/csg/ Chink Shit General

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I've been told that this keyboard is shit, but is there anyone who can give me some more input before I decide? I'm only gonna use it for typing.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-612-Ergonomic-USB-Wired-104-Keys-Anti-ghosting-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-with-Backlit-for/32763842041.html

>>59660079
>3 orders
>feedback 0
nobody knows
i mean if you want donkey try this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/donk/32693264570.html but I can't guarantee anything since there are so few reviews

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>>59660079
I've been looking at this one too, but it isn't available with the same variety of switches.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/GT-103-Lingyi/32781735203.html

Anyone who can recommend me a fairly cheap ANSI layout keyboard?

I got a notification in my post box that the post office is holding a chink package for me. At the office, they told me it is not there and I need to call the service line, which I did. Service dude tells me I have to contact the sender, so he can check what the fuzz is about because it is an international package.
Problem is, I dont even know which specific package it is. Could be anyone of the 3 I have on the way.
Should I just wait which will not arrive and dispute/talk to the seller?

>>59660117
lolita spyder?
have you had a look at the wiki? it has got a nice mkb section

>>59660155
>it has got a nice mkb section
Only one of them is a full-size one though.

>>59660047
space on the infographic for the padear pro headphones? $10? they're surprisingly nice

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Help, I'm not sure if I want to spend more money, I don't want to feel like wasting it on useless shit.
So what useless that feels like useful shit can I get for ~$8 total?

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>>59660047
except it is weed/hemp. NOT mint.
it smells like weed but it has a slightly different smell to it.

also the base leaves are now cut off .

will i die if i try smoking from one of these?
can chinese tobacco pipes be trusted?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Smoker-9-Long-Classic-Tobacco-Pipe-Rosewood-Smoking-Pipe-For-Weed-Wooden-Weed-pipe-Gift-Set/32513760166.html

started noticing my Motospeed V40 likes to randomly move after i havent touched it for a while.

>>59660341

is that different smell by any chance minty?

>>59660047
>Mitu again
How much is Xiaomi paying you?

>>59660408
I find it genuinely disturbing that OP might be a paid shill.

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bought a $1 microSD -> MS Pro duo adapter, it werks
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/adapterthing/32671697075.html

now I gotta get a 64gb microSD for all my vidya

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>>59660388
NO!
pic related is real mint. the leave texture is different!

>>59660460

looks the same to me desu

>>59660288
>EXPORT QUALITY
NOW WITH DOUBLE THE HEAVY METALS!

BUYING FOOD FROM CHINA LMAO

>>59660460

Maybe you got wild mint and not normal mint. If it's wild mint it should get flowers.

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hi csg,which android tv would recommend?

i need it to:

-play 5gb 1080p files with no stutter

-supports kodi

-supports 3.5" USB 3.0 HDD

cheap micro sd cards that i can chink the seller and get for free?

>>59660341
What did you order to get this sent?

>>59660408
>>59660439
If I was I wouldn't have included a PSA in the OP several times over that the Redmi 3S shouldn't be bought because of a STILL unfixed bug that causes it to lose 3g/4g connectivity now would I?

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what are you waiting on /csg/?

>>59660548
just buy a proper j1900 system, don't get this garbage

you can spend $50 on a chink shit thing that will only play a few codecs and will be pure shit for everything else and will eventually bite you in the ass, or you can spend $150 on a proper system which will work for the foreseeable future

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Anyone had any luck buying anime posters from chinks?

>>59660624
A Maki plush
8Bitdo FC30 Pro and the Xtander
ROCK Zircons

>>59660288
I have spent a few hundred already on "useless shit" since i setup an account.

Too much shit.

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>>59660624
Mouse mat
HDMI to mini HDMI cable
Fujian CCTV lens
U-Grip DSLR stabiliser
LED dimmable video light
Autism spinner
10-40kg adjustable grip trainer

>>59660712
>grip trainer
stop, I have enough of shit to play around with, jesus christ

>>59660443
did you really just capture a digital clock while switching from one digit to another?

>>59660741
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-40-Kg-Adjustable-Heavy-Grips-Hand-Gripper-Gym-Power-Fitness-Hand-Exerciser-Grip-Wrist-Forearm/32524814883.html

You know you want it anon.

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Ordered a chink cctv lens + some extra stuff for my other lens

>>59660619
Of course you would. Xiaomis reputation would be damaged less if people were advised to buy their better products as opposed to people going online to share their bad experiences owning a Xiaomi product.

By advising them to buy a redmi 3 or 3 pro instead, you averted their bad experience with Xiaomi, doing less damage to their reputation.

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>>59660749
I think so yea, I was wondering if that's what it is too

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just got chinked on some Mi Band 2 bands. Ordered a 29cm extended length band, and got a regular length one in return

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Will the chink weed seeds hatch?

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>>59660624
just a few things

>>59660760
make sure to review it when you get it

I want to see how trash it is

>>59660829
sure will

what are you waiting ong /cgl/?

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>>59660619
Then why did you force Mitu as the OP image of this thread? It's not like you were lacking alternate options.

>inb4 Chinese Shopping autist
Nah fuck off I just hate OPs autistic forced shilling.

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>>59660624

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>>59660619
GOOD GWAILO

YES GET THE MORE EXPENSIVE PHONE, YOU BUYNAOW!~

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>order for $35, you'll get $5 back
>hell yeah
>order 11 items for $41.36
>exceeded_the_number_of_items.jpg
>removed most of it so it'll still stay above $35
>5 items
>exceeded_the_number_of_items.jpg
>now can't use up coupon.

what do?

http://s.aliexpress.com/m2QJ7nm6
Someone convince me this is a bad idea.

I don't know if I should wash my chink jersey with all my other clothes. Is this smart? I am afraid of it leaking color and fucking my shit up

>>59660566
can i get some (you)s please?

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>>59660624

>>59660619
just let the shitposter shitpost
i'm convinced it's the same guy shitting up these threads

>>59660958
THE DYE IS RADIOACTIVE IT'LL LEACH INTO YOUR BOXERBRIEFS AND YOU'LL GROW A THIRD NUT

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>>59660624
all of this

>>59661014

I don't care so much for that but I care that my other clothes don't get painted purple

>>59660949
>exceeded the number of items
what the hell does this mean?
I thought it was because of a coupon but I removed the coupon and it still said it. I ended up ordering only half the stuff I wanted and if it is because of this sale shit then fuck ali

>package is in the country since Sunday
>still not delivered

What the fuck are they doing. My country is tiny af

>>59660956
>fretboard already has frets installed
doesn't look like it would be too much trouble actually

just make sure to put in pilot holes for the screws so the cheap chink wood doesn't crack, and I hope there are good instructions for determining where the bridge goes

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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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>>59661061
>package is in the country since 30 days ago

>>59660793
Link?

drones/helicopters with a camera for under $50, tell me which one to buy!

>>59661115
James donkey.

>>59660619
Why do you so rarely reply to your own threads? Why are you even here if all you do is post the Xiaomi mascot and disappear?

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Where can i get good clones of Ray-Ban sunglasses?
Is DHgate a good vendor?
Also any sunglasses recomendation

Update on UPS: This will be the "second" delivery attempt even though they never attempted to deliver it the first time. Let's hope it works because I have no government ID that matches the name on my package.

Initial Question: My package was shipped to a UPS access point in a different town when it should have been delivered to my apartment
Ivan R.: Hi, this is Ivan R.. I'll be happy to assist you.
Ivan R.: Hello [CENSORED], let me check the status. I have tracking number [CENSORED]
Ivan R.: Let me research this for you.
Ivan R.: Thank you for your patience, please verify your address and I will confirm.
Me: [CENSORED]@outlook.com
Ivan R.: Thank you, and what is your residential address?
Me: [CENSORED]
Ivan R.: I am sorry The UPS Store at:

[CENSORED]

is to far. I can have a redelivery made on Monday. Will that be fine.
Michael: yes, please
Ivan R.: I have arranged for another attempt for delivery to your residence for Monday 04/03/2017 by end of day. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: no, thank you

>>59661426
Oh fug now the hacker known as 4chan knows my name

>>59660958
Put it in a clean bathroom sink / a plastic bowl (or just any other big enough container), fill it with lukewarm water, add some washing powder, stir and maybe leave for few minutes. If the water turns the colour of your cloth, then it's not really safe to wash with other clothes.
Wash it with something that you won't mind catching colour few times, then try the above method again.
You can also buy special cloth pieces that can be put into laundry, to catch all colours and dirt. They look like small handkerchiefs or towels, and you most likely can get them at your local supermarket. Be wary, that they do not catch all colour, so if something loses colour really bad, other clothes still can get painted.

>>59661402
There was a seller called akoo or some shit like that, they were originally on Aliexpress, but got banned for selling fakes, so they moved to iOffer. Fake Ray Bans were a meme on here a few months ago, so you could probably find the name of the seller in the archive with a bit of digging. Fake Oliver People's and other /fa/ memes can still be easily found on Aliexpress though, if you're interested in other, non normalfag brands.

>>59661438
Should have used meme arrows.

Any knife recommendations? For self defense I guess since am eurofag with no guns

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whats best chink sausage/accessories

>>59660886
>still pathetically clinging to the Chinese Shopping name
>screenshots his own shitty threads even though it got reported and saged because nobody wanted it

I for one am glad your autistic ass is no longer making threads.
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S53726836

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any experience with """authentic""" lightning cables in """retail boxes"""?

this week's updates killed all my chink cables

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>>59661560
a knife is about the worst self defense weapon you can imagine
if the attacker is unarmed you don't need one
and if he is, the old knife fight rules apply:
>the loser in a knife fight dies on the curb
>and the winner dies in the ambulance

the Sanrenmu 7056 is a really good knife though

>>59661560
Get mace for self defense, faggot

Here the knife I own, though: www.ebay.com/itm/8-CAMO-TANTO-Tactical-Military-Spring-Assisted-Open-Combat-Pocket-Knife-Carry-/271878384012?hash=item3f4d36e98c:g:CUoAAOSwZd1VX3bW(different skin, I'm not 12).
I use it to cut things/eat with because I'm too lazy to go to the kitchen to get a regular knife. 9/10 would recommend.
Don't be an idiot who returns his knife because it's "defective" google how to close a spring-assisted knife.

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>>59661697
>Sanremu

mama mia antonio u need san remo pasta sauce

>>59661697
As someone who's been convicted for homicide using knife, I have to disagree with this post.

>>59661697
Then why do people own these serious knives when basic kitchen knives fulfill most needs

>>59661694
you'll be better of buying one from a brand that is known for it's quality
rather than an unknown one that pretends to be something it isn't

I can recommend Aukey
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32569132959.html

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Reminder to unsub from Comfy "Tech" Reviews.

>>59661727
>As someone who's been convicted for homicide using knife, I have to disagree with this post.
so you are either a coward who surprise attacked someone unarmed
or you got really lucky and your opponent had no idea how to use his weapon

>>59661731
because they fold up and are much more convenient to carry, if you need a tool with you, than kitchen knives
they also look gorgeous af and are great toys/collectibles

How the fuck do you use these AliExpress anniversary coupons?

>>59661781
Shut the fuck up, no one wants to subscribe to your fucking channel you low effort shill.

>>59661697
>>59661807
Why do you assume both parties are going to use a knife?

>>59661835
>bringing a knife to a party

Fedora detected.

So I just bought this tablet.
Tell me how much I fucked up
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_590393.html

>>59661835
because that's the worst case scenario
who cares if both of you are unarmed and you just get punched and your wallet/phone taken
that's what insurance is for
also see
>>59661697
>if the attacker is unarmed you don't need one

So if I had an unarmed home invader a knife to use against him/scare him is a bad idea?

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>>59661591
>CYLINDRICAL MEAT
>CIRCULAR BUN

THIS IS WHY GERMANY LOST THE WAR

>>59661811
They are usable after you click buy in your cart, before paying. You need to spend $X in one store (the store will display required amount), and if it allows more than $2 for $X spent, then you will have to use multiple coupons.
The thing is, you need to spend the given amount in one or more store, but the amounts do not combine. So if one store gives you $2 off $15, you need to spend $15 in this particular store.

>>59661863
That doesn't answer my question.
Also not the OP, I see a knife only as being a tool.

>>59660341

>cutting all the leaves from the plant in a vegetative stage.

Dude whoever's advising you is the biggest fucking jack ass.

Go to an actual forum with people who have knowledge, your plant will amount to nothing.

>>59661874
how do people like you escape IP ban?

>>59661878
yes because if he really is unarmed you don't need a knife to defend yourself
but if he actually is armed, you just raised the grand prize of the fight from your tv to your life

Use mace if someone is attacking you, I'm not sure why this needs to be said

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Hmmmm

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>>59661878
IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A KNIFE YOU'LL FUCK IT UP AND HE'LL STAB YOU WITH IT

JUST GET A BAT FOR HOME DEFENSE, AT LEAST ITS GOT REACH AND YOU CAN SWING WILDLY LIKE AN AUTIST

PROVIDED YOUR COUNTRY IS NOFUNS, OTHERWISE GET AN AR-15 LIKE A NORMAL AMERICAN

>>59661878
Yep. Cricket bat is the way to go.

>>59662005
>rifles in an urban area with piss poor jerrybuilt seppo walls
That'll end well.

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Don't let your chink shit devices have any access to internet!

Considering Doogee Shoot 1 or Zuk Z2 Pro anyone got nice and clear sample pics?

>>59662440
This thread has quite a few
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S59429185#p59429276

>>59662683
Got any more recent ones?

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>>59662310
>he doesn't want Da Shan in the Ministry of State Security looking at his boipucci

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>>59660624

>>59662770
There's been only one anon with both phones so that's all there is

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>>59660624

>>59662892
l o n d o n

Anyone has some feedback about the old Xiaomi mi band (the one that looks like a silver pill)? Mine just doesn't charge anymore. Granted I haven't used it in a while. Is it deep discharged or might the charger cable be broken? I already tried stupid shit like putting it in the fridge to get a possibly deep killed battery charging again but it didn't work.

Kinda sad because I liked that thing a lot for when I was traveling, to count my distance and steps.

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almost got chinked buying some headphone cases, noticed the shipping so made 2 separate orders

>>59662916
w h o i s t h a t ?

>>59662804
>100 euros on chink knives

>>59662804

>$1 """""""""""""""silicone"""""""""""""""""" plug

youre begging to get colon cancer

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>>59662937
and you still got chinked

>>59662981
meant for >>59662892

>>59662804
nice counterfeit bullshit faggot, I hope you get arrested for ripping off american companies

>>59663016
good thing I put non-chink condoms over all of my sex toys ;)

>>59661502

thanks senpai

>>59663002
woooow chinked bu 9 cents

fuck off autist

>>59663002
>not checking the app price

nice try kiddo

gf has an Alienware alpha and it has no 3.5mm jack. Any good bluetooth speakers?

Guys during 11.11 there was a price history addon or maybe it was a greasemonkey script floating around. Anyone still have that?

>>59661694
ROCK, MIPOW, Remax, ORICO, Aukey, Anker. Can personally vouch for MIPOWs.

>>59663222
get a usb adapter, bluetooth has lag and it will be super noticeable when the video and audio aren't synced

>>59660047
What are some good sets of chink screwdrivers and other tools? Aliexpress and Gaybeast both are fine, though I'm guessing it will probably be cheaper on Ali.

>>59663328
Aliprice.com

Same thing as a browser extension
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/aliexpress-assistant-pric/

>>59663384
thank you, I'm on ff but I'll make it work

>>59660548
>play 5gb 1080p files with no stutter
A 5gb 20m video is going to be significantly more taxing than a 5gb rip of the director's cut of lord of the rings

Just get a raspberry pi unless you need h265 decoding

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>>59661822

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In this episode of chink shit general, we have a busted-ass varistor and a blown fuse on arrival

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>>59663577

I asked to return it via Amazon, they gave me a refund and never asked for the thing to get shipped back so I took it apart. Replaced components that were obviously fucked.

>>59660257
Pajeet leave

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>>59663591

So now I have a fourth free* yeelight color bulb.

For the most part I like these a lot, there's an issue in the white tuning around like 2700K-3000K color temperature, they don't like to be in-between and their """"""warm"""""" temperature is fucking red. So getting the proper white color can be tricky when you're using their mobile application. I haven't tried fucking around in developer mode yet.

*less cost of parts from digikey and more time fixing it than it was probably worth, figuring out how to take it apart without breaking it (and only somewhat succeeding) then putting it back together

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>>59662956
better than €1000 on yank knives

>>59661697
Hey, I own the knife this clone is based off of. It's a nice knife.

>>59663884
I actually think the Sanrenmu's ass looks sexier than the Kershaw's
if only the blade were made of better steel and the bushing a bit smoother

>>59662804
Since you have a lot of monies to blow, could you buy and review this mouse :^)?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/gaymermouse/2653196_32789216612.html

>>59664220
>can not deliver to [my country]

looks like the g502 which is too thin for my hands, aesthetically it looks really nice though

>>59662683
Thanks this convinced me that Doogee Shoot 1 is a must buy.

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>tfw getting chinkd

>>59664491
t. DOOGEE SHILL

HOW DOES A CHINK EVEN PRONOUNCE DOOGEE, BET IT SOUNDS HILARIOUS

>>59664561
Tell us what happened, anon-kun

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who /orangepi/ here

Do the GPIO pins work with armbian?

>>59664600
pic related

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>>59664604
Install gentoo
>really tho

>>59664620
All I see is an animu doll that suicided to get away from you?

>>59662683
>Not factoring in that the zuk takes images much faster than the doogee, I'd say this is a camera that is almost as good in image quality in the day. Very good job considering its a third the price.

Hahaha Xiaomishills on suicide watch. Goes to show that Doogee Shoot 1 really does have a camera that punches far higher than its price.

Should I buy to backup system image on? Don't they usually chink their flash drives?

www.aliexpress.com/item/Horse-chess-USB-2-0-usb-flash-drives-thumb-pendrive-u-disk-usb-creativo-memory-stick/32425172516.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10065_10068_10130_10136_10137_10060_10138_10062_10141_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_129_10103_10102_10096_10144_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10143_10051_10524_10529_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10516_10515_10037_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10122_10123_10120_10124-10120,searchweb201603_0,afswitch_1_afChannel,ppcSwitch_4,single_sort_0_price_asc&btsid=8519fc6a-df8e-429f-9b53-66e155208a94&algo_expid=39f77f3c-740e-4ee7-8e92-1923c216fb35-0&algo_pvid=39f77f3c-740e-4ee7-8e92-1923c216fb35

>>59662440
Here's a great review on the phone and some pics afterwards.
>>59650206

It's really worth it.

>>59664561
Aside from getting mangled, hows the detailing?

>>59664604
I have a pi pc with armbian, but I haven't actually used any of the pins yet. Here's an instructable I found about it a while ago, hope it helps.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Orange-Pi-One-Python-GPIO-basic/

UPS update: It looks like my package will finally be delivered to my place

Hello chinkbros.

I was wondering what's the best SSD to get from Aliexpress.

Bought a cheap Acer netbook from ebay and wanted to make it useable.

Any good chink tablet?

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Sometimes is nice to go and look at comments on woman clothing.

Holy shit

>>59660443
Are there microSD to M2 Micro adapters?

I have a PSP Go

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>>59665369
Sometimes not

>>59665298
Kingdian is the usual answer, but last I looked they weren't significantly cheaper than your average Samshit.

>>59665521
Yeah, checked them and a Transcend, Kingston and Sandisk at the same capacity is only 10 dollars more expensive locally with warranty.

Suppose I'll just get one from MSY

>>59660624
laptop keyboard, hard case for my Switch, mom's hair ties, curtains for the kitchen

Just wanted to say that that $15 six-pack of Samsung INR18650 25R is on it's way with free shipping. Sucks to be anyone who couldn't get them shipped I guess.

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>>59665369

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Do those $5 upside down funnel system coupons you get from inviting a friend stack? I'm guessing they don't, but I might sign up some family members that were interested in alibaba and at worst I'll get to pay $30 for $35 worth of chink shit

>>59660634
Not anime posters, but I bought a few custom printed posters on Ali. Came out fine

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>>59665716
HAHAA HOMO

>accuracy 1gram

pls. your scale needs to be more accurate than that.

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I'm thinking about making a controller hub to emulate with proper controllers. Some of the ports are easy enough to find for cheap (shitty PS2 ports are like a buck a pop), but for the harder to find ones, would I be better off just sacrificing 3rd party extension cables and/or gutting a broken console?

>>59665906
>is good scale, only 4 grams off

>>59665993
You don't an active adapter, e.g. to connect to USB, just the socket?

>>59666035
The adapter is what I'm wanting to make

Has anyone ever been chinked on eBay? I will probably win an auction at a lot less than what the item normally sells at.

>>59665369
Try looking for thigh highs and knee socks

>>59666133
I wasn't chink'd but I did win some photocopies for a very cheap price and they refused to sell because it would've been a big loss for them.

I don't know why people set their prices so low them cry about how the buyers are being cheap because they don't know how to structure their auctions.

You shouldn't be worried about being chink'd, just about them not giving it to you. Ebay has good buyer protection.

>>59663002

Link?

>>59666198
I see, there is no reserve either. They have 100% feedback with a few hundred positive reviews too. Even if they don't ship at least I can mess up their perfect score.

>>59663178
Is the app price lower because they are data mining you?

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>waiting for my package for a long time
>no updates for a while
>all of the sudden, picrelated

what the fuck is this?
Did I just get a massive middle finger from my post office? Or this doesn't mean somebody stole my package?

Even if it was actually stolen, at least I know that it was. Their "mandatory tracking on packages sent to Russia" rule has some ass-backwards benefit in the end.

>>59666651
>living in Russia
Do you support Putin?

>>59666691
are you a cop? if you're a cop, you have to tell me.

>>59666706
That's not how it works, but sure, I am no cop.

I just want to know your views :(

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>>59666717
>That's not how it works
yes it does. that's what the meme is about, it has to be true.

I'm hardly involved in Russian politics and I'm not much of a patriot, but I support Putin for the same reason I favored Trump over Clinton -- whatever they can do to make Russia stronger will likely benefit me positively in a small way, and that's what's important to me right now.
But in my dreams Bernie Sanders is the president of every country.

>>59666811
>he supports Putin
Knew it

Do you know people who don't like Putin or is he universally loved?
Are there openly gay people in Russia?

>>59666811
RIP. Russian government must've taken him out :'(

>>59666811
TO THE GULAG

>>59666842
>>he supports Putin
I guess I should have clarified: just as Americans need to "support" Trump as in hope he does a good job, I "support" Putin as in hope whatever he's doing will benefit me. Support out of obligation and lack of choice, basically.

>Do you know people who don't like Putin or is he universally loved?
As you might imagine, he doesn't have unanimous support, especially among younger people who care enough to look into his antics. But I'm not the one you should be asking -- as I said, I'm not very involved in Russian politics or even the culture.

>Are there openly gay people in Russia?
Sure. Not many, because there's still a lot of stigma around it, as well as dumb legislation. Maybe in a decade the situation will be better.

>>59666957
I hardly talk about Russian politics, so putting thoughts into words takes time.

>>59661901
IT does not matter what you do to it in veg, if its not auto. You can do anything to it, and it will be fine since you control when you are gona put it in flowering stage.

>>59661822
Look up the filename in the archives, the guy has been raving about Comfy for a while.

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$.41 whats the worst that can happen?

>>59666651
yeah, that's definitely a postal worker stealing your package and confirming the delivery in your place

Mere minutes until it's over, boys.

>>59667562
Nothing.

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>>59660408
This.

As long as that paid sack of shit shill makes these threads I'm not posting any reviews for my chink shit.

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What did they mean by this?

>>59667562
>whats the worst that can happen?
You introduce a chinky weed that spreads out of control and causes catastrophic damage to your local ecosystem.

>>59667910
Trying to see the negative in this situtation

>>59667883
Oh boy you are sure showing him!

>>59667922
Well it's not like "worst" necessitates that it's bad.

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>tfw package has been detained in customs waiting to be processed since October

>>59667910

>invasive chinese weed is introduced to north american environments
>chinese weed is spreading like wild fire and grows so fast that it covers all the sunlight for american ditch weed
>american ditch weed is on the verge of dying
>federal government issues reward to get rid of all chinese weed species
>???????????
>legalize it?

>>59667948
I hope they stole your chink seeds

>>59667956
It was us$200 worth of gym equipment (belt, knee pads, wrist wraps)

It even said on the tracking page that it was being processed in customs, and then all the information from within the country dissapeared. I am pretty sure they just stole it and will leave it like that forever. I can't make a ticket with Ebay beause the item is old enough that it doesn't appear in the items I can make a ticket for.

>>59663629
>>59663591
>>59663577
>DIRECTLY INTO THE FUCKING MAINS

What chinese botnet phones work on T-Mobiles LTE band in Burgerland?

>>59667954
Little did the weaboos know, the Chinese government had genetically engineered the marijuana seeds to spread like weeds and suffocate the roots of plants it grew next to, slowly destroying the USA's agriculture over the next century and making all of it's citizens lazy! Muahahaha!

Hey still looking for help on this
need a way to rip mp3s to cassette
everything found so far is the reverse, cassette to mp3
Would like some quality

>>59667995
Redmi note 3 pro prime.

I get band 2 , 4 , 12.
I'm on t-mobile in Socal.

>>59668011
Step 1: Come into 21st century
Step 2: buy mp3 player
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Buy chinese hemp seeds
Step 5: Profit

>>59667984
Just contact Ebay about it then

You even have proof it's been in customs since forever.

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>>59668017
danke!

>>59668011
Why do you need that?
just find some cassette recorder that has a digital input.

>>59668068
That's the problem, for whatever reason I cant find one on ali/amazon with an audio in

>>59668036
All ways to contact them require you to input the item's number, which ebay tells me is incorrect. Or the item search tool doesn't recognize it anymore, and so on.

>>59668081
ahahaha

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>>59668081
Just see orders from 2016 in your purchase history.

new miGadgets

http://en.miui.com/thread-557748-1-1.html

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>>59663222
>Any good bluetooth speakers?
No. As I said in several other threads here, there are no good bluetooth speakers. They are all small and like all small speakers they sound like a joke compared to a real stereo with real speakers.

If your gf has a real stereo with real speakers then you've got two options, a good bluetooth adapter with RCA outputs (UGreen has one that sound alright) or an external USB sound card. If you go the USB sound card route then you should avoid cheap csg cards unless you're going to use a stereo with SPDIF input. If it does have a SPDIF input then there's $6 external USB sound cards you can use. The analog outputs on these are terrible but that doesn't matter if you just need to be able to relay a digital signal.

I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't have this problem or a lot of other problems like it.

> tfw no quite asian girlfriend

when I did have a girlfriend I bought her an old high-end stereo for nothing at a flee-market. Though it cost almost zero it sounded superior to any bluetooth speaker or "PC speaker".

It should be obvious, something with single 50mm or 60mm drivers just can't sound as good as a 3-way speakers with big drivers powered by a 100W amplifier.

>>59668224
>9 replies
>18506px body height

What the fuck man.

>>59667883
Me too. I'm just lurking in the meantime, he can't last forever.

>>59668219
Yeah, I know about that, but it won't let me open a case from there.

>>59668224
>Mi IH Rice Cooker
>Mi Car Air Purifier Filter

Is it just me who's begun to laugh at new Xiaomi Mi products, wondering what's .. next?

> Mi Toilet Bowl
> Mi Anal Beeds
> Mi Vacuum cleaner 2000
> Mi Flying Carpet

The future is.. mi? hmmm

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>>59661115
I thought I wanted to do it once

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What's you're sale haul?

How do I buy graphics cards from Hong Kong? I need to pay 25% VAT if I buy from inside my country, but customs don't care about "$1 gift". Most online stores such as Amazon will """"help me"""" with VAT by including it in the price. There are no legitimate GPU sellers on Ali. Could I buy HK -> taobao agent warehouse -> ship to sweden?

>>59668446
>chinese """sales"""
enjoy your -25% discount

>>59660341
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/dagga-can-be-used-in-the-home-western-cape-high-court-rules-20170331

Where do I buy these mint plants.

>>59665445
if you don't feel the desire to put your tongue inside that hot grills pooper, then i have some news for you

>>59668473
>Rock Zircon lowest priced at $9, get if for $4.35
>Electric Shaver normally sells for $29.99 according to aliprice since 1/23/17 now sells for $18.
>$1 and $5 bits here and there

Yup enjoying my discounts. Too bad there were a couple of coupons that expired.

>tfw didnt get a single coupon because im too lazy to figure out how to get them

>>59668557
I'm a massive racsist? I know.

>>59668473
how is 25% discount not a sale, when normally you cant get it for that ?

link for weed seeds?

Any coupons for Doogee Shoot 1?

why doesn't ali accept paypal as a payment method anymore?

>>59668719
There was a $10 off coupon available at doogeefans.in

>>59668582
same

Convoy S2+ flashlight on sale for $9.99 again
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_44144.html

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>>59668432
But he did it once!

>>59668582
Iktf

>>59665742
Hows the quality and size? Can you link me to the shop?

>>59668800
No such site. But atleast someone visits doogee sites to know such news. Doogee is going to be big.

>tfw end up buying nothing because didn't get any coupons
it's like they don't want my money

>>59668935
>tfw bought useless shit because coupons

Opinions on chink microcontrollers?

>>59669004
same, and some useful shit tho.

Whats the deal with buying chink phones now while trying to avoid import tax? I cant find a seller on ali that will guarantee no import tax to the UK anymore.

>>59669035
buy from giztop.com if you wanna be sure.

They ship it to France first to clear with the customs and then to the UK. Do it before brexit.

>>59669021
Be more specific.
Do you mean chink Arduino-style modules?
Do you mean fully chink MCUs like STCs?
Or do you mean cheap bare MCUs from chink sites?

>>59669079
Sorry, I did mean Arduino stuff. Probably from AE.

>>59665613
>$15 six-pack of Samsung INR18650 25R
link

>>59667036
> I "support" Putin as in hope whatever he's doing will benefit me
Whatever Putin does will only benefit him and his clique. I hate Russians so much sometimes...

>>59669105
They're great. Extremely cheap and work fine.

For straight Arduino clones, you have to watch out that it has USB connectivity, otherwise you'll need an USB-TTL adapter.
ESP8266 based Arduiono-likes are also pretty nice if you want something with WLAN.
And the cheap STM32 boards are great if you need something beefier. There is an recent HaD post on them.

>>59669035
It's never a 100% guarantee unless it's sent from a EU warehouse, some sellers offer a protection (pay like $10 and they will refund whatever you had to pay in taxes) and/or they will mark your phone as a bluetooth mouse (worked for me) and avoid import tax that way but if DHL does a check you're screwed.

>>59668011
I'm not even sure what the problem is.

If you have a cassette player then it probably has a) a record function and b) RCA inputs. A 3.5mm to RCA cable costs like $3. Connect the cable, play the .flac or .mp3's with anything that's got a normal headphone jack or line out jack, press play on your tape recorder and you're done.

Seriously, I'm not even sure why you are asking questions on how to do this. Are you 12? I really can't believe anyone who's ever used a tape recorder would have to ask about this. Seriously.

Honestly, why would you want to do this? I have a high quality tape-deck in the basement next to a big-ass quality CD player. Perhaps I should throw them in the garbage or sell them, they've been sitting there for 10+ years and I see zero reason to bring them back up - ever.

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>>59669158
Thank you dearest anon

>>59669141
That's why I specifically said "will likely benefit me positively in a small way" in the post before that one.
I don't expect me and my friends to become rich when Putin is pulling the strings, but whatever he's doing seems to be working because the price of the dollar keeps decreasing and that's what I like to see.

>>59669159
Any idea what happened to topone and HK goldway store shipping where they used to guarantee no import tax? Surely some other stores must have offered this too?

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How do the discount codes work? If i get this pencil case I get $30 off bit do I have to spend a certain amount to use this?

>>59669208
Yea its probably 30$ of 300$

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So this Pipo w2s tablet I got, I've disabled the spyware it came shipped with.
Now I'm buying a chink soldering iron and accessories, to replace the battery.

>>59669223
Jesus Christ, fuck that.

>>59669187
It won't benefit you at all, though. $1 was worth RUB 35 three years ago

I agree with next to no lack of choice, though (we all know why)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-DxQi1X76c Putin supporters: the song

>>59669004
yup, i never thought i would buy a selfie-stick...

>>59669202
Topone closed completely and HKG stopped their EU express shipping.

Shops that still offer EU shipping are:
Honorbuy
Giztop
Ibuygou
Gizchina shop
Grossoshop
Flosmall

>>59669244
>$1 was worth RUB 35 three years ago
And it was 77 RUB one year ago and going down at a good pace in the last 6 months.

Guess this is more a question about mail order in general, but say I buy a defective item I want to return, would I be the one to pay for the return shipping or would I get reimbursed?

>advertise epacket
>extend buyer protection to 60 days one day after shipping
Chinked

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QUICK, WHAT'S THE CHEAPEST CHINK MICRO SD CARD THAT IS STILL TRUSTWORTHY.

>>59669035
i've had luck asking them to mark the package as 20UER. Most of the time customs don't even bother.

One time they did bother to open the package and asked for a receipt. I contacted Gearbest support asking whether they could send me a fake receipt stating the items was in fact 20EUR.

Give I get a rundown on (eyewear) frames, please

>>59669509
Isn't that straight up tax fraud?

I know chinks gonna chink but even so kinda weird to see them go that far.

>>59669526
Yes, yes it is.
The chinks don't give a shit, they already have their money. Although they tend to keep customers happy when possible in hopes of it generating more sales for them.

>>59661115
Tomoko/Vic-Top

What are the guidelines for getting sunglasses without getting chinked?
These caught my eye.
http://s.aliexpress.com/3yQ7VNfa

>>59669660
No guide just buy whatever.

>>59660047
Any recommended usb to ethernet adapters?
I need some usb 2/10/100 adapters and possibly some usb 3 gbit adapters

>>59669389
Thanks anon

>>59669389
>>59669389
You forgot

FastCardTech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9lLTXz9QQ&t=1s

Any good reviews on Doogee Shoot 1?

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Calm down Ching Chong.

>>59669035
They made news recently about it. They're probably spooked.

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update on the garden weed.
i just put a few sprouting seeds deep in the soil and today i saw 3 tiny plants.
but when i tried to move them to the more hidden spot where it cant be seen from the public i cut one dead. :-((

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And and update on the chink weed/hemp with the cut leaves!

>>59670012
Nice mint

>>59668557
she's objectively ugly though
aside from being a nigger I mean (most of them are ugly)

>>59670012
Good stuff, keep up the updates.

>>59661115
stop posting this in every single thread and just buy one already you dumbfuck

I bet you spend more time posting than it would take to work and buy all three of them

>>59669004
>>59668935
I avoided the coupon trap last night, although I did use one productively

>>59670012
Link?

>>59670012
It's really starting to look like hemp or MJ now!

>>59668270
He's been doing it for at least a year now. He's not going anywhere.
Just be happy that we seem to have persuaded pedophile and attention whore comfy tech reviews to fuck off.

>>59670012
That's a nettle.

>>59670333
>He's not going anywhere.
yeah when he makes these threads

>>59669998
didn't you say it was legal in your country?

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>>59670333

>>59669998
>tfw more emotionally invested in your cute lil plant's life outcome than you are in smoking the weed

>>59667883
I'm the opposite

I don't post reviews if it's not his thread.

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>>59670545

>>59670666
How's Glenwood, New Wales?

>Your order will be closed in _ days
Do I have to set reminders for myself for this so I don't lose my buyer protection in the event that I receive nothing? Does it automatically happen?

Did anyone get one of these?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Sports-Bluetooth-Earphone-S9-Wirless-Handfree-Auriculares-Bluetooth-Headphones-For-iphone-Huawei-XiaoMi-Mobile-Phone/32746441337.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.310.coMtQ1&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10065_10068_10136_10137_10138_10060_9999_10062_10141_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10052_10144_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_10143_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_130_10078_10079_10073_10070_10122_10123_10120_10124-10119_9999,searchweb201603_0,afswitch_1_afChannel,ppcSwitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=d74790b3-f85d-4c35-9954-0d9e871558cc&algo_expid=182a96ff-67d5-42eb-9ded-9e13c43abcc5-34&algo_pvid=182a96ff-67d5-42eb-9ded-9e13c43abcc5


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Wireless-Running-Sports-Earphones-Bluetooth-4-1-Stereo-Bass-In-Ear-Headphones-Headsets-with/32784675290.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.coMtQ1&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10065_10068_10136_10137_10138_10060_9999_10062_10141_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10052_10144_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_10143_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_130_10078_10079_10073_10070_10122_10123_10120_10124-10119_9999,searchweb201603_0,afswitch_1_afChannel,ppcSwitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=d74790b3-f85d-4c35-9954-0d9e871558cc&algo_expid=182a96ff-67d5-42eb-9ded-9e13c43abcc5-0&algo_pvid=182a96ff-67d5-42eb-9ded-9e13c43abcc5

>>59670888
you get automatic mails for it.

My KZ earphones came today
It mentioned something about breaking them in in the manual
Is this necessary?

>>59670901

Search for Intone, they have better stuff for running faggots

>>59669975
I once had an order shipped half an hour after I paid for it.

>>59670903
ah ok

>>59669519
Rundown: buy frames from chinks or on eBay and get lenses put in locally

>>59670916
There's no such thing as "breaking in" any type of headphones, you just have to get used to however differently they sound from the previous headphones you were using. Companies use the "please allow time for a break-in period" b.s. to reduce the number of people going "this sounds different and I don't like it, pls refund."

>>59665351
Bamp

>>59671057
Thanks. Any recommended sellers?

>>59671115
makes sense
come to think of it, I didn't see anything about "breaking in" on my M50x's but I guess that's because they're an audio brand so their target market knows that different headphones sound different

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>chink shit

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What are these gold beads on my ATEs?
Are they just for aesthetics?

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It's made of NEW THREAD

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