Why does /g/ is suddenly sucking Apple ?

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because anti-Apple faggots have shown nothing but astronomical levels of assdevastation

Apple is run by white men and is an actual computing company, not an advertising company or botnet company

/g/ gives praise where it's due

sometimes...

This thread disgusts me.

le gay-fag meme lmao ebyn :DDDDDDDD

>>60771254
Your existence disgusts me.

>>60771305
You sound just like my mom.

>>60771197
It's the most successful human entity by all conceivable metric.

>>60771305
This thread is an abomination.

I have never bought an apple product in my life. :)

>>60771197
Why does you sucking my cock in that alley last night for a bus pass and then walk home you virginal Faggot ?

>>60771237
Underrated post

Today was the Apple keynote, where Apple shows off all of the new shit that makes your current shit look like garbage.

Of course one or two of you faggots here are going to make a thread about it.

Nobody seemed to complain when Google does their pajeet powerpoints on shitty new Android releases.

>>60771197
The keynote was fucking shit.
>Kabylake
>Bigass speaker
> Refreshes fucking everywhere
>Ar shit

>>60771237
Yeah but they're gay and hire pajeet engineers.

So you even know who the ceo of apple is?

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Quality American innovation that moves the market forward while the Chinese rush to make their commie botnet knockoffs

>>60771197
as a dude with an iPhone iMac and MacBook, this WWDC was pretty meh. but considering theyre last few have been utter shit, I guess thats why it makes it good

>don't care about watch
>macOS/iOS updates were decent. but considering these platforms compete with the likes of android/windows, anything is better than shit
>homepod 349 lel
>don't care about VR/AR
>don't care about tablets but the 120hz iPad Pro with redesigned iOS had me look twice
>eGPU support is pretty dope

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>>60771894
>bendgate
>touch disease on all iPhone 6 and 6 plus models
>no headphone jack
>owe BILLIONS in evaded taxes
>ceo literally sucks cocks on a regular basis
>old ceo died from aids he contracted from gay sex
>their latest products require a dozen dongles for basic functionality
Truly a remarkable company, something all should strive to be like

>>60771998
Apple is everything American capitalism strives to be

Microsoft is everything American capitalism is

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>>60771237
>men
>not a botnet company

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>>60771237
>white men

I personally loved their BBC couple. It reminds me if my place as a white male.

>>60771197
>Why does /g/ is suddenly sucking Apple ?

Probably once they got on the iPad train.

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>>60771197
Only a fraction of /g/, the stupidest and lazy one. I see no point to argue with technically illiterate people using Apple because their technological knowledge is a knowledge of a regular Fagbook Instagram poster.

To talk to Apple users about UNIX is like to go to an Intel-Ryzen thread and try to talk there about the instruction parallelism or memory coalescing in modern CPUs or try to talk about CUDA programming in an nVidia/Vega thread.

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be apple
>manufacture iphones in china
>chinese government requires half of the source code to operate in its borders
>apple complies

>us government asks apple for a backdoor
>apple denies and says its against the constitution

>apple trusts chinks who are known for reverse engineering and digital blackmail

>their own miltary OS is a mix of apple and windows and linux

>its secure guys(tm)
>icloud gets hacked once again for the 4th fappening leak

>>60771197
summer

>>60772447

The most poser-ish fake-intellectual post I've seen on here in about 2 weeks. I can see right through you and you're not even in front of me. You're just another clueless moron on this board, smart enough to fool your parents into thinking you may possibly be smart but nothing more.

Old /g/ was never this asspained, a lot of us weren't autistic or devastatingly poor and we had many systems in our possession. Go tip your fagdora elsewhere.

>>60771237

This.

Somebody get this man an apple.

>>60772049
>Apple is everything American capitalism strives to be
Maximum profit without innovation thanks to a cult like fanbase.

>>60772493
kek

>>60771197
>sucking apple
No. Faggots are sucking dick.
>>>/lgbt/

>shill on g, reddit, 9gag
>talk about scraping the barrel

apple really is finished

>>60772049
dodging taxes and paying taxes?