How's it feel knowing you won't ever make anything useful

>>58989920
What double digit count of servers do you need to answer 1000 non-trivial requests per second?

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>>58989938

I already have 3 applications that work pretty well.

>>58989956
With a total userbase of 4 people
Very impressive

Ew

>>58989920
Do you really think the import system is acceptable? The service container, and tons of magic imports and implicit imports that are all impossible to track. Why is all this there when a basic standard library + 1 line = 1 import scheme works EVERYWHERE else?

>>58989965

Actually I pack up the application in linux mintbox and and sell them with my programs pre-installed. They are not used on the internet.

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>>58989995

Because it helps keep the application tidy.

>>58990000
So what your saying is nobody else has used your software

>>58990028
yes, that's what i'm saying

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>>58990028

I have a very decent income. I am here to talk about technic aspects not your autism tho.

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>>58990028
>>58990047

>Talking alone

Autism

>>58990024
No it doesn't, it makes it a disgusting mess. Imports are a non-issue in other systems, in laravel they take 30% of the documentation and are the thing that makes working with laravel code hell for me. Even java's imports are better.

This issue of doing way too much and way too specific stuff and not offering good alternatives for full control extends to the entirety of laravel's design though. And even though the alternatives exist, the docs only cover the simple cases, very shallowly. I don't like it. Why do we have to keep PHP on life support? It's still a shitty language even with 7.

>>58989920
how to solve implement a database with tables, much to much?

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>>58990070
Sorry bud

>>58989920

How does it feel to do the programming equivalent of making huts out of dried shit?

>>58990149
End your poor existence PHP fagman

>>58990194
That email at the top is my weekly direct deposit, it's more money than you make in a month

>>58990216
Nope you don't. Enjoy shitposting on /g/

>>58989920
What compels you to post borderline NSFW images on a SFW blue board?

should i use HACKlang instead of PHP?

>>58989920
What have you worked on laravel?

>>58990239
>SFW blue board?
there is no such thing on 4chan

>>58990233
I 100% do, and I'm being paid to make fun of you right now

>>58990347

same

i'm on /g/ most of the time at work. I already built the applications they need. Now i just update and maintain it every once in awhile. Honestly im kinda bored.

>>58990347
Nope you have not stop pretending and go to bed junior

>>58990347

better that than writing php

>>58990371
Idk why you think I'm a web dev, I do vuln research for a living lmao

how many coffees do you finish before your apps load?

>>58990371

>not writing cloud services in PHP

jokes on you, faggot.

>posting all these girls to get people into your weak ass thread
Continue..

>>58990296
But there clearly is. If you're not aware of it, post a pornographic image in this thread to make sure.

>>58989920
i don't know what is that at all
but thanks for the bait tiddies

>>58990383
maybe cuz it says "LARAVEL developer" in the OP? Have fun playing in the shit

>>58990000
Checked
>>58989920
Can you please pass the sauce?

>>58989920
i'm jealous

>>58990024
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

>>58990513

I would suck it up like if it was a bong and hold it up until I die.

>>58990456
??? I've been making fun of him the entire thread you fuckin idiot

>>58990562

>le epic 4chan troll ftw

>>>/b/

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>>58990498

This is a SFW board not nudes

>>58990610
Stop posting this erotica garbage here. GO back to b.

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>>58990643

Faggot detected.

>>58990661
Go back to /b/

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>>58990752

>>58990296
Fuck off newfag

>>58989920
sauce?

why does g hate php so much?

>>58992775

they think its the same shitty sub 5.0 code when really 7.0+ is top tier and cloud engineers write their cloud services in PHP