>tfw to intelligent to include studio.h

>>59457734
What the fuck is studio.h?

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tfw to intelligent too like any girl but Marie

>>59457734
><stdio.h>
>>>/out/

>>59457771
wow you're smart please teach me about c where do i sign up for your patreon

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>mfw too intelligent to #include <pthreads.h>

you legitimately don't need it

>>59457734
#include<iostream>

>2017
>needing I/O in your program

>>59457747
C++ library for 'standard input output' but it is actually a C library (eigher because there is an c as the first letter - except chrono etc, or like in this case a .h at the end)

>>59457861

  5 #include <studio.h>
  4
  3 void main()
  2 {
  1     printf("Hello, world\n");
6   }

[opisaf@ggot ~]$ gcc sage.c
sage.c:1:20: fatal error: studio.h: No such file or directory
 #include <studio.h>
                    ^
compilation terminated.

What the fuck is studio.h?

>not implementing stdio yourself
Fucking retards in this board need to leave.

>>59457902
He's meming you my dude.

>>59457861
That's stdio.h, studio.h is part of the Source game engine and defines studio model (.mdl files) structures and functions

>>59457734
>Studio.h

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>Tfw too intelligent for vaginal sex

Bet none of you faggots in this thread can solve a first year CS problem because you're all fuckin faggot dumpster pajeet shit programmers. Your fizzbuzz will never be as great as mines

>>59457821
Real men only use C.

#include "java.h"

int main(void)
{
   std::java::system.out.println("Hello, Marie!");
   return -1;
}

Is it just me or does Marie look similar to Elsa Jean?

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>>59458149

>>59457734
I love Marie! She's cute!
CUTE!

>tfw when to intelligent to include iostream and use namespace std

>>59459333
All dumb whores that love black dick look like.

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>>59457747
>>59457948
>>59457979
Jesus fucking christ is no one in here an actual programmer?

It's not stdio.h, it's studio.h because that's what you use to import Visual Studio's libraries in other compilers.

Every program that uses stdio.h is basically broken from the get go and this is why so many programmers have to do constant bug fixing. They're reinventing the wheel by slowly rewriting the entire goddamn Microsoft Developer Network's hard work when all they had to FUCKING do is include a single 'u'.

>>59459417
And furthermore, the reason you see so many projects using stdio.h is because over time people got too used to seeing it and it became a case of "I'm doing it because everyone else is doing it". It baked itself into the core habits of all programmers to the point where the ones who later grew up, graduated, and became teachers begun teaching this as a required step in programming.

stdio.h is quite literally a meme, and almost nobody knows its origin.

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>>59459417
>>59459454

>Tfw too intelligent to #include <iostream>
I use puts and printf in my C++ code because I despise streams.
Fucking fight me.

>>59459417
>>59459454
>Using microsoft propietary C runtime libraries

NO EVEN ONCE

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>>59459417
> Visual Studio

>>59457861
>stdio.h is a library
>library
Are you fucking NEET?