Uptime thread

>>57917145
Dumb mactoy poster


>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt/

>>57917145

12:35  up 1 day,  4:02, 4 users, load averages: 1.65 1.96 2.02

get on my level

restart your skinny "computer" dipshit

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Stupid power keeps going out longer then the shit battery can last...

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:^)

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>>57917145
>2 users

>>57917216
>windows

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Get on my level

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If you're under 100 get the fuck of my board REEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>leaving your computer running for the sake of getting a big number

>>57917390
>whas is suspend to ram

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installed win7 the other day

>>57917275
i'm logged in on pts/0 and :0
how can i check why i'm logged in from :0

>>57917439
What a stupid graph.

>>57917459
Type who in terminal

>>57917459
Event viewer may help

I upgraded my kernel so my uptime is reset :(

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>>57917491
I know.. does its job

>>57917523
that's not the answer to 'why' i'm logged in.
I found out i was logged in from running who

ME@DEVICE:~$ who
ME     :0           2016-12-09 19:06 (:0)
ME     pts/0        2016-12-09 19:07 (:0)

>>57917554
>not upgrading your kernel without rebooting
loser

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Most of you are trash.

got mad props for these /g/uys
>>57917722
>>57917489
>>57917377

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>wahhhhh my computer is kill

>uptime 657 days

19:39:43 up 71 days, 14:14,  2 users,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

>>57917893
cuck

>>57917439
tf dude you expected it to go exponential ?

>>57918062
it's Munin's default graph for uptime, idk

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>>57917145
Yeeeeee

>>57917562
Showing time goes by ?

>>57918093
x axis is days over the last week, y axis is uptime in days

>>57918113
>x axis is days over the last week
1-9th december in fact

>>57918074
>Munin's
Then Munin is retarded. The info can be basically synthesized with no loss with a few lines, plus the mix-max stats suggests multiple data points are stored for a single slope, which is even more retarded.

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>>57917145
vps, what should i setup i only have http and ZNC;

~$ uptime 
 8:41PM  up 225 days,  7:13, 1 user, load averages: 0.14, 0.10, 0.08

>>57919020
bravo

>>57919020
$cat /proc/cpuinfo

>>57919020
Given Linux 4 was released in 2015, enabling then the no reboot kernel patching, it means your kernel might not have been updated for a while. Isn't that quite a bit wrong from an opsec perspective ?

>>57919225
His load average is 0 m8. I don't think he cares.

>>57919020
show kernel version

>>57917566
You're 1) logged in and 2) using pseudo terminal.

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rate

>>57919086
you're doing it wrong nigga.

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>>57917145

>>57917145
what is wrong with you people posting without you epenis!

#!/bin/bash

updick() {
uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\n\""
}

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Fuck outa here with all this pleb shit.

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>>57919640
>0 users
what?

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>>57920072
>>57920072
what is wrong with you people, posting here without your epenis!
>derp

#!/bin/bash

updick() {
uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\n\""
}

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>>57917145

22:17:15 up 90 days, 11:31, load average: 0.05, 0.08, 0.10

>>57920091
It's the Windows Subsystem for Linux (the Ubuntu on Windows thing), the uptime doesn't work properly yet :^)

>>57920112
>>57920072
actually, it's more like

#!/usr/bin/env node
var uptime = require('child_process').execSync('uptime'),
    art = '========='.split('')
for (i in uptime.slice(0, uptime.indexOf('day'))){
    art.pop()
}
console.log((uptime.includes('days'))?art:'8=========D')

>>57917722
what is that font damn

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Over 170 days but it's not really important to me. It's just my plex and storage server.

>>57920014
Isac you leave your PC on 24/7?

How much does electricity cost where you live?

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>>57921011
nice IP address

>>57920840
You're retarded .

>>57921063
nothing, his mum is paying for it

>>57921099
Come delete my pepes I fucking dare you

>>57918791
Why do you have a script to ssh to your server? just give it a short record

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>>57921341
On it, prepare your anus. you should have triggered the hacker part of my personality

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>>57917893
>got mad props
fuck off cancer

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>>57921463
My angus is peped

>>57917893
you're the only one who blurs out their username and you're the only one who uses that shite piss colored terminal theme and font, so it kind of defeats the purpose.

unless your username is your full legal name and SSN

  13:46:56 up 36 days, 23:40,  1 user,  load average: 0.90, 0.48, 0.20
Linux thinkserver 4.8.6-1-ARCH #1 SMP PREEMPT Mon Oct 31 18:51:30 CET 2016 x86_64 GNU/Linux 

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Grandpa never sleeps

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My server is hardly ever restarted.

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I should update this thing soon.

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>>57920072
oh right, apologies

>>57917145
>20:18:34 up 10:16, 1 user, load average: 0.26, 0.37, 0.37
Shit, better restart now

>>57918791
Google sshconfig

I set mine up such that whenever I type

ssh home

It just sets everything I need quickly. X forwarding, socks tunneling, you name it

>>57924733
>Google sshconfig
I think you mean

man ssh_config

>>57924760
I honestly didn't even know ssh configs had a man page. Only way I find out about it was from stack overflow

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>>57924899
>I honestly didn't even know ssh configs had a man page.
You should have read the man page for ssh then

>>57924922
Why would I when I already knew how ssh works m

>>57924941
>I didn't know ssh had a config
>I know how ssh works

>>57920072

uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\n\""
8D

kek

>>57918093
>>57917562
>>57917491
>>57917439
these guys can't into munin

keep it up op

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>>57917145
>tfw had to cut the power due to chewed cables

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>>57917145

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Just got a samsung chromebook, I love it.
Set up a lxde chroot too, install and run whatever I want from there via cli.

>>57917377
>not rebooting ever

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Lot of casuals in this thread.

>>57917893
>got mad props for these /g/uys
It just means they never bothered to install security updates