Hard Ticket to Hawaii presented in 1 minute webms.
Here's the trailer. This movie came out in 1987.
While it's not quite porn, it definitely falls under "80s titty movie" and has enough nudity, sex, and straight-up entertaining K I N O to be worthy of a Story Time here on /gif/. Enjoy! And help me keep the thread bumped with comments.
Here we go!
>>11089039
Just listened to the hdtgm podcast about this. about to order it off amazon
don't let me down op
>>11089050
"Rowdy" Fuck, that's an 80s lead actor name straight out of Central Casting.
>>11089039
Jesus fucking christ, i've had that movie on my mind for years and couldn't remember the title.
>>11089070
You can get ALL TWELVE of this director's movies on one DVD set on eBay... brand new... for like 5 bucks. There are no HD or BluRay versions of these films that I am aware of.
We're about 1/3 of the way through. Anyone still here for this?
>>11089039
Stop mooching off Mike and Jay
Is this gonna be a regular thing on /gif/? These threads are fucking incredible! This is the most effort I've ever seen put into something on this board.
>>11089194
Who the hell are Mike and Jay?
>>11089195
It already is semi-regular. I'm the same guy who story times the episodes of Naked Attraction.
Well this is fucking neat. 4chan needs more innovators
>>11089278
God speed you crazy bastard
Should be solidly into the 3rd act at this point. Anyone still into this?
Your doing god's work here OP
And that's it for Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Hope everyone enjoyed. Talk amongst yourselves, quotes posts with your favorite scenes/tits, etc. I'll most likely Story Time some top-tier 70s porn tomorrow.
Wow. thanks op.
Literally the best thread in history.
>>11089039
LAST THREAD HERE:
>>11053880
>>11089263
this is the one
>>11089263
This is it. Nothing in movie history will ever top this
Thanks, OP.
This has to be the best "intentionally camp" movie ever.
I think this might actually be even better than Private Teacher, which is saying something because that was a classic.
>>11089263
This is the best single clip I've ever seen.
>>11089296
hahaha holy shit this movie is hilarious
It's gets more and more off-sync the further you get into it.
>>11103041
yeah, this, unfortunately
it's not THAT bad though; still entirely watchable
>>11089290
Cynthia Brimhall Oct 1985
>>11089296
Patty Duffek May 1984
>this entire movie
lol
>>11101759
>>11089202
>I'm the same guy who story times the episodes of Naked Attraction.
Took me a second to realize what that was.
Ron Moss is the muthuphukin man,
B movie star, bass player in the band Player (Baby come back), Soap opera star, is there anything he can't do? Shit, I even named my dock after his soap character Ridge Forrester
>>11115054
>my dock
Stupid fuckin autocorrect
>>11089039
I love the old Andy Sidaris flicks. With such stars as Ron Moss, Pat Morita, Eric Estrada, Pandora Peaks, Sam Philips, Roberta Vasquez, and always a plethora of titties.
>>11115081
This dude knows what's up.
OP here. I'll Story Time another 80s titty movie on Friday night, and another vintage porn on Saturday night. I might do another NSFW cartoon (if I can find one good enough) on Sunday, but maybe not because I'll be watching SummerSlam.
I can't believe OP is still doing these. I think this guy has ALREADY contributed more OC to /gif/ than any poster in history.
>>11089039
I still donnot understand the snake thing, that puppet looked like it was from abother movie that ent bust and they decided to use it here.
>>11121285
NOTHING in this makes any sense.
>>11089070
>the hdtgm podcast
wat.
>>11126490
HDTGM
How Did This Get Made
>>11126506
oh, ok, thanks
NEW FRIDAY STORY TIME
R.S.V.P. (1984)
>>11129755
hilarious
>>11089070
Best hdtgm since fast and furious 8
>>11089150
Fun Fact: Both women are playboy playmates.
New Saturday Night Story Time, lads!
>>11135404