/g/ humor thread Almost funny edition

hehe xD

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>>62433070
kek

>>62431752
Etherkillers are no joke

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A classic.

>>62433070
fucking kek

>>62433150
Fucking perfect

>>62432863
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*john cena intro plays*

>>62432813
>>62432832
kys cretin

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>>62434832
>Intel
Fastest luxury truck around.

>AMD
Most pointless luxury truck around with no real off roading ability.

>>62435815
Greetings, time traveller. When are you going back to 2016?

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>>62436079

>>62435994
how come the retina one looks better on my non retina display anon

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>>62431606

>>>/b/

>>62435962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnPEJaBNIjE

oh my god

>>62436532
wtf

>>62436595
>ill let folks smarter than me answer

whats with r3dditers and always saying shit like this? they love to put themselves down like its not an exhange of knowledge its everyone smarter than them helping their dumbass

>>62436578
>doesn't know who terry davis is
Get out normie

>>62436719
You know, while this is true, I don't get the "meaningful hobby" thing. What does that mean? If my hobby is fiddling around with Arch, trying to get it to run the way I want, that's meaningful enough, isn't it?

>>62436719
I would never socialize after work. Spending time with people I like sucks ass when I know I have to go to work the next day

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>>62436802

>>62436506
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

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>>62437146

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>>62437235

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>>62437247

>>62433150
WHY DID I LAUGH AT THIS.

>>62431752
id like to see what would happen if someone plugged that in

>>62436719
Sunday:
pacman -Syu
Done. Time to fuck the wife then play vidya gaems with the kids. You expected more?

Monday:
YT how to code a _______ program to pass the time while you're on the shitter. Then proceed throughout the week like any other normie.

Is there a problem here?

>>62433150
i died

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>>62436911

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>>62437501
>tfw you were one of those hand rubbing joo clerks at Fry's
>tfw you gave them the finger when you quit when you knew they were the very corporatist elite that tarnish the tech market and treat everyone who isn't a manager and above that walks thru the front doors like you wanna suck their blood dry and leave them to die
>tfw this story resonated in your younger self like the Lego Movie
Feels.gif

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>>62437758

>>62437772
So brave

>>62431752
>power over ethernet

>>62437799
he's not wrong about all winshit versions equally cucking the user but it was irresponsible of him to suggest you actually use it

>>62437819

horns yes, valves yes, hires dacs yes, storage yes..

there is nothing funny about that... that is some serious shit... bet you never heard good horns

>>62432863
not no mo

>>62436939
Is this on a fucking chromebook

>>62433150
So, cmd runs crappier than a port of a linux command line and thats the irony? That is funny

>>62433070
Hey this is my post!

>>62436618
I genuinely hate perl devs for creating the package common:sense
it makes documenting code such a bother, especially those who have to read it afterwards

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>>62436527
WTF IS THIS MF TALKING ABOUT, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>62437735
fucking this
>start project with 2 coworkers after hours
>progress is slow, but there's interest by the company to buy it
>ask around for people to join in
>b-but that's too hard, anon
>first release comes up, we need a logo
>suddenly everyone is a graphics designer and wants in on the cake
it's like they're fucking vultures or something
literally made a logo in paint, because the company will rebrand it anyways

>>62436035
I uh, actually use NewPipe
Should I be worried?

>>62434879
The iPad video was funny, what the fuck is wrong with you

>>62438856
Worried about what?

>>62438903
Shilling on a Vietnamese Rug Discussion website is shady business anon, who knows what else could be going on

>>62438972
It's FOSS kill yourself

>>62438991
That's a bit rude anon. Not everyone is in the know, you know?
I hope you have a nice weekend

>>62439012
You shouldn't be upset about the dev announcing his shit in the first place is all, it's a big meme your gang has pushed

>>62433150
I don't get it.

>>62436578
>>62436655
Even worse, he probably never played any Carmageddon games.

>>62437419
Classic.

>>62433150
>>62436079
>>62436095
>>62437735
10/10

>>62438308
>>62432813
>>62432832
unfunny cancer

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i made this three years ago and i regret it but it got five replies the first time i posted it and was also reposted so im posting it again

>>62437834
> onee-chan
I now imagine a shota being pegged by onee-chan.

>>62439418
> it got five replies the first time i posted it so im posting it again
So sorry for (You).

>>62436485
"autistic virgin"
also cyka blyat to y'all

>>62439395
>carmaggedon

fuck off dad

>>62439418
It's pretty nice

>>62439849
Ported to iPad and still pretty good.

>>62438114
nice.

>>62436635
humility is virtue in common discourse. I'd rather help someone who is aware of the limitations in their knowledge and willing to listen to others than some dumbfuck knowitall who just talks out of their ass. If you ever get stuck in a helpdesk or support position you will learn to love the humble.

>>62437492
It fries the board near the jack and controller.
THey are an actual thing you know, used to forcefully obsolete hardware in businesses.

>>62433260
This is true, now.
It wasn't in '09.

>>62436481
Because it's a picture of the actual screen and not a screenshot.

Same way you can tell the difference between HDR and SDR on a standard SDR monitor.

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>>62437514
This one hurt, but not as much as this picture did

>>62436655
He is nigger cattle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtucUd9FauU

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OC

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Best one in the whole thread.

>>62436035
It's probably just some autist or the dev.

>>62441103
Kek no, you work together with the person who's helping you, to the best of your possibilities, not "I'm so dumb, do tis for me".
Also don't know what shitty help desks you're talking about, help desk is their job, you don't go "I'm a retards so I need ur help", you just ask for help.

>>62436818
shit

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>>62436832
Ironic when FX chips still go strong and people with Intel shit from 2014 keep complaining about their shit performance.

>>62437628
kektus

>>62436532
chin is in front of the wheel

>>62437387
The only cringe and laugh here is that kids compile kernels while grown men on /g/ have problems doing it.

>>62437501
>Long time ago
>posting in 2014
>talks about Win7
proof that /g/ is underage

>>62437501
All three computer stores I went in my youth only had autists in them, no jews, ever.

>>62437628
It sucks that you can see his hand and that he is holding the cat and paw. Ruins the joke.

>>62439490
this place is full of wannabe weeb autists who get this kind of shit wrong all the time

>>62439418
never seen it and I'm on /g/ 24/7 for past 6 years

>>62441047
Not funny, Microsoft helpdesk will help you install Windows on a Mac.
Maybe slightly funny that the guy dragged the iMac there.

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>>62431606

>>62433097
And that's a serious lawsuit material

>>62441740
shouldn't have cheated

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Does anybody have those zoomed square face versions of this meme we used to shitpost all the time?

>>62435994
This image has a lower resolution than my Galaxy S4 screen. It's over 4 years old.

>>62437419

If he got into the bitcoin mining early and used company servers he probably made quite a bit. He might have been IT savy without knowing it.

>>62437155
Bitch, pl0x!

>>62442037
$5 for all of them

>>62442796
show bobs and vagana

>>62436719
I don't get all this "arch is unstable" and "arch updates breaks something". I've used arch for 1.5 years, had no issues.
Only thing close to "issue" is a missing package for some software. Which is understandable for distro like arch and a quick search solves this.

Posts like this tells me that person who made a post never even tried arch or is one of these who encounters some simple issue, instead of reading and searching to solve it, gets frustrated. Which tells me that person is just too stupid to use computers and should go back to windows or even better: macs.

>>62436719
It's sad how true this is. Every Linux desktop user on this board should read this and look inward.

>>62436595
So... it's a picture of a fly displayed on screen? How can you block it with the cursor, unless the cursor is fully black?

>>62442037
It's lost I guess ;_;

>>62434832
Ha

>>62441836
Should have ditched that psycho aswell. Hope she is forced to pay for damages.

>>62436802
>>62436807
That's one laptop out of the millions of thinkpad models they have, you can't just critique one and say that it works for all of the other thinkpads

>>62436922
Severely underrated

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>>62430455

>>62432863
except he can't..

>>62436595
mcfly.png

>>62437357
Underrated

>>62437357
Holy fuck how even

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>>62437357
So it deleted the entire /usr folder or what?

>>62438069
Feel like sharing the ascii art setup for a fellow autismo?

>>62438069
how did it end?

you didnt get fired or something, right

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>>62436527
this is amazing. what the fuck is this pajeet talkng about?
I don't think we need to worry about indians taking over programming jobs just yet.

>>62436807
ironically we had better laptop resolutions back in the late '90s

then the widescreen meme happened and manufacturers went back at shitty ones for some reason

>>62439395
There's only one Carmageddon game.

>>62445345
>for some reason
Because idiots can't tell the difference.

>>62436845
Good job retard

>>62436059
Fuck, I was the OP

>>62430455
>1
>2
>3 4

>>62445855
There's the original, Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now ...
and the new one, Carmageddon Reincarnation or something.

>>62446276
No, there's only one Carmageddon game anon, what are you talking about?

>>62436485
Noun "virgin" here written in female gender
Get your memes translated right, ffs

>>62441576
What's wrong with surveillance if you aren't doing any morally bad acts?

>>62436059
roll

>>62435994
Literally no difference. Retina is useless.

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>>62433150
Let me update that real quick

>>62446575
reeeeeeeeee

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>>62441411
>FX
>good
They were never good, and the only one worth was the 9590, that was outclassed even by low power i7s. These people you are talking about probably have a i3 or a cheap, locked i5, that were also shit back then.

>>62447848
I think we should all collectively act like 2, 2000 and Ressurection never happened

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>>62437372
>ywn get a steel battalion controller and be able to use it as a functional controller for general vidya use
They're cool as hot shit

>>62448252
Like how there was only that one Matrix movie?

>>62447793
Bill Gates's eyes look like sideways vaganas.

>>62442037
It's in youtube.
Search: this tv show runs on Linux

>>62441168
Liar

>>62441226
It will always block. Assignment, not comparison inside if's.

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>>62437380
>"ios doesn't even support icons with shapes like those"
>>62437344
my fucking sides
>>62437735
haha yes
>>62444516
where the iso at

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>>62442037
this?

>>62433122
i am imaginig being at computers and its not pleasant at all

>>62433070
lol

>>62437501
A beautiful story. I try to be that autist at my ISP tech support gig.

>>62436527
>those comments

>>62437847
No, it wasn't.

>>62437344
jesus fucking christ are there really people like him on this planet?

>>62441452
>implying he's a kid

>>62444899
Yup.

>>62451744
It's social anxiety you normalfag.

>>62451844
just die

>>62437344
Wow why /fit/ is so full of losers?

>>62439418
Isn't that album cover from a gay trap comic made by South Korean guy.

>>62451744
>>62451844
At least he has a plan. I'll give him that

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>>62452581

>>62452581
what the fuck, this has to be an autistic attempt at a "viral" video among nerds, and it works

>>62436506
gnu coreutils is the body, frame, wheels, and engine.
linux is the starter, distributor, iinjectors, and ignition coils.

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>>62442037
Some were posted literally yesterday.

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>>62452581

>>62454442
Where the fuck did this come from.
It's great.

>>62441368
>that ending
fucking lol

>>62441836
Not married it is destruction of property.

Married and cheated that is a law issue since you get your certificate at a courthouse.

>>62446666
Violation of privacy but more concerning is the power given to a state whose politics are prone to change.

>>62448690
show bobs

>>62441740
>>62441836

>what is pussy pass

>>62446666
You aren't thinking wrong things are you anon?

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>>62446605

>>62446666
the ones who are doing the surveillance are people just like you and me. would you appreciate if your creepy neighbor looked through all your shit?

>>62436595
This exact thing happened to me at work.
I saw an ant crawl across my screen so I squashed it, only problem was it was behind the glass and was now sitting there dead and no way of getting the little fucker out.
After a few months it literally vaporized, you couldn't even tell it was ever there.

How the fuck are ants getting INSIDE people's displays?

Do you work at a Venezuelan hospital/morgue or some shit?

>>62436595
>[UPDATE: Brought it into Apple Store (Santa Monica) and there wasn't a moment's hesitation as to whether it was covered by the warranty (it was). Most of the time was spent as he invited other staff members to come “check this out”. They're always cool there so I didn't expect anything less. The entire display unit was replaced and they returned it to me in about 3 days.]
BASED APPLE

>>62441226
>>62449141
It could also be simplified as well.

if (Tweeter == Gamergater || Tweeter == Negative)
    cout << "Block" << endl;

>>62455509
What?

>>62455592
Does not follow.
thought =/= action

>>62455616
Except it wouldn't be my neighbor, it would just be some random nobody.

>>62441368
>/biz/
>good advice

>>62444516
It just werks?

>>62433097
>Apple shit
And nothing of value was lost

If she did that to me I would have fucking strangled her, why the fuck are women praised and encouraged for cheating while men are ostracized like that?

>>62456859
Because women are basically children

>>62433150
I'm dense. Is the joke that the resources are being used with no applications running?

CPU 12
2bg memory
Nothing installed. etc?

>>62433119
No, but they are a good punch line for when the tech guy has jokes like "you cant get a new computer until this one dies"

>>62446666
I wish we could gather lists of peoples opinions and just let them deal with the consequences when they suffer from these very ideas they've claimed to hold in the past.
Even better we could have people suffer the problems others suffered if they happened to escape it.

>>62437146
i've been here to long. Its time to stop. Fuck that was 2011?

>>62457102
It's making fun of desktop threads my dude

>>62436496
legit cringe

>>62436506
The DeLorean is a perfect analogy for Loonix.

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>>62437819

>>62446090
Prove it, show the invoice

>>62437566
lol, microsoft pajeets do have a sense of humor putting a picture of jamal in there

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>>62436845

>>62435815
dude, that aluminum body intel just got rekt by the tank on the right

don't you watch the news?

>>62448125
>it's the undrage again

>>62456135
LFS also "just werks" unless you're a total idiot

>>62456117
>good responses are related to good advice somehow
yeah, he was right, /g/ a dumb

>>62453203
Nope. It was posted on MSI's official YouTube channel

>>62456859
>If she did that to me I would have fucking strangled her, why the fuck are women praised and encouraged for cheating while men are ostracized like that?
Because of the widespread meme that men are born cheaters and women are innocent lamb, it's easy for them to hide behind that.

>>62459173
me on the right with blonde hair

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>>62459173

>>62459254
That guy could get over the wall without any fucking ladder if he wasn't a weak pussy

>>62459254
>the Android virgin
>>62459330
>the x86-64 Chad

>>62459300
oh jesus gtx 970 in 2016, i bet that 8gigs of ram is ddr3

>>62459351
kek

>>62445953
you're the retard my friend

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>>62459377

>>62459300
Is the HD 4650 really the best AGP card you can get?

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>>62451943

>>62439400
Your unfunny cancel

>>62438308
Pull - rebase - push

Is this guy an idiot? Fetch don't pull, pull includes a merge. Don't merge then rebase

>>62459534
>Is this guy an idiot?
>it's a reddit post
you have to ask?

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
that's an old one, got some laughs some time ago.

>>62436545
kek

>>62436626
wew

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RIP

>>62436527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOgLxc9YvbI

>>62452581
I don't believe you, this can't be real.

>>62459570
>wat
>spells it vät
it's just what without a "h"
that's how you spell it also

fucking millennials

>>62459979
you're millennial

>>62459570
>rubby is awesome as fuck
Hipster as fuck.

>>62460019
>implying it wasn't ironic

>>62460015
>implying

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>>62451943
normal people don't need to lift, at least not to the point where they have to obsess about their diet and such as if they were a pro bodybuilder. if you're not a manlet and if you're willing to take roids then getting /fit/ is the fast track to becoming a chad

>>62436832
>last panel not on fire
Shit meme anyway

>>62431695
Unfunny as fuck.

>>62436845
Too much pixels.

>>62460461

I don't get /fit/'s obsession with Zyzz considering he was a roided out twat who died because of it.

>>62433122
imagine being at computers

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>>62461014
he had mad aesthetics and he didn't take himself (or rather his character 'zyzz') too seriously, was entertaining with videos and streams and shitposting, and he's one of the few actual success stories with gains from 120 lbs twig up to like 215 lbs shredded and he became successful with women, so a lot of people looked up to him as a role model, but then there was plenty of jelly and saltiness as well

>>62438069
> telling lies on the internet

>>62435972
Damn I miss Flash Video Player.
Actually I liked it back then, sweet 3D games, 60 FPS, no CPU load. Yeah it was shitty on Linux, but what isn't?

>>62436059
Actually WinRAR was kinda nice to have even with 7-zip around, but since we have Easy 7-ZIP, it's pretty much useless.

>>62441441
gives you more stability

>>62436545
saved. sums up EVERY fucking custom rom out there.

>>62457861
not an argument

>>62436771
>What does that mean?
When you gain something from it. But with Arch you just spend time looking at forum posts, trying to get your system to boot and whatnot. Some believe this improves their Linux skills. But once they have to set up even a basic LAMP stack, and one of the copy-paste commands won't run, they just start sweating.

It's literally a waste of time.

>>62443121
Used it for 2 years, only stable, broke randomly, sometimes it was every few days. Some breaks were less severe, and there were breaks that killed my entire system (replaced 64-bit libs with 32-bit, spent about 6-7 hours replacing shit to get it to boot SO I CAN CHECK MY FUCKING MAIL.)

If you install it and it boots, that's where you stop using updates. You just install anything you will need for the 10 next years and you are done. It's finished. Don't touch it.

>>62436818
Sad because it's true. :(
I really miss the old design. Both phone and icon/looks wise. Shit looked like a business tool. Not a Fisher Price toy. Fuck.

>>62451765
These are like 14 year old kids though, for real. They just find a rom they install on their phone, then find a tutorial on XDA and that's it.
I know, hard to swallow that they do and know more than you. :(

Maybe if you wouldn't run Arch and jerk to lolis all day long, maybe you would learn something.

>>62461456

Maybe i'm just biased because I find his style of bodybuilding to for nothing but faggotry rather than the sort of frame strongman competitors build.

>>62437650
> tfw recommend iPhone SE to a total noob guy as first smartphone
> of course he learns that he can watch porn on it
> asks me a few weeks later "if I saw this warning message after looking at videos, is my phone now infected?"

jesus...

>>62459193
I'd fuck you

>>62459351
>the ARM virgin
>the x86-64 Chad
FTFY

>>62436922
What mouse?

>>62437169
lmao

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>>62462568
T-thanks

>>62455599
deutsche sprache schwere sprache

>>62437187
Nice