If you know so much more about tech than him, how come you're

>>59420930
Because I'm not gay enough

The same reason I fall asleep during college course lectures, just because someone is extremely intelligent doesn't mean they are entertaining.

Not implying that I am college professor grade anything, but that youtube is entertainment first.

for some reason I see him being a mazda owner

dunno why though

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>>59421171
It's because all Miata owners are gay, and so is Linus

>>59421180

and he doesn't know how to work on it either, dealership service or gtfo

>>59421180
>look at me, I'm projecting

Does being a YouTube have anything to do with how much you know?

>>59420930
Do you even basic logic bro?

Competence and success rarely go hand in hand. The same goes for technical stuff: superior tools/OS/computer architectures have all but died in the 90's. That's why we're stuck with overclocked 386s.

>>59421302
And Windows.

>>59421180
>THE BEST

>>59420930

>"dont talk shit about justin bieber, he can sing way better than you can"

Still looking for a cute trap to be my leg model for B roll

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>>59420930
Why did he marry a chink? His kids look atrocious. I bet he is fucking dead inside

>>59421180
Reminder that Linus gets to have sex with his petite Asian wife every night while you masturbate to Chinese cartoons.

>>59421444

Reminder: Clints last wife was a spic

>>59420930
i don't bake my video cards

>>59421245

No, but its enough to start a smug thread over with a smugface picture that coaxes people into replying.

>>59420930
Cause i'm not Charismatic

>>59421444
>ayy mane pass da blunt
clint's son is a manlet though

Because he's not famous because of his technical ability?
Really Linus stop it with the Bait. I know it's your job but surely /g/ can't be worth spamming.

>>59421670
This.

Even though Luke is obviously the most charismatic one of the two. He could easily start his own jewtube channel and have a million subs in no time.

>>59420930
Because the only way to make money on Youtube to seemingly be the most obnoxious person you can be. The mainstream YT tech personalities are insufferable.

>>59421462
>implying all Asians aren't frigid and sex-avoidant
There's a reason they have such freaky porn and a declining birth rate.

>>59420930
I don't know more than him, he's actualy really good with tech.

Its about entertainment, not knowledge you retarded fuck. Its a show, not a book.

>if you know more than Linus about tech, why don't you sodomize yourself on the Internet instead of having an actual tech job that's stable and allows you to enjoy life

Are you retarded OP?

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LinusShillTips isn't /g/. It's >>>/biz/.

He is a dumb label reader.
He doesn't know even basic physics, math, or coding.
He doesn't have, and never had, a legit tech job.
He doesn't have any tech related degree/diploma/course certification.
His Linkedin is full of management bullshit, swimming instructor, and boyscout.
Yet in spite of all of this he acts as if he knows anything, and as if he represents the tech collective.

He is a fucking marketer. His hardware reviews are about as informative as reading the fucking PDF.
The average Joe is more likely to get fucked over by listening to his idiocy.
His "humor" is 9gag level.

He is so fucking tech illiterate that he had to employ a special writer for his TechQuickie channel because he's too stupid himself.
The same faggot who tried to push a spiritual book as a solution for Carpal Tunnel or something.

His group is a marketing group, not a tech group.

He had to Internet beg for money in order to move to an office, which he managed to get ripped off on because he is a dumb faggot (admits it).
A fucking hotel cleaner in Las Vegas who gets paid on average $2400-$2700 a month can sooner or later afford what Linus has to beg for on the Internet, or beg to the manufacturers and labels.
He depends on his wife's BJ income, and she looks like those roach monsters from Terra Formars (pic related).
He pays his faggot employees minimum wage [admitted in the WAN show discussion between him and Luke], his ad revenue has halved in the meantime, and YT revenue is shit in the first place.

If you want computer case angles and proper feature description with objective reviews, you watch those faggots HardwareCanucks, who even go as far as reviewing fucking dust filters.
If you want to post on-topic /g/ related YouTubers, you post people who actually have tech jobs, tech education, and practical application; like Wendell from TekShitdictate, or Louis Rossman for board repair and reading blueprints.

Fuck off to >>>/biz/.

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He is prosumer trash that appeals to the same audience as CSI: Cyber. They're both packed with about the same amount of useful information.

He couldn't make his Cisco router work. He couldn't make his pfSense router work. He couldn't build a 1u server so "1u servers are teh sux". He clipped parts off his 2u server to get components to fit. He tried to build a NAS. He did that terrible 10Gbe LAN implementation. And He tried to water cool his house with hilarious results.

He is as amateur as they come but he's too stupid to see it. His viewers are ignorant fools if they take him seriously. Good on him for fleecing them but anyone who follows his bullshit is dumber than Linus. I've only ever seen part of one of his videos and I thought it was an April fool's day show until someone pointed out they were all like that. I've gotten wind of all his other fuckups second hand.

If someone advertises in his show I won't buy their product. I'm assuming it doesn't work and they have to pay someone to shill to the ignorant masses.

His show looks like a high school project that didn't work and he's always trying to figure it out at the last minute while the judges are watching.

His wife looks like a Japanese urban legend monster. I know she's probably Korean or Viet but she looks like something out of Japanese lore that greets you on the street after dark and eats your skin if you don't tell her where her dead daughter is buried.

>>59422078
I suppose white women are the same since the white birthrate is pretty low.

>>59422078
Linus isn't that bad

He doesn't get political, his jokes tend to flow with the video and his tone/voice/mannerisms may be flamboyant but I don't find them annoying.

His videos are precise without trying to appeal to teenagers with ADHD and informative.

Breddy gud / 10

>>59422146

Being a retard on the interbutts pays more

>>59422172
I think it's just one of the unspoken truths in most marriages desu. /g/ had some circlejerkers crying about their wives not giving them anyway on a thread some time ago. Now it's one of my biggest fears desu.

>>59422156
>she looks like those roach monsters from Terra Formars
My sides.

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>>59422156

Well said.

>>59422162
>His wife looks like a Japanese urban legend monster. I know she's probably Korean or Viet but she looks like something out of Japanese lore that greets you on the street after dark and eats your skin if you don't tell her where her dead daughter is buried.
I know this is copypasta but this is golden

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he is not a pro. he is a reviewer and a literal shill.

>>59422156
I hate the fucker too, but Google and apple are marketing companies too. Most modern technology company and people are pure marketing.

Now this guy is grade a dumb fuck, and his idiocy has likely cost Jim Bob I'm going to fix my small business network greatly.

Honestly I don't see why you hate the guy so much. Or, well, I see it but I don't agree with it.

I see his channel as entertainment, so I don't take it too seriously. I like seeing the retarded builds they make and when they showcase stuff I'll never be able to afford, but I don't take actual tech advice from Linus.

The only thing that bothers me is when he does blatant advertising, but I can simply not watch those videos and just click on the "ultimate gayman rig with 128 cpus and 24 Titans!!!" thing next to it.

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>>59422156
> google "Terra Formars"
> see pic
W E W
E
W

>>59422543
Google and Apple are companies that produce tech.
Linus doesn't produce anything except literal shit. He unloads from his anus upon YouTube.
Don't even try to compare the two.

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Isn't he a homosexual BDSM queen?

>>59422156
Got a picture of the offsprings?

>>59422599
i liked luke's acting in the guest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h94EwSeAfqI

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>>59421239
its ok anon i bet your boyfriend loves your miata

>>59420930
Because I would rather use the knowledge to work than making advertisement.

>>59422599
>Macfag accusing anyone else of being homosexual

>>59422162
>I've only ever seen part of one of his videos
How did you find out all of this information about him then?

> He tried to water cool his house with hilarious results
I liked the idea. I think it could work.

>>59422498
Who took this photograph?

If that guy was willing to murder a diplomat, why didn't he shoot the cameraman?

Was it staged? WTF.

>>59422889
are you retarded anon

>>59422889


m8....

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2016/12/19/russian-ambassador-turkey-assassinated-graphic-ath.cnn

>>59422903
>Willfully shoots ambassador
>Does not shoot guy pointing camera at him and recording
>Not staged

>>59422940
stop posting any time

>>59422975
Elaborate upon your reasoning.

>>59420930
If you can English, how come you can't logic?

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>>59422994
Reddit spacing, Z0MG WTF!!!, stupid question and le epic > implying

>>59423121
What other websites besides 4chan do you visit bro? You don't seem to be from around here.

>>59420930
I'm unattractive and uncharismatic and I enjoy my life in the dungeon of a fortune 500 office building.

I'd be willing to guess I make as much as his take-home pay, probably not as much as linus media group, but him personally.

>>59423175
ebaumsworld

>>59423183
What is your role?

>>59423121
webkinz

>>59423208
Sysadmin/Leader of the support team.
Basically keep the internal structure of the office working as well as our outward facing infrastructure and delegate the monkeys to go to the different levels and plug in monitors for tech idiots.

>yfw one of the wealthiest men in the world got bamboozled by the 'computer doesnt work, but actually the monitor is jut turned off' meme.

>>59423227
>plug in monitors for tech idiots
My impression is that they are intentionally ignorant and feel entitled. They think they are better than 'nerds'.

>>59423270
I get that vibe too, but their ignorance leads to us being paid more than them, my support staff are some of the best paid in the industry, and from looking at some of the internal data it seems as though they all get paid about 20% more than the average office chronie in the building.

>>59421180
But thats not a Miata.

>>59420930
>>59423196
It's 100% not going to be a consumer chip
It will be naples if it even is AMD.
But knowing Apple it's going to be intel.

>>59423306
Yes it is. It's just a newer model.

>>59423403
Mazda dropped the Miata name for the 2006+ models. its just MX-5 now.

>>59420930
being a tech youtuber doesn't requite tech knowledge
you have to know how to make a video that other people actually want to watch.
And aspies (most tech people) are fucking terrible at that.

>>59423121
>z0mg
Am I in 2008?

>>59420930
Cause I don't like making videos
/thread

>>59423306
Don't be pedantic.

It's a tech entertainment show,it's not supposed to be consumer advice. LTT is the Top Gear of tech shows.

>>59424368
Except the old Top Gear chaps knew the ins and outs of cars, 1 of them was a fucking racer while another being involved in rebuilding them;
while Linus the Cuck doesn't know shit about anything.

>>59420930
>implying everyone wants to be a youtuber

>>59420930
I'm not pretty and fuckable like Linus Twinktip

>>59420930
>youtube
>star

You're showing your Milennial

>>59422889
>>59422940
>>59422994
Cameras do not require a living human present to continue recording after the the record button is pressed
you have to press the stop button to stop recording
obviously I can't press the stop button if I'm dead
nor will I press the stop button if people are being shot

you are literally tech illiterate if you can't figure this out

>>59424861

It looks really post-modern tho

>>59424882
>post-modern
elaborate

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>>59421180

>>59422889
the whole story is fucking retarded, it leaves out a ton of details and they're not showing the whole video, and there were some fake(?) news that he destroyed paintings or something

>>59420954
/Thread

>>59420954
Lmao, came here to post this.

Face it OP, gay is IN right now and you better be it.

>>59422889
With what reasoning should he kill a cameraman, most likely one of his kin and a citizen of his country?
He killed a russian ambadassor to send a message, he is not a lunatic which is shooting random people for fun.

>>59424443
Luke - Clarkson
Winging it with knowledge
John - May
Knowledge of some sorts and small facts
Linus - Hammond
Manlet

>>59420930

He's just a guy that does stupid shit on youtube for the ad revenue. Why can't anyone understand that? Wait, he wouldn't be getting any views because of all this shit talking would he? Hi Linus.

>implying /g/ has the same social skills that he does, and can make videos that are interesting to watch.

if you want comedy watch linus, if you want real information watch wendel


>>59421180
The NA MX-5 is the only non-gay MX-5, the ND isn't bad

>>59421358
>TRACK DAY BRO

>>59420930
because I'm a 4/10 neckbeard and know that a good portion of his viewers are tech-illiterate females who view solely for the novelty of gay men explaining tech

>>59424771
>isnt a millennial
>still posts on 4chan
I feel bad for you, grandpa.

>>59425208
protip: some gen z kids are now old enough to post here

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>>59425380
>tfw

>>59420930
I'm a systems engineer that gets paid 120k, total compensation is more when you consider the huge retirement contribution my employer makes as well as all the paid time off and health benefits for me and my family.

No reason to go into youtube unless I can make more than I would as a consultant, which I would have a take home of at least double what I make now.