What if he was an ugly neckbeard like us

>>62356617
>>>/tv/
/thread
saged

>>62356617
>like us
speak for yourself lad. The 'programmers are all fat nerds' and 'everyone on /g/ is a fat neckbearded loser' memes are largely untrue

He stopped being a realistic character when he had sex with his drug dealer the first episode.

>>62356633
I bet you have yellow fever

he would've stick to shitposting without doing anything worth a tv show

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That would be totally kawaii

im better looking than him. no, im not going to prove it.

>>62356642
that is not uncommon

>>62356661
last girl I fucked was asian yeah, but that doesn't mean I have yellow fever
>last girl I dated was white btw

>>62356617
normies wouldn't watch it

>>62356705
ok, that's fair

>implying I'm a fat ugly neckbeards
go on a run and then shave fatass

>>62356705
is it also common to have a lonely emotional breakdown shortly before hooking up with your dealer?

>>62356746
While you run qnd shave Chad eats pizza and shits on Stacy's chest

>>62356747
If you're hooking up with drug dealers, you're gonna have a breakdown of some sort eventually.

>>62356777
Sounds gross, but whatever floats their boat.

>>62356633
yeah, the other half are pajeets and jamals

>>62356617
Hey cutie

>>62356904
Don't forget the girls (male)

>>62356617
>like us

wew lad. i'm nothing like that.

>>62356642
How about when he just walked into the Steel Mountain facility's private floors?

>>62356633
true the more that tech starts moving into the sphere of normal employment the more we will get normies in tech.

I sat around in my boxers all weekend working on a new solaris server I'm setting up, and setting up Oracle Database. Over 12 months since I fucked anything :)

>>62356617
What show is this? Las /g/ related show I watched was Micro Men.

>>62356989
> Over 12 months since I fucked anything :)

Just buy a good looking goat my friend. Trust me i know these things

>>62357036
A foukin disgrace of a show, that's what it is

>>62356633
it use to be ironic but all the redditfags take it all seriously
this is how /r9k/ was born

>>62356617
>all important characters are minorities

He's the epitome of the annoying, superficially-edgy, thin-skinned atheist who thinks nihilism will get him puss. His rant at the beginning of Season 2 about religion (around Episode 3 I think?) was so lazy and corny if you managed to sit through Season 1 this episode will definitely shut down your interest.

>>62356633
Yeah, and r9k are all chads and non virgin! xD

>>62356617
Is this a /g/ approved show? Anyone watching the third season?

>>62356617
An ugly neckbeard vs. a weird bugeyed alien looking motherfucker? Tough decision.

>>62356617
I'm on the episode when he talks to the black guy whose wife died after the black Fsociety guy was shot. Does he hack ever again? That was really comfy in S1.

>>62358144
Most of S2 is "omg I'm Christian Slater!!!" so no

>>62356617
What you mean by "if"?
He's definitely ugly. Not neckbeard tho.

>>62356705

> last girl I fucked was asian
> last girl I dated was white
You don't belong here.

>>62358036
I don't watch or not watch shit based solely on what /g/ thinks. I'm a special snowflake, I know.

And yes, I am watching it.

>>62358187
I like snowflakes wink wink

>>62357970
>t. christcuck

>>62358177
what kind of girls am I supposed to be fucking/dating then anon?

>>62356617
but im not

Who handsome /fit/g/izen here?

>>62360284
lul he wants you to be autistic and not a "normie" but little does he know, only socially adjusted people are able to hold down good jobs with high pay which can help afford nice computers and tech. These sad lads don't understand that women help immensely on the path to success. There's nothing like taking out work related stress on pussy. These nerds furiously masturbate to anime girls m80, you can understand the anger.

>inb4 normie
I guess so but I've been on 4chan since 2005, let go of your autism and grow manchildren.

>>62360367
Nice autistic spergout, nobody at your job cares unless you work in HR.

>>62356989
> 12 months
those are rookie numbers anon.

>>62360367
10/10 chad larp, really activated my almonds

>>62360367
>There's nothing like taking out work related stress on pussy.
Or so you read somewhere. Right?
There's nothing like domestic problems to screw your work life up.

>>62356617
What if you weren't a retarded faggot?

>>62360576
>he lives to work
better go to sleep soon lad. You don't want Mr.Noseberg to get mad at you for clocking in 5min late again

>>62360284
asian only or not at all you god damn fucking loser faggot

>>62357970
Too much truth, aye buddy? But I guess religions are completely innocent and the Holy crusades, witch burnings, stoning women to death, honor killings and throwing gay people off buildings never happened.

>>62356617
Literally who

>>62360995
>Nigger and bitch with hajib.
This better be ironic. In fact, your whole post better be ironic as well.

>>62361152
o-oh no someone challenged my gay opinion, that better be IRONIC :^(

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>>62356617
>first episode
>he fucks his hot drug dealer roommate
thats when i stopped watching

>>62361163
>my gay opinion
Are you literally 12? With your writing style, I wouldn't be surprised. Not to mention the masterpiece itself - "nigger and a bitch with hajib".

>>62360995
and they are all conveniently from the tristate area/5 boroughs

>>62361218
>and they are all conveniently from the tristate area/5 boroughs
Not that your other posts had any semblance of an argument against the plot of the show, but what does this have to do with anything? Do you automatically hate people who aren't in the same state as yours?

>>62360995
It's an SJW's wet dream

>>62361263
not him.

the reason i mentioned that is, the greatest hack team on earth is conveniently all from the same area.

>>62356617
Implying he isnt

>>62361306
really all these things need a suspension of disbelief since its an internet superhero show.

>>62361293
Alright, but not as unreasonable as:
>>62356985 (You)
And no one ever talks about this. This really bothered me from the beginning.

>>62356665
lol

>>62360602
I don't think it's possible to support a family with welfare, even in the US, forget the rest of the world. But hey, you're just sticking it to the man in some way I suppose. Let me know how that works out for you after you turn 18.

>>62356953
no gurls on le internet :D
Girls only use iphone xD

captcha: Park internet

>>62356923
did you call moi a dipshit?

>>62361387
What did >>>>>>>Anonymous mean by this

>>62361451
>Anonymous
we amomimus
dont forget
dont forgive
expect anonimu xD

>>62356617
The psychological shit got boring after he ditched computers. Any decent /g/ tier shows?

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You know what they say: old habits; they die hard.

>>62361628
>running bloated KDE instead of awesomeWM
neck yourself

>>62360855
Religions are not monolithic value systems that all preach the same message. They aren't practiced by all the same individuals across time and space. Everything you've mentioned has been practiced by a secular organization. When you're out of your amazing atheist reddit phase, you can approach religion like an adult.

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>>62356617
Is this show based on Anonymous?

>>62361210
im not the poster, i just think youre a dumb faggot
why do you get offended on behalf of others??

>>62361666
Are you saying those people should be ignored? Antifa is basically the same thing right now. Just because you don't take your religion's values to the extremes that the notable bad people do doesn't change the source material.
Think about how sacrilegious you'd sound saying this 200 years ago.

https://my.mixtape.moe/uuqech.jpg
speak for yourself faggot I'm fly af

>>62356617
Who?
Also, he doesn't look particularly attractive at all.

>>62356740
>>62356747
>>62358177
the only unrealistic part of this was either of them could be considered vaguely attractive, in any sense of the form

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what if he is a superhandsome dude. would at least make more sense.

>>62362106
>antifa is basically the same thing right now
Antifa agrees with you on religion (When it comes to Christian in practice, all religion in theory). You've proved my point. All social systems are made of people and only as good as the people that they're made up of. Christianity created the first universities, extended rights under its Universalist message, and overall spread a message about the sanctity and dignity of life. MLK was a Baptist. JFK was a Catholic. Insert whatever other progressive historical figure your big reddit brain respects here was probably religious.

I don't particularly care for this form of Christianity anymore because it's not equipped to handle current problems. The current problems being partly people like you. I'd like to see a far right reformation under orthodoxy. But my point still stands. You're a bit of a retard who thinks he's clever for parroting YouTube comments.

>>62357970
The whole show was just poorly written. It was basically fight club 2 autistic boogaloo

>>62362906
Sadly true.

>>62361666
>Religions are not monolithic value systems that all preach the same message. They aren't practiced by all the same individuals across time and space
That's why I've mentioned horrible acts which most widely adopted religions preach.
>When you're out of your amazing atheist reddit phase, you can approach religion like an adult.
I was never into that phase and it seems as though you're an apologist for these things. And it's about what muslims or christians think - it's about what Quran and the Bible preach. While we're on the subject of secularism, secular morality is superior to religious morality and that's a demonstrable fact:
http://www.cell.com/current-biology/pdf/S0960-9822(15)01167-7.pdf
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4476139/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4345965/
And finally, what is your solution? Is it to ignore obvious reality like the other anon asked you?

>>62356633
/thread

>>62356617
> ugly neckbeard
He's ugly shaved, not a big difference.

>>62363066
> what the bible preaches
> not the catechism (http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0015/_INDEX.HTM)

There is Christianity beyond bible literalism.

>>62356617
But he is ugly?

>>62358036
Fuck no. I'm not one to yell "SHILL SHILL" at anything I don't like, but this show is pandering garbage that was blatantly virally marketed here for months before it aired.

>>62357802
Considering LGBT only consists 3.5% of population but entire world is focused on them, It's not that weird.

>>62361256
wtf I hate whites now

>>62356617
What if the show was actually realistic and not a script kiddies underage imagination (aka Hollywood)?

>skinny manlet faggot
ftfy

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>tfw your favourite hobby is watching cute lesbians on youtube react to the show

>>62356617

The show would be 10 times more believable.

He looks like a fucking gnome

>>62367938
i look like kde myself
you know what they say...

>>62367956
>you know what they say...
??

/g/ irl
https://comfy.moe/jhstwj.webm

>>62356661
>>62356904
>>62356989
>>62358022
>not being /fit/g/
Ascend.

>>62356665
So close to
>>62356666

>>62362906
I enjoy the show, but this is accurate

>>62356617
Everyone on /g/ is actually a pajeet.

>>62360995
The nigger is pretty redpilled but feels a bit of a token "smart black" character.

>>62356617
He looks like he does a lot of meth.

>>62357036
4chan: The Show

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>>62356617

How accurate even is this tv show? I mean it's somewhat fair to say that most of us here have a pretty technical background, myself included, but when I watch this shit, I get a feeling that this is all just impressionism to make people think that hacking is that easy or what the main character is doing can be done by a typical layman.

>>62368445
The social engineering is closer to "reality" than whatever hacking is done.

>>62356633
Hahahahahaha

Reddit gtfo

>>62368478
I agree. Social engineering is pretty neat. I used it to get into my cousin's email and Facebook.

>>62356617
Another underage faggot thinking Mr.Robot is real. Topkek.

>>62368445
hacking is 90% bonework and social engineering and 10% actual work behind a computer
yet this show gets it all wrong

not to mention the meme fanboyism that goes on in it, no real "hacker" acts like that

>>62358022
Well majority are.

>>62356629
you sure showed OP

>>62368531
I wish they made an episode where this emaciated faggot went to DEFCON and got his ass BTFO.

>>62356942
>girls (male)
I think you meant
*holes (with shafts)

>>62356904
>jamals
Where the fuck are you Mississippi, New Orleans, or Africa?

never saw a episode but assume it was fake and gay

>>62368445
>I mean it's somewhat fair to say that most of us here have a pretty technical background, myself included

Are we reading the same boards? Please, if you know of a /g/ that's not populated with dribbling retards, link me

>>62369804
Yeah, I guess I assumed wrong.

>>62357381
blow yourself mudslim

>>62360324
What up my cracka

>>62356617
Who even is this guy?

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>>62372738
That's Moot you newfag.

>>62372738
Christopher Schwartz, founder of 9chan.

>>62361719
No shit... Everything from Hollywood is copied from somewhere

>>62362888
Shame of those trips, if you lived in Eastern Europe you'd knew orthodoxy is just as bad or even worse, after all who do you think helped the commies spread their stupid ideology? Just because they claimed that they were atheists doesn't mean they didn't want the church to Co-exist to manipulate the faithful people

>>62374210
Orthodoxy has a very small following in America and isn't under the explicit authority of any other organization (ie Vatican) while still allowing for a very organized top down structure.

The Orthodox Church also didn't fucking starve 10 million people.

I'm not fat. I'm actually pretty fit. But 10 days out of 14 I am a neckbeard.

>>62356985
This isn't very unrealistic. Security is an illusion when multiple people are involved. I'd bet good money is fairly easy to just piggy-back through the door of any place in the US outside of a military facility, high security or not.

>>62374210
>>>62362888
>Shame of those trips, if you lived in Eastern Europe you'd knew orthodoxy is just as bad or even worse, after all who do you think helped the commies spread their stupid ideology? Just because they claimed that they were atheists doesn't mean they didn't want the church to Co-exist to manipulate the faithful people

If Orthodoxy is all so bad, how do you explain the Russian Catacomb Churches being accepted among with their Saints by the Universal Orthodox Church, but the Russian state "church" of that time not being similarly respected?

>>62356705
>fucking girls
you fucking faggot

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>>62368184
/gfitlit/ is godtier