I found a baby rat

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>>61537766
feed him to your cat :3

Rats aren't exactly technology. Go to /b/ or whatever, maybe you'll put it in your ass

>>61537777
Oops

>>61537766
>>>/an/
Rats are social animals. There must be a reason why they left it behind.

>>61537777
>checked both

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>>61537777
CHECK'D

>>61537766
Install gentoo

Being serious here. Just flush it down the toilet, unless you plan on keeping it as a pet.
If you do, take it to the vet
You're going to need a large enclosure, lot's of wood shavings for bedding, plenty of toys and whatnot to keep it entertained when it gets older and learn how to interact with it so it doesn't bite human hands

>>61538211
> flush it down the toilet
It isn't a turd, anon. Smash it's skull and stick it in the trash.

>>61538384
Edgy

>>61538400
>quick certain death vs drowning in a toilet if it's lucky and starving in the sewers if it's not
edgy

>>61538421
A ray has never died in a sewer from starvation.

>>61538436
A baby rat does you imbecile

>>61537766
Raise it and teach it to be your rat-bro who chills on your shoulder everywhere you go. Then make sure to grow a long greasy ponytail because for some reason all dudes with rats have long greasy ponytails held together with a rubber band.

Probably had a mother nearby. Put it back dumbass.

>>61537766
Here are some names for your wife's son:
>Ratcardo Stallmanu
>Lennart Rattering
>Rattie A. Davis

Also get him an Apple product box so he can shit all over it.

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>>61537766
If you raise it well it will turn into a gf.

>>61538622
Nozomi is a mouse, not a rat, you imbecile.

Do this >>61538529

Jesus Christ.

If not put it out of its misery because A) it probably has diseases or parasites that you don't want to spread to you and B) it's not a fucking dog and you're not going to domesticate it.

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>>61538672
That's Nazrin, anon. And you didn't have to call me an imbecile now I'm crying desu. Here's the only proper rat girl I have.

>>61537766
Give it back to its mother jamal.

according to this:
http://www.goosemoose.com/rfc/index.php?topic=4053253.0

you have to:

-get some kitten formula and feed it to him every 1 - 2 hours for one week

-give him pedialyte if he's dehydrated

-keep him constantly warm

-stimulate him to urinate/deficate by wiping his asshole with a warm, wet cotton ball

or if you're lazy:

-find a foster mom

>>61538784
I am sorry anon I didn't mean to hurt you in such ways.

>>61538784
i want to eat this rat

>>61538880
REEEE WHO GOT >>61538888

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>>61538888
nice digits!

>>61537766
Kill yourself and the rat.

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>>61537777
>>61538888
WHAT IS THIS FOOKING THREAD!?

>>61537766
Is that lump a tick or its ear?

>>61538984
Its tech cant u see?

>>61537766
>Put in blender.
>Push Button.
>Record in 4K.
>???
>Profit.


Wait, its not /b/.

>>61537766

remember to send it to a vet for vaccination

>>61537766

dude, if you keep it as a pet prepare to feel, they only live like 2 years

It's disease carrying vermin. Flush it down the toilet.

>>61539079
roll

>>61537766
Install gentoo on it

>>61537766
make him use ratpoison

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>>61537777
Quads confirm. Up the pooper with it OP.

>>61537777
YES

>>61537766
install gentoo

>>61537766
Get it drunk

return it to the pet store

>>61537766
I'm gonna be honest with you since I don't give a fuck about you or your feelings.

You posted this on the wrong board, you were trying to get attention from /b/ and stole a baby rat from the streets.

Nobody gives a shit about you and this was the only ticket for some attention you can have since you are another /b/tard, you are probably overweight making you totally useless as a trap.

Whatever we suggest you to do will be ignored since you were looking for something edgy to make yourself an immortal meme and you were even considering the idea of recording it.

Now after this thread of yours fails you will be cornered with responsibility, you will realize you have a live animal and no idea what to do since you are a retarded normie, you will panic and do something retarded. My bet is leaving it on your neighbor's garden, praying it to magically disappear.

>>61537766
>letting a Jew into your home
>feeding it

>>61540634
>>61537766
You have no balls to kill it and save it the hassle of dying out on the grass. You will avoid this problem like all the other responsibilities in your life.

At the end of the day you will find yourself being the miserable little twat that nobody cares about, a powerless retard that can even take care of a baby rat.

Next time use your extra chromosome and save us the pain in the ass of dealing with your loneliness, I suggest your to kill yourself, you are worthless in every posible way, yeah, even more than that little rat shit.

>>61537766
Exterminate it. It's a disease carrying rodent and if you choose to care for it I genuinely hope it bite you and you contract rabies

>>61537766
Give him fresh ripe fruit not sugar.

>>61537766
how the fuck is this technology you idiot


>>>/an/

>>>/an/

>>>/an/

>>61537766
I can't fucking sleep at night because I'm so afraid after trapping a mouse. Do the world a favor and kill it. Rats and mice are fine to live as they please but they won't live rent free in my home.

install ratpoisonwm

>>61540634
>implying

>>61537766
feed him some MILK! get a small syringe and feed him milk dude. sugar ain't gonna cut it.

even better than milk are things like Ensure. you can buy one can of Ensue and it will last a week.

>>61541438
So I injected it milk and it has move in 5 minutes

What the fuck did you go nigga

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>>61541438
>>61541494
What the fuck did you do?
You killed my fucking rat nigga

Love him
Rats can be nice pets

>>61541513
f

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>>61541513
F

>>61537766
>found a vermin
>feed it
Really?

My friend used to have fuckloads of mice he was drowning them in a bucket.

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animal husbandry is technology

>>61537777
Quads have spoken
Don't be a faggot and stick it up in your butt OP

>>61541513
Well too late. It's dead I suppose?

You should have taken it to a vet ASAP.

Regardless if you want to keep it or set it free, they should check it for parasites/diseases first. Wild rodents often have a specific kind of tape worm (which by the way causes a slow and horrible death to humans without any chance for medical help, so better not touch the rat with your hands OP).

The vet should make 100% sure to get rid of all worms/larvae in the rat's intestines by giving you a set of medication which you feed him over the course of a few weeks.

Other than that, decide for yourself. Just saying, rats are among the coolest pets you could possibly have. Super intelligent, social and self reliant. You can build a climbing park for them inside their cage by using hot glue and small wood panels. It's fun to watch them climb around.

>>61541513
Now you can put it on your ass without problems.

>>61541494
>injected it milk
>injected
What?

Take it to the pet store so it can be fed to the snake gods.

since its a baby it will have hard time eatinbg solid foods, you can feed it baby food, the puree kind that comes in little jars. But be carefull they dont swallow too much and choke! I wouldnt want to keep a rat not from a pet shop but if you do show it love and affection, rats are social mammals, if left alone it can become depressed and just die.

>>61537766
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING

FUCKING MODS

>>61537777
>>61537826
it's obviously a mod you dips

>>61538917
"Dubs" post and a frogposter, two flavors of retardation for the price of one.