/csg/ - Chink Shit General

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/50g-Hyaluronic-Acid-Whitening-Scars-Acne-Control-Soft-Powder-Mask-Powder-Free-Shipping-Hospital-Equipment/1194565_32474145746.html?spm=2114.8147860.0.0.7G8qNB

Will this help cure my acne or just burn my face off?

>>57742982
Burn your face off

I can recommend much sunlight, a healthy diet. Probably baking soda works better than the Chink stuff and it's not risky.

>>57743009
Eh, I've improved the diet, I get enough sun. I'll try baking soda. It's actually for my ass acne. I get pimples all over the cheeks and I am willing to risk putting acid in close proximity of my ballsack and butthole if it makes it go away.

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How can americucks even compete?

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Oh boy, the first of my Singles Day purchase came in

>>57742982
>literally trying to get Cancer-SARS
for what purpose

>>57743024
You ass probably doesn't get much sun. If you have a south facing window you can try to get some sun on your bare ass without anyone else seeing it.

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What are the cutest chink glasses for a girl?

>>57743045
Can you read or nah? I want to burn the pimples off my ass.

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Bluetooth Sunglasses is here

>>57742982
Enjoy your face cancer anon. It was nice knowing you...

>>57743063
Those time travelling fugitives are fucked now.

>>57743037
/pol/ told me that the next president will bring our jobs back. We are increasing our share of global exports and shit, senpai.

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It's hilariously douchey

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Just let me post this one without calling me Latvian

>>57743088
And let me guess, the sound is really shitty?

>>57743098
>chinese
>/G/
Get out lithu.

>>57743098
We've seen it before and it's still 2 star at best.

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Why are all my pictures twisted?

>>57743116
Not as bad as I thought, but yeah, pretty bad

>>57743098
Fuck off Lithu.

>>57743130
So, does it work as a bluetooth headset or something?

>>57743120
But dog is hard at work

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>>57743140
Yep, headphones built into the ear frames

>>57743153
link?

>>57743153
I bet those things can deflect a vagina from at least a quarter mile. Your virginity is safe.

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>>57743168
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-Fashion-Sports-Stereo-Wireless-Bluetooth-Stereo-Music-Phone-Call-Hands-Free-Sunglasses-Headset-High/32720417327.html

>>57743173
Oh you bet

>>57743098
Wow this fucking sucks.

>>57743173
even better contraceptive than google glass.

>>57743197
kek chinkin the chinks

>>57743197
woops idk how to delete this lol

>>57743098
I wish you'd go away. Your shit OP pictures, your attention whoring, your dumb posts designed to get (You)s and nothing else. Not even a good shitposter, just a persistent and irritating one.

>>57743208
How long are the shipping times to Australia?

>>57743272
Fuck if I know man. I ordered them exactly on 11/11 and they can in just today. You do the math

>>57743272
Depends. DHL can be a few days. The Chink Postal Service is much slower and is mostly a crapshoot.

>>57743266
Its not my oc

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>>57743173
>>57743208

My Chink umbrella hat is a real pussy magnet however. It also keeps your head dry. The only problem is that it fucks up my hairstyle.

(It was one of the first things I bought on Aliexpress about 3 years ago)

>>57743367
It's so lopsided and cheap looking.

>>57743197
m-moar??????

Anybody have the monokini where the jew couple's fucking from >>57736933

>>57743578
I am also curious.

Are there any /csg/ approved self balancing unicycles?

>>57743607
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/INMOTION-SCV-V8-smart-self-balancing-scooter-electric-one-wheel-hoverboard-skateboard-UL2272-unicycle-with-handle/32726897366.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.9lSbTa&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_9979_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_9173_10052_10050_10051_424-10097_10096_9979_9173,searchweb201603_8&btsid=68d51747-b195-4981-a2a6-bad74bc1e22f


There is a 100% chance it will catch on fire and kill you.

any good chink daily driver pc headsets
for a mix of music and gaymen/

>>57743652
read the OP, pleb

>>57743700
nothing on the wiki or infographic has anything on headsets

Are Xiaomi powerbanks still the best powerbanks available?

Who wants to roll the dice on some mystery pills?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anti-fatigue-Anti-radiation-Enhance-immune-250g-green-natural-Spirulina-Tea-Tablet-Health-food-1000pills-Quality/32351307621.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.28.iVeVVr&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_10052_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_8&btsid=dcda6360-a258-441c-a422-65a421adc22d

>>57743037
>Clinton
>everything goes to shit
lmao

>>57743785
>>57743630
btw
you can end the link after .html
you dont need to copy the entire thing

>>57743826
I only posted one of those, but good to know.

>>57743750
get any headphones you like and glue one of these http://www.dx.com/p/xty-operator-style-earbud-microphone-set-2631
on the side

>>57743785
>Anti-fatigue
Okay.
>Anti-radiation
???

>>57743869
>Algal polysaccharides, phycocyanin and allophycocyan in spirulina can prevent radiationdamage.
the chink gods have done it again

>>57743901
Without knowing anything about biology or chemistry or whatever the fuck, I still don't think those are real chemicals.

>>57743652
you have to be 18+ to post on this site

I wonder what these are made of and what they do.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-Bottles-Hezhi-fine-black-Maca-tablets-0-5g-90-tablets-Peru-raw-materials-Male-sex/32618518710.html

>>57743949
I found some dick pills that literally claim to be an ancient chinese recipe. They will turn your dick into a rocket apparently.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Natural-Chinese-Herbs-Men-Sex-Enhancer-Penis-Enlargement-Strong-Erction-Male-Female-Libido-Sex-Pills-for/32754759769.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000014.11.ECAjC0&scm=1007.13338.49930.0&pvid=5cd1f985-e3a9-461f-8adc-0a65c6f2aab3&tpp=1

How do you get over the rational fear of chinks spying on me.

Rational because there's evidence for this

>>57743949
pressed protein powder?

>>57743978
Dude, they have to say in there it won't damage your kidney or liver. What the fuck.

>>57743768
Does the pope still shit in the woods?

>>57743979
Would you rather let the NSA do it? NSA can arrest you but the chinks can't.

>>57743933
im 39 sir

>>57743979
how have u gotten over the rational fear of western nations spying on u bb

>>57743768
Better buy Xiaomeme than some no-name brand that will get your barred from some flights

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does this mean that they have this amount of time to process it, or does it mean it's going to take at least this amount of time?

>want to send an email about shitty soldering on a thing I bought
>oh wait whoops I didn't want to return it already, wanted to ask a question instead
>close return
>suddenly realize what I had done
don't you dare mr. chink, just accept my request
if the jews gave me a refund despite more than 60 days, you better fucking do it

>>57743793
More like Dubya => everything goes to shit. It's a habit of his.

>>57744065
The first one.

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My two hugsby flashlights came in today

>>57744065
thats the amount of time they have

>>57744065
They have this amount of time to give you a tracking number, which can be fake or not, before the order is automatically closed and you refunded.

>>57744074
dubya, clinton, what's the difference lmao

>>57744099
>what's the difference

8 years.

>>57744110
stone cold

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Any of you guys ever win those freebies off AliExpress?

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Our Girl.

>>57744268
That's a 5/10 in chinklandia

>>57744268
I lol'd at their attempt to trick me into thinking it was a live feed.

Any aliexpress coupon?

>>57744268
>>57744277
i imagine her as the daughter of a happy chinese merchant.

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>>57744417

As if my glasses story didn't make it into the OP

CHINKED

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57744896
why is everyone in chimpcago a horrendous faggot?

>>57744268
no

>>57743130
>Why are all my pictures twisted?
EXIF data on each image tells it to take a different orientation than the native rotation for the camera. In other words, 4chan displays the literal image orientation, ignoring the exif data that tells just about every other program in existence what the image's ACTUAL orientation is supposed to be.

I fix it by opening each affected image in an image editor and rotating 360 degrees and saving over the old image.

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bought one of those flexible phone cases but it's missing holes for the volume control buttons
what type of knife would i need to cut some holes out cleanly?

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Got my chinky posters in, I like all of them, but the background for the queen poster is pretty low quality, and the godzilla one is a little dull colored. I'll probably leave like 3 stars or something so I'm not a total store ruiner.

>>57745019
hilary duff is pure

>>57745031
chink them back for all that they're worth

>>57745019
m-moar

>>57744947
Look all I know is that I live in corn husker territory in the midwest and was bored out of my mind. Go back and look more closely at "shipping method" and "payment method" because I'll be damned if I put in 15 minutes' effort and don't have Babby's First Image Edit recognized.

And you better believe I'm gonna shitpost about it all day the very moment it arrives. I'll probably even start a completely separate thread about it just to accrue as many (you)s as possible.

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>>57745031
>text translated to mexican

QUICK
WHAT CAN I GET FOR MY WAIFU WITH 2 DOLLAH

>>57745134
toxic paint dildo

>>57745134
Rabbit tail butt plug.

I just bought a Le Max 2 from AliExpress.

What am I in for?

>>57745031
>godzilla
I now regret buying the poster it's even the same one

>>57745205
Having to carry around a USB-C to 3.5mm audio jack dongle

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That sinking feeling.

Too bad Singapore is too far away, it took forever to fly this thing.

>>57745278
Your package has a better story than Twilight.

>>57745031
You should've just spent a few more bucks and got custom posters instead. Most of the premade posters on Ali either use low quality images or shitty grocery bagish paper

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h-hey guys check out my sick new pokeman cards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3EkTNEEreM

>>57745450
How does one go about custom prints? I contacted a local printing company and inquired about custom prints but they haven't given me any prices yet.

>>57745504
Why the fuck would you buy and review this

>>57745504
>tfw just played yugioh card games in college this year
life is alright

>>57745570
As always, vaccination.

>>57745504
i remember old fakes used to be kind of thin, you could see a light shining behind them unlike a real one

>>57744268
New queen of /g/

>>57745596
The thickness is actually spot on, surprisingly.

>>57745570
you're in /csg/, the thread dedicated to buying dumb shit

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Take your guesses... Finally arrived from 11.11!!

>>57745659
butt plug

>>57745659
meme phone

Just bought a dildo + suction cup, a blacklight to see what semen's in my apartment, a pair of womens panties without a photo, tenga egg and butt lifting underwear for my health

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>>57745670
>>57745676

>>57745632
>you're in /csg/, the thread dedicated to buying dumb shit

Yes but making a full-on video review of some fake pokemon cards off ali is beyond "dumb shit"

>>57745659
>>57745708
Why was it 1.9kg?

>>57745278
What did you buy?

>>57745708
that looks like it'll hurt when you stick it in your butt.
should've got a glass one.

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>>57745670
>>57745676
The back

>>57745708
Looks pretty good desu especially the crown. What model is it anon?

>>57745711
>Why was it 1.9kg
Honestly... No idea. The watch certainly feels hefty, but not nearly that heavy!

>>57745724
how much?

>>57743050
Post some links

>>57745724
Looks like a unitas 6497 clone

>>57744235
I think only the biggest normalfags with blogs, unboxing videos and shit get those, not random users

>>57745738
>>57745759
This is the listing. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/43mm-Corgeut-Sapphire-Sterile-Black-Dial-Hand-Winding-Mens-Watch/32637242542.html

It went up $40 since I bought it though.

>>57745753
To?

>>57745769
>sterile
lmao you got castrated by chinkshit

>>57745677
Post feet and socks :3

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>>57743208

That is one douchy looking eyewear... How's the sound like?

>tfw no part of the ruling elite so can't fuck lolis with impunity
why live

>>57745793
lol, just means there is no brand written on the dial.

>>57745839
i like this non branding

>>57745719
Mao posters and Communist propaganda

>>57743208

S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
Y

>>57745865
Me as well. I figured, I would rather there no brand than some chinky brand. amirite

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Anyone have a link to the official KZ store on ali?

>>57745985
https://kziems.aliexpress.com/store/1358152

>>57745985
snek

>>57745947
urite

>>57745947
There's no shame in using chink brand.

>>57743208
>australia
>picture is upside down
p o e t r y
o
e
t
r
y

>>57745504

That's crazy they've moved on to actual fake boxes and boosters. I got a bunch of fake MTG cards a year or two ago in place of proxies and they were awesome. Even the cheap ones I went for looked decent though wouldn't pass any close inspection. If they started putting out sealed MTG I would stupidly buy it.

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Help me /csg/. what words can i string together on Ali to find a watch like pic related?

Meaning the same width all the way around?

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When Fidget Cube comment section gets out of hand.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/TAD-IX9-Militar-Tactical-Cargo-Outdoor-Pants-Men-Combat-SWAT-Army-Training-Military-Pants-Hiking-Hunting/32285848447.html

So I bought these and I can say that they are very comfy they feel like pajamas except they have lots of pockets.
The back pockets are amazing since they are not actually right behind your but so i think these will be the first pants where actually use them.
They are not super cheap but I would still highly recommend them, from how they have felt for this first hour, we will see how long they last.
overall 9/10

>>57746264
kek

>>57746257
Try:
women square watch

>>57744896
anon please let us know your thoughts on this crazy little computer. also try to run macOS.

>>57746264
rekt

>>57746286
Post pic with you wearing it
Blur the face if you want

>>57746299
>run macOS
literally why

>>57746422
Anon you have been lied to, you're not in fact supposed to wear pants on your head.

Hey csg

Is it worth making another account so I can get that $8 coupon for the first time app order?

>>57746595
Maybe.

>>57746595
That's nigger tier behaviour.

>>57746609
You're confusing niggers with jews

>>57743652
Headsets are almost always undeniably shit. Don't buy them.

>>57745019
Hobby knives/scalpels

>>57745019
l-lewd....

>>57746595
you have another credit card to go with it?

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Any /csg/-approved nylon for fembois?

>>57746791
with complimentary customs inspection!

>>57746804
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-Sexy-LadyBoy-Nylon-Spandex-Pantyhose-Stocking-Gay-Homo-Femboi-Tights-Stockings-Transparent/32255055556.html

>>57746866
probably nice wearing this OVER highheels

>>57746783
Nope

>>57746804
>>57746885
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CSG-Approved/32426790342.html

>>57746908
dayum...

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>>57746908
What did he mean by this??

>>57742982
Do a test area before using it on your face. You might literally melt your face if it's a shady supplier.

>>57746866
>stirrups

There needs to be more of this/

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>>57746928
>>57746972
tfw Oukitel phones don't work on Cricket

>>57746928
My Timmy E82 fell from shoulder heights inside a cave and bounced once on the screen side.

No Damage.

>>57745867
Link me up fampai

>>57746928
Get a case, man....

>>57747054
>.ru
Come on now.

>chair broke
>all the swivel chairs that aren't 100% ass cost like 70 EUR or more
chink shit has ruined me

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>>57746908
Got those for the gf, confirmed kawaii af but one pair was duff, might be worth getting a couple.

Strategies for good excuses to get a phone refunded from Aliexpress?

I am a roody poo and need a free device.

>>57747062
>gf
Don't lie. That's you isn't it?

>>57747062
MOAR???

>>57747054
Why do they even spam here?

>>57747071
I have video evidence to the contrary. Also my thighs are chunky and hairy.

>>57746928
Photos look small, 650x488 only. I'd like a bigger camera for my phone.

>>57747080
Tempered glass ones?

What female hormone brand is reputable on Ali?

>>57747118
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/approved-supplier/32678094346.html

>>57745539
There's sellers on ali, just search "custom silk poster"

>>57747153
Looks dystopian man

>>57746804
Bit of an investment and not nylons but I have to endorse these:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pair-L-size-800g-False-breast-Artificial-Breasts-Silicone-Breast-Forms-34C-36B-38A-Fake-boobs/32597935357.html

bought them a month and a half ago, pretty satisfied. A little small (as in, you probably wont look like the femboi u want to be) but workable.

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My 11.11 hats arrived, though tracking has them being in shenzen still. Dont trust the chinks I guess. Pretty good hats though.

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>>57747187

I can't stop touching my dick at work...

>>57747223
Stop touching my dick fag.

>>57747252
No. Stop complaining, its not like your wife is going to find out.

>>57747207
>>57747223
>>57747252
>>57747275
>>57747281

Samefag. Sad!

>>57747292
Get out kid.

>>57747313
Lithuania, but you'll get a much shoddier one.

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>>57747292

I NEED TO BUY XMAS PRESENTS AM I TOO FUCKING LATE?????

>>57747348
About 3 weeks late.

>>57747354
FUCK

>>57747354
>>57747360

that's a conservative estimate. I'd say 4-5 weeks late

>>57747360
Unless you like to live dangerously.

>>57747292
>Sad!
Go back to /r/the_donald

>>57747348
>>57747360
You can't fuck your sister, anon.

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These still bombs? Also, how long does it usually take from something to come from Schenzhen China?

>>57747478
Where do you live anon?

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>>57747275
Where do these weird pikachu images come from?

>>57742982
nigga wtf go to a pharmacy.
but by any means, go to a dermatologist asap.

>>57747478
Is this a chink eleaf? I remember when I was into vapes I had that model. As soon as I read about the auto firing I sent that shit back.

HOUSE FIRE

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>>57747492
FL

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a package? for me?

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rolled real tight inside
here's hoping quality isnt pure undiluted shit

>>57747515
also
>acne
>exposition to sunlight
NO YOU IDIOT, get some suncream 50fps or more.

check /fa/, and consult a professional

>>57747518
It's becoming more apparent that the ones that auto'd where clones. Ever since eleaf put the authenticity scratch off on their boxes it's seldom heard of. Also eleaf are all chick, they're owned by joytech

>>57747555
Thats a weird flashlight anon
I hope your dad doesn't mind

Hi Friend

>>57747570
The site I ordered off of was the biggest at the time. I would find it laughable if it was a clone, fucking retards.

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>>57747578
not quite a flashlight
or fleshlight thankfully

quality is pretty good too

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Hat in use

>>57747636
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
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>>57742956
Where can I get good Supreme fakes? Or just cool branded clothes in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GabbhncfE

After watching this I want a fucking drone right now.

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32679178734.html

Are these items legit??

>>57747929
Sure, but its hemp, not mj. You can make rope and paper and shit, but it sure as hell aint getting you high.

If they were real, GL getting 100 marijuana seeds through customs.

>>57747776

UNHS if you're a noob to noticing all the tells and stuff. Floating E, etc.

>>57747776
Comfy Clothing Stores:
https://langmeng.aliexpress.com/store/1775206?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.93djij
https://e-baihui.aliexpress.com/store/903027?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.5d2igZ
https://langbeeyar.aliexpress.com/store/1361294

Comfy Wooden Accessories/watches:
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2178077?spm=2114.01010208.3.15.aSKLQ4

Supreme Fakes (Watches):
https://chenxi.aliexpress.com/store/2670089
https://guanqin.aliexpress.com/store/2220164?spm=2114.11010108.1000002.20.VxvYmt
https://liandu.aliexpress.com/store/312151?spm=2114.01010108.3.124.4NLeYd

Mid-Range Watch Shit:
https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-seagull.html

>>57743049
It's not acne. the cheeks don't produce oil to clog the pores. What you have are ingrown hairs that have inflamed. The swelling and maybe yellow spots are pus caused. You might have tried to shave it or have really thick hair down there. Either way, really, really don't go for acne treatments. Also sun won't help. Sun doesn't even help acne all that much unless you're under careful treatment. 8/10 it just scars you.

>>57747776
>Cheap and Comfy Shoes:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/38-48-Hecrafted-brand-men-casual-shoes-comfortable-fashion-men-shoes-LS119/32692752437.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Lightweight-men-Outdoor-walk-Protect-Casual-Shoes-Laceup-Breathable-Flat-Flats-Loafers-Zapatos-casual/32669328665.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-2015-Top-Fashion-brand-men-Sneakers-Canvas-men-s-flats-shoes-men-Daily-casual-shoes/32343517968.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-men-casual-shoes-39-45-comfortable-spring-fashion-breathable-men-shoes-W3223-1/32600913888.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Fashion-High-Top-Casual-Shoes-For-Men-PU-Leather-Lace-Up-Red-White-Black-Color/32497498321.html

https://xper.aliexpress.com/store/1971349?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.cejMsf

>>57748106
>>57748095
post screen

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>Netherlands surface mail

>>57748118
Interesting...
By the way, is the Battery meme real?

>>57748170
I don't see the screen scratch

I really dont know shit about phone processors, but I was considering a Redmi note 3 that's widely recommended, but there's a Zenphone 3 2GB version on sale for $150 right now.

Can some kind anon help me know which is the better phone?
http://www.gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPhone1=8206&idPhone2=7863

>>57747990
Where can I get really good ones then?

>>57748211
Have not ever heard about it until now.

>>57748190
Redmeme 3 Pro
If you can live without a Headphone jack, go for the Letv LeEco Le 2

If you can stomach MTK, go for the Elephone S7

If you bump your budget a little, you can try for the Lenovo ZUK.

If you up your budget to the $300+ range, you can go for the OP3/OP3-T/Axon 7

>>57748211
Not him but it's 80bucks more and has 3hours less SoT

>>57748258
I got it and I'm not that tempted by it. It fall from 2meters height onto wood and the upper half of the touchscreen doesn't work anymore. I use a case so no scratches or dents. And I removed the anti glare protection since it got some stains.
Overall it's decent and the unofficial Resourection Remix is flawless.

>>57748288
>fall onto wood
>with a fucking case
>breaks
What a shitty phone.

>>57748315
Yeah build quality could be better. The screen has no damage the digitizer is broken.

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>>57748190

Well, I just found the New Memes
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-360-QIKU-Ultimate-Snapdragon-808-CPU-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-6-0-Inch-1920-1080/32507328135.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/OPPO-R9-Plus-R9Plus-Snapdragon-Ocat-Core-CPU-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-6-0-inch-1920/32706897153.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Elephone-S7-4G-Smartphone-Android-6-0-Helio-X20-Deca-Core-4G-3G-64G-32G-13MP/32771903511.html

>You can try them out if you want

>>57748346
Isn't the software support of oppo dogshit?

>>57748315
And it wasn't the first fall...

What's a good $110 phone?

I'm contemplating on Mi4c (battery is small?) or Xperia Z1 Compact (battery is small?).

Other phones seem to have inferior cameras.

>>57748405
>http://s.aliexpress.com/m2QfYVJb
>$200
>My limit is only $120

Too bad.

>>57748454
>my limit is only 120
Then why are you looking at a zenfone 3 for $150?

>>57748405
Battery life is the most important thing regarding daily usage. Carrying a powerbank is annoying and uncomfy. A snapdragon 430 and 3gb ram is enough to have a lagfree experience if you don't play games or participate on every social media platform that exists.
I already ordered a repair kit since it was only 30€ including digitizer screen and tools.
As i said it's overall decent since I dropped I quite often tbqh. The screen is bright, the DAC/amp is better than a similar priced Xperia m2, the reception is better than my m7's.

any of you guys order nato straps from alie?

thinking about ordering some PU leather joints...

Can i order real xbox 360 wireless controllers on ebay or ali or just buy one in mediamarkt for twice the price?


Also if i get a fake one will the cinkery make it work like a 360 one? I mean pc recognizing it as one and stuff

>>57748574
I never said battery life isn't important, but it's not the only metric you should judge a phone by.

>>57748692
Yes

>>57748716
Yes for which question mate

>>57748722
Yes

How can I marry Maki

>>57748732
Hang yourself you fucking faggot

Where can I get a good camo vinyl wrap for laptop that doesnt look like utter shit. All on ebay and aliexpress are cartoon looking retard patterns

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>>57748722
Your pc will recognise a third party one like an xbox one. Might have different button layout but you can fix that up in your pc easily.

>>57748366
http://www.phonebunch.com/compare-phones/oppo_r9_plus-2384-vs-coolpad_cool_1_dual-2592/

Coolpad is different from Oppo

>>57748763
This >>57748732 wasn't me btw.

>>57748759
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2PCS-PVC-Car-Sticker-Bomb-Wrap-For-Car-Motorcycle-Mobile-Phone-Laptop-Wall-Suitcase-Scooter-Guitar/32735934186.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/60x152cm-9-Color-Options-DIY-3D-Carbon-Fiber-Vinyl-Sticker-Decal-Wrap-Sheet-Roll-Film-Car/32344205390.html

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got my two pairs of UiiSii HM7
kudos to the anon that recommended them, the sound quality is very clear and the bass is not missing, but not zircon level
a very nice pair of cheap in ears, but i have to see how long they will last

>>57748759
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-3pcs-Laptop-protection-stickers-Lamination-Cover-Skin-Decal-Wrap-Screen-12-to-15-4inches/32624647917.html

>>57748763
But do i have to use that program on pc which makes it look like a real 360 one or i just connect it and the game already show it as a 360 one?

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I have a pair of KZ ED12's
a pair of ED10's
and a pair of ATE S

all arriving tomorrow

:3c

hopefully

>>57748810
But the DZAT DF-10, Joyroom JR-E103, Tennmak Piano, SENDIY M2, Vivo XE800 and VJJB K4S are all objectively better, Anon

Don't buy into the Hype

>>57748257
thank you anon, I'm not exactly sure what MTK is, but I'm trying to find out now

>>57748856
It depends. I've had 3 generics and one of them ended up working like the original xbox controller. The other 2 had a different layout so I had to use some program in steam.

>>57748947
im not buying into the hype, but at 2$ a pair can you really not say they are excellent value?

>>57748871
>>57748810

Vivo XE800 purportedly uses the same driver as the VSonics GR07

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-VIVO-XE800-High-Definition-Moveable-HIFI-Sound-Eystem-In-ear-Earphone-With-Mic-Voice/32733888374.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tennmak-Piano-in-ear-back-neck-sport-detachatble-3-5mm-earphone-earbud-heaphone-with-microphone-and/32598892980.html

You guys are wayyyyyyyyyyyy behind the curve if you haven't got at least one of these beauties.

>>57748965
Mediatek, newfag

My boobpad is finally in my country.
Finally.

>>57748991
but I got all of them combined for less than 18$

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>>57748965
It's mediatek.

Anons will lie and say its worse than snapdragon and exynos, but they're lying.

Redmi pro with mediatek performs better than even the samsung galaxy note 5

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>>57749009
Good for you, now post pics

>>57749022
Yeah
>But Muh Custom ROMs

>>57749035
Not with that attitude.

For example:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/android/general/guide-homtom-ht6-twrp-root-roms-mods-t3296277

>>57749035
Think about it man, which of these devices will get better custom rom support?

>A flagship from LG, HTC, Sony, etc
Or
>a budget tier phone from China that most Normies don't even know existed

>>57749174
Like 1+?

>>57749022
Mtk is inefficient af and gets less rom support. A low performance mtk k6000pro gets barely an hour more sot than a midrange rn3p which has 2000mah less.

>>57749174
ZUK z2 has every common custom ROM.

>>57749215
Does it have aokp?

>>57749196
>comparing a 2014 SoC to a 2016 SoC
Nigga what are you doing?

>>57748796
>>57748826

Please KYS

>>57749221
Yeah

>>57749274
Link?

Also, miui too? How about flyme?

Couldn't find it on xda.

Dirty unicorns? Purity rom? All available too?

Are there any good mousepads? Dont care about size but preferably a solid one.

I think? I dont know much about how mice works and what mousepad works best. I have a laser mouse

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Mother bought something on AliExpress and the product didn't get here, says it's been sent and nothing more, opened a dispute for refund and now chinks are trying to chink her. What's the best chink reply to this chinkery?

>>57748965
mediatek as apposed to qualcom snapdragon.

>>57749022
mtk isnt necessarily worse than snapdragon but its closed. They dont release their kernal so there are no custom roms being made.
if you want cyanogen go for the snapdragon.

>>57743979
Stop buying chink shit.

>>57749324
wait the extra time and if it doesn't arrive open a dispute, duh
this is pretty normal

>>57749232
Similar price segment
>>57749295
Zukfans.eu

>>57749359
Not even.
That's the helio x25.

>>57748969
Can you give a link or post a picture of the one with the correct layout?

>>57748856

Dude, how fucking old are you?

This is the type of questions that get solved with 2 minutes of googling or reading the product feedback on Ali

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Got my 11.11 chink gamepad. Its a Gamesir g3w which i got for 13€. Feels really good in hand and works perfect in my Pc and memephone note 3.

>>57749356
I already opened the dispute cause my morhers' buyer protection was ending, from what I understand they want me to close it

>>57749259
No
This seller >>57748826 allows you to make custom skins for your laptop.

Don't be such an autist pls

>>57748481
What should I look at?

>>57749476
Don't be a smartass, just say you don't know the answer or don't bother to reply.

>>57749539
Up your budget and get this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-360-QIKU-Ultimate-Snapdragon-808-CPU-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-6-0-Inch-1920-1080/32507328135.html

Just got my CC knoife so I can open packages that I get in the office

Now I just have to figure out how it functions

>>57749569
Why not 360 N4S instead?

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>>57749608
Forgot pic

>>57749621

Unfold the blade outwards, fold the sides of the card inside until the plastic snaps connect.

>>57749476
By your autistic logic noone should ask questions because every quedtion can be answered by researching


you fucking retarded faggot

Anyone tried these Swell-looking Wooden Over-ears?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Langsdom-FA890-Original-Premium-Genuine-Wood-Headset-Noise-Cancelling-Stereo-Natural-Surround-Sound-Extremely-Soft-Headphone/32511992917.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-High-End-MSUR-N650-HiFi-Wooden-Metal-Headphone-Headset-Earphone-With-Beryllium-Alloy-Driver/32651340766.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-BossHifi-B8-HiFi-Wooden-Metal-Headphone-Black-Mahogany-Headset-Earphone-With-Beryllium-Alloy-Driver-And/32655139178.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Langsdom-FA890-Original-Premium-Genuine-Wood-Headset-Noise-Cancelling-Stereo-Natural-Surround-Sound-Extremely-Soft-Headphone/32492587658.html

>>57749608
got one of these for exactly the same reason. it's illegal to carry a knife here unless it's required in my profession, but i figure this one isn't that conspicous.

it's a bit dull but easily opens tape and cardboard.

>>57749359
Rn3p is 150€ and k6000 pro 120€...

best iem for gamingg? big soundstage with precise 3D imaging?

>>57749650
Underage well and truly identified.

>>57749739
kz ed9
Compared to Audio Technica IM-70, it's soundstage is massive

>>57749739
Here you are kiddo
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Langsdom-A10-Wired-Waterproof-Headphone-Square-Metal-Super-Bass-Headset-General-Computer-Music-Earplugs-In-ear/32424346399.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-VJJB-K4-K4S-DIY-Wood-Earphone-with-MIC-Magic-Bass-Sound-HiFi-In-Ear-Earphones/32704118673.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Edifier-hifi-H210-earphones-bass-stereo-headphones-for-music-high-quality-headsets-with-gift-box/32650639891.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Takstar-HI1200-HIFI-Wooden-Bass-In-Ear-Headphones-Earphone-Button-control-cable-3-5mm-Bass/32646913174.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Original-New-Moxpad-X6-Stereo-Headset-In-Ear-Sport-Running-Wireless-Earphone-Studio-Music-with/32667614652.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-EINSEAR-T2-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5MM-Stereo-In-Ear-Headset-Dynamic-Earbuds-Aerospace-aluminum/32745157238.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Original-DZAT-DR-20-3-5mm-In-Ear-Earphone-DIY-DJ-Headset-Metal-Heavy/32505171642.html

>we tried knocking on your door
>not home
>have to wait until tomorrow before I can get my chink item
REEEEEEEEEE

>>57749739
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1246446

>>57749832
>You dun goofed

>>57748454
>Was not able to buy a RN3P 2GB on 11.11
>Learn that Mi5c is coming on December 6.

Nice. Hopefully a max of $150.

>>57749904
>2GB

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>>57742956
>censored fp scanner
noice

I received muh h-bridges today, they were just put in tge envelope without even a ziploc bag. Probably doesn't matter but it's very chinky. Chips seem to be sanded for extra chinkness. And it came with SunYou which is probably one of the shittiest mail companies.

Overall 9.3/10 for chinkyness
No idea if this even works yet but that should be easy to test.

>>57748170
to me it seems that the thiccness + meh software are not worth the battery life improvement over the redmeme then.

>>57749832
at least it was your own fault.
I was just able to follow in the dhl tracking how they loaded my package into their truck and how two hours later "it wasn't possible to deliver" the package and they are bringing it back to their service center where I'll have to get it myself.
I was at home the entire time and my doorbell didn't ring once in that time frame.
fuck those lazy bastards. [spoiler]it wasn't even chinkshit[/spoiler]

>>57749647

Thanks.
It actually works great for the use that I bought it, cuts through the packaging of my parcels with ease

>>57749915
I don't see a problem with that.

>>57750106
For that price? Maybe for casuals. But 3GB+ is a must

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Any THICC reviews?

>>57749993

Why not get a cheap folding knife instead though? Any of the ones recommended in the /csg/ infographic will be infinitely more useful than the card one you got.

Any anons bought an esp8266 that works.I got 2 from different sellers and only 1 of them works.I don't remember wich is from what seller and don't want to get chinked.

>>57749748
I know you are :^}

So anyone picking this up?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/UMI-Plus-E-Helio-P20-MT6757-Front-Touch-ID-Mobile-Phone-6GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-5/2028011_32768018975.html

Specs look promising

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>>57748947
Dude, i own the joyroom e103 and don't find it particularly impressive.
>Shitty cable quality
>No fuckin strain relief
>Plasticity feel despite being made with aluminum
>Low sensitivity in a bad way
On the plus side, it sounds like kz ate with more refined high. Nice faux leather pouch. And the packaging looks like an expensive product

It's a good Christmas gift, but that's it

>>57750153
>But 3GB+ is a must
Not for me.

What's your favorite chinkshit PC speakers?

>>57750472
Edifiers

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what's up lads, just got chinked for first time, pretty butthurt.
I ordered a ruizu x02, but went for one listing that had like 30 orders, and when it arrived it was a shitty ass fake mp3 player. I paid like 10 quid, how much should I ask for?

>>57750582
10 quid.

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>>57750596
I'm thinking maybe £8.50, since I can get a device equivalent to what they gave me for £1.50

that way I have some leg to stand on, will Jack Ma smile upon me otherwise?

bonus, guess what this is

>>57749787
>>57749817
>>57749841
thanks anons... but so many recommendations, which one is best suited for fps games?

>>57750664
All of them

>>57750664
Like I said, ed9 works well for games. Directional positioning (Left/right) is amazing

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>>57750625
this is literally the best thing I've ever bought from china

still any guesses as to what it is?

>>57750704
Ear spoon, clearly

>>57750704
Ear rape with a spoon?

>>57750704
some kind of stoner tool

>>57750704
memekake

>>57750183

I do have a Sanremu and an Enlan folding knives (gonna gift the Enlan to my dad).

Both are great knives, I got the CC knife because
1) I just wanted to have it as a novelty item
2) I'm a business consultant and at least 30% of this job is keeping up a certain appearance (clean-shaven every day, suits and ties etc.) and I think that busting out a folding knife at the office doesn't "fit"
I guess I could get some fancy letter opener, but the CC knife will do just fine.

Was the CC a part of the /csg/ bingo or not? I forgot

>>57750682
alright gonna buy it, which is better, order from kz official store or wooeasy earphone store?

>>57743785
i probably offtopic here but, you can try order xgene from malaysia.

>>57750725
>>57750733
>>57750750
>>57750758
story time(this is true srs):
Back in primary school, when I was around 8 or 9, I had a small group of friends, with a dramatic faggot as the "leader". He had this this little green transparent bouncy ball, which we played with until one day it broke. He didn't have any better idea than to break it up into pieces and share them amongst the four of us.
I didn't really know what to do with my bit, so I broke it up again into smaller pieces, just a handful. Then later that day, with the pieces in my pocket, we were all singing gay ass hymns, and I decided that I didn't want to hear this shit, so I thought that I would block my ears with a piece. So I shoved a but in my left ear, and then jammed it in further just for good measure.
Knowing that I had just fugged up big time when I could not get it back out again, I told my parents but they didn't believe me, since they couldn't see anything.
At various times in the ten or so years following, I would try to get it out by various methods, by using solvents, oils, tweezers, water and going to the doctor multiple times.
All methods proved unfruitful, and only caused more doubt to be placed upon me, or result in days of constant pain.

Eventually I decided that I must make peace with the fact that I am going to die with this in my ear, and would live out the rest of my days with slightly worse hearing on my left side.

Until I saw this on aliexpress for less than a handful of change that I would not think twice about spending on frivolities. I thought it would be worth the try, even if it does cause more unbearable pain.

I unscrewed the base, took out the scoop attachment, placed it in the end and tightened the locking mechanism and tried it out on my right ear, it worked very well, and then I decided to try it out on my left ear.

I felt that piece of fucking plastic, and expected that once again I would tell myself "don't bother fucking with that stupid plastic ever again"

>>57750832
both

>>57750674
>tfw being third world anon, where 1.00usd is over 4.00 of own currency

and i'm surprised how cheap other anons are despite shopping in dollars

>>57745019

use a drill faget

>>57750832
Got mine from banggood but one of those should be cheaper idk