/g/ humor thread

>>60276333
Well aren't we clever.

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>>60276333

>>60276531
"If it fits, it'll sit"

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>>60278696
>tripfag
opinion discarded.

You're both cucks

>>60278696
you seem to be lost

/r/t_d is that way >>>

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>>60276531
>not being able to replace a capacitor

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>>60278807
>filename

>>60276333
>shitty humor
>straya cunt
It's like pottery.

>>60279205
Where you can buy this?

>>60278696
>wreckless
subhuman

>>60279336
What a racist chassis

>>60279138
there's probably way more stuff fried than just that cap.

>>60279276
what the hell is this actually real?

https://cbs.avature.net/cbsshowtimecareers/JobDetail/Software-Developer-Product/7708

>>60276333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00e41pD4TJ0

>>60279393
It looks like a snake that you get from a firework store.

Or the phone is a gateway to hell.

>>60279336

U WANA PRAY GAMAE?

>>60279276
Is that why there are so many Pajeets in Java?

>>60279312
d-drakon .. ?!

>>60279530
Good thing it was just a useless Chromebook.

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a classiqe

>>60279559
ahhh there it is, fu*cking epic, now i can have my Rage reaction, love reading that one fanfiction about evil women and saying that im mad on line

>>60279559
DELET

>>60279412
clever(-ish)

>>60278696
Ok what the fuck is this? I see a tripfaggot arguing that niggers are bad, yet somehow denying that he's racist, and I see one or two anons trying to convince him that he really is racist and there's nothing wrong with that.

Who has even remotely PC views in that cap?

>>60279748
he's a literal retard, don't bother.

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>>60279748
>>60279768
Hello anon who made that pic :^). You should know that the more you spam that pic the harder I grin.

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>Toothpaste is literally better than Kabylake TIM. (besides the corrosion)

>>60279945
>me
>putting in enough effort to make a cap like that
I wish

>>60279970
Literal redditfag, get out

why is this thread full of le redditors

>>60280097
that's a good question, friend. why is a U RAFF U RUSE thread, a place to post recycled content to demonstrate belonging, full of redditors. we just don't know

>>60280113
epic! put me in the screecap for r/4chan!!

>>60279825
пиздeц

>>60279390
Honestly probably not. A point of failure is a point of failure.

>>60279176
That's only true if you payed some to DDoS the victim. I think you qualify as a hacker if you create your own botnet and use it to DDoS.

>>60279825
For those of you not skilled in slavspeak: it's an ad for an ultrasound washing machine. The photo supposedly depicts Andrey Kovalinskiy, a totally real customer describing how life changing of a purchase it was.

>>60279182
>kindles are bugged

>>60280308
bless you anon

>>60279412
Love this one desu

>>60278647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE

>>60280260
With that logic, you are implying that if the person hand crafted the dynamite instead of acquiring it else where he's a lock picker.

Both DDoS and dynamite are brute force methods, whereas using lock picks and pentesting are the true forms of each craft.

>>60280616
oh fuck
my sides are now orbital
thank you so much

>>60279559
I dont even remember what this was but it fills me with rage for some reason

>>60280716
just f*cking epic... this guy fits in so much he can even do it subconsciously...

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>>60280688
>WiFi all is we all need we is need WiFi

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>>60280789
>1
>2
>34
It's not even that funny or exclusively /g/

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>>60280688

>>60280437
this is terrifying

>>60276531
what a fucking dumbass

>>60279276
lost

>>60280853
What is it?

>>60281087
a fanfiction about a brilliant Rational anon who gets his laptop taken away by narcissistic illogical females

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>>60280789
NO

>>60279356
isn't it how it is supposed to work ?

>>60280670
Ehh, it's all semantic anyway.

Sometimes it's more efficient to get a door open with a lockpick, and sometimes it's more efficient to get it open with dynamite.

The moral of the story is that if you want to be able to call yourself a hacker, you should just buy an axe and be done with it.

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>>60281149
>obviously a tard that hasnt assembled a computer working in an MSI Tutorial
>an entire tube of paste
>spread instead of compressed
>bubbles

>>60280437
What the fuck happened here? Someone get their laptop nicked?

>>60281230
hmm i see

>>60279412
Just say that in your number system there are twelve more numbers before you hit ten, easy.

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>>60279238

>>60280320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCxE0bWQeQ

>you will never impress Connie Chung by your jumping skills

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>>60279945

>toot

Can I overclock my Aeron chair?
I'd hate to have sub optimal performance and not know it

>>60279138
not on modern boards. it was possible and easy on older boards.

>>60280789
Oh no no no.
Fuck. You.

>>60280590
Arrietty g edition

>>60279336
I kinda want this just to be able to put a rice hat on it.

>>60279518
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

>>60280437
This is what happens if you fall asleep hacking in the wrong neighborhood.

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>>60281087

>>60279486
FUCK please post this picture

>>60284461
what the fuck?

>>60284461
>>60284750
Its gunpowder

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>>60279508

>>60279356

This triggered me

>>60279357
>>60279371
I love these threads

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>>60280688
>>60280744
read the left side from bottom to top, and read the right side from top to bottom. A retarded design thats all...

>>60284976
Correction: left side top to bottom.

>>60285018
fake and gay

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>>60279295
As far as I know, your sister would give it out for free

>>60285039

>t. assblasted c fag

>>60285058

did he died?

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>>60285058

>>60285088
No, and I think he wasn't even burned at all.

>>60285119
>AMD
>AMD

>>60280437

That's why you don't let Jared Leto near your stuff

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>>60285143

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>>60285163

>>60285143
Gays were a mistake

>>60284210
fuck THIS. That's what I get for being curios.
I legit am sweating.

>>60285339
>not recognizing it by the thumbnail

>>60285339
you're a retard with AIDS

>>60285349
who are you quoting

>>60285073
Hey Rajesh

>>60285375
>not understanding meme arrows

>>60285058
>tried to wave the crew away before everything went up in flames
What a great guy.

>>60279356
I doubt it would hurt those little kabini apus
19W? You could use cum as thermal compound and still probably get sub 40's

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>>60280208

>>60281206
yea cause a demo can call himself a locksmith cause he got a door open hurr

>>60284461
What happened to rogueamp? Did he died?

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>>60284682

Boy, that deescalated quickly.

>>60285688
who's this semen demon

>>60279312
what is that goo?

>>60279412
hah xd i get it. another one:
only 10 kinds of people can understand this joke. get it..get it ?
[spoiler]Hint: 10 is binary of two. haha get it XdddD[/spoiler]

>>60286560
Hot glue.

>>60279412>>60279677
>>60280567
>>60281333
>>60286618


I don't get it. Explain please?

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>>60285143
>tfw no furry bf

>>60280670

>Both DDoS and dynamite are brute force methods, whereas using lock picks and pentesting are the true forms of each craft.

Nah, you're a retarded memester 1337 hgaxx0r wannabe. Being a "hacker" isn't even a thing; and if it was, DDoSing would definitely make you a hacker. Also, the best locks can't even be picked retard.

>>60286654
The base of a numeral system is how many symbols you have to represent numbers. For example, base 2 (binary) has two symbols (0 and 1).

The little thingy uses base 4, so it counts 1, 2, 3, 10 rocks.
It uses 4 (our 4) symbols to represent numbers: 0, 1, 2, 3; the only way to represent what you know as 4 is by combining two symbols: 10 (one and zero). So for all it knows, it's using base 10 (which we think as 4 in decimal).

Same goes on with binary and any other system.
Because you got to have a symbol for 0, your largest symbol is always base-1.

So the base of a system can only ever be represented by using more than one symbol in that same system (which is generally "10" if you use conventional symbols).

>>60287071
I can't believe you actually bothered to explain it.
You need to get laid.

>>60287181
this, fucking VIRGIN

>>60287181
I know man. I'm working on it though
Anyway I gain quite a lot from trying to explain shit cause it makes me practice English. So replying to someone is just a plus really

>>60287071
Ooh thanks anon. Appreciate the explanation.

>>60287181
>un-virgin coming through xD

>>60286672
kys

>>60279825
>>60280308
Someone should send this to RMS.

>>60279457
Icebox, Camophone and Fridge are my favorite DBZ characters.

>>60287532
kek

>>60284210
I know that thumbnail. How dare you.

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>>60279559

>>60279945
*toot*

>>60281693
Sauce? Looks like to love ru but i dun knoe

>>60280394
kek >
> calories in/calories out is hogwash
> healthyenough.net
can't make this shit up

>>60279268
bait

>>60279555
>Gallium OS

>>60285778
Took me a second to realize the hat. But after that...oh boy.

>>60288160
>I'm too lazy to put in a new breaker, so I'll just screw into the 200 Amp main coming into my house.

>>60279504
This is what happens when you don't buy Toyota

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>>60287694
Lost hard.

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>>60288260
Stargate is dope

>>60288302
Has nobody else done this? I love using my laptop chargers as foot warmers.

>>60287845
I saw tumblr before I had a glimpse of the filename.

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>>60288464
>cutting out the release build
delete the post friend

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>>60280394
>reddit
>skype
>chrome
>stack overflow

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>>60284210

>>60288640
god fucking damnit

>>60288456
This actually looks like a decent mobo, but that giant gold thing in front of the RAM slots is seriously pissing me off.

>>60288777
trips wasted on a retard, god is dead

>>60279182
Shouldn't have, but lost hard

>>60287567
This is just sad...

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>>60279508

>>60288205
Fuck me, this is brilliant

>>60289134
how?

>>60289161
Maybe brilliant was not the best word to use. Humor is subjective, something about the format clicked with me.

>>60289193
http://www.clickhole.com/post/incredible-we-asked-these-astronauts-what-its-be-s-2186
Enjoy the rest of them, then.

>>60280437
Probably a middle school that lends out laptops. Some shithead kid watched Suicide Squad and thought it was an ebin meme.

>>60288356
But that's an APC.

>>60289209
The one posted was the best by far, but thank you non the less.

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>>60289276

>>60285688
this is enough for me, honestly

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Who remembers this? We had a logo and everything

>>60285200
Does Mac commit sudoku or what

>>60289347
>>>/out/

>>60289356
>using mac
>>>/out/

>>60289388
>being retarded enough to believe apple would write an operating system from scratch, instead of stealing BSD

I have never and will never own an apple product. rm is a UNIX command that stands for "remove". Executing "sudo rm -rf /*" would delete everything on your system, including everything located on external drives mounted, network shares, etc.

>>60289388
>>60289425
I'm a bit drunk, sorry if I'm being rude.

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>>60285476

>>60280688
So the packets were out of order because of a shitty connection?

>>60287502
sent

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>>60287789
delet this.

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>>60288306
Make sure to short the capacitor with a screwdriver to prolong the life of those components

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>>60289328
I loved it enough to make this.

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lol.

>>60289580
Nice

>>60289580
Holy shit, that was back in 2013. It feels like it was yesterday. I think I've been on this site for longer then I thought.

>>60289589
NO

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>>60276333
Thought this was funny

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>>60288260
>using ZPM as a lamp
ISHYGDDT

>>60279238
>gaming on a laptop
Jesus fuck I hate cheap cunts

>>60288220
What if I dual boot?

>>60279268
It's New Zealand cunt. You've probably confused the two your whole life.

>>60280437
that's rape

>>60280437
like in my shindol's!

>>60279748
>niggers are bad, yet somehow denying that he's racist

How doesn't that make sense though? If something is bad you hate it for what it does not for what it is. If niggers acted like people then he wouldn't hate them. If cancer improved people's health we wouldn't try to cure it. Or are you saying that being a racist is worse than literally raping, murdering and robbing people at a rate far exceeding that of any other race?

>>60279264
>HDMISIS
>ever

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>>60280027
"WAAH! REDDIT! WAAH!"

>>60279504
Security questions are fucking cancer

>>60288274
Wow, this is my favorite one posted so far

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>>60285230
Fucking kek

>>60276531
>>60280977
I am an Intel customer but fuck Intel.
They can use those tiny cutouts and whatnot for each socket (and push out a new socket each week), but ignore this problem?

>>60284884
Truly ebin

>>60284976
Is this quote legit? I'd like a source

>>60280670
>>60281206
>>60285719
I worked together with a locksmith and sometimes we had to hammer out locks.

>>60290261
Put your trip back on man.

Racism is discrimination based on race. Niggers are bad, hence when I see a nigger I will more redily assume he is bad, hence I am discriminating based on race, hence I am racist.

If you could get cancer, or get, I don't know, a runny nose, which would you choose? You probably just discriminated against cancer. The difference is that that's politically correct and there isn't even a word to describe that, whereas discriminating against niggers - aka racism - is not politically correct.

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i don't know how this one hasn't been posted yet

>>60293072
Did that worked with NT?

>>60293072
Provided this can't be done remotely, that isn't really a bug. Well, it's a bug by nature - clearly this wasn't intended - but it's not a bug by function.

>>60292988
Always my fave

>>60289589
Why is reddit so retarded?

>>60289589
DELET

>>60276564
>it's basically legos - /g/

>>60289589
NO, GOD, NO.

>>60287071
But shouldnt the human have told him that we use base 22?

>>60289680
>>60293300
>>60293339
>>60293504
Please fuck off.

>>60280670
Creating your botnet would be more like lockpicking hundreds of homes to get small amounts of dynamite. Then you use your dynamite on one other door.

>>60293689
kys.

>>60285471
What does the "--Jones" do? Is it even needed?

>>60293815
yes

>>60279412
>>60279677
>clever
No, it's not. Especially not, because
>>60287071
>the only way to represent what you know as 4 is by combining two symbols: 10 (one and zero)

is false. There are many arbitrary ways to uniquely represent numbers that aren't standard positional notation.
What the picture wanted to say was "every system of positional notation is a system of positional notation", which isn't very clever.

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OC post,
my roommate got a new video card, but his PSU was too weak, so we used an old mobo and it's PSU to power just the card, and used his normal PSU to power the rest of his build.

>>60291769
The CPU is supported on the board, but you need the microcode update, the poster didn't install the updates first, so it fired his CPU.

>>60293090
No, it was only for Win9x that had set Network logon.
>>60293273
It couldn't in any useful sense, win9x didn't have a remote desktop server built in, laplink wasn't 'over the internet' and any other service wouldn't really help either, since if you pressed cancel you'd be limited to local storage only on the machine.

If you want something to laugh about, laugh about this thread
>>60289877

>>60294374
Nice, so it's about similar to booting linux with the init=/bin/sh parameter. Except windows being what it is, instead of a clean way to access the shell and do anything (including resetting the password), you have to do... that.

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>>60293273
How is an escalation to admin without any credentials at all not a bug?

>>60284070
[How does he smell?]

>>60294459
Because if it requires physical access a remote attacker can't use it, whereas an attacker with physical access can't be stopped anyway.
Meanwhile if you, as the owner, forget your password, something like this allows you to get back control of your own machine without having to go a round-about way by booting into a different OS or some bullshit like that.

>>60289906
Pubes match

>>60290073
And thus steam was born

>>60292988
The CIA can't accident you in this.
This one point is not debatable.

>>60294496
This post could've been saved by a filename.

>>60279371
>529px-Human_navel_female.jpg

>>60285143
>aussie shitpost
as always

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>>60294496
Reminds me of this ublock issue

>>60295154
Why have mods abandoned us?

>>60285688
ENHANCE

>>60293689
redditor detected

>>60280590
that's comfy af

> you will never be a tiny rodent living comfy in some computer rotting away in the sewer

what is wrong with me

>>60292988
I get the joke and all, but why not buy a good car instead of buying a Tesla or building one yourself?

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>>60289589
anon pls