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Gieve me your best birbs

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>>11232552
Its spelled BIRD. B.I.R.D
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>>11232712
*birb
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>>11232712
Get the fuck off the internet, Mom.
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I hope this thread makes it. This shits making me lol
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Does anyone have the one where a guy opens a door, and there's a bird there who screams, and he closes the door?
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>>11232616
AYY, I was the one "recommending" adding this song to the webm. Feels good to contribute
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>>11233315
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>>11233315
>>11233351
all my keks
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>>11232964
If it won't make it, then head over to /wsg/, I think they have birb thread regurarly
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>>11233315
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igonJfGuwAA
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>>11232905

PUMPARUM
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>>11233430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM
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>>11233446
what kind of bird is this?
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>>11233435
PICKLEPEE
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>>11233430
Didn't know there was more of this birb, thanks Anon!
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>>11233450
Looks like a fat Kookaburra.
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>>11233491
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>>11233458
no problem~
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>>11233503
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Best thread all week, holy fuck.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4p6B26GvJU

It's worth checking out this channel. (there are videos of 2 birds, the older ones are about "Abe-chan")

This is one of the best videos there:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VTLbafe-7c&list=LL7bcQM3OygkUbitMaZ32xYg&index=15
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>>11233491
>inb4 sorry about your dog
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>>11233450
yup, this
>>11233466
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>>11233437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d81qFaoe010
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>>11233527
Thanks anon. I'm entertained for the next week.
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>>11233562
No problem, glad you like it.
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>>11233527
:( hes in a better place
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>>11233575
fucking nailed it
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>>11233491
what is this little tune he sings?
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>>11233615
Sandstorm by Da Rude
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>>11233615
I'm sorry now I feel like a jerk - it's the theme from My Neighbor Totoro: https://youtu.be/I1RhMA5NpsM?t=48
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>>11233553
I'm so confused...lol
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>>11233305
he can just fly away

what a retarded faggot
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>>11233693 Pet birds are raised without being taught to fly on purpose. Because then the owners would just lose them.

Your ability to think intellectually is obviously sub par. Faggot.
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Best damn thread in a long time
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>>11233684
Mimicry is very common amongst birds.
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Anyone got the jojo guitar one?
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>>11233491
this one kills me every time. makes me want to get me a birb
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>>11233693
>>11233733
And if they could fly, the other birds would be capable of the same, no?
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>>11233783
IF that bird could fly, then they'd find a more private place to feed. Because then they wouldn't have competition to steal their peanuts.
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>>11233684
berdo lifehack, he figured out that dogos are way more respected and feared, so he is a dogo now
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What part of adult gif you did not understand?
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>>11233825
>that fucking shave and a haircut ditty at the end
can't believe I never noticed it
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>>11233430
every blokes dream birb
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>>11233834
you can see he knows he fucking nailed it too at the end
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>>11233828
We're all adults here. Well except for you, obviously.
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>>11233851
subtitles would be useful though
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>>11232955
kek'd. Perhaps a little too much.
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https://youtu.be/NmLR5jviWRU
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>>11233733
They also become dominant douche bags if they can fly. Parrots rank social status as the one who gets the top perch.
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>>11232928
>birdnazi
top i'm dead
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>>11233610
This is straight out of Ren and Stimpy.
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What an amazing thread. Never knew birbs are this great
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i have about 25 webms, should i post em?
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>>11234029
yass.

I have to go now, but I'll check them out when I get home. And everyone still here would probably appreciate those webms.
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>>11233487
oh my god what type of birb is this? i love its colors!
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>>11232552
birbs are fun
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>>11234086
sho nuff
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>>11232905
Kek, this one got me to spay coffee out of my nose..
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>>11234094
If I didn't have a cat, hedgehog, bearded dragon, plated lizard, and 3 geckos to take care of I'd get a birb.
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>>11233450
Gooney.
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Better than the "rekt" snuff.

There's Hope for humanity yet!
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This is the most important thread in the history of /gif/
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>>11233526
Wow. It is so blue. Looks lovely.
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>>11233766
Don't do it! Had me a nice little cutie pie. Nicest and friendly bird you've ever seen. She loved people and she loved all of us. She ended up getting outside. She sucked at flying because she was used to flying inside the house. Very short differences, from one end of the of a room to another, or less than that. When we'd find her outside, she'd call out to us, and when we'd call back she'd try to fly to us, but all she know about flying was flap as hard as you can til you get where you want to go. For a whole week we kept looking for her, finding her, she'd try to fly to us and end up going to high and too far, and she'd keep flying until she'd tire out and manage to land somewhere. She didn't know how to fly down to us. Heartbreaking stuff. Still bothers me to this day. It'll be a year on the 30th of this month.

pic related. she's the one in the front.
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>>11233583
That's so fucking cool
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>>11234125
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>>11234133
birb is long live happy
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>>11232552
Best thread I have seen in months.
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>>11234133
i feel your pain anon
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>>11232928
>nazi
Frenchman detected, eat your crow
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>>11234159
wtf? this happens in every chicken farm?!??
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>>11234318
always thought this was a cool birdo behavior
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>>11234319
yes of course, since male chickens are useless for egg production
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>>11233610
Did it really take a minute of that in order to land the joke?
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>>11234133
Or you could always keep a air lock. Just saying.

one of my birbs got caught in a fly trap once, bit me real good getting her out (cockatiels can bite fuckin hard) but we got her out with peanut butter so I understand how shit happens.

I lock all the doors in the house when I take them out. and windows if they're open. Turn off all fans, lots of prep.
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>>11234048
Australian Galah
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>>11234345
that's cool as fuck
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>>11234159
I hate people like you
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>>11234455
I wasn't home when my bird got out. It wouldn't have gotten out if she was with me. My mother had my bird, and she got a bit careless. She made a mistake and that was that. Thing that bugs me the most is sometimes it feels like she didn't learn her lesson. She loves our birds quite a bit, and she was devastated when my bird got out, but she's still careless. Not as much as before, but not safe either.
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>>11234048
flamin' galah
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>>11233446
So many people aren't going to get this joke despite being over 18
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>>11234487
expected it to hop onto the seats
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>>11233450
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>>11234188
What is he doing? How is he doing it?
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>>11232616
What the fuck is up with that sign
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>>11234617
i dont know much about owls but i assume hes either scared or about to pounce and the feathers move to make it look more intimidating to the threat at hand in a similar way to a cat fluffing up its tail
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>>11234617
Zoo keeper here, we have two of these. They change shape based on threats. If they're scarred, they stretch out thin and angle their feathers to give predators a harder time understanding what they're looking at. They might see a branch or a snake instead of an owl, for example. If they want to act intimidating they do the opposite. They squat down and fluff their feathers out to increase their size and hopefully make them look more threatening. We have two, and every-time I go in to feed/clean them the male freaks out, flies in between me and their nest and alternates between stretching and fluffing himself. Always looks retarded but he thinks he's being super scary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_white-faced_owl
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>>11234644
That's cool. Never knew owls could do it too.
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>>11233575
this thread was already hardmode but you guys finally got me with that one.

Fucking snorted snot all over my monitor
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>>11234345
Corvids are crazy intelligent. For example, they can complete tests for tool use usually used with apes. They can understand that adding mass to a body of water raises the water level and shit. They know what's up.
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>>11234668
Thanks.
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>>11234546

I feel your pain. I had a lovely little cockatiel who I'd got quite tame and could whistle things after hearing them just a few times. Left him with my brother looking after him and somehow he got out... never saw him again.
Have another bird now and a whole aviary full of them, but it's not the same.
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>>11234812

I think I've fallen in love with this bird
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>>11234812
Crows are fucking awesome
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All of us in this thread are desperates who actually wants to fap but accidentally see these lovely birbs thread and suddenly gain a small hope in life
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>>11234844

Yep, pretty much. Also I love birds
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>>11234809
What the hell is lying in the middle of the circle?!?!
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>>11234883
I think one was killed by a car and its peers are mourning/freaking out/who knows.
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>>11234848
>>11234844
same same. came for the chicks, got distracted by the birds.
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>>11234894
>>11234883
Googled birds walking in circle and I found the original video. It appears to be a dead cat in the center. According to one of the comments the turkeys are walking around it to investigate if it's a threat or not, and their formation should make it easy for them to escape. Or some shit like that.
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>>11234899
Huh, interesting.
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>>11232928
lol
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>>11233487
Fuckin' love this birb.
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>>11234900
Also, the circle was probably started by one turkey going to investigate and the rest followed. leader turkey started walking around and ended up forming a circle unintentionally while investigating.
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>>11234208
What kind of bird is this? What's the name? I love this and must share it with my friends.
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>>11233777
checked
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>>11234634
It's a Japanese road sign.

They're designed that way so the top of the sign doesn't get clipped or outright impacted by the top of a truck.

So they're bent slightly out of the way of the road, to ensure no fuckups.

It's smart, really. Surprised we don't have it.
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>>11234146
kys
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>>11233450

Hayes Accura 28,000 BPS
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>>11233733
>>11233693
>>11233988
>>11233305

those birds have better comedic timing than you ever will.
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>>>/wsg/
I still don't get why you fucksticks think that SFW threads go here.
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>>11234947
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretarybird
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>>11234947
Secretary Bird
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>>11234844
same haha
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fuck birds
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>>11233583

fucking R2D2 up in this bird
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>>11234634
That's neat
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>>11234965
>>11235204
Im retarded and replied to myself
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>>11235016
REEEEEEEE
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>>11232616
kek
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>>11232955
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE???
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>>11234804
known as "Hitchcocking"
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>>11233825
I love how this birb goes through every drummer phase in just ten seconds.
>fast sloppy mess
>better technique but still pushing speed
>experiments with alternative sounds and unorthodox methods
>actual competent enjoyable drumming
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>>11234844
I was edging on a Gianna Micheals thread, then saw this one.
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>>11233583
Wow, that is crazy. They must have just looped R2D2 non stop
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>>11234789
lol
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>>11233575
Does anyone have the full version? I always giggle madly whenever the bird coos as he opens the door.
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>>11235016
4Chan in bird form.
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>>11235300
NOT EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT WEEB
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>>11233491
I'm terribly sorry about your doggo
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>>11234129
A Hyacinth macaw in case you wondered :D
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>>11235426
How can people be so needlessly cruel?
Is humanity fucked?
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>>11233305
>Vs Pikachu and Relaxo
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>>11233450
Scat-birb
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>>11234208
~3 kicks to kill a snake
20 more just to make sure
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>>11232712
Normies get >>>/out/
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>>11232552
I've stopped my wank for this thread.
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>>11234188
>this isn't even my final form
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>>11233334
zozzle
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beb birbs
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>>11232712
Spot the retard.
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>>11234146
you have a lot of friends at school, don't you?
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>>11232905
dude weed lmao
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>>11235431
Poor guy, shouldnt be in a circular cage, I hope thats only a travel cage.
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>>11232712
are you telling me that bird is the word??
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>>11234159
>This footage of chickens getting killed by a meat-grinder made me feel sad for the chickens
>So, I used computers to turn the chickens into communists
>Now I'm glad that they are dead.
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>>11234319
Nah. Some of them still suffocate them in black plastic bags because they don't want to pay for equipment to do it this way.

Nasty shit. Enough to make you not want to eat chicken or eggs. But roosters aren't worth their weight in horse shit from a factory farm perspective. Same goes for hens once they hit 2-3 years old.
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>>11232712
Birb*
FTFY
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>>11233491
cried, way too much
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>>11235829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwzRLgJorYQ

here ya go mang
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>>11235753
is there something particular harmful about the cage being circular? Or did you just meant that it is way too small?
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>>11235809
You deserve an internet
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>>11233491
I'm sorry about your dog
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>>11233583>>11235486
>>>11235094

Actually that's T3-M4 from KotOR
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>>11234109
DemolitionD?
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>>11234791
hah. reversed, but clever.
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https://youtu.be/uguXNL93fWg

Surprised no one has posted this yet
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>>11233484
>>11233446
Australian birbs; best birbs.
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>>11234804
what. how come there are so many? does that guy feed them or something?
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>>11235417
this detective bird is onto something.
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>>11235469
lol. love this reply
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>>11235936
dem feels :'(
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>>11235936
>brb
>just gonna kill myself
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>>11233484
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>>11235898
not him, but check this out. I was also interested so I googled it.

https://www.thespruce.com/are-round-cages-bad-for-birds-390341
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>>11235936
>stop
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>>11232712
prove it bitch
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>>11235936
This thread put me in a good mood, until you posted this you cunt
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>>11235564
>chinese remote
>human
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>>11234319
No, just industrialized ones. Think McNuggets are made of happiness and sunshine?
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>>11233484
>Quality inspector
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>>11234634
Radiation from two nukes.
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>>11235519
Underrated post.
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>>11235648
same
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>>11232712
biggest bait
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>>11233825
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
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>>11236063
Fucking underated ^^
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>>11233351
>that third what the fuck
everytime
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>>11232616
This makes me happy. Thank you for posting this
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>>11232851
>>11235601
Except "birb" and "doggo" are normalfag mom-tier memes that get posted on social media.
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>>11236426
not the ones you quoted, but name something that is not considered a "normie meme" or a normie thing.

The line between "normie" and "not normie" seems to fade (at least for me) so I don't really know anymore what people mean by "normie" , when I see the stuff posted here on 9gag (through FB) and FB. I thought the difference was in content, but that seems to mix nowadays.
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>>11233553
Thats a weird looking dog
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>>11233503
died
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>>11234794
oh- oh yeah that feels nice- nNNH what the fuck is that!?
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>>11234133
My tiel does the same thing. Flap really hard till you end up somewhere. My bird got out and went missing for 3 days. Same thing as you, kept trying to fly to us but just kept going higher. In the end he flew across a golf course, and ended up in the 10th floor balcony of some apartment building. We got a call and picked him shortly after.

But to this day, it still wrecks me to think about it.
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>>11232616
My reaction after seing this thread
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>>11232955
Legitimate question. Why do the heads of birbs stay completely still when they move sometimes? Never studied bird anatomy or ornithology.
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>>11235431
Norwegian Blue (not nailed down).webm
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>>11236548

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rAEyU3w7eY
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>>11236548
Has to do with their vision. When we focus our eyes on an object and move our head around, our eyes move so they stay focused on the object. This is similar on birbs, except they do this automatic muscle use on their necks instead of their eyes, so when they move their bodies, their head stays in the same place so they can keep their vision still.
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>>11232955
Song name?
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>>11233334
Where does that music come from?
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>>11234018
People make fun of birb owners relentlessly but it's totally unfounded nonsense. Parrots are lightyears smarter than Dogs/Cats and make amazing pets.

/AfricanGrey owner who also has dags
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>>11233610
the jontron birb
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>>11236583
"Walk Like an Egyptian" - The Bangles
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>>11233487
Oh my god this lil fucker is adorable
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>>11236063
omfg my sides holy shit
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>>11236583
Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles
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>>11233491
Fake
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>>11232955
holy fuck bibrs r fun
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>>11232616
There's a Nichijou joke in here somewhere.
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>>11234188
Switching the nanosuit from tank to agility
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>>11233446
damn i'm addicted to the kookabuirb
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>>11236426
How alone are you?
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>>11236063
hahahahhaahahhahahahaha
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>>11234794
STRANGER DANGER!
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>>11234844
this desu
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>>11234208
Who's that Pokemon?
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>>11236593
Monty on the Run
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>>11236080
Japanese remote. Japanese.
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>>11233583
FUCK RIGHT OFF. OMG.
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>>11234208
articuno
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>>11233437
i laughed way too hard at this fuggg
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>>11233491
to to ro to to ro
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>>11234794
wow, the uncanny even affects birds
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>>11235578
underrated
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>>11236063
holy shit
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>>11232552
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>>11234844
Depressing boring day. Came to fap, ended up queking at birbs, one of the greatest threads I've ever witnessed. I will not forget this thread. I should browse /wsg/ more often.

Still may fap.
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>>11235300
No, but this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWL34_uYi4
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>>11234490
shutup and eat the nuggers
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>>11235421
WE'VE BEEN EMP'ED! ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN
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>>11236063
lmao
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>>11233305
this needs a three stooges voice over. Or not, its pretty amazing as is.
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>>11236548
Humans, ergo you can do that, too.
Stand up. Fixate an object.
Move shoulders up down.
Move upper body left and right or in a circular motion...
Be surprised!
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>>11233446
MOM GET OFF THE PHONE, IM TRYING TO DOWNLOAD PR0N!
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>>11233503
OMG LMAO. HAHAha
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>>11233484
I think that bird just discovered that sound reflects
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>>11234146
i didnt know tortoise ate birds, or that they lived in water.
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>>11234159
why are chicks being ground (and alive no less)? What do we use chicks for? (and why are they being ground up alive?)
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>>11234146
it was only a matter of time
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>>11234208
gorgeous birb. looks like it could win a sprint.
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>>11236856
but uncanny for a bird or uncanny for a human? Then again alot of predatory animals would have two front facing eyes and a mouth.
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>>11234804
is this australia or something? I might need to move there.....nah fuck it, too many insects that try to murder you and your extended family.
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>>11236028
>>11235417
bro, this bird discovered the larmor frequency
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>>11235936
:- (

I know those feels ooh ooh Birb I know.... : - (
FUCK..this hurts.( i have a mate of a diferent species)
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>>11236098
why is this bird in a travel prison?
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>>11236423
any version out there without the windows movie maker beginning?
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>>11233825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPjJCVylFBo
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>>11237214
fucking what
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>>11236570
Beautiful plumage.
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>>11233305
They have their wings clipped dumb cunt. Where' s your wrangler?
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>>11234799
music ruins it
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>>11235426
That isn't sleeping.

He's masturbating against the remote.

I know we had a bird who started a similar behavior.
He only did it in my wife's hand.
We asked the bird store what was going on.

Her response was, "Oh hell no!"
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>>11237421
None of my birds masturbated like that. They rub their asses on something when they're masturbating. The little guy in that webm is just getting comfy. It's not aroused, even a little bit.
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>>11237106
when they have low food, yes.
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>>11236535
That's pretty fortunate man. After a week of trying to get my bird back she flew off between some houses and trees and we could never find her again. Glad your bird got back to you safely.
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>>11234604
Haha! Funny to see my gif being used still!
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I see a lack of birb
I bring more birb
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>>11233491
my dog died also today
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>>11237630
Sorry to hear that bro. Hope you're holding up okay.
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>>11237217
maybe because the bird is travelling.
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>>11237118
Male chicks are useless, pretty much disposable since they can't produce eggs. So it doesn't really matter what happens to them. Pretty sure they're not used in nuggets either, so they're nothing.
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>>11236704
First he's a normie, now he's alone. Make up your mind fag.
Also birb and doggo are retarded facebook memes. Don't tell me you use doge too.
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>>11236423
nearly pissed myself great work anon.
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>>11234159

You must have a lot of friends in high school
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>Came to crank one out
>Stayed for the birbs

>>11237556
Here's a shit vid of my conure learning to bathe.
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Cute
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>>11234159
What a fucking pathetic virgin. Go be edgy in middle school faggot cause this is a happy place.
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>>11235447
sparrows are top tier birbs
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Some oc
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>>11237267
Pebble translated still gets me to laugh.

Did I miss it, or did this thread go so far without the Legend?
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>>11238190
saved
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>>11237741
Doge is old Facebook meme shit. Birb and doggo are the "in thing", they are "hip"
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>>11234109
you have a pet hedgehog, thats so sick, i dont think you can get them here in australia, i love them, got one tattooed on my bum on a bender once
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>>11234589
>>11233446
I grew up with dail-up for years and this birb simply doesn't do it for me. When I look up the actually dail-up sounds on youtube it is total nostalgia, but this just isn't close enough.
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>>11233503
Fucking shit lol
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>>11234824
Looks like a raven to me.
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>>11237717
Animal feed.
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>>11233491
what is the name of the song they are playing???
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>>11238372
this is a horrible idea, never do it to your birb. their respiratory systems are super sensitive to any air pollutants.
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>>11237106
most turtles are carnivores budz
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>>11234193
I almost just died...
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Is this a birb?
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>>11237214
nigger lover
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>>11237233
you're probably not here anymore, but here, there's more:

>>11233430
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>>11235617
the part before the bird could be a bit longer. still lol'd though.
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>>11234048
australian galah, and don't you dare think of buying one "just for the colours" you autistic brat.
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>>11233733
same goes to you, dumbfuck. "pet birds" naturally learn to fly on their own unless they're kept away from other birds from birth, which is simply cruel.
>>11233988
They don't need to be able to fly in order to get to the top perch.
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>>11232712

fabbot detected
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>>11234188
>decepticons mobilize
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>>11232928
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>>11240062
I could probably watch something like this for hours and I didn't even need to be high to do that.
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>>11239924
no way. i had no clue birds could do flips like that in the air. pretty cool stuff.
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>>11234693
We've still got a few birds here, but none of them are my bird. She was one of a kind and I can't help but miss her. It's nice knowing there are other people who feel the same way, but it sucks knowing that there are other people going through the same hurt.
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best thread in ages
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>>11235774
Kek
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>>11234208
no step on snek
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>>11234159
These are the sickly and deformed chicks in an industrial chicken farm. In nature most of them will have never survived to hatch, but due to the artificial environment in the incubator many non-viable chicks do. Many of these "defective" chicks would not live very good lives or even mature to adulthood, so are disposed of quickly to save on costs. They are killed quickly and relatively humanely, becoming biomass for other industries. Also, surplus males are disposed of in this way too, as the cost of raising them outweighs any potential profit.
It's not nice, but it's cheap and effective. After all, think of how many products you use that contain egg substances and their derivatives; from food to makeup, fertilisers to clothes dyes. People like their cheap commodities but don't like to think what goes into making them.
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>>11240713
>>>/pol/
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