you are NOT a true techie if 1. you don't how to program

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>built a rig

>>62124332
soldering is not that hard man

im not a true techie??

oh no

>>62124332
and also if you type slower than 100 WPM

5. don't know how ur computer works(operational system)?

>>62124332
crypto is a meme. might as well just invest in stocks, which I do.
I'll also add, regularly use operating systems that are not windows or mac os.

>>62124354
these are higher standards to aspire to young grasshopper

>>62124332
1) why? Someone else does that
2) why? Someone else does that
3) don't care desu, real money is good enough
4) why? Someone else does that

>>62124332
>>62124359
All these apply to me so I think I'm qualified to add to this list:

6. don't wear rainbow socks while programming
7. don't take estrogen supplements
8. don't have a feminine penis

>>62124391
yes i'm ok with this. keep out the degenerates

>>62124405
>you have a job and friends
>you are a nigger
Pick one

>>62124405
what is this bullshit? it has nothing to do with tech. go to /b/

True techies sound like faggots, I'll pass

>>62124332
Excuse my autism, but did anyone else notice 2 ethernet ports on this laptop ? Isn't that really unusual ?

>>62124388
Because it's fun? There's more to being a techie than shitposting on /g/.

>>62124391
this disqualifies /dpt/

Is a techie like a gamer or a nerd, just buzzwords with no real substance attached?

Niggers

>>62124656
quality post

>>62124332
>you don't have RGB Gaymur professional business hacker rig

also this
>>62124391

>>62124332
5. posts on /g/

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>>62124332
>You're not a true techie if you don't do the only small things I can do, tehee! Im such a special snowflake!
Oh boy another circlejerk thread

>>62124547
It's not very common, but can be useful if you are bridging connections or something...

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>>62124332
Coins are a fucking scam, desu.

>>62124356
>tfw type 50 WPM one-handed, but only 60 using both

>>62124332
>anything else?

Just a correction; number 1 should read:
>1. you don't how to program in C

That's it.

Yep, I agree with OP across the board, and I'd add if you use any Apple products you are not a techie.

>solder before
I never solder before cause I'm black and strong scents are overpowering cause of our ape noses.
>tfw can't work with Indians without holding breath constantly.

>>62124759
hey bb

>>62124762
You must fap a lot

5. prolific with programming in LabVIEW

>>62124332
>coins
>tulip bulbs that don't even have the benefit of turning into fucking flowers

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>>62124547
Nips can't draw, older laptops had RJ11 & RJ45 side by side.

>>62124748
>implying any of the listed things are in any way difficult

>>62124332
>techie
get off my fucking board

better:
if you cant
1. program
2. solder
3. put together a pc
get off my board right fucking now

>>62124759
I can't hear you over the sound of my money quadrupling. Also only the majority of altcoins are a scam.

>>62124332
Shitposted a garbage thread like this on /g/

>gatekeeping this hard
just kys yourself tbqqh famalamadingdong

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>>62124804
>Let's just call what others do useless and let me list my own small things I can do so I can really feel like a special snowflake

>>62124785
Nah it's because I don't use proper 2-handed typing technique

>>62124804
That's kind of the opposite of what he was implying

>>62124829
>small things i can do
they're small things anybody generally interested in tech should be able to do
none of them are in anyway difficult

>>62124332
>don't know how to solder

why should i learn how to solder exactly? my hardware teacher even encourage us not to fix defective components because it is no longer "trusted" and we should buy a new one instead.

>>62124853
Its not about repairing, but building your own projects and setups

>>62124853
yes the argument there is that if one component is failing more are likely to go soon
from experience its often the case but that doesnt make it a bad idea
its just a basic skill you should have

>>62124875
but so much is neatly packaged now or even software defined, no need to get your hands dirty

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>>62124853
>He doesn't know how to solder
>He spout the most patetic consumerist whore excuse

>>62124853
>"yes goy, buy new!"
>and you believed him
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>62124332
>3. don't own any cryptos (bitcoin, etc)
Cryptocurrencies are pointless, and anyone who really understands technology should distrust them.

1. Learning C right now.
2. Guilty as charged.
3. lmao
4. Even gaymer fags do this.

>>62124367
You mean you aren't a techie if you don't use other operating systems, right?

>>62124853
Don't be an idiot, you aren't going to trash an entire board for a single faulty cap are you?

>>62124939
Quite the opposite, if you understood blockchain technology you would understand that it doesn't rely on "secrets" (passwords, for example), making it, paradoxically, more secure.

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>>62124332
>>62124896
Soldering takes like 5 seconds to learn pham, enjoy your lead poisoning

>>62124976
maybe

>>62124959
yes

>>62124986
Which is a nice theory, but people have managed to steal bitcoins anyway. In any case, what bothers me more is that it involves permanent public record of all transactions.

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>>62124391
>he doesn't wear programming socks

>>62124853
wew

>>62124401
>>62124585
>>62125081
>reading comprehension

>>62125074
People managed to steal faulty banks and stupid/greedy users, not the bitcoin itself.

>>62124332
1. I'm pretty much experienced in that.
2. Soldered almost everything in my room
3. Never owned them but I took part in a conference about them in my college
4. Built my desktop PC and repaired my tablet PC

>>62125142
Not a really useful distinction for the people who lost money, and still doesn't address the implications of transactions being permanent and public.

>>62124391
This takes out GitHub and their new friends. I like it.

>>62124332
>built a rig
>AYYY LOOK AT MUH CUSTOM GAYMING RIG YO
Niggers do this shit, anon. They're not "techies." It's like assembling legos.

>don't know how to solder
how the fuck does this help with programming or assembling computer hardware?
>for the record I know how to solder and I own soldering equipment

>google how to solder
Am I a techie now?

>>62125209
did you actually solder something? no? then no you're not. come back when you have your own custom motherboard

>>62124388

wait, you don't do ANY of those? why are you even here lol?

>>62125215
and then I will be techie

I own a wood burner from hobby lobby. I guess that means I can solder. But isn't it really a skilled art like welding as in sure you can do it, but it will probably be shitty and you will wish you had an expert do it anyway ?

>>62125240
ITT: teenagers comparing their micro-epeens. Is it school holidays already?

>>62124332
you are NOT a true techie if

1. you don't rush aghs
2. don't stat suicide squad attack! at level 1
3. don't turtle up your highground with mines (remote, etc.)
4. have never played a 160 minute game before

anything else ?

You are a worthless degenerate if

1. You don't make money
2. You don't make money off of any of your supposed "tech" skills
3. You use IRC
4. Don't value your time
5. Spend time trying to fight normies instead of making money off them

>>62125521
wanted to post something like this

>>62125382
Sadly yes, I hate summer all these fucking kids piss me off.

>>62124332
5. never installed gentoo

>>62125862
Fuck gentoo. It's the worst meme distro.

>>62124332
> a **rig**
You fucked up, OP. Please reconsider your posting decisions.

>>62125547
I make 46.50/hr
I don't want my hobby to become my job
I use Wire
I do
I make money off everyone that uses electricity, normie or no.

You are not a techie if you
- Take mostly everything on this board seriously

>>62124332
Back to /v/. You know why.

If you're not invested in crypto, you love being poor.

So far, I've only invested 2850 USD in crypto, and my portfolio is worth about 17.4k right now. And I just started this March.

I have no motivation to lie about this. Actually, I still consider myself a small fish in this game, but I'm certainly not done making gains yet.

Start lurking >>>/biz/ now.
Or miss out. Your choice, anons.

>>62124332
Define techie, autist

>>62124332

>built a rig


You are going to end up underage b&.

>>62127219
exactly this,

its not too late guys.


i thought i was too late back in feb.

i got really drunk and spent my entire 5k tax return on crypto.

im now at 14k and i dont take it seriously.

>she calls a computer a "rig"
>>>/v/eddit

>>62124332
>solder
what do you think I am, a genius?

>>62124391
You forgot programmer cotton panties
It increases blood for to your brain by decreasing it to your feminine benis

>>62124352
I can't solder for shit though
I have shaky fucking hands

>>62124332
5. Not part of anonymous and not in contact with the hacker known as 4chan

>>62124547
>being this underage
Have you even seen our lord and savior Haruhi?

>>62128564
try lowering your coffee intake below 40 cups a day

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>>62124332
>3. don't own any cryptos (bitcoin, etc)
I don't do this, I guess I'm not a true techie then.

>>62129532

Just a retard

>>62124391
>supplements
>not doing complete hormone replacement therapy
HAHAHAHAHA WOW

>>62125382
faggot
>>62125240
is still right. Why do you even come to /g/ if you don't program, repair computers, build computers or invest in crypto ? You come here to shitpost /pol/cuckoldry ?

>>62129857
Because you're interested in the topic?
Even if I don't study Corvette track times all day, I still like to visit /o/ from time to time.

>>62129555
Yeah, I wish I got in on it when mining was possible and people where doing stuff like paying thousands of bitcoins for a pizza.

>>62124332
1. kind of
2. kind of
3. kill yourself
4. kind of

>>62129902
>/o/ is exclusively cancerous benchracing
Oh come the fuck on, you have at least to posses a car and an interest for cars to browse /o/. What do you even come here for if you have nothing to do with computer and programming ?

>>62129516
I never even drank coffee when I began soldering
I also didn't drink soda

>>62124332
If you are this retarted

>>62124762
I'm the same due to using netbook followed by a small laptop (11in Sony Vaio) through high school and early college.It's very hard to type two-handed on such small devices.

>>62124332
>techie
>foodie
>travel junkie
>nerd
>geek
>fanboy
Thank god I don't fall for the normalfag tags like these, they try so fucking hard to belong in a certain niche it's almost pathetic

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>tell people I built my PC
>wow anon you made a PC all by yourself?
>well I bought all the parts and put them together
>oh.. yeah that's cool I guess