Let's make a programming language!

Let's not

>>60127979
gtfo /g newbie

>>60127979
What should we call it?

>>60128453
g++

>>60128453
NTMA

>>60127979
Let us start by making a logo for this new language!

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>>60128476

Just fucking quit already. 4chan is not the right place to make a programming language. Use discord or some shit

you have to make sure "nigger" is some essential command

>>60127979
I'm with you

I'll go ahead and design the logo, everyone else work on something else.

you may use only ten characters: 0..9
let's make a superior "denary hardware" too

AnimeC
-chan, suffix for functions
moshi moshi instead of opening curly bracket
arigato (or domo maybe) for closing curly bracket
baka for break

>>60129614
Call functions with hora!
return with sou

>>60127979
I already use the meme language, Python.

https://github.com/yegor256/eo

Again? Finish the last one, first

https://github.com/4Lang/4

I'll help with the logo

I'm on logo duty

>>60128476
>>60128528
>>60129755
>>60130359
>>>/gd/
this is /g/, motherfuckers

>>60130511
it's a meme you autistic faggot

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>>60127979
we already did newfag

https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

>>60127979
just take any normal programming language and rename all the keywords to stupid /g/ memes

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>>60130765

>>60127979
I actually used to write to that girl on a language exchange platform. She's Taiwanese

>>60131243
And you lost contact?

#import <stdio>
using System.IO
{
    def function main (def argc : int, def argv : array<array<char>>) : int
    {
        std.out = "H";
        std.out = "e";
        std.out = "l";
        std.out = "l";
        std.out = "o";
        std.out = " ";
        std.out = "W";
        std.out = "o";
        std.out = "r";
        std.out = "l";
        std.out = "d";
        std.out = "!";
        std.out.endline();

        def return 0;
    }    
}

>>60127979
every line of code must end with desu

>>60129268
"nigger" can be this language's version of "var". That way, I have a reason for poor naming of variables.

nigger is_fucking_white_women = true;