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/g/reat ideas

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/g/reat ideas
GO!

ransomware that requires beating flappybird to win your data back
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audiophile headphones where the outside of the cups are OLED displays which has visualizations, album art or other track-related info, or even personalized photos/videos/logos.
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web scraper that monitors 4chan and keep track of words and graphs them by popularity and boards.
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Remake classic video games to make full use of modern hardware.

How awesome would ocarina of time be if it actually made a GTX 1070 break a sweat.
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>>59868818
>>>/v/
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>>59868697
full visual angle augmented reality glasses.

several companies to provide software for these glasses.

it's going to be the end for the skinny phone fags.
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>>59868767

I used a website based on a similar idea, but it guesses what your demographic is.

/r9k/ is a girl between 11 and 13.
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How about an app with always on connection to Google translate and records what you overhear foreigners saying?
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a board like 4chan but without anime and not a financial failure.
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>>59868874
Or... An always on app that fact checks conversations and vibrates when bullshit so you can call people out on their idiocy.
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>>59868903

your device would blow up within one minute since everything anyone has ever said in humanities history is bullshit
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e-readers with 24 fps
for true black and white video
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>>59868899
Reddit?
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>>59868846
playing games = >>>/v/
writing them, building systems, tech specs = >>>/g/catalog
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>>59868818
remake sonic and have spoilers (or porn) playing in these boxes
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>>59868697
A computer system that respects your freedom at every level of hardware and software.
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>>59869097
/g/reat ideas
not /g/ump brain ideas
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An app that keeps track of how often you masturbate and to what and curates porn that suits your taste and presents it to you when you want to fap the most.
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>>59869171
this!
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small variable strength electromagnet device to plug into the headphone jack of your android phone
the app would cycle through various frequencies so as to unlock magnetic card entry system doors
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create a kit of 15 super cheap androids and 1 beast android
strap them to every joint on your body
the clocks, motion sensors and gyroscopes send data to the beast phone. it calculates and maps all your movements.

dance, do katas, fuck, etc...

each activity is a course
sell the kit as a training aid
each course is an add-on purchase

the user then has to match their movements to the course program to learn taiji, the cha-cha, how to twerk, proper thrusting techniques...

as close as we can get to downloading into brains (a la "The Matrix")

get Keanu to promote in commercials: "I know kung-fu".
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A bot that creates threads on /g/ asking for great ideas and if any such is found then steal the idea, file a patent and make it come true.
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>>59868697
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>>59868697
Easy.
Flappy birds can be easily solved with a simple perceptron.
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>>59868874
Now this is a good idea.
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>>59868750
Why?
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>>59870108
consumers are mindless spenders.
put it on "beats" brand and charge extra $100/sale
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>>59869668
/thread
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>>59870219
STFU

>>59868697
someone post the /g/ phone
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>>59868899
It's called Reddit. You should go there and stay there.
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>>59868818
kinda funny that the best looking OOT/MM is their /handheld/ versions, which only really look as good as the gamecube
at least they can be emulated, too
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>>59868697
I am engineer and I think that math is logical
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>>59870545
yeah. but i wasn't talking about applying HD skins to the old models.

like truly building the game now using modern tech. light effects, shaders, antialiasing, more polygons per model, etc... or even better: vector assets.

not having to skimp on anything, build the worlds out balls to the wall.
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>>59870571
logical and practical often overlap
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>>59870579
the 3ds oot/mm aren't just retexturing
in fact, there's been community made HD textures for the N64 games out for ages now, which are much higher resolution than what the 3ds ones have
if it's not obvious that things look different besides the textures in that screenshot, you need to take another look at the N64 game
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>>59868767
No need to scrape, moot provided us with a REST API.
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>>59870627
>>59870579
an example
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>>59869087
I think porn was already done.
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13 inch tablet
e-ink display
runs Android N
>MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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>>59871607
>also, give it a keyboard and mouse!
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>>59868697
A community dedicated to building libre computers from scratch. If everyone is developing for one single system and hardware that works with that system and software specific to that system then it's going to be much easier to mass produce cheap products that work. This is incredibly important for the future regarding privacy as it will resist against backdoors and exploits for government entities or malicious organisations and anonymized users if they're all using similar systems.
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instead of copper pushing electrons, transmit data via photos
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>>59868750
Alredy exists
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>>59872720
proof?
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>>59872767
Sorry, I was wrong. That's not audiophile.
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>>59872767
By the way, here's this shit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/inspero/vinci-first-smart-3d-headphones-that-understand-yo

Another failed from 2011: http://woikr.com/android/nox-audios-admiral-touch-headphones-run-android-no-really/
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