Are there even any jobs that aren't webdev or mobile?

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>>58775884
>tfw 22 and almost beardless and want a big-ass beard
Life is hard

>>58775964
Don't worry, I'm almost 29 and beardless too.

>>58775884
Was accurate for me.

yes of course wtf

>>58775964
If your jaw has even an ounce of definition, you don't need a beard to look good. Beards are for covering up genetic weakness m8.

>>58776554
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>>58776622
You forgot your text.

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>>58775884
Plenty, just look outside IT and you will find them.

>>58776654
:^)

Beards are nothing but a nuisance
I always wanted to grow one, now I wish I didn't

>>58775884

java monkeys tend to get younger these days.

>>58775964
>tfw beard since 17

>>58775884
Not if you don't have 10+ years of experience.

If you're just starting out, mobile and webdev is your best bet. I'd go into mobile because webdev is FULL of retards and people who don't know what they're doing. Mobile takes more skill and is harder to get into... but the pay and coworkers are 100x better.

>>58777123
Back end web developers are far more intelligent than both of them. Although they're usually assholes.

>>58775964
>tfw 33
>tfw can only grow some half-assed goatee
life is suffering, anon, but we must push on

>tfw 24
>tfw i can grow magnificent beard in 2 months but my gf don't want me to do it

>>58777401
This is the worst of both worlds.

>can't grow a glorious beard
>still have to shave regularly or your face winds up looking gross

is basic actually a basic language in terms of what it cam do

>>58777394
I don't see how "back end" is inherently harder than mobile dev.

it all depends entirely on the work that you're doing. Like, what the fuck is this shitty opinion?

Back end could be anything. Mobile could be anything. What the hell guys.

>>58775884

just educate yourself with mediocre knowledge of linux. Some obscure Chinese startup will hire you to port linux stable kernel to their shitty board.

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>>58776554
lmao do you use the same logic to justify being a sub-six foot manlet?

>>58775884
database, data analysis, cybersecsecurity, networking.
That sort of stuff still needs new blood

>>58775884
Learn html5 and do games for all devices
Or do mobile version of websites

>>58775884
Embedded/firmware
Where C still reigns and you'll need some basic electronics

>>58777852
Strange way to spell C++. Oh wait, you're just a middleschool dropout spouting literal nonsense. Yes, I'll take fries with that.

>>58776554

>jaw definition is genetic

fucking plebs don't even know what viriculture is

>>58777943

real C programmer reimplements polymorphism on the fly because it's so elegant to waste stack and time debugging instead of let the compiler prove code is sane for you.

>>58777943
Nah most embedded microprocessors have a custom ISA. Not many compilers target that ISA. You usually have to use the C compiler provided by the vendor.

>>58775884
No

>>58777722
But those are all webdev you silly anon.

>>58775884
That image is sexist.

>>58778513
You're wrong, due to the majority demographic of CS is male.

>>58777722
First one you don't get as a job without years of experience, second one is boring as dirt, third one is a position long term IT employees are promoted into generally, last one is viable only if the h1bs haven't gobbled them all up.

>tfw applied for nearly 50 jobs but no reply
>tfw same with grad school.

I think I should sudoku.

>>58777451
grow it anyway you pussy

>>58779117
Change your name to Pajeet Kumar and get a tan

>>58775884
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GROUP PERL WITH BASIC EVER

>>58776554
this is unfortunately true. I want to grow a nice big beard but my jaw isn't weak asf so I don't want to make everyone think it is by covering it up

>>58776554
I thought beards were code for wife beater, whilst fat+nobeard+grin meant paedophile

>>58779775
perl isn't grouped with basic, they're both being grouped with the beard.

>>58780080
but that's not even a beard

>>58779930
just stop thinking about it

there are ZERO RATIONAL REASONS for shaving
anyone who says otherwise belongs on /fa/

>>58780154
>there are ZERO RATIONAL REASONS for shaving
what if i objectively look more attractive clean shaven

>>58780063
I'm gay with a beard, how can I be a wife beater.

>>58778408
>most
>source: my ass

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>>58777943
>the current state of /g/

post like this is why you won't find engineers or educated people on here

kill yourselves

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>>58775884
>brown beard
>uses Lisp
>also uses Java
I think it's time for you to find another board, my friend. Probably >>>/a/ or >>>/b/

>>58780063
mullets and long head hair is wife beater.

beards are hipsters tier now.

>>58780280
>I'm gay with a beard, how can I be a wife beater
>I'm gay
>with a beard

I don't know. You tell me.

>>58782727
This is good desu

>>58777697
shorter people liver longer anon. Enjoy your heart complications you freak