Theranos is offering investors Elizabeth Holmes’ shares if

>>59625767
>>>/news/

Literally: who?

>>59625767
Who is doing what to who?

>>59625882
Feminist icon CEO, was framed as the female Steve Jobs.
She was an utter fraud, lied about everything, was a scam artist propped up by feminist zealots. The value of the company started to skyrocket from hype and lies, and its all crumbling down now, so they're trying to save their asses from prison.

>>59625929
There are still people defending her and screaming misogyny too.

>>59625767
Why would anyone want shares of worthless stock?

Shares of what? A fucking worthless vaporware company? Maybe she can offer shareholders to do whatever they want to her alone for eight hours, in order of biggest shareholder to smallest. She's what, 32 now? Maybe by the time she's used up and unfuckable, she'll have paid off some of that debt.

>offering Elizabeth Holmes

What kind of usage do I get? Any limitations? Can I put it in her pooper? I need to know more.

Is this the company with the single-drop blood testing? Why isn't she in jail already?

>>59625929
I should mention her company claimed to have a revolutionary blood test that could detect all sorts of things like diseases, even life expectancy. They also claimed to have a ridiculously high accuracy rate.
All of the claims turned out to be resoundingly false, but the company still manged to become worth near $5 billion dollar.

Her company is being dismantled as we speak. They're being investigated by state governments, the SEC, and some other bodies.

>>59626013
Yep, this is the one. Its only a matter of time, its the biggest case of fraud in modern corporate history.

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>>59625990
That's up to the bankruptcy court, if I were the judge I'd say anything goes as long as you leave her presentable for the next in line.

>>59625987
>she

>>59625767
not technology
>>>/biz/

>>59626113
>/g/ - consumer goods only, TECHNOLOGY discussion not allowed
neo /g/ was a mistake

don't forget that (((kissinger))) was behind (((her))) company

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feminism in a nutshell

>>59626034
What is with women that they become so crooked with even a bit of power? We should of eased in women's rights cause they are going nuts.

>>59625929
>Feminist icon

Did adding this make you feel more impactful? She hasn't been a positive icon for anyone her entire career. She's been surrounded by controversy and distrust since day 1

>>59625882

It's a pretty long story, there is a pretty good summary on Dangerous Analysis

>>59625767

>You too can have shares in the next Exxon tier stock value crash

Wow!

>>59627322
>butthurt SJW crawls out of the woodwork just to whine
LOL

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>TFW you didn't sell your pre-IPO shares when you smelled smoke

>>59625767

I'm so fucking sick of seeing this stupid bitches face

>>59631062

How often do you see it? I've only seen her like 3 times in the past 2 years.

>>59631062
if you're sick of seeing her face then please don't listen to her voice, took me by surprise when I heard it

does anyone else really like her obviously fake deep voice?

>>59627499
He's right though, every scientist in the world knew Thranos was a scam.

It was good marketing to prop up a female CEO and hype her, but that's all it was.

>>59626278

Sweden yes!

>>59629526
>tfw you invested in a known scam at all

This is like investing in a company promising a free energy machine, you'd have to be completely retarded.

>>59625767
Real life:
>Theranos is under criminal investigation by federal prosecutors and the Securities and Exchange Commission for allegedly misleading investors and government officials about its technology.

Delusion:
>shows a level of selflessness and grace reflecting her commitment to the company’s success

Lol I know one of the scientists that worked there. He was a real scummy guy and I'm sure he's in on the fraud.

>>59625767
Those eyes are photoshopped, they can't be that big.

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>>59631953

>>59631688
>>59627322
Muh woman can't do wrong. Kill yourself nu-males.

>>59632182
I literally said she was the fake CEO of a known scam company, that's definitely doing wrong.

The thing is, everyone with a brain knew it was a scam from day 1. It's not exactly good evidence that women are bad CEOs.

>>59632218
Yeah and Yahoo is doing so good too!
Stop trying to hide your SJWness.

>>59632182
>I can't read
wow don't brag about it man

>>59632262
Yeah nu-male. Tell that to your wife's son.

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>>59625767
>During high school, Holmes was interested in computer programming and started her first business selling C++ compilers to Chinese universities
lel

But 2x$0 is still $0
They're going to sue that fraud and bury her into the ground until she and every board member is left with nothing. As they should.

>>59625767
lmfao

>>59632314
holy fuck my sides

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I was going to comment on this thread, but I think my roommates just made butter biscuits and they smell delicious. This is more important to investigate.

>>59632314

holy shit

>>59632519
>>59632551
What's funny about it?

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>>59625767

>WOMYN IN TECH

>>59632237
Yahoo was doing terrible before Mayer. If anything, she put the company back on the map for a while until the password debacle.

>>59633456

The password debacle pretty much overrides any accomplishment she made at yahoo, which there weren't very many to begin with. The fact that Yahoo continued to store user passwords in the form of MD5 hashes despite the fact that they've been deemed vulnerable since the 90s demonstrates gross irresponsibility.

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>>59625929
>framed as the female Steve Jobs
>utter fraud, lied about everything, was a scam artist

Sounds like Jobs.

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>>59625882
Jewish pharma mummie

>>59632314
>selling C++ compilers to Chinese universities
Are proprietary compilers still a thing (assuming common architectures)?

>>59634313
For cucks for sure.

>>59631494
>>59631500

well shit I went and listened, its like a Saturday night live character voice

>>59625767
She got some serious plastic surgery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgndkDrMCtk

>>59625767
She dress like an old wymyn.

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>>59625767
remember when the laughing autist was the great feminist hope?

>>59634648
Even Soros couldn't save that shit.

>>59634622
She's not human faggot. It's not plastic surgery.

>>59627322
>She's been surrounded by controversy and distrust since day 1

Just like any other feminist.

>>59626034
what a waste of resources. the market can take care of itself.

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>>59625767

our girl