/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>58300050
hi is this where the hdb invites are?

First for Pedro's

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this fucking "autism cube".

The little ball thing is completely un-calibrated. Lets say that it takes .1 pounds of pressure to move it left to right, right? It takes .3 pounds of pressure or whatever to move it up and down even while lubricated.

>>58300073
If you're annoyed by such a small thing, I guess autism is a good diagnosis anon.

>>58300050
Hey OP what makes it the
>Read 4Chan™ Rules® Edition ?

>>58300084
Gay autism

>>58300084
> Do not just share coupons, they might be refferals which are illegal.
> Do not create 'real' /csg/ threads next to existing threads.
4Chan is anonymous and anyone can make any thread, as long as it doesn't already exist.

Having said that, wouldn't want this discussion fuck this thread up too.

>link /ptg/ to /csg/
This gon be gud.

My item took is taking ages to arrive and the buyer protection was running out so I asked the seller to extend it, they took too long so I opened a dispute, now they extended it and want me to cancel my dispute. Can I open another dispute if it still doesn't arrive in time?

>>58300112
Yes.

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>>58300108
Oh fucking god.

>>58300112
No don't close it can't dispute twice

>>58300112

Maybe

>>58299982
That's probably not even compatible with the BM800. Or, if you're lucky it'll just give 5 volts of very noisy phantom power (Computers generate a lot of noise...) and that's coming from a F200FL user.

This might work: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cable/32583966829.html

>>58300115
>>58300135
>>58300144
Thanks

xth for AB is cabal

>>58299681

>UMi

As an owner of an UMi eMax, I seriously hope you don't do this.

hello goys

I need a nice looking pencil, preferably silver or black/rose gold

Is gearbest a decent vendor for office supply?

>>58300402
I dislike gearbest. Their customer service is crap. Aliexpress has a better customer experience and is just as cheap most of the time.

>>58300412
>most of the time
yeah... mostly identical and ali is cheaper concerning watches

>customer service
never had any correspondance wih 'em, cause I never had a single problem

only thing I disklike is that they seem to control feedback on products which is a no-go

now any pencil experience? :^)

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http://www.kyoex.com/docomo-fujitsu-f-03d-girls-popteen-phone-unlocked/

gf wants this phone because she hates apple and isn't sure about a huawei phone yet. worth getting or should i just get her the huawei?

>>58300470
tell her to start being a real nip and get an iphone like literally everyone isn't isn't an ojiichan or in elementary school

also, just did a fireworks captcha had to do like 10 of them wtf is this cancerr

>>58295481
This is a gspot vibe, not a prostate vibe.
Seriously it even has a bit for the clitoris

>>58300470
Get the Huawei
Nip smartphones are utter shit (Yes even Sony)

>>58300112
Say that you'll close the dispute once it arrives.

>>58300499
it's dual use.

the clitoris part can be considered a handle or "perennial arm", but i agree it's better suited for female anatomy.

personally i really really really want a Lelo Loki Wave.

I just can't justify spending that much right now.

Mi4C is getting updated to nougat soon, best chink purchase of 2016? Bought my mom/dad/sister all a Mi4C when they were at $99, blown away by the value of that phone and it getting 7.0 is icing on the cake.

http://s.aliexpress.com/7rmmuAra
Any chance these Natruehike socks could be counterfeit?

>>58300430
I bought this .7mm all metal, good weight. Should of got the 2mm. Got for $6 though

REDCIRCLE 600
http://s.aliexpress.com/JbeYRrAz
(from AliExpress Android)

>>58300555
>Natruehike
Kek . Nope completely legit.

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>>58300050
>2c type C cable
What?

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Got my nomos today with no branding on the backside. I dont know, anon. It looks so feminin, right? :S

>>58300631
>feminin
Just your girly wrist

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>>58300499
Soooo they are liars?

>>58300073
Got my autism cube for free because the ball wasnt clickable

Did the Waffles owner run with the bitcoins?

>>58300611
$0.02

>>58300683
autism inception

>>58300691
that's /ptg/ you're looking for, fampai

>>58300683
I didnt even know that it was supposed to be clickable.

Another complaint of mine is the joystick. It barely moves side to side, it stopped clicking in less than a minute, and it feels like a three year old N64 controller that has lived through four Mario Party games.

>>58300631
im waiting for the black one

>>58300699
I understood that part, but how and why?

>The item is at the PostNL sorting center

Why has it been at the PostNL sorting center for 30 days?

>>58300732
Generous chink seller

>>58300746
Because mummy never loved you.

>>58300720
Link

>>58300772
There is no such thing as a generous chink.

>>58300779
>>58300720
NVM

>>58300784
This kind of glib racism makes everyone feel uncomfortable. Please just say "modern Chinese culture emphasises the importance of being careful with one's money" in future.

>>58300661
When have the chinks ever told the truth?

>>58300890
>When have the chinks ever told the truth?
More then the Jews ever have... so like once

autism cube arrived, and tea apparently is at a collection point
will post pics in a couple of hours unless it's drugs and the cops are waiting for me

>>58300892
epic m8, but I feel like your posts would be better appreciated over at reddit.com

what is a good link for the autism cube?

w2c velour pads 4 superlux hd668b, famiglia?

>>58300956
I bought mine at gaybeast
seems to be of good quality compared to the shit people post, but you can't pick colors

I don't recommend buying one at all desu, just fiddle with a lighter or some shit

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>>58300937
Maybe you're right, follow the instructions in the pic, post timestamp and I will be off

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>>58300561
thanks, pal

have batarangs
http://www.gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_366450.html

>>58300631
looks too thick, show sides

>>58301055
Stop pretending to be Dirty Reviews.

>>58301182
Don't forget to like and subscribe!

>>58301218
fuck off lithu

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Should i buy this thing for my tv? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CHEAP-ASS-TV-INTERNET0-BOX/32721555689.html

Does this have a AV out or not? its for my normal widescreen tv from pic. no hdmi bullshit

>>58300746
I am waiting for a keyboard also stuck at PostNL sorting center for a month. Wtf.

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I can't be assed to send the tablet in, do you think I can push for more out of them?

>>58301428
Burned in screen right? Try and get them to refund half of the price to your GB Wallet.

>>58301218
Fuck off Lithu

>>58301436
Yes, I'll try that.

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>>58300050
What is the best usb hub for a pc?

I want something that is cheap but still kinda reliable.

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Any anons from burgerland have any recent experience with Aliexpress Standard shipping?

An ali supplier I regularly go to advised me not to use epacket shipping, after I asked if they could combine 2 items in the same box, due to recent "epacket delays".

Seller told me that they switched to Aliexpress Standard shipping and recommended that, instead of the epacket I've used many many times.

Do I go with Aliexpress standard or do I stick with epacket?

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>>58300480
>fireworks captcha
Anon what the fuck are you doing?

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Who are they quoting?

The Baseus El-01 make my ear tickles..

Chink shit production at full speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWkeJREta_I

What do you think Mitu's boypussy feels like?

>>58301869
Aliexpress Standard shipping is masterrace shipping

>>58302028
Furry, a bit crusty, with a gamey smell to it

If you're into rabbit buttholes then more power to you.

>>58300499
The g-spot doesn't exist you goofus.

>>58302037
Do you have an example with a recent delivery from China to the US?

>>58300746
>>58301256
wtf I hate the dutch now

Post all the different shipping services you've received chink packages from thus far. I'll start
>China Post
>Singapore Post
>Czech Post
>PostNL
>ePacket

>>58302069
Neither does the moon but they still built shit to send there

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Was asking a seller about a remote setup for a light, who knew female sales people were actually female

>>58302095
>Malaysia Post
>EMS
>Magyar Posta
>YANWEN international express
>Singapore Post
>Direct Link
>SF Express
>4PX Express

>>58302143
Missed China Post, thought it was the first one I pasted in

>>58302126
they look like male fingers though
asian guys tend to let their nails grow a bit longer

>>58302171
I kinda thought that but the fingers look pretty dainty... Then again idk many east asian guys

>>58301869
>epacket delay
I can confirm this. 3-4 months ago it's just 2-3 weeks max now its around a month.

Anyone with experience with the Tennmak Crazy Cellos?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Tennmak-Crazy-Cello-Hi-Res-In-Ear-Loseless-Metal-Earphone-High-Quality-Ensurance/1183804_32755873753.html

I don't feel like getting memed into lo-fi shit

does aliexpress have a non googleplay link for the app

>>58301869
Aliexpres Standard is the fastest of the cheapest methods, also real tracking.

>>58302463
Seconding this

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>>58301915
i got a captcha that was some 'official' fireworks cartoons and you had to select all squares that had fireworks in them

it made me do 10 of them

pic related

discord link doesnt work

>>58302510
My question was why the fuck aren't you using 4chan-x with the "captcha v1" option?

>>58302401
Looks good but it's 2expensive4me and for that price you can buy a gud 'branded' one.

>>58301915
i didnt have word captcha in a year.
it's all 'spot the coffee' 'choose the store front'
and since a week or so its the fireworks >>58302510

>>58302521
the native expansion has that option as well

>>58302510
That's old news bro

>>58302516
>discord link doesnt work
and nothing of value was lost

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>>58300631
Looks fuckhuge.

>>58302516
link works fine, you sure you're not banned?

>>58302621
I have the same watch. Anon just have feminine wrists and hands

>>58302521
now i do, thanks

captcha is cancer tho fuck this shit

>>58302081
>Tfw in Netherlands and PostNL is has godspeed.

>>58300631
No it just looks like a cheap ass watch

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my y-start jin02 arrived from gaybeast!

super well built, super sharp out of the box - i can cut my arm hair with it. oiled it, but at prima vista i can say it's very well worth the money. I find the axis lock strange, i've had just an in-line lock with my previous folding knife. I expect the lock and blade to loosen up and move more freely.

10/10 would buy again.

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>>58301241
Halp pls

My Redmi 4 Prime arrived. I'm liking it so far.
What are the benefits of xiaomi.eu?

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anyone have an average in wait time for gearbest to get out its processing stage. Nearly 3 weeks now.
2 weeks ago they said the items isnt in stick and to wait 10 days. Its pass that now, if i wait will it go through, im patient enough if i know its going through, or am i fucked

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Nixie tubes anyone?

Couldn't find much, aside from way overpriced ones, appropriately priced ones which seem salvaged, and that's it. No actually cheap alternative, not even fake LED nixies, nothing.

Anyone knows more?

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>>58303080
How long is a piece of string? It depends on how long it takes them to get the out of stock item from their supplier.
What was it?

>>58301241
I just got one from fleabay, if your TV doesn't have hdmi it might not be worth it. Currently use a rpi kodi is great

>>58303130
xiaomi mechanical keyboard, the last message was 5-10 days till they get restocked.

guys if you're in the UK, TopCashBack does 8.25% cashback which is pretty fucking high

wish i knew that before i ordered my redmeme

>>58303191
£0.20 has been deposited into your TopCashBack™ account.

>>58301941
they're great aren't they

>>58303165
Ah, I know nothing about the state of the Chinese gaymen keyboard market so can't help you specifically.
In general Gearbest have been known to string people along with promised arrival dates which don't happen. Banggood have it in stock at the moment and they tend to be more honest about their stock levels, plus they give you an explicit option to cancel the order and are much quicker to split orders into several shipments if some items are out of stock.
I'd say cancel the Gearbest order and get it from Banggood instead, since your guess is as good as mine as to when the former will get it back in stock.

>>58300631
Link please

>>58301856
Aukey

>>58303335
hmmm, good stuff thanks for the info anon

>>58300631
Too big and too tall frame
Looks like cheap chink shit

>>58301856
ugreen,orico,aukey,anker,vention,voxlink

>>58300631
>1 2 1 4 1 [null] 1 8 10 1 12

>>58300720
yes, but what about the watch?

>>58303080
The more expensive your item is, the longer it takes GB to process it.

Order a $5 item, it ships the next day.

Order a $100 item, it ships in 2 weeks.

>>58303515
what about what about the watch ?

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Was away from the office for the holidays and a bunch of chink shit was waiting for me when I got back today:
> wifi repeater
> a bunch of screen protectors to resell
> instruments for popping zits
> a huge card holder
> various razor blades
> a ROCK cable
> a wall mount to put my razor
> plastic legs to give my laptop some clearance below and prevent overheating
> a dozen microfiber cloths to clean glasses/screens and stuff
Will do a short review of something if anyone wants

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>>58303133
Is it good? i already have a hdmi to rca but i rather hook it up directly.
is the 1 gb ram good or maybe should i just get 2 gb ram? ok thanks

Posting again in case someone missed, I have some aliexpress coupons to share. Reminder that these only work for new members.

$8 off $40 (4 out of 5 taken)
http://s.aliexpress.com/zqU77Vz6

$5 off $25 (0 out of 10 taken)
http://s.aliexpress.com/iuYVfYfq

$2 off $10 (0 out of 10 taken)
http://s.aliexpress.com/vMZBVR7r

>>58303612
show us how the instruments for popping zits work

>>58303612
why do you get it sent to work? why would a boss allow this

>>58303643
Is it ok to make a new account? And link the same card to alipay for the new account?

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>My first order on AliExpress
>Order a Chinese smartphone
>24 hour process to verify payment
>They take the money from my bank account
>Order closed

>>58303724
just wait and you get money back

>>58303724
Call the credit card company and tell them to put that shit back
Don't tell me you actually use debit?

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>>58303703
No mention in the terms and conditions whether you're allowed to use the same card or not

>>58303677
Don't have anything to use em on right now but will make a webm when something pops up just for u bb

>>58303683
It's standard practice here. If I send it to my home address I wont be there to pick it up and they'll make me walk to the post office to get my shit.

When I send it to the office even if I'm not there (like now), someone else can sign and leave em on my desk. I've been doing this for months now, one of the bosses does it as well (gets delivered headphones and watches from Ali/eBay all the time)

>>58303782
You can get your money back on debit as well, pretty easy with MasterCard. Heard it's a bit of a hassle with Visa/Maestro

>>58303771
>>58303782

Yeah, on the order for that item it says the refund is processing, I should get my money back tomorrow. It's from a reputable seller and I actually want to buy the phone, don't really know why they would close my order.

>>58302885
btw thank you knife anon!

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>>58303703
Don't use Alipay
Customer support will straight up give your password to anyone who asks, and the only reason that asshat didn't get away with $250 of hair is because I don't save payment info

>>58303890
you what? that sounds like bs to the nth degree

>>58303703
thanks anon

>>58303677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9SL_lrKmKs

any reccomended tempered glass brands?

>>58303917
It's not
Someone made a new email address, which was mine with the L replaced with an I, went to customer support, gave them their email and told them to send a new password to it.
Chinks are really that incompetent, the way I got my account back was by telling them to change the email of the account to a different address, they didn't even ask for a password, they just did it

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>>58300631
btw that's supposed to be just 3mm bigger than my daily driver, but looks much larger than that. or is your hand really that small.

>>58303952
baseus, nillkin, baixin ,cafele, usams,rock

>>58303972
this is the fist time i have heard of this happening

>>58303241
who wouldn't want 8% cashback? i didn't even give a code

how many people are in this thread so poor they can't even order chinkshit so they troll? kek

>>58304175
because you have to pay for a pro membership to get greater than 1% cashback
and topcashback is shit

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>>58304310
no you don't?

cashback is a scam

>>58304396
how?

>>58304362
they have a free pro plus trial bullshit for the first month or so
>>58304410
marketing details are being sold as we speak

>>58303107
all ive found are kits from Ukraine. They run like 80 bucks on ebay.

>>58304362
Aren't you the same guy who got banned for posting his TopCashback referral link before? Same cashout amounts

>>58304423
lol a botnet conspiracy theorist. who cares? your details are already out there being tracked and traded, might as well get paid

maybe USA fags have some bullshit pro trial, UK one is legit. they have stiff competitors (but muh market forces) so don't seem doing starting it

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I don't really need to buy anything right now. Why am I spending time reading this thread?

>>58304449
Comfy gotta find a way to get paid now he's not allowed to monetize his videos anymore

>>58304449
nope, never mentioned topcashback before, i guess your autism is mixing up the amounts. go to college ,anon

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Got chink mango with my package

>>58304626
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56756798#p56757356 easy mistake to make you smarmy faggot

>>58304692
not the cashback guy (which is fine by me), but you are one sad cunt. jesus fucking christ, get a fucking life, if you can't ignore something, just fuck off and kill yourself.

>>58304734
Shut up smarmy cunt, you're not fooling anybody with your identical all lower case illiterate writing style. Stop pretending to be other people.

>>58304761
i'm the £GBP topcashback guy and i didn't post before

fair play if you wanna edit together images quickly. but don't be butthurt about me helping other anons

>>58304794
I wasn't even butthurt you massive faggot. I asked a question if you were the same guy politely enough, you made some illiterate insult post that I'm autistic and should go to college, I post the archive link saying "easy mistake to make" and you fly off the handle like a loon. Go cash out some more chump change. Dumb kid.

>>58304834
i'm enjoying my cashback, are you?

>>58304852
I have a job and don't need to sell my soul to marketing firms for some pennies. Already selling my soul enough 9-5 every week. More power to you if 8% cashback changes your life and allows you to buy a few more tendies for mummy to cook up.

Can anyone rec a cheap and reliable solution to phantom power a BM800?

>>58304891
YOU DON'T NEED A DEDICATED PHANTOM POWER UNIT!

Stop spreading this miss information!

You need an audio interface, the cheapest one is the Behringer UM2, but for some voodoo reasons (actually because a chipset desing) you can use a $1 USD audio card has audio interface because it feeds 4.5V to the microphone circuit and that's enough to make it work, also those $1USD cards have AGC (Automatic Gain Control) something a Phantom Power unit doesn't, so that alone makes the $1 USD card a safer option, why you ask? because if you plug a BM-800 to a Phantom Power unit then to a PC with a shit sound card you will still a low gain audio, aka low volume.

TL;DR: 1.- Buying a dedicated Phatom Power unit is dumb, 2.- Buying a Behringer UM2 is WAY better than buying a Phantom Power unit, 3.- An $1USD sound card is a safer purchase than a Phantom Power unit

>>58302643
it says its expired

>>58304902
If you only want it to to sound loud and clear and you don't care about white noise, get the $1 USD sound card (get 2-3 due high DOA rates)

Don't be lazy, go search for "USB Sound Card 7.1" and check the image reviews, people post images of the internals on several of those reviews, once you find reviews from the past week or two with the old somake desing, you're safe to purchase from them.

If you want it to sound nice and clear for a home studio, get the U-Phoria UM2.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fake-cat-is-fake/32663746362.html

My fake cat toy arrived. It miaows three times when you press its belly. Despite its miaows sounding laughably artificial, each time you press it my cat miaows three times in response.

I love it.

>>58304991
make a video of it please, sounds fucking hilarious

>>58304991
Seconding >>58305018

>>58304991
Which one the fake one?

Jokes aside it's funny how they're even the same color

>>58304991
tell us when your cat gets cat cancer anon

Do we ever try to combine some "get it free" from gearbest to help eachother out? I mean i guess if one of us is purchasing something we might as well try to get it free for another anon?

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>>58304991
>>58305018
>>58305106
>>58305132
>>58305156
this is now a кoт thread.

post rare кoтs

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My GearBest order might be arriving tomorrow, only a week after their estimated date.

Nice!

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>>58300915
Not going to bother posting pics of the tea, but it came with this note.

Censored links, as I don't want to shill the store if they're just trying to trick us into buying more tea.

>>58305264
Well aliexpress is banning tea

>>58305275
There's no official statement, and stores are giving different dates as to when the ban is happening. It might be a trick.

Anyone from EU tried ordering redmi note 4 from chinks.
My friend ordered it and didn't have to pay anything, while I read on forums that everyone had to pay tax 25% + import charges

>>58305264
>"Tea"

interesting that they would put it in inverted commas

btw any of you gents have links to the good "tea" to buy before its stopped

>>58305264
"tea"

>>58305287
nah, chinks have their workarounds.

only through dhl do you get import duty. chinks skirted this by saying i recieved a 30 USD Phablet with 1 USD shipping for a non comercial sample.
paid £5 import duty to have it quick

>>58305181
Actually this is pretty smart, count me in if you find a way to coordinate this equitably.

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>>58305235

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>>58305264
>>58305275
Cor' blimey!
Tis like anudda Boston Tea Party!

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what's an autism cube

>>58305380
I guess if everyone is okay with it we could just post our "get it free" links in case anyone else had the need for something similar.

I that some years ago we all got free mousepads because of some affiliate link "bug" where you needed someone to use the link but they could get it free when someone used their code, and all it took was one person in the end to buy a $1 mousepad.


I am currently looking at a pair of openback headphones on gearbest called "Somic V2" which are available with get-it-free.

>>58305334
So from where do I order?

I found these 2 on ali
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Non-DHL/32768587185.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DHL/32768587185.html

>>58305471
fidget cube

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My first order of chink shit just got here. I know the sharks are overpriced, but I had to get some.

>>58305484
I've just checked the terms and it only works if the ones using your referral link are new users ;(

Is there any clones of the granite dsa or royal navy dsa keycaps on aliexpress? Can't seem to find any myself.

>>58300984
why not recommend? Just not worth?

>>58303613
Some of the kodi plugins are ram hungry

>>58305421
suomi

what do I search for on aliexpress to find dw replicas?

>>58305264
Okay so is "tea" a synonym for drugs or what?

>>58305486
you sure you want mediakek?

add to cart, select DHL

depends on your country, but the tax could be up to the offical amount. I somewhat doubt it though so expect to pay less than half you should be. I suppose you could add a message to the order but most chinks just do it on their own accord.

>>58305555
Nice digits
>X3
I'm kind of jealous
Can you compare it to an iPod classic?

>>58305676
Never had an iPod Classic, so I can't really compare them.

>>58305587
aah that is some bullshit.
Im getting more and more annoyed at gearbest. Just had long dispute with their customer support, they seem so clueless.

>>58305644
>>58305644
https://www.aliexpress.com/af/2016-Womens-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Fashion.html?ltype=wholesale&d=y&origin=n&isViewCP=y&catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170103120439&SearchText=2016+Womens+Mens+Watches+Top+Brand+Luxury+Fashion&blanktest=0&isAfChannel=y

>>58305739
I have iPod classic. Not really much difference between XDuoo X2. Of course iPod has excellent navigation but X2 has better battery life

>>58305779
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Womens-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Fashion-Casual-Watch-Quartz-Watch-Ladies-Watch-Female-Clock/32672575202.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.70.819Cgj&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10099_10078_10079_10077_426_10103_10073_10102_10096_10052_10053_10050_10107_10106_10051,searchweb201603_3,afswitch_5_afChannel&btsid=b687b438-377e-4661-a1db-1ca7685a925c
Are these going to have the original logo or do I have to ask the seller?

>>58305808
It's better you ask. I bought without brand a long time ago and I received with one

>>58305808
Ask

>>58305797
I'm currently waiting for a 2000mAh battery to replace the stock 580mAh.
80hours music playback here I come.

What happened to Major Marshalls fakes?

>>58305603
I'm not autistic enough to carry it around, and when I'm at home I can just do something else

will probably mostly sit on a shelf

Can you buy information from taobao?

>>58305955
I don't see any reason buying xDuoos if you already have an iPod. Latter is superior esp. with custom firmware it's just expensive af

>>58306028
Yeah but upgrading the iPod classic's storage to 256gb is just as expensive as a xduoo x3..
>with custom firmware it's just expensive af
Wat? You can put rockbox on both without costs?

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Not needing itunes to load music onto an xduoo makes them worthwhile

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ZUK Z2 Pro 6GB+128GB Version Gets Slashed to ¥1999 ($287)
http://www.gizmochina.com/2017/01/03/zuk-z2-pro-6gb128gb-version-gets-slashed-%C2%A51999-287/

Go get em lads, you simply can't get anything better than that for the money.

>>58306117
Rhythmbox can load music onto an iPod as well. And so can other music players.

>>58306117
the iPod Nanos are so cute though

>>58306183
If I had $300 to spend on a phone I wouldn't be buying them from AliExpress...

First real day in January and 3 packages I am waiting for have delivered. A key holder that works but seems to loosen itself in my pocket. A knife that cut me as I was trying to close it because there was no instructions, may dispose of it cause locking knives are banned in my country and it was never advertised as a locking knife. Also a massive rucksack which I ordered in black but desert digital camo arrived.

>>58304530
meh its fun

>>58304530
You're empty inside and you're trying to fill that void with chink shit.

>>58306318
thats because aliexpress isnt supposed to sell locking knives so they don't mention it in the description and photoshop out the locking mechanism in photos.

also how did you manage to cut yourself
are neets really this badly off

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>>58306117
Bullshit you don't need iTunes to transfer files

>>58306318
>kife
>rucksack
>never goes outside

>>58305264
please post your opinions on the tea you bought I'm deciding what to buy next

>>58306318
Chinked x3

Is it true that some Xiaomi phones come with malware preinstalled? I plan on ordering from Goldway but they say that they open the box to check if "everything is fine". Are they known for doing shady shit like installing malware? Can you tell them to keep the box originally sealed? How do I make sure that there is no malware on the phone? Is just factory resetting and installing a global MIUI ROM via the update app enough?

>>58300784
This is why you never get free shit you racist nigger

>>58306028
>Latter [iPod] is superior
don't buy into the wolfson hype a modern xduoo will be better than most old ipods and likely on par with the modern ones

>>58306417
Miui comes with analyticscore.apk
Flash a custom ROM no matter what it runs.

>>58306404
don't think I'm having any today, bought one of those sample thingies. Will post if I find anything I like a lot!

>>58306453
Or just buy something better like a zuk z2

>>58306470
>$0.02 has been deposited in your Zuk Evangelist Account

>>58306518
>zuk evangelist account
I don't even have one of those you silly goose :3

>>58306470
I own a zuk z2 but don't think that they don't put anything like that into their software.

>>58306557
No!
Zuk is perfect!
Perfect!!!

Any good 5 GHz wifi adapters?

>>58306663
Do you need a hug? Did someone hurt you, anon?

>>58306620
I wish you idiots would fuck off. >>58306663 is right, just do a search and stop wasting our time.

>>58306732
>implies his time is valuable
>spends it insulting others on 4chan

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>>58306767
>>58306620
>>58306696
>Is incapable of typing words into a search box
>demands others do this most basic task for him
>getting butthurt when no one does what he wants
>thinking his opinion matters
Wow. You're pathetic.
Who would have thought.

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>>58306818
I'm not the anon who asked about 5GHz adapters. I'm just wondering why someone would lash out like that for no reason?

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good day for some flying

once i get home from work i'll make a few webms of the video

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>>58305629
my buddy and i thank you.
i think im just going for that 2gb ram 16gb memory one then.

>>58306907
what drone is that?

>>58306901
Because it was a ridiculously stupid post?

Anon was right, why can't he just do a search and check reviews?

>any good 5GHZ wifi adapters
If he cares so much about it being good, maybe he should just buy a D-Link or TP-Link instead, if he's so incapable of filtering through chinkshit.

I'm also tired of newfags popping up with questions like that every thread expecting us to spoon feed them.

>>58306949
Hubsan H501S X4. It's a basic brushless GPS quad that I've modded to hopefully get over a mile of control range.

>>58307001
>that I've modded to hopefully get over a mile of control range.
Tell us if the mod works, pls. Also interested to see the quality of video.

>>58306901
>lash out
All he did was tell the idiot to do his own search instead. This isn't a hugbox, we're not reddit or tumblr, if you get upset after asking a stupid question and getting told, that's not our problem.

>>58307058
>All he did was tell the idiot to do his own search instead.
>All he did

That's not all he did, he also called him a pathetic loser and told him to fuck off and kill himself. Now is that the behavior of a well-adjusted mature man? This site is 18+ after all...

>>58307098
Like I said before, this isn't some safespace hugbox. If you don't like it, go somewhere safe for your fragile ego.

>>58307098
Oh sweet summer child...

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I ordered screen protectors for a 3ds, and saw that it came with a free gift, a gold 3ds. It finally came in, I open it, and this is the only thing inside. What do?

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>>58307173
>this isn't some safespace hugbox.
Yes, I know. But there's a time and place for everything. This isn't /b/. If someone asks a stupid question, and gets an angry reaction, that just encourages people to post more dumb questions trying to "troll", gather (You)s and reactions. It brings the overall board quality down.

>>58307177
>he thinks /b/ is 4chan
>calls others summerfags
You have to go back, you don't fit in.

>>58307275
Link, for the interested

>>58307275
how much did you pay for it?

>>58307275
Wait what? You ordered a screen protector for a 3DS and you thought it came with an actual gold 3DS?

The memory card is all you got, or is the memory card the gift you received?

Please clarify.

>>58307295
It was about $16
>>58307310
I ordered a set of screen protectors, that also came with a "free gift". I open the package, and the item i "officially" paid for is not here. Should I chink the chinks?

Infographic 1.5 when?

>>58307330
Well you saved yourself a couple bucks on the r4 at least

>>58307330
>I open the package, and the item i "officially" paid for is not here. Should I chink the chinks?
You have already been chinked. You can't chink the chinker when you're the chinkee.

The best you can hope for is a refund or that you get your item. Message them and if they don't respond in a way that's acceptable to you open a dispute. You have 15 days from receiving your item to open a dispute.

>>58307372
Please stop using that word, it's very offensive towards our friendly Chinese merchants who work very hard to bring you goods at such a cheap price.

>>58307355
when anon figures out how to keep the filesize down. like how logical increments and falcon moved to HTML site

infographic anon passed through a few days ago. Said he was a bit busy but was working on a new PDF version that should be out soon

>>58307447
He sounds like an idiot.

No one even reads the wiki or infograph and these threads keep getting spammed with stupid questions. Why bother?

>>58307396
I wouldn't call them that to their face, but I think within the scope of this thread it's OK since it's called "chink shit general".

It has been tried before but it didn't catch on, it makes anons angry.

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search2&search_subject=Chinese+Stuff+General

>>58307396
Maybe they should send the items one actually buys then.

>>58307478
Oh snap, I forgot how sensitive the average /g/ autist is to anything appropriate.

This place is like tumblr 2.0

>>58307580
>try to force your autistic agenda
>surprised when people resist
I'm Chinese. I'm not offended. Why the fuck are you so butthurt?

Im so glad im gooing to sleep when the amerifats start comming this thread becoms a shitposting fest.

FUCKING CHINKS

>>58307636
Friggin Chinese *

>>58307629
It's regularop. He does this to threads because he's not the op.

Really pathetic to be honest.

could someone link me the cheapest redmi note 3 pro from aliexpress or anyone who has bought from a seller and avoided customs with them?

>>58307679
No.
Go away.

>>58307679
>and avoided customs
You avoid customs by getting non-DHL shipping.

>>58307679
sellers shipping method on HKG or DHL with topone.

>>58307735
>>58307697
>>58307709
ok followup question, will i be able to install custom ROMs and stuff on it, I wanna pirate apps and stuff, is that possible? also should I wait for incoming price drop or chinese holiday or something?

>>58307797
Get the Zuk Z2 ® instead

>>58307797
>will i be able to install custom ROMs and stuff on it
only if your'e not retarded.

>I wanna pirate apps and stuff, is that possible?
KYS.

>>58307797
OK. Now it's obvious you are trolling. Please stop.

>>58302999
> Less chink bloatware
> Less Google bloatware (only Play store is installed)
> More languages
> Faster performance
> Easy to update and root

>>58307813
does KYS mean yes? why are you so hostile?
>>58307812
no screen is too small

>>58307824
if you really thought I was trolling your wouldnt reply to me

>>58307826
> Less chink bloatware
> Less Google bloatware (only Play store is installed)
The vendor ROM is the same.

> More languages
You only need one -- your own.

> Faster performance
Debatable.

> Easy to update and root
Xiaomi.eu doesn't have OTA updates.

So only benefit is if you want root.

>>58307813
Don't reply to trolls.

Anyone know where I can find some 'tea'? On ali express

>>58307813
>>58307853
sorry I never had an android before so didnt know if this was something people did on android

>>58307853
Are you fucking advocating using the vendor ROM?

Here's your (You).

>>58307919
Is it that hard for you to imagine there are other people with needs that are different than your own?

>>58300050
So I have started selling shit on ali express. Problem is, dunno if what im doing is illegal.

What I do is copy paste someone listing. Then when someone buys from me I make an order on that persons listing that I copy pasted, and I just put there details in.

>>58307954
If you're using the vendor ROM on a Chinese phone the only needs you have are special.

>>58307973
Man this is a next level of chinkery

>>58307973
That can't work.

The person who ordered from you will be surprised when they see on their package it wasn't your store who sent the item.

Also, if they don't receive their item they will open disputes with you and you won't be able to solve those disputes and AliExpress will close your store.

>>58307986
>implying phones with stock Google android are any better

>>58307999
I can just tell them that I am like a branch from that person.

Also, if they dont receive their item. I will ask the seller I boguth from for a refund

>>58304991
Those are very nice doggos.

>>58308015
The botnet included with stock Android is at least a known quantity and is less likely to harvest your credit card numbers than one from HAPPY LUCKY JOY STORE 777.

>>58308045
>and is less likely to harvest your credit card numbers
How would your phone have your credit card info in the first place?

Also, most modern banks have 2-FA. I have to use that little number code thingamajig every time I use my card online.

>>58306453
What does analyticscore.apk do?

>>58308130
It's allegedly used for Xiaomi to collect data and improve MIUI with.

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>>58308044
Thank you.

>>58308078
>How would your phone have your credit card info in the first place?
If you buy something online using your phone and enter your card details into it. Baking a keylogger into a keyboard app is hardly outside the realms of possibility.

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>>58304991
Should got a Burmese il Gato

New thread here
>>58308159
>>58308159
>>58308159
>>58308159
>>58308159

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>>58308160
noi

>>58308150
>improve
Yeah just like the keyloggers in windows 10 :^)

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>>58308177
This thread didn't even reach bump limit before you created the other one. Why are you so desperate for the attention?

You shitposted in this one to increase the post count.

>>58308177
Dude no wonder why everyone hates you holy shit you're retarded

>>58308272
It's pathetic and sad, that's what it is. He has a meltdown if he's not the OP.

How are keyboards from Aliexpress?

There's a plum87 with gat browns, the only downside seems to be slow shipping.

>>58308358
James Donkey mech keyboard with gateron switches is on sale on gearbest. They only had 4 left yesterday, maybe they didn't sell them all.

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>>58308160
You get a lot more cat for your money with a Meme Coon.

new thread

>>58308456
>>58308456
>>58308456
>>58308456

fuck the tripfag

>>58308150
Do you disable it or do you just leave it and don't care?

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>>58308394
Pic related was 2000 dollars

>>58308602
Doubt it

>>58308642
Whys that? I paid 2000 at the pet store. Another 2000 at the vet when it was hit by a car

>>58308719
>pet store
Ok I believe you

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>>58307278
Just for you Anonkun

>>58306394
now I have to listen to fear of music

>>58308394
I found my coon in a gutter.

The best surprise I have ever had.