>mom found the hidden volume

>unzips hidden volume

>unzips mom

You can't post /r9k/ memes on /g/

Oregano

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>dad found the hidden Chimpanzee folder

>>60390456
you're supposed to call them african americans

>>60389228
>lives with mom

MOMS GONNA FREAK

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>>60390492

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>mom finds reaction folder

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>>60389228
>Letting your mammy use the computer

>>60390234
This.
Oregon.

>>60389228
>mom found the uma delicia folder
I wish I was meming

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>>60392884
I seriously hope you're joking

>>60392884
wtf is that? I'm too scared to google.

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>grandpa fell into the piss abyss

>>60393706
relatively fresh meme about a hue eating monkey soup

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>Dad found the Stallman folder

>>60389228
did she turn it up?

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>CIA niggers found my templeos vm

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>Mom found the JUSTICE rar

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>mom and dad found the open source software on the hard disk drive

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>>60394192
worse
>mom and dad installed proprietary software on my GNU/Linux

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>mom found your mother's day present

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>mom rented a GPU cluster and cracked my full disk encryption

>mom found the GIMP

>>60389228
just unplug the speakers

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>dad found panties.tar.rar

/autistic shut-in general/

When mum found the hidden volume

1
2
3 4

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>>60389228
dad decrypted the loli folder

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>Stallman came round for tea
>he found the Windows installation media

>>60395203
you fucked up

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>>60389228
>mom didn't find the milf subdirectory

>>60392086
utena i love you

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>dad downloaded porndownloader.exe on my work computer while I was in class

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>brother found the poop vortex

>>60394260
that is truly an amazing picture

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>mom found the custom incest compilation Premier project

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> sis found the thinkpad with Debian

>>60393922
That is fucking disgusting.

>>60395203
>tfw he screeched and flicked pieces of dried foot skin at me when I asked him to autograph my iPad

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>mom found the 8 terabytes of porn

>>60393922

>Brazilian_cannibalism.jpg

>>60393747

This is a great shop.

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>>60398046
>shop

>>60398046
Oh shit I meant this: >>60394260

>>60393922
this..
this is fucked up

>>60392884
>>>/int/

>>60393746
>fresh meme
It's pretty dated already

>>60397810
>>60398034
>>60398885
...and illegal.

>>60398885
not even being a vegan, fedora wearing faggot; what's the difference between eating this and eating another animal in a soup with its face intact, like say, a fish?

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>>60399088

>>60399088
Both are fucked up. Faces have meaning, and to any member of a civilized race we avoid recognizing the soul of an animal after we've made the decision to kill it. Look at hunting standard practices, slitting the throat would be good enough for draining, but most recommend cutting off the head, as well as the hooves. This has small advantages while skinning, but mostly it's to make it less uncomfortable.

>>60399088
>>60399147
Just wanted to add, fish are really quite similar to insects in that they don't think or feel quite so much as simply react to stimuli. I personally fillet my fish as soon as they're back home before storage, but fish aren't quite sentient enough to have a soul the way larger animals do. A monkey, especially being not only very intelligent but also in the same animal family as us, should be treated with respect if it needs to be eaten or otherwise harvested.

>>60399147
Kill yourself

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>mom doesn't care what I do on computer

>>60399300
You first, shitskin savage. It's possible to kill, clean, and cook an animal while respecting that it's an intelligent living thing. Guess that concept -might- have arrisen if you ever were capable of higher thought.

>>60399300
>Waaah, animals have just as much value as humans do because I say so

>>60399278
Source? Thought so. There is an interesting essay on the sizes of animal souls by Hofstadter iirc which is much more well thought out than your ramble and even he recognizes that this is simply opinion and has zero scientific merit

>>60393922
That's a potato.

>>60397734
What the fuck man.

>>60399278

Insects can have a lot of personality to them.

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>wannacry got to the panty RAID

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>mom found THAT folder

>>60401837
Get off /g/ you degenerate. We have values here.

>>60397734
brings back memories

>>60399088
its nasty
fish is in water, has smooth skin, is clean
monky is on a tree, has furr and scraches its ass
plus eating soup with head of anything is disgusting

>>60399508
no sose per se but he's kinda right
the bigger the animal the more complex it is
you shouldn't eat anything bigger than a chiken if you know whats good for you

>>60402242
Happy mother's day

>>60402242
> We have values here.
> Technololi/g/y

>>60402277

Bodies of water are just a giant toilet.

>>60397734
idgi

>>60394253
D:

you know our bodies are mostly water
don't you

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>tfw mommy found the phone calls

>>60389228
>mom is a world renown crypto-analyst and finds major flaw in one-time-pad and AES-256 to find my secret porn collection

security is a meme

>>60402453
You better say your prayers...
...Asshole.

>>60402507
>my secret porn collection
the salty milk files

>>60397734
1
2
34

>>60393922
SOPA

>>60402854
DE

>>60397734
Are you that guy?

>>60389228
>Mom finds out I've been posting Nazi stuff on the internet. I'm now at the police station. I love Germany. :^)

>>60393922
Pretty sure that's cannibalism

>>60399147
what a homo post

>>60394969
fuck you anon

When i was a kid i would download porn then right click send to optical drive and put it on a disc that id use in my room on dvd player

hit send to printer once and whatever was last printed was set to 100 copies so this printed out 100 copies of some creampie pic which i didn't know about until dinner time my mom noticed paper at the printer

they thought it was a virus and returned the computer and printer to the shop and got it back 2 weeks later lol

>>60389228
No tendies for a week unless you through a big tantrum.

>>60393922
>>60393746
>>60393706
>>60392884
>>>/reddit/

>>60389424
>incestor identified

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>>60398009
>your mom never had backseat sex with unknown dude in 1983

>>60399147
Pig head tastes great

>>60393747
>striped
Good taste, as expected

>>60402995
MACACINHO

tfw wife found your trap folder

>>60399129
Looks delicious.

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>>60392884

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>>60389228
>implying there's only one

>>60399278
>he doesn't know about Portia
http://www.learnbiology.org/csn/jclub/rw_common/plugins/stacks/armadillo/media/Smarterthantheaveragebug.pdf

>>60389424
top kek

>>60399147
>>60399278
Bullshit: The post

>>60395832
Sure, "dad" did