Spinners are technology after all. Here's my new titanium

I bet you run Ubuntu.

Good thread

>>61097046
I can't even make fun of these things because there isn't even that much to bitch about.
You can't even do tricks with them.

>>61097060
windows 10 actually, i need my video games and dx10

These things make me mad because some sociopathic shit figured out a secret code to a billion dollars, and I'm reminded of that fact constantly because these things are everywhere.

>>>/toy/

>>61097046
You almost had me until "Sterling silver A-line bearings"
Almost

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AMA

>>61097160
jealous? dont be, i didn't notice any difference, may 5% gain max.

>>61097046
>>61097193
Shouldn't you be in school?

>>61097193
I have a cheapo spinner with fake bearings for the outer weights, do real bearings make a difference?

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Got mine for 5 bucks and it spins really well. You will be fine as long as the spinner has some actual weight.

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>>61097046
Not even maglev.
>>>/trash/

Back the fuck off?!?!

My niece asked for one similar to this. Will you sell me yours?

>>61097519
300$

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I know a couple of seriously mentally ill people (other than myself) and they have really cheap shitty chinkspinners, which they probably paid way too much for at a shitty retail chain, but they seem to enjoy them anyway. I sorta want to buy a spinner but I only want the "thinkpad" of spinners and I haven't found it yet.

>>61097609
>chinkspinners
fuck off.
you dont deserve to be an elite autist.

>>61097046
Have you tried out water based lubes such as dnm-37?

>>61097242
It's SUMMER !

>>61097413
>maglev instead of ball bearings.
magic

>Not getting real steel spinners with HEFT
>Buying shitty plastic spinners
>Enjoy your shit deforming and becoming brittle
>Your shitty plastic spinners cant defend you from a knife attack or be used as a sword guard.

>>61097242
This attitude really pisses me off. And is the rest of all the shitty plastic fidget spinners flooding Youtube...
...Take for instance, the Vorso Flat Top. The is a >$100 hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner, aimed at CEOs and presidents. This isn't some stupid fad for kids on Youtube to mess about with while playing Minecraft. There are plenty of bespoke spinners that go for >$300 or even approaching the thousands. Would you call someone "autistic" for wearing a Patek Philippe watch? Or for driving a Mercedes Benz? I wish people would stop conflating cheap plastic spinners with luxury executive spinners...

>>61097736
a new generation of pasta stirs in its pot

>>61097142
buy 1000 from china for a buck, sell them for 5 each, there you go. It's a fad, whoever came up with this crap is just lucky.

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Hi I bought my meme spinner can I join?

>>61097736
>Vorso Flat Top
https://www.vorsospin.com/collections/flat-top

such finesse, such quality, such prestige

>>61097105
Even pogs were more interactive than these things.

>>61097734
>not throwing your ninja star spinner at niggers for self defense
amateur cuck!

Are memespinners the new fingerboxes?

>>61097758

>whoever came up with this crap

There was some story on Jewbook about the bitch that "invented" them not getting a patent because she couldn't afford the application fee.

>>61097775
much envy.
that thing is a pussy magnet.

do you have a rebreather or something? how the hell do you breathe underneath all that pussy?

post your expensive pussy magnets

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>>61097046
Compiling 237 packages to try out KDE in a Gentoo VM and playing with this fucker

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>>61097838
forgot pic

>>61097805
This would be the ultimate lash back if that would be true, but i doubt it, especially if the source is some story on shitbook.

>>61097854
damn nigga u must be drowning in pussy that daT spinner attracts/
RESPECTS

>>61097860

Story might be legit.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/03/fidget-spinner-inventor-patent-catherine-hettinger

>>61097939

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5591062.pdf

well, looking at the design and the description of her "invention" in the patent document, i doubt that she'd win a courts case.

She's talking about a disk with a domed center which could be put on a finger, then can be spun around when the other hand pushes the side. While there are similarities with the fidget spinner, the mechanism is different, as the fidget spinner uses a center mass with ball bearing and 3 balance points.

What she describes is more similar to a plate on a stick.

If she described the toy in a more general way (as in a toy in any disk form which could be spun from the center) she'd would probably win, if she had the money for an attorney off course.

This attitude really pisses me off. And is the rest of all the shitty plastic fidget spinners flooding Youtube...

...Take for instance, the Vorso Flat Top. This is a >$100 hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner, aimed at CEOs and presidents. This isn't some stupid fad for kids on Youtube to mess about with while playing Minecraft. There are plenty of bespoke spinners that go for >$300 or even approaching the thousands. Would you call someone "autistic" for wearing a Patek Philippe watch? Or for driving a Mercedes Benz? I wish people would stop conflating cheap plastic spinners with luxury executive spinners...

>>61097736
>The is a >$100 hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner, aimed at CEOs and presidents.
And bought by teenagers.

>>61097106
As autistic as ubuntu
Delet thread and rope yourself please

>>61097715
You have to be 18 to post here

>>61097760
Yeah anon but you have to register here to though
https://www.reddit.com/register/

>>61097142
Not what happened. The patent ran out and Chinese copies flooded the market, prices near zero, large quantities on Chinese vendor sites so a bunch of hopeful ninnies set up market stalls put them on them made a small amount of money, snowballed from there but never any concerted profit Remember they cost $3 maximum.

Its like the hoverboard craze, made and sold at cost, no money out of that one either. Best type of fad desu there's no conscious manipulation by multinational profit-seeker just human reflexive stupid activity end-to-end.

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Hey guys can i play too?

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welp looks like the Japanese have perfected this tech.

It's not carbon fiber sandwiched on titanium sheets with centrifuge bearings balanced to with in .0005 grams?

What's it like to be poor?

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>>61097046
>ricing the fuck out of a meme spinner

>>61098477
I would say that's just ruining it. Isn't the whole point of fidgets to give your fingers something to do constantly? It's more entertaining if it requires more user input, not less. Just holding it for 12 minutes isn't very fidget-y.

>>61098909
you let it spin on a table you tard

>>61097736
>Would you call someone "autistic" for wearing a Patek Philippe watch?
Perhaps wouldn't call that person autistic but I can't take owning a super expensive watch seriously either.

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>>61099029
Then it becomes something else. Something old and already invented.

>>61097046
4Chan has devolved into such shit the past decade that I no longer can tell what is bait and what is a proper post.

It's like the Schrodingers cat, at this point everything is bait and everything is cancer at the same time.

what if there was a spinner you could attach to a string and spin it on the end of the string. i have lots of ideas like this

>>61097807
Actually it's a fidget spinner you blind cuck

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>>61098477
You know what spins faster than a 10000rpm hard drive? A 60000rpm turbomolecular pump with magnetic bearings. I'm working on putting one of these into a fidget spinner.

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hey i have that spinner OP

>>61099303
>autismoposting
stop reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>61097046
Hope you are ready for the ban since some kid swallowed a fidget spinner

>>61097046
>>>/b/

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I don't like those things because my hands are too small to comfortably hold one without extending my fingers. Why are they so huge?