If /g/'s so smart, why can't they get a girlfriend?

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>>61413287
you got me

emotional immaturity

tfw to smart to even want a gf

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>>61413287
zero self esteem

Chaturbate suffices

>>61413287
Smart people and gf don't go together.

The alternative rebuttal to your question is. If you're so smart, how come you have a gf?

Checkm8 frogman

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>>61413306
this :^)

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But I do, 6 years in
she's watching me organize new pics from /e/ and /h/ that I had a script download earlier today

sudo apt-get install girlfriend
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
E: Unable to locate package <package>

>>61413760
installing "ruby-factory-girl" right now. wish me luck.

if im so smart then why am i an unemployed neet

Well Newton died a virgin at 80.

>>61413287
Kill yourself normalfag frog poster. Girlfriend friend and never had one and never will, am proud of it.

>>61413287
I'm married. What the fuck is your problem that you can't even get a girlfriend? I enjoy the nerd bullshit just as much as anyone else on this board. I just don't talk incessantly about it to women.

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If Einstein was so smart, why is he dead?

The smart ones realize that they are a waste of time and money.

I have GF you might know her as your.mother. to me she's the best girl in the world

>>61413287
because /g/'s not into women over 30

lack of gf comes down to two things really.
1. fat: youre unattractive.
2. gay: you have a shitty personality.
fix 1 then 2. fixing 1 will help fix 2. voila.
just like, don't be autistic and shit.

/g/ isn't smart.

>>61414773
bullshit
fat people get laid

>>61414921
2 overrides 1. /g/ namely suffers from 2 as it's usually does not require too much work to bump up one's appearance from a 5/10 to a 7/10 as long as one is making a conscious effort to.

too busy ricing my retarded desktop and editing my mpv config file

>>61414921
>get laid
Thought this was about girlfriends.

>>61413287
If you're smart you have extreme difficultly socializing

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>>61413287
>tfw am a full freetard and have a gf
What now, faggot?

>>61414980
my bad

>>61414983
This is plainly untrue. richard feynman had great success with women and he was very extroverted and outspoken. not to mention, he was extremely popular. there are many other such cases. intelligent people tend to be more sociable, in fact.

Smart men marry other successful men to double their assets.

I'm asexual.
I truly don't have, and in fact never had, any sexual sentiments relating to another human being.
Saves me a lot of drama and lets me be autistic all I want, so whatevs.

>>61413287
because women are cunts

>>61415097
Bullshit. what you have is sour grapes. grow a pair.

>>61414026
I never thought of it that way

I have 2 girlfriends

>>61413287
because /g/ is smart? gf are generally bad news and only needy losers want one

>>61413287
I'm not a lesbian, you fat fuck

>>61415280
why not

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>>61415280
>namefag
>phoneposter
>female
you disgust me

>>61415280
you should become, women are less discriminating in bodies

>>61415396
>>61415413
>>61415431
>replying to the attentionfag

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>>61413301

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>>61415280
women won't have you either eh?

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>>61413287
Women in my area are narcissistic and can't hold a good (or any really) conversation. After the last few I am holding out until I find someone who doesn't make we want to blow my brains out.

>had a girlfriend
>after 2 months she dumped me because I barely tried talking to her
>haven't tried getting a gf since
Who was in the wrong here?

>>61413287
I got together with a grill that watches as much anime as I do

But she uses an iPhone

Should I kms?

>>61415476
>I barely tried talking to her
Hmmmmmm, I wonder

>>61415492
It's not like I'd ignore her for days on end or anything, we'd talk at least once or twice a day, but she expected me to be clinging to her or some shit.
Really don't know why anyone would want that kind of relationship.

>>61415513
Dodged a bullet desu
Was she good?

>>61415531
I was actually her first, but we only did it a few times so it really wasn't that good (but for 15 year old me I guess it was alright)

Mum won't let me get one.

>>61413287
I have a boyfriend :3

I don't want one, they're time consuming and have a high upkeep cost

>>61415565
sorry to break it to you but it is kinda the peak for men

>>61415622
>protip
don't waste money on them, the more you give the less you will receive

>>61413287
>>>/fit/

sage

/thread

>>61413287
i do have a gf lol

>>61413731
anon, you have schizophrenia

>>61413731
Swimsuit or miniskirt

>>61413985
lmao look at this cuck

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If /g/ is so smart, why isn't this your car?

>>61413287
I have a fuck friend instead.

>>61416799
>No photos please
But who was photo?

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>>61413306
This.

>tfw to smart to waste my time on something that will leave me

>>61413731
Rolling