/csg/ Chink Shit General

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FIRST FOR THE CHINK SHIT NIGGAS

Are there any Chinese mail order brides?

So I just bought this tablet.
Tell me how much I fucked up
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_590393.html

>>59652399

Did you bought the Z8300 or Z8350??

>>59652218
I'm the guy here, what can I do if a chink didn't listen to my request, instead of 3 version of shipping used 1 and will make me pay customs.
Chink is not answering my messages as to why I was not contacted or why he didn't read my requests

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Reminder to unsub from Comfy "Tech" Reviews.

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3 - 4 hours at a real low brightness level that is

>>59652360

stiiillll waitin

>>59650206

A great review for Doogee Shoot 1

>>59652478
jesus why even bother unplugging that thing!?

fucking china

>>59652458
It's a final-gen z8300.
I would have got the Cube iWork10 z830p instead if I had known it was going on sale at banggood, but eh this is good too.

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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

>>59652402
But why the Xiaomi mascot?

Are you being paid for this? Legitimate question.

>>59652491
>A fake review
FTFY. The guy didn't have any proof of actually owning either of the phones he mentioned. All the photos he posted were taken off the internet.

>>59652503
Eh it's like $100. Pretty much what I expected desu

>>59652524
cute bunne

>>59652524
Are you new?

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>>59652524
The Zuk mascot Lenny isn't cute enough and he smells bad.

>>59652532
What if he's just really really shy?

currently using superbuy as my chink-agent. ordered a bunch of stuff (fake watches and in-ears), some of it is already at their warehouse. should I wait until everything can be shipped in one package, or split it up? package is going to Austria, in case that means anything regarding customs.

How do I get a /cgl/ gf so we can order together?

>>59652593
I don't get it.

>>59652563
No.

>>59652559
Why not any other cute bunny? Why specifically the one from Xiaomi. Why does he always make the thread at 310 on the dot instead of waiting like every other general on /g/. I'm genuinely concerned he's being paid and I'm worried how that might affect this general since he controls the news too.

>>59652609
I want to know this too

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>>59652615
Take your autism elsewhere.

>>59652524
Because we shill Xiaomi here, and because it looks cute and fun.
Xiaomi is like crack for us and if you do not like that GTFO.

Sweden will be introducing a $14/kg tax on all electronics in a few months. How do I buy chink graphics cards? Hong Kong seems cheapest, anyone have any advice regarding where to buy? Are customs as lenient for hong kong packages as chinese packages?

>>59652666
Ask the seller to mark the parcel as a gift lmao

>>59652678
does that even work anymore? I mean my customs workers look online to check the prices of items and if a bigger package has gift on it, it is nearly always held by customs.

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Eiaoshills on suicide watch

how do you get coupons

>>59652458
The Z8350 version can be had for $80 from banggood, just take the 20% off coupon (need to login to see it)
http://www.banggood.com/PIPO-W2S-32GB-Cherry-Trail-Z8300-Quad-Core-8-Inch-Dual-OS-Tablet-p-1084042.html

I asked for Aliexpress Standard Shipping but the tracking code doesn't start with A, did I get chinked?

>>59652644
>"Guys I'm really good at shitposting guys listen to me"

Pathetic.

>>59652990
> Aliexpress Standard Shipping
Thats just the cheapest shipping method ali can provide. It can be china post or anything else.

>>59653006
Really? Because everytime I use that instead of China Post I get my packages in 15-30 days instead of 30-60.

>>59652459
I've contacted ali customer service and read through their policies.
I was told I can request a partial refund which will cover all the shipping fees as the seller used a different shipping method and didn't acknowledge my request to ship separately.
Also I was advised to open a dispute after I receive the package.

>>59653042
I dont know, it more random for me and i stooped checking the traking and delivery time on my items a few months ago.

>>59652678
>>59652719
Swedish customs don't care, I can order 4kgs of heroin from NL and they won't give a shit.

>>59652615
>Why does he always make the thread at 310 on the dot instead of waiting like every other general on /g/.
OP just likes when he makes the thread and has gotten a bit buttmad if someone else did it, like when people made Chinese Shopping General or Chinese Shit General.

>>59652990
>>59653006
>>59653042
>>59653067
From my personal experience, packages sent by "Aliexpress Standard Shipping" were handled by China Post BUT with real and functional tracking.

>>59652615
because he's available so why not

When do they release new store coupons on the Ali app? Like, at what hour?

All the stores that I'm interested in release like 50 coupons for 1$ each and they probably disappear in minutes

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Are there any good Mitu figures?
Mitu is cute! Cute!!

>>59653147
Just check a few of my older orrders, and some marked as ali shipping have SG post, china post, some random post company whit only numbers in the traking.

AliExpress is the largest online retailer in Russia. Does dvach have a /csg/ thread of its own?

>>59653226
Dunno man, for me it was always China Post registered.

>>59653339
Wouldn't that be like 4chan having an amazon general then?

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I just ordered 3 pair of sunglasses.

I didn't know my life would end up like this.

>>59653187
There was the kungfu Mitu smartphone stand.

>>59653356
Get the fuck out 12 eyes spacenigger

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>>59653187
Be like Mark Zuckerberg and get a Mitu plush. Look in the background on his desk.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-25CM-MITU-Rabbit-Toy-Classical-Version-Plush-Doll-Soft-Stuffed-Animal-Cotton-Children-s/32244790252.html

>>59653408
>Mark Zuckerberg
>Zuckerberg
>Zuck
>Zuk
>ZUK
REEEEEEEEEEEE, SHILLS GET OUT

>>59653442
hi zuk shill

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>>59652475
This. Comfy lies, pic related is from over a week ago.

>>59653459
>from over a week ago
>pic days today

>>59652491
>A great review for Doogee Shoot 1
Too bad everything but the back camera on this phone is weak garbage.

> quad core CPU, lowest low-end Mediatek SOC
> 2 GB RAM, it's 2017
> 16 GB ROM, it's not 2015
They managed to slam a FHD screen on it, so there's that.

Seriously, if it's not got a minimum of 3GB/32GB then it's not even on the table as an option, it's outdated garbage belonging in a museum.

>>59652666
>a $14/kg tax
Wait a second, are you serious? That doesn't make any sense. Like.. if you buy a computer case without fans and the likes then it's not electronics and you save like $40 over buying a pre-built? They will soon sell computer monitors without stands, stand sold separately... and so on? Or more realistically, stores in Denmark/Germany/Finland will sell more and electronic stores in Sweden will go away?

>>59653355
Maybe. They seem to exist, <the url to dvach> /br/res/78356.html

>>59653469
>>59653469
You're just not living your life correctly. Even RMN3P Pro with 2GB is enough even though MIUI is a memory hog. 2GB is enough.

>>59653468
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S59515066#p59517039

>>59653469
That's not even a review >>59650990

>>59653469
What do you need more for?

>>59653469
Computer cases probably count as electronics too. There's a max cap per item.
What's going to happen is that the Danish/Finnish stores will pay someone to translate their sites to Swedish, since we have the same postal company anyway. Most Danish stores already have Swedish subsidiary and vice versa anyway, so all you need is some tax restructuring. This is how you buy silver in Sweden too, you buy it from an Estonian company with a Swedish website and get it shipped to you.

Swedish government is insane. It's officially for "enviromental reasons", but electronics not containing any dangerous chemicals are also taxed. The real reason of course is related to "certain expenses in the budget".

>>59653545
Sorry, the tax can be reduced with "up to 75%" if there's no dangerous chemicals. Same thing goes for cars, car tax was recently raised to SEK 10 000/year ($100/month) for "enviromental reasons".

>>59653459
>hate comfy
>still want him to make more videos
wat

What's a good budget dual camera phone I can get for testing? I'm intrigued by the dual camera meme, I'm looking at Bluboo Dual, Cubot Rainbow, Ulefone Gemini and Doogee Shoot 2. Honor 6x and Cool 1 Dual seems to be expensive, Honor 6X is $200 while Cool 1 is $150. I'm looking for $120 or lower.

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>>59652522
I thought I wanted to do it once

>>59653846
Oukitel U20 Plus

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Chinese clones
Cop or no?

>>59653933
doesnt look like a chink to me

>>59653933
>the Chinese genetics industry can already clone people
How can the West even compete? The chinks make white people better than whites themselves.

But I guess you mean the glasses. Yes, Chinese gaybans are basically the same as original gaybans, with packaging and marking and all. Just 10x cheaper.

>>59652666
It will only be in charge for products sold in Sweden.

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What do?

If I try to pay on the app it says I can't pay due to my account activities, but this is a new account and I haven't done anything.

>>59652522
What is this shitty forced meme

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>>59654202

>>59653933
apple watch wearing faggot

Just got my Redmi 4 pro in the mail. Replaces a shitty htc i had which would freeze and crash pretty often. Liking it so far, since its a massive upgrade over it. 4g seems to work here as well which is surprising (uk /o2). Still in the phase where im getting used to the feel of the new environment though

>>59652524
>Are you being paid for this? Legitimate question.

ITS A SUBVERSION CAMPAIGN RUN OUT OF THE CHINESE MILITARY

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I have bad feeling of that package won't arrive on Friday because DHL got account on different bank.

Any good android tablet 9" or more under 200 usd?

>>59654479
mitähän mahtaa olla tulossa?

>>59654400
Get the global rom on it, if it has custom apps like Chinese uc browser, it will go faster

>t. Redmi 3s owner

>>59654181
Now I'm supposed to give bank statements or ID before buying. Does aliexpress usually do this?

>>59652666
>$14/kg tax
http://www.aftonbladet.se/minekonomi/a/modvE/passa-pa--snart-rusar-priset-pa-elektronik
http://www.idg.se/2.1085/1.665731/kemikalieskatt-datorer-mobiler

This new tax will be law April 1st (fitting?) and go into effect on June 1st. I'm in Sweden so I guess I'll have to buy anything and everything that I would buy locally before this tax goes into effect.

Sweden is getting a flat tax by weight. If a computer case has USB front panel connectors on it and it's 3kg then that's +$42 to buy it.

>>59653120
>Swedish customs don't care,
Sometimes they do. A phone I ordered a few years ago got taken by customs and I had to pay tax on it. I've ordered a lot of things and this has only happened once but it does happen occasionally.

>>59653545
I did see that there is a max cap per item. And sure, they will probably tax computer cases too. Those will be hard to sell in Sweden, specially cheaper ones like Fractal Design 3500. At $60 with a weight of about 3kg that's $100 with this new tax. Cheaper items with some weight will just become impossible to buy.

> certain expenses in the budget
Let's be honest, the extremely high cost of immigrants are why Sweden is taking on debt and new taxes like crazy. The debt part is specially worrying, that's even more taxes down the road.

Immigrants and their crime is also why Sweden is rolling out a national face recognition camera system that nobody talks about,
http://www.dagensjuridik.se/2017/03/polisen-storsatsar-pa-kameraovervakning-med-ansiktsigenkanning-startar-i-var

That's big brother on steroids.

>>59654304
Rude
Wearing a Casio MDV106 today
I like variety

>>59653489
2GB isn't enough, and most of the new phones out of China - even the cheaper ones - have 3GB/32GB as the lowest standard and 4/64GB on the "luxury" models. Get with the times, 2/16GB is the last generation and only acceptable if the phone costs $50.

>>59653509
Instantly jumping between apps that use a lot of memory without them being closed or swapped out for one thing. I've had 2/16GB phones, now I have a 4.7" 3GB/32GB and a 6.5" 3GB/32GB. As I said, a 2GB/16GB phone isn't even worth consideration today. It is, as I already pointed out, 2017 not 2012 or 2015.

>>59653846
Don't expect any very good cameras in the budget segment. Also, don't bother with very cheap dual camera phones, it's very likely just some gimmic. Two garbage cameras don't magically become one great camera. A phone with a good single camera and image stabilization will likely give you better results than a very cheap phone with two cameras. Look at the Doogee Shoot 2, for example. That's two 5 megapixel cameras. That's just 5MP, so what if there's two of them? won't help.

The Chinese version of the Oneplus 3T 64GB is available for $399.99 / 365€ from Gearbest with the coupon OP3TS
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_592336.html?wid=21

Network support:
2G: GSM 850/900/1800/1900MHz
CDMA EVDO: BC0
3G: WCDMA Bands 1/2/5/8
TD-SCDMA : Bands 34/39
4G: FDD-LTE Bands 1/3/5/7/8
TDD-LTE Bands 38/39/40/41

>>59654717
I still use a 512MB phone

>>59654570
>GIVING THE CHINKS YOUR BANK AND ID INFO

LMAO

FOR 2 DOLLAR DRAGON DILDOS

>>59654761
>I still use a 512MB phone
The real question is.. would you pay for a new one with 512MB when you can get one with 3GB in the same price-range? I'm not even sure why you are trying to argue here. A Pentium 100mhz CPU was great too back in the day but nobody is stupid enough to believe you can put one in a desktop computer and sell it today.

>>59654828
I care more about the camera of the phone than how many different useless apps it can run simultaneously.

>>59654717
>2/16GB is the last generation and only acceptable if the phone costs $50.
What $50 phone has 2GB of ram?

>>59652491
Nice review.

is buying chink blueooth speakers worth it? xiaomi ones?

>>59655041
Huawei is worth it becuz Le Swan meme

my grahpics card just died on me, would you guys buy a grahpics card from any of these chink websites?
or am i asking for a house fire just thinking about it

>>59655041
the xiaomi ones are pretty good, battery is brilliant

>>59655119
No
Get Colorful or Zotac
They are the legit top-tier, don't get it from no-name brands (95% of the time it would be refurbished)

>>59655089
damn it's ugly af
is it really that much better quality-wise than the rest?

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>>59653868
But he did it once!

>>59655041
No, not unless you envision using it outside a whole lot and even if that's the case you probably want to pay up for something that is durable and waterproof.

On a general basis there are no good bluetooth speakers, specially Chinese ones. It's the same as with PC speakers, there are no good PC speakers and there can't be because they are all very small.

If you're thinking in-doors use then you would be far better off buying a used stereo with a real amplifier and real speakers & a Bluetooth receiver with RCA outputs (or a newer stereo with built-in BT).

Here's an example of a Bluetooth speaker with great reviews,

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bluedio-CS4-Mini-Bluetooth-speaker-Portable-Wireless-speaker-Sound-System-3D-stereo-Music-surround/32675797547.html

It's 22cmx7cm. Barely the length of a small mousepad. It's got 52mm drivers. That's about the size of the drivers in a pair of over-ear headphones. It's got great reviews. Obvious shills side, it may be a good Bluetooth speaker. No need to care if it is or isn't a good BT speaker, it's still a very small speaker, BT or not.

Let me put this another way, if you have a real stereo at home and a good pair of ear-buds / headphones for when you're outside... (let's say you do even if you don't).. when exactly do you envision actually using a BT speaker?

>>59655172
Le Swan,
if you know your High-tier Audiofaggy shit, you would know Le Swan

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Slowly it becomes bigger

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Is a good moment to buy a phone?
My huawei p6 is almost ded but looks like the new xiaomi 4 thing is just the 3 with another name, will the value of phones get increased in the next months or everything will be the same mugh 04'0584058409 cores 1080p phones shit?

>>59655214
>when exactly do you envision actually using a BT speaker?
backup solution for going to a house 'party' where the only sound source are laptop speakers
it's easier to just switch the bluetooth device and people can play their music and connect easily imo
also light no headphones music listening when I clean the apartment

I just don't want it to sound like garbage, I'm no audiophile

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Added a samsung shield

It's there a xiaomi tablet division?

>>59655335
OP5 will be coming in June/July
Xiaomi Mi Mix price-wise has been the lowest in its recorded history

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>>59655381
>house 'party' where the only sound source are laptop speakers

> house
> party
> laptop speakers

I'm ... speachless

For that I would honestly recommend getting one of those boom-boxes from the 80s used and a BT adapter. Or, if it exists, something like that with built-in BT.

For your use-case a BT speaker is probably slightly better than laptop-speakers, but only slightly. As I said, they all have one pair of very small drivers. Doesn't matter what brand, doesn't matter if it's expensive from a local brick store or from aliexpress, 52mm drivers is just too small. Then again, it's probably a small step up from laptop-speakers.

>>59655425
Nice plant. Very nice.

Just bought the Bluedio T4. Looks like a good deal hopefully they sound good.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Buedio-T4-Bluetooth-Headphone-and-noising-cancelling-wireless-Headset-with-built-in-micro/32795674376.html

>>59655519
make sure to review when they arrive

>>59655519
They were cheaper before the sale.
Something like "50% off" is always bullshit.

>>59655513
On Ali/Taobao, yeah that shit exists.
But dat homeboi ain't got the taste dawg

>>59655587
those are brand new anon, released for this sale

>>59654564
Thanks for the tip. Came with it installed though

What is adware and similar on redmi note 4? Does it come with viruses like really cheap devices?

>>59655597
Hmm, must have been older model then

sooo anything good on sale?

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>>59655645

>>59652666
Tack gode gud finns det ett tak på 320 kr, fortfarande ganska skit.

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>>59655041
>>59655214
>>59655381
>>59655513
>>59655590

<--- look at the advertisements from google at some random IT website.

Does this happen to you girls too when you have a tab with /csg/ open?

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>>59655425
>SAMSUNG

THE PLANT HAS TO BUD FIRST BEFORE YOU BURN IT

NICE MINT BTW

>>59655668
Rock Zircons
Haier Robot Vacuum Cleaner (If you live in the EU/US)
Xiaomi Mi Mix
Clothing (YiRuiSen)
Dashcams
Knives

>>59655832
why do you have adds in the current year?

>>59655832
All the girls are on /cgl/
>Don't summon the Trannies
>p-please

>>59655854
Becuz you can't make purchases on Ali if you leave your adblocker on

What phone would be good for around 160€?
And that it has good camera in this price range
Leaning more towards xiaomis but im open to sugestions

>>59655885
Redmi 4X
Oukitel K6000 Pro

>>59655637
official global rom has nothing like that.

>>59655637
No, just buy from places like banggood and ibuygou as they leave things stock

>>59655885
Redmi Note 4 Global
ZUK Z2

>>59655885
Note 4 Global has the bands needed for 4G in Europe.

>>59655885
Xiaomis have terrible cameras. get Okitel k6000 or the cuck z2. Well not sure bout the note 4x.

>>59655834
>MINT
i didnt know mint smells like marijohanna

>>59655968
Redmis have terrible cameras. Mi lineup has pretty good cameras. Don't buy the $100 phone and complain about a shitty camera.

>>59656041
he wants a 100$ phone tho.

>order 7 items 2 days ago
>2 already left china
>5 are yet to even get started on shipping
chiiiiiinks

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>ordered something
>merchant clicked ship for it, but then said that my variant is out of stock
>go to product page and it shows 700+ pieces of that variant are in stock

How does this shit work? Is there more than one "merchant" per item, and some retard just took over my purchase? Or some kind of scam?

Feels a bit stupid but I don't have any friends who have used AliExpress, is my first time on it.. I just wanted some cheap Chinese electronics ;__;

>>59656198
The trick is to make sure you're constantly ordering new things, so the 3-4 weeks old orders that are arriving distract you from how slow the new orders are shipped

>>59656255
They lie about their stocks on the product page. Just roll with what the seller tells you, worst case, you can cancel the order and order what you want from someone else.

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Only $7, I thought I'd spend more. Weird. These S500 things sound super promising.

>>59655425
I can't see the THC on the leafs. Are you sure it's weed?

>>59652666
Fyfannn, jag ska flytta bort ifrån Sverige så snart jag kan. Jävla skitland, hatar vad våra kära politiker har gjort.

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>last day for $5 coupons
>can't post sweating.gif because chinkmoot is a cuck

>>59656276
So if they tell me there is none in stock, I should cancel my order if I want my specific variant?

Not nice at all, fucking chinks have no dignity.

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>>59655968
Note 4x camera looks fine to me, haven't had the chance to take some shots with mine yet though.

http://www.martijnwester.com/reviews/xiaomi/redmi-note-4x/photo-samples/sample9.JPG

http://www.martijnwester.com/reviews/xiaomi/redmi-note-4x/photo-samples/sample10.JPG

>>59656412
Ask them if it will be in stock any time soon, and if they say no, ask them to cancel.

>>59656412
>if I want my specific variant?
can't you dispute their asses if you get wrong color or shit like that

>>59656394
How do you get $5 coupons?

>>59656339
Not my plant but I'm 100% sure it is. Small plants look exactly like that.

There will never be any THC on the leaves, btw. That will be in the buds much, much later when it blooms.

Which one would you choose and why if both cost the same mi5 (64gb)or zuk z2 pro? thanks for the help guys

>>59656462
z2 pro easy

>>59656448
Play catch the coupon game explained here. Next round in 50 minutes.
https://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/catchcoupon_rules.htm

>>59656339
armchair growers are pathetic.

>>59656462
MI5

>buy an 'ok' phone with an 'ok' camera for a 'reasonable' price
>lend it to my mother since she's going on a vacation to Dubai with my brother.
>botnet it into google photos so we could see their photos too since we doesn't into facebook
>first dozen of photos arrive and it's artificial lighted shots in the airport and hotel
>All are blurry

Dammit, I should've picked something with image stabilization.

>>59656369
I too plan to leave Sweden sooner rather than later, and time is running out.

http://www.dagensjuridik.se/2017/03/polisen-storsatsar-pa-kameraovervakning-med-ansiktsigenkanning-startar-i-var

The rollout of cameras everywhere that scan your face and car license plates in real-time and put them in a big database has begun. This is big brother on steroids, to put it mildly.

>>59656479
>>59656505
ok im getting mixed opinions

>>59655872
>he doesn't know how to configure his ad blocker
point at him and laugh

>>59656430
Yes, they clicked ship but then said it's out of stock and if I want a different color instead.
So I assume they haven't actually shipped anything yet.

See same product on another store, "995 in stock". Bet it's the same situation as the other store. I am supposed to be saving money with this, but props to you guys for having the effort to deal with these sites that shamelessly lie to you.

>>59656462
>>59656534
Z2 Pro by far.
More RAM.
Better camera.
More storage.

Oh, and you know, a working GPS.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4rkqad/mi5_gps_issues/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4z568j/mi5_gps_problems/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5feqf3/mi5_gps/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5pwcut/no_gps_signal_issue_with_mi_5/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4zpi0q/mi5_gps_disconnecting_on_miui_8_update/
http://en.miui.com/thread-272411-1-1.html
http://en.miui.com/thread-475768-1-1.html
http://en.miui.com/thread-475582-1-1.html
http://en.miui.com/thread-369839-1-1.html
http://en.miui.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=345495
http://en.miui.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=493568
http://en.miui.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=462514
http://en.miui.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=391636
http://en.miui.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=466018
https://forum.xda-developers.com/mi-5/help/mi5-gps-t3450148

Mi5 is obselete. wait a few weeks for Mi6 and see if it's anything good and if they didn't fuck it up too.

>>59656462
where did you find z2 pro for same price as mi5?

>>59656521
Doesn't Datainspektionen flip their shit? Or have they been bought out as well?

>>59656561
the sites don't lie to you, it's the store

>>59655253
Cut off the first leafs now. They're a drain on the plant at this stage.
+5-20% yield difference.
(the absolute first leafs, then the others in another three days)
It'll stunt it for a day or two, you'll feel bad but it'll bounce back well

>>59655425
See
>>59656591
You need to cut off those growth leafs now.

>>59655425

You might want to replant that soon, this is the guy from yesterday with the advice.

What'll happen is the roots will start becoming bound and you'll restrict it from proper nutrients and for christ's sake use some perlite.

>>59656566
tinydeal, actually i already have a mi5 but i can sell it and get the other, z2 pro also has more bands

>>59656314
>S500
I like them. Only bad thing about them is there's only one pair of tips included.

>>59656586
Yes, but doesn't it come to a point where it is the website's fault? Looked at 5 different merchants selling it, all have about 990 in stock of the 4 different variants. I doubt a single one of them has that much in stock. So I get a refund from first guy, order on 2nd, then maybe he end up saying same thing.

>>59655425
>>59655253

damn perspective. Thought it was a different plant.
you're ready to cut of those growth leafs now. It's about 15cm tall?
All those leafs will do is make it grow tall.

>>59656730
>doesn't it come to a point where it is the website's fault
No. How about you link the example item

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Dropshipping-Women-s-Bathing-Suits-Bikini-Fashion-Swimwear-Suits-Cheap-Sexy-Swimsuits-Monokinis/1754270515.html

>the reviews

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>>59656749
>Feedback (2550)
>With pictures (380)

>>59656740
The website shouldn't have accountability for merchants that lie about their product, other than them getting bad reviews?

If you go on eBay selling a black sweater and then say after someone pays "hey black is all out, take white instead", you will get shut down if you constantly do it.

>>59656771
nope, no

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>>59656591
filename
>>59656614
Its a clay pot. replanting will be a bitch though but if i do replant it i put it in deeper in the soil

>>59652475
>>59653459
What happened exactly?

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>>59656749
>>59656764

...t.. t.. thanks.

>>59656819
Fine. Next set up, the single leafers. Then once your next tier has functiong leaves you clip the first set of proper, but leave the one's that sprouted beside it.
Also doing those ones in your pic make your plan into bonsai if you stunt them long enough before doing so.
I had a set of seven i stunted for three weeks with an 18/6 light cycle. 8 of those just under a lamp.
Then cut off those leafs and planted outside. They only went one and a bit foot. I also had them near Chinese mint. Was tasty as fuck.

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>>59656950
>tfw you'll never have a blue-eyed slav gf

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>>59656950
>>59656764
honestly this one is unbelievable
I'd order this swimsuit for my IRL waifu but I feel like it's too sexy
honestly it looks amazing even on the fatties
>mfw how these Russian women pose
>one of them is even on her knees on a bed
fffffuuuck

>>59656975

Slavs are not even white.

>>59657016
no one cares

>>59656849
People really don't like Comfy.

>>59657016
So?

>>59652781
Thursday newspaper + scissors + snip*snip*snip = coupons

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>>59656764
hmmmm....

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I want to get a semi decent speaker for my pc, should I just get one off of amazon?

When I look on aliexpress it's mostly bluetooth, I want a speaker that connects via aux or usb whilst sounding good. (for refference, I want to spend about £30 on it). I would use the infograph, but there isn't anything on the infograph for speakers.

ALSO:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/g/32753295830.html
arrived 2 days ago, so far gotten tones of compliments on it. Shitty leather fake band is shitty fake leather, but it doesn't feel awful.

It has genuine leather and nomos glaschute on the back of teh strap, would very reccomend buying this watch and a replacement nato strap.

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>>59656749
my waifu, don't touch

>the state of /csg/
i'm not even mad

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wish these women would post their specs so I know which size to order

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>>59657056
get a chink amplifier than buy some good bookshelf speakers off ebay or your local charity shop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76w-Efjwagg

>>59657087
>w-what are we gonna do in there?

>>59656749
>american review
>fat grill

>>59657125
post pics

>>59656521
>>59656584
I have to stay here for about 4 years due to studies, but to avoid being spied on like that I wear some protection of sorts, so if you see some chink girl in the Stockholm area with a medical mask you know that's me lmao

>>59657138
>chink girl
you know what you gotta do now, don't ya

>>59657136
>>59657125
>>59657119
>>59657114
>>59657090
>>59657087
>>59657080
>>59657047
>>59657007
>>59656975
>>59656950
>>59656764
>>59656749
Ok guys, PA/crowdsource time, I need to find a review as close to 157cm 56kg as possible. If you find one please post pics.

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superior mommy pear shape
CLAIMED

>>59657173
fuck off niggerfaggot

FUCK this game is rigged

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i-it's not like I have an alarm set for this, b-baka...

fucking coupon game, did not get a single one in the whole week

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We're reaching mound levels that shouldn't be possible

>>59657249
>tfw have two $5 off $25 coupons
>too poor to use both of them

>>59657273
send them to me, friend :)

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>3dpd whoreposting

>>59657273
I'd gladly pay you $5 for the two of them
>paging Jack Ma
>new feature coupon transfer, coming when?

>>59657114
>deleted
please go easy on me mods
I knoweth not what I do

>>59656959
uh what do you mean precisely?

>>59657272
>>59657194
>>59657090
>>59657087
>>59657080
>>59657070
>this is a 10/10 in Russia
Disgusting.
These are all ugly malformed sluts.
Stop posting.

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>This fits terribly, b-baka

>>59657380
>m-my tits are too big!

>>59657331
They grow in tiers. The fist set coming from the seedling is only for height growth. The next tiers first set are fucking useless. All they do is grow really long stems for stabilizing the plant.
By fucking those off once you have enough leafs to keep the plant alive you effectively force the plant to use nutrients else where.

>/csg/ - weed and swimwear

>>59657273
already used 4$ and stooped playing not to but more shit.

>>59657448
ok could you please mark it on the picture wich ones i need to cut off because im still not 100% sure

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>>59657534
Here you go.

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>>59656314
You do need different tips though
And yeah they are great

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Got a chunk of sweet cheap chink shit in the mail today!
I've been waiting for this for weeks! Gonna make myself a cool dedicated Quake server with all this.

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32665342142.html

This will work for a tablet. I'm sure this time. Wish me good luck or stop me.

>>59657640
Nice bro, specs/price? And why are the chips so cattywampus?

>mfw these product pics
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Women-Lady-Seamless-Slim-Fit-Tights-Sexy-Low-Rise-Leggings-Elastic-Pants-Black-White/32672460406.html

is this even allowed?

>>59657656
find the same item on amazon and read reviews
I suspect this will work but you will have a poor/bad experience

>>59657658
The board would've been laid out by software to reduce track lengths, and it doesn't really care if it looks pretty.

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Trying to look for a stylish looking thermo but everything I find looks like shit.

please help /csg/

>>59657618
the stem is really thicc

>>59657765
Depends on strain mostly.
Haven't encountered anything to make the stem thick, aside from lopping the top a few times with low light levels.

Consider adding some piss to your water every fortnight. Nitrogen. About 1/16th. for one water every two weeks. Not too yellow.

>>59655480
I'm not paying 600€ for a motherfucking phone

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>>59657336
>sharp elbows 2/10

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>>59657336
>this is 10/10 in murrica

>>59657836
would fish tank water be good too?
i have a fish tank

WHERE DO I GET THE $5 OFF $25 COUPON???

>>59657890
>big breasts
>round hips
>not overdosed on vodka and krok
well, yes.

>>59657765
ITS MALE UR NOT GETTIN JACK LMAO

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>>59657658
Specs are here : http://www.orangepi.org/orangepipc2/
It honestly seems bretty gud for a SBC. And cheap too, I got it for 19 bucks. I think I paid something around 25 bucks for everything, and that includes a multimeter and a DIN connector that I haven't received yet. I intend to use all that to connect my server to this old Minitel so I can use it as a terminal.

As for the chips, I'm not sure, but I guess >>59657698 has the right idea.

>>59657901
Wouldn't think so. All fungus and mold with wild PHs.
There should be a lot of good nutrients, but you'd have to boil the fuck out of it.
PH swings are easy to deal with if you're not using it as the main water supply.
Keep that to once a week at 50/50 mix.
Coffee filters can restore PH. And would get rid of a lot of potential problem should boiling happen to fluke out and not kill something.

>>59657933
You can always plant more dude and just keep the male for reproduction

>>59657910
>>59656495

>>59657982
IMPLYING THEIR NOT ALL MALE

DUDE CHINKS LMAO

>>59657989
goddamnit can anyone tell me when the next one will be? gmt fag

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"We regret to inform you that the recent use of coupon(s) in your order has been identified as being in violation of the guidelines outlined in our General Rules for Coupon Use. (http://activities.aliexpress.com/adcms/help-aliexpress-com/coupon_usage.php) Your order will be cancelled, and any payments you have made (excluding any fees or charges which you have made to third parties) will be returned to your account."

I was too lazy to use a proxy + other address + other card.

>implying I have friends to borrow their cards

>>59658032
11pm your time

>>59658075
and you just go to the catch coupon link and it'll appear? or where do you get the coupon?

>>59658032
Wait no, you're on daylight savings time now, so it should be 12AM then, its in 4h 50m from now

>>59658070
KEK WHAT THE HELL COUPONS DID YOU USE

Update on anons mint?

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>>59658144
>rock store seller coupon ($2.00 off $2.01 or more)
>$5.00 off $6.00 or more coupon
>freshly registered account
>ali become jelly
>or just realised I have same address + same card on the same IP

>>59658032
4h 45mins, then the last one in 10h 45mins

>>59658169
"""mint"""

>>59658129
I do it on the app, it just appears on the screen.

>>59658198

>((("""mint""")))

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Orange Pi PC plus arrived today. It came with android already installed but I can't figure out how to make Linux boot on it.

>>59657950
>gigabit ethernet
>$20
fucking hell, breddy gud

>>59658224
"PC plus" = ?

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Got some KZ ZSTs, they sounded shit with the tips that came with them so I swapped them out for some foam tips and they sound really good now.

The cord is really sticky/grippy and I can tell that the y splitter is not long for this world but they sound as good if not better than the Xiaomi Gen 1 Hybrids I had been using while being slightly cheap. Only time will tell if they are as robust as the Xiaomis and like I said the y splitter looks hella flimsy.

Oh and if you are picking up a pair get the plain black ones, the carbon fibre paintjob looks nasty up close.

>>59658368
You can get a replacement cable for €7

>>59657080
>>59657070
that wallpaper is headache inducing

>MIUI 8.2.2.0 update on RN3P
Is is safe to update now? Is the bricking bug fixed?

>>59658439
Dunno but bought my RN3P a few weeks ago let me know if the update is any good mine is still in the post

Please recommend me some good and cheap multimeter on dx, banggood, etc.

>>59658388
I didn't notice it but I like it

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>>59657640
There we go, it's set up and working like a charm!

>>59658224
Just plug your sd card into your PC and use a program like https://sourceforge.net/projects/win32diskimager/ to install your distribution on it

For your Orange Pi board, I recommend https://www.armbian.com/orange-pi-pc-plus/

What's EU direct on Deal Extreme?

>>59658573
It's scam, they just ship items via PostNL from China.

>>59658169
>>59658198
>>59658219
i cut off the 2 base leaves now.
its under cfl light now in my bedroom

>>59658224
Use armbian, the "official" distros on the orangepi website either suck or don't function at all. It took me for ever to figure that out with my original pi pc, since I had no pi computer experience beforehand.

I ordered this phone how bad did i fuck up? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/this-phone/32706248141.html

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>>59658662
>HOMTOM

SLIGHTLY LESS EMBARRASSING THAN OWNING A PHONE THAT SAYS DOOGEE ON IT

>>59658737
ur a hom m8

>>59658368
Oh and I also got some e14 to e27 lightbulb adapters today as well, the headphones shipped on the 13th of March, the adapters shipped on the 3rd of February

>>59658439
>>59658462
>Do you think that notifications in MIUI are bad? Well, Xiaomi did it again with the 8.2.1.0 for Mi5
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/62d0pc/do_you_think_that_notifications_in_miui_are_bad/

>They made them even worse, they just do not care about it.
>They show up repeated, with the text between lines, etc. and the best part is that the direct
replies do not work at all.

Why is this company so pathetic? they literally can't get anything right.

>>59658662
fucked up by not getting it cheaper here
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/phon/1818235_32707083397.html

As far as sub-$100 chink phones go, HomTom is one of the better makes.

>>59658887
hi mr. zuk

>>59658915
its not bad i paid 76€ for it before they raised the price

>>59658915
Need a phone for my dad, will this work decently enough for him? He just wants a phone not to freeze like shit, like his xperia does.

So I recieved my KZ ZST's today and I'm really happy with them. The only thing that bothers me is that it lacks all the bass. Is that normal or ?

>>59658915
I can get meizu mx4 for $85 with shipping and tax

>>59659102
for that price it is good. has lots of ram

>>59658887
>going to reddit
getting a bit desperate there Zuk Cuck?

>>59659102
Iphone 5S

>>59659169
I mean, his Xperia is one of those earliest xperias that were waterproof with their back plate attached using screws. I doubt a modern phone could be shit enough to be worse than that.

>>59659221
yeah it will be better. A LOT better.
and it has fingerprint scanner that is cool

>>59659169
>>59659221
>>59659234
>(You)

GET OUT FROM HERE HOMTOM SHILL

>>59659289
Wrong on the middle one, I just want to get my parents proper phones.
Already ordered mum a Redmeme 4A on this sale.

>>59659289
Nice try zuk shill, but your false flagging doesn't help your case

>>59658500
>>59658644
Thanks, that was far easier than I expected

>>59659102
Blue R1 HD ($60) or iPhone SE ($200-400 depending on options)
anything else is a bad value, except the $600+ phones

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Thoughts on gearbest's review program? What do you have to do?

>>59659592
shill as hard as you can

>>59659592
>tfw never got invited to the Gearbest shilling forces
;_;

>>59659613
Just post reviews on different websites and glorify GB? I can do that.

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>>59659512
>anything else is a bad value, except the $600+ phones

>>59659639
YOU ARE WHY NOBODY BELIEVES ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET

Where can i get good clones of Ray-Ban sunglasses?
Is DHgate a good vendor?

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Does anyone know anything about this keyboard? I'm considering getting one with black switches for use in office work.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-612-Ergonomic-USB-Wired-104-Keys-Anti-ghosting-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-with-Backlit-for/32763842041.html

>>59659644
Yes, generally if you buy anything other than the R1 HD (or similar) or the iPhone SE, especially within the $200ish range, you're an idiot who doesn't understand how to spend money. You either end up with a far shittier product for only slightly less or something decent but much more expensive than the R1. There's not much sensible middle ground, especially with chink phones.

As a general rule, if you spend $200 on some shtity chink phone, you are stupid and made a bad purchasing decision.

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>>59659693
sorry never heard of it.
but James Donkey as a brand name sounds really suspicious. I would stick to known chink brands like noppoo

>>59659335
shut up asshole i havent even received the damn phone yet

>>59659792
>but James Donkey as a brand name sounds really suspicious
I know one James Donkey mouse has been a meme at least once though.

>>59659792
actually it's not suspicious

>>59659792
What could be "suspicious" about a company who make budget mice and keyboards? Are you okay?

>>59658462
Update went fine, so far only issue is that the phone does not vibrate when unlocking with fingerprint
t. >>59658439

>>59659512
Are you an Amazon shill?

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>>59659822
>>59659841
>>59659867
the mice were proven to be utter shit. so still sketchy af

>>59659902
how long have you had it? notice any degrade in performance/batter? is the camera shit?

>>59659948
t. who?

>>59659948
Any fairly cheap ANSI layout mechanical keyboards you recommend then? For typing, not gaming.

>>59659788
hahahahahaha
Is this a funking joke
1g ram 8g internal
mediakek
even 60$ is too much for this shit.

>>59659948
>>59659792
what's with all these screenshots?

>>59657534
Dont listen to this shit : totally unneeded.

>>59659788
Hi goy

New thread here
>>59660047
>>59660047
>>59660047

>>59660037
It's lithu again.

>>59660037
Circlejerking cancer.

>>59660012
it's 2/16 for the $60 version dipshit

>>59659143
Pls respond