/csg/ -Chink Shit Generals >Explodin' Memes<

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My kazoo came in very big package

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>>57751032
For you

>>57751021
really makes you think...

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I'm going to review a lot of chink shit
check out the latest review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS0Gox0gfLQ&t=24s

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Anyone has the large image of the bottom mid one?

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might as well show all the chink shit I got so far
>straight edge razor (not really, just takes half a DE blade)
>DE safety razor with an easy open mechanism
>navy nato strap for my casio f91w
>chinese multitool


also pictured is the piece of plastic that I got out of my left ear after 10 years underneath the multitool and next to the penny.
This thing is more me than me, it has been with me for the majority of my existence and my cells have been replaced since that time. It has remained constant, even though it has been stained it still remains partially transparent.

should I put it back in?

>>57751083
>should I put it back in?
I know you're joking but don't be stupid anon

>>57751065
Speak louder with confidence
Can't hear you with all that mumbling

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>>57751096
I mean, it wouldn't hurt me, and I could take it out again if I wanted


oh and of course, the fake ruizu x02, fucking chinked


last pic of it btw

>>57751126
How did you get it out

>>57751117
Will try brah but my microphone has no stand so i have to hold it in my hand which causes the low volume

>>57751132
With the earspoon in >>57751083

shit fuck
EU commission is cracking down on cheap chink shit

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-eu-taxation-ecommerce-idUSKBN13K1VQ
>Separately, the Commission also wants to act against VAT fraud from consignments sent from outside the EU. Currently, they are VAT-exempt if worth below 22 euros. This allows fraud by declarations of artificially low amounts. The Commission said this exemption would go.

feels bad to be europoor...

>>57751132
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-4-In-1-Multifunctional-Golden-Opener-Screwdriver-Mini-Steel-Earpick-Ear-Cleaners-Keychain-handle-5WNC/32757120749.html

I paid eighteen pence for this, best day of my life

>>57751140
Wtf you risked perforating your eardrums

Also could you even ear before

>>57751083
Did you notice any hearing changes?

>>57751137
Either start editing or get a damn stand

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>>57751079
Never mind, found it. Dem Russian legs dough....

>>57750990
oh wow cool anon for including gaming thread i started

>>57751137
Oh yeah and work on your presentation.
Your eyes keep avoiding the camera like some kind of socially awkward millennial.

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time for some bingo

>>57750990
dafuq? Is this real?

>>57751155
The Chinks will find a way around it
>>Calling it now

>>57751164
>>57751165
I've always had to adjust the balance of earphones so that it was a bit louder in the left side, but now it feels great, if a little louder in the left side now as my body adjusts.

I'm wasn't scared of hurting myself permanently, there is a sharp pain whenever I push it in too far, I know my limits

btw some more chink shit LITERALLY just arrived

now I've opened it with muh straight edge razor, it's my caclulator watch, pretty cool

>>57751065
real man wear the nike cap with the metal swoosh on the side

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>>57751228
Indeed. You could always trust the chinks with finding the loopholes.

>>57751198
Power bank
Chinkphone
Chinkmech keyboard

Memes I didn't regret. Storage shit can be bought for the same price in Europe.

Does there exist a chinky roomba where you can program in a route instead of just letting it aimlessly wander around the room?

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>>57751198

>>57751290
Go buy a RC car m8

>>57751290
Midea for the High-end
Haier for the low-to-mid range

Does the randomizer show items from a list? I'm getting the same shit up to four times.

>>57751198
The fuck is free space?

>>57751319
Yes it's also mostly ironic

>>57751337
Never played bingo?

>>57751083
I have that exact same replaceable straight razor body. Bought 400 blades off Amazon for $7

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>>57751198

I'm a clumsy tard who can't drive a RC car straight. Suggest me a quadcopter.

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>>57751083

>>57751377
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Syma-X13-4-Channel-6-Axis-Mini-Quadcopter-Drone-Throwing-Flight-Headless-without-Camera-USB-Charging/32659669566.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Profession-Quadcopter-Drones-JJRC-H20-2-4G-4CH-6Axis-3D-Rollover-Headless-Model-RC-Helicopter/32728354344.html

>>57751079
>>57751171

Who is that?

>>57751440
A fishnet stockings review on Ali

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Ayy lmao

>>57751440
Your Mom

Anyone with the spare change to test these shit out?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-4G-WIFI-iphone-Android-controlled-spy-tank-Real-time-transmission-system-i-spy-tank-iphone/1644825653.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/wifi-rc-tank-drone-with-camera-video-in-radio-controlled-radio-controlled-model-tanks-tanque-leopard/32760236506.html

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Should I do it?

>be some time ago
>order 4 step-ups from ali, I need one but they're like 89 cents so 4
>decide some time later (but less time than the previous some time) to buy a step-up from ebay because I have become impatient
>times passes to yesterday
>a single step-up arrives, I have forgotten about my ebay purchase
>I go on ali like "hey you damned yellow nigger where are my stepups I ordered 4 you only shipped 1 damn your eyes"
>seller is like "so solly we send you out more you make good review velly good yes"
>today 4 step-ups arrive from ali

Should I apologise?

wow look, a package
what could it be?
hint: it may give me actual cancer

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>>57751552
here's the package

>>57751155
honestly I wouldn't have any problems with paying VAT on my purchases
if the postal jews wouldn't add a $15 handling fee every time you have to pay them

>>57751533
>he's not on EMP

>>57751456
>>57751468

Oh, I thought it was a trap, lol.
Been here too long I guess.

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>>57751546
Yes
Do it or you get chinked on your next purchase

>>57751546
That's entirely your fault m8. I'd apologize and leave a comment review.

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Got my 11.11. Shark card, will be fed to my Gitup Git2 (which hasn't yet arrived).

What's the best dual boot tablet for less than $200?

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https://telegram.me/chinkshitgeneral

>>57751570
What's EMP?

>>57751609
Chuwi
Onda
Cube
Teclast
Jumper

>>57751620
Why should I use it over Discord?

Got 2 family members to fall for the Redmeme. Feels good. All hail our Xiaomi overlords.

>>57751609
buy ipad mini 2 -- don't fall for tablet memes, they're not headphones.

>>57751641
Did I tell you to?

>>57751609
The Mipad should be within your budget

Hello my fellow chinksters
Want to spread the good news that the Xiaomi Redmi 3 /3 Pro (codename : ido, NOT the Redmi 3S/ 3S Prime/3X) will be getting official builds of CM14.1 soon. Might be worth it rather than the RN3P if you like smaller phones and decent camera.

Link: https://download.cyanogenmod.org/?device=ido

Might have to wait a few days for official builds to be uploaded.

>>57751708
3 pro isn't ido
just the 3 is ido
and y, they're different

>>57751083
Link to the strap?

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>>57751460
cotton gloves

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>>57751418
>recommending the JJRC H20 to a self-confessed spastic over the much simpler-to-use H20C

http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_448092.html?wid=21

>>57751784
ffs H20H not H20C

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>>57751198

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>>57751784
>Why not? It could be fun.

>>57751757
Both are ido, you're retarded. They even share the same MIUI ROM. Same chipset, the only difference is the fingerprint sensor.

Just received my icube work 10.
The tablet is okay, but the keyboard's touchpad do as it wishes even if everything else is fine.
Did I get chinked?

>>57751812
I don't know if your meme arrow means you're quoting from the engrish in the product description or asking a question. If it's the latter then the H20H has altitude hold so it will maintain a set height regardless of how far you're angling it on the pitch/roll axes, removing the need to worry about throttle and making it much easier for a beginner to not crash.

Redpill me on LiPo vs Li-Ion batteries.

>>57751833
nope both are not ido, sorry to tell u

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>>57751834
Yes
Now, WhackoJack has your whereabouts

>>57751784
Thank anon

>>57751902
One catches fire the other explodes

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>recommended for you
Hey china what the fuck are you doing

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>tfw even xiaomi chinks you

y tho

>>57751902

Li-ion
More energy-dense, cheaper, however more prone to aging effects

LiPo
substantially lighter, that's basically it

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got my redmeme 4P for a week now, so I guess some kind of short review is in order.
I ordered it factory sealed, so it came with the chinese version of MIUI, haven't bothered yet to change that to the global ROM. I got rid of most of pre-installed chink shit software and use primarily stuff from f-droid, some stuff from apkpure. kinda surprised how fast I adapted to android (coming from nokia n9 and jolla), feels good to use an OS and ecosystem with more than a handful of developers. I love the fingerprint sensor on the back, never bothered with lock codes before, but this is comfy as fuck. I use the tempered glass screen protector and the TPU soft case the seller threw in, feels like the phone might survive a fall or two. the case doesn't fit as snug as I'd like but is still ok.
coming to the best part: battery life
I charged it to full on tuesday evening and didn't have to recharge until yesterday. pic related.
obviously I didn't use it heavily. most of the time it spent on my desk, connected to wifi and not doing anything, broken up by listening to music whenever I left my apartment, some telegramming, some searching and installing apps. the bigger drop in the green area of the graph was when I played some games. depending on your usage pattern YMMV, I guess.
can't say a lot about the camera, not something I use much or where I have a lot of expertise. good enough for taking pics of shit and sending it to friends. definitely better than on my jolla, but that doesn't say much.

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>>57752062
and another screenshot showing the screen on time in that time frame.

>>57752008
>soon to dead
Wut

>>57752037
Charged power banks are heavier; conservation of energy and what not.

>>57752037
oh no it's 0.3mm wider and 3g heavier
better ask for a refund

>>57752008
>Brunei

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>>57752062
>>57752066

>Noice
Post more pics

>>57752008
I keked

>>57752081
it is almost empty tho :^)

>>57752100
you have a tiny chink spirit in your powerbank
dont worry, it happens anytime a child dies in a factory, they tend to gravitate towards the powerbanks

to get rid of it, please order another chink product

Why the fuck is DJI so expensive.

>>57752115
This is what happens when there is virtually no competition, and overhyped marketing.

>>57752112
Does it have to be a xiaomeme product or can it be anything?

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any interesting raspi/smart home sensors to order from china? already have the am2302, looking for new ideas.

>>57751936
Well, fuck.
I wonder what will banggod say about this.
But hey at least it's a decent tablet

>>57752115
>why is a complex product made by an industry leader expensive

>>57752132
it can be anything, but it must be given away to someone you know, this way the spirit can transfer away

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>>57752095
gonna post some pics I took, might show off how good/bad the camera is.

first a close-up of my leaky shower tub which I sent to my landlord.

>>57752162
some shitty picture I took at night when walking home drunk and thinking "let's see how good it takes pictures at night"

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???

>>57752175
>no pic
You're still drunk anon..

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>>57752175
aaaand forgot the pic

>>57752198
passable on social media, nice.

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>>57752198
and some toast where I tried some shit smudge-the-sides effect

>>57752191
>still
>not again
anon pls

>>57752008
Fabricated

>MFW I GOT CHINKED

>ALIBABA CHARGED ME FOR AN ORDER I CANCELLED WITHIN 24 HOURS, NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 15 DAYS TO GET BACK 170$


JUST

>>57752188
It can get more ridiculous
I saw priority shipping for 4 shekels which claimed to be 20-40 days meanwhile standard shipping was 14-30 days

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外国人用不了淘宝吗?

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>>57751552
>>57751565
and - you guessed it - it actually is a pack of 215 grams of 35 different types of tea
I tried one and I'm still alive

>>57752364
Cancer doesn't develop in a singular day anon

>>57752358
用的了,但是大多数卖家不往国外发货

>>57751083
>thinkpad
>not chink

>>57752358
淘宝比aliexpress更速写。
和全汉语的网站是不舒服。

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>>57751930
Redmi 3 / 3 Prime (also known as 3 Pro in some markets) have the same code base. Now fuck off.

>>57752133

So that's temperature and humidity. I have a proximity / movement one, soil hygrometer, sound sensor, and light detector in the mail. Gonna try them all. I'm sure there are others.

My superlux hd681's are beginning to fail, one ear keeps cutting out due to wire fray (I think, theres some inside wire exposed at one part). Should I attempt to fix or just upgrade?

>>57752188
pick china post obviously

>>57752364

I'm waiting on a similar set. Gon b gud. So many tea. Wow.

>>57752364
Rip anon, enjoy the throat cancer..

>>57752421
What are you going to use the proximity/movement one for ? I also have one, not sure what to use it for. Wanted to use it to detect movement in the baby crib and play baby music... And what are you going to use the others for ?
I'd like to gather some stats with the am2303 for our apartments temps compared to the oustide ones.

>>57752400
3 prime is not the 3 pro, please stop spreading misinformation.

>>57752364
What kind of a fucking complete idiot you would have to be to order any kind of food products from fucking China.

>>57752358
他们不懂中文,怎么用淘宝?
去 /cgl/, 有个淘宝线程.

>>57752399
他说的是对的。
对与外国网友, 用阿里比较安全。
买小量比淘宝划算。

>>57752364
Nice but most of the time, the tea you see on sale
on the net is overpriced as fuck. compared to going to a random shop in China.

>>57751083
>should I put it back in?
>>>
> Anonymous 11/29/16(Tue)14:07:38 No.57751096▶>>57751126
>>>57751083

whats better

a straight edge razor

or cut throat razor?

>>57751065
Good format, relatively succinct, pretty good review content-wise.

As the other anon said, there's a lot to improve in regards to how you talk.
You have a kind of a "defeated sigh" tone in your voice.
The cap and instructions jokes would come out a lot better if you were more cheery sounding.

Another issue is that the window behind you seems to be the main light source and it's making the entire video look washed out.

I think you have potential.

>>57751171
I fapped again... help me

>>57752442
do enjoy it brother
>>57752477
where do you think good tea comes from?
england?
>>57752515
not the cheapest one I could find but pretty cheap considering the quality, some €11 for these 215g so around €51/kg, with €11 I could go in a tea shop in the nearest big city and get maybe possibly 100g of a not really even that good quality tea

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>>57752429
pls respond

>>57752594
Fixing a wire costs almost nothing, especially when you have soldering equipment

>>57752594
make your own decisions fag

>>57752588
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Electro-Red-Male-Chastity-Device-Cuff-Ring-A175-2/32428812700.html

>>57752535

pls respond

>>57752535
>>57752645
>what's better
>a straight edge razor
>or cut throat razor?
those are both the same thing if you meant straight vs. safety
it depends on what you are going for
>maximum edgyness
straight
>actual usefulness
safety razor

>>57751811
tell us how you got chinked

>>57752736

thanks anon, ill buy a safety razor.

>Hint Hint*
>Better than Redmemes:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-360-QIKU-Ultimate-Snapdragon-808-CPU-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-6-0-Inch-1920-1080/32507328135.html

>>57752901
You realise the reason people like the Redmeme is that it sold well enough in India to get tons of rom support, right? Specs don't really matter with chink phones, 3rd support longer than a week does.

>>57752462

Like I said they are only coming in the mail. I've had some rough ideas. I'll probably try and get the movement one to trigger lights, or maybe make it turn on a fan close to my desk when I am there. Who knows.

>>57752997
btw, i will order one of these too
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32683636030/32683636030.html

>>57752997
try wiring it a bomb and placing it under a toilet lid

>package gets delayed a day

;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;----;--;-;---;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;;;

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>>57751198


I N G B O
N
G
B
O

>>57751032
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo

>>57753111
>doing "squishies" from Captain Underpants but with a fucking bomb

classic prank

>>57753307
its just a prank bro

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Last item arrived to taobao agent!

>>57752539
Thanks man, i'll try to fix all of that.
This is my first time talking in front of a camera it feels weird kek.

>>57752429
nvm i fixed them with basic tape lol

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>>57752539
Did you just review a review?

>>57753568

i could never figure out how taobao works, please explain desu

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I bought pic related, Xiaomi Router 3 and I am trying to get some CFW installed. However I simply can not get SSH access. I have installed the developer ROM, connected it to some botnet Xiaomi account and downloaded and flashed the SSH access file thing from d.miwifi.com/rom/ssh. After flashing I reboot and still get connection refused on SSH/port 22 even though it seems to work for everyone else on the internet at this point. I thought that there might be some setting in the admin pages but I can't find it, and everything is in Chinese.

Anyone?

>>57753046

Do tell us whether it works or not and how shoddy the software is.

>>57753768
I am using http://pruany.com/ agent, because taobao's official forwarding service doesn't support my country.
Send taobao urls and money for them and they do buying and shipping.

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>No Xiaomi quadcopter

>>57753768

I never ordered, somebody explain better. But: 1) you pick products you want, 2) you contact an agent who orders the stuff, 3) the agent puts all the stuff in a box, 4) the agent sends it to your address, 5) ?, 6) profit.

You pay for the product and you pay a fee to the agent and you pay for the shipping of the product to you.

>>57753794
show me the admin page

>>57751620
>Telegram
>Not Signal
>on /g/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57753862
>app shit instead of IRC

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>>57753860
Looks like this. The chinese text at the bottom says "System version: 2.13.75 development"

>>57753892
Right now I am downgrading to some really old firmware version. Perhaps they changed something at some point in time...

>>57753892
that's a sexy admin page ngl

>>57754160
It's botnet as fuck though, there are reports of it hijacking 404 pages and such to display chink crap.

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>>57753892
these are the settings

good soldering stations?

>>57754228
Well yes, that I can figure out with google translate. The problem is that there are no settings for SSH specifically. And I don't think that actually exists.

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Didn't see this cable lacked that thing you can pull up to keep left and right earbud together, but I guess a twist tie does the job about as well.

Just ordered https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Top-luxury-brand-36mm-women-fashion-japan-movt-quartz-watch-nylon-dw-strap-waterproof-sliver-ultra/32727047056.html
This is my third watch, others wre too small so I gifted them but I'm digging this.
but 30-45 days man, forget about christmas.

>>57751482
I assume that any wifi-capable chinkshit security/surveillance equipment is constantly sending info back to the Chinese govt.

>>57751533
Cuck

>>57754131
Fucking finally, using firmware 2.11.20 you can get it to work. I will write how I did soon just for the record.

why does the huawei media pad 2 rom emui suck so much ass just put motherfucking android 7.1 on it holy shit #0102031141010101010101l
capcha: wählen sie alle bilder daus, die ein geschäft von vorne zeigen #kek #capitalsim

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How long can I expect KZ brand earbuds to last, given 4~ of use daily?

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>>57754611
THE AUDACITY OF THESE FUCKING CHINKS


RRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>57751032
I advertised the kazoo on this board long ago. People are influencable, hehe.

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>>57753794
>>57754432
Basically manually downgrade to firmware 2.11.20 from here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/y5tsgcjr1gxz7uq/miwifi_r3_all_55ac7_2.11.20.bin?dl=0

Tick the box to reset all settings. Reboot and configure as nessesary. Now take a look at the url for the admin page. You will see a bit like "stok=123456789abcdf" Take note of this "stok" number and execute:

http://192.168.31.1/cgi-bin/luci/;stok=[STOK-REPLACE_ME]/api/xqnetwork/set_wifi_ap?ssid=whatever&encryption=NONE&enctype=NONE&channel=1%3B%2Fusr%2Fsbin%2Ftelnetd

http://192.168.31.1/cgi-bin/luci/;stok=[STOK-REPLACE_ME]/api/xqsystem/set_name_password?oldPwd=[CURRENT-ADMIN-PAGE-PASSWORD]&newPwd=[NEW-PASSWORD]

The first command will throw some wifi error, whatever, the second command should exit with code 0. Congrats you can now 'ssh [email protected]' with the new password chosen above.

Use the prometheus script to build a firmware and flash it, from here you can google. Congratulations on defeating the botnet anon.

>>57754618

Calm your autism anon, I'm just wonder so I know whether it'd be worth it or if I should just spend more on other ones. (that don't look as good unfortunately)

Also
>those tabs
Get a hold of yourself dude

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>>57754714
I AM SICK OF BEING FUCKED BY CHINA

WHY CHINA FUCK UK???

THIS IS WHY I SUPPORTED DONALD TRUMP AND WORE A MAGA HAT


MAGE AMERIGA GREAT AGAIN!!!

btw these are my tabs in my other workspace, the others are just filebrowser/email/anime

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>>57754793
>muh linux
>muh freedumz
>aliexpress extension

waow.jpg

Aukey wall charger is $6 on Amazon with a coupon right now
https://slickdeals.net/f/9468035-aukey-quick-charge-2-0-3-port-usb-wall-charger-3-3-micro-usb-cable-6-amazon

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>>57754952
really makes you think huh

>>57754618
>proposal: "no"
kEk

>>57754793
>those tabs
>using linux unironically for anything else other than crappy anime ricing
>using chinese botnet addon on linux
>trump supporter
kys senpai its the only way

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>>57755041
I have a pic of me wearing a maga cap with milo yiannopolous on my other partition, you'll have to take my word for it.

t. le extreme far right funny mustache man

>>57754618
use simple words and sentences :
"This is no ruizu, not the same as picture."
use a simple photo of the product and cirle in red the problem (no ruizu brand).
It worked great for me.

>>57754989
Really makes you chink*

>>57755149
m8 he's obviously just fucking with me

might just dob him into the communist party for allegedly practicing falun gong, so they can harvest his organs innit :DDDDD

>>57755164
CHINKED.COM

>>57751299
wtf is a tenga egg?

>>57755226
it's a wank toy made by the most intelligent japs

feels good mang

>>57755226
Its sillicone egg that you put your dick in to fill the void of loneliness in your soul

>>57755238
>>57755278
... now i want one.

Anyone buy legal pads/paper?

Any recommended brands?

>>57751198
Bought a donkey before they were a meme here. Lasted me April -> October before LMB died.
BM-800
Got chinked on the Phantom powersupply I ordered with it.
KZ-ATE A little bass heavy, but your moms iPhone has an equalizer nowadays so they can easily be tamed on any device.
Xiaomi Powerbank 10400 Not purchased by me, given to me by my Korean ex, when she had to return home to Samsungistan
Chinkphone Mi 4c. Just bought last wednesday. Priority shipping with DHL got it here on Saturday. Miui is tolerable. just waiting for the bootloader unlock code.
Mechanical Keyboard Team Wolf Zhuque+. Was $40 on Amazon.ca a while ago. Pretty good keyboard. Definitely worth the price. Cheapest keyboard I know of with Plate mounted solderless switches. Should just be another week or two for my replacement switches to come in.

I hardly think the Mangos are cancerous. I can buy the same brand for about the same price at a Save-on foods, the chain that bought out all the Safeways in Canada.

>>57751200
Youtube > Jerryrigeverything. He does durability tests on smartphones. By his own admission, he's not 100% sure the lighter test does anything, but he keeps on doing it.

>>57754793
Rice your wm, then you are allowed to post.

>>57755420
this partition is just a temporary install since I fugged up my other one.

I shouldn't even be using ubuntu XDDD

>>57754618
>knowingly buying this crap when cheap alternatives already exist

>>57755183
There is also ali in the loop, if ali employees don't understand your problem, the seller can mess with you.

>>57755579
10 quid is pretty cheap

anyway I've already bought a legit ruizu x02 from a more reputable seller with good feedback etc, a few days ago.

man fuck these chinks

>>57755617
yeah if he does not accept his fuckup in the next reply then I'll go up to ali

man this means nothing to me, but if it means that some rice bellied slope has to sell a kidney, so be itd

>>57752139
>>57751834
Well, I unplugged the tablet off the grid and now the touchpad works again.
wew

I need an externally powered USB-hub for my Pi Zero, any recommendations? I'd prefer one that wouldn't burn my house down.

>>57751171
Moar you fag, moar.

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>>57755041
>using linux unironically is bad
>on /g/

>>57755936
>powered usb hub
enjoy your dead computer

>>57751237
Only roadmen wear Nike caps with the metal swoosh.

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Should i?
>i find Mitu very cute

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>>57751198

>>57751566
this

are the chinkboards loud ? or should i go chiclet ?

>>57756077
you should check out the anime first

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I know, chink smartwatches are complete ass, but what about this Oukitel one? They're a fairly respected brand around here and it looks half-decent design-wise.

http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_366044.html?wid=21

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>>57751198
just ordered the trump hat

>>57756199
depends on the switch kiddo. Reds, browns and blacks are fairly quiet.

>>57756331
>willingly giving your heart rate, exercise patterns and location to the chinks

>>57756199
>>57756342
you could buy o-rings just in case.

>>57751155
>gift
>value: free
checkmate brussels

>>57756331
the thickness kinda scares me off

>>57756077
Fuck it like the sonic doll

>>57756331
m8 it's nothing to do with the hardware, that's actually quite good.

The red light here is any mention whatsoever of the Fundo Wear app.

>>57756213
Where should i order the Dual Drivers Xiaomi earphones? Ali or Banggod/gearbest?
i chose xiaomi cuz i have a mi phone but you guys keep talking about rock and zircons and monks, how strong are these earphones? don't want to buy anything that will tangle OR break easily

>>57756418
*actually quite good as a rule across all chinkwatches

>>57756372
good idea actually, thanks

>>57756417
Please don't sexualize Mitu.

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>>57756438

>>57756438
i wouldn't buy it for that, i just really like the mascot and i would keep it near the box of my MI5

>>57751083
>also pictured is the piece of plastic that I got out of my left ear after 10 years
DELETE

Stepped on my ATE's cable today and now it's kill

Do we have any meme wireless earbuds other than the KZ HDSE ? Is it any good btw ?

>>57756467
Bludio n2
Mpow antelope / cheetah

>>57752358
>>57752387
>>57752399
>>57752496
I'll join you soon, 中国朋友, but I am still a young padawan that can't into chinese all that well.

>>57756525
thanks mate

>>57756525
If you leave them all in a box is the Cheetah alone and fully charged when you open it?

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>order american shit for the first time in forever since discovering chink shit because of black friday/cyber monday deals
>half my orders still haven't shipped yet
Fucking lazy capitalist piggus, they need to learn the threat being forced to work in the rice fields or firing squads for 1 star reviews like Vicky and Chen

>>57756420
I dont know about ali
http://www.mi.com/en/miheadphones/

>>57751198
>no Xiaomi earphones
Fuck off m8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3983326/Do-look-like-billionaire-Salesman-undergoes-116K-plastic-surgery-resemble-Chinese-tycoon-bid-attract-attention.html

>Huang Jian, a salesman from Shenzhen, China, reportedly spent one million yuan (£116,000) on the operations in order to resemble Jack Ma, a tech tycoon who is worth $27 billion

>>57756420
I think Gaybeast had the cheap Hybrids last time I looked. Zircons are a bit shit, Monks are good.
If you want something that'll take a kicking I'd personally recommend a couple of pairs of KZ EDR2s, they're dirt cheap, sound good enough for a commute, and they're sturdy as fug.

first /csg/ purchase finally reached US, hopefully get it next week :>

>>57756714
>doesn't even have a sixhead

Got my skull shot glass

Pretty meh, not sure why I bought it (think someone posted an aussie coupon code for it)

Out of my 11.11 purchases, best one so far is definitely the Weishi razor.
I can see myself switching to something more high-end when/if the Weishi fails me.
Shaving accessories will be my alternative to buying a dozen earphones and turning into an audiofag

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>>57757004
Yet again, forgot to post pic

>>57754268
Are those legit Shures, or something from Ali?
If so, how are you liking them? saw a couple of listings, seriously contemplating throwing 30$ at them

>>57757012
>censoring

>>57754618
this i3 hurts my eyes,
also
>eduroam

>>57757119
They're genuine. I can't really tell you how "good" they sound, I have no real experience with IEMs. Judging from reviews they're supposed to be pretty good, and I enjoy how they sound. I've happily been using them almost every day since some time mid 2013.

Definitely get them if you can find them for $30.

The faggot with the plastic in his ears, you dont have fucking doctors or hospitals in there??? Or are you in freedomland usa where people cant afford doctors?

>>57756618
this
i order chink shit and they're constantly about to kill themselves if the order goes wrong
meanwhile you order something 30 min drive away and it takes 3 days to arrive
fucking white piggus need to go

best cheap chink tablet? I want to console myself on missing the amazon fire deals

>>57756420
Why aren't you getting the new triple drivers?

/csg/, if I have an order that should have arrived ages ago and the tracking hasn't updated in over a month, should I dispute now or wait for the timer to run out?

Any recommendation on comfy/cute water bottles?

>>57757518
For the money I would've said a $60 Teclast Kindow can't be beat. They've gone though, so wait a bit and see what gets cheap.

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Only one package in the mail today, but at least something

>>57757402
The Fire was a pretty good deal

Look at the cheapest Chuwi/Teclast models and read their reviews

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iWork11 guy here, after less than a month the tablet crashed during it's use in android. I can't boot into windows or android, all i get is efi shell and bios. In bios I can't see the eMMC drive so I suspect a failure in storage, not to mention the microsd reader stopped working after 10 days of usage.
I'm trying to reinstall android now, will post results if it is a problem with storage or what, it shouldn't have shat itself like that, I'm not sure what to do, I contacted banggood demanding they send me a guide for reinstalling or resending the tablet since it's under a month of usage

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>>57757672
It's a bacon T-Shirt. It's a christmas gift for my (vegetarian) sister. Bought it in Chinese L to get a shirt which is about the size S in Europe and it's about the right size. Too small for me at least (I wear size L).

>>57757643
looks great, but how effective is this "anti-eye-strain" IPS? I don't mind those screens but my mom is really used to the old e-ink kindle

>>57752037
it weighs that much in china you dummy

>>57754618
So the chinks have adopted "where are your proofs" huh? Also cant you elevate this to Ali instead of dealing with the seller? That's what happened with me when the seller didn't even bother to respond.

>>57757593
After 2 month I just open a dispute because it won't arrive most likely.

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>>57757824
>carnist

>>57754618
>trying to return an item that costs 9
can you just stop

>>57757838
I wouldn't compare it at all to an e-ink screen. What I will say is I'd much rather use it than the basic Fire 7 if push came to shove.

>>57757998
does it have a "reading mode" or something? is the anti-eye strain just a piss filter like flux? how does it look different from a "regular" LCD or IPS?

>>57757824
>It's a christmas gift for my (vegetarian) sister.
Hmpf.
>>57757977
>dislikes carnists
>likes Paprika
10/10

>>57757022
oh shit I have this too, got is as a gift years ago. it's cool if you don't fill it all the way, the inside makes it spill prone if you do. plus it's hard to put an ice cube in. most times I just stick to my mini whiskey glass.

Will post pics of my NASA bomber jacket soon if I remember; same anon that posted yesterday

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>>57757377

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>>57757701
So trying to reinstall android didn't go as planned. It doesn't detect storage, well it detects 7gb of 64gb it is supossed to have, I reflashed bios and going for try number 2 with android.

>>57758040
It's just a nice screen m8. Closest comparison would be a Fire HD 10, and even then it has higher pixel density. You can use filters if you want.
If you just deliberately want to sit down for an hour or two to read you're better with e-ink though.

Heys guys im looking to decorate my room and thinking of either getting custom wallscrolls or silk posters.

Which of the two is better?The wallscrolls seem easier to hang up but the silk posters on ali are pretty cheap

so what's the current best deal on a chink phone? still RN3P?

>>57732233

Yeah they are VR-D2 goggles, I got them the day after black friday, there was some kind of banggood sale that was "$50 off $100 quadcopters" or something, and the goggles were $99.99 so I looked around for something else that could work with the coupon, and found the $1 LED lights.

I found out about the sale from reddit, specifically /r/multicopter

>>57758226
honor8 was like $250 on amazon yesterday
now it's back to $350

>>57752364
I also buy tea from "big" shops in ali, Dragon Tea House is the one I can think of, don't listen to cancer dudes

>>57758269
I'm not ready for a $250 phone, I'm coming from a $60 windows phone.

>>57751566
Hesus Christo..you pay postman's that ammount..we pay 0.50$ per package.

>>57758105
Doesnt change the fact that you are a faggot

>>57752364
Can I get a link to that? I'm interested.

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Today my 2 bucks case for xiaomi redmeme note 3 pro arrived.
Looks pretty nice and the plastic feels solid.
The only thing is that I'm a fucking idiot and I didn't check all the facts before buying it: I own the international edition which is 2.5 mm higher so the case doesn't fit. It's funny because I found some threads about the difference between Kate and kenzo the same night I bought the case but I was tired and didn't want to check. And I didn't want to order stuff from Thailand's shop trusting Google translate and the site itself.
So I bought fucking 3 cases that won't fit.
I think I'll try to heat the plastic to stretch it. Does anybody know a better method?

Also the chinks today extended buyer protection for the other two cases. Am I going to get chinked on items I don't actually want?

anons, are there any chink monitors that are good?

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http://www.banggood.com/TIEDAN-P380-Retro-Steampunk-Soviet-Sickle-Hammer-Bronze-Gold-Quartz-Pocket-Watch-Antique-Pendant-p-1082058.html

lol

>>57758493
looks nice

>>57758392
You're not going to be able to stretch it m8.

t. know plastics man

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Where were when RN3P was dethroned as the chinkphone king by Lenovo?

http://www.gsmarena.com/lenovo_p2-8319.php

>5.5" 1080p
>4GB RAM
>Snapdragon 625
>5100mAh
>13MP camera that is actually good
>near stock android, no MiUi and roms BS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBHuAqHCdpo

How can Xiaomilets even compete?

>>57758369
Keep garbageposting in /b/ kid.

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>>57750990
Based op including me in news

>>57758575
You had me until
>Snapdragon 625

Might as well go with Mediatek phones.

>>57758575
>imagine being this desperate to rationalize your purchase

>>57758575
Price?

I am out of mangosteen. what do.

>>57758575
>625

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Anyone in Australia want a free Redmi 3 ipaky case? It's way too slippery for me and has only been used for a week.

>>57758575
>625
>going to be overpriced probably

>>57758477
koreaboo monitors on ebay are your best bet

Good news! LeEco has released kernel sources for all its devices
http://opensource.le.com

>>57751083
Can you hear better without the piece of toy in your ear?
What's it like post-toy in ear?

Hey, i dont post on /g/ much. I a lot of this stuff is actually decent and super cheap, why doesn't everyone buy these instead of overpriced US sold iphones

>>57757870
You know, with the different gravity and all.

>>57758954
Because they're fags.

>>57758575
>250 dollareuros
Na.

>>57758954
absurd shipping times if you dont pay for better shipping
chinkery
returns are really expensive
some shit is bad for you

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Xiaomi-Mi-Mix-6-4-4GB-RAM-128GB-ROM-4400mAh-Snapdragon-821/2336004_32757680111.html

I really want this phone, but I'm not paying full iPhone price for a fucking chinkphone.
It'll probably be $150 in less than 6 months.

>>57758575
all these phones look arr the same

>>57758954
It's getting more popular year on year, in the next two years buying from chinks will be entirely mainstream. People already do it by accident on eBay.

>>57758575
>Available in Germany for EUR 349

kek

>>57759068
Don't forget that many Amazon sellers are chinks as well. I've bought a handful of items off Amazon that turned out to be from somewhere in fucking China.

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>>57758575
>Lenovo
enjoy your Superfishcakes

>>57758954
>>57759068
isn't this necessarily a bad thing?
Once the interest in the west shifts from shit like ebay and amazon more over to aliexpress (as it slowly has been going), won't aliexpress stores just rack up their prices?

I don't really care since I've been buying shit from taobao instead for quite a while now but theres always a thing or two that aliexpress has that taobao doesn't.

>>57759050
If I remember correctly mi mix is a concept phone thats only sold in China for very limited quantities
you'll be lucky if you get one

>>57759120
That seller claims to have them in stock and will ship to the U.S.
It's a pretty neat phone, especially out of china, if it's legit.

Can someone explain to me who Vicky and Chen are?

Would this work with rasp pi / retropie?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Black-Wired-Game-Controller-For-Sony-PlayStations-3-Wired-Joystick-Joypad-Gamepad-For-PS3-Free-Shipping/32528254531.html

>>57759194
Whoa now, don't go getting ahead of yourself. Start with "will it work?"

>>57759156
>>57759120
The entire phone is made of ceramic. It has a bezeless HD display and the speaker is the ceramic itself (it resonates through the body of the phone, as fucking weird as that sounds).

>>57759169
Vicky is the hot busty bully babysitter from fairly oddparents and chen is a cute honker

>>57759216
Why wouldn't it?

Is chinkbuying just for phones? Can i buy a cheap laptop to play around with linux on? This Is actually pretty interesting

>>57758606
No u kid

>>57759115
no, because all the big online "stores" aren't really stores, more marketplaces. amazon is more of a store but things like ali and ebay are 100% marketplaces. if prices go up somewhere they will fall somewhere else. if it gets more popular we could see taxes fuck people though, what with trump and all.

>>57759400
You can, but if you want to play around with Linux it would be cheaper and easier to just dual-boot it on your existing system.

>>57751083
I got an earpick free with a 3.5mm cable, but I don't have plastic lodged in my ear canals.

Anyone ever have to pay duties on shit?

>>57751065
Please drop the music, generic background music I've heard 4000 times before is fucking annoying and makes it impossible to watch.

>>57759400
Get a chinkpad, /tpg/ is where to go for that.

>>57759469
>>57759618
>admitting to being a newfag
>still helped
>not even being sarcastic as far as i can tell

What a chill fuckin board. You guys are great. And ill check it out anon thanks

>>57751155
This only affects the ones that lie about the value, ebay is still safe though

>>57759604
Ok man will do, it's from the youtube audio library that's why you hear it that much btw.

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>>57759652
No problem friend, make sure to buy many things and you will be even more happy leave 5 star and pls no disputes

>>57752198
Reminds me of Schönefeld

>>57759702
Oh no i was in a recorded advertisement

>>57758132
Try booting gparted and reformatting the drive

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>>57756077
yeah do it

>>57757824
that's nice, was thinking of buying something like it should I ever be required to visit dubai or some shit.

>>57751171
I thought these were ice cream cones from the thumbnail.

I'm disappointed.

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any laptops or convertable tablets with really good battery life, like 10 hours minimum? I have a nice asus netbook but I would like to upgrade to 1366x768 into something IPS at least. a bit more ram and rom would be nice too.

>>57760364
chinkpad + 9 cell battery

>>57751636
Nothing, hun.

>>57760397
too bulky and the screens aren't as good

>>57760420
are you retarded? chinkpads go up to 1600x900 IPS and the X220 is barely bulky at all. There's also slim versions of most models like the T420s and T430s for people who crave slim.

>>57760449
dude I own a bunch of thinkpads including an x230. they're not very good at lightweight, boots in 5 seconds media consumption. and the IPS screens are frankly not that good without modding in ones from other models. I don't get why cheap tablets have better screens than expensive laptops but many do. plus sometimes I just want to look at something without AG.