Friday Evening Story Time

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Here's the trailer. This movie came out in 1987.
While it's not quite porn, it definitely falls under "80s titty movie" and has enough nudity, sex, and straight-up entertaining K I N O to be worthy of a Story Time here on /gif/. Enjoy! And help me keep the thread bumped with comments.

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Here we go!

>>11089039
Just listened to the hdtgm podcast about this. about to order it off amazon

don't let me down op

>>11089050
"Rowdy" Fuck, that's an 80s lead actor name straight out of Central Casting.

>>11089039
Jesus fucking christ, i've had that movie on my mind for years and couldn't remember the title.

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>>11089070
You can get ALL TWELVE of this director's movies on one DVD set on eBay... brand new... for like 5 bucks. There are no HD or BluRay versions of these films that I am aware of.

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We're about 1/3 of the way through. Anyone still here for this?

>>11089039
Stop mooching off Mike and Jay

Is this gonna be a regular thing on /gif/? These threads are fucking incredible! This is the most effort I've ever seen put into something on this board.

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>>11089194
Who the hell are Mike and Jay?

>>11089195
It already is semi-regular. I'm the same guy who story times the episodes of Naked Attraction.

Well this is fucking neat. 4chan needs more innovators

>>11089278
God speed you crazy bastard

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Should be solidly into the 3rd act at this point. Anyone still into this?

Your doing god's work here OP

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And that's it for Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Hope everyone enjoyed. Talk amongst yourselves, quotes posts with your favorite scenes/tits, etc. I'll most likely Story Time some top-tier 70s porn tomorrow.

Wow. thanks op.

Literally the best thread in history.

>>11089039
LAST THREAD HERE:

>>11053880

>>11089263

this is the one

>>11089263
This is it. Nothing in movie history will ever top this

Thanks, OP.

This has to be the best "intentionally camp" movie ever.

I think this might actually be even better than Private Teacher, which is saying something because that was a classic.

>>11089263
This is the best single clip I've ever seen.

>>11089296
hahaha holy shit this movie is hilarious

It's gets more and more off-sync the further you get into it.

>>11103041
yeah, this, unfortunately

it's not THAT bad though; still entirely watchable

>>11089290
Cynthia Brimhall Oct 1985

>>11089296
Patty Duffek May 1984

>this entire movie

lol

>>11101759

>>11089202
>I'm the same guy who story times the episodes of Naked Attraction.

Took me a second to realize what that was.

>>11089598

Ron Moss is the muthuphukin man,
B movie star, bass player in the band Player (Baby come back), Soap opera star, is there anything he can't do? Shit, I even named my dock after his soap character Ridge Forrester

>>11115054
>my dock
Stupid fuckin autocorrect

>>11089039
I love the old Andy Sidaris flicks. With such stars as Ron Moss, Pat Morita, Eric Estrada, Pandora Peaks, Sam Philips, Roberta Vasquez, and always a plethora of titties.

>>11115081
This dude knows what's up.

OP here. I'll Story Time another 80s titty movie on Friday night, and another vintage porn on Saturday night. I might do another NSFW cartoon (if I can find one good enough) on Sunday, but maybe not because I'll be watching SummerSlam.

>>11099909

I can't believe OP is still doing these. I think this guy has ALREADY contributed more OC to /gif/ than any poster in history.

>>11089039
I still donnot understand the snake thing, that puppet looked like it was from abother movie that ent bust and they decided to use it here.

>>11094107

>>11121285
NOTHING in this makes any sense.

>>11089070
>the hdtgm podcast

wat.

>>11126490
HDTGM
How Did This Get Made

>>11126506
oh, ok, thanks

NEW FRIDAY STORY TIME
R.S.V.P. (1984)
>>11129755

hilarious

>>11089070
Best hdtgm since fast and furious 8

>>11089150
Fun Fact: Both women are playboy playmates.

New Saturday Night Story Time, lads!
>>11135404