Kan you kode yet, /g/?

>>59161519
>like a kloss
In my native tongue, "kloss" means a clumsy person.

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>>59161530
it reminds me closet

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>>59161519
Mandatory post.

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>>59161538
>closet
>posts picture of a toilet
??

>>59161557
toilet means "klozet" in mah language

>>59161519
How does /pol/ feel about a female celebrity pushing kids to get into programming? A special tingling of the jimmies i imagine...

>>59161519
Post the picture. You know the one I'm talking about

>>59161564
Ah, I see.

>>59161519
A Kloß is a meatball in German.

>>59161519
Is she holding up a literal cardboard computer? wtf

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>>59161519
No, I can only develop software.

>>59161538
>>59161577
>>59161564
these

>>59161594
>ancap meme
>society
In the ancap utopia, there is no society

>>59161519
god damn it why does she have such a stacy face

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>>59161604
I don't see how this meme is about utopia.

>>59161519
Women have no place in technology. It is a serious field for the thinking man. I rather have a pajeet programmer than a female whose sole purpose in life is to find reasons to feel oppressed.

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>>59161671
you should check old bell labs vids. wymyn did the programming when it was a low prestige job, not just boring.

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>>59161557
flush toilets used to be called water closets and watercloset can still be used to refer to a "bathroom" with just a toilet, no bath

>>59161697
That is why old feminist were respected because they actually fought for equality when it was necessary. Problem is that they already won and now women enjoy more privileges than men but the rabid bat shit crazy new age feminists want to sterilize and eradicate the male gender.

>>59161705
>all this wc talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt4MQ7jVjbM

i want to have sex with karlie

cd..
cd..
cd..
cd..

>>59161726
she is a 6/10 at best. the modeling industry is out of touch with actual preferences of men. we like cute girls who are thicc with a sense of humor. They offer us high maintenance skeletons who can barely give birth without flat lining.

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>>59161519

>>59161759

This. I'm only interested in HIGH TEST female programmers

>>59161769
Humanity was a mistake. Darwin was wrong after all. Natural selection does not work.

>>59161759
>the modeling industry is out of touch with actual preferences of men
The modelling industry is primarily ran by homosexuals designers (who want the women to look as androgynous as possible) and other women (who project their past experience as models on to new models) and then some top notch rich blokes who secretly molest little 12 year old girls and boys with no gender specific traits.

>>59161769

>"You're the HTML to my CSS <3"

XD :p

>>59161774
Natural selection works, the problem is that humans don't procreate according to natural selection, but rather artificial selection.

>>59161771
For some reason I have noticed that most girls of this generation are genetically inferior. They are short, have skinny bodies and flat chests. They can easily pass as boys with the right haircut.

Healthy thicc women are becoming rare.

>>59161774
It werks, just slowed down for humans. Look at Musk.

>>59161789
>>59161795
I was watching a documentary where scientists have concluded that human intelligence is actually a glitch. Darwinian evolution does not favor higher intellect, only enough brain to survive and reproduce. That is why sharks after 400 million years still have the same brain size and intelligence.

We were never meant to exist. I am starting to believe in the theory that aliens actually intervened and gave us self-awareness.

>>59161722
I get the feeling your life must have been very hard so I wont argue with you.

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>>59161769
>which of these two planes is higher?
>lol 5 I'm so random
>planes crash

>>59161759
clothes look like shit on thicc girls. Same reason there are so few thicc pop bands or buff ones even. Tall and slim is just more fashionable

>>59161769
>XD
time to kill myself.

>>59161769
Fake and gay, and the code on the left was written by a hack who couldnt erase a hard drive without googling it

>>59161817
>Darwinian evolution does not favor higher intellect, only enough brain to survive and reproduce.
This is not entirely accurate. Darwinian evolution does not "favour" anything or another. Evolution is essentially random mutations + sexual preference (aka "natural selection") + time.

Human intellect has obviously given us an advantage from an evolutionary point of view, as generalists almost exclusively are more prone to adapt and survive over time than specialists. For example, homo sapiens sapiens and homo sapiens neanderthalis lived side by side for approximately until 40,000 years ago, and neanderthalis was the dominant species in Europe and Asia because it was better adopted to the cold climate that existed here. When the ice age slowly moved to an end, the specialist neanderthalis didn't have an advantage over the generalist sapiens so they eventually were outcompeted by sapiens.

There's also evidence that sapiens has encountered at least one case of near-extinction and this is the same time as more refined language (previous homo species also had language capabilities, but very limited compared to modern humans) and cave paintings evolved. Scientists argue that our ability to not only form abstract thoughts, but also successfully communicate them to others gave us a huge evolutionary benefit over other homo species that existed at the same time.

For example, homo ergaster/erectus used about 1 million years to perfect their stone spears and knives, sapiens were now able to do improvements on tools and then tell others how to do it themselves.

>That is why sharks after 400 million years still have the same brain size and intelligence.
Sharks are specialists, but very robust. They've survived because their environment has remained more or less the same over millions of years and favoured traits in sharks hasn't changed much.

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>https://github.com/karliekloss?tab=repositories

wat.

>>59161926
Interesting. I am very curious as to how our ancestors survived extinction. The asteroid that wiped dinosaurs shrouded the earth for a long time blocking sunlight with extreme temperatures. It was a global event. Then we have ice ages, floods and huge earthquakes.

The fact that we are alive today means that our ancestors were pretty fucking good at being alive and surviving. All that knowledge and information is latent in our DNA but we can't tap into it.

>>59161926
>There's also evidence that sapiens has encountered at least one case of near-extinction and this is the same time as more refined language (previous homo species also had language capabilities, but very limited compared to modern humans) and cave paintings evolved. Scientists argue that our ability to not only form abstract thoughts, but also successfully communicate them to others gave us a huge evolutionary benefit over other homo species that existed at the same time.

Could you refer where to find more info on this? Genuinely interested.

>>59161951
I wonder if she's capable of writing hello world in any language.

>>59161995
echo "Hello World"

>>59162022
thanks karlie

>>59161541
Question is: how did she take this picture? With the phone in her mouth?

>>59161995

.data
hello:
    .string "Hello world!\n"

.text
.globl _start
_start:
    movl $4, %eax
    movl $1, %ebx
    movl $hello, %ecx
    movl $13, %edx
    int  $0x80

    movl $1, %eax
    movl $0, %ebx
    int  $0x80

>>59162035
>I don't have friends or anyone that is close to me so how could she get a friend to hold a camera?

how hard can you actually project?

>>59161967
During the worst of the Ice Age. Not him.

>>59161959
>The asteroid that wiped dinosaurs shrouded the earth for a long time blocking sunlight with extreme temperatures.
Yes, and the big dinosaurs were specialists and poorly adapted to the new climate. Some dinosaurs did adapt though, which is why we have birds today. The modern hen is actually a relative of the T-Rex.

>The fact that we are alive today means that our ancestors were pretty fucking good at being alive and surviving
Indeed, but you are also the product of ~3.5 billion years of artificial selection from your parents all the way back to the early strings of amino acids that clumped together into self-replicating RNA strings in the primordial soup.

>All that knowledge and information is latent in our DNA but we can't tap into it.

Well, you actually do "tap into it" even today. When you're cold, your natural instinct is to put on more clothes or wrap yourself into a blanket. This is something most other species are unable to do, because they don't grasp the concept of clothes = keeping warm.

The reason why you aren't currently dying of a bunch of sicknesses that previously wiped out large parts of humanity (e.g. the bubonic plague [aka black death] and the spanish flu) is because some people developed genes that were immune to those so those sicknesses couldn't spread anymore. However, this does not mean that all humans have them. Just enough humans had them in order for those sicknesses to no longer spread effectively, and in some cases your ancestors may have had the gene but necessity no longer meant that offspring that didn't have the gene died, so the gene wasn't inherited by the offspring.

>>59161967
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080424-humans-extinct.html

>>59162035
Probably the community manager that told her it would be a good idea to appeal to the devs took the picture.

>>59162088
>>59161967
Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_bottleneck#Humans

>>59162065
>Take a picture of my retarded commands on the screen but make sure to also get the food and drink on the picture
>oh and also be sure to not be on the screen's reflexion
>also people need to be barely able to see my code cause I'm actually bad at this

>>59161541
>can use git
>has zsh
>can't operate basic shell functions

>>59161921
CARMACK BEST CODER

>>59161541

>90.7k likes

This world needs to be burned to ashes in a nuclear fire

>Troll thread about Karlie Kloss and female programmer memes

>evolves into an informative discussion about human evolution (and not the usual /pol/ crap about j00s and niggers)

Faith in /g/ is restored.

>>59161636
>emacs vibrator
Deldo

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>>59161541

>>59161926
>>59162068
I'm unsure if you're a wikifag or someone who actually knows their shit. either way that was a good read, thanks

>>59161995
$ echo"Hello World"
echoHello World: command not found
$ echo"Hello World"
echoHello World: command not found
$ echo"Hello World"
echoHello World: command not found
$ ech "Hello World"
ech: command not found
$ ls
[...]
[dude there is no echo here]
$ cd..
cd..: command not found
$ cd..
cd..: command not found
$ cd ..
$ ls
[...]
[no echo here either this is bullshit, why is programming so hard]

>>59161541

>she needs to join our start up

gets me every time

>>59162218
I'm a wikifag in the sense that I often read wikipedia on various topics for fun, but I'm also genuinely interested in evolutionary biology (especially for humans) and I've spent many hours watching documentaries, reading books and even trying to stay up to date on some research (however, as a non-biologists, I can only do this in a very limited way).

I'm probably interested because I come from a family that were hardcore creationists and had me believe in creationism well into my 20s, which I obviously realised was faulty once my views were confronted (at an adult age).

I'm glad you found it interesting though :)

>>59162265
Thanks, though the majority average modern humans in the wild would rather die than survive due to sudden extreme changes in lifestyle if I'm not mistaken.
This would be the case with anyone who doesn't know how to survive, they wouldn't know how to by instinct.
It makes me wonder and compare humans to domesticated wild animals, as this might be bullshit but some wild domesticated animals might have difficulty getting back into wildlife, right?
Take a human who can't cook because they're used to having food made for them in restaurants, can't craft stuff, be that woodworking or generic pottery - and expect them to survive on their instincts alone, they won't.

What makes me wonder is how quickly would someone like that adapt and learn, given they have no source to information as such.
Some might and some would rather commit sudoku, but that's expected.

>>59162378
Of course, knowledge is helpful, but there is the saying "necessity is the mother of innovation". Even if you have no idea how to cook, most people have some concept about what a campfire is, so you might be able to learn it somehow. Also, most people have a concept of berries and roots and whatever so you might survive for a long time. No one immediately starves to death, so if you're not at risk of dying from exposure, you might survive for a long enough time to learn yourself some skills.

But yes, many people would probably die if put out in the forest without any clothes or food or means of getting back to civilisation.

>as this might be bullshit but some wild domesticated animals might have difficulty getting back into wildlife, right?
Some do indeed struggle, but many do alright, especially when they're prepped for it (like most do, by gradually releasing them back).

Btw, since we're talking about cooking: Fun fact of today is that humans are the only known species to prepare their food by cooking (making it easier to digest) which allows humans to spend time and energy doing other things.

>>59161951
>https://github.com/karliekloss/git_practice/blob/master/git_practice.rb
neis

>>59162513
We're also the only species where the males eat their cummies for funsies.

>>59162612
If anything, I'd say this is definite proof that we are not designed "intelligently" and have evolved some pretty useless traits.

>>59162513
You seem to know your shit, any documentary or book recommendation about technological evolution and it's effect on modern human?
Also, if you're into sci-fi, an interesting book about evolution/space/extra-terrestrial beings : We Are Legion for the We Are Bob series by Dennis E. Taylor, it's a recent book and the sequel is coming in March

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>>59162189
I know, I made it based on a true /g/ story.

>>59161769
>const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
for what purpose

>>59162753
>true /g/ strory
wut?

I would facefuck her if you know what I mean

>>59161564
Fajnie

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>>59162785
Couple of days ago some feggit started a thread about using emacs with foot pedals and from there it went downhill to deldo pretty fast and I think one of the last posts was some greasy description how he used deldo to use some emacs IRC client...

>>59162827
Chuj ci w dupe

>>59162797
I'm afraid I don't. Please elaborate.

>>59162848
fucking kek

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https://github.com/learn-co-students/swift-allAboutFunctions-lab-swift-intro-000/pull/89

>>59163093
she's a gitlet

>>59161568
>female
>celebrity
>programming

>>59161794
That's because in a world of high calories it's a slippery slope from healthy thicc to obese.

>>59162056
Is that assembly brah?

>>59161519
< i check out kodewithklossy.com
< the whole top half of the page is a picture of a model
< no list of projects or code or publications or anything
< obviously the work of a trendy web page designer
< then i go to an actual coder's website
< http://www.catb.org/esr/
< no model pic. just plain html, and a list of dozens of projects

>>59163404
>can't into greentexting

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>>59163404
well it's both a form of attentionwhoring

>>59163495
< jelly of innovation

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>k
REEEEEEE

>>59161519
i'll overflow her vaginal buffer if you know what i mean

>>59163404
>the whole top half of the page is a picture of a model
Apparently this person is a model, so that may be why.

But if she wants to "empower women" maybe she could take a hint from ESR. Not spazzing out all over his pages, but focusing on the actual subject matter probably does a lot more to empower spastics in tech than if he made it all about being a spastic.

>>59162265
>I come from a family that were hardcore creationists and had me believe in creationism well into my 20s
What European country is this? I thought evolution denialism was mostly an American thing. I guess there could be small sects that are adamant about it in many European countries, but it just surprises me you were sheltered in a Creationist bubble into your 20s.

She must be doing SOMETHING right, if it gets all the neckbeards triggered so, so hard

so whats the butthurt about, looks to me like its just someone trying to get more women into coding. it's no different from a guy trying to get more young men interested in engineering or whatever. or did she specifically pull the whole 'women are better than men' attitude?

>>59161541
>90.7k likes
yes i mad, when will the normies die?

>>59162035
The view is a bit offset to the side, so someone just stood next to her and snapped the picture

>>59164252
If you can't figure out why les neckbeards mock her, you're too stupid/ignorant to be on this board.

>tech billionaire pays famous supermodel so that she'll be a rolemodel to get young girls interested in coding
>brain-dead autistic virgins froth and rage, because they were superior in doing that hello world tutorial and she's a total poser and not a TROO NERD

Nah, she must REALLY be interested actually, she's bored of being a top supermodel and really wants to be koder, but we must mock her because she's so bad at it!

>>59164321
sure friendo, creating a new thread every day complaining about women getting into programming makes you a REAL programmer

>>59162265
>>59164248
>What European country is this?
I'm curious about this as well. Somewhere in the Huguenot belt?

I have no problem with creationism as it appears in the creed, but this anti-intellectual approach to the mere studying of creation that the modern YECs display goes directly against a lot of older Christian philosophy.

>>59161769
>else if (a > b && b < a)
But why? If a is bigger than b, b is necessary smaller than a.
WHY

>>59164248
>>59164512
Netherlands. Btw, orthodox Jewish community, not Christian. Yes, there are creationist Jews too.

>>59164387
you just btfo´d yourself by the way. IF its so important to get girls into coding, why dont they give money to real girl programmer who might be maybe a little uglier than a model but represent "real" women, while also paying an actual woman programmer? instead of some overpayed model who got there by sucking up to the "patriarchy" well you btfoed yourself, by feminist logic.

>>59164388
No one is complaining about women getting into programming. The complaining is about the brainless SJW promotion about women in tech. Like Kloss. Women have always been able to get into programming and get hired if they actually know what they're doing. Most females however have zero inclination to learn programming or to spend time hacking on a computer as kids or having a burning desire to understand how stuff works under the hood. Trying to force more women into tech under the banner of feminism and diversity is moronic.

>>59164533
>If a is bigger than b, b is necessary smaller than a.
>WHY
It's irony

>>59164595
>Kloss is a SJW
How is she a SJW?

>>59164533
>If a is bigger than b, b is necessary smaller than a.
No it isn't, you idiot. Learn maths:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inequality_(mathematics)

>>59164580
>I am too mentally retarded to comprehend what's going on
>therefore my superiors are btfo

Indeed, I am "btfo" for not being so catastrophically autistic to notice obvious vectors of an attempted cultural change. And again, you need to be aware that realising what happens -which is clearly beyond your inept mind- is not the same with agreeing it as the best strategy.

>>59164671
Scratch that, I guess I need to learn maths.

>>59164595
>someone pays the whore so that little girls get INTERESTED and might become COMPETENT in the future
>hurr this must be just like dat SJW thing with niggers I read on /pol/

This board has falled quite a bit

>>59164624
I didn't say Kloss herself is an SJW as such. I said "SJW promotion about women in tech", and Kloss is part of this promotion by lending her face and name to it.

>>59164712
Great strawman. You really burned it well.

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>>59161951
lul

>>59164740
>>59164767
But really, what is your problem? This is a campaign to get girls interested in programming who would otherwise never have considered this career path.
Nobody is forcing anything.
It's like any science competition to get kids interested, just focused on girls, probably because a model is more of a role model to girls than boys

>>59164740
>SJW promotion about women in tech

But SJWs hate women in tech anon.

http://nsuworks.nova.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2467&context=tqr


>For example, “draw accurate conclusions from scientific data presented in different formats” (Lower level math). Instead of promoting the idea that knowledge is constructed by the student and dynamic, subject to change as it would in a more feminist view of knowledge"

They think that STEM are made deliberately to keep women and minorities out (or "chilly" as the author puts it), so therefore they should change the fields entirely to accommodate more feminist views.

>>59164844
Strangely enough, we've managed to develop a lot of technology without anyone trying to force boys or girls into being interested in technology. Somehow there were plenty of boys and girls interested in it all on their own. Weird. I think we need more female car mechanics. After all, it's 2017.

Why exactly is it necessary to promote this stuff to girls specifically? To fill quotas? To have "diversity"? To drive women's issues via the tech workplace? Who is stopping girls from being interested in technology or programming? Girls and boys even study the same subjects in school so it's not as if girls are being deprived of some secret male knowledge. Most girls just aren't interested. What exactly is wrong with girls that you have to promote things to them? Why is it unnecessary to promote this stuff to boys? Are girls defective?

Trying to manipulate girls into being interested in something they are not interested in is a recipe for a mess. Some girls might then feel compelled to choose this career path against their own inclinations and intuition and find out later it was a big mistake because they were never interested to begin with but just memed into it.

And by the way, I doubt Kloss is a role model to any girl interested in tech. She is a role model to someone who has a short attention span and goes "cool! girrrrls can code!" and drops the endeavour within days. I'm pretty sure a girl with an inclination to science, technology, etc. would favor role models who are in those fields rather than some fashion model.

>>59164847
Oh well.

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>>59164813
The bad news: tic-tac-toe program has no tic-tac-toe.
The good news: A nice welcoming message greeted you.
I guess it's a push.

>>59165147
It might be that there's a shortage of software developers and getting girls interested might help fill that demand.

I for one would prefer if the industry rather diverted the manpower away from writing pointless fart apps and over to more fruitful endeavours, together with an increase in pay. I sometimes suspect when big tech giants do these "learn to code" campaigns that what they really want is wage dumping.

>>59165147
I know you don't say stuff like this on /g/, but it is largely society stopping many girls. It's still perceived as "ungirly" if young girls are interested in technology, and subsequently discouraged. Of course there are people who can cope better with societal expectations and still do what they want to do, but some people can't (imho it's the same problem where boys are afraid to start programming because they are afraid to be labeled as "nerds" and would then become social outcasts).
Of course Karly Kloss won't single-handedly bring worldwide gender equality, but it's a start, I don't think what she does is more than a trigger, since young girls see her and think "oh, I can do that too", maybe realize they really like programming, and then later look back, realizing she wasn't that good of a programmer.
Sure, there also needs to be some promotion for boys, to also get those who don't want to be "uncool" to just try it, but honestly, that's not her job and you can't fault her for not tackling every challenge at once.

Nobody is forcing anybody to do anything, I have no idea where you get this idea

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>>59161519
What do people find attractive in these models???

Her face looks like shit, her body is worthless.

>>59165339
Relatedly, I think getting rid of this stigma of technology not being for girls would give us more female car mechanics eventually, since more girls would dare do this job without being judged.
It's similar to boys being taught they have to be tough, don't show emotions etc. Some people have the confidence to just do what they want, but others, who dreamed of becoming a ballet-dancer or whatever, caved to the pressure and got a job they didn't want in the first place.

>>59164671
>>59164698
Can someone explain? Don't find the example in the link.

>>59162872

Found it
>>59129596

>>59162797
>I would facefuck her if you know what I mean
>>59162868
>I'm afraid I don't. Please elaborate.

Facefucking establishes a power relationship between the fucker and the fuckee. It's a way for the fucker to assert control and dominance, because the fuckee is rendered mute, and is forced into a submissive position.

So the poster was implying that he would like to dominate Karlie Kloss by putting her in a submissive position and sexually violating her mouth, causing her humiliation.

ITT: insecure nerds who can't even speak to a woman

So what is the deal here?
Is she really running a intro course for girls or just promoting girl to code?

>>59165814
>Is she really running a intro course for girls
She is

http://kodewithklossy.com/

>>59161759
>Thicc
I'd rather not deal with folds.

>>59165840
Well that is just sad.
One thing is using her public fame to promote something which in her case is a very laudable initiative given her real job is to promote mindless consumerism (and anorexia) and another is wasting the time of girl who really want to learn to code.

>>59165887
She's not the teacher you dumbass.

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>>59161697
WHITE GENOCIDE IS REAL

>>59161769
>the code on the left is hacker code

>used to steal nude photos

>>59161519
I would kode her input if you know what i mean

>>59161519
of Klourse

>>59161671
I've worked with some really competent women in tech and the only ones that cause trouble are the incompetent ones. I know a 45 year old woman that is a senior systems engineer, runs kde 3.5 as her daily driver.

I work with tons of female pajeets that are great programmers.

The worst person I've ever worked with was also the most incompetent and caused the most trouble.

Y'all just mad because she is literally daughter-in-law to the president of the US.

>>59166038
That only informs us that she is ok with non consensual pussy grabbing.

>>59166032
Of course there are competent women.

I think what most people actually think is that they're rare.

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>>59166038
>a pure perfect 10/10 100% nordic white woman is taking circumcized jew cock

>>59166167
>pure
>perfect
You have low standards.

>>59166206
>literal supermodel
>"lol you just have low standards if you think she's pretty"

>>59166167
>pure
>perfect
>10/10
>100% nordic

Man are your standards low as shit.

>>59166222
Just get a fuckdoll or escort. You'd be much happier if you know what you want.

>>59161769
>see you guys later XD
every time

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>>59166206
>>59166232
Show us your super superior high standards, oh superiorly random anons from a crimean matryoshka online imageboard.

>>59162035
She typed the code, said "Fuck this nerd shit, I want Tyrone's shit log cock right now," then another girl came in and placed her hands on the keyboard while she took the picture, bending over while Tyrone plowed her now-ruined puss.

You know it's true.

>>59166222
She looks like a AIDS infected corpse.
I would not touch her even if you paid me.

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>>59166257

>>59166269
>sour grapes

>>59166257
My standards aren't some ideal. I know what I don't want. Namely, someone who isn't clinically braindead.

>>59166257
Putting pussy on a pedestal is bad for you, don't do it.

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>>59166296
>admitted to one of the topmost elite schools in the US
>clinically braindead
Sounds like you're just jelly, anon.

>>59166306
It's another episode of "edgy woman-hating teenagers who rationalize their poor romantic skills with 'w-women aren't even th-that great'-tier horseshit."

>>59166354
Nope. I just don't salivate over someone like you are.

>>59166326
And you are illiterate or lazy (really though, you're just going "I was only pretending to be retarded!". Doesn't change that you have shit taste).

Take a look at her code, posted in the thread, or her git repo.

>>59166379
Cool, still waiting for you to post something better than Karlie, fag. Stop deflecting.

>>59162757
half of three as a float = 1.5F, don't forget it

it's all magic

>>59166406
What are you, an HR monkey? Do you really judge coders by their git repos? Also, those pics are memes. She has done more impressive work than you NEETs will ever do:

http://archive.li/IWX8Z

http://blog.flatironschool.com/kode-with-karlie-scholarship/

https://precollege.flatironschool.com/kode-with-karlie

>>59163404
>kodewithklossy.com
Holy fuck, it took ages to load.

>>59166406
You know you are posting on a board where people are legitimately struggling to implement a functioning fizzbuzz, right? And 90% thinks lambda calculus is a meme and that OOP is synonymous with Indians? If you're triggered by bad code, why are you even here?

I honestly think you're just projecting

>>59166533
It's being DDoSed by angry Slavic /g/entoomen right now

>>59166542
But lambda calculus IS a meme, anon.

>>59166592
Only if you're some Indian code monkey or JavaScript artisan who get upset when asked to balance a binary tree

>>59166474
I see that you are indeed illiterate. Check the thread. Here, I'll help you. Check >>59161541 this post.

I also love how you accuse me of working in HR and being unemployed in the same post. Sick burn, my dude.

>>59166542
You have a point, I suppose. But this person is trolling, and is still retarded. It shines through. If you don't have fun taking people down a notch, then I don't know why you're here either.

>>59166645
>racism
Stopped reading right there. Come back with less edge, then we talk.

>>59166257
that's not a "nordic" nose.

>>59166686
Oh, I enjoy taking people down a notch... by reminding them that a former fashion model who taught herself programming over a weekend is more successful with her meme programming boot camp for girls than half of /g/ will ever be.

Just admit that this is the real reason why you get upset.

>>59166763
>Her family has Danish and German roots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlie_Kloss#Early_life_and_discovery
https://www.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424127887323375204578272163876557122

>>59166727
Code monkey is not racist you dumb fuck

>>59166806
>unironically calling indians monkeys
>I-I wasn't being racist, I s-swear!

>>59166763
Yes it is. My ex has a similar one.

>>59166791
Her nose still makes here nothing like perfect...

>>59166806
MAXIMUM BACKPEDALLING

>>59166833
What's not to like about her nose, you queer?

>>59166817
Not him but code monkey is not racial slur

>>59166817
You're trying too hard. You can be both Indian and a code monkey, it's racist to think that just because you're browned skin you can't be a Java programmer.

>>59166777
I cannot honestly believe that you believe that being born into money so that you can be unproductive as being "successful".

Here's your (you) though.

xDDdd only pretending!

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>>59166864
It's not like hers.

>>59166866
>>59166872
>be racist
>retreat hard when it gets ugly for you
Come on, the racists at /pol/ at least have the balls to stand up for the shit they say.

>>59166876
And I cannot honestly believe that you think that being born into money means that you can do everything in life and there are no limitations.

>>59161769
Bullshit. The original code on the left has comments that make it understandable enough.

>>59166645
>Javascript artisan
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks anon I needed that.

>>59166932

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_monkey

>>59162247
Didn't notice that but kekd

>>59166943
You were talking about success, and now you're talking about how money doesn't actually solve everything so she's excused from being unsuccessful.

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>>59166920
Nigga you have shit taste in nose. Let me try to save this thread.

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>>59166920
>>59167009
And here's an even nicer one.

>>59166999
>karlie kloss isn't successful she is actually unsuccessful because she's rich and pretty instead of poor and ugly like me

Holy shit, that's some autism level projection anon

>>59167046
>roman nose (aka Jew/Arab nose)
>Nordic nose

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>>59167009
This is the perfect nose.

>>59167094
>I can't tell the difference between an aquiline nose and a Hakenase
KYS

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>>59167168
>>59167132
>>59167094
>>59167066
>>59167046
>>59167009
>>59166932
>>59166920
>>59166866
>>59166864
>>59166833
>>59166777
>>59166763
>>59166727
>>59166257
>>59166232
>>59166222
>>59166206
>>59166167
Nice way to derail a shitpost into another shitpost.

>>59161921
are you retard? cleary is code to steal nudes

>>59166686
>Check >>59161541 this post.
Those screenshots are proven fakes, retard. How new are you?

>>59166266
kys cuck

>>59161519
>tfw she works out of a WeWork space
>inb4 i'm a wework shill

>>59163404
>57% of bachelor's degrees (but only 18% of computer science degrees) are earned by women.
>2.3X Startups with women leaders are more than 2x likely to be successful.
wat

>>59162068
This was a very dumb read.

>>59161568
I bet.

4chan can't stand it when anyone sexy, not to mention sexy and female enters their realm and [spoiler] does it better than they can [/spoiler]

Fortunately, Karlie isn't one of those people!

>>59164712
Retard

>tfw can't code at all
>tfw don't want to learn

at least im in 4th year mathematics with 3.9 gpa en route to 300k starting :^)

>>59170097
>competing with literally billions of chinks and pajeets
>300k starting
Haha no.

Unless you graduate in business, finance or accounting and get an MBA or a JD, enjoy your utmost poverty.

She's obviously very put together, which goes a hell of a long way for anyone, but I just can't find her attractive. Her face is just wrong.

>>59170124
b-but... muh quantz!

>>59165284
You have no idea how bad things are.

>>59165442
If a ≤ b, then b ≥ a.

I don't know what those anons are on about

>>59169502
>fake
Uwotm8

>>59162142
She's memeing guys, fucking hell

>>59170124
Or you can do like myself and get a B.A. in political science and a law degree, then clerk for a state representative. It's just a matter of time until I'm able to realistically run for office or get appointed to some secretary position.

>>59161769
This has to be next level bait, no one is unironically this stupid.

>>59170355
>lol i was just pretending to be stupid XD

>>59161769
This is a disgrace for the already few femanons that take programming seriously, what a fucking shame.

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>>59162035

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>>59171141

>>59161769
If you ever feel like Windows is bloated and slow,
just know how bad it could be.

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>>59161817
Always knew it was ayylmaos' fault.

>>59171440
What if Karly Kode is actually an ayy?

>>59170856
are you going to ban girls from learning programming

>>59161594
>>59161636

>>>/taringa/
>>>/int/

>>59171599
I'm going to ban them from leaving the kitchen.

>>59161519
what the fuck kind of name is Klossy ?

>>59161557
>closet
>posts picture of a wardrobe
??

>>59169502
https://www.instagram.com/p/5c1WXeESvD/

>>59163285
>>>59162056
>Is that assembly brah?

no it's C#

>>59162265
>creationism
>faulty views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJuZK77Au8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FozK23GqGJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUbuv9Oquw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcSoQa72SM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ZcKEZh_6U

>>59164573
>turns out it's a fucking kike pushing darwinism
Why am I not surprised?

>>59171783
Forgot to use that CSI super magnifying-glass magic to "enhance" the contents of her screen, anon.

>>59171924
The fuck are you trying to say?

>>59171936
You know what I'm trying to say, now fuck off, NEET!

>>59171962
I actually don't. Maybe you're retarded and trying to say that you can't tell what actually on the screen and that the "magnified" version is fake.

>>59171972
>run out of arguments
>appeal to namecalling
No surprise there.

>>59171990
There is no argument here, I actually have no idea what >>59171924 was trying to convey.

>>59161519
>a few years later karlie is no more a demanding fashion model, she got her leg broken and half of the face burnt in a car accident
>she buys a 10 year old thinkpad and starts learning Lisp
>few months later she writes her first fizzbuzz program in Power8 assembly and a Tic-Tac-Toe game for TempleOS
>/g/ votes to put karlie on a board sticky

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>>59161769
Swift alternative:

// Returns the largest number between two Integers, returns nil if both are equal.
func getLargest(a : Int, b : Int) -> Int? {
    if a > b {
        return a
    } else if b > a {
        return b
    } else {
        return nil
    }
} 

Swift is best language.

>>59161541
>she needs to join our startup

>>59161769
>the code on the left is hacker code!

these comments get me everytime.

>>59172063
>returns nil
For what pvrpose?

>>59165949
You haven't seen russian code yet.
It is used to steal freedom.

Because there's no largest number, both a equal. That's the right thing to do, instead of returning a or b.

>>59172160
meant to reply: >>59172107

>>59161697
>the current state of Microsoft

>>59172160
In that case the function should be called "getLarger"
I don't know if I ever needed such a function and even if I did I believe that

if (foo == bar) {
    // do things if equal
} else {
    larger = max(foo, bar)
    // do things with the larger one
}

is a lot more readable than

largest = getLargest(foo, bar)
if (largest == nil) {
    // do things if equal
} else {
    // do things with the larger one
}

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>>59165881
>believing the meme that thicc: weight(100kg-500kg)

>>59161759
>we like cute girls who are thicc
>thicc
>cute

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>>59161519
Daily reminder that if you don't know C, you don't belong on /g/. C is the Thinkpad of programming languages.

>>59161541
A hearty kek every time.

>>59161577
It's fitting as she's about as smart as one.

>>59161636
>>59162189
hahahahaha

>>59162056
Did you steal that crusty old x86 code from your grandma? x86_64 has been out for a few years now.

So why are people pushing girls towards coding specifically? There are a shit-ton of male dominated fields like mathematics, physics, even a more logical social science like philosophy. I haven't seen an overwhelming push towards women in those field like I have in CS.

>>59161519
i would kode with her if you know what i mean

>>59172502
That's because mathematics and physics are actually hard. CS and Software Engineering is the logical starting point because it's piss easy and it literally used to be a woman's job.

>>59172502
And let's not forget construction work, underwater welding, etc. Funny how those just don't matter when talking about "equality".

>>59172578

i don't

>>59166257
she's a cute girl but you can honestly see prettier ones at the grocery store. maybe they know how to program, too.
she has that weird oatmeal taylor swift face

>>59172502
Libraries exist to make "coding" piss easy.
Want to learn how to "code"? Pick up python!

print "Hi!"

WOW! YOU'RE A CODER NOW!
Other people came along and made it retardedly accessible for literally anybody with an IQ of 70 or higher to "code".

>>59172755
That's why I use C++ and Assembly. I need to set myself apart from the normies.

>>59172502
there are definitely more women in math and philosophy than there are in cs, or at least that was the case until recently.
there's an influx of normies into cs in general, not just women. i see a lot of chad types getting into programming lol. it's just the trendy thing right now.

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>These comments
FAVE

>>59171896
>saturn's rings should be "pulverized" by comets
Saturn's rings are already literally pulverized rock and ice, and the reason why "comets" aren't crashing into them is because we have another gas giant called Jupiter that acts like a giant vacuum cleaner and sucks up any rogue elements.

>scientists say that the oldest tree is only 350 years old
Except they say that the oldest tree is almost 5,000 years old and that the oldest clonal trees are at least 80,000 years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_trees

Stopped watching there.

One thing is being a creationist, I get it. But being a young earth creationist is just all sorts of retarded.

>>59161538
>doesn't poo in loo
>poos in closet

>>59161577
No it isn't it's potato-based batter baked into balls.

>>59172063
instead of returning nil just return either one you potato

return (a < b)?b:a;

>if(a > b && b < a)
>else return 5 //because I'm so random

why?

return (a > b) ? a : b;
done

>>59161541
Nice shitpost but her code isn't in the fucking terminal you idiot. It can be clearly seen above

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>>59161817
>>59161926
>>59161959
>>59162068

>>59173081
Edit: was directed at
>>59161769

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>>59172011
had a good kek

>>59161817
But then who invented the aliens?

>>59161519
>kek at her github
>google "karlie kloss nude"
there ya are, karlie.

I GAVE HER A CHANCE TO PROVE SHE WASN'T JUST A WHORE.

>>59172808

Those were just random fields I pointed out as examples, there are other ones as well such as engineering.

There's definitely a lot of normies going into CS but that doesn't explain the amount of money/infrastructure going into women in CS than any other field. I'm just wondering why specifically.

>>59172011
>>/g/ votes to put karlie on a board sticky
tbqhfam why isn't she stickied alongside her tic-tac-no example already?

I feel like it'd be a great introduction to /g/ for cumdumps.

>>59171093
it's also fake.........

>>59161995
Probably something along the lines of

#include <stdio.h>
/*LOL XD something something*/
/*SO random :P*/

int main(){
/*Start the code YAY*/
printf("Hello World XD Im so Random");
/*Don't need the newline because it looks cooler without :P*/

return 5;
/*XD Im so random*/
}


>oh wait she doesn't know C

>>59173218
Why the fuck are you white knights defending this vapid bimbo?

>>59173287
Lol why hate for no reason? She does enough dumb shit to hate on. a person doesn't need to accuse her of even dumber fake shit

Man, the butthurt tears of failed autistic virgins over this marketing stunt to get little kids coding is cringeworthy.

Yes, you fat neckbearded retards, a supermodel really is totally into coding BUT she can't code as well as you! We all know you're totally leet for writing hello world in brainfuck! Wow! How terrible must one person be to be even shittier than you at one thing! And she gets attention and you don't!

>>59164813
>This is the airplane but without the airplane
>But don't worry, the flight attendant is still there

>>59161697
thing is, those women were physicists, electronics engineers, business women, etc., not programmers

>>59164844
Why get them interested just because they're girls? Get them interested if they can contribute in that field, regardless of their gender.

>>59161519
That girl is attractive

>>59173315
Kek. If you even know what brainfuck is, you're just as bad as the rest of us.

>>59173370
>>59173315
Funny you guys should mention brainfuck. I recently found a *real* female programmer on youtube who made a video about it. It's a good watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3C200nCwpk

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Karlie
Kloss
Koding

Hmm...

>>59170124
stay in reddit

>>59173530
>successful people
>on reddit
You sound confused.

>>59173001
but that's the wrong way, what if I need to know when there's no largest value?

>>59173094
it's a hello world program.

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>>59161519
>>59161541
>>59161769
>>59166257
Why learn from a cultural appropriating racist?

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>>59173513

>>59164284
The problem is she doesn't know how to program. If she wants to get women into programming she should learn how to do so and make some actually interesting projects.

>>59161541
>on Wednesday we code
what do they do the other 4 weekdays?

>>59171141
underrated

>>59161541
Shit makes me laugh every time

>>59161861
Uhh everything looks good on thicc girls, that's the point

Thicc girls are just way hotter

>>59164813
Top kek

>>59164813
what if she's trolling /g/?

>>59170048
this

>looks like ayylmao
>cannot actually code

>>59164813
Is this satire?

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>>59166266

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>>59166257
get that trash out of my face

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>>59161769
Cancer

is this Mortal Kombat?

>>59161519
Kan I join your Kool Koders Klan, or KKK if you would?

>>59162265
SDA?

I know that feel.

>>59162848
He was joking.
Right?

>>59172063
you're just as fucking stupid as the dumb bitch you're trying to put down. kill yourself.

>>59173625
Return a symbol that signifies equality if you must know. Your language supports symbols right?

(defun max (a b)
  (cond ((> a b) a)
        ((< a b) b)
        (t :equal)))

>>59161724
I watched the whole thing! You dont see comedy like that anymore. Bravo! :)

>>59172063
you idiot
you forgot the chance that it could be 5

>>59176081
Yes.

typedef enum {EQUAL, GREATER, LESS} cmpres_t;

>>59161519
What's she gonna do with that box, deliver microwavable pizzas?

>>59174790
gibb da succ

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>you will never be this gud

>>59176931
>4 contributors

>>59176931
Kodi with Klossy yee boi

>>59161519

Damn. She's hot. I like blondes. I like pronounced philtral dimples. I like skinny bodies and small boobs.

Her 'code' is absolute shit, though. She seems to be great at marketing herself, though. I'm sure she'll be several times more successful than me over the course of her career.

Companies want more people to compete for coding jobs so they can pay less.

Unfortunately for them most people are retarded a large part of the population fundamentally can't solve problems.

>>59176931

l33t

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>>59161541
my sides