Kode With Klossy 2017

>>59737025
this bitch is ugly as fuck. why is she even being used to pretend girls can code?

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>>59737040
>the Victoria's Secret supermodel and Vogue covergirl is ugly

>showing interest means you're capable of graduating

I showed interest in med school, got in and dropped out. Why? Because I was too stupid. Just because you're interested in something doesn't mean you deserve to accomplish it. Also:

>2 week course
>learning anything worthwhile
>the majority will never touch a computer programming related task again
>the minority that will would have done it anyway without some narcissistic, pretentious model's help

>>59737211

no need to green text the truth.

>>59737260
anon this is IT everyone can be coder. haven't you seen that youtube video where some rich guys tell you that. surly he can't be wrong.

>>59737040
I'm sure she'll have your opinion in mind when she's tongue-deep in Taylor Swift later.

>>59737211
>>59737296
Meh tier desu. Too bad VS and Vouge can't find anything better

>>59737333
Tbh

>>59737025
Is this supposed to be a joke?

cd code
cd..
cd..
cd ..
cd code
cd ..

>>59737362
Why? Can't beautiful wumyn kode?

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>#1 ranked supermodel
>champion MMA fighter
>master computer hacker
>6'4" tall
>167 IQ
>is banging Taylor Swift
how can anyone else on earth even compete

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>>59737367

>>59737025
>THE PATRIARCHY PREVENTS BLACK WYMEN FROM WORKING IN TECH!!!!11111

>>59737025
I love her, she is genuinely a role model and I hope other women follow it. You can have the looks and not being brain dead, that counts.

>>59737372
I don't have a problem with her beauty, I have a problem with the method.

>>59737373
how can I get skinny tall green eyed gf?

>>59737459
But this is you, who having problem. Why world should care?

>>59737494
Be a beautiful, talented, rich female musician.

Oh look, a thread created for the sole purpose of shilling this woman, while it is devoid of any meaningful and technical discussion relating to technology.
A thread being made daily about the same woman by a bunch of 13 year olds with a hardon for a random advertising model, and using her company sponsored "i need to look like i code" skills as an excuse to post her on /g/ and only talk about her without any other technology discussion.
A thread about advertising a woman, and then only discussing excuses as for why she should be allowed to be advertised on /g/. Instead of being posted on >>>/fa/, >>>/b/, or >>>/soc/, since the content of these threads are pretty much the copy paste of threads on aforementioned boards.

Great going /g/. I can see why you are posting this woman over and over again here. It's to infuriate enough people who get tired of seeing your threads into shitposting on her social accounts, and creating another Anita Sarkeesian.
I approve /g/. Oh i wholeheartedly approve, and i shall even contribute by referring her to these threads on 4chan and shitposting along. Maybe i'll draw some porn of her getting fucked by horses, watermark 4chan/g/ on them, and spam her digital life with the art.

>>59737534
This, exactly this. You guys are morons. Sage.

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>>59737373
>>#1 ranked supermodel
>>champion MMA fighter
???
>>master computer hacker
OK
>>6'4" tall
6'2"
>>167 IQ
source ?
>>is banging Taylor Swift
somebodies got to do it.

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>>59737211

Who likes bone is dog.

>>59737025
the best part is that this bitch is literally working against what's best for women.

right now women are given preferential treatment because there's fewer of them in STEM. if they flood STEM they will lose that treatment, and everyone's wages will drop due to increased applicant pool.

tl;dr she's nothing but a jew pawn. she can't even do what she preaches, and has the most vain and worthless "career" herself, a model.

>>59737381
that was 3 years ago

she learned

>>59737211
I prefer my skeletons with flesh, thank you

>>59737593
lmao

>>59737614
[citation needed]

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>>59737605
No. The whole point of getting more women into STEM is to undermine the accomplishments of women who used their own skills and talents, without any external help or support (feminism), in order to get where they are.

That way the legit women will feel like their accomplishments aren't worth shit because feminism is taking credit for it;
while management will have an excuse to lower their pay, substitute them for 10 women who will do her work for let's say 1/5th of the pay, or fire them depending on circumstance.

Feminism is the excuse of management everywhere to go on a free spree. It's pretty glorious to see the machinations.

>>59737040
>this bitch is ugly as fuck
> Victoria's Secret

>>59737494
$$$

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>>59737025
What the fuck is that puzzle shit to her left? Why are normies so fucking addicted to GUI interfaces? REEEEEEEEEE!

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>>59737571
Nigga what?

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>>59737211
All fashion models are (((shill))).
No men like tall unattractive ayy lmaos.
Men like young petite ever young girls like ariane grande and disney girls.
(((These))) fashion industry people try to fool men into thinking that tall ayy lmaos are beautiful but they aren't.
Pick one
>open large pussy with bones touching your balls
>tight small pussy with thick muscles touching your balls

>>59737381
>kode
>Vegan
>(((Antioxidants))) products instead of directly consuming fruits
>Mac
>13''
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>59737593
kek

I think it's great that she motivates girls to look into programming.

>>59737804
Accurate

>>59737605
I think you and I both know that even if women saturate the field, they will still get preferential treatment.

>>59737853
>a woman who has become a millionaire from modeling and advertisement
>motivating girls to look into anything but modeling and advertisement
Are you retarded?
When girls see her and her wealth, they ask where that came from and not what she's shilling.

>>59737534
So... Have you finished the pictures?

>>59737211
>Victoria's Secret
whenever i hear this the first thing that i think of is a 50yo woman who's been through 50 plastic surgeries and starts her day by slapping 20, if not more cosmetic creams on her face, and 30 more on her body+she molests young boys

idk why tho

Did you guys see it or not?
Stack overflow release 2017 report
88,6 % users in stack overflow are men.
>but muh...gender doesn't matter
I bet 50-60% of those remaining 11.4 % are weebos who like to pretend like girls.
Also what REEEEE me is
>76.6 % developers are javascript.

I am not a web developer but can anyone confirm that front end doesn't require mental usage and its basically finding templates online in google or brute force until what you see are good to eyes?

>>59737771
It's to her right though

>>59737881
no they won't. look at nursing. there it is actually the males getting preferential treatment.

women hate each other far more than they hate men.

>>59737994
It obviously requires some mental usage, just a higher knowledge to mental effort ratio when compared to back end or other.

>>59737025
I find it funny that she essentially says learning how to code will open up a door to becoming a model. What a fucking idiot.

>>59737025
Why are these threads allowed?

>>59737804

>(((These))) fashion industry people try to fool men into thinking that tall ayy lmaos are beautiful but they aren't.
>implying men care about fashion
>or the vogue

only women read this shit. the industry is manipulating them to buy their shitty dresses

>>59738095
because the mods don't give a fuck, can't say I blame them

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WHO STOKED TO DO SOME CDing into CODE FUCKING FOLDERS!

Let's heat it grrrrrils!

CD WITH KOLOSSY FOREVER!

cd code
cd..
pwd
cd ..
cd code

>>59738039
No. It's to our right. From her point of view, it is left.
If he said "right of her", then he is talking from his person.

Since /diy/ was created, it seems most of /g/ that had any basic geometry education bailed.
No wonder the IQ is low around here.

>>59738054
But that's an occupation that has essentially always been dominated by women. Computer science won't ever get like that - there will probably always be a large amount of men who will find careers in this field. I'm thinking even if women get to somewhere between 40-60% of the market, they will still be receiving preferential treatment.

If for some reason men lose all interest in programming, and the field gets flooded by women (75%+ of the market) and remains that way for years, then the preferential treatment will disappear. But as long as they are competing against men, they will receive preferential treatment.

>>59738095
Because not enough people are reporting them.

>>59738172
you are literally retarded

>>59738222
Everyone who points out your stupidity is retarded?
Then no wonder you are a failure as an individual.

>>59738088
being female and looking sideways at some code without recoiling in horror is enough to get your face plastered across web and print rags these days

so she's not entirely wrong there

>>59738253
thank you for reaffirming my point, try harder

>>59737418

neck yourself

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>HTML in video
>Coding

WAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>59737746
> who is Adriana Lima

>>59737025
>white power

>>59737355
desu

>>59738275
I guess that's a fair point.

>>59737260
>Just because you're interested in something doesn't mean you deserve to accomplish it.
Tell Rajesh

If she gets more women into development, even if it's just sparking an interest, then I'm fine with her. Everyone has to start somewhere, and at least this could help end the sausage party that is any dev department.

>>59737025
who cares about the people she ends up ripping of? both parties are dumb as fuck...

>>59738591
pretty much

Hey if any girl wants to code they could come to my house and I'll teach them the ways
In other words I want to fuck them if you know what I mean.

I made a comment about cd ... thing and was almost insta-banned.

Youtube does shadowbanning and to see if your comment was removed, you have to open the video in an incognito window.


Cunt is banning people left & right. Time to deport her to where she came from.

>>59738575

>concatenate donuts

>>59738363
>Adriana Lima
>not one of the world's most beautiful women
wow you're stupid

>>59738575
dafuck is that?

/g/ confirmed for faggots

>wimmins in muh repos!? REEEEEEE

Go spread you checks for some faggot OP

>>59738700
Like what? Getting laid? Having dates?

Other depts like marketing and admin are made of retards who can barely figure out MS office. Its no wonder they can't handle relationships well.

>>59738696
she's a poster girl who can't code for shit. I couldn't care less about who writes good code but this babby's first line of code GURL POWAH!!! is annoying as fuck.

>>59738740
>babby's first line of code GURL POWAH!!! is annoying as fuck
this

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What the fuck is a /soc/ thread doing on /g/?

>>59738756
Plenty of people meet thier long term or final spouse at work. Just be adults about it if things go wrong.

>>59738740
She is annoying, yes, but if she can spark interest for girls that simply lacked the confidence to try to learn, then I'm behind her 100%

>>59738911
can't they find some female who can actually code for their poster girl?

>>59738575
What the fuck? Why are they sitting around in their underwear? And good god that cow needs some better fitting pants.

Nobody likes skinny girls until they see how fucken good being that tight looks IRL.

I didn't either.

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>>59737804
This 100%

Fashion industry is for women to fight amongst themselves and buy ugly clothing from gay designers, not to impress straight men.

Thus, most "models" look like what gay men and women find attractive: ayy pencil thin women who look like little boys and scrawny old men.

If the industry was run by men, models would be petite young looking girls with curvy bodies.

This is why girls who code is funny: they're using the same strategy as the fashion industry. It's nothing but a money making scheme to attract dumb women.

>>59737373
>Rothschilds bow to Klossy
>In "contact" with Taylor Swift
>Possess coder-like abilities
>Control Victoria's Secret with an iron but fair fist
>Own lingerie stores & koder kamps globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient runway model blood line
>Will bankroll the first Michael Bay lingerie commercial on Mars (KlossyKode will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of high heel shoe facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Klossy-Swift babies
>said to survive on 215 calories a day
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two secret angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented progress in bra design with them
>They own panty R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Klossy Kode inside your computer right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Victoria's Secret Angel Klossy, forwarding the word of God to the fashion industry.
>She learned fluent Python in under a week
>Nation states entrust their Mommy Koders to Klossy. There are no mommy koders in college, only in Klossy camps
>Klossy and Taylor's lesbian relationship is 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, their love is timeless existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent carpet munchers.

>>59737616
You're either obese, a nigger, or have a fetish after all your pornography. Regardless, your taste, judging by your comment, is repulsive.

>>59738575
>MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
>STOP LOOKING AT ME!
>REEE!!! WE ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS!!!
>use body in every situation to personal advantage

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Hello i'm a programmer

>>59737804
Your taste in women is nigger tier. You're a fucking plebeian. End your life soon.

>>59739015
good abstract

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>>59739093
>>You likely have Klossy Kode inside your computer right now

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>HTML
>programmer
me too

>vaginas
>macbooks
>web development
this is hilarious
keep it up, Karlie

>>59738996
That's because you've been enforced niggah-ass and fat acceptance fashion.

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>>59739093
They're so pure

It hurts

>>59737025
>/tv/

>>59737211
>>59737211
my god is she not attractive.

>>59739144
this is literally worse than pajeet.

>>59737211
>status confers beauty
Only for men

>>59739328
maybe we'll get some lesbian break up songs now.

>>59738575
kek that filename

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>>59739397
I doubt it. They've been "roommates" through Taylor's last 30 boyfriends

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Damn it's less cute somehow skinnier taller taytay

>>59739457
hnnnng
why is she so perfect

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>>59737804
>>59739015
God damn.

Your close-mindedness is so depressing. But as expected from /pol/. The same people that circlejerk over how bad modern and contemporary art is and how realism is the only ~true~ art (while only knowing the most famous, old realist painters because they actually have 0 idea of art)

Models are there to market the clothes.
1) Tall models stand out more and draw more attention to the clothes.
2) Curvy bodies would distort the clothes and draw away attention from the clothes to the body.
3) By having all models have similar height and weight clothes don't have to be adjusted so much.
4) The fashion industry is a business but it's also about art as well. Which is why there are so many outfits on the runway that look ridiculous and are often made fun of by people outside fashion. Models are chosen for their interesting looks because it would be very boring if they all looked the same.
5) Fashion is about beauty and not MUH DIK. There are swimsuit catalogs and porn for that.

This isn't /tv/...

>>59737771
less intimidating desu

Coding is like 90% problem solving so teaching people coding by abstracting ugly looking code with a GUI is p. okay

>>59737373
>master computer hacker
>167 IQ
Fucking lel

cd code
cd ..
cd . 
cd 
cd code

>>59737373
kek. what a disgusting twat.

>>59738575
i wonna fug her

>>59737373
She looks hideous in this photo. Like she's some prehistoric lizard about to bite another animals head off.

>>59737025
>>59737025
>>59737025
>>59737025

Hey /g/, come on please, what happened with you guys? How the hell hasn't anyone noticed?

The "code" shown in the picture isn't even correct, it won't result in drawing a rectangle as implied. It's missing a "Turn right by 90 degrees".

>>59739487
What the hell.

You've just confirmed everything the anon said.

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>>59737211
>>59737333
Pic related

>>59739015
I love Lauren Mayberry

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>>59738575
>the whale on the right

>>59739487
>Fashion is about beauty
You started off alright and then you fucked up.

Beauty can be measured objectively, as creepy as that sounds. Golden ratio and facial symmetry, waist-hip ratio, petite overall size, neotenous features (large eyes, small nose and mouth). A million secondary features like long hair, no blemishes, nice teeth, etc.

The women in high fashion are not classically beautiful in any sense of its actual meaning. They are what flaming fags and dry, wrinkled, sexually frustrated female (((artists))) think they're ridiculous clothes will hang "best" on. It's not surprising these models look like overgrown prepubescent boys. Calling Karlie Kloss beautiful is laughable.

>>59740101
facepalm-quit too early to verify code.

>>59737025
Why are you guys so triggered by women coding?

>>59738575
This triggers me that is disgusting.

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Don't get too carried away.

Always remember pic related could wipe the fucking floor with you.

Its OK though, the Rear Admiral never existed because that would be doubly impossible because of sexism. I know, I saw it on Mad Men.

>>59737260
reminds me of those IT commercials I hear on the radio, 2 week courses that ask "do you like facebook or downloading apps on your phone?" Get an IT job! I guess most are just following the ol tier 1 flowchart of help anyway, but still.

>>59740433
>Beauty can be measured objectively, as creepy as that sounds

What can be measured is what the average person finds attractive. By this logic the best selling movies are also the best. These objectively beautiful faces that I've seen look boring.

>The women in high fashion are not classically beautiful in any sense of its actual meaning

It's not like " classically beautiful" is some objective criteria.

>Calling Karlie Kloss beautiful is laughable.

Maybe to people like you with super narrow beauty ideals.

>>59737614
>>59737639
In the 3 years, she learns to do ls or dir first, so that she can go to existing directories.

>>59740596
>What can be measured is what the average person finds attractive.
Sounds like you are dancing around what we as a human race should call "beautiful" to me then. "What the average person finds attractive" is what has kept our species going for thousands of years. I'm just saying, don't conflate actual beauty with whatever heroin chic waif some millionaire decides will be his next art project.

>>59740474
>Why are you guys so triggered by women coding?

We're not triggered by women coding, we're triggered by all this forced social engineering being perpetrated people who aren't smart enough to do real engineering.
If all these "women's advocates", "minority advocates" had gone to school to get into the fields where they are "underrepresented", there wouldn't be a
"diversity problem".
If you are a woman or a minority and you chose to go into some jerk-off humanities field where you write some half-assed papers about Nelson Mandela and what ever poorly informed opinions you have on things and they give you a degree, YOU are why there are less women and minorities in tech.

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>>59740769
>actual beauty

There is no actual beauty. As you see people's taste vary. All those tastes mashed together you might get some ~ideal~ but it's not really an objective ideal but just what people find attractive on average.

But most fashion models have attractive features + some quirks that make them unique. I just don't understand how some people can call them ugly. I am sure that if you would ask many people if Karlie is attractive or not the majority would call her attractive. Surely you should be able to judge if someone is attractive or not even if they are not your type?

Also beauty is not equal sex-appeal.

Women are the majority in STEM in countries that include Iran.

>If your life officially doesn't matter and you are basically considered someone's property, having your own money is really important and you aren't going to fuck about with sociology under those conditions.

Women are the smallest minority in STEM in Sweden.

>You don't need to work for a living, a generous state puts your personal fulfilment ahead of all other concerns including that society's own survival.

As a rule of thumb if its more official advice than a crime to beat women, they will at the very least have parity in STEM.

If an elected politician has ever used the terms 'manspreading' or 'mansplaining' in public in your country, you'll be nowhere near.


I swear this is true, look it up.

>>59737025
>Starting video with a fucking lie

>>59738624
jej

>>59740463
Well look at that, you tried to be smart and you just embarrassed yourself. Do you feel embarrassed now?

>>59737804
t. Manlet

>>59740951
The idea that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is pretty much a myth when a consensus is pretty easy to reach about what men find attractive in women. Will there be outliers? Yeah, sure. That shouldn't affect the definition of the word though.
>Also beauty is not equal sex-appeal
This is just short-sighted bullshit that I'm not going to bother with. I can tell we just don't operate on the same level.

>>59741106
>Do you feel embarrassed now?

No, I'm not mentally retarded.

>>59741208
>The idea that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is pretty much a myth

So people having individual preferences is a myth? If someone likes green eyes over blue eyes he is objectively wrong if the majority likes blue eyes?

>I can tell we just don't operate on the same level.

I can tell too. You are close minded. Are you an AI in the early stage?

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>>59738363

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>>59737025
I think pic related explains correctly what kind of people would enjoy this

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>>59738130

>cd.. with klossy

>>59737040
shes a trap son, thats how "she" can code.

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>>59739328

look at those quads and knees

what the fuck man...

>>59737260
Don't be a retard anon. You know damn well you can learn enough to land a code monkey job in 2 weeks if your teacher knows anything at all.

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>>59739093
>MFW this is all true.

>>59741324
>So people having individual preferences is a myth?
I just said that there will be outliers, and your example of eye color is too specific to be realistic. No man is going to pass up a chance to pursue a beautiful woman because of her eye color. Man's sex drive is much simpler than that and is driven by those very simple things I posted above.

You talk about this like you're either a woman or an asexual/extremely undersexed man that doesn't really understand how the concept of someone being conventionally attractive is an actual thing.

Karlie Kloss and models like her are quite obviously not conventionally attractive and therefore, not beautiful. It doesn't matter how many fags and fashion designers think she's "stunning" or "unique." The vast majority of men see her and think "wow, she looks fucking weird."

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There are women currently employed as programmers being paid the same amount that you are that write code such as the example on the right and then brag about it.

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>>59741482

>You know damn well you can learn enough to land a code monkey job in 2 weeks

But you can't. The entry-level market is super saturated thanks to code camps. Unless you have tits, of course.

>>59739130
Unfortunately industry pushes supermodels to be spooky tier. Need to be super tall but as thin as short women. Lanky.

>>59737804
>No men like [...] unattractive ayy lmaos.
Yeah
>No men like tall [,,,]
Fuck off midget fucker

>>59741517
what does the code on the left do

>>59739487
>how realism is the only ~true~ art
I don't get this meme, what else is supposed to be art?

>>59741505
>You talk about this like you're either a woman or an asexual/extremely undersexed man that doesn't really understand how the concept of someone being conventionally attractive is an actual thing.

I know what conventionally attractive is. I know what the average person finds attractive. I also know what is considered sexy.

But I also don't understand how you can find models ugly. Especially someone who is one of the most famous fashion models. I just can't. I feel like people here are just super close minded or the close minded people are the most vocal.

>The vast majority of men see her and think "wow, she looks fucking weird."

I really doubt that honestly. But unless someone makes a survey it's pointless to argue about it.

>>59741548
>spooky tier

Maybe for people who are used to seeing flabby people who don't pay attention to their diet. Also people here really like to exaggerate.

>>59741579
fast inverse square root

>>59741792
>inverse square root

so like squaring a number?

>>59739015
Didnt /mu/ blow this bitch the fuck out, lmao

>>59741538

>have tits
>make 2 scaffold RoR apps
>get hired

>>59741809
>>59741579
>Not knowing the source code of Doom
what the fuck

>>59739457
>how skinnier taller taytay
the swap meet knock off Tay-Tay?

>>59741809
nigga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>>59741517
That picture is not real and I very much doubt the validity of your claim. Would you hire someone who writes the code on right? Of course you wouldn't. Don't talk shit.

>>59741995
I wouldn't. But I'm not in the HR department.

>>59742021
Just roleplay as HR department. I am a hot naked girl.
Hello, I came here for a job, this is my code and also here are some naked pictures I took with my best friend who is also a hot naked girl.
I hand you over my code that has if a > b && b < a in an if statement.
What do you do

>>59741630
>people here are just super close minded
The complete opposite actually. This is completely anonymous so we can say whatever the fuck we want and there is no reason to hide behind pretty lies like "there is no actual beauty." Sounds like some shit you'd hear at your grandma's bookclub lmao.

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>>59742054
I see you have tits and a vagina (or a mental disorder in which you claim to be female yet are not). I can not question your intelligence lest I, and thus this entire company, be labelleed as a bigot, a nazi and a right-wing alt-right mass murdering KKK leader. Also, we haven't met our diversity quota which states that 70% of our employees need to be black, mentally ill or female. You are hired.

>>59742088
my granny called a spade a spade. she wasnt afraid of calling anyone out for being a fucking stuck up cunt with delusions of grandeur.

>>59742088
>This is completely anonymous so we can say whatever the fuck we want

Yeah and I am saying that you are close minded. You just lack the self-awareness to realize it. Just trust me on this. Someone without an open mind is just pointless to argue with.

>>59742095
Well this is great, I am speechless. Do I have to work now, or can I just text my friends on Facebook?

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>>59742186
We would like it if you worked but we can't make you and there's plenty of beta cuckold idiots that do know their trade that are willing to make up for your slack. If they complain we'll just dock their pay or outright fire them for being sexists. In a few years, all we'll have left are intelligent, strong, independent women like yourself and then due to institutionalized sexism and racism and evil right-wing nazis suddenly our company will cease performing well and we will go bankrupt or be forced to sellout to a bigger, better company that will have to lay off most of our employees so the cycle may begin anew.

Thanks, third wave feminism. And FUCK YOU, WHITE CIS MALES HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM YOU CISSHIT SCUM

>>59742130
>Someone who is not easily persuaded by my senseless, new agey bullshit is pointless to argue with

I can see why you'd get frustrated but I'll just remind that the reason I even replied to you in the first place was because you stated that female beauty isn't about male attraction, which is of course, completely asinine.

Without male attraction in the first place, there is no such thing as female beauty. The same statement is true in reverse, but you can't have one without the other.

>>59737373
>167 IQ
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

I wanna suck and lick her clitoris and pussy till dry...

>>59742289
>you stated that female beauty isn't about male attraction, which is of course, completely asinine

So you can only call someone beautiful who you are attracted to? You can't see someone as beautiful who you personally feel no attraction towards?

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>>59742290

cd..
cd code
No such directory
cd code
No such directory
ls
js/     css/     bootstrap-4.1/     boostrap.js

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>>59737211
>fashion industry
>having taste in women

why would gay men and old women (who run the fashion industry) be used to tell us what hetero men should find attractive?

>>59742444
>My taste is the only correct taste.
>Everyone who doesn't share my taste is WRONG.

Why are you so close minded?

>>59742444
wasted trips

monica bellucci was also a fashion model

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>>59742357
Listen man, I know you are ESL by the way you talk and the way you keep getting lost on what I'm telling you but I'll just say it straight out that we're speaking in generalities here. Not sure why you're trying to make this about me.

To answer your stupid question though, of course you can find someone beautiful that you're not personally attracted to, but that's only because of secondary circumstances. For example: they are too young/too old for you, they are taken, you are taken, it's logistically impossible to get with them without getting your head beaten in, etc. You can find them beautiful but suppress your attraction to them because of real life reasons.

Now, someone you don't know, like at all? Like some weird looking waif model like Karlie Kloss? Yeah, no. There are zero circumstances where a straight man would look at her and say "yeah you know she looks weird as fuck and I'm not really into her but, yeah she's totally beautiful I can see it." Top fucking kek, that is garbage politically correct nonsense that nobody speaking honestly with anyone else or themselves would say.

>>59742524
fucking isis scum

>>59742515
Monica Bellucci was literally so beautiful in her prime that even fashion fags couldn't ignore her.

>>59742524
>There are zero circumstances where a straight man would look at her and say "yeah you know she looks weird as fuck and I'm not really into her but, yeah she's totally beautiful I can see it."

Speak for yourself.

>>59742493
From it, I can derive some sense of self-importance, which other departments in my life don't produce.

I want to code like a Kloss

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>>59737332

>>59737381
>zsh

waifu tier

>Without male attraction in the first place, there is no such thing as female beauty.

>implying dykes dont masturbate to chicks

>>59737381
HAHAHAHA

>>59742849
>dykes
>female
Got some news for you.

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>>59737040
>>59737333
>>59737804
>>59739337
>>59742444
>>59742607
>>59742285
>>59742088
>>59741505

Really, who gives a fuck? Half of you idiots are obsessed with the the intricacies of fizzbuzz and talk more about Trump and SJWs more than technology, so it's not like you're any better than her.

sage this shit

>>59739487
uhhh what I was saying, you just confirmed.

I was saying the fashion industry is to market clothes to women, not to market beauty to men.

similarly, the "girls who code" shit is to market coding participation badges to the same women who buy designer fashion, not to teach women to code.

thanks though!

>>59740316
>>59741832

I don't know, I think she's pretty, and was the first "normal looking attractive woman" I could think of to compare to the pencil-thin ayy-faced "models"

>>59739093
thanks for this basic gestalt

Girls can code. Get over it.

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>>59737373

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>>59737211
Duh

>>59737025
All the actual tech-related skills shown in this video:
>HTML
>failing to type a password into the command line (cd code tier)
>Wordpress
>selfie
The "apply" link at the bottom had the "ly" covered up by the outbound link symbol, that was pretty messy.
And to top it all off she literally plastered her name all over this """humanitarian""" effort.
Call me a cuck, I support initiatives to get women into STEM. Sick and tired of only having nerds to talk to and no cute grils. But this isn't education, or preparation, or good for anyone. This is self-congratulatory bullcrap.

>>59737025
>Of course LaunchCode is sponsoring this

They have a "girlCoder" group that takes priority in hiring over everyone else. Whatever

>>59745595
>I support initiatives to get women into STEM
always kill a traitor before an enemy

GET
OUT

>>59737025
https://www.freecodecamp.com

That is about the most legit free learn how to code system I seen. Front end is expected to take 800 hours which is about 10 weeks or if you do it non stop about three weeks.

>>59738575
>if peter griffin were a girl
>and real
this is waht she would look like

>>59737025
>women "express an interest" in stem and mysteriously never take action it

really makes me think.

fuck forced gender demographics, and as with every time it's posted, fuck this. karlie is cute though :^]

>>59737994
depends how "web" of a developer you are. most web devs are probably full stack and therefore probably have a clue.

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>5 incorrect password attempts
>cd ..
>cd ..

kek

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>>59740433
>The women in high fashion are not classically beautiful in any sense of its actual meaning.

Ahem...some of them are.
>tfw you will never wake up to these two bringing you breakfast in bed
>while smiling and giggling about the day you're going to spend together
why live?

>>59742095
>Also, we haven't met our diversity quota which states that 70% of our employees need to be black, mentally ill or female. You are hired.

There shouldn't be an "or" there.

>>59738130
it looks like she didn't have time to cook her veggies

>>59737503
>why should you care if we flood a valuable field with incompetent
Really makes me think

>>59737040
>she

>>59737025
>every other comment is from India
DESIGNATED

>>59741021
This is so fucking true. When I studied in Sweden all the women were "educated" do-nothing whores.

>"Oh hi Hilda, what do you do?"
>"I work at a charity that helps poor darkies"

repeat ad nauseam

>>59745339
>overly sexual bodies look like pornstars
outside of sex it's kind of disgusting really

>>59737211
meh, in my opinion I deserve and should get much better than this

>>59737211
She's like a 7 in Scandinavia

>>59737804
>Men like young petite ever young girls like ariane grande and disney girls.

So you actually want your offspring to be unsuccessful midgets and manlets? Found the faggot. You're probably pro white genocide too.

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>>59738575
I struggle to think of any serious scenario where grown men have the need to put up a sign with profanity in order to entice them not to engage in office politics or drama. Similarly, I struggle to think of any serious professional scenario where men have a need to collaborate with each other only in their underwear.

I know we like to get our kicks and giggles from these retards, but this garbage seriously makes me lose respect for women. It's like I'm watching a bunch of immature kids thinking they know what my job is actually about

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>>59737804
high end modeling prefers women with boy like features, not feminine but not manly either. Ariana grande has literally shaved her chin and taped her eyebrows up with pounds of makeup. What a terrible example lmao
>>59737853
I wouldn't call it motivating. More like a marketing thing for her. You realize how condescending it is for her to bitch about the "poor black and latinos" yet the majority of #kodewithklossy kidddos are white tweens who probably listen to tay tay in their free time. People going to her camps are more than likely going for her image rather than actual motivation.
Forcing diversity is pathetic as fuck. Funny enough, women are only numbered in CS and engineering but it's not like there are boundaries, just disinterest.

>>59746685
the saga continues

>>59746685
finally we get some new koder memes

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Is there any board that /pol/ doesn't infect?

I'd put my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.

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>>59747662
>woman's height and hand size directly correlates to her vag size. the middle finger correlates with her depth. the shorter the fingers, the shorter she will be inside
>6'4" neverending rabbit hole vagina masterrace
>if you bring your ear close, you can hear the sea
my anaconda don't want none

>>59737025
you just know that pussy like sandpaper

>>59747967
yes

>>>/lgbt/

you're welcome

>>59742846
pretty sure zsh is default shell on mac

>>59737025
>cd...
>cd..
>..cd
>.. cd
>cd..
>cd ..
>dir
>ls
Damn.. Coding on my new Apple™ McBook™ Pro™ is exhausting.
t. Kloss

>>59741021
Another way to look at it is this:
The more safe and free a woman is, the more she will tend to study what interests her.
Hence Sweden has few women studying STEM-fields. (Or Realfag as they're known in Scandinavia, from old French "real" meaning royal or noble, and "fag" meaning an area of learning and/or expertise.) On the other hand, in Iran, women are less free and less safe, so they will study fields that give them more freedom and safety.

>>59737025
Dafuq? You cant draw a rectangle with those instructions

>>59741921
It's from Quake you faggot, it even has the Q_

>>59737025

Applied xD

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how to sex karlie

>>59739433
No ass

>>59749617
Ayyo

Ayyo hol up

I finna be ditch deez crank ass hoe with no booty baka

We be On fleek ooga booga hol up. Big booty baka. Yaaassss slay queen biz nood muhfuggin much dik

>>59749040
Koding*

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>Bill Nye the Total Retard
>"GIRLS ONLY NO BOIS ALLOWED" "coding" camp
>cd code cd cd cd cd pwd cd.. cd ..
>4-line Scratch program gotten wrong (OP's pic)
I can't wait to see all the software ENGINEERS this will give us.

>>59749118
>Realfag
hohohohoho

>>59749732
Well, excuse my mistake. I'm not a #kodeartisan, just a mere CS/finance pleb who doesn't use such elaborate childr.... visual koding tools and professional kodeartisan language.

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Can't wait for self driving cars controlled by software written by black girls from the ghetto using JavaScript.

>>59740552
>bringing up one of the key people responsible for the aids that is cobol

k buddy.

>>59750078
>when sleeping women wake, mountains move

>mountains move magically

huehue

>>59750078

"When sleeping women wake, they nag men to move mountains"

~ Old Chink Cliche

>>59750078
>black girls code
HAHA my sides - 'women orientated' coding courses were bad enough

>>59747981

I don't. Care to elaborate?

when will the web dev "coding" meme end?

>>59750159
Judging by the photo, they're targeting African Muslim immigrants. Got to get every liberal cause wrapped up in their coding camp.

>>59738575
>using wordpress

lol women are so funny

>>59750332
>geek girl
More like geek beluga fucking whale, call the green peace.

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>>59747768
its not just in the tech industry either

without men around to keep them in line, women are a fucking disasterzone in every field

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>>59750300
>Earth Date: 2027
>Spoiled, rich, white, female celebrity #406829584-209-A6 endorses the new equity program to encourage pansexual, Muslim, paraplegic, African, womyn with partial eyesight and miscellaneous digestive issues to fight the systemic oppression and secure their place as the 'code engineers' and 'code philosophers' of the future

>>59737211
Don't get me wrong, I'd totally do her till I die from exhaustion, but she's still not a 10 or even 9/10

>>59750716

What is the point of scoring a 9 or 10 then?

>>59750785
To get a man to stick around.

>>59750785
well, for one a 9 or 10 doesn't have to settle for me

>>59750300

Well, think about it.

If you really want to completely destroy traditional muslim societies all you need to do is to give women an education, career opportunities and control over their reproduction process.

>>59750821
And an 8 does? Don't flatter yourself

>>59747484
You think this womyn know how to cook? That's oppressive, anon.

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>>59737742
Do you have, like, any numbers to back any of this up?

>>59737373
>#0 ranked supermodel
>super-champion MMA fighter
>elite computer hacker
>6'5" tall
>168 IQ
>banging Taylor Swift AND her
She's not even operating on the same level

>>59738039
If she puts her right hand out to her right what does she touch exactly?

>>59737742
Anyway it's not like a lot of women will do real work on it.
Shit hits the fan on daily basis in this industry, software is poor, hardware fuck up, you need to find quick and dirty code solutions to problems the customer just come by, you frequently need to overwork. It's very unattractive to females in general. The only reason you see females at large in this industry is when they held meme positions like customer interaction engineer zuado which basically open tickets and reply customers, or some useless position for the sake of having because quotas

>>59738182
>If for some reason men lose all interest in programming, and the field gets flooded by women (75%+ of the market) and remains that way for years, then the preferential treatment will disappear.

Together with the whole market desu fampai

>>59738575
>people who sit down for a whole afternoon to come up with some meaningless bullshit statement that sounds intelent enough to slap it on a marketing banner

that whales footprint sure must have a lot of impact though, I'll give her that

>>59739132
I get the feeling that a lot of them aren't even consciously aware of what they are doing, it has just become second nature

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>>59747484
>>59750858

>>59740790
>We're not triggered by women coding, we're triggered by all this forced social engineering being perpetrated people who aren't smart enough to do real engineering.

This. I don't mind my female coworkers who do a decent job.
I sure get pissed off by the lazy cunt who was hired for the sole purpose of justifying some equality officer's pitiful existence.

Literally the only reason they bitch about representation and all the other buzzword shit is because without it, they'd be unemployed. It's like a glazier running around smashing windows.

>>59740101
Can't believe I had to go this far through the thread to find this.

You nignogs are fucking useless whiny cunts

>>59737381
THIS. I know some girls can actually code but, this bitch can't

>>59739487
>"wow, you fucking retard didn't understand anything"
>just repeat everything he said
??

>>59748451
No it's bash

>>59741630
>I feel like people here are just super close minded or the close minded people are the most vocal.

No, you are just fucking stupid. Sexual attraction is not a trained behavior. If I look at ugly monobrow whales all day long, it won't change anything about the fact that I do not find them attractive.

You either find something to be sexually attractive or you don't. There is no conscious decision involved in it.

Tall
Healthy
Rich
Good attitude

Sure sure, she would look much better if she ate more food so be cook her good meals often after marrying.

>>59747559
>semester abroad in SoCal
>all those women who talk about their charity work
>"I want to make an impact on the world, you know?!"

>>59742095
>candidate fulfills at least two of those
you're getting a raise, HR anon

>>59748419
which is pretty funny, because they thirst for /pol/'s dick

>>59749878
the thing that annoys me most is that we'll just be BTFO by any country that doesn't fall for this nonsense

and most of those countries are terrible and I don't really want them to become world leaders

>>59747484
probably shits like a salmon too

>>59751110
>it won't change anything about the fact that I do not find them attractive.

attraction is relative, if all you ever saw was monobrows, they'd be the norm and you'd get hard fort them just fine, as soon as you were exposed to a non-monobrowed woman you'd cream your pants because she'd be far above the norm.

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I know you all jump at every opportunity to bash sjw stuff
and I can laugh at some of Karlies kode
but I really doubt she alone is responsible for the entire program, and I am pretty sure she has people with a lot of experience with programming there to tutor.

Getting more people interested in programming is a great thing in my opinion particularly people who would rarely be encouraged to elsewhere

it is still a pretty wideheld opinion that programming and technology is a "boys thing"

>>59751423
>if all you ever saw was monobrows, they'd be the norm

I grew up in a majority Turkish district and they still look like shit to me.

>>59737211

That's pretty bad tbqhfam, but it's not really her fault.
She's far from my type, but I bet she would look leagues better in an outfit that wasn't total and utter trash.
Sure, I bet it's really expensive and designed by some gay dude who's a big deal in the fashion industry, but it's still a zero effort piece of shit that will make a 10/10 into a 6/10 simply by putting it on.

>shitass pattern that breaks up and conceals all of the lines of the body
>shoes a 70 y/o nursemaid wouldn't be caught dead with

Victoria's secret is something women 10+ years past their prime browse in misguided effort to salvage whatever scraps of appeal they can, while all the pretty girls are busy being pretty in whatever the fuck they put on.

>>59751019
You're upset because no one stated the obvious: virtue signaling women can't code.

Are you also upset that no one has mentioned that stabbing yourself in the eye hurts?

>>59739487
>>>/lgbt/

>>59751000
All of this hand holding is super condescending to me personally as well. The truth is women choose fields that interest them and for some reason engineering and CS are not popular degrees. There are women but not many and it's time people stop pretending it's some sort of mythical misogynistic barrier.

Out of curiosity what is the end game of all these coding camps?

>>59751700
Most of them are about money. For the free code camps, it's about the money donated to fund them. Those running them get a cut of the action. The motive should be obvious for the code camps that have tuition involved.

The bottom rung of web development is being swamped with code campers, all believing that they're going to strike it rich. The very first graduates probably did have it good but things are going to quickly get into minimum wage territory due to an over supply of labor. Also because most of the graduates are going to suck as more and more marginal students are pushed through, code camp graduates are going to start being refused interviews as companies find they waste lots of time and resources with little return.

Very few of these code camps teach actual software development. A small number of graduates that have initiative will go on to learn more about programming and move up the ladder but most of them are going to be in the same boat as the tens of thousands who attend AIU for a degree in Fashion Merchandising: jobless.

>>59741960
That is actually pretty smart.

>>59741517
>>59741995
Emoticons in source code? love it.

>>59749732
>>59749962
Everyone should join Karlie Kloss Koding, order your KKK shirts now!