What do you think about Google's custom gender?

I'm so ready to exploit this holy shit

>>60464915
i sexually identify as a Go exploit

>>60464957
I identify as a School Shooter

>doesn't let you set custom pronouns
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it literally doesn't matter

t. well adjusted straight white male

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>when your new app doesn't come with a gender slider

I sexually identify as a layman-based live ebuild

>>60465086
>Slider

You still have a 1 dimensional gender? Male, Female or anything in between?

HEY EVERYONE, EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS SEXIST AND SHAME HIM!
Wow, I literally can't even. Wow. Just wow. I mean, seriously? You were probably among the people who used to represent gender as a single bit to, literally wow.

>>60465138
>not identifying as a hyperspace

>>60464915
I identify as an ebul assault rifle

Bipolar unijunction transistor here. Pls no bully.

>tfw your gender is ;Drop database;

what gender is Chewbacca I genuinely feel I relate to chewie more than humans

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>mfw my custom gender is girl (male)

>>60465131
I heard your people may discriminate against exheres-based live builds, which I identify as.

Can we agree to respect this "internet" as safe space?

I already identify as a meat popsicle on SoundCloud so I'm all set.

I identify myself as an ancient deity of harvest.

>>60464915
>Enter your gender:
>Girl
>Google should refer to you as:
>He

I sure am angry over this thing that isn't a big deal, doesn't affect me in any way, and makes some people happy!! Reeeeee

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I identify myself as a boolean true

>>60467301
I SEXUALLY identify is a lazy enumerable bool? nullable yield returned by weather patterns.

I identify myself as

 Boby'); DROP TABLE Johnson;-- 

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>>60464915
I identify as a Goa'uld. I already updated my Youtube.

>>60464915
I sexually identify as a complex manifold

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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Also, retarded captcha.

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>>60465007
>>60466156

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>>60465138
>when your new app doesn't come with a gender tesseract

>>60465431
How tight is your boipuss?

>>60469449
>can't solve
Where did you get that ridiculous idea from?

>>60469487
98% virgin.

>>60465138
>when your generation is so fucking retarded they can't comprehend sarcasm and start believing funny shitposts like the above are real
>when your generation is so fucking pathetic they not only believe the above shitpost but they care about random shitposters feels enough to make retarded changes about it under these false pretenses
surely this is the worste time to be alive, no?

>>60464915
I sexually identify as a Mitsubishi evo 8

>>60464915
>tfw nobody uses google+ and nobody will ever see it

>>60465138
Gender is a spectrum
A slider would be a correct approach, but what would a multidimensional one even look like?

>>60470253
>what would a multidimensional one even look like?
A series of sliders.

>>60470283
No, that would be boring

>>60470293
A simple entry field, where you enter your hyperdimensional gender coordinates.

>>60464915
Personally, I believe they should've waited until this mulit-gendered bullshit resolved itself into something more permanent before pandering to the fuckwits who have nothing better to do with their time than to be the J.R.R Tolkien of gender lore.
Them falling for a meme this early is just embarrassing for all of us.

>>60470327
But what would the program to calculate the values look like? We can't have sliders.

>>60470341
>hyperdimensional gender coordinates
Maybe a questionare, like for the two-dimensional politics things.

>>60469478

kankergeslacht

>>60467544
>);
>>>/out/

>>60464936
>What would you like to be called
>Okay, from now on, we will call you "Nigger"

Classic

>>60464915
I dont really care

FLOENS. YOUR SHITTY APP MAKING /g/ THE DEFAULT BOARD FOR ALL THESE REDDIT /pol/ BROSWERS IS KILLING US. FUCK YOU

All those who say they are neither male nor female are faggots.

Also why this is in /g/, post this kind of shit to /b/

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I sexually identify as Tucker Carlson in a bikini

>>60471554
Because right wing shill posters can't discuss politics exclusively in the politics board.

>>60464915
Ok I'm done with all Google services

>>60471578
>Never browsed Facebook or reddit

>>60464957
>>60464971
>>60465131
this thread is gold

>>60470382
What if my gender is four-dimensional?

>>60464971
:^)

>>60471731
just have enough dimensions in your questionare!

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>>60464915
>Gender

https://youtu.be/jZwiJe4vt4s

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>>60470327
>hyperdimensional gender coordinates

>>60469557
What happened to that 2%

>tfw no custom pronouns so you can't get google to refer to you as "My Master"

>>60474172
a toothbrush "accident"

>>60472061
but this proves you can feel a different gender
he was biologically a female with that fake vagina and shit
but he still felt male because that's who he was inside
same as any trans person feels they are whatever gender they are transitioning to inside
psychology is very complicated and a limited close minded field of study like biology can never even attempt to explain the complicated shit that is the human psyche
I'm not advocating for every fucking way to dress to become a gender, but trans people are legit.
And also, the quote from that guy that was experimented on used in that video was in relation to circumsision and the possible risks of it, nothing to do with the video itself.

>>60466156
>enabling mental illness is good

what did he mean by this?

>>60470335
>Personally, I believe they should've waited until this mulit-gendered bullshit resolved itself into something more permanent before pandering to the fuckwits who have nothing better to do with their time than to be the J.R.R Tolkien of gender lore.
>Them falling for a meme this early is just embarrassing for all of us.
Underrated.
However, for legal purposes, I identify as a woman.
To think that some would call it "assault" or
a hate crime to call BS is why this cannot continue.

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Where's Mike "Frag grenade in a fag parade" Pence when you need him?

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>>60465775
My nigga

>not identyfing yourself as Option[gender], which may be Male, Female or None

How long until the distinction between default and custom genders is seen as archaic genderism?

If you're going to transition into another sex, call yourself either male or female; none of that silly pronoun shit, etc. I welcome a transitioning female or male, but lose all respect for Xe, It, Binomial-Xirth, Cis-Span, or whatever they call such long lists of made up words. Things were better when we had only two genders. At least Caitlyn Jenner calls herself a woman, identifying as female.

>>60467301
delete this

>>60467301
So you're implying your almonds are activated. As a friendly reminder and regardless of emotion, the resulting enzymes are beneficial and delicious once sprouted.

>>60477184
Can my pronouns be she/her/female/Vaginal-American? Technically that's compliant with the bigender system.

I am Jesus Christ

When will google offer an option that allows the whole world to know that I am the son of God?

Why is it ok for them to make some people happy but not me?

>>60477260
Oregon allows for an "Other" gender ID card. Show me some DMV papers saying you're really Jesus Christ and we'll talk about it.

>>60470193
Good choise

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wew

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I sexually identify myself as Ytterbium, because this is the best rare earth

>>60477719
that look like fossilsed shit

>>60477737
fuck you

i identify as a sql injection

alternatively "nigger"

>>60464915
i don't

I identify as GNU/Female

>this is where moot went to

>>60465138
An analogue slider (having infinite values between 0 and 1) can in fact represent an infinite set of points in infinite dimensions.

You probably think multi-dimensional arrays aren't actually one-dimension too.

Fucking brainlet.

>>60475209
Underated

>>60477370
underrated

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i like it

>>60478073
where do i get this prompt?

>>60464915
I am a robot.

>>60478339
https://myaccount.google.com/gender

>>60478840
ty

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>>60471731
Then you just eter coordinates of it's projection you dummy!

>>60465775
Fuck off, Korbo.

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Thanks Google.

>>60478005
No but you seem to think computers are "analogue"

>>60475207
>he was biologically a female with that fake vagina and shit
Holy shit you're a fucking idiot.

>2016+1
> not having a multistate fluctuating quantum gender

>>60475207
>Muh feelings

>>60464915
where do I set this up?

Gender should just be removed all together because this is fucking stupid.

>>60464915
I think you should go back to >>>/pol/

>>60470253
>Gender is a spectrum
Lol I'm sure

>>60479441
Why...?

>>60464915
I am a robot

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nice I can finally b myself :)

>>60479444
Faggot

>>60479441
This. Gender specific pronouns are fucking stupid, several languages don't even have them.

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>>60470253
>what would a multidimensional one even look like?

>>60470253
Gender is an n-dimensional vector you 2-trans-scum.

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>>60464915
>still no transage option
I thought Google is open minded.

I sexually identify as '-- DELETE FROM * WHERE 1=1

>>60472061
Fucking finally this mad guy is coming up, i thought i was pushing money's bullshit in faggy threads on several boards for fucking nothing

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>>60480030
Here's hoping for second-order effects

>>60480068
you must be one retarded fucker to assume google is stupid enough to write frontends that allow dynamic sql that would allow sql injection.

>>60480154
I wasn't expecting it to work.

But really, what do you think will happen to it? It'll go into an SQL database somewhere and hopefully some dumbass google researcher or data harvester will pick that up and put it in another database without sanitising it.

>>60464915
I don't. It doesn't affect me. Why do you care?

>>60464915
I found it offensive that it limits my gender to a single utf-8 string.

>>60480543
Change your gender to a URL pointing to a file representing your real gender then

>>60480551
What if my gender is the URL itself and not the file it points to? It's confusing.

>>60480583
Well you can represent anything as UTF-8 if you really wanted to.

>>60480583
Use base64

>>60480588
I wonder what's the maximum length for that field then.
>my gender is base64 encoding of Shrek.mkv, 7GiB
>my preferred pronoun is 15afd235643...

>>60480622
The pronoun should be the md5 of the gender.

So anyone test the length limit of that field yet?
I'm too happy with my current 'gender' to bother.

>>60464915

Remeber when they used to ask for "sex" instead of ((gender))

>>60480669
Back then the answer was just 'yes please'

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Meh, it looks like it gets truncated.

>>60480634
>md5
That's offensive.

>>60480692
Boring, but consider that whatever filtering they do to the input might interefere with the truncating- IE, you could put in a longer exploit and have the program truncate it to a functional exploit.

>>60480634
The pronoun should be the magnet link of the gender.

>>60480704
I'm not worried about md5 hash collisions in my pronouns

>>60480676
still is

>Gender is a magnet link for game of thrones collection
>HBO sends DMCA to take down my fucking gender

>>60465086
Do you really have to do that bullshit. You could have just said "My app didn't come with a gender slider" And we would have got the joke.
Stop formatting your jokes to be appealing to the mentally inept.

>>60464915
i fucking hate being a tranny
i wanna die

>>60480827
>being on 4chins
>not mentally inept

>>60472419
my sides

There's only two genders - "man" and "not a man"

>identify as genderless
>google forces me to specify a gender
triggered.

If I identify as non-binary transfluid will it increase my chances of getting hired by google?

>>60484797
I am an agefluid bisexual paraplegic. Dear google, gib wowk nao!

>>60464915
I identify as 30km~ of saltwater. I'm Transatlantic.

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>>60464915
This fucking world.

>>60464915
Can we finally kill google by entering robot and calling them mechaphobic abusing users to the torture that is captcha?
Having me tell them I am not a robot is harmful.
THERE IS FOUR LIGHTS

>>60485748
KEK

Isn't it problematic to non-gendered people that they ask you to specify your gender?

>>60485806
Crikey he is onto something lads.

Screencappd

>>60485748
Not when I'm drinking, faggot. Take responsibility for my keyboard, fucker.

>>60480865
Same

>>60478005
No brainlet there are different kinds of infinity and they do not all fit on R, e.g. the hyperreals

>>60464915
can i be referred to as Party A?

>>60485806
>problematic
Promoted to VP of diversity

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>>60469355
Is this real

>>60464915
They're doing it the right way since it lets you come up with anything as your gender just like how Tumblr does it.

>>60479974
pedo detected

APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER

>>60472061
>That video.
Amazing what social "sciences" can do to people.

>>60486175
Wanna die together?

>>60470253
>what would a multidimensional one even look like?

a multi-dimension seven-sided chess board spiraled in a five-way ouroboros fashion
just to cover all the bases

>>60477292
Fuck, they really have lost control.
When they will allow me and my multiple personalities to have a license for each and every one of my multiple personalities?

>>60464915
I sexually identify as a time-space anomaly.

>>60464915
Can "the NSA" be my gender?

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>>60487159

>>60470327
Someone needs to build a widget for this.

>>60485748
They already discriminate against bots. Just look at the captcha.

>>60467976
Where's the gate at?

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>>60480865
CLEAN

Such a fucking shit thread
None of you are even remotely funny

>>60487618
>/g/ is for posting funnies
back to 9gag with you

>>60466073
>Implying I am not a girl with a benis

>2k17
>not being a tomgirl

>>60475070
>a toothbrush "accident"

>not masturbating with your classmate's 4.5 inch cock

oh, come fucking on

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>>60480865
YOUR

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>>60480865
>>60487384
>>60488126
ROOM

>>60478840

Oh god the fucking things i can do with this shit