Any tips for making the next facebook and becoming a billionaire?

>>60941222
convert to judaism

>>60941246
is it true that you have to get circumcised?
because fuck that I don't wanna buy lotion and shit to jack off

>>60941222
Facebook is profitable because of ad revenue and selling metadata.

Protip you're never going to make something that popular.

A monthly subscription service is your best bet for becoming nu rich pretty quickly if you shill hard enough (this will mean leaving the house)

>>60941261
>having to buy lotion to jack off
>1BN USD

gee what a pickle

>>60941281
nice Reddit spacing you pseudo intellectual.

>>60941312
Not sure what you're implying here bud.

Not an argument.

>>60941322
I just think that your statement belays your crab in a bucket mentality.
"Protip you're never going to make something that popular." how could you possibly know that?
you fucking communist
Why try is that it?
only our masters can achieve greatness?
I hope you get gang raped

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>>60941361

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>>60941361
>how could you possibly know that?
>you fucking communist
>Why try is that it?
>only our masters can achieve greatness?
Calm your autism kid because you're not presenting any arguments.

>>60941413
oh yes how about you say
Strawman or Ad hominem
or other didactic phrases

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>>60941432
I just did.

>>60941413
So you say a bounch of unfounded rubbish and now the onus is on me to debate you?
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof

Well anyway my idea was an online phone reception company that can record messages and make calls anonymously, from anywhere in the globe

For a few $100 you can get a business line with 99 extensions (say (AA)3300 33xx, the idea being all of us that have to go through the "make tweet" -> "banned" -> "Need a new number to register" problem.

A few dollars a month for unlimited use should work right?

>>60941463
You want me to debate your assertion that I'm a communist and implied I think it's impossible to make money online?

I don't know how to debate that mate, I'm not a commie and your warped perception of my statement isn't my problem especially when I flat out stated how OP could LIKELY make money online instead of "well you might make that billion dollar website but you have more chance of being hit by lighting half a dozen times GL gg".

All you've done so far is spaz out about someone giving realistic advice and the formatting of my posts.

>>60941490
Well considering alot of phone system software is actually 68k code written in the 80s and emulated by modern systems I think a groundup solution could be sucsessful

>>60941529
Typical Australian, never wanting anyone to succeed.
Tall poppy syndrome.
"No one can ever make a billion dollar business, thats something other people do"

>>60941222
How about a network that is not overrun by complete faggots? I am using a browser extension to filter google result to block shit like medium and quora. By now the list covers half of the observable web.

>>60941222
1. Have a good Idea
2. Startup
3. Spend 90% of your budget on marketing and legal
4. Never get past prototype
5. Get bought out by bigger company
6. ...
7. Profit

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>>60941560
There are few billion dollar companies and far fewer were created in one generation, you have autism or something if you think this is an attainable goal. If you have to ask on 4chan how to become a billionaire you don't have the drive or aptitude for it. You should consider suicide.

>>60941595
Medium is by far the shittiest platform I have ever seen.

>>>/biz/

>>60941603
>billion dollar companies
/17-billion-dollar-companies-created-in-less-than 5 years
>literally the first google result
Stop dole bludging and get a job you fizzle

>>60941222
get a CIA grant doofus

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>>60941654
Hmmm 17 companies over 5 years... 7 billion people...

You've made a strong argument.

>>60942072
took you awhile didn't it?

>>60942113
Perhaps you should try presenting some arguments that aren't pants on head retarded.

>>60942133
It doesn't matter if you never concede a point.
I could say anything, and if I make a good point you just take 30 minutes and come back with a lame response.
Go die
you loser

>>60941306
>1BN USD
>having to jerk off

>>60942161
>It doesn't matter if you never concede a point.
You're not presenting a rebuttal to my core point, you're not even presenting anything you're just whining like a bitch.

>I could say anything, and if I make a good point you just take 30 minutes and come back with a lame response.
>I could present a logically sound argument
>but I won't cuz u wont listen haha
and you wonder why this isn't first and foremost on my mind

>>60942307
All you are doing is arguing on the behalf of indolence.
You are trying to justify your own inadequacies.
Dressing it up in sophistry won't help.

>make an app that's like tinder, only for cucks
>come up with a clever name for it
>advertise app on /pol/
you'll become a billionaire in a matter of weeks

>>60942381
sad that this would enjoy moderate success

>>60942350
cringiest post I've seen in a long time

>>60942423
Hurr durr You're not presenting a rebuttal to my core point!
you are a faggot and this kind of shit cuts both ways you hypocrite lazy stooge

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>>60942450
oyoyoyo want to have a juxtaposition war like on john oliver?

>>60942553
John Oliver stinks, And what are you even saying again?
That it is impossible for someone to start a billion dollar company?
Despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.
Self defeating pathetic mentality you have.

Make something that appeals to the masses and get lucky.

>>60941222
yes make a version of facebook where you can request to hook up with someone, but they don't get notified unless they choose to hook up with you. This way you avoid being rejected, and you get lots of sweet booty.

It's the magical combination of facebook and craigslist

>>60942747
isn't that basically what tinder does?

>>60941222
join forces with nsa,cia

>>60942765
except its just among people you know like friends and family

>>60942747
it can only work if it's like tinder because most women dont want to be labeled a slut

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>>60942862
>Hooking up with friends and family
>family
>Hook up with family

>>60942936
Imagine you wanted to bang your mum but it's such a terrifying thing to ask. Well let's say you are both friends on facefuck.com, and you send a hook up request to her, knowing she will only ever know if she sends one to u.

Let's say you get that notification she sent one your way too, and then she knocks on your bedroom door.

There is a market for this

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>>60942624
you're not going to start a company like facebook or microsoft dumbass. doesn't matter if your products or services are better / more efficient, you dont have CIA money so basically youll never be anything hahaha. even if you do manage to create a succesful startup (somehow) it wont last for more than a few years: it'll be bought out by multinationals or your life will be liquidated by the CIA niggers. dont you know socialism and spying is the lifeblood of america??

if you want to REALLY do something good and worthwhile then maybe you should start thinking about b_mbing a g_vernment building or stabbing some bankers. otherwise shut the fuck up and keep sucking mark zuckerbergs CIA "entrepreneurial" money dick you bitch made player hating idiot head

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>>60942975
>There is a market for this
In the south, prob yeah. But aren't you assuming they have access to the internet?

facebook for billionaires only. you could call it billionairesonlybook

>>60943034
how old are you exactly?
Haven't heard this kinda outdated redneck posting since the early 2000s

Actually incest is now accepted and practiced in the most progressive circles, and all over 4chan and other anime oriented communities

>>60943034
sure they do. have you seen /pol/ lately?

Please KYS.

>>60941222
Go back in time and do it 15 years ago

>>60941246
>implying you can simply convert to an ethno-religion

>>60943070
>how old are you exactly?
Old enough :^)

>Actually incest is now accepted
No the fuck it isn't.