Legitimate Plan to Take Down Behind the Meme

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What we need is a coder who can write a brute force algorithm to find his email, following the restrictions outlined by Google here:
https://support.google.com/a/answer/33386?hl=en
The algorithm must be customizable so that it can start and end at two specified points in an ordered list of emails.
Now, we need as many 4chaners as possible to volunteer to run this program on their computers, with each person taking an assigned segment from the list of emails. (This assignment must also be determined somehow.) We run the program at the same time, reducing the time needed from years to perhaps days. Once someone finds his email by seeing the Behind the Meme profile pop up, he or she reports it here.
Then, we repeat the previous steps using a similar program to find his password. Once someone finds it, he or she again reports it here, and we decide whether to wreak havoc on his account or to destroy it swiftly.
I'm not very experienced with computers, so someone let me know if there is a huge problem with this plan that I am likely missing.