/csg/ - chink shit general

>>57664141
first for not a cute chinese girl in a china dress.

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Regular OP
is that you?

>>57664162
no

>>57664141
Threadly reminder that Chink shit is now mainstream.

>For the first time in the survey’s three-year history, China is the most popular cross-border online shopping destination for global2 online shoppers (21 percent of all online shoppers interviewed claimed to have shopped cross-border from Chinese websites in the past 12 months), followed by the U.S. (17 percent) and U.K. (13 percent).

http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20161115005261/en/PayPal-3rd-Annual-Global-Report-Shows-Asia

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Third for metal 3D puzzles.
Took me ages to do it and even cut myself with the sharp chink metal sheets but it's pretty satisfactory when you complete it. Can recommend.

>>57664141
>Discord channel
>lol no one actually wants that

Best OP in months.

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Everybody post your whishlist

>>57664187
>cut myself
Rip anon, enjoy your cancer
It was nice knowing you

>>57664187
>puzzle
>step by step instructions

Kek

>>57664193
>irc channel
>no cunt uses irc

bravo

>>57664187
Looks legit as fuck dog.
Anything other than tanks?
Link to store page please.

>>57664206
Kek, you are right. It's a model, even the instructions call it like that. It said puzzle on the envelop tho.

>>57664217
irc > discord > telegram > whatsapp group

>>57664198

Umaru is bad and you should feel bad

>>57664221
Just look for 3D metal models, there's plenty of shit. From the Millenium Falcon to the Eiffel Tower.

>>57664241
i-it's for my imouto

>>57664258
You can't fuck your sister anon; we've talked about this

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>>57664277

>>57664187

How sturdy is it? Like does it sort of jangle against itself or is it quite tight? I want to get an AT-ST or an AT-AT but I figure if there's any wiggle at all those legs are not going to hold up

>>57664292
It does jungle against itself until you complete it 100%, it's important that all the pieces are well connected to each other to have the maximum degree of sturdiness possible. After that, you can pretty much let it fall from the desk and it won't break.

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>>57664141
>sharktar

>Waiting on mi band 2 which departed from china yesterday
Please dont get caught in customs ;_;

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>>57664193
wtf I love new OP now

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>>57664141
New day, new package

What did I get?

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32634751704/32634751704.html

Should I?

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>>57664568
we should send mail back to the chinks. like post cards or some shit.

>>57664568
Grinding bit*1 Electronic part

>>57664592
oui

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Bought this silent mouse to replace my worn out X7
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gay-men-mouse/32707887490.html

pros:
+Left and right buttons are super silent and make practically no noise at all. They feel good to use and are responsive.
+Actually pretty good sensor, the cursor moves smoothly even though I'm using it on a rough surface with no mousepad.
+The feet are quite nice too, smooth but not slippery.
+The matte finish is really nice to the touch, despite the cheapish plastic.
+dpi button with four settings, does its job
+Size is just right, shape is good but a bit too blocky for my taste.
+Shipping required my signature, so I didnt have to pick it up at the post office

cons
-Unnecessary led lights in 7 colors that don't change smoothly enough to not be obnoxious.
-You can't turn them off either.
-Buttons other than LMB/RMB are just as loud as on a regular mouse.
-The wheel is pretty bad. It works well (for now) but just doesn't feel right, seems cheap and flimsy.

Overall it's a good mouse for a little under 7 bucks.

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>>57664568
>>57664594
Often times the postage of a post card (60cent I believe) would be more expensive than the shit I get if I would write back to every Chink seller.

>>57664599
That's what the declaration says, actually it's a precision voltage reference.
It's the first package of the things I bought at 11.11, it was $2.40

10V shows 9.99V on my multimeter, but the meter I have only has a accuracy of 1% so it's plausible.

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I think I've been chinked

>buy ab usb lighter on 11.11
>arrives to my country surprisingly fast on 16.11
>our post service slow as fuck as usual, no updates for a while
>receive notification from aliexpress app that tracking has updated
>It's been transported to the wrong city
>think the postal service somehow fucked up
>check the post service's tracking site
>someone picked the package up earlier today

Either the chinks mixed up the address or they gave me someone elses tracking code. Juha, if you're reading this please give me my lighter back.

>>57664659
once in a while, to some reliable chink sellers that stick around

like those earbuds that have a ridiculous page on aliexpress like "hey fuck you it's $5 it's not gonna last forever go kill yourself bitch" - i wanna send that guy something

>>57664689
The question is, if the address on the package is real or if it's just something generic like the description of contents oftentimes is.

>>57664744
google maps

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>buy neewer phantom power supply on ebay
>receive it today
>plug it in and test it
>mic keeps disconnecting
>realize the problem is the xlr cable that came with it
>open up the connector on the wire that connects to the mic
>see this
Some wire strands from the red wire (pin 3) are touching the metal thing above it (pin 1).

I fixed it in 1 minute and put some tape around each wire just to be sure and everything works good now but fucking chinks.

>>57664193
What happened with the discord server?

Does anyone here got a chink MAGA hat?
I find it strange how there isn't a single pic review of them even though thousands have been sold.
Are the Chinks trying to hide the bad quality? Like, are the words printed instead of stitched unlike the stock pictures?

Is this too good to be true? If its actually shit whats the best phone i can get for $75? Im looking at getting a phone for my sister (web browsing mainly). She currently hates her huwaei y520, and i think its top tier shit.

>>57664929
i'm still waiting on mine to arrive, listing doesnt even exist anymore

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>>57664951
and image that i forgot

Any chink etch-a-sketch? Couldn't find any on aliexpress but maybe I'm not using the right search terms

>>57664956
Me too, I got mine for 1,50€ on 11/11 but I'm expecting a real piece of shit since I've read some reviews claiming that the words are printed and even with a ridiculously ugly font.
I'm sure we gonna get chinked, anon, but then again it's just 1,50€.

>>57664869
everyone hates it so discord admin deleted the server

>>57665010
if they turn out really trash, I'm gonna give it as a joke christmas gift (if it even arrives by then)

>>57665082
>I'm gonna give it as a joke christmas gift

kek, that was I ordered it for.

>>57664929
>>57665010
you can find pic reviews on amazon
all the cheaper listing are chinkshit

Aliexpress keeps redirecting me to the japanese site and won't stop
What do

I think most chinkphones look better design wise than both samsungs, xperias and iphones.

Does anyone agree or did my sense of aesthetics get chinked?

>>57664951
>>57664968
>replacing a POS phone that she hates with an another POS that she'll hate
she'll never let you have sex with her if you buy her that. Save up some more and get a Redmi.

what tips should i get for my rock zircons?

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>>57665133
thanks for the tip, anon.

Here's how they actually look like, MAGA seems to be stitched on but looks shit.
Still acceptable for the price I paid imo.

>>57665190
which one and how much? Its never used for anything more than 2 sites at a time (and for banking websites). Like i guess i could go up to $120 ish but its mainly a gift. you really think it'll work

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Go me a nice little screwdriver set. Ideal for small electronics (like phones and shit). Paid $3.88

Looks great, works great, though the surface of where you hold the screwdriver itself is a bit slippery, but I'll fix that with a couple of silicone O-rings.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/25-In-1-Screwdriver-Set-Hand-Repair-Tools-Torx-General-Utility-Kit-Top-Quality/32703139694.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.YI6aEt

>>57665203
think theyll print a custom version for me?

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>>57665203
>chink stichting skills
>chink QC

kek

>>57665221
>>57665242
Shit, these two belong together.

>>57665203
>>57665250

That's what you get for buying drumpf hats.

#epicfail

>>57665260
>he doesn't buy a drumpf hat ironically as a xmas joke gift

Maybe the bad stitching will give some additional character to the gift.

>>57665260

>drumpf

Are salty shillaries still using that?

>>57665242
>spm=
that's a ref link you fucker

>>57665306
Is that something the site attaches automatically?

>>57665283
It's like they haven't figured out that 'merica is already the Drumpfenreich and antagonising das Drumpfenfuhrer will get them put against the wall all the sooner.

>>57665306
no faggot, that's not a referral

>>57665250
>>57665203

Quality is obviously hit or miss, but for less than $2 you can't really complain.
Those retards on amazon paid over $15 tho.

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Got a belt and some Zircons. Belt works good and the earbuds sound good. I also have a watch but the band popped off and I can't re-seat the pin so I'm getting a jeweler to fix it when I have something else serviced.

>>57665211
Redmi Note 3 Pro. The 2gb RAM version is around $120-$130.

>>57665211
Redmi 3S or 4

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do you think a possible girlfriend will wear pic related if I buy it?
it's 'only' 67USD even

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Are these toilet paper any good?
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32311658005.html

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>>57665420
>$67 for a gift for a gf which you don't have
Go for it, my dude

I always feel happy when I make csg news :3

>>57665420
She better be extremely fit and have a very low bf%. Any little bit of pudge will look amplified with that outfit.

>>57665494
Yeah she doesn't even have anon as a bf so her % is pretty low

>>57665382
>>57665410
friend thank you. These three options will be considered.

>>57665420
i think i might order one for a similar reason. But be careful with ink and similar, run off onto skin could be irritating

>>57665494
nothing wrong with pudge

Is there a decent 3.5mm speaker I can use to play music in my room for 5 bucks

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>>57665566
fanks darlin'

>>57665420
just make sure you wash it before forcing her into it

>>57665607
>decent
>speaker
>$5

come on

>>57665479
yea i hope the wired video i posted makes it in :3

>>57665478
>gift
well it would be mainly (exclusively) for my enjoyment, and it's not like she would keep it
>>57665512
oh come on I not that unattractive

>>57665420
Give me 67 jew golds and I'll have mine wear it, everybody wins.

>>57665610
haha didnt even realize. Hes even one of my favorite dota characters (not that i even play dota, only played 6 hours)

>>57664869
It's still there
https://discord.gg/ujmz98t

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>>57665479
>Tfw you're OP and you put yourself in the news
Eheheheheheh

>>57665340
It's that MSM telling you?

>>57665306
>>57665351
Then what is it? It's my first post in /csg/

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>>57665804
Damn MSM, Breitbart and Fox News are the only truthful news sources!

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Anyone with rn3p experiencing battery drain issue? Mines quite literally fell ~40% last night. I think it might have something to do with the shitty network, not really sure. Even greenified everything too

>>57665943
What rom are you on.

>>57664636
>Open up
>Cut the leds out
>????
>Profit
If it doesnt work anymore replace with a diode or resistor.

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Wǒ xiǎng qù guǎngdōng cèsuǒ

>>57665943
if you're connecting by wifi it shouldn't be trying to get any data signal

try airplane mode with wifi on overnight

>>57666076
HWHAT

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Why does /csg/ buy so much stuff for their sisters?

>>57666103
fuck off

>>57666107
Well im buying the phone for my sister because i love her and i want to get her something special

>>57665943
Remove all permissions from/kill MiCloud aka Botnet central, that's what's been trying to connect all the time and raped your battery in the process. Don't know how to do this though, it's buried deep somewhere inside the options or the security app.

It's one of the wonderful new features of MIUI8.

>>57666103
>300 good boy points have been deposited into yout account
I actually did order that speaker from Ali for $12 a week ago though.

>>57666107
To give them cancer

>>57666136
>get her something special
>buys a weird off brand chink phone that will get her made fun of

>>57666103
Thanks, i just bought it from Aliexpress

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>/csg/
>Comfy
>Swindles
>Goyims
f-fuck...

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Serious question:
ADATA and kingdian SSDs are essentially the same price on newegg and ali.
Which should I go with?
If I get the adata from newegg it'll arrive MUCH faster compared to the kingdian from ali.
help pls

Just got my first third chinkphone (if alcatel isn't chink then second) first one was huawei ascend and it wasn't bad, then Alcatel OneTouch which I wouldn't recommend and now

Redmi Note 3 Pro

Stunning, great. I'm in love.

>>57666162
>living in a place where this happens
I pity you.

>>57665995
Global stable V8.0.5.0.LHOMIDG
I thought 8.0.6.0 (latest) was the one giving me problems so I downgraded. It's weird though because everything was working fine and dandy before I decided to upgrade, battery was fine.
>>57666085
Thanks, I'll try that. I notice that the phone isn't draining quite as much by day when I have my wifi on
>>57666142
Thanks I'll try that

>>57664688
I'd say a 65% change that National Post-Service Oy AB Ltd has fucked up again, mate.

>>57666162
What? Shes not a consumerist whore and money is spent on better things.

>>57666185
>>57666076
You can stop this bullshit.
Comfy has left /csg/ for now because it's Christmas so he's very busy dressing up as Santa and asking children to sit in his lap

Whats the recommended chinkshit mechanical keyboard if one is trying to go as cheap as possible while maintaining decent quality?

what is the best chink mechanical pencil I can get?
I found a copy of a Rotring 600 that by the looks of it is 1:1 and the reviews are good but who knows

>>57666309
You're probably looking at a Motospeed m8.

>>57666345
The Redcircles are pretty decent.

>>57665689
tfw op has put me in the news twice in 2 days :3c

>>57666309
anon just reviewed a 36$ keyboard yesterday
check the op

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Chuwi Hi12

vs.

Chuwi HiBook Pro

What do? are the extra 2 inches really worth the non-laminated display and extra cost?

>>57666076
>cesuo
Filthy savage

>>57666371
I am a new OP so you have to thank two people :3

>>57666390
I have a teclast x98 plus and I can assure you the iPad 4:3 ratio is master race

do I get one 64gb card, or eight 8gb cards?

>>57666494
Can you RAID them?

>>57666494
If your movies are smaller than 12 GB you need to rethink your life

>>57666493
>Android

>>57666523
Dual boot actually

>>57666195
Adata, don't bother with the memedian.

>>57666248
fuck off lithu.

>>57666537
Win10 too? nice

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>>57666565
Yup

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Looking for some cheap chink LEDs, like a FUCKTON of cheap chink LEDs of all sorts of colors and shit, also RGB LEDs are nice to. Where is the cheapest place I can buy them?

>>57666721
aliexpress/alibaba/gearbest/banggood

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do you leave reviews for the shit you buy?
or, more to the point, should I leave reviews for the shit I buy?
pic related is the last shit I bought

>>57666780
Yes because good goy points

But you should leave them on ali too because I always check them

>>57664141
>no discord
>good news
Thank fuck that stupid bunny avatar op left.

Any gearbest coupon code?
I just need a 3 dollar discount.

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>>57666797
Wow

This is my first time in a chink thread.

I am located in Germoneys, does that aliExpress site work for us too?

Will I have to pay taxes on the package?

>>57666797
>good boy points
I don't know I don't feel like trusting gearbest for some reason
like, I've been buying chink shit for more than a year now and I haven't used gearbest once
am I missing something important?

>>57664688
Antoivat sulle jonkun toisen suomalaisen tracking numberin

>>57666843
yes
no, unless it exceeds 24€ in value

>>57666843
Yes they have alipay which is their PayPal but it's actually already processing three times the money very safe

The chinks won't see your card number like PayPal

Read the wiki

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Any reason not to buy these?

Will I pierce my eardrums and go deaf?

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>no deliveries in my great nation today

>>57666875
There is nothing about taxes there.

>2016-11-16 10:46:14 Successful pick up by china post
What's taking so long?

>>57666901
i completely forgot it was turkey day, i've checked my mailbox twice already

>>57666886
squamous cell cancer

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FUCKING DHL MAN HURRY UP

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Should I lie 2€ chinkwatch price to hundredfold or tell the truth if asked in admiring voice by member of opposite gender who is also reproductively desirably shaped?

>>57666917
pls get off /csg/ and be with your family

>>57666938
What the fuck are you trying to say?
Can someone translate weaboo to English?

>>57666908
>There is nothing about taxes there.
It was an answer to "does the site work for European too"

>>57666107
I'm addicted to cheap chink watches and recently moved to cheap feisty female lingerine without even having a sister.

For future waifu. Can't let good mobile deals go by.

>>57666938
lie, say you got for a too good to be true sale price. then comment how you think it might be counterfeit but dont care

>>57666974
I think he is asking if he should lie or tell the truth about his fake watch, if asked by a hot female

>>57666938
>Caring about 3d

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>>57666988
Aight thanks anyway.

Do you have any idea on the tax question?

>>57664822
JFC that is some awful soldering

>>57667025
Germoney and Italy pay 20% taxes on goods above 25€ coming from outside the EU.

Good news is chinks usually write 10$ on it,
Bad news is the ZOLL knows and sometimes opens your package

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>>57667009
>not wanting waifu and daughterus

I want at least 1 waifu and 5 kiddos. Three sons and two daughterus. Then I will make braids for my daughterus and teach my sons to hunt. My waifu is good cook smelling like flowers also likes to watch anime with me.

>>57667007
Oh.
Tell the truth, he will look even cheaper if he lies and she finds out.

>>57666843
>>57667025
You'll be shafted by customs on orders larger than 24 Euro.

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>>57667081
Why do you speak like that?

>>57667084
>>57667070
Hey, they need that money for Abdul and Muhammad down the street

Any idea how often do they catch the packages?

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Thingken about getting this piece of tech.

What dost thou thinkest, /g/?

X98 Pro or X98 Plus II?

>>57666938
>being so cheap you have to lie about your chinkwatch to your supposed wifu to protect your fragile ego
You will never have a waifu.

If you're gonna lie, at least lie over something worthy, not a chinkwatch.

>>57667081
>At least
Go away Abdul

>>57667119
get it, what could possibly go wrong?

>>57667155
he could break his dick

from tiny to non-existent

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>>57667139
size of peepee worthy lie?

>buy robocock juice from gearbest (again)
>some of the bottles are half-full

Even with cancer I get chinked! FUCK!!!!!!

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>>57667129
Plus for dat dere battery

Power difference is negligible

I can play 1080 hi10p anime on my plus,
Literally the hardest task known to man (CPU)

>make-up black Friday deals on Aliexpress
Fuck why is this is tempting.

Trying to find fucking youtube beauty reviewers who do Aliexpress brands but they only do fucking bootleg reviews god damn it.

>>57667218
Oh yeah. Post good ones faggot. I'll share too.

>>57667155
For one the battery could implode on muh dick. And that would be very painful.
Secondly I might get urinary tract infections.

I want to buy a oenis pump to give it a try once, it must feel breddy gud.

How do I make the icons like GPS, torch etc into a grid again in miui 8?

>>57667081
>he thinks he's alpha enough to get a wife and hunt

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>>57667193
>that 3d rendered scene

>>57667259
i want to get some of those electrode penis ring TENS things but I think they probably wouldnt work anywhere near as good as I'm thinking

Fidget cube is already down to $6.39 on gearbest
http://www.gearbest.com/catalog/pp_493775.html

Also there's a 4000mah powerbank for $5.99
http://www.gearbest.com/catalog/pp_436972.html

Any other nice Black Friday deals on chink sites?

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And to think I almost didn't buy this because /csg/ told me there'd be no updates at all.

Other than Oukitel and xiaomi, what other Chinese Manufacturers offer OTA updates for their phones?

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>>57667191
>pic related for chink cancer juice.

Like for fucks sake, can I get some Good Boy Points out of this or what?

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>>57667339
>fidget cube

why is this a thing
how did this get so popular
it literally does nothing

people actually crowdfunded this

>>57667277
You can't. downgrade to MiUI 7 if your'e autistic enough.

>>57667081
I know several guys whose daughters end up marrying jamal and carlos and they become shells of their former selves. I don't think I'm strong enough to raise daughters.

>>57667383
people actually look at this shit and think
hey its a good idea to vaporize this and inhale it
gee whats the worst that can happen if i put this shit into my body

>>57667339
>fidget cube
>5€
wtf, I got some free catholic-style prayer beads gift from Ali and have been using it for same purpose

>>57667401
the original fidget cube is $22 and estimated shipping in april 2017
https://www.antsylabs.com/products/fidget-cube

>>57667401
yeah man
fingerboxes are still the shit

guys?

http://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_314031.html?wid=21

would customs say anything, living in the eu

>>57667505
Why would they? It's under the 22€ limit

>>57667530
alright thanks anon

>>57667505
got keyboard for 40 eur from there chinks wrote 15 eur price.
it will be fine
t. estern europe

>>57664592
Good price but I'd get a Ti.

>>57667566
good good

Any chinkphone sales coming up? I need a Moto G-tier phone.

>>57664187
I got a millennium falcon and tiger tank (I think), couldn't do it and gave up. They're still in the bag somewhere.

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>>57664141
What's a better drone than this? I already bought two of these but I would like to own a drone of a similar size, but faster/more agile, for a similar price of the cheerson cx-10

>>57667736
Just buy the zuk z2 or k6000 pro if you want something cheaper.

>>57667760
gimme a link to a small, cheap drone lad

Xiaomi gloves for $7.99 with coupon XIAOMITG
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_252757.html

>>57667505
>>57667530
But the limit is different depending on your country

>>57667769
http://m.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_62129.html

This is the one I bought, I'm quite satisfied with it, but I would like something faster and more agile in a similar price range.

>>57667808
Pretty sure the 22€ limit is EU-wide

>>57667848
In Denmark it is 80 kr or 10,60 euro

>>57667848
22€ is only the limit in Germany (in fact it's about 26€ because customs doesn't collect any fees <5€)

I have Monks, Zircons, and ATES. Which meme earphones do I get next anons?

>>57667848
In Italy for some reason the limit is in dollars, 25$

So depending on the change it can be between 20 and 25€

>>57667924
Eiaosi x6

>>57667924
Dzaft 10
The wooden ones

I just updated muh ruizu x02 to agptek firmware 1.7 (from 1.6) and its worse wtf guys

i thought it might make my albums play in correct order but alas it does not (though I saw someone say it would)

seems p much the same as before but the fonts a little bigger, screen a little brighter and theres NO REPLAYGAIN (wtf where did it go)

>>57665242
I ordered one of these a couple weeks ago from a different seller (paid £0.30 less)

i want it now

>>57666390
Weigh the extra usb outs /ram versus faster charging also. My vote is hi12.

>>57667924
xiaomis

I got 50€ product without customs, but it was inspected in Estonia according to stickers and on closer inspection apparently chinaman shipped it to different chinaman living in Estonia who shipped it here so I avoided customs declaration hassle & payments. Also explains why it was apparently stuck in Estonia for five days. Based SH Electronics.

>>57667339
Fidget cubes will probably be down to $1-2 on Ali once the hype dies down in a few months

>>57667924
None until your current earphones break, you already have enough

>>57667990
Even for a lower price it's still useless

>>57666199
>alcatel
alcatel is french you nob

>>57667990
they'll probably start giving them out as free gifts when you buy other products

>>57668026
>frogs
>making anything that works

>>57665242
Does that come with a triwing bit?

>>57667760
FQ777-124 is the same size but a lot nimbler. Make sure to replace the thumbsticks with the included joysticks unless you want to oscillate repeatedly between hitting the ceiling and the floor.

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>>57668026
>it was established in 2004 as a joint venture between Alcatel-Lucent of France (45%) and TCL Communication of China (55%).

>In 2005 the joint venture was dissolved and TCL acquired Alcatel's 45 per cent share. Since then Alcatel Mobile Phones is a wholly owned subsidiary group of TCL.

KYS.

>>57668021
>Enough
>In /csg/

>>57668057
not that anon but i bloody hope so
it says it does in some of the listings, so yes

>>57667924
seahf/ty 150 ohm are pretty good, for iems you could try senfer ues

Reminder to buy up all mi bands before the great purge

anyone got a link for the fake DW watches? can't find em

Whats the cheapest wired speaker I can get for playing music in my room

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Should I ask for a refund?

>>57668354
The fug was it?

>>57668350
The cheapest one on aliexpress

>>57668350
Get one of those active 2.0 microlabs, as big of a driver diameter as your budget allows.

They're not too horrible sounding provided they're positioned at exact ear level and 1m< distance.

>>57668354
was it one of those sexdolls?

>>57668354
yuge dildo

Have you bought your sister a warm hat for those cold winter nights yet?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Crochet-Kooky-Mask-Beanies-Men-s-Women-s-Hats-Funny-Halloween-Handmade-Knitted-Ski-Balaclava-Birthday/32674708173.html

>>57668363
>>57668409
laptop battery

>>57668423
2kooky 4me

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>>57666142
>botnet central

....

>open mi acc settings
>shiw more synced items

>it's literal botnet

now the chinks know my entire social graph meme don't they? Inb4 visiting china and being sent to a concentration camp.

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>>57668409
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/zoidberg-hat/1059208352.html

>>57668503
use a phone with a chink botnet in USA, use a phone with a burger botnet in China

that way you're not in the same jurisdiction

>>57668515
so what do you use that for

just curious

>>57668551
Woop Woop, Woop Woop Woop!

>>57668140
It's pointless to order higher quantities of the same Chink shit because this ruins the good value-for-money ratio of ordering stuff in China. It would only make sense to buy different stuff because you can afford more things but you can't use 4 earphones at once.

>>57666938
I'd tell her it's fake and I only paid 2EUR for it, you want to know it right away if a potential/possible girl isn't allright with you buying chink shit
if it's like the ones I talked about that stuff with, she'll be impressed even

Anybody know about any mechanical keyboards with brown switches ? It seems chinks only use blue ones

>>57668388
So can I just have them on my desk ?

>>57668626
Yeah.
Maybe slightly raised so you don't get excessive gain in the higher frequencies due to the sound waves bouncing off the table and at you.

>>57667931
ah, thanks brother, I was wandering why I wasn't getting charged for my cheap shit, I thought for some reason I would theoretically had to pay min €5 or so in duties for anything coming from outside the EU

>>57664292
The sturdiness is up to you. You put it together with bendable metal tabs, and if you get them tight you can throw it at a wall and it wouldn't break.

>>57668663
Oh ok, I was thinking something smaller for my mp3 player

>>57665454
enjoy your anus cancer

>>57668835
Don't do that, small, "portable" speakers are a terrible meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse-square_law
Inverse square law dictates that if a speaker is small, it has to be right next to your ears (headphones)
Otherwise it will sound like garbage.

>>57664231
talk>irc

Does anyone know of any comfy chink chairs that would fix my back problems?

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>>57668910
>buying chink chairs

Oukitel K6000 pro for 117 eur, should I?

>>57668910
Stairs are expensive to ship, it's the kind of item which is not worth buying from China. Go to am IKEA, you can test the chairs there and it's quite cheap too.

>>57668972
*chairs not stairs, well stairs too but I mean chairs

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>>57668972
>Stairs
>expensive
yes

>>57668972
I actually trust chinks more than western manufacturers at this point, to be honest. That's why I'm asking.

Got sold beads by the white man one too many times.

>>57668972
aliexpress.com/item/Solid-Wood-Stair/359205066.html

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>>57668972
>giving money to swedecucks

>>57669029
free shiping

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>>57664198
Just ordered leds, figure and earplugs from this list.

>>57668998
The IKEA chairs are made in China too, but you can test them if you like one there and they can bring them to your country much cheaper in containers with thousands of chairs.

>>57669038
They will fit it in a big version of one of those typical yellow paper envelopes or a grey plastic envelopes.

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where can i cop this sweg?

>>57668998
>I actually trust chinks more than western manufacturers at this point, to be honest.
Why? Outside of Xiaomi and maybe a handful of others, every chink company will try to fuck you with the cheapest materials and lowest QC possible

>>57668865
Oh ok, you must really know alot about audio and stuff like that. Thank you

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>>57669036
>spilling out of your containment board

>tfw no sale on the cube i9
Are the deals on the Chuwi tablets on gearbest legit? I can't find a way to check the price history on there.

>>57666482
R u cute op

>>57669106
Are they cosplaying as mall sharters?

>>57668276
Look for a DW-style watch and drop the seller a message if they can print it with DW logo. This is I think the only way, you can't really find em anymore.

>>57669216
I am hot but hairy

>>57669261
Those are mutually exclusive thing

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>>57664198
my wishlist is 8 pages, anon

heres my orders page instead


wheres good for 14500 batteries in UK

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>>57669191
found the swedcuck.

>>57668276
I did >>57669243, a seller told me to order on chronos1898 dot com and they will have the DW logo.

are these worth it?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32319800848.html

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>>57669267
>Those are mutually exclusive thing
No

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Any britbongs been hit by import tax yet? Like, at all?

I'm ordering frequently, for myself and family and I ordered a £30 bomber jacket, just hoping it is undervalued

>>57669063
wew source me please senpai

>>57669300
Nope, I have ordered some bulky stuff thats well over the import limit too.

I'd probably worry a bit If I bought something like a phone.

>>57669291
Orico is generally high quality and anything selling cheaper is usually not. If you need leads I'd say yes.

>>57669300
Customs wankers are targeting shit like tablets and phones. Anything else they give less of a shit about.

>>57669288
>I did >>57669243, a seller told me to order on chronos1898 dot com and they will have the DW logo.
Looks hella sketchy to me

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32736988905.html
are these gonna be filled with sand
also pls link charger that isnt £20

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>>57667277
You mean like this?
Settings - Notifications and status bar - Notifications and toggles layout > Separate

>plebs doing mad black friday shopping
>I stay home being comfy and get shit cheaper from chinks

>>57669497
Well, sure, you're ordering a fake lad.
Seems like they delete fake DW watches on sight on aliexpress so they have to do it on a separate website

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>>57669555
But I already placed one black friday order, from Japan.

>>57669510
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/maybe-links-work-better-when-you-dont-delete-this-bit/32736988905.html

>>57666561
>Adata, don't bother with the memedian.
Is there any reason why adata is better than kingdian?

>>57664592
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32634751704/32634751704.html
would they have cloned them? http://wch.ren/hp-39gs%E5%8D%87%E7%BA%A748gii/

>>57669652
Taiwan>China.

>>57669672
new york > USA

>>57669624
fucc, forgot about that anon
thanks

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>>57668998
Enjoy getting a literal metal pole up your ass.

>>57664141

>• Anon summarises his good and bad memes >>57660625 (Cross-thread)

I've bought way way way too many memes. Most of them are God or great tier, but I've gone a little mental. This is over 6-12 months btw.

>LED light bulbs for car (at least 30x)
>Kingspec USB3.1 500GB mini portable SSD (2x)
>Orico cup holder charger (2x)
>10.1" Android head unit/stereo (2x)
>"Temporary" telephone number parking card (for my work car park)
>Orico USB 3.0 2.5" enclosure (flash deal @ $7)
>3 port USB 3.0 ExpressCard (for my X220)
>Xiaomi Mi5 (2x)
>Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro
>Nillkin cases and screen protectors for the above
>Aukey chargers (wall 3x, car 2x)
>VCE Benson-approved USB 3.0 type C cables
>Headlight lenses
>Clone dongle for Ford/Mazda dealership diagnostics
>Bluetooth SNES controller
>Xiaomi Notebook Air
>Xiaomi multi socket extension cubes (4x)
>USB type C dock (KiDiGi brand, broke)
>Titanium screws (for my NCase)
>Mixza Shark 128GB
>Watercooling gear (from Taobao - pump, 3x rads, whole lot of other shit)
>PWM Gentle Typhoons (4x, from Taobao, I was the OP that told /csg/ about them)
>Pocket clips
>Astrolux S1 Cree XPL flashlight
>Royal Kludge tenkeyless Topre clone board
>Chuwi Hi8 tablet
>Xiaomi Piston 2 (2x)

I know there's more but cbf looking through for orders I wasn't signed up for

>>57669892
>Chuwi Hi8
Opinions? Can you stream movies from kind and shit? Why didn't ya get the pro?

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>>57669446
>>57669434
Okay thanks fellow bongs

>>57669892
how much was the android head unit?

>>57669892
>(at least 30x)
what
>Xiaomi Mi5 (2x)
what

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>>57664141
I need a mic, I ordered a BM-800 on amazon and had to give it back because I didnt have phantom power, will the SF-920 work for me or do I need to buy more bullshit too?

>>57670021
https://youtu.be/a2mWLRZorpM?t=105

>>57670010
Bought for someone else perhaps like a family member?

>>57669106
I need this.....I motorcycle in winter

>>57670049
So yeah but with worse results?
fuck, whats the best alternative under $20 then?

>>57670010
If he means the festoon lamps for the inside of the car 30 aren't that expensive, 10 of them cost $3 at Ali.

>>57670084
Nothing, why didn't you just buy phantom power?

>>57670010

Rear (10x):
>Brake
>Tails
>Reverse
>Indicator
>Licence plate

Front (6x):
>Parkers
>Indicators
>High beams

Side (2x)
>Side markers

Interior (7x)
>Dome light
>Door light
>Glovebox light

Total 25x. There's more than 30 actually as I have spares for all the interior lights and the parkers.

Two Mi5s as I got my partner one too. She previously had the RN3P but she dropped it and shattered the screen.

>>57670004

I bought one for my car first and it was a tad over $400. Bought one for my partners car during 11.11 and with the discount and CashRewards cashback it was just over $300.

>>57669977

Honestly, I don't know. I bought it as our Paypal Here terminal for work, which it didn't do an awfully good job of. Then used it as a secure device for clients to interface with their bank on but Windows 10 touch did their heads in. So right now its' sitting there right now gathering dust as I can't find another use for it

Anyone bought a xinjia watch?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/XINJIA-Men-s-Classic-Sports-Watch-Sports-Leisure-Waterproof-Digital-Wristwatches-Newly-Designed-Gift-Men-s/32770315558.html

3 bucks for a watch sounds about the height of my budget.

>>57670096
Honestly I don't even know what it actually is, but I guess it will be expensive and I dont wanna spend 40 or 50 bucks in a mic.

>>57670117
Buy a Casio have you'll get an actual reliable watch that'll last for decades

>>57670101
>So right now its' sitting there right now gathering dust as I can't find another use for it
Gib plox

>>57670150

If you're in Australia I'd trade for an Aliexpress gift card, otherwise no point as shipping from Aus is a total killer

>>57670159
>Australia
I'm sorry to hear that

>>57670124
You can get it for like 15 bucks on amazon desu. But if you don't want to, the one you linked is probably on of the best choices yeah

>>57669297
They absolutely are

Why do my KZ HDSEs sound so muffled? Did I get a defective pair?

>>57670351
Try a different source m8. Maybe EQ out some bass, they tend to be bassy.

>>57668968
Yes.

>>57670395
had them set to my communication device lol fixed thanks for the advice tho

>>57668968
Where?
I can only find it for 135€

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these are the mi account income options

I don't know why they are there in the first place

and the range of numbers really makes u think desu

I'm now interested in a small camera for uh... you know, reasons.

new thread?

>>57670185

Thank you for your condolences, much appreciated.

Seriously though China is the only way to get stuff at a decent price if you're an Australian now. When the US dollar went to shit it was great for us. One Christmas I did my entirety of Christmas shopping through US sites, even with freight forwarding it was cheaper than Australia by 30% easily.

>>57670716
just use a big camera and hold it further away from what you're filming

>>57670811
no what I mean by small camera is
the tiny ones

>>57670811
I see film school is paying off anon

NEW THREAD WHEN?

>>57670840
the bump limit is 350 on this board, am I right?

>>57670968
No

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What does this shit mean?

>>57670829
That's actually how the industry does it. For example Tom Cruise is a manlet so he is only filmed with 16mm cameras

>>57670977
no supply?

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>>57671054
?

>>57668515
you can get them for cheaper, that's a common chink item

I think I'm gonna get a Teclast X98 Pro II (android only, dual boot really sounds like a bad meme), is there something I should know? Is the wifi really that shitty? And is the screen really that good?