Stolen Phones

Everything important in the front pocket.
Don't let anyone see if you have a good phone.

Give it to Jamal

Travel with your old phones. Currently traveling with my Redmi 1S

>>60568953
Viable. What about laptops, tablets, etc.?

>>60569002
A dumpster dived Thinkpad like the rest of /g/
After the potential thief sees how poor you are he will attempt to give you a new, better laptop

>>60568339
Don't be such a beta?

>>60569114
I'm not small, but that doesn't prevent my things from being stolen.

>>60568339
https://www.cerberusapp.com/home/en

works p.well, i have mine installed so that even if the phone is wiped it'll reinstall itself. it's also invisible so they can't see that it's installed either.

feels good man

>>60569171
thanks anon, but it's more the hassle of getting a new device than the data that would be lost.

>>60569002
Why the fuck would you bring all of those for a vacation? Bring a cheap and simple phone with long battery life and a camera.

>>60569230

so buy a fucking chinkphone for 40 bucks or some unlocked piece of shit on kijiji.

christ.

>>60569002

Surface RT

Don't act like a tourist, i.e. don't walk around with a map sticking out of your fannypack while looking confused. If you have a nice camera, put some tape over that CANON or NIKON branding.

Cover your phone with chocolate smears and keep it inside your underwear at all times.
The only truly safe way to not get your phone stolen

>>60568339
you have to keep everything inside your rectum at all times you would sorry to lost. ive been using this method for a long time when i feel unsafe at places or situations and it saved me quite a few times

>>60570169
any tips on how to widen my anal cavity?

>>60568339
>>>/trv/

some general advice: if you think the risk of getting robbed is greater than usual, don't take unnecessary stuff (like laptops, tablets or cameras if you don't feel you'll strictly need them), in a lot of places tourists are targeted so try your best not to look like one, also most of the time they'll pick shit right out of your pocket or bag so use inside pockets and don't put your valualbe shit in a bag and carry it around.

>>60570500
>>>/lgbt/

>>60568339
Buy a cheapo phone and swap the sim card into it

>>60569002
What are you doing during your vacation? Do you *need* a laptop? I brought one with me last on a trip last month and it sat in the hotel room the entire week unused. My iPad took care of any computing needs I had.

>>60568339
Step 1. If at your destination niggers be, traveling elsewhere is the key