Post pictures of /g/.
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>>58805217
Goddamit thick
>>58805381
>T H I C K
>H
>I
>C
>K
what are u in phone or what?
>>58805436
>in phone
>>58805436
but who was phone?
>>58805564
is that a bluescreen behind bill?
>>58805217
Bikes are technology
>>58805665
Objectively a blue screen
>>58805217
>uh maybe we should go upstairs or something
>fuck off i'm coding
These babies have made my days at work bearable so many times, but I think I'm slowly getting diabeetus
>>58805217
>>58805688
M-x rape
>>58805688
sudo sex me
[chews skin pensively]
>>58805217
>grass on bare feet
>triggered
Nerds
>>58805990
I love this pic
>>58805217
I'll bet that boomer bought that house with cash while still in grade school.
>>58805217
Technology and anime is more interesting than women.
t. Wizard of FOSS
>>58805816
>tfw I get back pain within two minutes if I sit "the correct way"
>>58806022
i bet he impregnated his wife while in grade school as well
>>58805885
>>58805893
>>58805911
>>58805928
That's /b/.
>>58806058
Need that lobar support brah
>>58805928
Is this Jordan's room?
>>58805217
this is my dream, that land, that house, that girl...
>>58806090
Most accurate yet.
>>58805768
the monitor looks really high resolution
any info about it?
>>58805956
M 2 K
2
K
>>58806114
dunno. lol.
>>58806090
god is dead
>>58805939
its the google icon
anything else?
>>58806147
and /g/ killed him
>>58806147
triggered by an 8 year old
>>58806163
>TWO 1080s
>TWO (2)
>for Minecraft
something has been lost
>>58806155
I think the thing on the curtains is supposed to look like that g
>>58806179
Note how they're not installed yet.
>>58806188
>its the google icon
>anything else?
>the thing on the curtains is supposed to look like that g
you can't be this retarded
>>58806155
the laptop is taped onto the monitor?
>>58806189
so?
>>58805217
>>58805707
>mfw the faces alone are easily discernible as fucking ugly degenerate Brit-genes
You've got to be a Brit. Only Brits are used to this pig-faced Asperger looking standard.
>>58806211
>so?
>>58806179
>for Minecraft
>>58806189
>Note how they're not installed yet.
>>58806226
First one is American second is a jew okay what else do you got for me big boy i hope its your dick cause im craving a rod in my crap flaps
>>58806226
Try living with them everyday
>>58806244
>First one is American
With Brit-genes still intact after a few centuries. That's why i said it.
>>58805707
>valve cap
>spoke reflector
>slammed saddle
>shit cable routing
>1xmeme
>brake levers butted against grips
0/10 wouldn't bang
>>58806211
>huh?
>>58806179
>huh?
>>58806189
>huh?
>>58806260
you're only saying that because she looks like Emma Watson
>>58805877
This is great.
huh?
>>58805735
this is creepy
>>58805843
What is the font size in these papers?
>>58806396
who is this semen demon?
>>58806405
it's apolo firmware in asm
>>58805911
>>58805938
>>58806012
>>58806060
>>58806090
These are pretty accurate
>>58806465
*daemon
>>58806546
kek
>>58806090
dat case tho
>>58806090
since when 13y/o are allowed here?
>>58806599
>>58805688
why would anyone use emacs
eugh disgusting
>>58805707
I would fuck the fuck out of her.
>>58806702
For 5 seconds.
>>58806726
at least 20.
>>58805988
Top fucking kek
>>58805911
>playing darksoul with a keyboard
i know this isn't /v/ but fuck this kid is retarded
>>58806090
Can't believe I'm jelly of a 13yo
>>58805816
this X2000
>>58806058
You need a bra.
Lift up your man boobs and feel how much nicer it is on your back. Then keep your back straight and let go of your chest.
>>58806667
because emacs>>all
>>58806012
Where this come from?
>>58806536
I work in an IBM datacenter
I wish it would looked this cool
instead it's like 250 people in a big room
see pic
>>58806739
If we have to look at her face I would suggest more like 5 minutes. With a bag on it is 20 secs.
>>58807137
This is how i see everyone who posts Japanese cartoon pictures. Role playing 40 year olds.
>>58807149
that's disgusting would not loose muh wizardry to this slag under any circumstances.
>>58807149
I would put a bag on my face before banging her.
>>58806862
Speaking from experience you fat turd?
>>58807209
I think she's hot af tbqhf.
>>58806862
>>58807165
SHIIIIIIIEEEEETTTTTT
>>58805956
ayy lmao
>>58807021
at least you have a job and get to wear business suits
>>58806702
I would too but she's gonna follow you home afterwards...
>>58805707
so are harpoons
>>58805564
>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>58805707
thicc
>>58805768
>commercial
>>58806141
>real life
>>58807002
Silicon valley, good show.
>>58806090
Now I'm mad.
>>58806090
why would you need 2 GTX 1080s just to play minecraft?
>>58805843
>you will never have a qt 3.14 assistant who will help you catalogue and organize your research papers, case studies, and config manuals
why even live
>>58806090
You can just see his morbid abdominal obesity and low bone density 3 years from now.
What are his parents thinking? are they trying to buy love?
>>58805735
This was literally before semiconductors were made.
the most accurate desu
>>58808177
seriously
why don't we have 24" tablets?
>>58805899
What are you some kind of faggot?
>>58808332
subtle
>>58806773
WASD
1234
LRM mouse
Other buttons.
It's totally playable what are you talking about?
>>58808145
You don't need two 1080's to play anything senpai. It's just excessive.
>>58805409
This pic is under FBI supervision.
>>58805911
>>58805217
>>58805409
Look at that setup. Just fucking look at it. I had a Commodore 64 when I was that age, and this bitch was rocking with a fucking Mac.
Fuck that hoe.
>>58805904
They had 4chan in the 70s?
>>58805911
>DS fanbase
Kek.
>>58808332
thanks anon, i just got promoted!
>>58806090
All I ever had was an AMD E1 that could barely handle flash games. That picture is just ridiculous.
>>58808611
>those lines
>>58808611
u mad
>>58808611
>filename
>via 9gag
Me in red
>>58806090
At least I'm white.
>>58808202
>assistant
She fucking programed a large amount of what's in those books. Are you stupid?
>>58809154
So while /g/ is a creep, /fit/ is a wuss. Don't know which is worse. Probably the first, because muh fucking feminism.
>>58809374
>creep
when the girl likes it it's not creepy
>>58809393
Fair enough. I suppose she has seen it coming anyway. /g/:/fit/ 1:0
>>58809154
>Implying that 6/10 old cunt deserves to be touched by a LITERAL GOD
fuck off.
>>58809423
>LITERAL GOD
are we talking about stallman or zyzz?
>>58805409
so cute :3
>>58806862
Wanna know how I know you're fat?
>>58809350
What makes you think he was implying she was only an assistant? Go whiteknight somewhere else.
>>58805899
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this.
>>58806102
You can't get 60fps in Minecraft.
>>58809448
Stallmanu is hardly a messiah.
>>58809511
>You can't get 60fps in Minecraft
what
>>58809511
if you're having trouble, try using foamfix
>>58805845
This picture is hilariously accurate for sysadmins who enjoy their job. Nothing beats the feeling of being in a completely quiet and chill server room; the perfect place to figure out problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGSMUep6_4
>>58805765
he's actually using a reel to reel tape recorder
>>58809622
related video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGkNiRFwmOg
>explains why he would not buy non-free software
>before he begins he says "by the way when people are leaving, [...] there are buttons and pins and keyrings and books in the back that you can buy"
What a fucking hypocrite.
>>58808480
Young one, that is not a Macintosh.
>>58806536
>>58809737
>been coming here for nearly a year
>see Stallman meme everywhere
>watch this video
>first time I've heard his voice
>can't stop laughing
>>58809737
Free in this context does not refer to cost in terms of money. Shows how much you know about the subject. I'm sure Stallman would buy free-as-in-freedom software if he needed to.
>>58805939
laptop taped on to monitor kek
>>58809943
He literally talks about money in the video you faglord.
>>58810027
>all that green
ayy lmao
>>58809423
>LITERAL GOD
>dies in a gay sauna
>>58809835
thank you for the full pic iv been looking for it
>>58809895
>posting in the first 2 years of coming here
rookie mistake
>>58809765
Not him, but the colorful logo looks like Macintosh to me..?
>>58810328
he's being pedantic, it's an Apple IIGS
>>58808145
it's actually not enough. remember they increased the max chunk render distance? if you set it to 32 the frames drop to 1 every 2 seconds. so two 1080s are not the tools to be bragging about to play minecraft, it'd probably instead be 32GB of 3200MHz DDR4.
>>58809154
>>58809374
You DO know the stallman pic is shoped, right?
>>58810653
none of the picture itt are real/pictures of gentoomen
except >>58808987
jordan's legit
>>58805217
>>58806599
>>58806794
how do you fuckers think this kid is 13, he's like 8 or 9 max. 13 year olds are the ones you actually post with regularly.
>>58806862
I just came to the realization that I am once again a fat fuck after doing what you said.
Looks like it's time to make /fit/ my homeboard again.
>>58809511
>85fps full settings 24 render distance staring at a fuckload of mobs
ok
>>58809511
not with your shitty 2002 thinkpad i'd imagine
>>58810724
Why do you feel the need to show off that you paid $20 to do nothing more than not type some characters on an anime site?
>>58805688
wonder where petsu is at now. bet she is in a mental ward.
>>58806058
that's because that's not the correct way. the correct way is sitting at 130 degree angle or some shit. basically not gonna happen. slink back in your chair for max comfy
>>58805904
Terry?
>>58805956
lol m2k
>>58807297
well fit innit
>>58810617
It's not pedantry to know the difference between an Apple II and a Mac.
>>58811042
No, it's autism.
>>58805768
they totally bone each other
>>58807137
>>58809586
>quiet
>server room
>>58809586
>quiet server room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oald3ivA4Vk
>>58808357
just tape 2 phones together.
>>58811204
that looks like tumbler
>>58806862
t. Chris Chan
>>58805816
son, this has almost all been disprove. leaning back at 135 degrees is the most ergonomically sound thing to do, and sitting on an exercise ball does literally nothing.
>>58805688
So is this somebody's gook hooker that they paid to fulfill an open sores fetish?
>>58812333
i hear she is/was a mod at lainchan
>>58812333
you just gave me an excellent idea
>>58812424
yep
>>58812333
She was a Lainchan mod.
Don't get her appeal, she looks like a huge attention whore. Plastering programming shit all over yourself and your computer is just signalling, an alternative mating strategy to put her on the market for a niche group of men.
>>58809474
gotta give credit where credit is due. basically anon was saying Margaret Hamilton was pretty much a /g/entoowoman herself, what with setting the standard for mission critical software engineering and all that
>>58811318
>>58811250
>>58809586
White noise is its own silence, and among the machines you manage is more zen for thinking. IE I get what this guy was saying.
Lights off, nothing but a laptop and an extra screen and the screaming of disks. Sounds good.
>>58812738
>Plastering shit all over yourself and your computer is just signalling, an alternative mating strategy to put her on the market for a niche group of men
Are you for real?
Following that logic, looking around my room I want to be fucked by game developers, audiophiles, santa, the piano guys, and a panda.
>>58812886
>le trap meme
Back to /b/ with you!
>>58811988
>Stockings plushie
>mfw 2010 was 7 years ago
>>58805217
>>58805217
>tfw installed gentoo
>>58811128
Actually it's called NOT being a Millennial.
>>58810724
>$350 cpu
>$600 gpu
>$100 monitor
>>58813038
It's called not being a turbo autist, correcting everyone on terminology while everyone is talking about the same thing. You're no different from those faggots posting "*GNU/Linux" every time someone refers to it as just Linux.
>>58806508
Alpha. As. Fuck.
>>58812931
>tfw still mad
>>58805688
>Asian
>Emacs fan
Would creampie and marry/10
>>58813038
lol no, Millennials had Apple IIs in classrooms.
>>58813099
>the same thing
Apple II
>6502 / 65816 CPU
>BASIC in ROM
>runs Apple II software
Macintosh
>68K series CPU (at that time)
>no BASIC in ROM
>runs Mac software
Millennials, everybody. Millennials.
>>58813375
Only those on the cusp of being Gen X'ers did. Millennials are winbabies.
>>58813427
>Only those on the cusp of being Gen X'ers did
No more like anybody born in the 80s and early 90s, which is about half of all Millenials.
Could even be more if you account for poor school districts that would have held onto their Apple IIs for longer.
>>58813236
careful its a lainchan admin
>>58808430
this triggers alt righters
>>58807434
One day I will wear the suit. I'm just a custodian, but I came to this country with the goal of being a leader.
>>58813503
It triggers a lot of people. That bitch is living in a self-constructed fantasy land.
>>58808177
is that manly tears?
>>58806090
feels good to be a millionaire huh?
>>58812867
>mfw sysbros come to stand up for me against the lowly "I installed a distro so I'm smart" autists
>>58813587
Been years since I've seen a pic of him, but I don't think so.
>>58805843
yer a wizard arry
>>58806773
It's actually not that bad you mentally disabled twat.
Only problem was the retarded lock on, did not even know why it was so autistic.
>>58805928
that fucking adidas chair
>>58806090
I've never wanted to rob someone so badly in my life
>>58808392
excessivbe autism that is
>>58805816
well this doesn't apply to me since I'm not a nigger right?
>>58812881
Are you a woman?
>>58813972
Why? If I am a woman I signal with every possession who I want to be fucked by, if I am a guy I am not? Fuck your double standards buddy.
>>58805928
Nice Mac Pro there
>>58806090
atleast im not autistic
>>58813038
in that case, go to bed grandpa.
>>58813999
Trips of retardation. Women != Men
>>58814088
...?
>>58813462
Your definition of millennial is weird bruh.
>>58805735
How'd you get a picture of my dad?
>>58805768
kek
>>58805877
I feel bad for Richard Stallman. After having read this, I realize he's probably just an awkward normie. What's worse is that he probably receives this kind of bullshit daily. No wonder he is afraid to browse /g/.
>>58808430
Not the only foot-print that has impact
>>58814557
>>58805877
>not with all the standard attributes
Because the lover is a parrot.
>>58805436
hola leddit
>>58812333
please don't come to lain
>>58814684
i fuckin hate you so much why do you trip nobody gives a shit about you holy fuck.
>>58814693
>please don't come to lain
I really, really, really, don't think you have much to worry about.
>>58814702
Well, nobody but you apparently, have some self respect you aren't a nobody.
:3
>>58806794
even worse you're jealous of a 13yo brazilian
>>58814747
why do you trip, don't avoid the question
>>58814766
I don't have an answer that would satisfy you.
:(
Maybe take a break or hold your breath and count backward from 10.
I'm not saying this with any real concern for your feelings, because I find it hilarious. But my motivation for doing so is pure whimsy.
>>58814820
christ you are one pretentious fuck.
>>58805688
WHERE ARE THE VIM GIRLS /g/?!!!!
>>58814836
I honestly just assumed why do you trip was rhetorical and he didn't care. But upon reflection I realize the follow up question just revealed he was a moron instead.
>>58814402
>weird
That's not how you spell accurate
>>58813503
This is bait.
>>58812980
What movie is that? For research purposes of course.
>>58814942
>le everybody born after 1979 is a millennial meme
ok
>>58808202
>assistant
lol no, she's not an assistant
>>58805837
even starbucks freshly brewed coffee and espresso tastes like absolute dog shit, their quality of beans and roast is actually horrid
i can't even imagine what wretched nightmares lie within that coffee flavored milk soft-drink
>>58815074
The one with Mr Garbage Meme himself
>>58805217
>>58816295
>>58808430
GET OUT OF MY FIELD
GET OUT OF MY FIELD
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FIELD YOU FAT FUCKING LANDWHALE BEEFGOBLINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>58808430
Let's play Spot the SJW
>>58805938
the camera caught his soul escaping
>>58813074
Samsung T260HD was $600 new, they can only be found used now.
also i literally just bought one of pic last night.
>order status still says "packaging" as if they aren't just going to slap a label on the original box and deliver it as is
>>58808430
Can I piss on the fat one?
>>58805217
>>58812032
>how it works
When you sit in a chair all day your muscles change shape to be better at sitting.
Your butt muscles get longer and your front ones get shorter.
Sitting up straight, on a ball, or doing stretches will not do fucking shit about this.
The only way to fix this is to stand up more than you sit.
>>58806276
>brake levers butted against grips
/n/igga spotted
>>58808320
>That's a man
>>58805841
/g/ - the apartment complex
>>58813099
Calling an Apple II a Mac is like calling any Lenovo notebook a ThinkPad.
Even calling a Macintosh a Mac is autism at it's finest, Macs are the new G3 and up, Macintosh are the older PPC and 68k ones.
>>58808280
Topkek, what a retard
>>58805899
What's wrong with that? It feels really nice to take off your shoes and socks and walk on grass.
>>58817653
You call every fucking box of tissue paper no matter what brand kleenex, and there is a bunch of other shit ameritards refer to by one brandname to refer to an entire product type so I don't see how it's suddenly a huge problem when I call all apple computers macs.
>>58806090
>this post will get a lot of poorfag replies
Topkek.
>>58808320
I used to work with her. Never met her in person, she worked at our London office. Pretty sure she got fired.
>>58812738
Jesus Christ, can't you at least try to act like women are people too
necrobump, if i could interject a moment
I think the reason some people use trips are because of the attention, and the [you] they get.
Just the other day I saw a desktop of some guy running an alternative operating system and the clever fellow had made himself a You counter that kept track of the number of replies he received!
>>58806536
It's really quite a shame that's some hotel or something today.
>>58809835
>>58806536
Work for IBM, and you'll be working late hours alone, and on display for people to see.
You'll also be spelling your words with extraneous E's
>>58808430
>dat patch of condensation the fat chick leaves on the chair.
>>58808430
http://www.racked.com/2014/8/26/7579315/female-ceos-in-underwear-dear-kate-lookbook
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>>58818441
This one gets me hard.
>>58818481
So they're a bunch of smart cunts that are capitalizing on stupid cunts and feminized males to create "content" and getting advertisingbux for companies whose target audience are stupid cunts and feminized males. Sad!
This is why I say that modern medicine has gone too far in saving people that have no business being alive.
>>58808430
Oh god is that a Surface RT?
>>58818481
>ywn hatefuck some fat sjw
I just love the idea of fucking some girl even though she despises me and vice versa
>>58805938
well if /g/ thinks they are a high school girl from a dating sim / vn that was made into an anime, end yourself.
>>58818588
>>58805841
>you will never be surrounded in all directions by autistic neckbeards at work AND at home
>>58808430
That fatty upped the carbon emissions of the company threefold.
>>58818514
Smart?
>>58818541
This is a common fantasy.
>>58818711
Smarter in the sense they're cashing in on a culture where faggotry is pushed so hard
BY THE KIKES
>>58818746
OK, I can agree. Have a free fatty.
>>58818760
That's actually my fetish but they can't look like dumb cunts and have their ass on backwards. There is hot fat and gross fat. Having that much, uh, abdominal fat is very unhealthy for the organs and shit; as such this bitch has shit genetics and my anaconda don't want none.
>>58818824
That sort of image blurring should be easily reversed nowadays, wouldn't it?
>>58818904
I was thinking that, I heard about some "swirly-face" pado that was caught when the algorithm was reversed. Huh I wonder if an older/unused/obscure enough program would be more suited for not cracking.
>>58818904
depends. Some blurring algorithms don't actually destroy much information, some destroy quite a lot. The more blurry and pixellated it looks, the less likely it is to be reversible.
>>58818711
>Fuck perfect I'll just die from diabetes and heart disease
>>58819176
I think they do this on purpose to cost the rest of us more in the long term, a sort of big 'fuck you' to civilization itself.
>>58809737
>MUH GIBSMEDATS!
>MUH EVERYTHING FREEEEEEEEE
LMAO is this guy literally retarded?
>>58805493
Haha
Kek
>>58805493
put me in the reddit screenshot
>>58818514
>modern medicine has gone too far in saving people that have no business being alive.
Yeah, people such as (You)