Kan you kode like a kunt?

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Of course I can

>>59200081
Stop being sexist, 90% of /g are just code monkey's anyway

>>59200081
I sweat /g/ is either tsundere for her or just the usual anal neckbeard autismo rage
Probably latter

>>59200081
no, i can't i just come here to shitpost

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>>59200081
>>59200244
>>59200259

>>59200081
She is not a professional programer. She's just a model who thought it's sad that girls are shying away from the prospective and interesting bussines of software engineering. She took up the cause. Nothing wrong with that, nothing at all. It's even kinda admirable.

>>59200081
Pretty though

>>59201002
White knight detected

>>59201002
>took up the cause
>didn't bother to skill up first
>failed epically
>produced a reason to shitpost about this for centuries to come
thanks for nothing

>>59201002
> who thought it's sad that girls are
Trying to pursue the same carrer as her.
> She took up the cause.
And decided to weed them away into a shauvinistic neckbeard territory.
Smart move.

I don't care about her cause
I just want to face fuck her

>>59201417
But she did skill up. She is very skilled in making little girls like her, which is literally THE skill that she needs for this job.

>>59201558
Sure. There's nothing wrong with doing arguably kinda good things for your own benefit. It's still kinda admirable.

>>59201002
she's trying to flaunt being a role model for something she can't do. guaranteed not a single girl following this shit will ever be a competent programmer.

>>59201002
>>59202916

No, there is definitely something wrong with a campaign named "KODE WITH KLOSSY" lead by kunt who actually kan't kode at all.

>>59200081
She needs to join our startup

it was all a ploy to sell branded cardboard boxes

>>59200221
fpbp and /thread

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Karlie is sexist. She believes that girls will only get into coding if they see a sexy model coding. If coding becomes 'fun' and 'hip' and a fashion statement. That's incredibly denigrating towards women and she should publicly apologize after shutting down her campaign.

REAL GIRLS get excited about coding when they see pic related. They're not sitting and giggling because of his fashion or his neckbeard, like sexist Karlie believes they should because they're girls. No, they see him and think about coding because they want to built good software like he has.

#SexistKarlie
#RealGirlsCodeNotKode

Should have been more competent in the subject or at least gotten better advice, pretty bad and cringeworthy campaign. I seriously doubt it would attract intelligent/capable females to the field.

>>59200244
Kill yourself, you dumb fucking shit stain.

>>59205843
unironically this

>>59205843
You should tweet this and @ her

>>59200221
LOLed

>>59201002
You know you can support programmer girls without pretending to be one, right?

>Kloss is an avid programmer.[62] In April 2015, she partnered with Flatiron School and Code.org to offer a scholarship named Kode with Karlie for young girls interested in computer science and software engineering.[63][64]

Is this a joke

>>59200081
I would kode her kernel

>>59207113
this can't be real
then again, one of these kunts can't possibly comprehend a while loop

>>59203727
>>59203790
But she's not playing a role model as in authority. "Kode with Klossy" means this:
"Hey, look, I think programming is really interesting and cool thing to learn, and so I'm trying to learn it. Perhaps you will find it interesting as well. Will you join me?"

She's not pretending to be a teacher, she's an encouraging learning partner who wants to see you become better than her, to become an actual software engineer.

>Drumpfykins is soon to promote more women in STEM and make "harassment" a felony.
>/pol/ cucks will swoop in to defend their leather daddy.

>>59207113
kek
>return a^b

There, I didn't use an * operator and without using any logic whatsoever.

>>59207213
How and why would you use a while loop for this?

>>59207900
Never mind, I was too eager with getting to a solution.

A while loop makes more sense.

>>59207222
The thing is software engineering is way different than writing some Ruby code.
Many people like to write ruby code but don't like being a software engineer because it's different than writing some ruby.
These kids are being scammed to join while they could try CS50 online and find themselves having fun at least CS50 is free and a lot closer to software engineering than kode with klossy.
Just look up some kode with klossy vlogs they aren't programming.

>>59200244
90% of /g/ arn't even code monkey. They're PC gamer fags who thing their tech wizards because they read an article about what graphics card gives them the best FPS

>>59200081
Does anyone even find this bitch attractive? She's got an ugly face and a flat body

What the fuck do normies see in these 'models'?

>>59208127

I opened one such video and skimmed through. Sure, it feels like the vlogger focuses mostly on team building games and some girly shit, but they definitely did write programs and it's only natural that this is a very minor part of the video - people sitting and staring at their screens is not particularly stimulating.

I get that what they learn is kinda shit and that the most people came there for the swagger. But a few girls from the class will get interested more and more, they will start reading about programming outside the class, some shitty ruby app will not be their sky.

And perhaps some of those girls will get Klossy scholarships and will go on to become great engineers. And the others - well, they will live their lives as they would have without Klossy, but now they will understand at least to some degree what programming is. That's great.

Sure, Klossy classes may not be optimal educational tool for persons with strong motivation, but that's not the goal. Klossy class just gets the ball rolling, that's all.

I'm not saying it's some great act of altruism or something significantly affecting computing of the future, but it's definitely not horrible. There are plenty of ways to spend money that are way worse than giving free programming classes or scholarships for some girls.

>>59208401
yeah normies taste is weird
i find her average af , no tits no ass , ugly flat face

What a stupid fucking whore. She should buy kneepads and try to get Zuckerfuck to facefuck her when he gets tired of his potato-faced Azn.

>>59208566
>And perhaps some of those girls will get Klossy scholarships and will go on to become great engineers.
>in a country that is flooded with engineers

I know several men who are WAY FUCKING UNDEREMPLOYED for their degrees, talents, and IQs. We need doctors and nurses. We don't need any more engineers.

Maybe that would change if all the pajeets were sent home and all the offshoring shut down. The globe may need more engineers, but they're needed in places other than the US and fields other than IT. Most of the world desperately needs civil engineers, as an example. What we don't need is another god damn version of Windows with more spying, nor another god damn version of Office or Adobe "cloud" with no redeeming features.

And the world sure as hell doesn't need more social media.

>>59200081
Karlie Kloss can code better than 99% of/g/

She's too patrician

>>59201002
Literally gave me cancer

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Where is Richard Ramirez when you really need him?

>>59203622
why would anyone make named constant with 1.5 but not for magic number?

>try to post some karlie tier kode
>4chan thinks my post is spam

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>>59201002
>>59202916
>>59207222
>>59208566
>white knighting this hard
sad desu

>>59201002

Yea why don't you go get pegged by her too you fucking faggot.

GET OFF MY BOARD, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>59200081
how does she have a programming class if she's just learning herself?

>>59207113

product(A,0,0) :- !.
product(A,N,R) :- N1 is N-1,
                  product(A,N1,R1),
                  R is A + R1.

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>>59208275
I agree that anyone who plays games automatically doesn't know shit about programming and knows nothing about tech. Just look at John Carmack. literal retard.

>>59212445
>John Carmack. literal retard.
that's true actually

>>59205843
This exactly. Why does programming have to be dumbed down and "girly"-fied in order to get girls into it? Pretty fucked up.

>>59211358
Those who can't, teach.

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This.

>>59200244
Stop being mentally retarded and kill yourself, you dumb fucking shit smear.

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ITT: pic related

You guys are so mad and scared. It's pathetic.

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>>59201002
>nothing wrong with that
>kind of admirable

>>59200081
Wonder wut those tittays look like

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>>59212985

>>59212985
>she needs to join our startup

>>59203622
>trying to belittle an entire gender
>it's not sexist when womyn do it

>>59205843
She's not wrong. Most normies are stupid, and most girls are normies. They see a shiny and follow.

>>59208401
the premise is you can be of avg beauty and flat like a kloss and still make big money posing and attention-whoring, which is a dream-come-true for normie girls

>>59213236
Why do girls need to put on so much makeup/jewelry just to look as presentable as a man that has literally just woken up and (maybe) washed his face?

>>59200081

I'd like to show her some fucktional programming techniques.

>>59200081

why is it that all the "supermodels" have ugly faces?

>>59200081
>No tits

DROPPED
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>>59203622

>hacker code used to steal nude photos

alrighty then...

>>59205843
>they want to built good software like he has
>implying

>>59213254
normie girls are hardcoded to be social and yearn social proof. society expects girls to be pretty and cute historically, which is forced in media. even in feminist movies and cartoons female protagonist is still `cute`. girls who aren't pretty by nature stare at media, then at the mirror, then get butthurt and insecure, then apply makeup or surgery to iron out the flaws and feel comfy.

so girls who want to excel in programming probably shouldn't care about appearance. but then nobody would want to fuck an ugly girl. but girls still wanna feel desirable and get laid. so they will try to change status quo to force men to think ugly girl is ok to fuck, like fat girls do in america atm. but you can't force memes on manly men, so they need to be cucked and shamed first by sjw, black supremacy and feminist movements. after men are femalized, fat ugly unshaven girls who just woke up take them by force and can finally both kode and get laid.

then some less `cultural` men, ie ahmeds or vladimirs come to america, fuck up and enslave both feminists and femalized men, establish Väterherrschaft and it all goes back to normal.

>>59213588
> so they need to be cucked and shamed first by sjw, black supremacy and feminist movements
> implying they will be
It only works with gullible betas anyway.

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>>59200081
yes I'm somewhat on her level

>>59214398
jej

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>>59213327
lol, never noticed that fucking brain dead comment

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>>59212985
>>59214398
Do you think she knows there is a pocket of the internet full of elder neckbeardos who mock her?

>>59213159
She can be my secretary ;)

>>59214478
>>59214398
I can't even see any of the code in >>59214478 this picture.

>>59214566
>comment
Oh nevermind

>>59214478
She's turned on by it, I swear

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>>59207927
>A while loop makes more sense.
why loop at all?
if(b == 0) return 0;
return (int)((double)a/(1.0/(double)b) + ((a < b ? a : b) < 0 ? -0.5 : 0.5));

>>59208566
Dude is this a real post or are you trying to be the biggest reddit stereotype white knight faggot poster in the history of 4chan?

>>59200081
>tfw can't tell if she is attractive or not
if anything the indefiniteness of it makes me want her more

>>59208566
>>59209746
Don't know if anyone has even looked into the scholarship, but it's just for a two week Python class.

Even worse, I checked out her social media and over a year she barely mentions anything programming related, about five posts, at least two just advertising her shirts.

>>59214874
A bit of both. I certainly wrote these posts to piss off you. But at the same time I really do think that Klossy is irrelevant. She's not gonna destroy computing. She's not some sort of a flagman of a horrible trend. She's not gonna take away your jobs, she's just some model, who gives a fuck, why the obsession. It's even worse that the whole consumer electronics bullshit that's going on on this board.

>>59203622

> else if(a > b && b < a)

For what purpose.

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>>59209790
if (a <b && b>a )

SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING AYY LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU DUMB RETARDS KEEP FORCING HER LIKE A MEME

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>>59214478
Ebin concat skillz

>>59200244
90% of women are mentally challenged. Try to refute that.

>>59207222
yup.
shes no different than bill nye the science guy.
hey kids, look how awesome science is!
/g/tards: YOU'RE NOT A REAL SCIENTIST! YOU'RE JUST READING FROM A SCRIPT SOMEBODY ELSE WROTE!!!! STOP PRETENDING TO BE A SCIENTIST!

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>>59211473
> Using infix notation

WHY?

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If you're so much smarter than Karlie how come she's banging Taylor Swift and you're not?

>>59215855
just to be safe, you can't trust a computer with just one check these days ;))

>>59203622
Is this real? Isn't this a joke?

Why so much hate around that bitch?

>>59201002
I agree that there's nothing wrong with what she's doing in principle.

But she is hurting herself and her cause by pretending to be a programmer. She is not. Not even a little bit. She is embarrassing herself, and she is too incompetent to realize it.

She needs an intervention, where somebody she trusts tells her that it's time to stop pretending to be a coder, and just focus on encouraging more girls to get into koding kamp.

>>59202916
>which is literally THE skill that she needs for this job.

It's one of the skills, but it's not THE only skill.

Her message would be so much more effective if she could actually point to a non-trivial piece of code that she has written. At this point, she has very little credibility left, and that is going to severely damage her in the long run.

>>59217999
She has very credibility left with most tech enthusiasts, and anyone that knows how to write even a few lines of code.
But, she's not trying to appeal to those people anyway. Her goal is just to introduce more girls to coding, and she's doing a decent job of that.

I'm not going to say she's smart or that she knows what she's doing, but she is accomplishing her goal. She's not running some Khan academy type website where she tries to teach people higher level concepts.

>>59214719
>return a/(1/b);

No loops indeed

>>59213588
>but girls still wanna feel desirable and get laid

yet guys can give that up just fine

>>59205843
will someone pls tweet this to her?

>>59201002
t. cd.. user

>>59218251
Product(1, 0)

>>59205843
After reading your post, I don't need to read about Karly anymore. You have given me the correct way to think about this.

>>59207927
>A while loop makes more sense.

Eh, I don't agree with that. If you really wanted to make a function out of the integer multiplication operator (which I doubt is necessary in most cases), I would recommend something simple like this:

public int Product(int a, int b) { return a * b; }

>>59214478
>Do you think she knows there is a pocket of the internet full of elder neckbeardos who mock her?

She probably knows that she's being mocked, but I don't think that she has the technical competence to understand why she is being mocked. She probably believes that the people who are mocking her are just mean girl-haters, and is unable to perceive her own low level of ability -- and so what's really going on is that she is getting very valid criticism that someone who has no technical skills should not be teaching coding.

>>59200221

Do you want to join my startup?

>>59218714
What's CD? For some reason I suspect you do not mean compact disc.

>>59219574 (You)

>>59219066
see the full answer he was replying to
>>59214719

>>59219759
I'm not a fucking anglo, I don't have enough time to keep up with your shitty hipster lingo and acronyms and all that bullshit m8.

This has to be a troll.
Has Carmack saw or comment on this?

>>59200081
Hideous bitch.

>>59219574
Cheese dick

>>59219980
Do you know how to use the command line?

>>59216972
Bill Nye actually has a credible background and is not a total fucking retard.

>>59200081
Is she kde user?

>>59220367
Macfag.

>>59219574
Change directory

>>59212985
>hello world program

>>59219411
>without using * operator
>uses * operator

It's a fucking FizzBuzz. A test to see if someone has a high enough IQ to realize that multiplication can be done with a loop, then successfully use a loop.

>>59220346
Bill Nye is an engineer who has very little practice in or understanding of the scientific method.

Which is rare, because often times engineers are more in tune with the scientific method than "scientists."

But not The Science Guy! He gets sucked up into narratives. Or he's a paid shill. Either way, he's not a science guy because he does not practice or teach science by any stretch of the imagination. He's worse than KarlieKoder because he knows just enough to appear legit to the layman.

>>59214943
>I checked out her social media and over a year she barely mentions anything programming related, about five posts, at least two just advertising her shirts.

Math class is tough!

>>59219573
We should invite him.

>>59203622
>>59217848

it's fake you pestilent baffoons

>>59205843
What makes me sad about Stallman is that he would look OK if he shaved that disgusting beard, fixed his god awful hair and dressed himself properly.

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>>59200081
Stop picking on this poor girl

She's making an effort to learn about something she's foreign to and helping other young developing people to get a foot in the door

She never asked for or implied that she deserves special treatment for being a female. She just happened to be a female in in a position where other females tend to do dumb things and people decided to have a field day with her

How about we drop you into an autobody full of mechanics and we can laugh and through peanuts at you while you disconnect and reconnect the sparkplug 6 times trying to figure out why the engine won't start

I'm not a white knight you're just being a cunt

>>59220297
>>59221134
Holy fuck I use this command probably a hundred times every day and I missed the joke. I don't understand how this is even possible.
Disregard everything I've said in this thread. I apologize for ever posting anything.

"klossmajor" is synonymous with idiot in my language

>>59224583

She's a stacy whore making a mockery out of programming

the field doesn't need any more normies

She's just contributing to the shitstorm of affirmative action that we've gotten used to

>>59212445
Carmack got bored with games over a decade ago, he only plays them with his kids.
>>59223821
He realized that he needed to turn himself into an icon.

>>59212985
Notice she's using git. probably just filling up the command line while taking a photo with a third hand

>>59201002
No, it's not. It's condescending to smart girls with an interest in technology and programming.

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>>59224869
>stacy whore
>normies
>>>/r9k/

>>59224583
>I'm not a white knight
suuure

>>59200081
Who is this narcissist qt?

>>59225237

>>>/c/had

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Leave Karlie Alone!
Not gonna lie, white knighting for Karlie

>>59225813
If any male uploaded this shit he'd be absolutely torn apart, ruined, there'd be nothing left. We're going easy on her by comparison

>>59225949
nah people would probably care even less

>>59225813
"Antioxidant-Infusion" driven development! That's the ticket. If you're already on black coffee infusions, you're already doing it tho. After the 12th coffee, I do type cd.. and ls repetetively

>>59218096
And how do you think that's going to work out for these girls when they apply for tech jobs and think the stupid boot camp they went to is going to be a positive thing for them?

I wouldn't even consider for a second, the notion of hiring one of her people who went to one of these things(or who is at least stupid enough to openly admit it). It's indicative of exactly the kind of person I don't want anything to do with.

>>59219411

While it's fairly obvious that the question is structured in such a way that they're looking for you to solve it with a loop, it doesn't really matter. Questions like "Do X but don't use *thing specifically for doing X*" are interesting as exercises in thought process only. Arguing about the better way to solve a problem in a moronic way is pointless.

What she did is the same if one day I thought 'boys and young men should practice ballet more!" Saturated with motivation I go and buy expensive ballet shoes, a fancy outfit and some overpriced salads to put in the background. I then film myself doing different reload animations from video games and bobbing up and down from my knees. I upload it to Twitter thinking I've done a good job and inspired boys nationwide to take up ballet.

>>59206816
following up the link
>Two years ago, model Karlie Kloss enrolled in >Flatiron School’s two-week pre-college coding >course and caught the programming bug. She >started taking regular private coding classes >with Flatiron dean and cofounder Avi >Flombaum (who she already knew socially) >and enjoyed the experience so much that she >decided to underwrite 21 Kode with Karlie >scholarships so other young women could >take the same two-week pre-college coding >course at Flatiron that had kicked off her own >programming education
tl:dr: She never claimed to be a pro-programmer

>>59224736
I fucking lost it at this post. That while chain was top tier

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>>59225813
>not using an ll alias