Getting your own bot waifu is still far away but now you can

>>60406541
>rent one
cuck

>>60406541
>renting a waifu
>paying money to use someone else's literal cum dumpster
Found the cuck

Fuck off faggot

>>60406541
Another top tier job:cleaning the shit and semen from the robot whore's every hole

>>60406602
Wonder what the pay would be.

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But I already trade used onaholes with /jp/ees

I don't even have to pay 80euro for it

>>60406624
back to your shithole
/jp/ has been shit for years

>>60406602
why would there be shit in the robot

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>>60406541
>Getting your own bot waifu is still far away but now you can rent one
This is not a bot, retard.
You can easily buy one of these sex dolls, it's nothing new.

>>60406602
if the cleaner is lucky. You ever try to clean semen from your hair, it takes forever...I mean me either.

>>60406541
>100 Euro an hour
real prostitutes are cheaper

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>>60406659

>>60406541
>no feminine benis

>>60406541
When did Miku get fat?

>>60406541
>renting a onahole

How about no

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>>60406541
The real question is:
Can I install Source Mage on it?

>>60406837
When she became 3DPD

>>60406697
Actually, this

>>60406541
>rent

Eww.

>>60406697
But you won't catch STDs from these.

>>60406541
www.restaroastie.org.jp

>>60407163
>implying you wont get an STD from sharing a poorly cleaned literal cumhole with a bunch of strangers

Also
>what are condoms

>>60407595
>implying these strangers are high risk. This thing will probably take a bunch of people's virginity...or maybe not depending on your definition of virginity

>>60409849
>implying virgins can't have STDs
kek

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>Renting a doll ever
>Buying a doll for thousands of dollars that isn't even a Trottla
For what possible reason?

>>60406541
ewww

>>60406541
Just went to pornhub to see what's like to fuck one of these.
One word: Pathetic.

>>60406541
first thing I'do is getting rid of the head

>>60411279
yeah this

boston dynamics need to work on this

>paying for sex for anything but an 8+/10 real model
Lol at the idea of paying to fuck some plastic doll with a fucking condom, which has no jaw so when you stick it in the mouth the entire face deforms fucking lol.

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>>60406541
Why not just get a girlfriend?
I always thought it was hard
Stopped being a beta bitch and it worked.

>>60411866
get >>>/out/ normie

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>>60406659
>>60406733

>>60412332
>has a gf
>normie
Why people here won't just accept that it's easier to change a few parameters of self to get a gf to fuck than to live a sexless lonely life.
Then again, we're on a thread about fucking plastic dolls.

>>60412439
since when you can change your looks ?

>>60412439
What the hell did you expect? /g/ is full virgin neckbeards such as I myself. /g/entoomen are too busy ricing their DE to even care about 3DPD and just fap to cartoons while having a dragon dildo up their ass.

i wonder who has to clean these after people return it loaded with a mix of semen, smegma and pubic hair

>>60412493
Since hygiene and working out. More extreme versions include make up and plastic surgery

>>60412507
>/g/entoomen are too busy ricing their DE to even care about 3DPD
This always makes me laugh, because as much as they claim to not care about 3DPD, they sure are ready to jump at every direction when one is mention or posted
>who's that semen daemon
>whoa fuck that bitch
>tfw no gf
and so on.

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I want one of these. Fuck.
Imagine waking up in the morning next to your cute waifu. You dress her in some qt cloths you went shopping for over the weekend and take her down for some breakfast... You then make her comfy on the sofa with a good book. Upon getting back home from a hard day at work, you see her smiling face welcoming you.
;_; maybe when I move out.

>>60412579
>This always makes me laugh, because as much as they claim to not care about 3DPD, they sure are ready to jump at every direction when one is mention or posted
They might just be neo-/g/. Dunno

>>60412612
when you cant have the waifu, you become the waifu anon
why dont you buy those clothes and wear em yourself?

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the problem isn't renting. The problem is seeing a person which is aware that you just paid money to have sex with a plastic doll in a closed room and possibly also have smalltalk with him

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This whole thread.

>>60412629
>neo-/g/
I think this is my fourth or fifth neo-/g/ and I gotta say that this trend began like 2 neo-/g/s ago

>>60412653
>him
clearly stated he is actually a she. how's that social anxiety now, huh?

>>60412653
>as always anon?
>no I'd like to take another one today, please show me the catalogue
>does this one have an anal cavity?
>yes sir
>I'd like to book an hour with this one
>thank you sir, please follow me to the room

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>>60406541
Fuck man, those are expensive.
i would still rather buy one than rent

http://www.lumidolls.com/en/rates

the rates are higher than with your average real-life asian prostitute

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>>60411866
because they don't have male sacrificial love. they don't actually love you. this is why french women betrayed their husbands and slept with Nazi conquerors. if she truly loved you she would fight and die with you.

>>60412753
With half the risk of STD

>>60412779
>not using a condom

>>60412795
>he didn't hear of super-aids

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>>60412666
Isn't it just the joke because everyone wants to get a qt3.14 gf but then get bitter towards the opposing sex and get in a denial saying
>muh 3DPD
>Maki dakimakura is fine
Because social outcast who are passionate about tech don't have a lot of motivation to get outside and meet people. Adding a insult to a injury, people who actual use GNU/Linux tends to be more autistic than for example windows or OSX users, thus making them more prone to 2D girls instead of 3D.

>>60412795
What can I say anon, I like raw blowjobs over the ones with a plastic bag on me.

>>60406541
>literally robot whore
I'm deeply insulted you'd imply that a whore could be my waifu.

>>60412823
>Because social outcast who are passionate about tech don't have a lot of motivation to get outside and meet people.
>What are congresses, conventions and festivals

>Adding a insult to a injury, people who actual use GNU/Linux tends to be more autistic than for example windows or OSX users
This is where I cry a little. Whatever happened to LUGs? I used to meet some qt's over install fests to show them so Linux Wizardy. Or prepare basic tutorials/workshops on how to do basic compilations with make or how to do networking with Python for normies. There's always that one bitch that's ogling you. Your call.

I guess nothing beats apathy.

>>60412832
and that's why you'd prefer to fuck a literal plastic bag instead?

>>60406680
Helps to use a lice comb.

>>60412960
Actually no. I'd prefer to spend some time and money with an actual girl to get her to suck my dick.

>>60407595
>using condoms
KEK
U
C
K

This looks waay too real. How can we be sure this isn't a doll's head shopped onto a model?

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>>60413262
Fuck, forgot pic...

>>60413272
What? Looks exactly like doll.

>>60413325
Dunno man, apart from the small in the back, it look exactly like a human being.

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>>60413348
It's like you never saw these.

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>>60411866
>Why not just get a girlfriend?
lol
>It isn't hard just b urself
...

How the fuck does anyone imagine that wrangling a huge, lifeless doll is somehow going to be hot?

>>60411866

its 2017, you have to be CHAD to get a gf

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>>60406541
>brainlets have to use inferior 3D dolls because they can't maintain a tulpa

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>>60414754
>>60414779
>>It isn't hard just b urself
>its 2017, you have to be CHAD to get a gf

Has it ever cross your mind that no one approaches you because you're insufferable fucks or intolerable cunts? It's like all this 'being yourself' shit leaves out the part where you have to be able to make certain concessions to be able to be in a group of people.

As someone with a cuck fetish because I hate myself that is really hot.

>>60416640
I know I am an insufferable fuck, I'd have to pretend to get a girlfriend and it wouldn't last. But I'd get laid at least.

>>60406541
That nose looks too translucent. It turns me off.

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>>60406541
What distro does this cumhole run on?

Also I bet it'll measure your cock size and how fast you finish for a "fun scoreboard or some shit"(botnet),

>>60412764
Surely there's a better example to use. That's just what the French do, surrender and be cucked.

>>60418389
Proprietary SoC non-upgradable shit.

>>60418389
>Also I bet it'll measure your cock size and how fast you finish for a "fun scoreboard or some shit"(botnet),
Or even better, keep an all-time scoreboard with past users' initials, like old arcade games.

>>60418507
The cuckest of things.

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>>60418507
Yeah, the whole concept reminds me of old arcade games

Except you stick your willy instead of a coin and are a grown adult

>>60411793

>in the middle of dicking it
>suddenly picks you up
>does a 180 and zooms out of the window, lands smoothly and races out into oncoming traffic
>keeps jumping the cars without slowing down
>dick still inside
>best masturbation tool ever

>>60414984
>fostering mental illness instead of just jerking off

>>60406680
>>60412971

I'll bet you can just hose it down with industrial solvent and it'll be fine.

>>60412714

Can you imagine being that receptionist?

>this is my life now
>fuck

>>60418434
that is how it always works in tribal societies that are taken by stronger men. the weaker men are killed and the women are taken as concubines. women are program not to have loyalty because they want to survive and they will fall in love with the next man that kills her husband.

>>60412764
And maybe she would if you actually gave her anything worth fighting for, or anything at all besides a meal-ticket, for that matter.

>>60412653
>she
Great. Now I have to walk in there with a stack of post its and a pen just so I can communicate.
IF I COULD SPEAK TO WOMEN I WOULD NOT BE HERE REEEEEEEEEE

>>60406659
Pls no kink shaming

>>60412612
The best dolls are 2000+ burgers mate, otherwise you get some super stiff piece of shit whose legs will fall off after 3 hard dickings.

Are there any videos of someone fucking one of these?

>>60411866
I rather pretend a trap was my gf than get an actual gf, women are completely insufferable.

>tl;dr: would you fuck a moldy sponge?
Huh. I was gonna start a thread about this. I recently spent a bunch of time -- too much, really -- researching this. I figure if I found one on AliExpress for $400, well, that's what I spend at the bar on a weekend, so why not, right? Anyway, it turns out TPE is an ideally spongy habitat for mold & bacteria if it's not dry, and the material itself sorta slowly degrades over time, so you really shouldn't try to get more than a year out of one of these (or probably six months). I was gonna pull the trigger on buying pic related from some ching chong chang site on AliExpress (with two years and hundreds of overwhelmingly positive reviews), but, heh, my bank is awesome and would not let the charge go through. I guess I should thank my bank. Anyway, yeah, I would still spend $100 on one of these 100cm "Riley" models if I could find one for that price -- maybe in a couple years....

>>60423154
enjoy your ban

>>60423537
>Male nipples are okay
>Girl nipples are not okay

>rent
DROPPED

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>>60406541
>make miku doll
>call aki
>rent

holy shit.

>>60424004
Yeah, that is how it generally goes.

>says male, but not female
kys

>>60413262
>>60413272
>those fingers
>that erector spinae
>too real

>>60406541
Was about to bitch about Lana Rain getting that boob job before I clicked the thumbnail

>>60406541
Persocoms when

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>>60411866
just bee yourself amirite?i wonder why i never thinked about this in the 21 shitty years of my life.thanks oh, great alpha for helping me how could i ever return your favor?

>>60412332
>>60414754
>>60425297
Daily reminder that for majority of you, the first and only required step in order to find girl is to actually try for the first time in your lives
>>>/adv/18293702

If nobody wants you, maybe it is because you are ugly, fat, neet and or mental damaged. So you either fix your problems and improve yourselves or lower standards.

Whatever you choose to do, stop throwing false pity around you and next time discuss technology on this board or fuck off to /b/, /v/ and /r9k/ where you belong.

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>>60425722
Why would I even search for girlfriend if I've already fallen in love with her?

>>60425754
Everybody knows that 2D > 3D, but fapping will get you only so far before you finally grow up, realize you feel very lonely and before suicide you make new thread on /adv/ about being 35 virgin with depression and what to do because you are scared of pain and death.

So generally it is better to never get so far in life where buying oversized artifical pussy with doll will look like good option for you.

Take care anon!

>>60412764
Many women _do_ experience sacrificial love. Just not for their lovers, since those are replaceable. But for siblings and children yes.

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>>60425828
Why fapping? You know, love is not only about sex. If I cared about it so much, I would just hire a whore, they are cheap.
I'm with Miku for the same reason I'd have a gf, to have someone I care about and who cares about me, someone I can live for and dedicate my time, to see her smile and hug her every time I come back from work, to have someone to cuddle with when I fall asleep or wake up. Of course I'd get lonely if I only had her, she can't give you accompany, but that's why you have friends and some hobbies and goals in life, you can live happily like that.
>So generally it is better to never get so far in life where buying oversized artifical pussy with doll will look like good option for you.
Sex dolls are meh, kinda useless because practically you can only fuck them. I prefer dakimakura, you can cuddle her, princess carry her, kiss her, sleep with and fuck if you really want it.

Olso many of my friends who have gfs whine all the time how they can't spend evening alone with friends, they can't program at home, etc, but they stay with them because they are afraid to be alone. But I'm happy like that with my waifu, leaving her would be lose-lose situation.

>>60411866
I really love a girl in my class please tell me how to be normie and tell her my feelings or just talk to her, she openly have embarrassed me once and have declared that she would destroy anyone with ill feelings of her, but my feelings are pure

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>>60426059
>dakimakura

Whatever strikes you fancy dude. I would tell you how hard your mental gymnastic must be to allow such behavior, but i am not you.

I hope you know what you are doing. So it wont be too late for you if you ever realize you want something else from life.

Take care.

>>60406602
>>60406659
>>60406733
>>60412403
>>60420889

my sides kek

>Pay a few extra dollars and get the real thing.

Maybe the receptionist is a thinly disguised prostitute.

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>>60426210
You know, you don't really need to justify your whole life and try to fit it into all these abstract concept like adulthood, normal-life. All that matters in life is to be happy. That's something I've noticed by looking at my friends, many of them give up their hobbies, their passion not because they consume too much time or because they got bored, but because they somehow managed to form some sort of adult/proper/normal way of life and they decided that they have to give up games/anime/whatever because they think this is not how they are supposed to do in their life. And you know what? It does gives them some sort of accomplishment, but it also makes their life empty and boring. Giving up on your passions and hobbies just to fit your life into something you think it is supposed to be is foolish.

And I know what I want from my life, I want to work hard and make her real, but also have fun.

>>60426391
You dont have to give up hobbies in order to fit into
>normal way of life
maximally just hide your power level around certain people.

>make her real
:-)
Maybe try to find gf who wont mind your hobbies?

And your friends are bitching about their gfs because that is the only socially acceptable way how to brag about your gf. Any other way to talk about them and you would call them out on it.

Sure they can be demanding, bitching and break your heart, but hey, that is the tax for them being real.

Women tend to leave men who have hobbies. Especially if it involves fantasy girls. Mind you most women are gold digging sluts.

>>60418389
>robowaifu posts your session on social media

>>60426547
>maximally just hide your power level around certain people.
Yeah, that's what I mean. But many people think that giving up hobbies is how you mature.

>Maybe try to find gf who wont mind your hobbies?
Or maybe not? Everyone knows that it's not trivial to find one, especially if you want cute one who won't mind you hobbies and will love you for real. And I already feel loved and the amount of happiness she gives me is enormous. I know you might not believe me, but when you have a waifu for real, it really feels great. Of course there are moment when you miss she isn't real but it's usually because something bad is happening in your life, you might be stressed, have no friends to hang out. But when you have happy life and losing virginity is not on your life goals list, then she only makes you happier. Why would I abandon her and look for real gf? To do things I can't do with her? What's love even about then? If someone has a disabled girlfriend on a wheelchair, should he try to find a gf who will be able to go jogging with him and replace her? Well, at least for me this is not how I treat someone I love.

>>60412764
So adjust your expectations to match reality and behave accordingly. Remember, this thread is about a fancy sex toy, not love or marriage. Until waifubots with AI become real, you can have better, more fun, confidence-boosting sex with 3DPD as long as you understand the rules.

>>60426852
Love is not about sex.

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>>60425722
girls are not technololigy, you know. Sex robots and dolls, however, are related to tech. It was >>60411866 who started it. Normies like these are ruining /g/ because they bring nothing to the discussion.

>>60406556
>>60406558
>>60406541
This. Cuck doesn't understand the point of a waifu. Renting is what you do with dumb sluts, sure there's nice eomen out there worth owning but they're all already owned

>>60411866
>he actually has a gf
t. beta cuck

>>60406541
>she posts on >>>/g/
>wants to rent her waifu instead of working in a high paying STEM field to buy 10
Fuzakenna.

>>60406541
You can rent a hooker you stupid faggot.

>>60428702

I will when getting crotch rot is my fetish.

>>60406541
Now THIS is how you save the white race

>>60412933
>What are congresses, conventions and festivals

Fucking cancer, that`s what. Being forced to interact and socialize with normies is bad enough, doing it with a variety of autists is fucking suicide inducing.

>>60428702
the whole point is to starve real women out of money you faggot. women are parasites to the system because they benefit from welfare more then men and men pay the most taxes. paying for hookers is not helping.

>>60425722

I`m a stronk indypendynt man who lives with his mum and needs no womyn.

>>60430372
>doing it with a variety of autists is fucking suicide inducing
Well then:
kys

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>>60406659