>He uses his brain as his password manager

>>60648678
i can remember like at most 10 passwords

>>60648678
I use muscle memory

I would but my passwords are 64 characters long and I'm too much of a brainlet to remember a dozen 64 character passwords.

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>>60648678
wattup NSA

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>he doesn't write it down on a physical notebook

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>>60648678
>he leaves all his pssswords in one easy to find file on his computer

I'll bet he thinks passwording that file protects it too

>He doesnt tell all the passwords to Mr. Rabbit who has an incredible memory because he ate CIA brain pills

Lmao how can non-schizos even compete?

>>60649258
>not chiseling your passwords into granite

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>work for fortune 500 company
>telnet everywhere
>invalid https certs
>was given a literal passwords.txt file on my first day

Thank god I'm just a lowly network admin and not in charge of security in any way.

>>60648678
>mfw using the same password for everything for more than a decade

>>60649379
> create a file for my passwords
> password protect it
> write the password for the password file in the password file
> can't remember the password to the password file
> can't open the password file to check the password file password
rip

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>>60649506
And we the five eyes thank you for it

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>>60649449
>not creating an ant farm in the shape of your password

>not hashing easy to remember pws

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>>60649449
>not having a scribe to record documents into an indecipherable glyphic based language

>using a password manager
How do we call those people?

>>60649506
>not using variations of the same password template

>>60649665
>not living in constant fear of being hacked by script kiddies

>>60649661
calling them people is a bit of a stretch desu

>>60649560
Any jobs goin?

>>60649661
Intelligent.

>>60648726
Divide it into 8-character chunks, and force yourself to write it multiple times per day. Takes me about a week to get up to 32 characters.

Serious question:
would doing the following be secure?
"xxxxxxxxyyyyxxxx"
keeping the "x" the same across websites, and changing the "y" depending on the website (something similar to the website name)
Does this method have a name? how flawed is it if you use a ~40 letter password and change ~6 depending on the website?

>he doesn't use just two passwords everywhere, "regular" and "secure" plus a phone message based auth for critical stuff like paypal

"password manager"
or just an encrypted (zipped) text file where you can type whatever you want

>>60648711
patrician

>>60650610
>Put all your passwords in a single point of failure, that's proprietary and for-profit, which you don't control
>Intelligent
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/30/lastpass-warns-users-to-exercise-caution-while-it-fixes-major-vulnerability

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>>60651858
Fucking lol
I know you're being serious, but this gave me a giggle

>>60649449
>Not writing your passwords on an Etch n Sketch.

I use same password for everything.

>>60648711
>muscle memory
>thats somehow different from using your brain

Ok

>>60655350
It's like the difference between breathing and breathing manually.

>>60648678
>he lacks the brain capability to remember passwords
Double digit IQ autism club is over there >>>/b/

>>60654657
Is it bad?

My brain's RAM keeps losing stuff man

What the fuck

>>60658005
you mean hard drive?

>>60655350
>brain
I remember words, digits, symbols
>muscle
I remember my movements

>>60648678
>He don't use hash generator to remember password efficiently

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>>60658005
>his brain doesn't have ECC

>>60658089
>his brain doesn't use a RAMdisk

>>60654657
>>60657976
I'd also like to know this

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LMBO

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>>60648678
>He doesn't have a memory palace

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>She uses his brain

>he doesn't store his passwords in his dna and extract them with masturbation

>>60648678
>not storing all your passwords in a text file called "boring tax stuff"