/csg/ - Chink Shit General

>>58291412
Xiaomi Yi

>>58291424
What's a good Dashcam from China. WIll do a review on whatever you guys recommend.

>>58291456
Gitup Git2
Xiaomi Yi
Firefly 7S
If buying from Ali exercise extreme caution because counterfeits exist

>>58291610
Thanks, didn't realise this was a fake thread

>>58291610
jesus FUCKING christ what's this petty bullshit

who the FUCK cares who the OP is, it's a fucking 4chan general you don't need a dedicated poster. whoever's there first. now we have two threads shitting up the board.

>>58291610
Jesus christ, it's a rule to not open two of the same threads at once. This one's first. This one's staying. What the fuck.

Looking for a fidget box what's the best one? Also where are those chink fidget icosahedrons or whatever?

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>>58291468
>>58291650
Disgusting.

Is the bluedio camel 3 bluetooth speaker any good or is there anything better?

How bad are the cheap mech keyboards? Is a good rubber dome better?

>>58291991
>>58290250
>James Donkey mechanical keyboard price drop!

>http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_591296.html

Only 4 left last I checked so can't be that bad. Unless it's gearbest lying about stock.

>>58291888
I've seen some anon's review. Chink's has inferior quality of course but who in their right mind would pay $20 for that crap?

Baoding balls is still superior

Just bought an mi5s with sd821, what ROM should I use and what do I do. First xiaomi. Thanksfriend

>>58292029
Xiaomi.eu is the most recommended.

https://xiaomi.eu/community/threads/6-12-29.37056/

>>58291424
Reminder /csg/, Chinese New Year is Jan. 28. Make sure you order all your chink shit now.

>>58292006
Gearbest? Lying?
How dare you anon.

>>58292071
Why?

>>58292099
Most of the stores close for a time, and your shit will may be in-processing for an extra month or two.

Anyone remember where to get the Deus Woof tapestry?

>>58292099
They celebrate it for 2 weeks although work may resume after a couple of days.

>>58292142
http://s.aliexpress.com/RN7FVVVf
(from AliExpress Android)

>>58292142
Here you go
http://s.aliexpress.com/bAn6BviI

>>58292006
Garston switches too, usually that keyboard costs a lot more

>>58292159
>>58292160
They say they will weave them together if I order more than one, how many do you lads think it will take to make a DEUS WOOF blanket?

>>58292246
Gateron*

>>58292246
>>58292266
I was gonna ask what are Garston switches.

So this is actually a good keyboard? I don't have a mechanical keyboard but do like the feel of them.

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>>58290568

the 112s

>>58292298
Yeah it's usually double the price it is here.

>>58292333
I'm just hesitant to order from gearbest because anons report problems with getting chinked.

I can pay with paypal on GB, right?

I want a new dildo, do these chinese websites sell that kind of thing?

>>58292360
Yes you pay with PayPal and threaten a chargeback if they don't give a refund, had no issues with Gearbest after 30 orders

Ordered something without tracking for the first time. It says picked up by line carrier. Does that mean China (or whatever) post picked it up and is in transit?

>>58292387
OK nice. As long as paypal will side with me over GB.

why are 3 /csg/ threads up at the same time

>>58292373
no, go to ebay

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>>58292390
more than likely it was Lin the E-carrier. he's the guy that handles the E packets

>>58292457
RIP RegularOP thread

>>58292413
Because anon likes to make quick shit threads before the bump limit to beat RegularOP

>>58292478
can someone at least share the Regular OP news here. He went through so much effort, shame to see it go to waste

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>>58292449
EBay seems to sell some of the same stuff at higher prices

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>>58292570
wew mad

>>58292523
chinese stuff is poison and has mold flashing.
US Ebay sellers have a way better track record

>>58292523
http://en-nls.com/disp_plist_p.php?c2=34101110&sc=0&dnum=40&x-time=1483397027&pager_current=2

Does anyone here buy weebshit from the Chinese?
I wonder if there something worth looking at

>>58292670
An anon received a 'samurai sword'.

>>58286726

>>58292737
What's your fucking problem?

>>58292737
>>58292745
What a fucking joke.

>>58292759
Yes please anon

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>>58292759

>>58292759
>real referral links
Advertising not allowed on 4chan

>>58292782
>an New Member
Triggered.

>>58292792
How much does he make in exchange for free coupons?

>>58292792
I get absolutely nothing for sharing these, anyone with the aliexpress app can read the term and conditions for this promo

>>58292833
You get 4chan karma which is a form of currency.

>>58292781
>>58292833
How do you send the invite? Do you need my mail? If so then forget it

>>58292759
i'll gift you 4chan gold for a coupon

Any good non weeb swords on Ali? Ive found a rapier and Witcher 3 swords

>>58292873
Click a link from Ali that asks for your email

>>58292737
>>58292745
>>>/leddit/

>>58292895
Please share it with me anon

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>>58292873
It's a http://s.aliexpress.com/xxxxxxx link that sends you to this page

Is there a way I can privately send people the links or should I just post them here?

https://youtu.be/U3XelCOWFSw

>>58292930
I'm on discord as lelei
Alternatively just paste it here

>>58292922
5off25

http://s.aliexpress.com/yUFBJVvM

>>58292492
It's the same news. Tripshit op just copied and pasted this one for his thread

I guess I'll just post here

$8 off $40
http://s.aliexpress.com/zqU77Vz6

$5 off $25
http://s.aliexpress.com/iuYVfYfq

$2 off $10
http://s.aliexpress.com/vMZBVR7r

>>58292936
2spoopy4me

>>58292936
Is Comfy, dare I say it, our autist?

>>58292936
Thanks, DMCA complaint submitted.

>>58293076
4u maybe

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Discord laments the loss of their thread.

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>>58293102
Are they making a big deal over this? I mean come on, we just need one and it happens to be his thread that got deleted by mods

>>58293102
>Lithuanian timezone
Really makes you think

>>58292328
They're all shitty sensors.

>>58293102
>their thread

>>58293154
mouse sensor autists are just as bad as audiophiles
even the shittiest mass produced chink sensors are very decent

>>58293152
Lithuania is EST+7, that is EST+6.

>>58293211
did you account for daylight savings time

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>>58292570
>removing your trip just to post your butthurt

>>58285980
Chink chat:
https://chat.whatsapp.com/1hBaafPLF995QETXSE6nL9

>>58293191
>>58293102
>>58293152
Where is the lament in this pic

>>58293416
Ugh

>>58293525
there's no lament, it's another out of context discord screenshot from the creepy shitposter around these parts. he seems to think screenshots of random discord conversations proves his autistic points about secret cabals and conspiracies within /csg/.

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>>58293207
Sounds like someone is mad that he's too poor to afford a decent mouse or pair of headphones.

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Ordered a mouse that some anon recommended me, its pretty nice, the dpi settings are cool, it's light, comfortable.

Then only downside is the side buttons, since they arent very comfortable to reach
8.5/10 for this chink mouse

>>58291424
What are those helicopter hats in OPs pic called?

>>58293690
i wouldn't be on /csg/ if i could

>>58293763
Propeller hats?

>>58293754
Link?

i bought this SOIC16 to DIP16 socket and it's kawaii as fuck (~4usd i think)
it's way more sturdy than soic clips in my opinion, especially for longer projects

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>>58293782
forgot picture because i'm a fucking retard

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>>58293809
and pic related, the flash memory of the internet of shit device i'm reversing
i wonder how many chinese backdoors/lawful intercepts i'll find

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Lets play 'who can find the cheapest chink phone from chink sites.

Ill start
£10.06

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Mini-Phone-AIEK-AEKU-C6-Color-Screen-PK-M5-Cell-Phone-Ultra-Thin-Children-Mobile/32754290671.html?spm=2114.30010208.3.10.E4fP2V&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10099_10078_10079_10077_426_10103_10073_10102_10096_10052_10050_10107_10051_10106,searchweb201603_0,afswitch_4_afChannel&btsid=d5d45789-e973-44e5-bee8-dca4fdf340fb

>>58293873
I know of a better game
Who give the sexiest flip phone

>>58293662
He's not wrong though

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>>58293927
Too easy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Razr-V3i-100-Original-Cheap-Unlocked-GSM-mobile-phone-have-Russian-keyboard-one-year/1675407597.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.1.FrSLNT&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10099_10078_10079_10077_426_10103_10073_10102_10096_10052_10050_10107_10051_10106,searchweb201603_0,afswitch_4_afChannel&btsid=42db2c3a-d02d-4c9d-b537-dd0e6a785081

>>58293873
Around same price: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-One-Year-Warranty-2G-GSM-Tri-band-Unlocked-Nokia-3100-Mobile-Cell-Phone-Gift/674581082.html?

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stop buying chink shit

>>58294076
upvoted for next op image

>>58294076
hoping my chink shit arrives before 20160120, ebay is ass for finding components

>>58294116
Good luck getting things in the past

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>>58294076
>>58294076
>Yes, yes good goy. Buy chinkshits from us 500% the original price
Btw he's talking about government trade deals not individual's consumer behavior

Looking for bluetooth wireless in-ear headphones with 8-12 hour battery life, does such a thing exist?

>>58294187
Yes

Any issues with buying knives and shit? Thinking of buying a small exacto knife kit or something along those lines (any recommendations?)

It's like $10 for one, completely fucking retarded.

>>58294395
cheap chinese steel

>>58294424
Steal* at that price more like it

What are your experiences with One World Express shipping? It's my first time using that shit and I'm kinda worried on how well it'll go

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>>58294424
Meaning what? Are they dangerous? Could the blade shatter and lodge itself in my jugular or eyes or something?

I went to so many places today trying to find a decent set of craft knives (pic related)

Couldn't find anything except for ONE place that had a single handle with a blade for $10

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are the chink aliexpress FXT90s any good?

>>58294487
Someone please laugh at my joke

Has anyone tried the Xiaomi router? Xiaomi seems more trustworthy than other brands.

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>>58294514
>handle with 1 blade for $10
<handle with 5 blades for $1

>>58294628
>xiaomi seems more trustworthy than other brands
Lol

just got these two
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/7-PORT-HUB-USB-3-0-HUB-High-Speed-Power-Cable-Adapter-USB-Hub-With-Power/32584048554.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ZHILAI-H1-HiFi-Mini-Computer-External-Sound-Card-PCM2704-Digital-PC-USB-DAC-Black-Gold-Silver/32776804468.html

The USB hub backfeeds 5v at 0.01 Amps when plugged in to the socket so id be careful with it

I cant notice a big change in my audio quality with the DAC but its alot louder than my motherboard soundcard, im using supermeme HD-681

>>58294202
where? All the ones I see top out at 6 hours

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USB type c cable came in. So worth it for 2c.

>>58294601
>>58294487
Pity kek

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>>58294684
It's a pretty blue.

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>>58294684
And proof that it was 2c

>>58294789
Coupon or seller pickup?

>>58294514
cheap chinese steel is usually softer so actually less brittle and less likely to shatter
but that usually overcome by the fact that their steel usually isnt uniform

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I finally got my toilet lamp aka lightbowl. And my whole family loves it! We dont have to turn on the lights when we go to the bathroom anymore.

It also cured my depression and got me laid.

10/10

>>58294799
Seller knocked it down to 2c for me. Bought a bunch of shit from him before, never called him a stinky chinky (like other anons ITT).

When you're nice, they're nice too.

>>58294860
Link?

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Why the flying fuck does Gaybest use so much RAM?

>>58294893
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8-Colors-LED-Toilet-Nightlight-Motion-Activated-Light-Sensitive-Dusk-to-Dawn-Battery-operated-Lamp-lamparas/32710943693.html

It uses motion detection to turn on and it only works in the dark.

>>58292257
Bumping for answers

>>58294929
20 deus wooves

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any chi-fi headphones that

-have at least 2 drivers
-metal or ceramic housing
-as good or better than rock zircons
-mmcx cabling

other than senfer dt-2 or senfer 4 in 1?

>buy senfer ues and a bunch of tips and cables
>they break and stuff desolders inside after 1 drop because plastic housing
>over the ear insertion was kind of a pain in the ass too
>drop my zircons millions of times
>still work perfectly, just the rubber sections of cabling running from the splitter are ratty already
>mfw

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Anyone try one of those robot vacuums from china? Looking for something <$200 for a short haired dog.

>>58294847
I'm not going to be using these for crazy heavy duty stuff, they are hobbyist craft knives

I just don't want a piece to chip off and get flung anywhere near me. These blades are like scalpels; very sharp and thin.

Is this a valid concern? I've used chinese knives before but they were typically EDC fat ones for cutting boxes and tape and other trivial shit.

>>58294656
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ZHILAI-H1-HiFi-Mini-Computer-External-Sound-Card-PCM2704-Digital-PC-USB-DAC-Black-Gold-Silver/32776804468.html

>no volume knob

what's the point of having it

>>58294953
Done, will post results on arrival.

>>58295021
K6L is shit

Best chink Comply-ish foam tips for my headphones?

>>58295024
They'll be fine. I bought an even cheaper plastic handled one(painted to look like metal) and I never had any major problems with it or the blades.

>>58295045
It's purely a DAC, not an amp, it doesn't really need volume control.

>>58295059
You really bought 20?

>>58295131
When my payment works, yes. Apparently it said no. Is this a weird thing to buy 20 of?

>>58294076
why should i care about the US

>>58291424
you are pretty retarded
>>58290250
there is never a price drop on gearbest
EVER
look up jamesdonkey on gearbest you will find 2 keyboards one 21% off the other 41% off

same model
same price

enjoy getting chinked

>>58295423
>you are pretty retarded
that was uncalled for

>>58295445
just repeating what other people say without verifying is retarded

be offended let it sink in and never repeat

Bought a tablet cover and still haven't received it. It has eight days of purchase protection left, should I open dispute before or after it is up?

>>58295423
>$70 everywhere else right now
>$46 on Gearbest

Gee what a bad deal, Gearbest is really goofing up. You won't find a Gateron switch chink mech that cheap anywhere else right now.

>>58295473
Don't forget 30% off with GB points if you have them.

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So I just got my male prostate massager. When opened it didn't smell bad. It was a miracle. I washed it with a bit of soap and its smells really soapy and nice. All my other toys that I have used and cleaned etc still smell like that disgusting plastic. I am very happy with this purchase and plan to use it soon. It has 10 different speeds/vibrations sequences. And he vibrating thingy can be taken out so you can sit and play a game while enjoying the vibration. Then jump up and down to change the speed and or sequence

>>58295469
>be offended let it sink in and never repeat
>being this pathetic

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>>58295481
2nd pic

>>58295481
>>58295491
Degeneracy is not welcome on /csg.
Try >>>/lgbt/ instead.

>>58295470
Send message to extend protection. If nothing arrives open dispute.

>>58295473
http://www.dealsmachine.com/best_395190.htm

>37,99$

if you look you find plenty cheaper sites

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>>58295522
Sorry.
We do not allow electro-therapy in my country on gays. I have tried to get it. I think Italy or Serbia allows it. I dunno how to stop being a homo. I am a Catholic. It was porn that made me like this, I will never be the same. And if God does not forgive me (I dont blame him if he doesn't) then I will humbly accept eternal suffering in hell.

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>>58295522
下げ

>>58295491
have you gotten hands-frees from it

>>58295558
>being a believing catholic
>making exceptions for yourself

God does not forgive you. God made you with free will, but you are choosing to sin.

>>58295558
>eternal suffering in hell
you bet on getting butt fucked there dont you

>cheaky bastard things its hell for straights

>>58295538
I almost got hype until I saw the brown and red switch models are out of stock. Not a bad price though especially if you don't have GB points, might pick one up to support James Donkey

>>58294628
It's good, but you will need to flash a new rom instead of a chineese botnet rom that it comes with, i'm using it with a Padawan rom, and it works great. Another big disadvantage is the lack of 1Gb ethernet.

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>>58295584
>you bet on getting butt fucked there dont you
No that is degenerate and disgusting. Only will I ever will I do it with someone I truly love. But I can not truly love a man.

>>58295583
Im not making exceptions. That is why im going to hell. There is no way I can stop it so I have realised this must be punishment (or hell already)

>>58295575
What

>>58295631
prostate orgasms without touching your peepee

>>58295631
>There is no way I can stop it
Of course there is, just stop being gay. It's not like murderers go around and say "but I can't help it".

>>58295650
Holy crap is that what those are for? I thought it was for being gay.

>>58295684
being gay comes free with it

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>>58295667
They dont accept counseling for gays. They'd think im joking.

Yet they do for murders. I cant just start liking vagina...

>>58295684
It is gay.

>>58294628
If you don't have any issues running a separate wireless AP try the Ubiquiti EdgeRouter Lite and UniFi AP AC Lite.

>>58295481
>>58295491
i wouldnt shove anything manufactured there into any of my orifices

for god sakes anon, at least remember to wear a condom or something

>>58295684
>I thought it was for being gay.
Another anon with a prostate toy reporting in. I'm not gay. I own a non-vibrating Aneros toy. Dunno why Chink-vibrator anon is saying it is gay. Is he gay? I fap to lolis and my dick pulsates so hard after cumming to lolis but it's a fucking pain to remove it and prepare before using it (douching myself).

>>58295776
how is your sex life, anon?

>>58295795
Nope no sex life. But I masturbate and cum a lot more than everyone else here probably 3 to 5 times a day.

>>58295776
>loli's
Wow and I thought I was the degenerate gay.

Also why do you douche? Do you not wipe your ass with water you disgusting pajeet

>>58295795
Before anyone says lolis or whatever. No I'm not into lolis. I'm an incest fag.

What does "forwarded for delivery" mean in my shipping? Ita been done twice over 3 days

>>58295834
whatever happened to those
>dragon dildos are technology
threads

OH HOW THE YEARS HAVE GONE BY

>>58294514
I bought some chink blades. They were marked xacto , but I'm not sure if they are legit. They're decent.

>>58295843
They still exist sometimes and they are cancer

>>58295821
>why do you douche.
Because there's poop in there and that's disgusting. Ever douched before? It empties your poop but that means it removes all the poop that the nutrients hasn't been absorbed into the body yet. I don't use my Aneros toy often because it's a pain to prepare to use it.

>>58295855
No I only have douched once. Everytime I poo I clean my ass with wet paper towel.

Then I shower, put a finger in my ass with soap on it and I never get poop on my toys.

How many inches is yours

>>58295119
This

>>58295045
i also got a chink amp but its not here yet

KZ ATE or ZST?

Help me deside

Is Redmeme note 4 a good buy? Should I hold for the Snapdragon version?

I was thinking of ordering a redmi and spending extra for DHL, does DHL do custom charges in the US? I remember reading a few horror stories on here aboht extra fees beyond the shipping cost, or is that a Europe only thing?

can someone recommend a small stand/tripod for the bm-800 mic? I don't need a fucking boom arm.

or should I just get the sf-920 from the infograph?

>>58296076
both of them are good and have well documented sound signitures and reviews
A person who still cant decide should just get both and see which one they prefer themselves because they will always wonder what if the other one was better

recs for a good iphone 6s case?

>>58296144
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Adjustable-Studio-Condenser-Microphone-Stand-Desktop-Tripod-for-Microphone-with-Windscreen-Filter-Cover-P0022784/905451_32418228086.html

>>58296079
>mediakek
No.
Wait for RN4X.

>>58296141
No extra custom charges for Americans if order <$800.

>>58296144
the Sf-920 is a great choice for regular use if you dont want to shake your BM-800 epeen on discord

>>58296208
>>58296175
Oh shit, that was quick. Will consider both a little more.

>>58296200
I know that, but I remember reading in a few past threads that DHL has their own custom charges

>>58296241
Your redmi won't work in the U.S anyway.

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>>58295904
>How many inches is yours
Specs are on the website http://www.aneros.com/helix-classic.html I have the special edition though https://www.amazon.com/Special-Edition-Aneros-Helix-Black/dp/B00K7EJL1I I use it in bed and can achieve automatic auto pilot problem is if I focus too hard I lose auto pilot but cumming afterwards pulsates kinda intense. You can't use it on a computer chair you'd have to snip off the curved toys handle. No I don't finger my butthole all the time I just use the douche.

anyone got recs for a digital watch?

>>58296281
The note 3 pro supports Tmobile bands

>>58296287
what the holy fuck

>>58296287
How do you slip this thing in your ass? Do you have to stretch before hand or do you just use lube?

>>58296287
How do I engage automatic auto pilot?

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oh shit what's this

>>58296379
Lube. Very easy to insert. Very painful to remove.

>>58296382
Don't think about it or focus at all. Focus on what you're fapping to.

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>>58296394
DEUS WOOF

>>58296394
>>58296408
AVE MARIA
DEUS WUUFLT

>>58296408
explain dear anon

>>58296408
I'm about to buy 20, realised I only needed 5 but the joke continues

>>58296490
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/crusader-doggo/32710957359.html

order a bunch and you can use them as a tablecloth

>>58296505
link to the $2 one pls?

>>58296375
Except B12 which is the most important band. it only has B2 and B4 so you won't get 4G everywhere.

What's the latest soc board of the month? Looking for a cheap one with plenty of ram more than anything really else, is the orange pi plus 2 still my best bet?

>>58296287
>No I don't finger my butthole all the time I just use the douche.
Stay classy, /csg/

>>58296525
Are there places that'll do custom prints? I want a custom duvet cover for cheap

Then again I dunno if I should sleep on fabric printed on in China

Don't wanna risk weird chemicals in the ink

>>58296287
>4inch
You are like a baby.

Why would you start with a 4inch instead of first stretching it out with a 3 inch. No wonder you dont use it much.
Also
>$49
>doesn't massage your balls
>made in china
Didnt even get chinked. You goy jew'd

>>58296836
With a 3 inch butt plug*

>>58296402
Holy shit i know that feel of painful to remove. A metalic buttplug of 4cm diameter dried out on me once. When i managed to pull it out i blacked out and curled into a ball for 20 minutes

I need a mic stand for my new BM-800
Gimme something real cheap

>>58296868
That did not happen. No way you blacked out.

>>58296408
Link, i kinda want one but at the same time want a better design

>>58296868
I've taken shits larger than that. C'mon man

>>58296896
It did, i had to pull it out with basically no lube and i was just starting out. I had a weakness in my legs which causedbme to fall and then my vision faded.

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>>58296836
>china
USA from FDA Approved Materials

>>58296931
There is a thing called vinegar though. So why buy overpriced shit made in the US. Doesn't look like it vibrates

>>58296931
Does it need SD card?

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Whats the worst chink shit available? My bet is this claw covers

>>58297103
Dude... why are your nails painted?

>tfw you scam gearbest for a full refund with a paypal dispute and win
Nothing personnel kid

>>58297137
I may have to do this. I'm still waiting for my Xiaomi Hybrid Pro HD from November 23rd.

>>58297117
fuck off cisgendered shitter

Dhl took 3.5 days total. The extra $23 shipping was worth it

Hey there /csg/ i've decided to buy an LED Strip to stick on the back of my monitor so i can be cool and fit in with /bsg/.

Are there any that plug into your monitor's cable and change colors like those fancy tv ones i've seen? If not, I'm just looking for a reccomendation of the best one, also i need an australian power plug.

>>58297171
>calling someone straight has become an insult

>>58296869
>>58296175

>>58297241
thats more than the markup would have been if you got it on amazon

>>58294868

This is really critical, if you do buy a lot of stuff from a single seller for a hobby or something, then be nice to the shop keep. They will hook you up.

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Decided to check out the false/spam thread. Why so much samefagging going on in it? Is that shitty tripshit really so insecure?

>>58297839
ive called them stinky chinky and they dont seem to mind?

>>58297875
Wow.
You're an idiot.

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Contacted one of the manufacturers of BM-800 mics, they have a new "cheap" version hitting shelves soon™ same mics but cheaper packaging and thinner cable, sadly they refused to change their design to the mod design claiming increase in production price and modifications to their manufacturing process, aka good fucking reasons.

The cheap version box is 2/3 of the original size and no polyurethane, just everything packed inside with bags to prevent scratches.

I guess I tried.

>>58297860
Are you STILL asspained? Jesus fucking christ get over it.

>>58297892
will it need phantom power

PLS it's 2017 already I want my packages!!! the first one is from 28.11,this shit used to take 10 days last summer, fuggg!

>>58297906
Of course, but will they still ship it with a XLR to 3.5mm cable? for sure!

Fuck logic, welcome sales!

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>>58297900
Calm down regularop.

>>58297688
welcome to 2017

>>58297910
a THINNER proprietary cable
just so you can buy an entire new mic when it breaks within the year

>>58297955
Or solder your own thicker and more durable cable because you're not an idiot?

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>>58297892
>>58297910
>>58297955

they will never improve on the design. They are basically printing money the more we shill the BMEME and more and more normies fall for it.

the chinks never improve or innovate unless you force them

once we keep shilling and buying this they will keep making it shittier and shittier to cut down on cost.

>>58297969
because its easier and cheaper to just pay $1 more and get the one with the thicker cable

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just when i thought the postie wouldn't show up, he brings me this

>>58298056
hope you gave him a tip

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a shark, an antenna kit and a power adapter

i wonder why they used such a big box?

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>>58298072
oh that's right

>>58298011
>$1
Yep, you're an idiot.

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>>58298087
heavier than i expected even without the battery

the antennas are the for transmitter, there's a simple mod you can do to extend the control and FPV range out to over 2kms

>>58297892
Is the bm800 body metal?

Any good GoPro alternative? Going to a bunch of countries in a bit.

>>58298211
Your smartphone with a good case.

>>58298195
Yes

>>58298195
Yes, otherwise it would be a fucking noise fest, this mics ain't your $1 mic composed of a two core wire and a capsule..

>>58298211
YiCam
SJ5000

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Bought into the Xiaomeme hype. Will do a semi-detailed review once they come in. Also bought a phone fryer.

>>58298358
Me too. My first chinky headphones.

>>58298422
I had the VJJB-V1S before. They were actually not too bad. Hopefully they live to the hype.

>>58292029
Does xiaomi EU get auto updates with that xiaomi updater or does it require manual updates each time via flashing new rom

>>58298502
Auto-updates are kind of disabled because the guy that owns the website got tired of dealing with chink FTP servers, so if you want automatic "OTA" updates you will get 1 per month, if you want the latest ROM you need to download the whole ROM weekly and flash it on top of your current ROM, and if you're wondering, no this doesn't means you lose your data/configurations, it just updates at that's it.

>>58298521
Just flash the official GLOBAL rom.
Why bother with third party unofficial custom rom?

>>58298358
that cable's genuinely good, useful when im getting into bed and cant be fucked to plug my phone in

>>58298710
The Xiaomi.eu rom is debloated and uses less ram.

>>58298710
Can their tool be used for cyanogen like roms and root?

>>58295021
v5s is nice, still have to do a proper vacuum every week or two tho

>>58295024
i've had a precision knife like that, bendy af

>>58298521
is it flashed through updater app or twrp ?

>>58293777
http://s.aliexpress.com/numyIv6N
There you go

>>58298802
Thanks m8.

http://www.gearbest.com/massage-relaxation/pp_432164.html

hahahahahahaha
>half of the inventory has already been sold

how can people take this shit seriously in 2017

>>58297922
>>58297688
cis =/= straight. cis means 'not transgender'

Is the aliexpress search engime screwed up? I search some stuff but it doesnt show up but others link me to it...

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Flags-3-By-5-Foot-Flag-Trump-American-Flag-Brass-Grommets-u6824/32720346570.html

if you don't have at least two of these, you're missing out

ordered mine christmas day

>>58298965
Whats the point? The election is over.

>>58291424
>Payment: Use Paypal or Alipay if it's an option, or purchase with a prepaid Visa.
I have never used paypal in my life, is that safe to use? I heard that it's owned by ebay and they can take your money away if they feel like it.

2 packages of mine still havent arrived. I can open a dispute but i think they are just super late due to holidays.

wat do?

>>58299005
Alipay is pretty much safer than paypal, especially dince alipay goes through your bank for confirmation each time you use it

>>58298913
no learn to search

>>58298913
yes, i get different result from searching from home or work or the phone app.

>>58299136
fuck off already with your chink paypal shilling, nobody outside this thread heard or endorses alipay

>>58298156
Very nice. Would love to see camera footage when you get the chance.

LEPIN Star Destroyer came today.

$161 dollarydoos.

Bought it on 11.11 and the seller failed to mention it was a pre-sell.

After some communication he finally gave me a date and ended up shipping it a week before xmas with DHL.

Came today. One of the plastic packages was open and little bits of lego were all throughout the box, but that was the only downside.

Now to build the mofo.

>>58299185
>these kinds of people are lurking this threads

>>58299190
it's getting dark and it's too windy today to get any flying done today

tomorrow i'll take her down to the oval and give her a spin

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>>58299185
"my parents only let me use their credit card with paypal", the post

>>58299185
AliExpress is one of the biggest online shopping sites in the world at this point. It's bigger than Amazon revenue wise. Just because your dumb Western piggu ass hasn't heard of Alipay doesn't mean it's unknown. If Ali keeps up its pace of growth, by 11.11 this year chink shit will be completely mainstream and these boring discussions about why you can't use mummy and daddy's PayPal will be obsolete.

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>>58297997
Except they already made a USB version for asspained "muh plug and play" retards like you.

>>58298878
actually works for a good massage

>>58299072
ask for protection extension, if not open dispute

>>58299184
>really makes you ponder with a sense of wonder
Yes, I ponder why you choose to lie on an anonymous image board

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>>58299397
paying attention to the autism is the worst thing you can do, just ignore the nonsense and carry on like he's not there

Is RN3P still worth it? The 2gb version, I mean.

>>58299542
goibest had the redmi 4 prime for $125 recently i'd say it's a better buy

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Since I can't take the drone out I decided to do the antenna mod.

Took all of 15 minutes, five of which were finding the right drill bit.

>>58299561
It's no longer on Gearbest
Lowest is $140 which is expensive already and is not better than Oukitel K6000 Pro.

>>58299594
if you don't mind the mediatek stuff, yea, sure

https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4-pro

120/130 eurobucks

>>58299620
The first on the list is cheating, the x-show shop lists $128 but when you browse it on aliexpress the lowest on their shop is $142. They put the $128 on an out of stock option so they will be listed as first on a low to high price filter.

>>58299585
>voiding the warranty before the first flight
That's a bold move

>>58299650
noticed that. top chinkery

hk goldway one is legit prob

>>58299655
implying chink warranty exists

Looking for an android phone around $400 preferably with a microsd slot and a passable camera. Any suggestions? I was looking into getting maybe an Axon 7. Is it a decent meme?

>>58299594
UMI Plus E is the MTK king tho
Oldmemes, Ouki can't compete

>>58299661
The PayPal warranty exists, and since all his shit arrived in one box I'm assuming he ordered from Gearbest/Banggood. If he's drilled holes in it PayPal may be less likely to side with him

>>58299673
Check whether if its LTE bands is compatible with your telco

If it is not, go for Huawei

>>58299650
That's been happening a lot, I saw a $0.01 Oukitel K6000 Pro before but it was a listing on AliExpress with the full price phone plus a 1c phone case option. Kimovil is big enough now that the chinks started to stink.

>>58299814
it's not that huge a problem, if the price looks too good to be true it probably is. just go to the first legit looking one, or the store that's kinda big (e.g. goldway)

the bigger problem is when you don't want a gold xiaomi phone you gotta go through a lot of stores to get a cheap silver/black one

>>58299703
Huawei P9 is great, no complaints here.

>>58299849
>Huawei P9
is there a Huawei phone that's similar to the 6P, at least in terms of camera?

kinda like how the nexus 5 had the lg g5 or something that was very similar, but LG branded instead of Nexus

>>58299868
Huawei's Mate 9 is better in terms of camera.
The picture that it takes are really sharp, crisper than every flagship out in the market.

>>58299881
the 6P and 5X cameras are amazing though, but thanks. the mate 9 has the leica lens right? that's pretty cash

at 500eurodollars i might as well just get a pixel

>>58299868
The P9 Plus kills the 6P in all aspects bar the camera which I'm on the fence about although it is 460 bongs and I'm not sure how much that is in McDonalds branded Obama food stamps.

>>58295812

Either you have serious brain damage or your pretty badly engaging in some self harm.
Jacking off that much is not good for you physically or mentally.

>>58299888
It's your cash, your choice.

Just don't be a cuck and get an iphone 7/7+ or a Samshit S7 (Esp. with the S8 coming out soon)
You could always try for Oppo R9S if they sell it in Bongland.

>>58299914
i'm not shopping, i'm just interested cos the 6P was kinda pricey and my 5X shitted out recently. i've already ordered a redmeme so i'm sucking up the shit camera and hoping my LTE coverage is good enough. got a DSLR for any real photos i wanna take i guess

>>58299918
The UMI Plus is looking better in terms of quality though (If you stomach the MTK)

http://www.umidigi.com/page-umi_pluse_overview.html

That Price-to-performance ratio and camera looks promising

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Where do I obtain this cable for my bm-800?
Do I really have to pay another 20bux for the F200FL? I don't need a mic with echo...

New Thread!


>>58300050

>>58300050

>>58300050

>>58300050

>>58299681
>UMi

As an owner of an UMi eMax, I seriously hope you don't do this.