>I'm here for the developer position

>>58651901
Real devs don't look like that, he suits more like a marketting person/salesman

>>58651969
ya that's the point

>>58651969
>>58652011
How do they look?

kill yourself

Should I attach a pic of my waifu in my application to show I'm the real deal?

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>>58651969
>>58652011
>>58652029
Morons. You always overdress for job interviews.

>>58652043
Make sure it's a good one and be prepared to defend her from the alpha weeb heading the department

>>58652029
Clarks desert boots, chinos and a dress shirt maybe with a light sweater over it

>>58651901
Your beard isn't long enough. Try again in 15 years.

>>58651901

> Terribly knit tie
> Bad posture
> Oversized/not fitted jacket

I would not hire this salesman

>>58652138
forgot to mention the buttplug

although not immediately visible, still a valuable asset to any wardrobe

>>58652237
you're not a cultural fit for our environment

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>I'm here for the embedded systems design engineer position

>>58653780
Funny thing, one of the guys we have on the server rack team looks like that, down to the sleeve of tats
He's a fun guy

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>I'm here for the dev rock star position

I saw a CHAD programmer once. He was a manlet CHAD though.

>>58651969
Riiiight Pajeet
I'd hire him just because I understand what he's saying

>>58651901
>tfw you won't hire him and start to blackmail him after a month because the work he does is absolute garbage
>he won't kneel below your desk every Tuesday and Friday sucking you until completion, swallowing it all because he doesn't want it accidentally splashing on his fancy suit and letting others know of his shame

Life is suffering

>>58652029
Shitskins (indians)

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>>I'm here for the Node js position

>>58651901
My old roomate bought a 1000 dollar suite for an interview to go with his 500 dollar shoes. He was a really fag and i am glad i don't live with him. I always show up to an interview in a polo because that is what i will be wearing everyday

daily reminder to never hire fat guys unless they have beards

>>58654216
>wearing a polo every day

sounds pretty faggy desu. I wear overalls

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>>58654245
>>58654245
A true alpha

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>>58651901
>Sorry sir we already hired Yakshit for the position due to his high experience with android ROMs

>>58654245
Not him but what's wrong with polo shirts?
Stallman wears a red polo shirt every day
Polos are cheap too. I pay $10-$15 for mine.
Plus $30 jeans (at most). There you go, adequate developer outfit.

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>>58654275
>he doesn't wear overalls

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>>58654285
Tfw too smart for polos

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>>58654245
>>58654285
Janey Briggs pls go

>>58654275
They look like shit almost every time. Just wear a plain T or a shirt.

>>58652237
>>>/fit/

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>>58651901
>flat grey tie

>>58652045
this

>>58652045
>>58655400
once had a guy interview for a junior QA position in a full suit. pretty much everyone's immediate response after he left was "wtf why did he wear a suit?"

i've worn dark jeans and a black polo to pretty much every tech interview but i feel like could've gone in shorts and a t shirt

>>58651901
>go to job interview as fat neckbeard
>rejected, "not technologically competent enough"
>lose 300 kg
>next month dress up as cute girl
>just like in the one anime
>knee socks and panties
>fake boobs made of balloons filled with glue
>go to job interview
>rejected, "not technologically competent enough"
>tell them I'm a woman
>tell them I have a blog
>tell them they don't know me
>tell them they don't deserve me anyway
>rip a few sheets of paper that just rolled out of the printer
>tell them I don't tolerate misogynist behavior
>tell them I will sue them
>they become afraid
>sorry sorry, maybe we can figure something out
>get hired
>10-5 job (dressing up daily costs an extra hour, this is included in my contract)
>6 figure salary
Nice suit.

>>58656024
paystub or it didn't happen

>>58656075
You just mad you just met rich woman.

>>58651901
>skinny end of tie is longer than the fat end
THIS IS NOT OK

>>58651901
>cis white male
DROPPED

>>58651901
No, we don't want your resume, fill out the online application like everyone else.

Also, we require 3 yrs+ of full time development experience. Your internships don't count since they were not full time.

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>hi, I'm here for the front-end dev interview

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>Hi, I'm here for the NodeJS kernel development manager interview

>I'm here for the autismbux
<>===OP

>>58655559
What a faggot of an industry.
That guy did it correctly.

>>58653811
>put metal box in slot
yeah, highly skilled labor

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>>58652045
>calle
is this a meme?

>>58656914
lmfao are those chicken breasts?

>>58651901

You mean, he's your new boss. The gel helps him be qualified for project management despite the fact that he doesn't know how to turn on his computer.

>>58655559
Leo Tolstoy once said "it is better to bow too low, than too high."

Fuck off with this shit.

>>58654275
You're really going to use Richard Stallman as your example of good fashion sense?

>>58658084
That man is a god and you know it.