/g/ humor thread

>>58877345
Thing is, Dobson deserved to bullied.

>>58877369
Yep, fat fuck thinks you can eat computers.

>>58877345
Only pussies get bullied.

>>58877345
Imagine being at computers

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>>58877345
You know this comic is really sad when you think about it.

All those bullies simply wanted to encourage this fat piece of shit to stop being such a fucking loser. What does he do? He become the loser they didn't want him to become and goes at step further and denies them a chance to tell him what a waste of human skin he is so he can hopefully hang himself to save himself from a constantly miserable life.

I used to be a bully in school and today's kids really make me sad, they do nothing to improve their lives and even praise them like being fat or a huge fucking pussy is a good thing.

>>58877345
If I wanted humor I would ask for your one rep max

>>58877345
Is that the guy who thinks computers are food?

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>>58877345

https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/lang/Integer.html

o i m laffn

>>58877426
About 330lb. Whats yours?

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>>58877532

As if you could do a push-up

>>58877532
*About 33lb.
ftfy, you're welcome

>>58877548
>>58877557
Whats the point in being jealous of ny lifts. Who knows, maybe you too could eventually become alpha like me.

>>58877345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgXKUXOgvU

Video of the artist getting sprayed by an autist at a signing and doing nothing. Notice how he draws himself vs how he looks.

>>58877532
He wasn't asking for your weight.

>>58877583
I don't think this is bait

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>>58877345
I AM FAT FUCK

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>>58877618
I could snap you like a twig.

>>58877583
I bet you post in the feels threads on /fit/
shame shame shame

>>58877376
Hahaha, fuck sake

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>>58877583

>Alpha
>Uses the word alpha
>Pick one

>>58877687
>imagine being at computers

le 1234
le only oldfag will get this
le every tiem

>>58878150
I get triggered the most that everyone acts like it's the first time they've seen it. There can't be that many newfags on /g/

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>>58877376
Imagine being at computer

>>58877345
I AM FAT FUCK

>>58877506
nice, i had this once with a friend's PSU in a basement only it was centipedes.

>>58878672
If Judy Hopps were a person.

>>58877425
worst part is it's all social diseases nowadays

don't completely support bullying but even if you did, it's all abstract undiagnosable bullshit that you can just decide to have one day

>>58878377
subtle

>>58877425
I'm going to go ahead and say that first off, bullies did not have 'best intentions' at heart when I was in school.

They were being assholes, and some of them are still assholes today.

>>58877506
>>58878395
I had a bedbug infestation once and they laid eggs inside my netbook. Started crawling out the keyboard

SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD.

>>58877425
>All those bullies simply wanted to encourage this fat piece of shit to stop being such a fucking loser.
>I used to be a bully in school
seriously? you believed you were trying to improve the people you bullied?

as someone who was bullied often i find that extremely difficult to believe

>>58877425
I get you. I didn't get properly bullied on school and as an adult I'm generally weak. Sometimes I kinda wish that someone actually challenged me back then and not so overprotective

>>58877345
Is there anything cringier than this

>>58877345
the cringiest thing about this is when you look closely at the facebook prompt in the 6th panel

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>>58878377

>>58882419
but ubuntu is perfect linux

>>58881600
I wish. I have a shit-ton of old 2000 keys.

>>58877345
>draws himself as being normal weight
>in reality he is a neckbeard

>>58877506
So THAT'S why ASRock calls it a beebox!

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>>58877345

>>58877506
>Australian computing

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>>58882694

>>58882739
but why

>>58878235
This cute girl is the only thing of value in this whole thread.

>>58877506
What's the story? It's like they're all crammed in there and suddenly someone turned on the gas shower

>>58880918
Don't worry too much, the result would have been the same.

>>58877425
>tfw got bullied from grades 6 - 10
>got hardened the fuck up and stopped being a cringe lord.
>didn't get bullied once in high school
I still see some of them around uni and have pretty good chats.

>>58882959
>forgiving your bullies
Sorry to say, anon, you're still a beta cringe lord.

>>58877532
In total? That's not much.

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>>58882526

>>58882419
It's called Slackware :-)

>>58877425
I second this, bullies picked on me for being fat so I lost weight and fucked all of their bitches. True story.

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>>58883438

>>58883183
>not the blacked.com version

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>>58877687

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words to live by

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>>58883803
This is surprisingly motivational desu

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>>58883830
isn't it?

>>58883842
gay

>>58883877
top quality comment desu

>>58877425
Nice projection anon.

The reality is: bullied kids deserve to be bullied because they don't do anything to change their life and just accept it like the beta bitches they're.

Bullies on the other hand also deserve to be miserable because from what I've seen 95% of bullies in my school where simply empowering themselves to escape the fact that their life is even more miserable because of an abusive parent that caused a trauma, truly bullies are usually most sensitive insecure faggots in my classes that will rage and quit my lesson because I mentioned their height or grades after they date to interrupt me.

>>58883803
9gag humour

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>>58877345
Why did he start to send the friend request only to deny the request he www going to send anyway?

Could he have not gotten a picture of someone actually sending him a friend request?

>>58877425
I was bullied and it was horrible, I actually started to improve as a person once all the dumb bullies started to dissappear from my life because they had bad grades and dropped out of school, then some of the "smart" bullies went to different universities than me. Life was truly happiness when I started studying my career.

You are generally doing harm to those you bully IMHO senpai.

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>>58882959
>Tfw the guy who bullied you killed himself

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>>58883997
I'm my own tormentor.
One day Anon, one day.

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>>58883991
Italics for everything makes it look like there's a motion blur filter on the browser

>>58880868
>>58883971
>t. 500lbs huge fucking pussy

>>58880868
>as someone who
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KILL YOURSELF PLEASE

>>58882887
$2,000

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>>58883830

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>>58884025

>>58877425
I was bullied once, then he jumped off a bridge and drowned, was a pretty great day in my young teenage life

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>>58884283
>couldn't finish the job
Jesus fucking, you're even a failure even at dying.

>>58877425
You can't change people like that, you have to level with them.

All people like you did for me was build a victim complex that it took getting kicked out of school because I was paranoid as hell and they thought I was gonna go supreme gentleman.

You got to contextualize this shit man. It especially doesn't help in zero tolerance schools where kids are often afraid of getting reprimanded for Manning up and fighting back.

>>58877345
lol fat

>>58884373
And you're a failure at reading

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>>58884488
hurrrrrrrrr


oh well at least I'm not a furfag

>>58884010
this is humor not rage thread, i am mad now

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>>58877425
>"i just wanted to prepare them for a world where people like me exist, honest"

>>58884639
xDDDD

>>58884670
We exist to encourage you spineless chubby faggots to better yourselves. You're a man not a mouse, act like it.

>>58882993
>holding pointless grudges
wew

>>58883932
Isn't that Facebooks friend recommendations thing, it recommend based on shared friends and etc.

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>>58885191
This, why let the bullies do more damage then they already have?

>>58882739
how does one do this
i need this

>>58878377
LOL!

>>58884455
It's... it's real. Holy fuck

>>58877345
>I'm a fat faggot who can't defend myself
>Instead of doing something about it I'll just be bitter for the rest of my life

fuck I hate people like this

Dobson got bullied by an Aryan Kaiji?

>>58884025
Acer one seems forced after >>58884234, but still made me lol

>>58878053
this
tbqh
famalia

If you believe in the alpha beta dichotomy you're not an alpha

>>58883830
I've seen this a thousand times, but this is the first time I notice he's wearing a black turtleneck sweater and faded blue jeans.

I didn't think it could get any funnier.

>>58883884
underrated
most /g/entoomen would eat twenty bagels in one sitting

>>58885727
STOP being tsundere

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>>58885746

No.

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>>58883997
>met my old bully a few years back
>he used to beat me all the time
>I used to beat him back
>the circle of violence goes back all the way to kindergarten
>he's stuck in a McJob and hates his life
>I'm NEET and hate my life too
>tfw
I guess we deserved each other.

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>>58877345
>Taking MS Access class, because yay required courses
>See assignment that says "Feel free to use your own pictures"
Well, this assignment got a bit more... red.

>>58887050
I had a similar assignment, except it was about an inventory of some prefab concrete blocks. Imported pictures of Greek pillars and vases in there.

>>58883346
agreed :^)

>>58883877
That's actually kind of interesting.

>>58877687
why do i laugh at this shit every time

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>>58877425
Huh, bait is it?

>>58883877
I always wonder what kind of person writes these kind of things.

>>58885191
>not holding pointless grudges

>>58882993
this

>>58883884
Had a laugh

>>58888270
This harmed me

>>58884455
Is that the fat chinise guy from that pawn shop show? You know, the one with the old man that complains about everything

>>58883877
Bloat

>>58883889
Great observation, genius.

>>58883930
Decent
>9gag/reddit/fb
Shit-tier
>4chan

Yes, we are aware of this.

>>58883730
nice

>>58884785
I like cheese

>>58888888
xd