Shit That Is 1000000% Guaranteed To Get A Reaction

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>>11051480
I've seen that movie, it's great.

>>11051480
I don't get this one

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>>11051492

>>11051494
You fucked up the thread

>>11051498
k

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>>11051529

>>11051495
white chick and white dude are a couple and black dude and asian chick are.
white dude commits double cuckoldry by sexing asian chick after he finds his wife getting BLACKED.

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>>11051532

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>>11051538

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>>11051489
'oooh dank yooo'
classic

>>11051534
hot

>>11051510
bear grylls?

>>11051476
the reactions are priceless
im dying here kek

>>11051966
Yeah after he got tired of drinking piss he went on to model for japanese art students

>>11051476
if this would be reversed the "main character" of this webm would be in jail

movie ?

>>11052025
depends if the guy is good looking
the equivalent of the girl

>>11051476
i wouldnt be mad, cause you know, shes hot.

>>11051486
>season 5
As if.

>>11051486
Ahahaaha boi I love this shit

>>11051561
>death of a wizard

>>11052066
ded.

>>11051476

Someone's jaw would be broken.

These guys are probably actors honestly.

XDDDD Youtube prankers.

>>11051476
SOURCE

>>11052025
but our president said to grab'em by the pussy though

>>11052049
this.
If she was a tumblr whale, or a bull dyke feminist, then it would be different.

Then again her grabs are not gentle.

>>11052066
lol, took me a sec to realize what was happening.
priceless.

>>11051476
rape culture

>>11052141
No he didn't. stop spreading propaganda.

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Peeing-at-the-grocery-31609092

>>11051497
Sauce

>>11052066
dick slap

>>11052123
*grand wizard

>>11052167
Lol it's literally on video. Try harder Boris.

>>11051534
Source?

>>11052161
I showed this to one of my non-degenerate friends and had to explain it to him. His complete befuddlement was even funnier than the webm.

>>11052199
>how can he slap

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>>11051476
No fooling, there was this girl back in middle school that did this to me, so I grabbed her tit. We just wound up swatting each other away and getting angry.

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>>11051486
Its season THEN episode you fucking normies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11051497
New it trailer looks great.

>>11052066
Did it break?

>>11052442
In high school this big titted mexican chick grabbed my dick out of the blue, so I put my hand down her shirt. I mean you cant just walk around with your tits half out and grab dick and not expect retaliation. She didn't mind, she was fat though so I wasn't all that into it at the time.

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>>11052449
who the fuck says so? you? dumb cunt

>>11051476
why the fuck no one has beaten the shit ouf of that rapist cunt?

why does this woman think its acceptable to molest people

>>11051997
And after Japanese art modelling he did Japanese porn modelling and was back to drinking piss

>>11052066
lmao

>>11051476
And they say the US isnt a 3rd world country

>>11052566
it's Puerto Rico retard

>>11052540
>>11052531
fuck you cunts are gay

>>11052374
Movie is called Adulterers

>>11052066
That's the best thing I've seen in years!

>>11052585
Same shit

>>11051476
imagine if a guy did this lmao, nigger would be in jail faster than he could blink

>>11052066
You never know when wall snakes will attack. This man's expert reaction likely saved his life.

>>11051510
Plot twist: they are all boys

>>11051494
Movie name

>>11051489
>>11051491

Anyone have sauce on this?

>>11052025
yea..... mostly because that's how men and women work- tho.

>>11052123
LOL

>>11052317
He said it in the same way as someone would say "Grab him by the balls"
It's slang for total control.

>>11051476
Until she grabs someone who's underage then she gets put on a list and her life gets ruined by the media.

>>11053141
> shit skin
> woman's life gets ruined by media

keep trying.

>>11053065
I don't have sauce, but the actress is Asami Yuma.

>>11052626
Nah, in Puerto Rico, no one cares if you're Mexican.

>>11053141

Found the registered sex offender

>>11052317
It also literally says "they let you," implying consent. Now fuck off you dumb cunt, theres an unbeaten dead horse out there waiting for you.

>>11052195
Private Teacher (1979)

>>11051486

>good anime past season 1
>any anime past season 2

>>11052793
kek

>>11053199

Thanks senpai, that's all i needed!

Here's what i found:
http://pron.tv/l/DV1166-/o334rc3z
https://www.reddit.com/r/JavDownloadCenter/comments/43tr5v/dv1166_learning_english_conversation_in_bed_sd/

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>>11051532
that`s a hooker

>>11051476
>sexual harrasment is funny if women do it
classic

>>11051476
yet not one of them reached for a handful of dat ass. fake AF

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>>11051482
Morgan Lee is so hot

>>11053542
id pay

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>>11051491
This is strangely adorable in a way that is rare in pornography

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>>11052528
How about logic?
Because when you have multiple scales of measurement for the same system it makes more sense to start with the largest and then become more specific, so that all the necessary information you might need to identify something is easily read?

Also while I'm at it, fuck you American calendar dating system.

Also also, I don't know what this .webm is.

>>11051476
This is a staged video.

>>11052066
the sound fucking slays me

>>11052066
HAAAAAA-DICK-EN!

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Beverly Hills Cock

>>11053734
This bitch needs to realise that being to tight on a dick in her ass is worse than being not tight enough.

Either that or she needs to train her ass out further than she already has.

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>>11053846
Kek !

>>11051476
>still not asking for it

>>11052123
Topkek
RIP gandalf

>>11053143
What game is this?

>>11051476
This is definitely staged, realistically at least one of those guys would have ended up raping her.

>>11051486
They couldn't even find a hentai with a bathroom blowjob scene or something? Who the fuck says "my anime"? Or any "my [insert media]"

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>>11051539
I'm 100% sure that's a fucking man

>>11053655
I fucking knew there was going to be some fuck bringing up the "adorable" meme. *Rage*

>>11051492
>Youre getting your cock sucked kid.

This is our generation's
"Frankly my dear I dont give a damn"

>>11053747
Brilliant work, Holmes! Now get back to shining my balls.

>>11054128
I see no Adam's apple. And honestly, I'd take the risk
>>11054140
>*rage*
*cringe*

>>11054004
I think its defcon

>>11051489
>big chest
>for you

>>11051497
that fucking clown insert

>>11052066
holy shit. im dead.

>>11052051
It happens.

>>11051476
If that happened to people in a crowded room with me in there I would be the only guy to be skipped.

>>11053542
>>11054128
it's neither a man nor a hooker, people have found her facebook and ig; it's just a regular ass australian girl

>>11053245
>>11052195

Private Teacher 1983*

>>11054140
What is the "adorable meme"?

>>11052066
kek

>>11054504
Welp, I came to fap but now I'm laughing too hard. Guess I'll do something better with my time.
Thanks for the laugh.

>>11051561
"noooo.. no"
*potato drop*
I lose every time.

>>11054004
>>11054214
Shadow President

>>11054436

That's actually an ouroboros

>>11051510
I find it funny how female reactions to male bodies is either sheer horror as if they commited a crime or horny curiosity

>>11054726

>Reality Tv shows

>Real reactions

Choose one

>>11051480
Hottest scene ever

>>11051489
way too cute

>>11051532
DOES NOBODY SEE THOSE YEEZY'S?

>>11052555
Underrated.

>>11054726
Have you seen how skinny and out of shape japenese people are is unrealistic.Of course they'll be surbrise

>>11053235
>implying

Your balls are as sterile as your mind. You will die without ever having done something of import to anyone.

>>11054504
that madness ass bongo at the end priceless

>>11052939
I've spent like the last hour looking for it- its adulterers

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>>11054549
link me breh

>>11054846
How about export?

>>11054786
Yer a cunt

>>11051480
Most realistic thing is that they chose an asian woman for that role. Asian woman can be hot as fuck but they are fucking heartless i tell u. Same goes for brazilian actually.

>>11052025
no shit faggot

>>11051480
Ssuce?

>>11054504
Every damn time.

>>11051497
Sauce plz

>>11051539
Sauce plz

>>11052066
holy fuck lost so hard

>>11051534
what the fuck

>>11054273
Ha!

>>11051476
There is a Presidente beer freezer in the back in the grocery shop, I think this is Dominican Rep

>>11055167
im an importer/exporter

>>11055301
every fucking time

>>11055166
why you creepy little faggot?

>>11053542
Then she hooked me up

>>11054436
Not gay

>>11055406
Why is this the third shit knock webm i've seen in a single hour

>>11053734
No what you're suffering from is autism. If you were using actual logic you would come to the conclusion that measurement, like language, is completely arbitrary. As long as it's standardized one is as good as the other.

>>11055301
>>11055406
I am immune to this sound now.

Also, >>11055406
no penis. I am disappoint.

>>11055406
Hearing this shit with Sennheiser 558's actually made jump out of my chair

>>11052066
Oh God, my sides
10/10

>>11055211
=.=
really, that's your actual model of reality?

>>11055453
why

>>11055301
jesus fucking christ

>>11053948
Is that Emily Clarke?

>>11053143
What's this game called?

>>11055497
Are you fucking retarded? 2 people have already said it.

>>11051491
Fucking he'll this is hot

>>11052066
my sides have hit orbit

>>11054100
you should go complain to the studio

>>11053065
https://m.spankbang.com/ppdx/play/yuma+asami+learn+english/480p/

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>>11051482
>when your gf likes anime and you outgrew it at 18 and she makes you watch it with her

>>11055453
Oh man, that looks like fun

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>>11051529
what's her ig

>>11051510
This guy looks like shit though wtf

I want an actual muscle man

>>11051489
this kills the beta

>>11052066
>touched it with his bare hand
fag

>>11055444
wtf i have the same headphones

>>11055633
>Said a 300lbs fat cunt

>>11055520
Maybe I will!

>>11052066
I lost my fucking hard on

>>11055321
because I want to see her tits

>>11052066
haha posting the same webm everyday make it like super funny epic win bro!

>>11055453
AHHH

>>11055321
Because this is 4chan and no one gives a fuck about your sense of morality. Do it.

>>11055440
Fucking fag

>>11054700

>>11054140
We don't know this meme, please help us, senpai

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k

>>11054504
Wow, I guess selling psychiatric consults for five cents wasn't cutting it any more.

>>11052066
Fucking lost to this man, I haven't laughed like this in years the way this man smacks that penis looked like that one snake pit guy

>>11051480
james olsen from supergirl

>>11055165
>you're really great baby
He was a perfect gentleman to her after all

>>11055593
Watch hentai together

>>11054726

its a reaction to a giant foreigner. You should see how they react to niggers.


There was this black dude who went there on a teach english program, stayed, married a local etc. He used to talk about how one time he went up an escalator and a women at the top took one look at him and ran away screaming.

>>11051486
this is getting too self-aware

>>11055444
>HEY EVERYONE I USE SENNHEISERS AM I COOL YET?

no

>>11051476
>not one of them blew their rape whistles
We need to end this systemic injustice against males. Do not be afraid to speak up.

>>11056070
You are tiresome.

>>11052750
A second later and that snake would've spit hot sticky venom at him

>>11051561
im gonna need some sauce

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>>11053960
here's another one
he's a pretty big meme in the Netherlands
https://youtu.be/1TEKU_f4bGc

>>11055092
Thanks

>>11056091
jesus christ

>>11054153
>Frankly m'dear, i don't geer damn

>>11054273
fuck sake, i came here to cum not to laugh

>>11055301
COCKSUCKER

I'M ALONE AT HOME YOU MOTHER FUCKER I JUST ABOUT HAD A HEART ATTACK

>>11054486
>>>/r9k/

>>11055955
I'm a manlet and this webm is still fucking hilarious. When will we learn?

>>11052528

lost

>>11055633
He looks better than most of those wandering balloons to be honest

>>11052066
>5% pleasure
>50% pain
>And a 100% reason not to do it again

>>11052528
>hold my beer

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>>11056062

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>>11053948
She would suck in a fight.

>>11055301
>>11055406
Jokes on you, my door is open and my computer screen faces away from it

>>11055453
It's a bit harder than that to bite off a penis.

>>11051480
What movie?

>>11054436
Sauce?

>>11056411
How do you know ?

>>11053076
I disagree with you because that notion is retarded.

>>11056091
casey neistat

>>11056390
How would you know, fag?

>>11051497
"Aunt Diane" is on some good drugs in this scene.

>>11055301
Jokes on you, I like it when people walk in on me jerking it. You only made me harder.

>>11055301
Muthafucka....
I have a door to each side of me, I haven't fucking shit myself like that in years.

>>11051476
alright something needs to be done about this toxic femininity

>>11051489
>>11051491
Since when did James Franco star in jav?

>>11053948
when feminists ask what you mean by "hitting like a girl"

>>11055301
u cunt ahhaha

>>11051476
Those poor innocent men! Being publicly assaulted and abused just for some silly video prank! Disgusting!

>>11054786
Nobody cares. You are cancer.

>>11051534
>that dude
>white
Kek, nice try beaner

>>11056866
Sexual harassment is gender + privilege, shitloard.

>>11057027
If a bloke did this to a chick, life ruined

>>11057067
Duh, that's because men are rapists.

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>>11052025

and that is how it's supposed to be, that's what we call gender roles and what stupid cunt femnazis try to get rid of.

>>11052066
I shall need your details to send you an invoice for replacement sides, as mine have left the solar system

>>11054436
i am 100% not gay but will need source for data purposes

>>11055444
Broke ass bitch

>>11056066
Yes,yes he is

>>11053846

I love Sarah Young so much

>>11056091
>that on command rip tho

>>11056659
>Not an actual turkey

Am disappoint

>>11052066
gorey_hole.webm

>>11051561
Somebody needs to animate this

>>11053948
fuck her feet look really nice, i want them in my face

>>11055301
Heh jokes on you i seek out door knocks and blowjobs
>thats my fetish

>>11053076
When/where have you heard this slang? I'm not bashing DJ but it seems clear, to me at least, that he was discussing literally grabbing pussies

>>11052066
That's why you always take a pair of scissors with you to public bathrooms.

>>11056374
Old but gold.

>>11052045
Yep, you never hear the SJWs bitch about the advantageous inequalities.

>>11052066
oof

>>11055593
When your gf likes movies but you outgrew them at 18 and she makes you watch them with her

>>11058091
At least it's not Princess Bride for the 100th time.

>>11056091
Casey Neistat?

>>11054726
It works both ways mate. Compare it to seeing the naked body of a woman you find incredibly unattractive

>>11051476
As always, I'm disappointed not a single one thought about grabbing her hand and holding it down.

>>11051492
Dianne has the acting style of ten year old Dakota Fanning

>>11056091
is that casey neistat?

>>11052049
I presume any man, regardless of how the girl looked, would react to that with bemusement

>>11052025
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>>11053557
wow, what a thoughtful and original comment.

>>11059216
Fuck off

>>11059247
not my proudest fap desu

>>11059216
kys

>>11059216
nice meme

>>11051497
jesus that clown

>>11055301
is that poppy?

>>11059359
Jesus, I thought it was a "you're seeing the kid standing behind him" trick, but the fucker can actually twist his neck that far.

>>11053948
>two white knights come to her rescue

>>11059216
Well, here's your reaction

>>11057400
> All those fucking watermarks
jesus christ

>>11059359
how is that little negro not fucking dead?

>>11055211

Brazilians are great fuck, they do anything, but they are huge bitches to

>>11051476
Now imagine this but reverse the roles
(Man grabbing random vaginas)

>>11059742
>trump.webm

>>11054504
Cocaine

>>11054140
turbovirgin detected

>>11052531
This is why women hate you

>>11059363
sleep tight lil pupper

>>11051497
was not aware this was a ylyl thread

>>11056853
need sauce on that

>>11054128
no adams apple

>>11054504
Looking for his big break

>>11059351
lol!!!!

>>11055301
I have 2 doors on each side of me and the knock is perfectly sync on each of my door. This shit is scary good

>>11051476
>my body, my choice
it's her body so she has the right to go around grabbing penises as a prank

>>11055301
That got me tweaking hard man. Here I am with my turtle beach headphones on fapping on full volume, when fucking I hear this knock at what I think is the front door. I think it's my psycho neighbor, so I grab my 12 gauge and sneak to my front door (pants around my hips) and slowly look out the window of my door.
Nobody.jpeg
>go back and sit at my computer
>read comments
>yougavemeaspook

>>11056653
what is the name of this wonderful product

>>11051561
Sauce

>>11059247
story???

>>11060288
cartel i think. it's on reddit somewhere.

>>11060076
hits home to close

>>11060294
no wonder most of the ex-narcos become crazy, i live in mexico and most of the narcos are litteral junkies, the ones that don't die, get crazy.

>>11051476
The guy at the end in the camo pants' face!
Sees his buddys all get a grab and thinks "Oh shit nigga, am I gonna get one?"
Them it happens.
"Yes"

>>11055165
What's her name

>>11060076

Link dude?

>>11054486
this is the best post in the entire thread

>>11054700
this comment destroyed me

>>11059351
quackjob.webm

>>11055431
I wonder if this is the arguement people made when they didn't want to change from the Roman calender?

>>11051492
sauce on full vid?

>>11061746

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>>11056091
That's a grown man's fart

>>11058091
When your gf likes breathing and you outgrew it at 18 and she makes you do it with her

>>11055301
Lmao that's REALLY good. I thought something was in my walls.

>>11051510
is that fucking projared

>>11054504
Schuldiner was waay better @ metal

>>11051476
>1000000% Guaranteed To Get A Reaction
Probably not on a paraplegic