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How i banged my bosses daughter cause hes a piece of shit.
(Im petty, so i guess i am too)
*start working for said boss
*spring time so new job, nee beginning
*mothers day comes around
*give bosses wife chocolates for mothers day (simple nice gesture, cause shes super humble and nice)
* boss hates it, cause he a machista and doesn't believe in doing nice things for women
*he develops a hatred for me right off the bat
*constantly bitching about my work
*even though i put out double the labor than any other employee
* don't give a fuck cause, job still pays well
*stick with job, but notice a new girl around the work place
*its the bosses daughter, solid 8/10
*nice big ass, decent size tits, and a perfect caramel skin tone.
*boss still acting like a pos, always nagging at me for petty shit.
*ignore him cause money is still good, and now im hunting his daughter.
*notice that boss acts like an ass to his daughter and his wife.
*his wife confirms it, when we small talk.
*im always kind and nice to the bosses wife.

Cont

> Me be 17, she 16
> She was hit by her bf. She asked to hang out with me to get away from him
> I take her to see 300.
> Solid 7/10. Petite, cute, and gentle.
> Movie is packed.
> When Spartans are killing Persians, I feel her touch my leg.
> She tells me to relax
> Pulls out my dick and starts sucking it
> Blow a load in her mouth during Spartan killing action
> She swallows
> lifeisgood.jpg
> After movie, I ask for a kiss goodbye
> She says no, she has a bf.
> She dumps him later that day
> Me and her hang out more, becoming friends with benefits for years

>>>/b/

*bosses daughter and i start working together more often.
*i play the quiet but subtle funny guy
*she laughs and my dumb remarks and jokes, but can tell she keeps looking at me out the corner of my eye after said joke
*keep working together for a few months
*her birthday comes up, and i find out through her mom
*get her some really nice headphones , so she doesn't have to hear her parents arguing at home.
*she says thank you, and gives me a tight hug
*i hug back with one arm, and tell her, they're just headphones.
*she had just turned 18, so shes legal now
*give her a few pointers before going off to college and she listens hand under chin.
*she says thank you for everything and gives me her number
*goes off to college, but were txting now
* starts to spill out how much she hates her abusive, drunk father and that she wished her mom had left him.
*i start to tell her how much her dad hates me cause of the gesture ro her mom
*thanks me for being so nice to her mom
*i say its nothing,
*want to repay me
*i insist she doesn't need to
* she sends me a topless pic, and says she wished she could thank me physically
*white knight- i tell her to stop, no nees for that.
*tells me how she's fantasized me asking her out and taking her to my place.
*told her she's too young for me.
*she says she's an adult now, and can do whatever she wants.
*christmas break is coming up, and she wants to come visit me
*asked if she could stay at my place, to save money for hotel
*agree
*comes to my place, i play it cool.
*we watch tv and a few A list movies of mines
*says shes tired and wants to sleep
*tell her she can stay in my room, I'll sleep on the couch

* goes to slip into her jammies.
*i sleep in shorts so not much changing.
*she has a white t, and yellow jammies on
*says goodnight and heads to my room.
I stay on the couch as promised.
*winter time so its a little cold at my place
*comes out whining about how cold it is in my room.
*jokingly tell her she can stay on the couch where its warmer
*she gets mad "please" she says.
*ok.... i go to my room and lay in bed
*but make a barrier with the pillows
*"really?... she says.
*"yes, cause... my hands tend to wander once i fall asleep"
* thats ok she says "im a deel sleeper, and my hands wander too"
*biggest gulp in my life.

>>11072817
Go on

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>>11072817
Go on.

>>11072224

Cute little mosquito bites

>>11072817
A barrier with pillows?
In your own bed?
While you're home alone with a QT who's obviously into you?

>Being this gay

*so we both try to sleep, with intentions of having our hands wander
*i lay still, just to see what she'll do
*a few minutes later, her hands are reaching for my crotch
*i was soft still, but after a few rubs from her hand i was getting rock hard.
*she kept pressing down on my shaft, i guess to feel the full length of it.
*once i was fully erect, she wrapped her hands around it a stroked it a few times.
* i heard her whisper "god its so thick"
*i grunted a little, she took my hand and placed it on one od her tits,
*i gently massaged and pinched her nipples
*she slipped off her jammies and gestured me to take off my shorts.
*so i did, and she crawled on top of me rubbing her slit up and down my shaft.
*i kept trying to guide myself inside her tight twat but she maneuvered away from me entering her
*so i frustratingly grabbed her hips and placed her pussy right on my cock
* by now her juices had coated my cock, so once she was ready, she slid herself nice and slow down my shaft.
*letting out a little whimper every time she hit the base of my cock , she slowly started building speed.
* she mumbled "god you're so thick "
A few minutes later, i felt her pussy pulsating on my shaft, and she began to yell in ecstasy "oh gad, im cumming!"

>>11072902
He clearly fucks her.
Spoiler Alert.

> Being this stupid

>>11072911
fuckn hurry up cunt this is worse than loading pics from dial up

>>11072927
I'll finish it. She withdraws consent halfway through and then she accuses him of rape. He now is serving 15 years in jail. Fuck feminism!

Yep, she got hers.
But i wasn't done.

So i proceeded to pin her legs up and had my way with her, till i dropped my load on her stomach.
Making her cum atleast another 3 times.
Legs trembling and all.

Moral of the story,
Fuck with me, i fuck your daughter
;)

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>>11072737
>Wanting to kiss the girl after you blow a load in her mouth

>>11072817
wow you almost didn't get laid. It's like you're trying not too

>>11072913
Cunt he tried his fuckin' best not to

>>11072962
Are you fucking dumb?
Every time you use the fork you chang it?

>faggot

>>11072939
shit that never happened the story.

*she cums all over my dick*
*i call her dad on the phone and tell him im about to cum in his daughter*
*he gets angry while I grunt loudly*
*she says "sorry daddy*
*i bring her home and walk her to the door*
*open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk to dinosaur*

>>11072979
not even good

Aight faggots
Heres another one

Heres how i fucked my first cougar
*sitting in an Oklahoma casino
*watching the Bears play the faggot cowboys
*when a nice tight black female sits by a table near the bar.
*im sitting with my friend and i tell him
"Watch me get her #"
*walk over to her and creep over her shoulder
*she's on her iPad
* i ask her what shes doing here all alone at the bar
*her auntie loves to play the slots and she's her driver
*ok, cool.
So whats there to do in Oklahoma
*she replies, that Oklahoma is boring. And that she hardly ever goes out.
*i offer to take her to a movie
*she chuckles and asked why was i wanting to take her out
*i tell her cause i think shes cute and that two grown adults can go out on a date no harm done.
*so i got her number and begin to chat her up.
*blah blah blah
We went to see a movie "crimson creek"
Shit movie
*put my arm around her, she dont mind.
And i rub my fingers up against her side boob.
*movie finishes (thank god)
*we walk to her car and asked if i can get another date, the movie was trash
* she plays hard to get and says maybe
* so i say "well, since maybe i wont see you again, i may as well kiss you"
*pinned her against her car and grab a tit and kiss her.
*she blushes, but i can see she liked it.
*tell her to call me if she changes her mind

>>11072975
Do you cum on your forks as you eat?

>>11073028
You don't? What a homo

>>11073033
Well no i dont i use a funnel like the fat fuck i am

>>11073042
That would make sense. One day, anon. Don't let your dreams be memes

>>11072224
She name?

>>11072962
>being this much of a virgin

>>11073059
madisondeck on instagram

>>11072911
"i grunted" holy kek

>>11072759
>>11072817
>>11072911
>>11073026
lessons in how not to greentext

>company Christmas party
>held at hotel
>company has a hotel room for visitors and employees from out of state
>sitting there with A, 30-ish, cute, short blond haired lesbian. Nice body
>drinking and chatting when W comes over
>W is bosses daughter, late 20's, redhead, curvy in the right places
>we all chat and W flirts with me and leaves
>A tells me that W wants to get in my pants badly. I laugh it off
>A then tells me that she wants to get into W's pants badly. I laugh it off
>towards the end of the party W comes back to us
>decide to have a little fun with her
>tell her we should go upstairs and have some fun in the company room
>her eyes light up
>then tell her it wouldn't be fair to A since we'd just be dumping her and we'd have to take her with us
>W is too drunk to care so we all head upstairs
>as soon as we're in the room W and I start making out
>clothes slowly come off and we end up on the bed
>glance over and see that A is also naked and while I'm kissing W, A is feeling her up
>A and I switch places and A ends up making out with W, who either likes it or doesn't realize she's kissing another woman
>W gets the royal treatment from both of us alternating between making out with her and going down on her
>finally end up fucking W and watch A get herself off
>more fooling around although A and I never touch each other. It's all on W
>around 2 in the morning we've all cum multiple times and just crash for the night. W is sleeping between A and me
>about 6 in the morning A is nudging me saying we should probably split before W wakes up
>we get dressed and leave
>next work day W says nothing about what happened. either too embarrassed or doesn't remember

Are faggets I'm driving so I can't do green text and I'm using the talk to text feature so bear with me and several words that shouldn't be there.
This is a story about how I first f*** my girlfriend like 5 years ago.
Recently broke up with a girl tore my heart out a few months go by and my brother's girlfriend says that she knows a girl that is really into Mexicans by the way I am Mexican after a little nudging I agree to start talking to her so I had it on Facebook we hit it off pretty decent and one day I decide that I'm going to take a walk through the woods at night roughly 11 and meditate.
I asked her if she wants to go with me this would be the first time that we meet up. I am 23 and she is 17 which is legal while I'm at so f*** off white nights. She lives only a couple blocks from me so the logistics are pretty easy especially considering that the woods I was going to walk to or less than a mile away.
We meet up at a park close to where the woods are and start walking from there. Start making small talk with her while we get to the location which is absolutely beautiful by the way it says stone slab right in the middle of a creek so you have water trickling down all around you while you lay dry. We both sat there meditate for about 20 minutes I start making a little bit of a move I asked her if she can feel the water all that stuff she says yes and I put my hands on her back and start giving her cold chills. I asked her how she feels and she says that she wants to dive in the water. She stands up takes everything off except for her bra and panties and let me tell you something at this time she was f****** fine I don't think I've seen an ass on a white girl like that ever especially considering she didn't weigh any more than 110 lb. She takes a dive in the water and keep in mind this water is f****** freezing there was the beginning of April in the Midwest so it .

wasn't any warmer outside than like 55 degrees. She jumps in and I can't be a pussy so I have to jump in too. I take everything off except for my boxers and I jumped in after her. It was f****** cold and I got all kinds of dick and balls shrivel. It was a clear night and all the trees have flowers on them the moon was full and right above us perfect goddamn setting. She gets close to me because it's cold and I'm the only body of warmth anywhere close. I grabbed her hand and interlock our fingers and I lead her to this little waterfall area and I put both of our hands underneath of it and ask her how she likes it. She enjoyed it and we are having a nice moment. She puts her forehead into my forehead and the tip of her nose to the tip of mine. I move my nose ever so slightly to the left and then she moved hers ever so slightly to the right I knew what she wanted and I wasn't going to deny her this privilege. Start making out with her tongue Starsky getting used I grabbed her ass she presses her body against mine grass my crotch. 9 million % hard.
I take her to the Flat Rock in the middle of the river and I layer on it. We take out the rest of our clothes and I proceeded to show this girl a fantastic night. We finish Walker back to her house and we are still together 5 years later

>I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake
>suddenly she yelled
>so I looked up
>and it was bigfoot
>then I went back to bone her
>but the mosquitoes were going crazy
>and she said there waz no way

>homos

>>11072647
Learn how to greentext

> green txt

> Be 45, GF is 27
> Experiment with swinging, good times
> GF has 19 yr old friend, blonde with big tits & big ass
> Friend complains her last sex partners have been crap
> GF says, "Mine is great, why not fuck him?"
> GF calls and asks if I'd fuck a 19 yr old girl with daddy issues
> Um, yes. Yes I would.
> Next week, GF heads out so blonde can come over
> She's nervous, so alcohol
> Take her to bedroom and make out
> Undress her quickly and stare at the curvy, soft body
> Quickly puts my dick in her mouth
> Oh my. Skills.
> Go down on her until she cums
> She's surprised that I would worry about her needs too
> Send quick thank you prayer to dumbasses who fucked her before me
> Start getting rough, including some ass slapping and choking
> She asks for more
> Enter her in missionary and start choking harder
> Slap her face hard and feel her get wetter
> Turn her over and fuck doggie style, grabbing onto that big pale ass
> She cums twice more before I fuck her tits and come on them
> Tell her it's time to leave and she actually does

Never got back together with her, sadly. She started to have the feels thanks to daddy issues, so we decided it's best to not fuck anymore before things get complicated.

>>11072647
so r*ddit it hurts

happened when I was a younger man.
>be 16 year old me
>eating at burger king with my buddy
>old geezer yells at me because i threw out half of my fries
>" homeless people could eat that! "
>gramps is mad as fuck
>put my ass on the edge of his table
>rip the sickest, smelliest fart I have ever left
>" homeless people could eat that too bro"
>he starts screaming at me and I'm laughing so hard
>manager comes running out and listens to his story
>kicks me out
>haven't been back since

>>11072936
found the rapist

>>11072224
>>11072230

Who is this?

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>>11075763
>big white asses
patrician taste anon

>>11075456
We have a winner.

>>11076226
>>11072230
Pls tell me someone knows her name

>>11075763

>Send quick prayer to dumbasses who fucked her before me

Well if that isn't the gayest shit I've ever read.

I can't read your story and imagine anything other than everyone involved being ugly as shit. This is trashy as fuck. I just know that you are all inbred heroin addicts and the girl you fucked was deformed.

>>11075763

Your girlfriend is fucking around on you. Probably fucking black guys because you have a tiny dick and are terri le in bed. She started to feel guilty because she's a piece of trash and her friend said she'd fuck you for a bit to "make it even".

She didn't stop fucking you because she was catching feels you dumb nigger. She stop fucking you because you were just that bad in bed.

>>11076997
>Being so powerful that you know everything about other people's lives
Man, are you a wizard or whatever comes after 40?

>>11076931
Check filename.

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>be me
>never had sex
>don't feel like a real human desu

>>11072737
>blows a load in her mouth
>swallows
>I ask for a kiss
>says no, has a bf

???

>>11077308
why does this turn me on...

I have a few from when my girl and I were seeing a vixen for a few months. What started off as threesomes ended up with my girl almost exclusively watching as me and the other woman fucked. I'll see if I can relate them to you in a bit

>be 14
>meet cute 13 girl from the same town online
>chat a lot
>she's immediately falls for me
>thinks I'm really cool, practically worships the ground I walk on
>meet on a couple of dates in town
>enjoy some kissing and touching
>her parents are away one weekend
>she asks me to come over and spend the weekend at her place
>gives me her address
>go there on my bike
>get lost because I've never been in that part of town before
>spend hours trying to find the place before giving up
>she calls me and asks why I didn't come
>I don't want to look like an uncool faggot who gets lost in his own hometown so I tell her I'm dumping her
>don't return any of her desperate calls or e-mails

I'm sure the Brits among you will understand.

>be me 17 y/o boy
>Met gf through friends
>5 months later we're losing virginity to eachother
>First time is terrible, I jacked my dick beforehand
>couldnt penetrate pussy with limp dick.
>69 until cum
>second time having sex was better
>fucked like rabbits before i moved states

>>11077627
Topkek.

I don't do green text.

- Being me, at the age of 21.
- Meet cute girl at bar on Halloween night.
- Talk to her all night, then some more over the next days through Messenger.
- After a week she asks me if I can guess who she likes, and I said "Eh, no... I don't do guessing games." And she proceeds to name a guy that I know but I don't particulary care for (in other words, he's a total dickhead).
- She dates him for a time and I forget about her.
- Haven't heard from her in over a month, she writes to me asks what I'm up to.
- We decide to meet up for a movie. Her idea.
- She arrives at my place well dressed but not overly dressed.
- We watch movie, then she asks if it's OK if she sleeps in my bed for a few hours before going home because she's had a long day doing fuck-all.
- I say "OK, but I want to use my bed too."
- Lay next to her in bed.
- After a few minutes, she starts studying my veins on my forearms. She apparently attracted to veins.
- Asks why I have so big veins. Tell her those aren't even my biggest veins.
- She laughs and slap me softly with a "Oh, silly you."
- We go to sleep, she puts her head on my chest and is apparently asleep.
- Wakes me up after half an hour with her hand in my pants, tells me to not say a word and start jerking me off. Then she unbuttons my pants and puts my cock in her mouth, but she doesn't give me a blowjob, only handjob. I put my hands on her body and starts exploring, she don't mind.
- I come in her hand, she washes off the cum and we sleep for another hour, then she wants to go home.
- Her boyfriend calls me next day asking why she was at my house. I tell the dickhead that's none of his business, call me when you are married.
- Didn't see her again.
I sound apathic, but it was truely one of my greater experiences, simply because it was so random.

>>11077496
She was always a bit weird. I didn't mind, got free head.

>>11077801
You don't do green text? Why not? What reason could you possibly have for that? Who are you impressing? What uncaring janitor are you sticking it to? Can you simply not find the key? Why must you inconvenience everyone in the thread with bad font contrast, annoying punctuation, and a mediocre payoff ?

>>11072224
>>11072230
POST MORE WEBMS

>>11078112
These are all valid questions, in the worst greentext thread i've ever seen.

>>11078112
They use that spacing over on reddit.

>>11076980
Preach xD just what I was thinking, for some little whore to be cock hungry to fuck her friends old dusty ass boyfriend, and for him to be that fucking sad to fuck a girl with so many issues, both of them need a bullet.

>>11077588
Because the only way you can get any kind of sexual contact is with a girl whos so drunk that she can barely move,

>>11078769
HOLY. SHIT. This thread sucks so many balls.

>>11073026

Faggot Cowboys 15 wins vs Bears 11 wins all time.

Faggot Cowboys 5 superbowl wins. Bears 1 win.

Bump for more greentext stories

>when life gives you lemons, have sex with your closest relatives, and then murder everyone.

>>11080333
Bump for more sweaty nigger toes

Since we've stopped bothering with greentexting I want to try something new

<Niggers> Be me
<Niggers> 18
<Niggers> Classmate in highschool has a crush on me and tells my
<Niggers> Tells me to meet her at her house to help her with homework
<Niggers> My gullible ass goes to help her with homework
<Niggers> She answers the door naked and we fugg
<Niggers> The end

Wow, wasn't that great?

>>11080340

>This guy gets it

>>11080382
Holy shit you got raped, you better call the police.

>>11076997
I know my gf is fucking around. We're swingers. It's part of the gig, dumbass. She fucks others, I fuck others, We even fuck others together and then each other. But man, it sure must suck to be so jealous and bitter like you are, man.

>>11072962
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>11073026
>pinned her
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE MODS MODS MODS

>>11072817
> but make a barrier with the pillows

nigga you almost blew it

>>11077627

Leaf here, I feel you.

Got a hot one for ya

>be 19
>meet a really cute fit girl
>she likes my personality, I'm in
>go out a few times
>asks me to come over to her place
>get a lil high, get a lil tipsy
>asks me to join her in the bedroom
>happier, and more excited than I've ever been
>finally going to not be a virgin
>the moment of truth arrives, we take off our clothes
>she goes to work
>boner_unreliable.exe
>years of chronic masturbation come to roost
>moment passes
>she annoyed
>I go home
>jerk off some more

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>Be 16 year old me
>Only relatives that live near my family are my father's cousin that live around 80 miles from us
>They have a set a twins, a girl (L), a boy (A), both 2 years younger than me
>(L) really hit puberty hard, she was always fit, got a nice ass, some decent tits and is really thin
>Always had a crush on her
>Over the years, me and (A) did experience some shit together, watching porn together, jerking off etc
>He was always more shy, but I'm a huge exhibitionist/voyeur so I would have no trouble jerking off next to him
>One day I'm at their house for a sleepover
>This cute chubby Asian girl that is friends with (L) is sleeping over too
>All the adults go out for drinks and leave us alone
>We are all on the living room watching movies, me and (A) on the couch, (L) and the Asian chick on the floor
>After a few hours both girls fall asleep
>I give the idea to (A) that he puts some porn on the TV
>We start watching it and I can see him touching himself over his pajamas
>I’m rock fucking hard
>Whip out my cock and start jerking off to the porn on TV
>(A) starts getting nervous and asking if I’m crazy
>After a while I start ignoring the TV and looking at this 2 hot girls at my feet
>I kneel right beside them and I’m stroking inches away from both of their faces
>(A) is just watching as I jerk off right on her sister’s face and does nothing
>I have to keep stopping so I don’t cum on their faces and this is how I first discovered edging
>Eventually I go back to the sofa and accidentally cumming on the rug where both girls were asleep
>I kid you fucking not, I came like 2 meters away, I never again managed such a feat
>(A) starts going crazy and runs to the bathroom to get some toilet paper so he can clean up my cum all over his rug
>15 minutes later, their parents come back from dinner and wake up both girls so they can go to sleep at their beds

cont

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>>11081501

>Fast forward a year or so
>I’m now at college and during a vacation my “aunt” invites me to spend a couple of days and I go
>On an afternoon by circumstance I end up alone at their house with (L), we’re just chilling, watching TV and shit
>She says she’s tired and lays her head on my tights and I start running my fingers on her long brunette hair
>”Oh shit, I think long hair is my new fetish”
>On a moment of horny stupidity I start slowly putting some of her hair down my pants
>The feeling of her hair touching my dick is insanely hot for me
>Realize that at this point she should be asleep
>Whip out my dick and start slowly stroking my cock with a handful of her hair over it
>I need all my power of will so I won’t cum all over her
>Put it back on my pants
>After a few minutes she wakes up
>I go on the bathroom and masturbate furiously

>>11077627
kek

>>11077627
This except

>get the train to see her
>holy fuck trains are expensive
>she tries to commit suicide later

>>11072979
Underrated.

>>11077801
>i don't do greentext
i dont read your shitty story then

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Op here i think i have another webm

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and my last webm of this girl, there was an mega of all her pictures and videos but cant find it now

>>11081887
she wanted to get into playboy now her videos are online https://www.instagram.com/madisondeck/?hl=de

https://de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph595159d94dedd

>Be at family party
>Cousin there
>Me 14, her 16
>Know pretty much everything about sex except haven’t done it
>She comes up to me
>"Anon I'm really horny"
>Diamonds.btmp
>"Follow me"
>I follow
>In closet of back room
>No one goes back there
>Unzips my jeans
>Give blowjob
>Feelsamazingman
>Nut in 30 seconds
>She pulls her panties off from under her skirt
>Pushes me down
>"Ready?"
>Pussy is hovering over my dick, makes me omega horney
>Slides in
>She's aggressive as fuck
>I nut inside, she creampies it out
I have more stories, this happened every time our family got together

>Office Christmas Party, at hotel downtown
>Wife and I sit at assigned table, we have an intern sitting next to my wife
>She is cute, but not gorgeous, ok body at best, 6/10
>She is obviously hitting on my wife
>Intern asks if we want to go get a drink somewhere else, wife says how about upstairs
>I suspected my wife has been bi before me, this confirms it
>we go upstairs, the intern is kissing my wife, both slip out of their black dresses
>I get naked as well, feeling 3rd wheel until intern grabs my dick and guides me behind her
>intern goes down on my wife, I go down on intern, and then fuck intern from behind
>The intern is working the hell out of my wife's pussy, wife cums hard a few times, I cum inside intern
>wife immediately gets dressed and says she wants to go home
>I get dressed, tell intern to make herself at home to room
>drive wife home, we never talk about it
>I fucked the intern a few more times after that, then she graduated and moved back home
>wife has never brought this night again

>>11081982
not the biggest incest fan but I love sluts who are open about wanting the D so post more.

>>11081999
godly trips of truth.

>>11081982
Post 'em.
More detail would be great.

>>11077801
nobody wants to read your stupid bullshit anyway

>>11077801
wow man you're an absolute fucking retard..
if you had played it cool with the guy you could've kept fucking her, now the douche beat the shit out of her and made her stop seeing you

My buddy and I got high one time. He worked at burger king so we went there to get some free food. He had stolen one of those wax pens from a grocery store that you use to mark your pastry bag. He is super stoned and writes "BK sucks dick" on the table right in front of the token retard they have working there. Fired 2 hours later. Man those were good times.

>>11077496
kissing is way more intimate and less straight up sexual for most people. hookers usually charge extra for GFE or don't do it at all.

>>11076931
spankbang com/1f37h/video/madison+deck

>Be militant religious at the time (This will be important)
>Run into friend one day
>He's got this cute redheaded girl with him
>I know he's been tryna score with some redheaded girl for like a week now. I figure this must be her
>Introductions, we go upstairs to hang in her room for a bit
>I leave, she texts friend saying she thinks I was hot
>Iamokaywiththis
>He basically says fine, but she's crazy, I stopped trying for her after yesterday
>He'd never managed to bang her but he wouldn't tell me how she was nuts
>I figure it's just a regular old case of sour grapes.
>I forget this, and go to a party later that night
>There's all kinds of shit there, I take a hit off of a J, no alcohol, since I don't drink.
>I'm talking to this cool dude, fro, tats and everything, he's chill af
>This short reheaded chick from before comes to the party.
>I'm literally in the middle of a conversation, and this bitch grabs my arm and pulls me towards the stairs
>I'm cool with this.
>We fuck,
>she's like harder, choke me
>Daimonds.gif
>I go at it, and she's squirming and making all sorts of noises like she's on ecstasy or something
>It's INCREDIBLE, holy shit. Awesome sex
>Anyways, in afterglow, checking phone
>Combat video pops up
>At this point I should mention I'm muslim
>It's Jabhat al Nusra fighters demolishing a bunch of syrian regime militia dudes. Awesome shit.
>She looks over my shoulder and is clearly intrigued. I explain. She asks if it's ISIS, sounds weirdly excited.
>I'm like 'uhhhh...do you WANT to see ISIS videos'?
>She nods, really into it
>So we watch some ISIS propaganda for a bit, and she starts talking about what noble men they are and how brave they are.
>I'm a lot of things but I don't like ISIS. I watch some of their vids though, sick editing skills, but I don't get like...into it like her.
>I figure whatever, my mate said she was crazy.
>We fuck again. She's all like choke me again, but this time she's like 'call me an infidel whore' and stuff. Kinda weird.

What the fuck is this fucking shit? This is /gif/ godamnit, not /b/. Comtribute to the board with gifs or webms not with your stupid fake stories.

>>11084561
Long live Rojava m8

>>11084561
.cont.
>She stops all of a sudden
>Makes me tie a fucking black scarf around my face to look like a goddamned terrorist
>Lo key hilarious but like, whatevs. She's cute, I can make this work.
>Afterglow.
>She pulls out her phone
>Hear impassioned german ranting in old timey static emanating from her speakers
>Isthat.gif
>Hear old timey crowd roar in pride
>Coulditbe.gif
>I look
>It is.
>Fucking Hitler
>She's watching a speech by fucking Hitler
>I ask what the deal is
>She says that she's a nazi
>I say what do you mean like a nazi
>White supremacist, literal card carrying member, Silver Legion stuff, SS memorabilia, all that crap.
>What.the.fuck.
>This is too much, but maybe I can educate her, after all she thinks I'm some isis dude, maybe-
>She talks at length about how Hitler is awesome and is in heaven and how the SS and ISIS is one struggle.
>Offhanded mention about how she loves Trump but desu I don't care at this point, that is so low on the level of weird here.
>What.
>I'm not even pro isis remember
>I remember we've been rawdogging this whole time.
>She mentions how she admires isis again
>Nope.
>I get my shit and leave while she sleeps
>10/10 best nazi terrorist white supremacy suicide bomber sex of my life.
>To this day still felt unfulfilled, that girl was so fucking lithe.

>>11084590
Motherfucker I tried the shitty quality gif keeps uploading wrong,

>>11084614

Fucking Epic

Today in "things-that-absolutly-never-happened-land"

>>11084614

>>11084561
>Be militant religious at the time (This will be important)
>no alcohol, since I don't drink
sex before marriage
>I should mention I'm muslim
this explains everything. Wants a virgin muslim chick and fucks white supremacist infidels

>>11077627
fuck i know that feeling mate i had to blow off a group 14yr of qts when i was 14 cause i got lost in the fuckin town center. never spoke to them again.

>>11072224
Someone get her a dick and a camera

>be 15
>decide to go to high school dance with friends
>one friend brings another girl, Alice
>Alice is a little curvy with nice big tits
>get to the dance but had to buy tickets in advance
>Alice and I don't have tickets so decide to walk home
>get to her street where there are woods on one side
>Alice says "that's where kids go to make out. want to go it?"
>as a KHV the suggestion was lost on me, but...
>we go in and walk down the path to some concrete blocks and sit down
>she leans over and kisses me
>my first kiss
>we start making out. me likey
>my hand accidentally brushes her tit and I apologize
>she says it felt good, takes my hand and puts it on her tit
>now making out and feeling her up
>she takes my hand and brings it under her sweater
>hand now on her bra-covered tit. still remember how hot her tit felt and how soft her satin bra felt
>making out hot and heavy now
>she breaks off the kiss and looks me in the eye
>she says "do you want to go further?"
>I say yes, get up and start walking further down the trail
>Alice stares at me like I'm retarded
>says "maybe we should just go home instead"
>walk Alice to her house and say good-night

and that's the night I DIDN'T lose my virginity

>>11075456
stale pasta from fg

>>11082994
Sure is virgin in here.

>>11072224
bum fuckin p more stories please

>>11072224
>be 15
>working in safe way bakery
>end of the night
>one of the checkout girls came to help me throw away un sold products
>get to chatting shes 21
>blond curvy body big tits and a total nypho
>its Friday night, asks what I'm doing after
>Tell her when I push this bin out the dispatch door I'm going to jump the liquor fence lock up grab a bottle of beam and a carton of cigs
>thinks I rock
>put the bin out close the roller door
>finish shift
>walk around back grab my bottle / smokes
>shes there
>asks me for a smoke
>say only if she smokes me first
>drops to her knees
>unzips me
>bestblowjobeva!
>monday back at school
>hate my maths teacher his a dick
>hmm same last name as the chick from friday night
>ask if thats his daughter
>it is :)
>so happy!
>starting dating this chick
>he's not a happy man!

>>11081982
this sounds about as fake as CNN news m8

>>11081982
MORE FUCKHEAD!!!!

>>11077496
PROFIT?

>>11072817
>*but make a barrier with the pillows
Don't want to be catching them coodies, right?

>>11084614
Real or not, top kek.

>>11072224
She doesn't look 18.

>Work in an office job for like two years
>Team is all middle aged women apart from one girl who is like two years younger than me
>Blonde, kinda cute, but a bit shy
>End up leaving job, but stay in touch
>Low key conversations, normally just about work
>End up arranging to meet up for a catch up in person
>She turns up looking a little older, nicer clothes, body looking a bit more mature
>Think she looks kinda hot
>chat for a bit, have a few drinks in a private booth in a bar
>End up deciding to make a move
>"I think I'm going to kiss you"
>She doesn't protest
>Start making out, ends up going on going on for a few minutes
>"Wow Anon, I didn't expect that. You're actually a pretty good kisser."
>Good sign
>"But, you're Anon, this feels weird"
>Bad sign. Decide to abort
>"Ah, okay, I get that. Let's just pretend tonight never happened."
>Pause
>"Well Anon, if we're going to pretend tonight never happened we may as well do more than kiss."
>Take her back to my place
>"Careful Anon, I'm really tight."
>My dick feels like it's going to explode
>Fuck the shit out of her
>After she starts jerking me off to get me hard again
>Rides me hard
>She gets dressed and leaves
>We never do talk about that night again

>>11087885
I profited blowjobs and more as time went on, simply because one asshole punched her

>>11076226
>>11076931
You two are fucking retarded. Its in the filename.

>>11072759
>greentext is retty easy u should try it sometime.

>>11088012
She's 18. Older, now, but she was def 18 when she first started making these vids

>>11081056
god damn, sauce?

>>11090316
fake tit whores in a bar

>>11073026
From Oklahoma.
Can confirm it's a bit boring.

>>11075401
>>11075411
i hate your nigger guts

>>11077627
>you
>fucking
>pussy

>>11081419
>im 19 too
>close to having sex with girl i know
>pleasenotlikethis.jpeg

>>11077987
She probably didn't want you to taste your own cum and think her mouth tastes bad.

>>11081501
>>11081510
wtf is wrong with you

>>11086062
kek. you autistic monkey. i bet you regret being an autistic bonobo

>>11091343
He said Mexican you stupid honky trash

>>11075099
You, sir, have made my day

>>11088012
>She doesn't look 18.

You're right, she's 21.

>>11086062
God this is like the time I had two college girls want to to homework at my place (also in college) and they got "comfortable" and then started wrestling. I was trying to get classwork done and was too distracted by it. They decided it was best to stay the night after drinking and I just went to bed.

> wtf, brain?

>>11088100
you can have more chances like that. i say you go for it

>>11081914
thank you based anon, no.5 is the best.

>17
>with gf for 2 months
>shes bi and we talk about girls we'd fuck
>i risk the biscuit and tell her i'd fuck one of her best friends
>she agrees
>elaborate
>discussion
>agree that I can fuck her as long as my gf is there
>spend two weeks bonding with her friend
>have sex on gf's bed while she masturbates
>yeeboi.jpeg
>finish
>make out with both
>strange feeling drama is approaching
>three weeks later fucking her friend more than my gf
>turns out gf was baiting a guy cause she thought i'd be fine with it
>break up with gf
>stay with her friend
>4 years later, puberty did her friend well and we're together for almost 4 years now
>ex looks like shit these days
>All is good

>>11093359
i wish i had a life like you

>>11072229
Pheobe Cates turned a generation from boys into men,

Madison, as sexy as she is, has a LOT of work ahead of her,

>>11072962
I love how the fagits in here are loving tasting their own seen. gayfers

>>11076131
lel

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>>11081501
>>11081510
>>I kid you fucking not, I came like 2 meters away, I never again managed such a feat
>>Whip out my dick and start slowly stroking my cock with a handful of her hair over it
>>I need all my power of will so I won’t cum all over her
>>Put it back on my pants
>>After a few minutes she wakes up
>>I go on the bathroom and masturbate furiously
fucking madman
you got anymore?

i wish i had even one boring story to tell

>>11080382
2017.08.12 00:35:07 <Niggers> Be me
2017.08.12 00:35:08 <Niggers> 18
2017.08.12 00:35:15 <Niggers> Classmate in highschool has a crush on me and tells my
2017.08.12 00:35:24 <Niggers> Tells me to meet her at her house to help her with homework
2017.08.12 00:35:29 <Niggers> My gullible ass goes to help her with homework
2017.08.12 00:35:35 <Niggers> She answers the door naked and we fugg
2017.08.12 00:35:40 <Niggers> The end

>ftfy

>be me
>22
>her
>29
>10/10 body
>larger than D cup breasts
>good curves, not too much fat
>but face 5/10 and strangely familiar
>strangely harsh
>dominant almost...
>look her up online
>SHES ONLY A FUCKING DOMINATRIX PORNSTAR I USED TO JACK TO YEARS AGO
>don't_fuck_this_up.jpg
How to not fuck things up:
1. be casual and talk about whatever is on your mind
2. be honest
3.????
4.GET LAID
>we meet and hang out for a day
>I'm kinda shy but holding it together
>she makes some minor moves
>I'm too shy to reciprocate
>later that night
>she asks
"so, do you want to sleep in my bed or on the couch?"
>in your bed (OFCOURSE!!!)
>she asks
"do you want to fuck? if you don't want to it's okay, I know it;s only our first date"
>she can tell I'm shy, maybe thinks I'm not into her
>it's now or never
>I kiss her
>we make out in her bed for a while
>the next part is a blur but we get very physical and the next thing I remember we're both naked
>she straddles me
>says she prefers it on top, more dominant
>we make out more in this position
>I grab her hips and try to push her down on to my cock
>but she's a lot more experienced than me
>she tilts her hips so it doesn't go in
>rubs her clit up and down the underside of my cock
>HNNNNNNNNG.png
>running my hands up her body
>squeezing her big tits together
>she grabs my hands away
>pins me gently but firmly
>more kissing, more making out
>rubs her pussy up and down my cock
>over and over
>FOR FUCKING HOURS
>untill I'm about to cum
>I keep trying to get it inside her
>but she's too good at this game
>she keeps it so only the tip rubs against her pussy when I try to put it in
>then rubs her pussy up and down my cock more
>I'm so fucking close
>I want to fuck her so bad
>I'm actually getting kind of pissed off by this point
>but that's what she wanted
>she dismounts
>gets condom
>she puts it on
>feels amazing
(why doesn't it feel like that when I put a condom on myself!?)
>she straddles me again
>rubs a little more
>and then ... contd ;)

>>11095321
>and then with her hand on my cock, my hands on her thighs
>she guides my cock to her pussy
>and grinds her hips down
>pushing it deep inside her
>she's fucking tight, but in a different way
>more like firm
>like there's no "give" in her pussy
>it's not tight, it's just, not soft .. and pretty tight!
>whatever, it feels fucking amazing after being teased for so long
>she rides my cock
>we thrust in sync
>hips slamming together
>she tells me she doesn't usually cum on her first time with someone
>that sounds like a challenge
>[insert montage of different positions with fade transitions]
>missionary
>some position i don't even have a name for (sideways missionary? scissoring?)
>then doggy style
>my. fucking. favourite.
>her hips are perfect
>lovely hourglass curves
>she kneels up
>leaning up against the wall
>I reach around and grab her big tits while I slam her pussy from behind
>but can't cum ...
>we've been fucking so long and I was teased so much my cock is de-sensitised!
>well fuck it, I keep going
>fucking her as hard and as long as I can
>we end up in the missionary position again
>diagonally across the bed, her head almost hanging off
>"There!" she says
>"don't stop, right there oh fuck!"
>she cums , her pussy clenching around my cock
>her body quivering
>we call it a night and cuddle up for about 2 hours sleep before I had to get up and catch a train home.

I was the one who didn't end up cumming :'( ... THAT time we fucked ;D

>>11095383
>next time!
>similar turn of events, but this time
>she loves being on top
>she rides me good and long and hard
>I keep stopping her just before I cum
Fun fact: did you know this builds up your cum and makes your load bigger?
>must stop her about 10 times
>eventually she dismounts
>takes off my condom
>starts sucking
>rubbing my cock between her tits
>I push her back a bit
>she kneels down in front of me
>I kneel up
>jerk off and rub my cock all over her tits
>she squeezes her tits around my cock
>I pull back
>jerking hard
>and blow my load all over her tits
>THERE WAS SO FUCKING MUCH CUM!
>she was covered
>in her hair
>on her face
>and of course, all over her tits
>even she was impressed

>...then I say, still feeling kinda shy despite all this
>"there's something kinky I want to do but.."
>"do it!" she says
>I lean forwards and lick the cum off her tits
>keeping some in my mouth i kiss her
>I get another mouthful
>we make out
>she swallows

>>11093812
>I wish I had a life
>life
>I wish
>iwishiwasalittlebittallerwishiwasaballerwishihadagirlwholookedgoodiwouldcallherwishIhadarabbitinahatwithabatandasixfourimpala

>>11077801
>I don't do green text.
ok i'm not reading your story just cause this comment

Hey /gif/. Let me tell you about that one time I got to fuck my roommate.

>be me in my early 20s, student at an university
>got an alternative girl as my roommate
>skinny, small tits as far as I could tell, short hair (she’s the reason I have a huge thing for short haired girls) that she dyed any way she liked it, then it was a dark brownish red; nice butt
>she is pretty cool, likes to party and often runs around our flat in some tight jogging pants that make me stare at her ass all the time
>mfw she had a boyfriend
>mfw they break up, fast forward a few months after that
>we occaisonally watch movies or series together in her room. This one time she comes over and asks me „Hey anon, lets have a chill night and watch some series (I actually forgot which one it was) and empty a bottle of whine or something“
>say sure, go over to her room, open the bottle, drink some and start watching, but this time something is odd
>she has this huge ass couch that you can enlarge to a nice sleeping couch, so we crash there and lie next to each other, getting just a little tipsy
>after some time she says „Ugh, my neck is killing me“ (obvious bait obvious)
>alpha mode enaged, say „Then you need a massage, come here“
>oh shit this actually worked
>start massaging her shoulders which works pretty good becauseshe is wearing a shoulder free top
>she smells good, and her skin is soft and warm
>shit I’m getting fucking horny
>instead of massaging her shoulders I start to softly caress her milky white neck
>suddenly she says „what are you doing?“
>ohfuck
>rape charge incoming
>I’m so FUCKED
>she turns around and looks at me
>got to say SOMETHING god DAMMIT
>“um… sorry, just got a little distracted“
>FUCK
>WORST SEX OFFENDER ANSWER EVER
>she screams at me
>no wait she is actually giving me a smirk
>wtf did I do

Cont. (?)

>>11096444
Continue bitch

>>11096444

>“You’re a retard anon. Don’t be so fucking shy.“
>turns around and leans herself on me
>with the power of alcohol and hornyness I start to feel her up, stroking from her neck over her armst o her hips and then upwards…
>hear her holding her breath for just a second as I caress her small but firm tits, as I realize she is not wearing a bra and I can feel her nipples
>bow in for a kiss
>she’s a good kisser
>suddenly she recoils
>SEX OFFENDER CONVICTION INCOMMING
>“anon this is a bad idea. We’re roomies and this would not work out well“
>mfw I just touched her tits and I am SO close to finally get in her pants
>she goes on and tells me that she does not want a relationship now, and that she fears that this would fuck up our friendship
>I nod but then I think wtf why not try one thing
>say „yeah well but I am not planning to get into a relationship either. We’re both grown up so I guessed we just could have some fun“
>shit, now I fucked up the fling AND our friendship
>she tilts her head a little, smiles and says „so no strings attached and no drama, ok?“
>positive
>and because she is horny and wants some, the making out continues
>start to grope her ass, feels amazing, she takes of my shirt and runs her hands over my chest, making me even more horny
>take of her top, she reveals nice firm and small tits with perfectly sized pink nipples, so jackpot
>I start playing with them, then decide ist time and slowly run my hands down her hips to her pussy
>she is wet, but wait… feels fuzzy down there
>need to investigate!

cont.

>>11096492

>pull down her pants and panties at once
>she has some pubic hair, but trimmed to a nice rectangle
>but the smell is what got me
>this smell of a clean, but very horny pussy that has started to really leak fills my nose
>sexdrivenmonkeymodeengaged.webm
>start to go down on her, quite to her surprise as she squirms a little
>as soon as I start to tongue her pussy she leans back and starts to moan
>end up fingering her with two fingers in her tight cunt and licking her clit
>Now I really enjoy eating pussy, but there are girls that are more receptive to this than others. She was by far the most receptive I ever encountered
>suddenly grabs my hair and pushes my face hard on to her crotch while she lifts up her ass
>herewego.js
>she cums HARD
>I heard her cumming while she fucked her boyfriend once while I was furiously masturbating to it because I am a weird fucker. But this one was more intense
>She is panting when I get up
>I smile at her, my face is no doubt covered in pussy juice
>suddenly she gets up and pushes me over so I lie on my back. Turns out girls can do the sex driven monkey thing too.

cont. for the last part.

>>11096501

>she pulls down my pants to reveal my dick
>now I was super nervous the whle time and couldn’t get hard while we made out, but this intense pussy eating session made me go rock hard
>pheromones son. I could have drilled a hole in a brick wall with that stiff one
>she makes a sound ike „uh-huh“ or something, maybe she likes what she gets, this made me even more horny
>she sits on top of me and starts giving me a handjob
>shit she is GOOD
>nearly cum but then she stops, smiles and searches for a condom
>get a nice view of her ass, so no problem here
>finally she returns, I put on the condom and she mounts me
>fucking ensures
>I was so fucking glad I had jacked of before, because it was really really good
>she rides me and digs her nails into my chest
>end up turning her around and fucking her from behind, smacking that milky ass
>she comes again and very loud
>the sound of her orgasming and her tightening pussy push me over the edge and I come too
>spend the rest of the night chilling together, occaisionally touching each other and rewatching the episodes we missed while fucking like rabbits

This was up until then the hottest thing I ever did. As you can guess I am a socially awkward beta faggot (as one would guess on 4chan), but because she had this chill punk-like attitude it seems to have worked out. Back then sjws were only starting to rise and tumblr was not that big, so in hindsight I am glad that she was not like them.
Sadly we never did that again after that, even as I tried to push for a friends with benefits thing. She started fucking around, then dating someone else, then got super serious, dropped her alternative stuff altogether and moved out. As I was seeing another girl I also stopped seeing her, and so this is history now. But I still remember that situation from time to time and get horny as fuck.

Got one more if anyone is interested, but my other story is not necessarily hot but rather… bizarre. Really fucking bizarre.

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>>11096507
Do tell.

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>>11096592
will post it later that day. Need to go right now, will type the story out later.

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>>11096597
Oh alright, fine. GET HYPE

>>11095690
so underrated

>>11086660
>lies

>Be 33 yo me. My gf is 23 and crazy about sex.
>Be pretty much asleep.
>Gf says she's horny and that she will give herself a hand.
>Apparently (I don't recall this) I made some signs that she shouldn't, pointed at myself and then pointed on to my hard dick.
>Then she proceeds to ride my like there's no tomorrow.
>Next day I woke up and I ask her if we fucked because I had some images but didn't know if it was a dream or not (seems that I was in and out of the sleep)
>Then she tolds me the whole thing.

>MFW I was asleep and raped by my gf

>>11096507
I like bizarre

>>11075763
Give alcohol to and choke a girl less than half your age while fucking her

>Take a seat right there

>>11075763

>2016
>be 27 year old me
>I spent three months living in central paris
>living with a 38 year old American banker
>in his penthouse sweet rented for him by his bank
>acting as his female sex slave
>he paid for my clothes, my wigs, my breastforms, my expenses, everything.
>I spent every day as a woman - even when we went out or shopping or swimming.
>I am a very convincing in my role, I know how to disguise my slender physique.
>I bought clothes and lingerie from chanel, Louis vuitton, etc, amounting to thousands of euros.
>he didn't care. He paid me $5000 on the way home as a thank you.
>I loved the entire experience, it made me want to be his actual wife, leaving my lipstick around his thick Shaft every morning and being raped every night by this strong monster.

>be me
>making dang memes
>lol

>>11095418
>I lean forwards and lick the cum off her tits

fucking ruined

>>11075763
All the hate on this win. Fucking armchair psychologist's ruining this site.

>>11077801
Wow so unique. Why the fuck has reddit invaded this board

>>11096842
moar

>>11096507
>>11096592
>>11096597
>>11096616
>>11096716

Okay /gif/, I have returned. Never wrote any greentexts, but its starting to grow on me.
Anyway, every good story tells you something about the world and has some kind of „moral of the story“. While the moral of my last story simply was „alt girls used to be cool and enjoy the d very much“, this one is about bad life choices. Its slightly longer, but will get to dark places. Trust me.
>be me, 21
>inexperienced nerd loser that suffers from blue balls because first gf broke up with me about a year ago
>no big deal in hindsight, sex was boring most of the time
>anyway, decide to visit a music festival with some friends
>festivals are nice to get laid, even if you are an inexperienced nerd loser.
>camp out, drink, smoke some weed, good times
>get to know a girl that hung out with my friends
>very skinny, small tits (I seem to have a thing for this type even though my first gf had nice full c cups)
>small but firm and good looking ass
>blonde, curly hair, and the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen
>like steel, husky, ice blue
>something odd about this girl, but nevermind, it’s FESTIVAL TIME BITCHES!
>go to see a band that no one else really likes besides of her and me
>this could go somewhere… maybe
>pretty much filled with liquid courage (read: near wasted) so I make a move while we are both listening to the band and are standing in the crowd
>stand behind her and slowly start to feel her up, first hands on her hips, then on her ass
>she likes it. A lot.
>heavy make out session
>later that night she visits me in my tent, we both are still drunk as fuck
>no words, she simply pulled down my boxers and started blowing me in the dark
>didn’t cum though, too drunk
>fast forward, end of the festival. Everybody gets ready to leave but she walks up to me
>“So anon… was this just a festival thing or do we want to take it to another level?“

Cont.

>>11097532

>I’m nervous and something deep inside tells me to be careful
>but something down my pants tells me to bone her
>decisions, decisions…
>tell her that she could stop by at my place before she goes back home (she lived in another city two hours away from me)
>fast forward, we are at my place, its getting hot and heavy as soon as we hit the showers (because after a festival, you really NEED one)
>we didn’t shower together, so I let her clean herself. She walks out just wearing a towel, smiles at me and says its my turn
>I shower, get out also just wearing a towel. Go to my room
>she’s naked.
>lying on my bed, legs spread
>nice shaved pussy, dripping wet
>but holy fuck she IS skinny
>spookymrskellington.gif
>never mind, go for it
>I drop my towel, walk over to her, she smiles
>as I stand over her she grabs my cock and puts it in her mouth to suck me, get fully hard from the semi I already had in the shower
>meanwhile I’m fingering her, she moans with my cock in her mouth
>grab condom from my night stand
>gameon.webm
>I enter her in missionary, suddenly she lets out a fucking growl
>I kid you not, this was a wtf moment
>hey /x/, I fucked a werewolf lady lel
>anyway, sex ensures, sadly not that exciting as she barely moves and lets me do all the work
>can’t shake the feeling that something isn’t right with her, she also seems inexperienced as fuck
>she cums once, then suddenly as I am nearly about to cum she tells me to stop
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dino-
>nah, just kidding. She again sticks my cock into her mouth and starts to fucking deep throat me.
>never had that before in my life, felt SO fucking good
>I busted in like 20 seconds, filling her mouth with my cum, while those crazy blue eyes gazed up on me
>she opens her mouth, plays with my cum and SWALLOWS.
>I knew that from porn, but holy shit not from real life
>At this moment my dumb ass is in „love“.
>fast forward, we decide we should be together.

cont.

>>11097557

This is when shit slowly started to hit the fan.
>I find out VERY quickly what is wrong with her after she visited me two or three times
>Should have known it from her crazy staring eyes
>like a fucking dead deer, jesus christ
>anyway. She is borderline psychotic, manic depressive
>was a cutter too, just very sneakily concealed on her legs and places where scars don’t catch the eye
>dealing with her was so fucking hard, I can’t even begin to describe it
>plus she had been in an ultra conservative strictly religious family which fucked her up bad.
>sex with her goes to strange places
>makes me call her a fucking whore and a slut, likes to be choked while sucking my cock
>sounds good to you, and for me it was kind of hot too (guess my tendencies to bdsm stuff come from there), but if you knew the whole picture it was kind of fucked because she was really totaly broken
>fast forward a little, I decided that this shit had to end. I could’nt put up with her shit all the time, even when she was „normal“ she grew annoying, needy and extremely selfish
>except when it came to blowjobs, they always were gold
>call me what you will, judge me if you want. I don’t give a shit and you didn’t experience this shit.
>visit her in her city, wanted to break up but as I am a fucking beta faggot I can’t handle it right as I meet her
>that evening there was a party in a local club, and she wanted to go there with me and her friends
>and thats when things got really out of hand.
>arrive there, only strange people, fucked music, but the booze is cheap
>meet her two friends. Immediately shocked.
>The girl was fat. Like, landwhale size. I’m talking „i will swallow your soul, your body, your friends, family, dog AND a happy meal with a diet coke“ style.
>she wore fetish stuff, like a collar (I don’t know where they sell that stuff in her size) and a leather corset
>her boyfriend on the other hand was also fucked

trust me, it gets worse.
Cont.

>>11097568
>looked like the parody of a porn shop owner
>skinny, greasy long black hair and a fucking moustache
>Okay I say to myself. Anon, you’re in potentially hostile environment. Proceed with caution
>get wasted.
>In the end all four of us were drunk as fuck
>all night long the guy was all over his g fand also made strange references to me and my girl
>got really touchy
>he also mentions that he can take us home to his place
>accept because I am dumb, drunk, tired and the way to my girls place was way too long.
>arrive at a flat that actually is HUGE, but also fucked beyond imagination
>like crack hole fucked
>junk everywhere
>and dildos
>wat.
>I kid you not, everywhere was fetish stuff and dildos
>even. A. fucking. Pig. Mask.
>start to freak out a little
>guy explains. Not only does he LOOK like the parody of a sex shop owner, he actually IS one
>oh shit, I can see where this is going
>both oft hem start to undress in the hallway and suggest we join them
>my girl looks at me, and I just say „dude… I’m not experienced with that, I guess I’ll rather call it a night“. First smart decision
>wanted to be polite because I did not want to wake up being strangled to death
>actually wanted to say „GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU AIDS RIDDEN FREAK“
>but life is made out of little concessions
>He grins, now only in his boxers, and says we should follow him
>gives us a guest room to sleep in with a dirty mattress. My girl thinks everything is totally okay with the room.
>she just crashes on the mattress and starts to undress
>guy winks at me, then reaches behind him

cont for the end.

>>11097575

sorry for the long one here, shit just started to come back to me while I typed it out.

>he has the fucking pig mask in his hand.
>all of my wat
>in his other hand he holds two vibrators
>hands me the vibrators, says „make her squeal“
>turns around and says „fuck her from behind champ“ and leaves to fuck his landwhale
>I’m shellshocked, but girl wants sex
>end up toying her with the vibrators (lel, enjoy your stds) and getting blown
>cum all over her face
>can’t get it up again because drunk AND the sound of this guy banging his girl, I guess they tried to be extra loud
>pass out
>end up breaking up with her some days after because I jut couldn’t handle her and we just didn’t match
>surprisingly she had anticipated it and wasn’t that mad. Also no,she did NOT kill herself after that, which came to my big relieve


This was the most fucked up thing that ever happened to me sexually. Moral of the story: Never stick your dick in crazy.

>>11096842
Holy shit thats hot!

How did you even meet him in the first place? Asking for a friend.

>>11097578
Wow

Story about how I lost my virginity.
>just graduated hs 18 years old
>have really good friend who's girl
>developed feelings, tell her, and get friend zoned
>she leaves for military.
>she has younger kid sister about 16 at the time.
>We were friends too but not as close.
>younger sister is a bit of a slut everyone knows.
>younger gets pregnant by some guy >drops out of high school
>loose contact with both for some time.
>younger sister has kid and year passes.
>younger sister contacts me
>wants to chill she says no friends after having kid
>make plans to go over while her parents are out of town
>decide to watch movie in her parents room
>she puts baby to sleep
>movie starts and we ignore it and kinda just catch up
>get into deep convo about here older sister and my feelings
>lie and say I had actually liked younger sister whole time
>gets quiet and we're just kinda staring
>I can tell she likes the attention
>considering she has no friends
>tell her I kinda wanna kiss her
>she says then to do it
>start making out get instant boner
>My hands start to wander, start rubbing her body
>she's letting out whimpers
>put my hand down her pants and she's dripping wet
>slowly work off her pajama pants and panties
>fingering and making out ensues
>she pushes me down and straddles me
>boner is pushing through shorts against her pussy
>I work off my shorts and try inserting
>I have a hard time because virgin
>she reaches down and does it herself
>she then slams her pussy down to the base of my dick hard like she had been craving dick forever
>I'm kinda frozen not sure how to sex
>start thrusting she moans
>she then pushes me down while mounted and rides me like shes trying to brake a horse
>she is going crazy and wet as fuck moaning and all this goes on for about 30 minutes
>I'm about to finish and I kinda curl up while pushing her off
> she rolls off and is on her side twitching
This happens a few more times her sister still doesn't know

>>11096507
>Back then sjws were only starting to rise and tumblr was not that big, so in hindsight I am glad that she was not like them.
I MISS THOSE DAYS SO BADLY :'(
oh punk girls... I had a cyberpunk fuck buddy for a while and she's the only girl I've ever really missed fucking.
why? Two reasons
>her fucking ass
>and she was so casual and fun to fuck
>dear god that ass
>she was whitey white, blonde pubes and everything
>but that ass
>it was better than a black woman's ass
>she wasn't hourglass shaped
>she was better
>the curve of her hips had no contour into her waist, it was all round ass like an apple with a [insert straight sided common object] stuck in the top.
>but what really got me off was the crease at the top
>where her ass joined her thighs, there was a crease
>and where her ass joined her back, there was also a crease, along the top
>I've never seen another ass as good as hers since, not in porn or in person.
>and she fucked goooooood
>she knew how to ride and loved to fuck
>she was so much FUN to fuck aswell
>it was always casual and relaxed and super comfy
>we were so casual we even fucked once while watching anime
>she was the first girl I fucked bareback
>first girl I came inside of
>when I pulled out her pussy was a mess, dripping cum
>and doggy style, with that ass
>HNNNNNNG

i miss her so bad :(

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>>11097578
>NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.

>>11097019
glad you like, what can i say? I'm a kinky fucker.

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>>11100303
what happened to her?

>>11072979
Kek

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i read this greentext story on a google doc ages ago, it was about a teenage guy who goes to a party where he's the only male, at the start they're watching anime together and some of them get touchy, and at one point he fucks someone in a sleeping bag, can't really remember it all that well but if someone had the link to the google doc would make my year

>>11102415
who is this?

>>11102415
Storybro was his name, it was an /r9k/ greenext story from, I wanna say 2014-2015. Here's the WordPress:
https://storybroadventures.wordpress.com

>>11084614
reminder that you're out of place anywhere but in your ancestral sandniggerstan

>>11102573
thanks a lot man, much appreciated

>be 18 at the time
>girlfriend is 17
>her aunt owns a big inn by a lake so we decide to go up there for a couple of days
>tell her mother separate rooms
>aunt doesn't care
>in my room and we smoke some weed
>hear knock on door connecting the two rooms
>open the door and it's two girls, 16 and 18
>they say they smelled weed and if we shared our weed they'd share some wine that they have
>four of us crowd into my room
>start smoking and drinking
>drinking always made my gf horny so few minutes later we start making out on the bed with the other two girls there
>shortly after we start I can feel hands roaming around both my and my gf's body
>both girls are just touching anything they want
>seconds later my gf's shorts come off and the 18-year old is going down on my "straight" gf
>I start moving down and the 16-year old starts making out with my gf
>I start alternating between the 18-year old's mouth and my gf's pussy
>18-year old goes down on my, joined shortly after by her 16-year old friend
>gf back to making out with me
>all this started at 10:00 at night
>fucked the last girl around 3 in the morning
>came 5 times, the last one I think I shot blood out of my cock
(to be 18 again)
>wake up around 7 in the morning with three naked teen-age girls in my bed

other than a MMM I had much later it was the only time I've had multiple partners or came so many times in one night.

>>11099487
He was a coworker for a long time, but then he got promoted while i switched jobs. We met up in paris and discussed it three months in advance. I knew that I would have enough money when I got back to start a new job - so I went for it.

>>11103343
>MMM

Lol you're gay

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>>11096842
mmmmm sounds delicious - how did his semen taste? I always find it tastes sweeter with alpha males.

Who is the girl in the first post? Name? Sauce?

>>11103343
the dream

> Be Senior in High School
> Dad has already cock-blocked me once when I was 16
> NOT THIS TIME, DAD!
> Girl, A, is my age and HUGE tits (she got breast reduction surgery shortly after this due to back problems)
> We start to hit it off because I was getting lonely and wanted some
> Invite her to Basshunter concert with some friends
> Night is surreal, we dance the entire time, she brushes her hand on my cock over my pants multiple times while we make out
> Return back home, but parents are there waiting and tell me to say goodnight to A
> fuck....
> Invite her over for dinner with my family
> After dinner, her and I are upstairs watching TV, but really just making out with sound covering up what we're doing
> She shoves her hand down my pants and start giving me a handjob
> "Anon, don't you have that team lacrosse thing tonight?"
> OH FUCK!
> "Sorry A, I completely forgot about this team thing. I gotta go." (It was team laser tag...it was kind of awesome, but I missed out on fucking...yeah sometimes you're just fucking stupid)
> 3rd times the charm right?
> Invite A over to my place after school since I didn't have practice
> Only Mom home who is surprisingly trusting, but still watchful
> A shoves her hand down my pants again while we're making out
> THIS IS IT!
> She pulls down my pants and boxers and begins to jerk me off
> I never stop her or change positions or make a move
> I just let her jerk me off till I cum


Could have fucked her because she even took her own panties off, but I was too focused on getting my dick serviced to notice the lead. I was fucking stupid in High School. Always attached to A's friend N who I had always had a crush on (we had previously broken up after 2 weeks of straight blowjob/eating out)

That summer I got to Italy with some friends and finally lose my virginity to some chick from the Czech Republic on vacation as well. Ever since then it's been smooth sailing until I moved to FL.

>>11103343
you gotta post a pic of yourself, like are you an 10/10, lucky, or just charming as fuck?

Kek at retard who couldn't greentext after 6 attempts

>>11072817
you're so much aids

>>11072939
moral of the story
> fuck with me and i act like an autistic virgin in front of your daughter until she has to practically rape me
you moron

> Now this is the story all about how
> My life got flipped, turned upside down
> And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
> I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

> In west Philadelphia born and raised
> On the playground where I spent most of my days
> Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
> And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
> When a couple of guys who were up to no good
> Started making trouble in my neighborhood
> I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
> And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
> I begged and pleaded with her the other day
> But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
> She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
> I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it

> First class, yo this is bad,
> Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
> Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
> Hm this might be alright!

> I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
> License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
> If anything I could say that this cab was rare
> But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air
> I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
> And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
> Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
> To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

>had sex for the first time in 1995 after graduating from basic training
>...meh
>had sex a few more times
>had sex for the last time in 1996
>no ragerts

>>11102573
The fucking tears and cum that story made me release from my body left me with a salt deficiency. I love and hate that man.

>be in foreign country for school trip
>hot waif chick from another school wants the d
>her: what room are you staying in im in room ###
>"oh idk i havnt got my assignment yet"
>her: oh you should come up to mine im in room ###
>ok ill see you in 20 min
>15 min later forget what room shes in
>she never talks to me again for the entire trip

fug

>i have lots of stories like this rip

>>11072224
>13 when it started
>dad had been gone for 3 years - not coming back
>mom had a few bfs during that time but nothing that stuck
>worked as a nurse so most week nights she was gone
>spent most her out weekend nights with gfs getting drunk & coming home late
>one night in july I hear her coming home after midnight
>she stands in the doorway to my room but I dont turn around - want her to think that Im sleeping dunno why
>spoons me, holds me tight and cries - smell of wine & dissipating chanel no 5 - her favorite
>fast forward a month she comes home drunk a saturday night and gets into my bed again
>apologizes for waking me, cries some more & slurs about how Im the only good man in her life - I'm almost 14...
>for the next weeks or so this happens more and more often
>she talks, always drunk, about how I'm the only real man in her life
>one night around christmas she comes home drunk again
>same ol' story - gets in my bed, crying, hugging tight, whispering the same stuff as before
>with a difference this time - she slips her hand into my pants
>nothing else - just her hand on my dick - she falls asleep - I move her hand & fall asleep as well
>things change after that - she's normal when sober but every weekend things go a little further
>she wears less and less every time she gets in bed, more touching, more talking about how I'm the only dependable man & I need to take responsibility

>>11107887
>a few days after 16th birthday she comes home after friday night out with the girls
>I'm still up watching some scary movie with people who turn into cats...or maybe the other way around dont remember
>she kisses me on the cheek & goes to take a shower
>comes back with only a towel - stands in front of the tv & lets it drop
>she's slender & tall, hips wider than her waist & her auburn hair ending just below her shoulders
>fairly flat stomach with a white, almost invisible c section scar
>walks up to me & takes off my shorts, sits down on me & I slip into her and thats it, first time right there
>this continues ever more frequently over the next year
>even during weekdays when she's not drunk - we've passed a line of acceptance it seems so she doesnt need her drunk self to justify it
>eventually she meets a guy, lawyer, no kids, stable, dependable
>our relationship continues a while longer but not much
>completely over by the time Im 18
>theyre married now, got a baby sister, all happy by all accounts
>dont know how or if its fucked me up but its not something I go around thinking overly much about
>got my own girlfriend, job etc and I still go home once a week - we're normal for all intents & purposes, doubt anyone suspects a thing

>>11107707
I agree the sex act only is often disappointing...
But finally getting to fuck the slut you're dating is pure mental happiness !

>>11081005
>>Being this SJW

>>11076131
top kek

>me
>girl
>chill
>nice
>accident
>nipple
>boner
>notice
>horny?
>yes
>sex?
>yes
>naked
>pretty
>peepee
>girl peepee
>combine
>yes
>slow
>faster
>conclusion
>soft
>talk
>hard
>combine
>repeat
>conclusion
>happy

>>11107431
>you gotta post a pic of yourself, like are you an 10/10, lucky, or just charming as fuck?
Just average. Actually below average back then. But had weed and three high/drunk girls so that got me up to being an 8/10.

Trust me, in the morning I was back down to average.

>>11108415
you, sir, know how to greentext

>>11086660
Aaaaaaaand
>underage b&

>>11107887
>>11107894
Dude wtf! Is this pasta or are you legit because that's some fucked up events.

>>11077308
Sex is overrated.
Read books and learn new things
Eat healthy and exercise
Do what you love and be happy

>>11076131
Kek

>>11096755
>Take a seat right there, please
>Okay
>So, anon, you've been fucking a 19-year-old, a girl literally less than half you age, is that correct?
>Yes
>Nice, high five

>>11072224
Name of girl? I saved a few vids from old thread but i didnt get name.

>>11108415
>girl peepee
Kek

>be 24
>be two weeks ago
>go on holiday
>forget condoms
>arrive at campsite
>neighbors are 3 girls, all are nice but one is hot
>blonde, fit, 'normal' boobs i guess but nice ass
>other neighbor is mega beta
>he starts being around them the whole time and chatting with them etc. hes obviously into hot neighbor
>i had had my fill already with another girl (she had her own protection) so im just snickering from the sidelines not getting involved and rooting for the guy
>her last night comes around
>wants all of us to join in her goodbye party at a little lake 5 min walk from our camp
>oblige
>beta boy gets the three of em drunk with rum
>hot girl starts to 'get offended' by whatever i say
>uses this as n excuse to playfight me
>doesnt wrestle tho, shes fucking kicking and shit
>turns out she's been doing taekwondo all her life, full contact competitions and everything
>she's still about 30kg lighter and 20cm shorter than me so no way shes taking me down but she was really getting into it and rough af
>so i get a little rougher
>loves it when i throw her around
>this is getting interesting
>other girl i had been with gets jealous at this point but is a real sport about it and just takes off no drama whatsoever
>bigguptoya
>eventually i had enough but she keeps on going and i got annoyed
>tell her to quit it because she's fucking annoying
>turns into a little girl really apologetic and touching my arm and softly hugging me, giving me the puppy eyes n stuff
>im a bit weirded out but its strangely exciting too
>we go n sit at a fire with the others
>she grabs my hand and puts it on her butt
>ohkay
>feel bit bad for beta boy but goddamn thats a fine ass
>im rubbing her ass while everyone esle goes to pass out
>its me her and poor beta boy
>beta cockblocking the hell out of the situation -who can blame him
>i say lets call it
>we drop beta off at his tent, we go walk a little further
>start making out
>she biting my earlobes and putting her nails in my back
cont.?

>>11108763
You do realize he never said he was 15 at the moment? retard

>>11109583
yes

Fucked an asian chick about three days ago now.

>Matched with her on Tinder
>Filipino, short, 7/10 face, perky ass, slim thicc, not fat. Overall 7.5/10
>Start chatting on tinder, nothing exciting, she didnt seem too interested.
>Ask for her Snapchat
>We talk on Sc for like 2 weeks, again nothing that exciting, fail at trying to get to sex talk.
>Starts sending me pics of her in bed, she's got great tits. Really want to bang her now
>I say "Stop sending those pics or i might have to come over and fuck you". It was kinda a last ditch effort to get her horny.
>"You're naughty haha, I have a free house on saturday".
>Now I'm diamonds
>She sends me her address, 50 miles away, I have a car so no biggie.
>Sat comes, I get to hers at 10 pm
>Brings me up to her room, she's super shy. So shy that she doesn't even like me looking at her.
>Smalltalk, I'm generally pretty good at getting rid of awkward situations. We get talking about movies / music etc.
>She's less shy now, she flicked her hair and it hit my face, smells amazing.
>Start play fighting, trying to rub my leg aginst her pussy
>She moans a bit
>Diamonds.exe
>Kiss her
>Making out now, she's not great but im focusing on getting my hands on her pussy more than kissing her.
>Rubbing her pussy over the shorts she has on, tell her to take them off
>Pull her panties to the side while making out.
>Perfect pussy, wetter than the fucking ocean
>Fingerfucking her now, she's going crazy for it.
>She whips out my dick and ties her hair up
>Slobbers all over my cock, starts jacking me off.
>Holy shit amazing hand job
>Starts blowing me, going super deep
>HNNNNNNGGGGG
>Flip her over on her back ready for missionary.
>Now, my dick is 6 inches, pretty average.
>Slide it in and hit her fucking cervix... apparently she's one of those girls with a super shallow pussy.
>Feels amazing, Litterally smashing her cervix
>"OMG your dick is so big". This gets me off hard
>Fuck her hard in Many positions.

Gonna meet her again soon, cant wait

>>11109583
cont.
>we're really getting into it now
>clothes are coming off
>she starts sucking me off
>feels like fucking a pencil sharpener
>"i said suck the madafaka, youre biting n shit!"
>she starts sucking super hard
>feels like the head is gonna explode
fuck the bj
>tell her i wanna fuck but got no condoms
>tells me she got no protection either
>"ill just pull out when im about to blow"
great plan....
anyways >we fuck, its hotter than the Vesuvius
>shes pinching her nipples while im rubbing her clit and fucking her missionary
>im fuck her doggystlye, SMACKING that ass cus she'd been a very bad girl
dododododooo im loving it
>then she's on top riding like she wants to rip my dick off and smash my balls to bits
>i put my finger on her asshole
>(surprisingly) she loves it
>i love it too
>not far from coming but too engaged so i 'concentrate on my breathing' like they do in yoga class and keep going
>she senses im not far from coming
>tells me she wants me to come inside
>tell fuck no im not having a kid
>"i want you to come in my ass"
holyjesus.exe
>nearly blow my load straight away
>we get in doggy position again
>her anus was slippery as a freshly dressed salad due to the prior vaginal intercourse which made that insertion was only hindered by the tightness of her anal cavity
>boy she was tight
feelsgoodman
>recommend/10 (if you dont mind some shit on you dick that is....)
>she keeps yelling variations of "come in my ass" until i do
>blast so hard i need a minute to reboot
after the dust has settled
>realize i have to get tested now
>realize i have massive marks from her nails on my back
>realize she went through the top skin layer of my dick with her teeth
>realize i HAVE TO get tested now
>realize everyone on campsite could hear us
>realize she could still get preggers from precum >realize i make terrible decisions when drunk
>realize that all doesnt matter
>had sex

but for real i still havent tested....
>call tomorrow

>>11109623
asians man. i fingered an asian girl once and i could feel it.
too bad i never got to fuck her, good for you man!

>>11109796
Enjoy your aids, you disgusting freak!

>>11109838
and i hope you enjoyed my story! thanks for your concern

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>be 19/20
>unlucky with the ladies
>naive, a little awkward that is all
>first real sexual experience besides making out
>when I was younger I had tight foreskin
>can pull it back by now but it's still a little inflexible
>fucking gf doggy
>she pushes back on my cock
>ow.jpeg
>pull dick out
>blood everywhere
>turns out she pulled my foreskin too far back
>torn the ligament that connects the foreskin to the penis
>it doesn't hurt
>i'm in total shock
>bandage cock up and use a lot of tape to keep pressure on it
>no longer a virgin tho

> married in my lower 30's to an amazing and beautiful women
> meet up with ex co worker who is 23 cute and petite get dinner and catch up. we always been on good terms and friends
> she kept on saying that my wife is beautiful and I hinted at 3some
> her eyes light up and we started to talk about the details about her coming over and spending the weekend with us
> tell wife and she asked to see more photos of her and it was all set
> pick a weekend and pick her up one city over
> we go out for a nice dinner, drinks, and we started to all kiss each other
> the girl screams in being nervous when we both are on her she was over stimulated so we took it slow
> after the clothes came off she was like a hyper little spider monkey (white girl blonde)
> one of the best 3somes ever the wife and I had

The other good 3some was with this girl we met on Tinder who was a MMA fighter (non pro). She had so much fucking energy and can get in certain positions

>first year university
>17, virgin
>we have a party in our room on residence
>my caveman roommate punches through reinforced glass window of the fire exit
>blood everywhere, huge wounds in his forearm
>take him to hospital
>qt jewess I had been talking to all night comes with
>caveman goes in to get stiches
>me and jewess have fun in hospital waiting room, talking and riding wheelchairs still drunk
>we all get back to residence, its like 3am, party is over
>caveman passes out in his room (double room)
>jewess saying things like she should probably call one of the girls to see if they're up (she lived off campus)
>this is it anon make your move
>"y-you can just sleep here I don't mind"
>she agrees immediately
>takes her pants off
>takes her bra off under her shirt, gets in my bed wearing only her tshirt
>can see her nipples through the shirt
>I'm rock hard, jewesses are my weakness
>take a pillow and blanket and sleep on the floor beside the bed
>she leaves in the morning

>>11072979
This is good

>>11109959
I believe you
This story hurt me. Same guy who made >>11109946 Always had 3somes some reason but some failed one

>two hot latina girls wanna crash at my place after partying
> they both crawl in bed with me
>panties and braw all joking around and flirting with me
> one of them just knocks out in bed and falls alspee
>her friend kept on rubbing and touching me a lot
>cuddle with the sleeping girl (I was in the middle between them two)
> the other girl started to like 'dry hump me' in like....whats up but super slowly.
> time flew by quickly and it was morning
> they leave

That was my shot. But it was okay. That was the foundation of failure to allow me to have more 3somes in the future. I was like 18- 19yr at the time.

>>11108710
ha, nice man. well played

>>11072975
>>11073118
>>11080683
>people who like tasting cum

>>11110000

double quads but

What happened to that giant google drive "Emm Green Text"? It was a incest thing after two kids who ran from abusive parents

>>11110000
holy shit.. the gods favor me today.

>>11110000

dubquints?

>>11110238

quats

>>11102415
Give me the source please

>>11110245
qhuwats?

>>11110000
oh wow

>>11102573
I remember binging all his content last year, do you know any others like him?

The story of button was also great and of course tasha's brother.

>>11076818
Hypnotic.

>>11075456
Probably the most realistic greentext yet

>>11077308
Wow, like 6-7 times. She really pounded it down. I assume some kind of degrading sex preceded it or followed.

>Never had sex.

Sex is great, bro. But it's not the be-all, end-all of humanity. Learn to be humble and have genuine relationships. Find someone you like to be around and let it lead to being together if it's what happens. Don't try to force life.

Most couples don't last because they hook up on image alone, they're not honest with each other and try to live a facade instead of their real selves. Hot chicks like you see in porn are few and far between and you only see them fucking naked, not premenstrual, gassy, pissed off, and bitchy. You need to accept that you're gonna get both.

My girl has a 4/10 face and an 8/10 body. She's also funny, smart, makes good money, cooks well, and is great in bed. I'll keep her.

You can only fuck for so long anyways, what are you gonna do with her after that hour or so? Jump from girl to girl, spending your whole life chasing strange? Or find someone who's mouth does a lot more than suck dick? Don't sweat it, anon.

>>11080340
Spot on, old chap.

>>11081419
rip. reminder to other virgins, if you're jacking it every day, this will probably happen to you

>Sex is great, bro. But it's not the be-all, end-all of humanity.

It is LITERALLY the be-all and end-all of humanity. Unless you reproduce asexually. Freak.

>>11086062
god fucking dammit. im getting flashbacks of all the autistic moments i had in my teens because of this.

>>11107697
Amazing read.

10/10 would read again.

>>11110616
Sex in the recreational and relationship sense, jackass.

Way to be super literal.

>be me about 22 had just got out of long relationship.
>single for about 6 months haven't fucked since breakup.
>decide to play "could have been and talk to girls I graduated with.
>remember one girl I talked to in hs and think why not try.
>really hit if off make plans to hang out later that week.
>we meet and she's the same shirt kinda chubby and wears black and always a skirt. She's kinda a goth chick.
>We hang out twice before I make a move but she doesn't resist. She's a slut i can tell.
>typical stuff I finger blast her and she gives me a handy.
>decide to go all the way, so take her to park by the water (gulf of mexico)
>we go in back seat and I lift her legs over my shoulders and plow her for an hour or so.
>kinda loose but fuck it, it had been forever.
>she begs me to cum on her so I pull out and cum on her stomach and face. She loves it.
> this happens one more time then she starts calling me babe and shit so I blow her off.
>she stained my seats but I got to nut so whatever.
After this she blew up my phone saying missed me, I just left her alone. I found out I wasn't the only one that did this she was what you might call a "practice girl"

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>>11110574
>tfw you've had this happen to you a bunch of times, have had sporadic bits of sex but can't maintain an erection for more than a couple of mins