Who /hyped/ for this /here/? 3 hours 55 minutes left

>>59635560
redmeme note 3 still works fine, why should i be interested about a probably way too expensive samshit

>>59635560
What is Lenovo ZUK Z2?

>>59635599
Simply the best smartphone of all time, man. Simply the best.

>>59635560
I'd rather have P10 desu

Better cam, no touchjizz bullshit, no curved screen et cetera

I only buy xiaomi phones now

there's zero point to a $900+ flagship like this besides burning money in a shitty economy

It doesn't have a dual camera like the much superior Dooge Shoot 1

>>59636030
Hardware, software, battery, ports, screen and handfeel should be the only variables up for consideration

>>59635574
You should be interested because samsung have reveals that are in probably top 3 cringiest shows annually.

>>59636117
>dual camera
>not hardware

>>59635560
/hyped/ here!

>>59635560
>downward speaker
nah

>>59636152
Fair enough. Processing and memory related hardware only

>>59635560
>hyped
>for samshit
yeah, nah

>>59636220
What do people actually use phone speakers for

I'm getting the S8+ or mi mix 2.

Got a broken tablet and my current phone is 7 years old with a shitty battery.

Either of these new ones will replace both.

>>59635613
>No touchjizz
>You get the worst fucking iOS chink clone shit ever with whaaawwwweeee emui (it's called emotion UI cause you get suicidal tendencies after using it for an hour)

No thanks senpai

>>59635560
Samsung phones are ugly as fuck

>samsung
>$799
Nah I'll pass

>>59635574
>xiaomeme
Gearbest Sales Representative detected.

Can't wait to have 1970 TVs CRT display borders again

>>59635560
it looks like shit imo

most of these asian brands can't into design

just because you can have a rounded corner display doesn't mean it's a good idea

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>>59636596
Apple will do it right, like always.

I use a s6 edge. So kinda hyped here to see what the upgrades are and if it is worth it.

>>59635639
this

if you want a high end phone the xiaomi mi series is baller as fuck and the redmis have great value

>>59636596
But Apple is essentially Foxconn so it's even more chinkshit than Samsung.

>>59635560
I'm just gonna wait for the Galaxy S10 with my S7 edge

Xiaomi for $200 has the same functionality as Samsung for $800.

>>59636661
Samsung buys from Foxconn top
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxconn#Major_customers

>>59636424
minorities have been using them to play music in inappropriate public places for years

>>59636424
Anything media or communication related.

I'm a fan of the s7 but really having a problem coming up with reasons to get this over the g6

>inb4 muh bootloop

>curved screen
>rounded screen
>onscreen buttons
>touchwiz

hahahahahahaha

who here galaxy s5

>>59635560
Not me. Samsung phones are pretty poor value for money when you compare them to Chinese rivals.

>>59637139
Touchwiz is the only one of these things that is even remotely a negative

>>59637372
go back to work kim

>>59637372
after using the s7 edge for a year im most definitely not getting any phones with curved screens.

>>59637123
use headphones you fucking asshole

>>59637372
onscreen buttons are fucking horrible. the only reason why you'd be ok with them is because you don't know/forgot what it's like to use capacitive/physical buttons

>>59637525

enjoy your tinnitus kiddo. oh? you're 21? youre still a kiddo to me kiddo. believe me few more years of headphones and you'll get it

Is there going to be anything new or jus a big screen?

>>59637547
it's not a problem if you use them at a reasonable volume you fucking moron. playing speakers too loud is bad for you too

>>59637074
kek

>>59635560
Why would I be hyped for that gigantic bimbo phone made by fucking Koreans

Buy Xiaomi
Buy Xiaomi
Buy Xiaomi

>>59637560

The volume is irrelevant kiddo. I hate loud music and hate people who think louder=better. I got the tinnitus from using headphones too much, I would love to go back in time and use my phone speakers instead and keep my hearing 100%. Seriously stop using headphones and or you'll regret it and wished you listened to me kiddo.

>>59637631
lol maybe if you used some shitty ass headphones

>>59637663

Phillips Fidellio x2's aint shitty kiddo. Enjoy your tinnitus when you become a grownup kid.

>>59637631
>The volume is irrelevant

That makes no sense. Sound is sound. If it's quiet it won't do damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJVUd1gjT8

>>59636617
>Those white bezels
Fucking disgusting.

>>59637631
Don't turn up the volume to 11 if you don't want tinnitus you dumb nigger

>>59635639
This. If I wanted to waste that much money on a phone I'd get Xiaomi Mi MIX.

>>59637170
Yo dawg

>>59637127
This. Bootloop is just a meme and none of my LG phones have ever had that problem. G6 is going to be cheaper to get unlocked, plus you're getting a bigger battery and ultrawide camera.

>>59635560
I'm not
I only care about phones when my old one finally dies, then I buy the best phone I can and use that for 4 years
I could last longer but I usually replace by 4 years or on break

We are live

>>59637761
HAPPENING

>everyone please take your seats

>this is a phone

>THIS IS A PHONE
so it's confirmed

Oh god, the birth canal

>defending this

>My wife's son
>dropped

>pajeet confirmed for bad prehistoric survival skills

>>59636661
But they're not chink designs. There is a difference.

>DJ Koh

>Letting your children play with explosives
Black parenting at its finest.

Smartphone ads are fake and gay

Why do they have a DJ running the phone department? And why is the music so bad if he's a DJ?

>wish i could have a pint of Lon-done Pryde after this

>challenging
That is a word, yes.

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>>59636550
I bought my RN3P from Top One on Aliexpress actually, that store doesn't even exist anymore

>>59637967
*crickets*

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>>59637978
He's trying

I had a dream that I broke my phone out of rage of not being able to get on a website. I fucking hate phones.

This sounds like a speech synthesizer.

That presentation is horrible wtf. He's speaking so slowly.

Coreans can't into speaking English

>>59638019
A speech synthesizer would be more comprehensible desu

>No removable battery
>No MHL

Samshit can fuck off.

>>59638026
Well he is Korean born and spends 90% of his time in Korea speaking Korean.

I'd like to see you go up on stage in front of a few hundred people and thousands of people online and give a technical presentation in Korean.

>>59638026
He's trying his best to apologize for the Note 7.

Dunno why Sammy can't just bring out a decent guy/girl who has no problems speaking normal English. These suits wanna be celebs

>>59638038

haha xD true... true!!

Think i'm gonna buy this phone, have a S6 now. Provided my cellphone provider will have a nice offer on it. Just not too eager on being bound to them for over a year.

Is the new phone a consumer-grade explosive as well?

>>59638044
Could just hire someone who can actually speak good english. >>59638047

>>59638051
ExxxxxxDeeeeee

>Google helped Samshit with the 18:9 aspect ratio
So I guess the Pixel 2 is going to have this aspect ratio, too?

>>59638051
>xD
Get >>>/out/

>>59638064
They have thousands of people who speak english, finding and english speaker wouldn't have been an issue, however when your job is literally overseeing an entire division and this is your product that you've personally spent months and months overseeing, you're probably going to want to take some credit for that shit.

Not to mention, his english is actually pretty good, not even hard to understand compared to previous samsung launches.

>Samsung
They're the fucking Apple of Android. Why would I be hyped for whatever garbage they have to offer?

inb4 it's VR shit for the 934543rd time

lmao the niggers head broke de fone!!

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Such diversity!

I didn't see any white males in that trailer.

>>59638109
>dat professional render

Finally someone that speaks English

dude no bezels lmao!

>>59638112
Does it matter?

Would you be shocked if you saw a commercial with whites and asians but not a single black?

They made a commercial with actors, who gives a fuck what color they are?

>>59638112

I think in marketing nowadays its fashionable to only have people of color or women only. It started now. People are too scared to show a white male using the product anymore.

I don't really know what I need more screen for

>Curved Edges mark a new era of smartphones!
>It will change the way we will use our smartphones
They've really run out of ideas, haven't they?

>>59638138
Considering MOST advertisements still have white males as the prominent figure, this is just not true lol.

Are you actually serious?

Some commercials are not having white people, therefore suddenly it's
>fashionable
to only have people besides white people?

Why does a commercial NEED any one of ANY color? It's a fucking commercial.

God damn you faggots can't even be not racist when you're trying.

samsung invented no bezels

>>59638169
They've certainly been the main company pushing the boundaries there.

>We made each internal component smaller
Confirmed for small battery

>those two claps

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>dude (no) bezels lmao

>>59638187
It's 3000/3500

>>59638136
Don't bother. This is neo-/g/, when /pol/fags and edgy alt-righties get triggered by everything.

>you have hdr!
>...
>please clap

>>59638195
clapping shills have now been activated

>>59638169
No, that was Xia-

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I mean it looks cool in a concept image but is it actually comfortable to use?

Are Xperias the only phones that don't have disgusting overly curved edges?

>Infinity Display

Lawsuit with Dell incoming

>>59638169
what about the xiaomi mi mix or aquos crystal or whatever it's called? I mean they did a pretty good job.

Five colours!

>no claps

>multi-frame processing

Isn't this just basically HDR ?

>>59638237
>no white

WHITE GENOCIDE IS REAL

Lmao he told a joke but he kept that slow, "woah" pace in his speech

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i don't get it, why would you want this thing

>please clap

>>59638234
How about the LG G2 which came out before both of those phones?


Getting smaller and smaller bezels has been slowly but surely worked on from pretty much every manufacturer for years.

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>the dead silence after every 'please clap' moment

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>water-resistant
>show picture of phone being used underwater

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It's over, Intel is finished

>>59638247
>10nm
>clap clap

>>59638257
Because that looks fucking beautiful

>fingerprint button not in the middle of the back

SAMSHIT HOUSEFIRES

This is so underwhelming, guy can't deliver.

IT'S SAFE GUYS, WE PROMISE

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Now you can prop your phone up while it's charging! True innovation!

GUYS THEIR CHARGER CAN BE PROPPED UP

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>3000MaH battery
>Talks mostly about wireless charging
SHIT BATTERY LIFE CONFIRMED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARE THE PASSWORD

Getting pretty hyped here desu

>>59638257
Well I guess if it's possible, might as well make the screen as large as possible. I just hope this means phones will start getting smaller again since the footprint doesn't need to be so big

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>you ARE the password

>>59638290
To be fair, in this day, it's pretty rare to NEED a phone that can last 20+ hours. Most people will be near a charging port, or wireless charger at LEAST every few hours, if not almost constantly.

With fast charging, you can get 50% battery in like 30 minutes.

I don't really see the problem.

>>59638275
it is

Face... recognition???

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I've been in a coma since 2007, but now that I'm awake I can't wait to see how much phones have advanced!

"EY homeboi, gimme yo phone!"
"O-okay.."
"Lil white boi thinks he can lock us out of his phone!"
>holds phone up to face
>unlocks
"Thanks, white boi!"

>>59638266
nah

Samsung 10nm is barely better than intel's 14nm and Intel's 10nm is superior to TSMC/Samsung 7nm

>>59638313
a feature in vanilla android since 2014!

>>59638290
with less tdp from the newer processor it will last longer than the s7 edge, which had the same size battery.

>>59638321
Someone from 2007 would be astounded by current smartphones desu, the only reason you're not is because you've seen the slow growth over the years.

>>59638312
it's off-center. they wanted an in-display solution but the tech wasn't ready so they put it next to the rear camera as a last resort

>>59638335
>you've seen the slow growth

Literally. I remember when 4.5 inches was huge

>>59638328
I'm pretty sure they are talking about iris scanning, which is not in vanilla android

But I don't see the point of it if you have a fingerprint scanner which is pretty much instant these days

>"Beyand fenans"
He sounded straight out of tim & Eric

I tell you what

That is a beautiful looking phone

>Take photo of eyes
>Now have access to phone and all bank accounts
Nice

>>59638355
No, they were not.

cant wait to steal this phone

SHRIRAM

POO IN THE LOO

Oh shit it's shrrm dlduh

>thodla
>toddler

POO

Can we have one single technology presentation without poo in loos? Please.

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>>59638391

>>59638372
That's not how that works. That's the same as saying a picture of my finger will unlock my phone. Do some research.

>>59638372
>No, they were not.
Oh, glad you cleared that up for us. So since you obviously work at samsung and have insider information, please enlighten us with more of your insider information.

They are revealing their own assistant, aren't they?

BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T

>>59638403
I watched the presentation.

>irreplaceable battery
>meme features
>curved edges
>curved "corners"

wololo, into the trash it goes

>bixby

>>59638406
I don't want it. I just want to use Google Assistant. I hope I'll be able to do this.

>>59638414
...then you're retarded as they specifically mentioned iris scanning.

who the actual fuck uses voice recognition 'features'

BIXBY BUTTON

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>it knows whats happening on your screen

>>59638426
And they specifically mentioned face recognition. With an accompanying picture that was not about the eyes. But bout facial features.

>Bixby doesn't capitalize names

>>59638415
>curved edges
>curved "corners"

How are these bad? They give an nice aesthetic look

>>59638434
It's another term for BOTNET

If they remove TouchWiz, their phones will be the best in the world.

I have literally never seen anyone in public use voice controls for anything besides text messages and map directions

i'm doing just fine with google assistant.
fuck a cindy fuck a bixby

>capture this
or just take a screenshot?

>>59638441
shocking, maybe it does BOTH.


WHHAAAAAA

>WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Fuck off samsung you're not important enough for the AI field. Leave it to the big 3. Genuinely might give up on the s series just to not support them having a presence in the AI race. Also why would you make your ai a male? Gross

This is the fastest I've seen /g/ try to hate something desu

>>59638452
It's designed for Ameritards.

>>59638444
kill yourself

>from one of our partners™

>>59638458
>Genuinely might give up on the s series just to not support them having a presence in the AI race

You people have some weird fucking convictions, if you were actually considering this phone but THIS is where you draw the line, I have to wonder what fucking kind of life you live to arrive at this conclusion and think it's actually sensible.

How the fuck did you ruin yourself?

>>59638466
I guess you weren't here during the iPhone 7 event.

>>59638466
it was way quicker for the iphone 7 but the iphone 7 deserves the hate for removing the headphone jack

>>59638476
Nice argument.

Oh good it creates an entire database of your life. I for one trust samsung to keep this information confidential and note use it for their own gain at all.

>>59638485
>>59638493
To be honest i wasn't here that day actually

>>59638454
Let me break it down for you.

>>59638313 "Face... recognition???"
>>59638328 "a feature in vanilla android since 2014!"
>>59638355 "I'm pretty sure they are talking about iris scanning, which is not in vanilla android"
>>59638372 "No, they were not"

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Every piece of modern technology is really only made for nu males living in San Francisco, isn't it?

I am hesitant to use an ai like that as long as it doesn't store and process all data locally.

SAMPSUNG

>>59638484
I actually use my assistant and I have no faith in them doing it as well as google, EVER. I am using a note 4 right now so obviously I'd consider it. But yeah, guess I'll just take another phone

>>59638504
Yes, facial recognition and iris scanning.

>>59638466
fucking retard, samsung hasn't been a "hot" brand in many years, it's for middle aged businessmen who gets their employer to pay for their phone, samsung is overpriced mediocre shit

>>59638509
yes

>please clap
no one claps

He makes good pooinloo chicken btw

>>59638509
yup

>>59638501
Well I mean google already does it too so

>>59638516
If you're coming from a note, you know there ARE no other phones.

Thats the reason you got a note. OR rather, you SHOULD know this.

BUT seeing what you're saying, you're probably just shilling.

>>59638509
yeah pretty much

>introducing Bixby

Why would they want to compete against the Google Assistant ?

>here's a cool thing that your phone does WITH YOUR FUCKING REFRIGERATOR

I don't want that...

IoT was a mistake.

>>59638548

delete this

Hope you guys get your $2000 fridges ready

Samshit, trying to reinvent the wheel every time when Google already has the feature

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>>59638535
lol fuck off you moron.
>iris scanner, face unlock


jesus, there are plenty of things to hate about samsung, but picking arbitrary shit that is already confirmed and trying to tell me i'm wrong just makes you look fucking retarded.


Go ahead and stop replying now

>>59638536
>If you're coming from a note, you know there ARE no other phones.
I don't really use the pen much, if I did you'd have a point. Itherwise no

hey bixby open my fridge

>>59638521
How retarded do you have to be to believe it's only businessmen that made Samsung into the heavyweight phone company it is kek

>AKG earbuds

>>59638570
Then why the fuck would even buy a note? Are you just retarded?


Everything you've written so far would confirm this theory.

99 dollars for wired earphones

>>59638521
>Samsung isn't a hot brand

Literally the only brand that could go toe to toe with apple

>to be sold separately
Of course..

>>59638519
Ignore my other post. I misinterpreted yours.

Here another explanation:
Samsung specifically mentioned face recognition as a (new?) feature. Then anon said that face recognition has been in Android for years already. Then some anon implied that with face recognition they meant iris scanning. Which they obviously did ont.

>he claps for himself

>April 21st
But I asked for a Oneplus 3T for my birthday

iPhone 8 is going to obliterate this.

99 dollars, jesus

I've always wanted to take control of my own personal world.

>suzzane

is she hue?

>>59638585
It was straight up the best phablet when it came out, didn't need the pen to do that

>>59638564
at least they're more advanced than apple
>>59638521
it was samsung that introduced android to casuals. i see more cheap galalxys than nexus phones

>>59638592
They were talking about their iris scanning at the same time, which is the particularly new thing, it's the same camera sensor, just different softwware for facial vs iris scanning.

It's just a different facet of the same tech.

>>59638458
>Leave it to the big 3.
The big 3 that are all smaller than Samsung ?

>>59638592

There IS iris scanning, they announced it at the beginning of the presentation

>>59638598
I would certainly hope it could beat a phone released 18 months before it

>VR meme

FUCKING DROPPED

>muh VR

Gearvr is amazing for porn desu

This lady has like 7 dialects going at the same time.

>memeVR

>>59638615
And I have never said there isn't.

>VR
Truly the Kinect/3DTVs of our time.

>>59635560
/why/ /would/ /i/ /be/ /hyped/ /for/ /a/ /meme/ /?/

>>59638598
No it isn't. Their market really doesn't have that much of an overlap, and this is a bigger step up than the 7 was

>buzzfeed

oh boy

>>59638574
>>59638590
>>59638608
they've been declining year after year fucking dishonest shills

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>Buzzfeed

>>59638633
So you're just autistic.

You threw a fit because they called it new, and then immediately started talking about facial recognition, not iris scanning.

VR
Buzzfeed

JUST

why would anyone want this instead of huawei mate 9

>BUZZFEED

GARBAGE
A
R
B
A
G
E

>we partnered with content creator such as Buzzfeed

topkek

>>59638618
When the fuck is the industry going to realize that VR is not going to last more than a few years from now?

It's just like the Wii. It's something you do the first time and say "neat" and then you realize it's not that cool the second time.

>>59638415
>>59638476
found the fatty

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>Buzzfeed VR

>>59638645
They've been hovering up and down between 20-25% market share for like 2-3 years now, it's actually been very solid and not declining at all.

£689 on Carphone Warehouse
https://www.carphonewarehouse.com/samsung/galaxy-s8.html#!colour=black&capacity=64GB&dealType=sf

>>59638655

When they will have good AR, then I will buy it. VR is pretty useless in itself

Member when phone events were about phones? I member.

why are they clapping

>>59638635
They're not gonna go away, they're legitimately amazing
>>59638650
>supporting an opponent of the west
China should be kept on the industrial side of things. Also huawei is genuinely trash

>buzzfeed
Nothing to see here guys

360 vids have shit quality. some youtubers tried it and i can't see shit

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>Buzzfeed
>Nowthis
The Libtard worldwide takeover just won't stop

>>59638608
>B-B-BUT APPLE!!!

everytime. Samshills out in full force today.

Lol the shill master who claps first

TOM

TOM

TOM

>>59638647
I get it. You are an idiot. But please try really hard, I am sure you can understand it if you give it an honest try.

>Samsung talks about Face recognition
>Anon says that it's nothing new
>Some other anon implies that with "face recognition" they actually mean their new iris scanner
>I correct them, say that they specifically meant face recognition when they said so
>Idiots don't get it and start arguing completely unrelated things

>>59635560

>buying samsung

https://www.cnet.com/news/samsung-store-in-singapore-catches-fire-a-day-before-galaxy-s8-launch/

http://mashable.com/2017/03/28/samsung-store-fire-singapore/#tPZrYQ7yimqY

http://www.techspot.com/news/68710-samsung-store-catches-fire-eve-galaxy-s8-unveiling.html

https://www.androidheadlines.com/2017/03/samsung-store-singapore-catches-fire-cause-unknown.html

>>59638669
i'm sure the typical teen would rather have a $1000 samshit than an iPhone or a $300 xiaomi

You had ONE JOB Tom

AHAHAHAHA FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>59638675
I would pay $1000 for a phone with real keyboard buttons.

>clapped for 6 claps before the rest of the crowd joined in

Clapping for a 360 vids

Just kill me

>>59638590
I've literally heard niggers ask people (and myself) whether they have "An iPhone or a Samsung?"

I had to take a second to think about that one.

>>59638693
They SPECIFICALLY said facial recognition AND iris scanning, i was fucking watching it you faggot cuck

Just kill yourself already.

>>59638645
It's not healthy to get this angry over telephones mate

I don't even own a single Samsung product but you're retarded for thinking they aren't a textbook example of a hot brand

>>59638695
4 Samsung Stores caught fire in a single day! Shocking!

Where the fuck was he pointing at?

>Gear 360
Samsung """""friends"""""

>>59638703
5 years ago sure, not in 2017

>>59638711
yeah they get a little too hot at times

>Please clap

>>59638677
>huawei is trash
lmao (you)

>can hear lots of clapping
>like two people in the audience actually clapping

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>real time live shilling

>>59638040
>2017
>ever changing your phone battery

get a fucking battery pack like all normies.

I am so close to ordering this phone now

>>59638720
I've heard this as recently as late last year.

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"Now we got something special for all of you in the audience!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
"The gear 360!"
"Oooh..."

>>59635599
Looks good, but doesn't support all LTE bands for att and tmo

>>59638710
THAT IS NOT THE POINT YOU FUCKING RETARDED BRAINDEAD FAGGOT. YES, THEY SAID FACE RECOGNITION AND IRIS SCANNING. AND WITH FACE RECOGNITION THEY MEANT FACE RECOGNITION AND NOT IRIS SCANNING.
>>59638313 "Face... recognition???"
>>59638328 "a feature in vanilla android since 2014!"
>>59638355 "I'm pretty sure they are talking about iris scanning, which is not in vanilla android"

>here's your free stuff now give us good reviews

>stream randomly dropping to 360p while still being in 1080p

They can't even get a server good enough for rendering in real time

>>59638739
I'll wait to see if they release a Note later in the summer.

If it's still not too exciting, i'll wait for next year.

>audience participation
Jesus christ your making a worldwide announcement samsung what are you thinking
>>59638725
It fucking is.

>>59638740
because you live in bumfuck alabama

so we can forget about an IR blaster?

>>59638703
Yep, i travel to Thailand regularly, and when i bought a SIM one day at a store, they just said "Do you have Apple or Samsung?"

I mean, i have a Samsung though so i guess i proved them right. But brands like Sony are pretty close to Samsung over there.

Asus and Lenovo phones are also quite huge, surprisingly

cringeee

are there enough fire-fighters in the presentation room?

What the fuck was the point of them holding the 360 up ?

>please do our marketing for us

>>59638750
So tell me exactly what the fuck your point is?

They were OBVIOUSLY talking about iris scanning when they called it a brand new feature.

>please post about us on social media
>here's free stuff
>please

>Here take it home

Just write someting good about it

>>59638753
It's also lagging so much for me

And I can't rewind either

what this tells me is that smartphones have really nowhere else to fucking go, i mean, they are literally putting in features in this shit that already existed before.

>>59638715
It was actually just 4 different reports about ONE store but sure whatever.

>>59638721
First one of these I've laughed at in months

>THATS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT???

How in the fuck would they think that was cool. They can't see anything. Is it "cool" to just hold a camera with no preview whatsoever?

>>59638771
My point is, that >>59638355 was wrong.

>>59638768
Social media posts, commercial in other words.

>>59638757
>best processor in the market
>best battery for a high tier smart phones
>best super charging
>200$ cheaper than samshiet and even cheaper than apple
yeah huawei is trash indeed

>we believe 360 is the future of storytelling
No you don't, you believe it's a dumb gimmick that the public will gobble up for some quick profits

Microsoft did it first!!!

Why the fuck would they openly show that they're bribing the media outlets? What the fuck?

>samsung desk

wat

>>59638778
its just mimicking the touchwiz experience bro

>>59638786
No, they're not.

They were speciifcally talking about iris scanning being the new feature, NOT facial recognition.


Are you seriously THIS retarded?

Literally Microsoft

Jesus how negative people are in this thread.

>>59638779
It's been like that for years. What does your average user do on a phone? Snapchat and Facebook. That's doesn't require 4gb of ram.

>>59638784
Steve Jobs did the same thing

"Im in"

>another please clap moment

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>My desktop experience
who says this

>>59638790
>best processor in the market
>lying
The software and build quality is shit, the screen is bad, the processor is NOT the top model.

>>59638808
It's a live thread mate. The goal is to shit on everything faster than everyone else no matter the event

>>59638804
Yes, they were. They implied that when Samsung talked about face recognition, they were talking about iris scanning. When they mentioned both and meant it each time.

>>59638820

kek'd

woah this is cool

>v4

>Your phone becomes a PC
HOLY SHIT HOW CAN MICROSOFT AND APPLE COMPETE?

>>59638808
yeah wtf guys, calm down. I've already preorder my Galaxy S8™

>>59638810
those apps can be ridiculous resource hogs even when you're not using them

I was gonna use my new phone hooked up to a screen for bed.

Seems this will be what I need.

Inb4 800bucks for the dock.

I'll just take my 10usd hdmi cable bluetooth keyboard otherwise.

this is so fucking retarded
and the phone is shit

i actually debated buying the s8 but after this shit i'm done

>let's make a powerpoint presentation

SAMSUNG INVENTED CUT AND PASTE

>>59638839
Fuck off Todd.

I'm reasonably hyped for this. Pretty sure I'll get one as an upgrade from my S6, but I'm going to wait until the end of the year to let them get the bugs worked out.


Side note: am I the only one fucking tired of the cesspool that is /pol/ leaking into the other boards?

>CTRL+X
>CTRL+V
Look at this power user.

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>PowerPoint will never die

>>59638840
You can get by with half a GB of ram for that stuff.

>>59638845
the time has come for you to embrace based xiaomeme

we powerpoint now boys

Look guys, I can use a keyboard and Mouse to edit things on a big monitor! Just remember all the times you had all 3 of those but no actual Computer. Now finally you can still be productive in those cases!
Innovation! Amazing!

SAMSUNG INVENTED WINDOWS

wow, amazing!

>>59638813
And he was a huge too
l>>59638838
Apple: my phone becomes a pc
Microsoft: phone is gonna run on pc os

How is this not cool?

>samsung desk
>thinking anyone in any professional environment would use it

It's powered by a JVM on a arm architecture, pretty much nothing that isn't made for android or specifically for the s8 will work on it

>>59638830
Are you SERIOUSLY expecting a LIVE fucking event to have EVERY line stated perfectly?

You knew exactly what the fuck was meant, the only one having a fit here is you because you seem to think they said something incorrectly.


Holy fucking shit, I can't believe you actually think you're anywhere close to being "right" here.

They talk like it takes a fucking supercomputer to power a desktop environment + keyboard/mouse support.

btfo Apple
how are they going to compete?

before I beg my daddy for one does it do facebook???????? all my best friends use so need to stay connected haha :)

>>59638862
no you can't

you can't even run the android OS without massive lag

>>59638865
i'm getting there, i guess

>>59638868
To be honest most normies don't need PCs to access FB or Twitter and YouTube etc. Now they can just use their phones as a desktop.

>>59638871
Because it's been a thing for years and it's worse than a desktop/laptop in every way?

>>59638810
I'm typing this on a phone with 50 chrome taps open

What was the screen resolution?

>>59638843
I think it'll be somewhere between 100-200.

I think this is actually quite a good idea. That looked like a very reasonable desktop interface and it makes a lot of sense to utilize the power in the device in that way.

(I know this post sounds really shilly)

>>59638883
by releasing iPhone 8 for $1000

DJ Koh back on the turntables

>>59638824
>best scores on benchmarks
>build quality is shit(full aluminum) unbreakable on those youtube bend tests
>screen is bad
maybe for gimmicks like VR

>>59638896
they didn't announce the specs yet. But my guess would be 2k like the older ones.

>>59638887
That's funny I was flawlessly running an android phone with that much years ago, even running upscaled PSP emulators with a browser running in the background.

now back to boring boss gook talking nonsense
i'm out

SPEAK ENGLISH CHINESE NIGGER

>>59638873
No. Just admit you are wrong. It's no biggie. We are all anonymous here.

They mentioned iris scanning as a new thing. And they specifically mentioned face recognition (not necessarily as new). All with an accompanying picture showing a face and outlining facial features.