Alright /g/, build a better mousetrap.

too much cheese, why waste so much money on cheese to catch one mouse?

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>>59421734

>>59422008
D:

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I've used this before, it's *very* effective.

>>59422008
>:)

>>59421734
Add a spike to the middle of the trap so it pierces the trap instead just hitting it.

>>59421734

Okay. *ahem*

"systemd isn't that bad"
"I don't mind the Windows 10 advertisements"
"I use Internet Explorer because I am content with what I have"

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>>59421734

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>>59422141
I might legit do this. Since my mouse is too smart

>mfw he seen his friends and family died on the aame mouse trap so he adapted by carefully disarming the trap and eating the peanut butter

>mfw he does it once and escape but just before he leaves, he stop and look like me
Imma be sad when i finally kill him

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>>59422008

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Should I patent this before the competing engineers catch on? It would improve latency and therefore performance significantly.

>>59422553
Thanks for the awesome idea dumbass. Im taking it to patent right now.

>>59422008
Siberian mousetrap?

>>59422514
>Imma be sad when i finally kill him
Don't fill it with water then anon...

Or at least if you do, don't think about ti too much.

>>59422488
Shit bait desu

>>59422008
kek

>>59422141
This is pretty neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SIlYiiCGLI

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>>59422008

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>>59421734

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I need a rat trap

Rats the size of cats here

>>59423050
>>59422689
>>59422514

>So many people with rat and mouse problems

Where do you guys live that they don't use pest control?

What other pests do you have? Cockroaches? Spiders? Humans who own dogs?

Gross.

>>59423148
who is "they?"

mice and rats live everywhere in the world. I live in a nice suburb of seattle and they still come lurking around the yard

>>59423202
>who is "they?"
The illuminati or whoever it is that roams around the street placing traps, poison, etc... to prevent pests.

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>>59422942
audible kek

>>59422141
silva plz go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0dFsAtAlEo

>>59421734
>put ramp up to bucket
>string across top of bucket
>peanut butter on can on the string

>>59424465
>>59422141
>Thinking better means "more elaborate"

>>59424483
One can be done for free with things you have around the house and the other requires you to go to a store, buy it, and bring it home. The bucket's also more effective. You don't end up with snapped traps with the bait gone and capable of much more than one mouse per trap.

>>59424483
when you can get 10 mice in a night, without having to reset the trap, it's definitely "better"

it's not even very elaborate

>>59424512
Those things aren't free around the house if you don't live with your parents, all together they cost more than a regular mousetrap.

>>59424543
you don't have a bucket?

how do you clean your gutters?

>>59424543
I'm sure you have a bucket, a piece of wood, and an empty can lying around. You cannot possibly be trying to argue that spending a few dollars on an actual trap is cheaper.

>>59421734
usb ports and HDMI output

>>59424593
It is cheaper. It's cheaper and simpler while doing the same job, therefore it's better.

>>59424648
I agree, the bucket method is better.

>>59421734

I'll create a Kickstarter for one of these with a bottle opener on it.

>>59422049
great game desu

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https://youtu.be/uA6I97kXTao

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Problem solved.

>>59423202
No they don't, ratboy.

>>59421734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABffYDM9EwU

>>59427082
I need this right now.

>>59425452
Added benefit of burning your house down thereby eliminating all other mice and pests

>go to your local pet store
>buy all the snake friends
>go to the next pet store
>buy all the snake friends
>repeat this until you have 30 or 40 snake friends
>sprinkle snake friends lightly on all rooms and holes in your house
>no more rats

You may now have a snake problem. But at least you dont have rats.

>>59427418
now buy hawks and eagles and mongeese

>>59427447
Slow down Mao

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>>59427447
Or a chihuahua snake warrior!

>>59427529
found the chink guys

>>59423073
Sad.

>>59422008
This could be a real sport. Time the release perfectly with the car driving past.

>>59425452
>Both screwed to same sheet
Come on now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSpCU3rjVw

>>59427082
I really like all the DIY chink ones.

>>59422008
haha

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>>59421734

>>59422141
https://youtu.be/6SIlYiiCGLI

>>59429261
>better
It's a lot more expensive and takes a lot more work.

>>59429714
Stop feeding them for a day, and only give them a little blood. Fuckers will catch whole nests at once.

>>59429261
They won't even bother when the rat is almost 2 foot in length

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>>59421734

>>59427529
/an/ would love you

>>59422514
>your nemesis is a mouse
dont fill it with water, keep the game going. find more ways to trap him and then release him to be trapped again

>>59423148
It's called living outside the city you stupid city dweller.

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>>59422008

>>59430816
Just replace the puppy with a cat.

>>59430787
>faggot
That's an OP trap

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>>59430678

>>59422553
>>59422585

>not a disk
Enjoy your corner latency idiots

>>59433713
>ribbed for her pleasure

>>59422008
good anyone who lives in the woods knows how annoying these fuckers are

one time when I was 18 (I live alone) there was this mouse that really pissed me off because it would make noise under my sink and not fall for the trap so one day I waited, listened, then flung the door open and let me cat go in there. Couldnt find the little fuck. Turns out it trapped itself in my empty garbage bag. Tied the bag took it outside and curb stopped it and it exploded like a party popper.

>>59423148
inawoods

>>59433713
>not using clearly superior open bolt vz-58

disgusting tbqh

>>59422141
That's cruel

>>59422008
Is the mouse OK!?

>>59430818
>when you become mouse Jigsaw

>>59436354
nigger

>>59436520
Yes, he's just sleeping

>>59437094
if the mouse had any desire to live it shouldnt have gone in my house

100% its fault

>>59421734
back to ENGE 1216 for you, hokie

No u ricky

>>59422008
omg did it died?

>>59436396

vz fags are the most cancerous hasguns.

>>59429261
This.

Only thing that really works.
And if you can't afford a cat just offer to take care of one when the owners go on holiday. - the scent left behind will drive mice away for months.

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>>59437382
my cat picks mice up and plays with it around my house until he gets bored and then its 50/50 he lets it go or the mouse is already dead from too much playing

only good mousetrap is these >>59421734 4 for like $2

>>59427082
kek it already knows how to get inside your house do you think its going to stay outside and fight off predators or go back where it knows its warm safe and has food

it might even bring its friends with it this time

thats fucking stupid the only way to get rid of a mouse is to kill the little shit

>>59422991
KeL.

>place 3 mouse traps in attic with peanut butter on them as b8
>All three snapped and unmoved with peanut butter eaten
>No animal caught
>Mfw this happens a second time in a row

>>59437575
put some food kinda stuck in the pedistal so they need to tug on the bait for it to come out

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>>59421734

>>59437852
Lol'd
>>59437664
They're the same mouse traps in the OP. The peanut butter IS stuck to the trigger. The animal sets of the trap on purpose and then eats all the b8

>>59438899
doesnt the pedistal have holes to make it resemble a slice cheese, im saying tie / stick it really well in the holes so they need to really tug on it to get it off

I used the same brand but the pedestal was a little diff so I may be wrong

>>59436404
You can just leave it without filling it with water, so in the morning you'll have live mice.

Although dumping them in most places is illegal and dumping them in the woods is a major nuisance, so generally there's nothing to do but just kill it. I think it's just better to let them die of exhaustion.

>>59439563
Or close the lid and smoke the bucket with car exhaust smoke or something

>>59437446
>kitten

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>>59436549

>>59437488
You're slipping and your only savior will be those which you currently despise.

https://youtu.be/6SIlYiiCGLI

>>59427082
How long does it take the mouse to bite through the plastic bottle and escape again?

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>>59421734

>>59422008
Likely would have frozen/starved anyway. Wild animals are not magic.

>>59445398
>dat filename

>>59437209
Sick prick

>>59436520
>>59437308
>>59422129
>>59431076
Kys.
>>>/an/

>>59437446
My house backs on to a load of fields and just down the road from us is a stream and ponds frequented by ducks

My cat that we had when we were younger would bring in ducklings from the pond or shrews from the fields and leave them by the back door
sometimes they weren't dead so our cat would drop them and walk away and then you'd find a mutilated duckling crawling around the kitchen

Got mouse in my house as well. What's with the influx of rodents and transgenderism?

>>59446956
They're all attracted to you.

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>>59422049
>tfw something gets stuck every fucking time

>>59425452
This is some Tesla tier shit right here!

We need to GNU license a /g/ rat trap

>>59429045
It's house current fuckwit, he just screwed ground and cold to the same thing, which doesn't matter as long as hot is separate.