Rekt ylyl?

>>8813973
stupid arrogant bitch, more than likely never been punished

>>8813973
Lost hard. What kind of idiot picks a fucking coffee shop to do this at. Hope she looks like 2 face now

>>8814078
It was cola.

>>8814078
fucking tard look at the cup. its a fast food cup.

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>>8814095
looks like hot coffee 4me

>>8814124
If you pause it you can see the ice cubes...

>>8814095
ok Farva

>>8813973

that kid is a fucking hero

>>8814119
youre right, mcdonalds does not sell coffee

>>8814140
I want a liter'a cola.

>>8813973
fucking lol

>>8814268
what?! then what have i been ordering all these years???

>>8814095
>>8814095
>>8814119
>>8814139
>a white cup with a brown ish band around the middle, very reminiscent of a starbucks cup or other cup which has said cardboard bands because the drink is 'hot'
>nah it's sodie pop

>>8814291

diarrhea

>>8813973
What the hell is she saying when she sprays the guy?

>>8813973
bitch sounds likes shes crying at the start...

>>8814297
Do it for the vine..... I'm pissed because im out

Thats what I hear

>>8814294
kek

>>8814095
ITS TAPE

>>8813973

1. This is why you don't hold it in your lap for the camera to see. This guy knew what was coming.

2. Seems like maybe this has happened before. He had got coffee cocked and ready to be shot all over her face.

3. I hope he enjoys unemployment after she presses charges for aggravated assault (or whatever the equivalent is in the US). I'm going to assume she was burned.

>>8814580

It's fake like all the pranks are

You really think they have anything to gain from making legit videos? They are fully incentivized to plan out everything but make it look real; they have no incentive to have it actually be spontaneous

>>8814580
Spitting on someone is assault
That watergun is the equivalent
I hope she likes prison.

>>8814596
This looked more spontaneous
He wasn't handing her the cup of coffee and I know most of the fast food restaurants near me have a coffee maker next to the window (Taco Bell, Wendy's, McDonalds) so he could've been making the coffee, looked over and she shot him with the watergun, he threw the coffee at her.

Just goes to show how much Europeans know about the American fast food industry.
>Silly Europoors don't have coffee makers next to the window to provide optimal coffee temperatures

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>>8814580
>charges
Nothing would come of it.

Chick started by shooting what I'm left to assume is urine at the guy. If it was urine, he could argue that he felt the need to defend himself, as an acidic liquid was just sprayed on his face. Even if they didn't even go for criminal charges and sued for damages, he'd probably still come out on top.

Whether or not he gets fired is in the hands of his superiors, so that's up on the air.

There's a good chance it's fake, either way, as well.

>>8814623

>This looked more spontaneous

I bet you think Jurassic Park was a real place too

>>8814629
Having water sprayed at you, being spat on, and definitely having urine sprayed at you, all constitute assaults.
It's nothing to do with the pH level of what you're being assaulted by. He wouldn't get in trouble

>>8814294
theres no steam.
did you drop out of middle school?
or did you drop out of reality when you were born?

>>8814773
Oh yeah because in the frames you can see the drink moving at a relatively fast velocity you should def be able to discern steam. Get the fuck out.

>>8814874
kek, you are definetly too retarded to understand reality.

>>8814705
Cop here
If someone throws a bottle or soda out of their car we charge it as an "Assault with Deadly Missile".

She could easily end up with 5 years of jail time

>>8814945
Shit you "definetly" got me good

what is she saying? "Im pissed cause Im out?"
thats the best i can figure.

>>8814124
coffee has a lid on the cup dumbass. have you literally never gotten drive through coffee?

>>8814647
>poorfag thinks jurassic park is fake

>>8814975
now you're being a spelling fag...kinda proves his point.

>>8814629
>left to assume is urine
That's one hell of a fucking leap.

>>8815010
>>8814975
>>8814945
>>8814874
>>8814773
>>8814095
>>8814119
>>8814124
>>8814139
>>8815050
a bunch of faggot crybabies crying about a cup of liquid

>>8814952
proving once again that cops/lawmakers are some of the most retarded people in our society...

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>>8814952
>"Assault with Deadly Missile"
>That can't be a real thing?
>Google it
Pppfthahahahaaaa

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>>8814629
>left to assume is urine
>acidic liquid

>>8815109
Dude, seriously? Shits not even funny you faggot

>>8815109
Holy shit, I'm going to need sauce

>>8813973
Looks staged. Look at the cup. There's no lid on it.

>>8814928
they deserved it. they were rude.

>>8815157
There's not much more to it, the cop died, guy got captured later and was executed in recent years.

>>8815157
Google Kyle Dinkheller

>>8814311
Think she was gonna say "piss cause im out of water!"

>>8815109
Angry veteran killed a cop for pulling him over.

>>8815063

>Missile: on object which is forcibly propelled at a target.

You're a fucking idiot.

>>8815210
name of the movie?

>>8815215
>I'm ok!
>Makes crazy face and starts confirming head still in place.

>>8815109
Lol cop looses shoot out to 90 year old nut then screams his fucking baby bitch heart out.

>>8815210
SOURCE PLISSSSSSSSSSS

>>8814078
just play it by frame, its a large soda

>>8815109

>Cop begs for his life
>Criminal actually walks away sparing him
>Cop takes a potshot
>Criminal comes back and finishes him off

Fucking hell

>>8815249
haha ur name is dickless anon

>>8815215
>Are you ok?
>No, I'm ok!
>Okay.

>>8814928
that was fucking hilarious

>>8815223
Cop said "deadly missile" cop is idiot

>>8815262

Thanks asshole I laughed and now i'm going to hell

>>8815259
why would u repeat what we literally just heard them say?

>>8815277
When the robot revolution arrives, that guy with the glasses will be the first to die.

>>8815277
Rather have ppl take their anger out on robots then other ppl

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>>8815288
its allready here

>>8815285
Where's the rekt,retard?

>>8815208
That's fucking terrifying

>>8815292
the whole country is rekt

>>8815109
He was 22 when he died

>>8815109
well u dont see dat shit everyday

>>8815194
gay

>>8814705
Americans don't actually constitute being squirted by a water gun assault right? I mean, you guys can't be THAT retarded can you?

>>8814952
Oh I stand corrected, americans really are that retarded.

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>>8815133

>>8815230
>>8815249

It's a movie called "Elephant".

>>8815208
damn thats hot

>>8815334
'Murica

You edgy boi

You got the one where two dudes hop out of a van with an AK? Kill cop on highway or some?

>>8815277
That's pretty cool

>>8815294
The mech battles have started in China.
When they invade Japan then they will truly know a such a battle when the proper tech is perfected.
Glorious tech for glorious battles,
Blood for the blood god,
Metal slag and chewy nougat in the middle.
Burn and Battle!!!
FOR HONOR FOR GLORY!!!!
FUS RO DAH!!!!!

>>8815294
Construction mating cycle has begun.

>>8814609
>spitting on someone
>prison
Oh ok

>>8815203
Story?

>>8814952
hahahahaha deadly missile

American Cops sound hella stupid
Can anyone with an IQ above 70 be a cop in america? Or you need to be legally retarded to join?

>>8815115
Urine contains uric acid.
>acid
Urine is acidic - not very acidic, but still acidic.

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>>8815354
Nah, i just post these specifically in bootl icker generals (aka: "Criminals getting rekt)" to trigger people.

Seems like it works just fine in other threads as well.

>>8815381
Same as the army, you can't join if you're too smart.
They need stupid grunts that just blindly follow orders.

>>8815384
That's not what "acidic" means.
Urine is neutral or fluctuates between little acidic or little alkaline depending on diet.

>>8815050
>his

>>8815386
wow was that a gun with blanks or something?
Or a toy gun?
Or is he like the worst shooter that has ever lived?

That cop brushed of what looks like a clear shot to the face?

>>8815406
Probably nicked him in the jaw or something, that doesn't instantly kill you.

>>8815381
>hella

>>8815262
that is a GREAT fucking song

>>8814629
>filename
kek

>>8815399
Sorry to wreck your silly attempt at feeling superior while you'll always be a beta, but military people are, on average, 30 - 60 IQ points smarter than average.

And most of us have high level college degrees. We have to these days to get promotions. I majored in aviation as a pilot with a minor in meteorology.

But hey, whatever makes you feel better about being a stupid, fat, mom's basement dwelling jobless loser.

>>8815230
it was good up until they fucked in the shower i just stopped watching it.

>>8814928
lost

>>8814945
an hero

>>8815469
You really don't know what an IQ is, do you?

>>8814952
Screaming "Piss" would immediately make the fast food dude think he is getting sprayed with a body fluid, in this case, a super soaker he believes to be filled with piss.

This is a felony in both the United States and Europoor no matter what you want to say. Would it be okay with you for me to fill a squirtgun with cow blood and squirt you with it? How about fake blood? Of course not, and your actions, whatever they may be to get me to stop, i.e. defending yourself, would be more than justified, at least in the U.S... You pussy ass cucks in Europoor would go to jail just for having a squirtgun in the first place because it's in the shape of a gun.

>>8815265
So you're saying there is no possibility of dying after having a compressed metal can flung at you at high velocity out of a car? Time 2 go back 2 skoolz summerfriend

>>8815328
>Americans don't actually constitute being squirted by a water gun assault right? I mean, you guys can't be THAT retarded can you?

If you live in any western country, spraying someone with liquid constitutes assault and will also be actionable in civil court under trespass to person or something similar depending on the country.
Look at it this way, prior to this sort of thing being classed as assault, you would have gotten kicked in the head while onlookers nodded their approval.

>>8815200
fucking nigger

>>8815265
Youre definitely fucking retarded man, is school out already? Dont you have somewhere else to go be retarded?

>>8814928
talk shit get hit

>>8814078
>>8814124
>>8814268
>>8814291
>>8814294
after reviewing the video in slow motion, and in frame by frame i am sure it was a soda, that being said, i am not sure if this was staged or not.

>>8815133
It´s fun the way the cop screams like a little girl.

>>8815469
30-60 IQ smarter than the average 0?

>>8815503
>prior to this sort of thing being classed as assault, you would have gotten kicked in the head while onlookers nodded their approval.

all depends on what street you live on.
well said though.

>>8815194
edgy

>>8815334
>>8815109
>>8815386
And yet cops are afraid of nignogs instead of pale faces.

>>8815469
>high level college degrees
Wouldn't be surprised if the Majority are women's study

>>8815262
kek

>>8815262
fucked up but I can't stop laughing

>>8815525
yes, because there is still the footage left over after the white people shoot, the nignogs take everything and rip it to fucking shreds, because doing what monkeys do is in their DNA

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>>8815469
Oh wow, someone is triggered, I see.

First of all, the military doesn't conduct IQ tests, so your claim that the average IQ of military personnel is between 130 and 160 (making the average army grunt eligible for membership in mensa) is not only unsubstantiated, it's a laughable claim.

Second of all:

www.aele.org/apa/jordan-newlondon.html
Read it and weep, retard.
Oh wait, let me explain to you what this means so that you can understand it:
>It mean it set precedent, so is okay for police department to not hire because man who want to be police is too smart.

Third:
>high level college degrees
>Pilot and meteorology
Ppppfthahaha.

>>8815200
>average depiction of an American family

>>8815215
>Poledancer falls off pole about 2-3m landing head first
>no injury whatsoever
Seems they do pick hotheads for the job

>>8815529

How do you figure? Like is that sarcasm or do yo have a thought once a couple months to join when you finish your degree, minoring in gender studies? Youre retarded

>>8815208
I'd kill to get her to ride me.

>>8815285
best yl hahahha

>>8815208
i want to marry her

>>8813973
>"do it for the Vine"
>Millenials

>>8815552
Why the flying fuck would I be enough of a degenerate to join the Army? I realise jobs in certain sectors are hard to come by but I'm not desperate,anyhow what the fuck is the point of getting a degree of you're just going to join the army

>>8815543
shut up no one cares about ether of you.

>>8815570
She looks a bit too old to be a millennial but OK

>>8815542
and still nignogs get cought and white people don't.

>>8815582
that's because white people are smart.

>>8815575
nigga please

>>8815575
Millennials are aged 18-25, so she probably is.

(1982-1998)

>>8814945
reddit is that way

>>8815194
wow

>>8815194
sick fuck

>>8815208
so sexy. i want her to raep me

>>8815210

What's the name of the song?

>>8815262
lost

>>8815239
We get it, having no humanity is par for the course of being an edgy 4chan faggot. You're officially cool now, all your hard work paid off.

Nobody gives a shit about your desperate cloying for attention. We've all seen it a fucking million times before.

You'll grow up eventually.

>>8814629
topkek @filename

>>8815239
Well, let's see how tough you are when you get shot a few times in the stomach. Pretty sure most people would cry for mommy.

>>8815543
"oh wow someone is triggered"

>>Goes on to write a novel and google info for backup

lols as, u must be new

>>8815646
>Never backing up what you say and just resorting to worthless retorts is cool!

Thanks 4chan autismo.

>>8815636
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DArzZ3RvejU

>>8814124
>>8814140
>>8814294
>>8814550
>>8815062
>>8814268
>>8814291
>>8815516
>>8815516
>ITS
>MUSTARD
>GAS
>YOU
>IDIOTS

>>8815663

Thanks mate really wanted that.

>>8815647

Someone's anally perturbed.

Go kill yourself faggot, debating on the internet is for 13 year olds and the arm-chair generals you hypocritically hate.

>>8813973

So tired of you knobs falling for this obviously staged shit. 4chan IQ has drop dramatically over the past 5 years.

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>>8813973
fucking idiots. it's staged and poorly too.

>>8815638
buthurt much?

>>8815694
I hate edgy holier-than-tho "sikrit 4chan klub" faggots more, like you.

Kill yourself. I'm serious, the world would be a better place with you dead.

>>8815208
I'd let her do anything to me.

(It's Kortney Olson, if anyone's curious)

>>8815109
Is he firing a Mini-14?

>>8815200
Fucking Clemson.
SC niggers are the worst niggers

>>8815380
The car caught fire

>>8815543
i thought cops were always on pairs in case something like this happened

>>8815724
M1 Carbine.

>>8815208
Kortney Olson

>>8815737
Literally the story. Nothing else came from it

>>8815420

still it feels like a weird video honestly
Cop get shot in the face, just walks out screen.

Other cop was on the floor entire time? (when his buddy picks him up, don't see him at start)

Cops run away when the shooter is just walking slowly in stead of shooting at him at the end

>>8815109
That cop could have lived if he had proper training.
Being rushed with a rifle is not that hard to defend especially when you are seeing it happen.
All it takes is a simple kick and lunge to get the barrel and receiver under your arm to render the gun useless.
Poor kid probably didn't train in proper rifle defense and it cost him his life

>>8815285
This
/thread

>>8815200
>that nigger chimp mating dance at the end
wtf

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>>8815746
Thanks

>>8815115
too hardcore for me to watch...

Poland stronk

>>8815771
>Cop get shot in the face, just walks out screen.
Looks like he fell down.
There is a reason the gunman didn't keep shooting him and decided to focus his attention on the cop who was not already shot.

>Other cop was on the floor entire time?
Pretty sure that's the same cop that got shot first, he crawled for cover behind the cruiser.

>Cops run away when the shooter is just walking slowly in stead of shooting at him at the end
They were pussies, shot or incompetent, I don't know.

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>>8815775
Stfu, fat retard

>>8815709
>>8815709

"I hate this baseless assertion of a strawman/ad-hom fallacy"

Cool, because I didn't claim that 4chan was secret, nor a "club"

But if you spent half the time you do debating on 4chan, you could actually pursue a real education instead of failing to prove your intellectual superiority.

If anyone should be hated on 4chan, it's you and your "holier than thou" attitude when it's the fucking internet and no one gives a fuck about your shitty and ill-informed opinion.

But the main question is: y u mad tho? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8815328
Only if it's bodily fluids or nasty shit, not water. These sperglords don't know shit but like playing lawyer, as usual.

>>8815816
>Wall of text
> y u mad

lol didn't even read.

>>8815469
>military people on average, 30 - 60 IQ points smarter than average.
The mean IQ for America is 100. You're fucking telling me that the AVERAGE military guy is FOUR fucking standard deviations above the mean? Jesus, m8. Never go full retard.

>high level college degrees
Bro, military is full of meme degrees. I met one guy who had like four degrees in bullshit like "administration" or something. Yeah, come back when you're in a top ten school and not the Air Force Community College.

>I majored in aviation as a pilot with a minor in meteorology.
So you learned to fly a plane and check the weather reported by the NWS... WOW.

Just stop talking man. I'm on your fucking side but don't post stupid shit saying military people are in the 0.0001% of IQs in the United States because they just aren't.

>>8815775

>cop gets pistol, the best weapon for fighting within ten yards

>angry war vet kept m1 carbine, best weapon for 20-100 yards

>cop fires all of his rounds in a panic, 5 shot bursts and what not, fails to hit anything vital

>slightly wounded war vet remembers his training to capitalize on the reload, sends a round through the cops eye

>Everyone cries for cop because he was a bumblefuck when it came to fire arms and keeping composure under fire

>society hates the war vet that used the training he was given that gave him balls of steel in 'Nam

>>8815210
Fucking nigger. Fuck off.

>>8814629
it's time to listen

>>8815824

You didn't read, yet you read the last line?

I think you did read, you anally perturbed troglodyte

>>8815194
>>>/b/

>>8815194
kek
now do it with good song

>>8815845
I didn't tho. Copy and paste bob so he can take over 4chan, btw.
(＾▽＾)

The cancer emoji drew my attention and I wanted to read your youtube comment-teir meme response.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Thank god it had, like I predicted, no substance what so ever.

/ Copy and paste bob so he can take over 4chan, btw.
/▌
/\

>>8815525
Could have something to do with the fact that the three videos you saw dont constitute the reality of the situation.

>>8815838
I would much, much rather have the carbine than the pistol in the situation. A pistol is not the best firearm for close quarters, it's just the easiest to carry. The carbine has a 20-30 rnd mag and 2 points of contact to make it more accurate.

That said, the old fuck could have at least killed a dickhead cop instead of the nice rookie.

>>8815543
Well, MENSA you aren't. First, they stated 30-60 points above average, not 130-160, but maybe reading just isn't your thing.

Second, and maybe I'm the tard here, but our link is to a decision for a police department (NOT military) against an age discrimination case that they argued was not age related but rather that they didn't hire overly intelligent people as they were more likely to leave. Has no bearing on this guys claim, frankly.

Third - his hi level degree is in Aviation, minor in meteorology. Again, your failure to comprehend basic information in sentences probably explains why YOU are the one who comes off as both triggered and stupid.

As to the person's claim in general (about 30-60 points higher than average) I believe that is inflated A number of studies and attempted correlations are out there, as you are correct the US Armed Forces do not use IQ but rather the ASVAB. MENSA does in fact admit people based only on an ASVAB score (98 I believe). As roughly 67 percent of the US falls between 85 and 115, and correlating approximates for converting ASVAB scores to IQ come up with a low end average for enlistees of 105 (google military IQ's - there are a number of results .) This would support a higher than average IQ for enlistees - officers tend to score higher on ASVAB, but no numbers can be found for me there. So while 30-60 points higher is unfounded, higher than average is absolutely supported.

>>8815208

10/10 would let head get crushed between legs

>>8815525
this is called rasizm

>>8815380
I'm glad you asked, cause it's incredibly deep and complicated.
Basically, they were driving, and the car caught fire.

Fucking retard.

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>>8814928

>Kid just says hello
>"Fuck you!"
>Y U HIT ME HURR

Fuck these cunts. Glad she got rekt.

>>8815215
it looks like she just completely let go with the arm that was wrapped around the pole. what did she think would happen? no attempt to slow her fall. idiot

>>8814928
the fuck does he say after he wrecks her with his wrecking ball?

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>>8815884
>Well, MENSA you aren't
Not anymore, no, I didn't want to pay the membership fee anymore and it gave me nothing I wanted/needed for being a member.

>First, they stated 30-60 points above average, not 130-160, but maybe reading just isn't your thing.
The AVERAGE for the united states is ~100, if a group has an IQ between 30 and 60 points ABOVE the average, like the guy claimed, that means:
100 + 30 = 130
100 + 60 = 160
They have all an IQ between 130 and 160.
You are in fact the one who needs to learn to fucking read.

>maybe I'm the tard here
You are.
>against an age discrimination
No
>didn't hire overly intelligent people as they were more likely to leave
That was why the guy sued, not because of age.
And they were allowed to do so, because it was ruled in a court not to be "arbitrary" or "irrational".
Read the entire case. Or at the very least enough to know what the fuck you are even commenting on, before you comment.

>Third
I laughed because you don't need to be very intelligent to be a pilot, or a fully fledged meteorologist either for that matter.
Defeating the entire argument since he thinks those two are hard subjects to study.

>MENSA does in fact admit people based only on an ASVAB
http://www.us.mensa.org/join/testscores/qualifyingscores/
Oh, look at that ASVAB = not accepted.
You need an IQ of around 130-140 to join.


Learn to read, you unhinged fucking mongoloid.

>>8815944
>>8815884
mensa is a joke and no one cares about it. you both sound autistic.

>>8815208
Now cover the watermelon whit a finger...

>>8815860

Wow man, you really take things off the deep end. You might end up like one of these school shooters if that's your reaction to words.

>>8815775
yeah, and maybe you could karate chop the bullets. Fucking ass.

>>8815944
Posts police officer gettin' shot at in a rekt YLYL thread and then says
>Learn to read, you unhinged fucking mongoloid.

Yeah you are a genius

>>8815109
no, there's no problem with guns in 'Murica. You couldn't pay me enough to be a cop in this country.

>>8815964
>Intelligent people have to worship authority!
Okay then.

>>8815525
Cops shoot white people disproportionately more than black people, dood.

>>8814629
goodbye ear drums

>>8815968
What?

>>8814928
>>8815262
only funny rekt posts

>>8815109
>>8815210
>>8815285
>>8815334
>>8815386
>>8815543
edgy teenager posts

>>8815208
boner post

>>8815968
>worship
yeh ur fuken dum m8

>>8815982
Exactly: What?

What does posting cops getting killed in an adult rekt thread have to do with intelligence/stupidity?

>>8815368
underrated post

I honestly didnt expect the autism in here

>>8815986
Not that anon, but I believe he was pointing out that this is a "YLYL Rekt Thread." Generally one would assume that the webms within said thread are posted with the intent of making other anons laugh.

How is cops being killed (without even a silly sound effect added, mind you) funny?

>>8814928
that's called leading your fucking target

>>8815876

Still, regardless, this cop did the whole "If I just make it go bang alot, he'll die!" mistake.

>>8815996
Oh I'm sorry, i didn't realize this was /wgif/ and you all wanted clips from america's funniest home videos.

>>8815208
Zarya.gif

>>8815997

"10 years later, Timmy McJohnson became the record holder of longest sniper kill, just over three miles with a .17 hornet caliber pistol with 80x scope"

>>8815215
How the hell is she okay?

>>8814140
Underrated

>>8816000
Yeah be sorry.
Now gtfo

>>8815109
The video is usually longer. They chat for a while before the shootout. The cop was still green, just shouted commands and was a typical jerk. He flinched when he noticed the Vet was showing signs of suffering from Dementia and acting irrational. Instead of calming things down, he pointed his gun at the Vet. The Vet just snapped and went into full combat mode after that.

A shame, but that cop had no social skills whatsoever.

>>8816000
are you pretending to not understand why things with no humor arent funny or do you have the autismos

>>8815469
So most soldiers have an IQ of 130 to 160? Dipshit...

>>8815790

>Everybody needs to wear a seatbelt
>Fines if you don't
>Except if you put like 40 in one vehicle
>Especially children

How does that make any fucking sense?

>>8814140
IT'S FRENCH FOR GIVE ME A LITER OF FUCKING COLA

>>8814629
kek'ed at filename

>>8815215
>Hermitude

My nigs, probably Aussie too then.

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>>8814629
Dat file name

>>8815380
Hard wen you ask a 14 years old for info isn't it?

But for me it goes like this, by the looks its a pickup truck but the engine is making more noise than usual. Probably some amateur tuning, the hose of the injection probably didn't handle the pressure and ruptured starting to spray gasoline/diesel in the engine area. He changes gear and something creates a sparkle (five possibilities) and you have a 88 mph situation inside the car. Engine also start to die because lag of fuel.

>>8815208
would let her snu snu me to death

>>8815673
Kek

>>8815208
She kinda looks like christiano ronaldo

>>8815790
mfking seatbelts

>>8816058
What a dick

>>8815334
>having a shootout
>beeping out the curseword

fucking 'murica man

>>8815984
You be new here. An hero, faggot

>>8816058
what a whiny little cunt

try to get hit on the earlobe or have the pellet go under your skin then you can cry about it

>>8815057
In this day and age, when someone is screaming Anthrax when they see spilled baby powder in a public bathroom......there is no "leap" to assume.

Someone's spraying anything on you, whether it's water, urine, gasoline, acid, w/e.....the server has too choices....stand there and take it and hope it's water....or throw whatever is in his hands, and hope that he doesn't get too much "acid" on him

this is clearly self-defense.

If McDicks decide to fire him for that, he could sue them, because McDicks does very little to protect those who work the window.

>>8815200
The only thing Hitler did wrong was not taking over the world

>>8816064
Its the throwing dirt at the human that makes me kek

>>8815700
classic. lose every tim

>>8815473
>Gay shower scene

Yeah, since the movie leans heavy on the Columbine shooting. It's hilarious they need to insert some sort of sugar-coating to the obviousness. Like the 'bad guy' is never allowed to be 100% justified, even 90%

Nevermind they were bullied everyday at school. Let's assume it was frustrating latent homosexuality that pissed them off to no end. Shoe-horn that gay scene to diminish hero-worship from the audience who might sympathize with them.

>They were right,....but rumours were they're gay....so don't pay too much attention.

>>8815109
I hate this one so much. When I first saw it about 5 years ago I didn't think anything of it. Just thought "haha fuk da feds" like a typical idiot.

Saw it again a few days ago and it fucked me up. Poor boy, shot to death.

>>8815230
Elephant, it is a collumbine remake I think..

>>8815700
Lol

>>8815249
Movie named ''Elepahant'' from 2003. Starred Alex Frost. Not great desu.

>>8815267
you're already in hell, why else are you shitposting here?

>>8815194
3edgy5me

>>8815277
Was expecting the machine to go
>Mooooooooooooooooo

>>8815940
It looks like her lower elbow started to hyperextend and she reacted to the pain by flexing it, thereby losing her stability.

>>8815194
smells like teen spirit

>>8815203
Tranny fluid burns goooooodd

>>8815208
>I raped her, I murdered her children, then I smashed her head in like THIS!

>>8815884
>they stated 30-60 points above average, not 130-160, but maybe reading just isn't your thing.
I don't know what you've been reading, but the average IQ score is always 100

>roughly 67 percent of the US falls between 85 and 115
No shit, you're just pointing out that most people fall within one SD, but that wasn't the claim. Having an IQ 30-60 points higher than average puts you in the top ~2% of the population. Do you really think that these scores would be typical among US soldiers?

>MENSA does in fact admit people based only on an ASVAB
It took five seconds to tell that this is bullshit, but sure, believe what you'd like.

>while 30-60 points higher is unfounded, higher than average is absolutely supported.
So...the part that everyone is calling bullshit is the part you finally realised is "unfounded"? I guess that means you agree, making your entire post rather pointless. Also, proving that most soldiers have above average IQs is irrelevant and equally pointless, as no one was disputing that claim.

>>8816016
I thought that at first he was earnestly saying they usually had an IQ of 30-60.

>>8815944
no guns in england ehh?

>>8815109
at high speeds, something as light as a soda cup can easily kill people.

>>8815277
Holy shit kojima was right

>>8816196
It's in france

>>8815203
>Car catches fire
>Immediately tells his son to get out in a calm as fuck fashion compared to the situation
He is a good father, and should get some real credit for how he handled the situation.

>>8815262
fucking lost

Can someone plz post gif of a guy picking up a girl in club and spining her arround like crazy

>>8815764
What in the fuck sweden

>>8814609
young pretty white girl

Like the judge will ever give her a prison sentence for that.

>>8815703
>>8815161
>>8815697
Maybe, but I used to work at a coffee shop with a drive thru, and we had cameras that could see the person ordering. Could have just knew it was coming.

>>8816066
but he ripped his patch off

>>8814629
>dat filename
kek

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>>8816236
Here you go

>>8816061
Anyone got the original vid or a title so I can find it?

>>8815942
your mom lol

>>8816197
So can a fist, is beating someone up called "Assault with a deadly weapon"?

>>8815838
The truth is really, that the cop who was killed was repeatedly warned for his aggression toward civilians due to several complaints that he would draw his firearm when the circumstances did not require it. I am as positive as his department was that he failed to escalate as quickly as required due to the fact that one more over-the-top incident and his ass would have been fired.

Source; I am friends with some cops, and this footage is used in training.

>>8816010
So his training got him killed.
GG America, GG.

Notice how that dicklord cop is still trying to shout commands as he's getting raped in the anus by bullets.
Yeah fuck that cop, he was probably gonna turn out to be one of the dime a dozen cunt cops who deserved to die anyways.
Nothing of value was lost.

>>8815469
>military people are, on average, 30 - 60 IQ points smarter than average
Are you having a laugh m8

>>8815775
he did, it was his first week iirc

>>8815215
Are poles usually that tall?

>>8815517
He gets shot, I think he's well within his rights to scream however.

>>8815290
That's cool as fuck

>>8815775
>nothing personnel, kid...

>>8815469
military ""intelligence"""

>>8816016
Best thing is he even gave a range for the average

>>8815208
>heavyflow.webm

>>8816259
holy shit

I havent lost that hard in like a decade. like cant remember the last time i laughed so hard and long. if someone were to see me now they'd think I was crying, covered in tears from laughing crying for ten minutes. holy fuck

so this nigga

his buddies are brawling

and he's gotta get at this one bitch

so hol up

you're telling me

he fucking picks her up

grabs her by the legs

and starts helicoptering her around the room

>>8816259
Lost.

>>8814629
does someone know how to make that?

>>8814928
no, AFTER he WRECKS her with his WRECKING BALL

AFTER.

it goes "fuck you"
"your mom"
"*REKT*"
then he says something just before the dumb slut says "im gonna beat your ass"

>>8816070
it's so they can air it on the news

>>8816428
>>8816277
durr quote the wrong person

question still stands.

>>8815294
holy shit sauce?

>>8815816
you forgot to tip your fedora, edgelord

>>8815944
honestly i think you're the retarded one, no intelligent person would waste their time on 4chan DEBATING as much as you are, faggot.

>>8815208

I need to put my balls right there.

>>8815544
Nigger with a white family
Far from the American average

>>8816410
It's called Daggering, Really big with Jamaican clubs.

This was a high school prank. She broke the rules of the stupid high school game by assassinating her victim at work, which is off limits.

She's not going to prison. It wasn't piss. She's not going to get out of punishment because she's a white girl. It was a game. It was not hot coffee.

>>8815775
hahahahaha stfu faggot

>>8815262
BAHAHAHAHA

>>8815294
I have not lived until I have done this

>>8816279
Not sure here but I think it can be attempted murder depending on the severity of the beatdown/circumstances

>>8815914

whats that song? i luv it!!!

>>8815790
This gets reposted all the time and I still cant find the source on the song

>>8816259
wtf is going on here, please explain

>>8816673
>Daggering

>>8814623
saying your food industry is superior to ours, when your country is full of fat fucks as a result of your food industry. give this guy a burger!

>>8815062
thank you! who the fuck cares about that cup of coffee???

>>8816279
All violence is deadly violence. All it takes is somebody having a good day to kill you with a punch or kick that hits in just the right place. Besides, what are you gonna do, let somebody who is punching you keep going and assume that they'll stop without causing you any lasting harm? This is why it's such a red herring when the news is always going on about "unarmed" people being shot as if being armed has anything to do with intent to do harm. Deadly force is justified against all violence, because violence is not something that has a place in civil society. It's people who think that human beings "get into fights" like it's not a life-or-death situation who end up getting killed, and deservedly.

>>8815785
is she kill?

inb4 nerve gas

>>8816426
calcium carbide and water react and produce acetylene. they cut a small hole in the bottom of the garbage can so the fire could get in

>>8816426
slavs love this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp_9_PyZsbI

>>8816426
>Fill trash can so top is plugged with the "ammo"
>Cut hole in bottom
>Spray some hair spray in there
>Spray more
>Light

Theres a video out there where someone made a potato cannon and used hair spray to fire it.

>>8816196
cant tell if bait or utterly retarded

>>8816410
>brawling

Nigga u dumb

>>8816750
you can see the calcium carbide bits fall on the floor after it goes

>>8816335
I'm Pole and I'm like 169cm only :/

>>8816854
kek'd

>>8815469
>military people
>not soldiers
kek

>>8815215


What you don't see is that she was hot before she fell.

>>8815194
16 year old spotted

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>>8815334
I'm going to post this in every gun control thread forever. He fired 4 rounds. 2 shots, reload, 2 shots. Cop blasts away with what is any number of autoloaders with at least a 15 round magazine. All that HIGH CAPACITY KILLIN POWAH did a whole shit ton of good.

>>8815764
Dandelion?

>>8816259
I love his shirt. You can tell they was, definitely, kings.

>>8815790
this was my reaction when i found out about the Playstation Neo

>>8815839
well if you wanna be shitty and racist, how bout looking into some stats for mass shootings and see what color the cunt who did it was?

Black people have a solid century and a half of oppression in the U.S. and recovering from that is a bitch for them and I most certainly wont excuse what some have done but what fuckin excuse do these dumb white kids have?

Food for thought while you're sittin up on that high horse...

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>>8817501
kill yourself nigger.

>>8815194
wow this was done so terribly

>>8817515
Im white, bud.

Just not a fuckin basic

>>8817548
Yeah your a fucking normie and a sympathetic wigger so fuciking kill yourself still.

>>8817479
>>8817515
But why?

>>8815914
What's the story of the guy about 1:01? He looks like he's covered in blood BEFORE the fall, and then even after that he seems to be trying to get up...

>>8817515
post more
cats are the most mindless animals anyway I don't know why people love them I don't think they even form relationships

>>8816592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGITFJr_4Po

>>8815290
It took me the whole video to realize that he HAS NO RIGHT HAND

>>8815942
I'm gonna eat your ass!

>>8815511
Kinda rude.

>>8817554
First: If you'd ever been close to someone who died that way, you'd never suggest it. Don't speak of things you know nothing about.

Second: You're like the guy in the marching band that plays the cymbals. You think you're really important, that you are integral to the band, and that it takes some intelligence and skill to do it. But in reality, you are loud, you are obnoxious, you are useless, and a gorilla with severe brain damage could do what you do.

The world has no need for people like you and unless you catch up to the times they'll leave you behind.

And with so many people who disagree with you, don't you ever wonder if you're wrong?

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>>8817723
Kill yourself nigger.

>>8817730
really scrapin the bottom of the barrel for this trollery here arentcha bud?

K, try not to enjoy your shitty life there ya d-gen.

>>8817552
>>Everybody in Uganda knows Kung Fu