BITCOIN WHY AREN"T YOU RICH YET?

I don't even know how to buy coins and cash em out. i would like to learn how to play the stock market too. I'm just too much of an IQlet to become rich.

>>60999302
but I didn't understand why it is valuable and I still don't

>>60999379
same reason why gold are valuable.

Cryptocurrencies are fucking retarded, same with any fiat currency, that's why. They're just numbers that arbitarily have value because someone said they do. At least with physical currency you can burn it for warmth or melt it down.

True wealth is derived from goods. Don't buy into the meme.

>>60999379
why is any currency valuable? Same answer.

>>60999379
it's basically a ponzi scheme. the only "value" it has is in the speculator frenzy it's creating, where the big losers are the ones left holding the bag when the scheme collapses

>>60999513
t. someone who doesn't understand blockchains or the technology.

And if you bought $100 worth of amazon stock, you'd have a lot of money now too.
"I didnt invest!" regret is fucking retarded. You very well could've bought $100 worth of BTC when it was still $0.001 and then lost every single one of them when Mt Gox crashed.

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>>60999513
>buy cryptocurrencies
>becomes worth a lot
>buy goods
t. retarded nocoiner
Pic related, it's you when bitcoin moons again

>>60999533
When shit goes sideways, your Bitcoin wallet won't be worth a damn thing.

I have 52 bitcoins mined on q9550 in 2009
suck it gpu faggots

>>60999545
netflix, amazon, apple, google, lol this logic is retarded.

here, invest in twitter now, while its still $15 per share. shits a staple of modern day life now and can only go up from there.

>>60999527
You do understand that the principbitcoins are valuable is the same reason the post-Gold standard dollar is valuable?
Granted, unlike Bitcoins, you have the security and the trust in the US government and the US economy to protect the dollar, but still./

>>60999564
>oh yeah well if USD crashes your dumb bills won't be worth anything

>>60999584
>shits a staple of modern day life now and can only go up from there
Are you retarded or have you just not paid a single bit of attention related to Twitter's finances?
Twitter is struggling to actually make money.

The best hope you have in buying Twitter stock is that it will eventually be bought by Amazon or Google.

>>60999398
gold is shiny and heavy and can be used to shield satellites from cosmic rays as a practical application

>>60999398
Gold has a practical use.
It's best comparison is the US dollar.

Did no one on /g/ take an econ class?

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>>60999564
>t. someone who will never sit in a lambo
Pic related is me and my three wives after crypto explodes

>>60999592
You know what the Confederates did when their money became worthless? They found other uses for it, like kindling and insulation.

Granted, you might be able to heat your entire community with your mining setup even in a post apocalyptic scenario.

Maybe they do have a use.

>>60999646
Explain the difference between Bitcoins and Dollars outside of the fact that Bitcoins are newer and thus scarier.

>>60999584

I like furry elephants better than blue birds

>>60999611
why would amazon want to buy twitter?

>>60999566
how long did you mine?

>>60999611
which is exactly what they said about all the companies i mentioned years ago

>>60999674
Did you miss the part where I explicitly shit on both of them?

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>>60999302
>bitcoin
>not the superior bitbean
It's like you hate money.

>>60999709
It's been more than a decade and Twitter isn't making money dude.

>>60999690
Why did they buy Twitch?

>>60999611
>Bought by Amazon

Amazon also struggles to turn a profit. In fact, a ton of companies do.

The real question is why did bitcoin succeed when others failed?

There is a long list of various cryptocurrencies, only a couple have any value.

>>60999779
Memes

>>60999344
Me too brother

>>60999690
>why would i want a platform used by millions of people?

lol are u 12?

>>60999779
it was the first one, or at least the first one to be adopted by the online drug trade

>>60999379
Same reason facebook is worth more than 400 Billion dollars

>>60999827
*holds you*

>>60999850
its literally nothing like the reason that facebook is worth 400 billion dollars. Facebook reaches an absolutely massive global market share and makes bajillions off of selling data and ad revenue

>>60999863
*holds back*

>>60999866
and? they don't create any physical product. bitcoin isn't a physical product.

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>mining, using, and trading Bitcoin
>actively supporting sex trafficking, the drug trade, and pedophilia
J U S T

Don't blame us when your daughter gets kidnapped by freaks

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>>60999920
>having children

>>60999920
what if I'm actually the freak

>>60999879
*caresses your cheek*

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>>60999302
Fuck BTC, we ETH now

>>60999946
https://www.fbi.gov/tips

>>60999398
Spooky zeca is this you?

>>60999886
thats like saying a bridge is the same as a fire hydrant because they're both made of steel. Yoga instructors aren't selling a physical product, does that make them the same as facebook too?

tfw I buy garden space and land and grow crops with my spare money and do aeroponics with my free time

feels good man
all of it is worth shit

>>60999955
TEACH ME

>>60999302
How do you even sell millions worth of Bitcoin?

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>>60999955
>*crashes*
>*congests network*
Bow to the true crypto king.

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There is an actual Shitcoin now (Simple Heuristic Inter-blockchain Technology). Yes, I have to be more specific! It is created by Dr. Shitoshi Crapamoto and they just dropped the Brown Paper along with a soon to come Developer API, where you can build and share great things with the community. It already has an arcade with Shitty Bird and Shiteris.

website: https://www.shitcoin.io/
arcade: https://arcade.shitcoin.io/

>>60999954
*gets lips closer to yours*

>>60999302
I didn't think it'd be successful so I didn't bother buying any ;_;

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>>60999302
>BUY NOW!

Go to bed, Vasily.

>>60999302

>>60999631
>Did no one on /g/ take an econ class?
Judging by threads like this >>60995257 and this >>60936463, no.

>>60999302
didn't have 100 dollars 7 years ago, don't have 100 dollars today

>>60999619
Bitcoin/blockchain can block sites from random edits too though.

Not sure if anyone remembers True Capitalist Radio, but Ghost is now heavily shilling for Cryptocurrencies

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>>61000116
>>60999954

>>61000059
you don't
best you can do is buy lots of drugs

still sitting on 6.x coins from years ago.

ANTSHARES

>>60999513
>arbitarily have value because someone said they do
They have value because of supply & demand, same as everything else. You could sell a literal rock for thousands of dollars if there were enough demand for it. In fact, if you recall some years ago, people made a lot of money doing exactly that.

>jumping in now
>of all times
why do people enjoy losing

Isn't bitcoin just one big money laundering scheme for the CCP now?

>>60999611
>Google buys twitter
>manages to kill the platform completely in under a month
Heh, that'd be pretty nice.

>>60999843
Twitter has been deteriorating for years
Everyone knows it's userbase is 99% overly opinionated libshits and niggers

>>61000589
Except that rock is a physical good, not something that does not exist in the physical plane

>>61000601
Buy high sell low, my friend

>tfw I was on this shitty site when it first got shilled seven years ago and had $100 set aside to buy into buttcoins but didn't
Yeah, I want to kill myself almost everyday.

>>61000741
Ah yes the golden method.

>>61000741
>buy once
>keep re-investing with DRIPS
>also index funds

>>60999513
>They're just numbers that arbitarily have value because someone said they do.

lol you're fucking retarded

go back to shitting in the streets pajeet

>>61000772
I considered buying buttcoin for 4000€ back in 2013 when it was at 150.

Making money with bitcoin and altcoins is so fucking simple atm.
If there is any doomsday scenarios, one can profit of those.
It's like taking candy from children.

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FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD
>>>/biz/
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE
YOU ARE TRYING TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO HELPING YOU(/biz/) PUMP AND DUMP
KILL YOURSELF
>>>/biz/
FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD

>>60999302
Bitcoin as an investment reeks of the tulip bubble.

>>60999920
if you smoke pot you support the terrorists

>>61000931
>keep re-investing with DRIPS
>also index funds
dis bitcoin where da fux do u think u is

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>>60999302
>If you picked the right lottery numbers last week you'd have $75mil right now.