Teacher Thread

>>8041751
Elaine Benis has a challenger!

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>mfw I'm a teacher going through this thread

>>8042119
*claps*

>>8041751
she is like 7ft daym

>>8042119
>dreaming about days which are parsecs gone
tfw

>>8042119
It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine.

>>8041751
it doesn't go past 12 seconds for me. Anyone else have that problem?

>>8041751
would I find this song by googling doctor dick?

>>8040989
>everyone else leaves the school
>come with me
>picks gross ass bathroom
>not teachers lounge

you fucked up

>>8042940
Salt N peppa, heavy d up in da limousine.

>>8042991

I got you, senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

Fucking great song, desu.

>>8043077
thank you, ma familia.

>>8041751
k e k
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k
Anyone got source?

>>8040976
Sauce

>Be 12-13
>I was a voracious reader at that age
>Female teacher was also head librarian and took an intense interest
>On a week long school trip
>Day 3, class is going on field trip
>Get fever
>Female teacher stays behind to keep an eye on me
>Rest of class and male teacher leave for field trip
>Female teacher checks my temperature once in a while
>I spend most of the day in bed reading a book she gave me

Years later a thought occurred to me... When she was taking my temperature she wasn't doing it with a thermometer or feeling my forehead but by pulling down my pants and feeling my inner thigh.

Is that a legit way to check "core temperature" or something? Or was she just feeling me up or trying to get me hard?

Because I don't know if it was due to the fever or me being 12 but I just thought she was checking my temperature and kept reading.

Did I miss an opportunity there?

>>8043532
Are you fucking retarded? The only way it could get more sexual is if she used a rectal thermometer.
>>>/b/

>>8043532
She was checking to see if you had balls. Fever on day 3? Nice job Milhouse.

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>>8043540
>>8043546

>Spent the week masturbating in the shower to unrelated fantasies

>Could have had actual overly friendly blonde librarian milf sucking my cock at 13

>In twenties now and still virgo

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>8043588
HA! u fucked up man. Don't worry I literally had a chick say to me, "So I heard scorpios are amazing in bed" and I didn't end up smashing

>>8043598
Don't worry too mate I've had a girl send me a pic of her in a skirt and tell me to come over to ride and I decided to hang with my friends.

>>8043598
..I'm also a scorpio.

Are we just sexually retarded?

>>8043612
We are man. Another chick who I was hanging out with in a back ally spent 10 minutes explaining how her and her BF were in an open relationship because he was going into the military then said most chicks who wear short shirts are asking to get fucked (she ofc was wearing a short skirt).

>>8043612
naw I'm a scorpio and I'm actually good with girls. I'm kind of like an autistic savant but the only thing im good at is picking up qt's instead of like being good at math

>>8043054
>Salt N Pepa here!!
>Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt N Pepa here

>>8043612

yes. yes, we absolutely are.

>>8043642

Loser virgin subsets of any population don't account for the whole.

>>8043642


Your both scum of the world..and you know it

>>8043031
cameras?

>>8043624
>>8043612
Oh man I'm a scorpio. It all makes sense.
Well I'm only 18. I still have a few years before I really become a loser

>>8041751
Oh God, kill it!

>>8041751
WHO IS SHE.

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>>8040976

>>8044447
Deeeelicious mfc

>>8041751
Look up "max don't have sex with your ex" it is same

>>8042024
Holy shit I found that way funnier than I should have.

>>8044681
>Second #23
>"ok then."

>>8043635
Ruined

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>Jenna Haze looks like my spanish teacher from highschool
>she never role plays as a teacher

>>8044979

story?

anyone know who the woman in the first GIF is?

>>8045147
The principle and math teacher were fooling around. Some over-potent jerks, who apparently never saw nudity, filmed it. He took his life few weeks later.

>>8041751
Boner kill

All I could see was Lenin, Stalin, and Gorbechav(?) Staring me in the face

>>8043612

faggot I'm a saggitarius and I have had oppertunity to get that D and didn't take them.

Why? because been born under star signs doesn't make you special nor does it hold you from been a faggot who doesn't pick up "the signs" quick enough.

It's how it goes, think and be alert else you start impregnating landwhales.

Never lower your standards for D. I almost did.

>>8045278
more of this?

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I win.

>>8045505

Was just about to post this, you prick

>>8045310
Boner kill? Gulag for you.

>>8045310
Back to >>>/pol/ americunt

>>8045992
because only /pol/ would abhor those cretins :^)

>>8045505
you only win if you link the full vid

>>8043605
Bros before hoes nigga, no regrets

>>8040999
sauce??

>>8040994
Sauce? Didn't get anything with reverse image search

>>8040976
wicked hot

>>8044554
>not fred come to bead

>>8040982
Suauceeeeee

>>8042119
>tfw student with a hot but tiny chem teacher

>>8040976
somebody sauce this ffs

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>>8042119
>> mfw I'm also a teacher going through this thread

>>8040976
Sauce

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>>8046875
>>8042119
Eeeeyup

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>>8040976
>>8043497
>>8044447
>>8046615
>>8046870
>>8047097
deeeelicious from mfc

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If anyone knows the source for this PLEASE HELP ME

>>8048225
Holy fuck. Sexiest thing I've seen in a while

>>8048225
bump for sauce

>>8048225
i need the full video for educational purposes

>>8048225
I have this webm but cannot find the source for the life of me. Any tip would be A+.

>>8048225
wonder if this would help with vocab drills

>>8044681
>whoring youself out to your spanish teacher so you can pass third grade

fucking kek

>>8048335
1st time this excuse is valid.

>>8048225
I am bumping because I NEED THIS

>>8042119
>>8046875
Are you saying you're female teachers with fantasies like this? Please explain

>>8048225
yepyep someone sauce it pls

>>8043486

https://twitter.com/Timoshinaaaaa/

>>8048225
A+

I'm so shit at algebra, i need a series of these

bumping in hopes of that source ...

>>8043598
>>8043605
You guys think you had it bad? I was about to fuck a whore with perfect tits, but the mother I never knew kept popping into my head.

>>8048225
god do I love the internet.

>>8043612
I'm an Aquarius and I'm kinda retarded too. Girl invited me over to her house that I was hanging out with all the time and didn't think to get a condom before going over when we'd be alone for the first time.

In hindsight, it was good since all she did was give me some below average head and tried to tell me she was pregnant, so I knew it couldn't have been me. Tried talking to her again and she kept inviting me over. Stopped talking to me when I asked if she was gonna fake pregnancy again. Whoops.

that algebra video isn't gonna get sourced is it.

>>8045310
>Implying that's a boner kill

the hell's wrong with you?

>>8042119
>>8046875
>>8047574
You three stay the fuck away from my son.

>>8048225
Need the sauce for this gentlemen.

>>8046841

Miss F?

>>8045278
Why would you be mad at the video's maker's? It's stupid to fuck at your workplace, especially of it's a school.

>>8045310
None of those are Stalin, Lenin or Gorbachev...

>>8054268
getting Lenin or Gorbachev wrong I might be able to forgive but Stalin is to well known

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>>8053332
>implying teachers aren't just normal people
>implying teachers cannot be professionals when at work
>implying implications

>>8053503
No, Miss Dawson

feeble bump

>>8042119
sorry i'm tardy to the party, 4th teacher in thread.

>>8048225
I can't fap to this, it's too funny.

>>8040993
>gradeschool
jesus christ really.

>>8053171
Aquarians aren't retarded, they're like, the malkavians of the zodiac. You got some head and avoided being sucked into this girl's bullshit, I'd say that's a win.

>>8040982
>>8046728
chloe toy

>>8040993
Who is she?

>>8042119
You're a pervert and should be hanged

anyone have sause on OP also I'm fingering my ass right now

>>8040976
Oh my god. Who is she??

>>8044681
me grande churrasco es muey el hefe mamacita

>>8045505
origins? she totes got promoted to superintendent right?

>>8046875
we are the same, you and I

>>8048225
Bill Nye trying to appeal to youth on the next level

>>8048225
>without math any other science is moot
This guy knows what's up.

>>8048329
>>8048335
>>8048452
>>8051124
>>8051410
>>8051622
>>8053498

If this is actually a teacher and student and not roleplay it's most likely amateur video which means that these 2 can be in any uni in the world where they speak english. kinda sad but it's rarity makes it hotter

>>8053962
perverts hate the idea that not everybody's like them

>>8053332

>You teachers coming to this board are sick!
>It's perfectly fine that I'm on this board, though.

>>8041751
This made me incredibly hard.

>>8058178
see
>>8054921

>>8046537
Sauce? I love blondes with hair like that

>>8045278
>over-potent

The sod does that even mean?!

>this thread

My fucking fetish

>>8041751
Why is this bitch so god damn tall though
For what purpose

>>8059277
>>8048225

can't imagine any university course that teaches coordinate geometry and basic geometry, that's grade 9 or 10 math curriculum here, but i think the guy in the video is just ad libbing

>>8046544
Is there any name for this girl ?

>>8062471
>tall
where are you from man?

>>8062471
>tall
Using what laughable frame of reference did you deduce such a thing?

>>8043712
lol no, where the fuck do you live?

>>8048806
>no monetary exchange
>implying you would do it to get to 4th grade

bish

>>8058252
Philosophy doesn't need math

>>8042119
same

>>8040976
>>8043497
>>8044447
>>8046615
>>8046870
>>8047097
Here's a good amount of the video afterwards: http://bigtittytube.com/62374/deeeelicious-7-28-12/

>>8048225
my god

I think my teacher has a crush on me. She is really trashy and its hot. I would do something if not fear of consequences

>>8046537
Who's the gal?

>>8055418
Garstang?

>>8069838
No, Gorleston

>>8069410
How long do you have left

Make sure to make lots of contact and become increasingly obvious when eyeing her up and gauge her response to make sure you're not misreading signals

>be 18 last year of highscool
>Italian teacher, 50 years old but hot
>she makes compliments often to me
>she also tells me she would like me to know her daughter (which is my age)
>one day her class was the last of the day
>i was leaving and she told me stay here a bit i have some things to ask
>we do some chatting about this and that
>mostly uninportant things but my i see how she looks at me
>she also closes the door and sexual thoughts started flowing into my mind
>i was really shy to start anything, she came nearer and nearer until we hugged
>that day nothing happened but i really felt her interest
>2 months later, class trip in another city, we sleep in a hotel
>she comes back late and a bit drunk
>i knock her door
>she opened a bit the door and sees me
>oh its you
>she lets me in
>i sit on her bed and ask how is she
>she comes over me on her knees
>we start kissing, she smells of wine
>she takes my dick out almost instantly, i was rock hard
>does some blowjob then takes away her pants
>i was lying down, she comes over me, took my penis and tucked my penis in her
>insertion moment, my heart was racing, i could not believe it was happening
>she fucked me like a mad and screamed
>i lasted longer and we changed position but in the end i came into her
>after coming i felt strange and wanted to leave
>my roommates were there, waiting for me, gained 1000 respect points
>we never talked again about that but her smiles for me were a lot bigger after that day

>>8048225
>>8048225
This dude is a true hero

>>8045310
Lenin, Stalin and Gorbachev in 19th century cosplay? Are you retarded?

>>8046017
This

>>8047574
Another one here!

>>8046573
https://xxxyours.com/video/5177/momoka-nishina-bur-327

>>8069999
those quads

>>8069410
>She is really trashy

How do you mean?

>>8045310
>Lenin, Stalin and Gorbachev

Do you have the fucking downs

>>8064414
Philosophy don't need quantities. Philosophy don't have much basis outside of logic-based puzzles, these days, since our sociology is no longer pure conjecture, but rather based in statistics, melded with logic.

>>8048225
I really need sauce on this

>>8071533

Implying logic proofs don't involve math.

>>8045505
Seen this far too many times.

>>8064168
Emma Leigh

>>8069410

You wouldn't get in to trouble at all man, just tell them you love her and they'll just consider you a simple stupid child unsure of his feelings, they do this all the time, you'll literally go with out consequences because you're a kid in school, they'll say she manipulated you, and you can even tell them she didn't, she may not get charges that way if you go out of your way to convince them she didn't, but she'd still lose a lot of stuff..

>>8069716
>>8059883
Alexis Texas, biggest butt in the biz.
If anyone's got the scene that'd be much apreciated

>>8048225
Lmao

>>8069867
Similar story
>Be me
>Go to a high school in New York
>I was born in Italy bit moved to New York when I was 9
>Have this art teacher
>She came from Italy when she was very young
>Me and her kinda became instant friends my freshman year because we both spoke fluent Italian.
>mind you this is rural new york so nobody speaks any foreign languages
>She's very much older like 40ish.
>Stupid hot
>I have a huge crush on her my entire high school career
>Graduate high school
>Don't see her again until I moved back home to Torremaggiore
>Instantly recognize her even though it's about 6 years later.
>Start talking. Reminiscing about all the fun we had together
>Offer to take her to my favorite Gelato place
>Her husband died two years ago. She tells me she hadn't dated since
>Tell her to get back out there and have fun
>We laugh and she says that she's too old and no one would go for her.
>Tell her how I had a crush on her all throughout high school
>She didn't believe me at first. But then it starts to make sense to her.
>at this point we're walking around.
>we get to her hotel and I gave her a hug to say goodnight.
>She asks me if I meant what I said and I said Yes
>She then ask if I wanted to come upstairs for wine
>Hell Fucking yeah I do
>We start drink and she's all over me
>Finally I end up kissing her and eventually having sex with this gorgeous tan Italian woman.
>That's the story of how I fell in love with my Art teacher

>>8040999
>>8040999
>>8040999
>principle

>>8080079
>Gorgeous
>Italian
PICK ONE

>>8080079
shit story there was one line about sex

>>8040976
> be me
> 18 yo guy, senior year of high school
> mowing a teachers lawns for past 4 years
> she isn't hot, like 4/10
> would always come outside when I finished, would be dressed up, stroke hair, shit like that.
> she was away for a couple of weeks and left me cash to do the lawns
> wrote very clearly in her handwriting I <3 you on a $50
> only get paid $20
> no longer doing lawns, working at a restaurant before University
> lives 3 doors down
> do I visit - no longer student

>>8080446
Asking a question in greentext is misleading

If you don't have anything else going on, probably go for it
Older women usually know what they want more, and have less baggage/bring less of a burden
4/10 isn't great, but I don't know your reference points
Post a picture of a woman similar

Tl;dr: go for it, if you have nothing/no one else going on

>>8058178
This pretty much sums up every loli thread on /b/