bullet traveling at only 61 m/s (200 feet per second) to 100 m/s (330 feet per second) can penetrate human skin.

A small chunk of metal slamming into your head at 200 mph tends to sting a bit.

>>9552477
lost to the ending, good one

>>9553400
song name?

>>9552302
Interstellar

>>9553025
>9gag tier gifs
get out

>>9552376
autism

>>9553080
i'd complain about it being a phone recording of a screen, but this is fucking gold

>>9553397
Demo barely makes content anymore. i believe he gave up on the anime life.

>>9552915
The guy wasn't right, but comparing a 9mm bullet with a 5" high explosive howitzer shell is almost equally retarded

>>9553154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro

>>9552461
>mfw this was actually earlier on facebook than 4chan..

>>9552565
>nostalgia for dysfunctional tanks

>>9552903
Don't let me leeaave Murph!!

>>9552113

>filename 10/10

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>>9552412
i still don't get this

>>9553517
Ragnar the Red-Elsweyr Crash Den Remix

>>9552831
omg im fucking crying, lost so hard

>>9552380

It's probably just because I'm stoned as fuck, but I kek'd a majestic 12 keks

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>>9552368

>>9553091
dunkey

>>9552500

This is like the white-people version of the "GET THE WATER NIGGA!"

>>9552113
that audio is fuggen awful

>>9552620
I fucking hate Boris and Maggie, those cunts.

>>9553469
WWI era military manuals had instructions for indirect fire. Not accurate but could saturate an area. Dem bolt actions had sum range.

>>9552905
>>9552794
He sounds Scottish to me.

>>9552362
lost

>>9553031
ah there he is, I didn't miss him, but there he is

>>9553027
I remember seeing this 2 years ago and it got me into Osu. I will forever love this video

>>9552570
THE HORN OF HELM HAMMERHAND WILL SOUND IN THE DEEP... ONE LAST TIME.

>>9552152
>smosh
>funny

nope

>>9553615
Sam hyde

>>9553080
lol saw this on efukt

>>9552903
I never thought cathedral music could be so intense till after I saw this movie.

>>9552362
When Voltorb is on day off from Pokemon..

>>9552579
Anime name ?

>>9552113
lol in the first post

>>9553085

>just blast beats

this is what plebs actually believe

>>9552461

didn't know you could spell pregnant so many different ways

>>9553070
It has a downside. These bikes are weird so you have to pedal even when you are going downhill. Not only is he more aerodynamic, notice how his pedals spin faster since he doesn't limit them. Notice later how he has a hard time putting his legs back on. People don't do this because its dangerous.

>>9553109
Day off at the construction site?

>>9553848
fucking hate blackmetal. Soooo bad. all they talk about is burning church and fucking witches.

>>9552831
FUCKING lost it lmfao. good one.

>>9552392
It's the internet. People will joke about things you don't want them to. Better get used to it.

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>>9552322

>>9552981

Thank you.

>>9552380
lost so hard

>>9553014
Sauce?

>>9552339

>filename
Lost

>>9553027
Eesti is relevant.

>>9553027
Song?

>>9552580
why is this so fucking funny

>>9553960
Quantum Leap

>>9552504
Someone needs to do this with the banana

>>9553031
Hey man, thanks for your opinion. Really needed it, Where's the upvote button?

>>9553075
wtf, what is he doing there? Is that related to the music?

>>9552356
pretty good idea and imitation

>>9553204
>>9552570
exactly, it's not like they don't know the police are coming. they had time to leave

>>9553615
> sometimes, I rip the skin

>>9552712
This is gold.

>>9553034
Their accents make this fucking gold

>>9552363
>>9552436
>>9552611
>>9552766
https://www.youtube.com/user/DouchebagChocolat
He's gonna upload a video soon, get back into it after being evicted

>>9553787
movie?

>>9553787
It's got an organ in it. That doesn't make it Cathedral music, comrade.

>>9553960
Quantum Leap, greatest show of all time.

>>9553016
what is with autism and knives?

>>9552485
You are fucking retarded

>>9553027
I lost!

>>9552504
The fucking echo ruined me

>>9554044
You know papa have probly more stuff to do with the house and shit. So still.

>>9552335
>implying there's a difference

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>>9552113

>>9552135
Fucking love DemolitionD (Douchebagchocolat on Youtube.)

>>9552579
Why are you posting autistic weeaboo shit outside of your containment board?

>>9552387
Great job anyways

>>9553124
Here's the faggot willing to let commies and idiots run the country further into the ground.

>>9552461
Fucking lost - it just kept coming

>>9552126
dancing fly > dancingspider.webm

>>9552309
Song name?

>>9554166
Night call - kavinsky

>>9554147
Wat.

One big genuine wat.

>>9552384
I dont remember that from Ghost Adventures...but i like it!

>>9552904
>>9553204
That happend in my town in sweden.
One sandnigger got got his nuts crushed and a few broken ribs during those cavalry charges.
all the niggers here in sweden went crazy after that.

>>9554189
Here another video of it.
youtube (.) com/watch?v=OB0-MXNPUIU

>>9552322

fucking lol...

>>9552629
song?

>>9552113
10/10 filename

>>9552309
Holy fuck that's some l337 h4x0r!

>>9552335
He is right you know, this is deathcore, not black metal. The difference is fucking huge, to say the least. It's pretty sad to see that the majority here have no musical culture of any kind

>>9553981
Nightcore - rockerfeller street

look for that picture

>>9552778
moar

>>9552392
black metal is a facade pushed by the media. the original movement only consisted of like 3 or 4 bands and the rest were spawned by copy cats and fake satanic stories pushed by the media. kill yourself retard.

>>9552620
nice

>>9554147
That filename kek.

>>9552135
>name
I dont think these people are old enough to be on this board

>>9552392
Yeah, I met a pianist for a boy band. Kinda weird they wore all black and shit but had a piano but whatevs.

>>9552712
does anyone know the song?

>>9552551
>>9552587
>>9552604
>>9552606
>>9552794

Its false, someone analyzed the video and they showed pictures of that place in real life. The building he jumps down from is actually a lot further back than the sign that says "HOMME HAIFI". If it was real then the guy should've fell behind the sign not in front of it, it was edited in but it is on the official video, is not like some random anon did it

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legit

>>9552236
kys

>>9552152
12 years old autist humour

>>9552597
i pissed myself XD

>>9552335
So glad I'm not the only one that got pissed off by that

>>9552339
Lost fucking hard what the hell is this shit

>>9552620
lost fuck!

>>9553008
No way loooool

>>9554310
Oh yeah, a dancing spider on dubstep is so much more adult comedy.

You are on 4chan.

>>9552400
kys

>>9552584
This.

>>9554352
That was actually fun

>>9552369
yeah columbine 2.0 is fuckin hilariousssss

>>9552372
This is so good ! ! ! xD XD

>>9553080
omg that was comedy gold!

>>9552655
Its a >>>/k/ joke, dont worry about it

>>9552794
For anyone wondering this is some eastern northern Scotland accent

>>9552810
Not everyone takes it so seriously, I just think you sound like a dumbass if you call anything remotely heavy black metal or death metal because it shows you know fuck all about music. You can keep sounding retarded if you want why should I give a shit.

>>9552412
autismooooooo

>>9553036
you are clearly too intelligent for this idiotic planet and should kys immediately to spare yourself more suffering

>>9552779
it's not Ukraine, you ok mate?

anyone have the remake of starkiller base firing ? i think they obliterated all the social media's and played some dubstep if i recall correctly

>>9554012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8R-YK8yBc

The song (natsu matsuri) talks about the fireworks displays shown at Japanese summer festivals. This guy's just memeing up the fireworks part.

>>9553550
>a gif that has been around since before 9gag existed

>>9552580
i lost too fucking hard on this dumb shit, good one anon.

>>9553603
> one of the best tank in history
> dysfunctional
nice b8

>>9552392
black metal is the gayest of all metal

>>9554344
it doesn't have to be adult or high brow to not be autistic, also when the fuck did i say a dancing spider isn't also autism manifest?

>>9554301
Boobs confirmed.

Source: Waited 99 seconds

>>9554332
*shouts CHICKEN! in Ed's voice*

>>9553080
dude who the fuck is this guy? i wish this wasnt a phone recording on a broken iphone screen.

>>9553848
Frigg out kid. I've forgotten about more Metal than you will ever even listen to. Black metal is shit. Literally the least talented sub-genera of metal there is. It's only saving grace is that it's kind of cool and classic. It's just distorted noise and screaming, and I know you know this.

>>9553055
lost

>>9553622
sauce

>>9552399
thats is a nice one, saved m8

>>9554301
I wasn't expecting boobs, but definitely didn't see that cuming.....

>>9552831
is he hitting the QTEs or not?

>>9552559
kek

>>9552597
fuck i knew it was coming but not like this

>>9552816
i love you but I doubt it

I do know the RWBY clip you speak of tho

>>9552778
where's the one with jews?

>>9552988
lost

>>9552722
fat dwarf wishes he was Gimli so bad

>>9553091
bro team I think

>>9554119
I like this post.

anyone has "jeb is a mess" webm?

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>>9552335
>>9554246
>>9554323

You guys are fucking faggots.

>be me, 5 years ago
>know of this autistic kid at my high school, named Albert
>everyone says he's really reclusive, but sometimes he just loses his shit and breaks stuff
>poor hygiene, smells like shit and has long nasty ass gross hair.
>classic rock radio station plays at lunch for our school
>black sabbath comes on, crazy train (watch?v=RMR5zf1J1Hs keep it playing)
>"SCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" right after ozzy laughs in the beginning, keeping in beat
>Restarts his retard screech when the rift repeats.
>keeping rhythm
>everyone circles around him as he windmills his arms and head 'SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'ching at the ground in a deep grotesque and satanic pitch
>disgonbegud.gif (pic related)

>>9553923
Jesus Christ it's not even synced to the beat.

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>>9554788

con't

>>Fatass nigger comes up
>brings his monkey crew
>Hooping and hollering "YO WAT DAH FUKK IS DIS NIGGA DOING HAHAHSAHAHABAANAHA"
>"HAY NIG, NOCK DAT SHIT OFF BRUH, TRYNA EAT DIS WATERMELON IN PEACE"
>circle of idiots grows, albert starts to notice niggs talking shit
>goes up to the first fatass that led the barrel of monkeys there in the first place
>Windmills his arms moving head side to side "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in ice cubes face, still in rhythm
>bignig aint havin it, pushes retard back into the middle of his 1 man mosh pit
>A wild SJW appears!
>white, fat, tank-top, glasses, dike tattoo (need I say more)
>"OMG you can't do this to him, he doesn't deserve this discrimination for being differently-abled" yadda yadda
>BigBlack's hypeman bitch picks up desk chair in one hand
>Albert back to the middle still
>Starts screaming "YO U WANT DIS SHIT TO GET REEL RITENOW BITCHNIGGA?"
>"Yeah throw it, I DARE YOU."
>basically escalates to a 1-sided nigga moment (watch?v=kb2S3RvC6gg)
>hypeman throws chair at albert
>"SSSSSCCCCCCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Dodges chair, runs into the nigger crowd, windmill blazingly fast
>Bignig gets hit square in the face, knocked the fuck over
>Albert still trucking through the monkey exhibit
>basically knocks down half of them, then SJW and her ciswhitefemales jump in the rescue.
>total clusterfuck autistic racewar (watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ)
>hilarity ensues, white bitch, al, and bignig get suspended next day

Shit went down when Blacks Met Al