/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>>57658064
timespy test

Well, my 11/11 shit is going to arrive anyday now.
Will post pics eventually

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>>57658133

I did end up getting one to test. Turns out that (apparently) the USB 3.0 ExpressCard didn't have enough juice to power it.

I'll give them both a proper go on a proper computer when I get home. In the meantime, here's the result of that first drive.

>>57657305

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Anyone stop and think that they're becoming like the chinkshit version of an Apple fag? I was thinking about it the other day and it kinda scares me how chinkshit has infiltrated multiple aspects of my day.

>Wake up in the morning and ride the bus to work
>Listen to music off of my chink Mixza micro SD card with my chink Xiaomi Hybrid earphones
>On break, take out my chink Chuwi tablet and watch videos while I top off my phone's charge with my chink Xiaomi Powerbank
>Listen to music on the way home with my chink shit again
>Take a shower while listening to music on my chink bluetooth shower speaker
>After the shower relax and stare at one of my custom printed chink silk posters and admire Halo Reach's artwork while I ponder the meaning of life.
>Go on my computer and type this thread out with my no name brand cringey chink LED gamer keyboard/mouse and rest my wrists on my chink Xiaomi XL mousepad as I do it.
>Then I'll lurk the thread in hopes of a new meme popping up and maybe refresh all my tracking numbers in vain...again

Nothing stops this madness. I even have chink charcoal toothbrushes coming in a few days. FUCKING TOOTHBRUSHES WHY

>>57658303
You've become the meme.

Is the redmi 3s still good? I don't want a huge phone like the notes. It's currently on sale.

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_367775.html

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>>57658303
Are you wearing Chink Clothing?
Have you started speaking Mandarin?
Have you started Chinking Normies?

>>57658303
Everything you own is made in China. Only thing that changed is that you dont get fucked by the western middleman.

Anyone w. exp with Cubot?
The Brushed surface looks pretty dope
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Cubot-Cheetah-2-Octa-Core-MTK6753-FHD-5-5-Inch-Screen-Smartphone-Android-6-0-Cell/2094056_32755233085.html

>>57658377
>Woke

>>57658343
Not yet lol. I almost came dangerously close to pulling the trigger on a chink gameboy hoodie though

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>>57658303
it saves you money to buy the shit you really want like plastic butts

>>57658399
>>Woke
Wat?

>>57658303

You haven't fully embraced it until you start buying and living off of bulk food from China

here's a video about Chinkshit hardware by Wired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ5cZnoodY

>>57658452
I remember an anon bought a turkey or a chicken or some shit like that from Taobao in a past thread a few months ago

Yes my xiaomi air 12 made the news. Ok /g/ the laptop should arrive between the 30th of November to 6th December provided that gearbest and shitty Australia post gets it to me. You can expect my review in about a week.

>>57658481
Did they die

>>57658481
>>57658575
I hope chinken anon is still alive and can respond

>>57658418
>that random final fantasy picture in between all the hentai

>>57658620
>I am Judging you, Betafaggot

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>>57658133

Alright lads, I'll finally live my dream of becoming an elf.

>>57658692
Good luck!

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Bought some $2 glasses. They claim to be polarized and have "100% UV PROTECTION". Is there any way of testing this? I know it has been shown that chink glasses are normally fine, but at this price I'm suspicious.

They also have a black dot inside the glass. Not sure if it's worth contacting the seller.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/potential-eye-cancer/32327505233.html

>>57658452
Gotta get my spicy ramen direct yo

>>57658692
Fuck your pokey ears, Faggot

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Hey anons, show me crazy shit to buy
Just fuck me up as long as it's not too expensive

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>>57658825
This atrocity.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Children-handheld-game-console-player-educational-toy-built-in-203-classic-games-color-tetris-juegos/32683546016.html

>>57658861
upside down PSP
for what purpose

>>57658861
"Fashion" is my favorite chinkshit buzzword.

>>57658861
>TOUPPER
fuck, I just want to know what TOUPPER is.

probably just a climbing game of some sort (Donkey Kong arcade clone?), but wow.

Hey /csg/, I'm doing Dirty Santa shopping for this year's family christmas and I wanted to see if you guys had things you got for <$10 that you really loved

I've been through the chink shit randomizer for like 3 hours and I have a shortlist of things that look good, but if you guys have any useful general purpose or gag gift sort of items

there's only 1 kid in the family, so mostly stuff in the adult-retiree range

I'll probably end up buying 15 different things

>>57658900
>things you got for <$10 that you really loved
knockoff tengas
https://qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg

>>57658825
Best thing I can find
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/steampunkfuture/32678018414.html

>>57658900
list the shit you're thinking of getting to help other anons bruv

>>57658914
yeah, I've been through the wiki and the infographic, but I figure one pair of socks and one pair of earbuds is good, 13 more spots to fill

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FF-F-FFREE SHIPPING?

>>57658938
You should look into the feedback of those. Some sellers have really low quality erasers that will break into crumbs from just getting wet

>>57658825
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Electro-Red-Male-Chastity-Device-Cuff-Ring-A175-2/32428812700.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-long-faux-fur-coats-Splice-winter-Fox-fur-Fashion-thickening-lapel-Multi-size-jackets-Schwarzen/32266223426.html

>>57658900
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Arrival-Halo-3D-Laser-Cutting-Metal-Model-Puzzle-Toys-Kids-DIY-Assembled-Gift-Warthog/32664003165.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dinosaur-3D-Wooden-Puzzle-DIY-Simulation-Model-Children-Educational-Toys-3D-Jigsaw-Kids-Gifts/32463355837.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DIY-Puzzle-Wind-Powered-Walker-Walking-Strandbeest-Assembly-Powerful-model-Toy-Children-Gift-Drop-Shipping/32686339949.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Basil-s-Cathedral-3D-Puzzle-Metal-Educational-Toys-Jigsaw-Puzzles-For-Kids-Building-Model-Stainless-Steel/32688936553.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Gold-Color-Notre-Dame-All-Metal-Puzzle-3D-DIY-Toy-For-Children-Juguetes-Educativos-Building-Model/32650640104.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Marvel-Iron-Man-War-Machine-MJOLNIR-CAPTAIN-AMERICA-S-SHIELD-3D-Metal-Model-Puzzles-Present-Nano/32618671527.html

>>57658934
I dunno what they're into so I can't say for sure

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-Metal-Model-3D-Build-Puzzle-DIY-Nano-Bulid-Metal-3D-Solid-Puzzle-Model-Kits-1/32215951449.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.31.U7DQBK&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=b959c1f4-73fc-4924-b35f-8f91a720603c

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Star-Wars-X-Wing-Fighter-puzzle-toys-mini-metal-Model-Building-Kits-puzzle-3D-Scale-Models/32612156753.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.107.U7DQBK&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=b959c1f4-73fc-4924-b35f-8f91a720603c

>>57658932
set of birch cups
earbuds
""""cashmere"""" socks
silk star wars poster for the 6 star wars fans in the family
clay teapot
self-stirring mug
stress ball

>>57658956
might add one of those marvel puzzles to the list, some of my cousins are big into comic books and figures

My family's about 1/3 nerds, 1/3 retired women, and 1/3 sports fans

>>57658977
If you didn't order the posters yet, you should look up the custom printers. You will save like $2-3 on each poster and you can probably find a higher resoultion/dpi image than what the chinks will use

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>>57658977
and together they form MAGA

>>57658991
it was the "silk canvas" that intrigued me, but I don't own any posters

is there a significant difference between 'silk' posters and regular prints?

>>57659003
>tfw we're making america great again

>>57658418
>>57658620
I was more surprised by Ryu just standing there at the bottom

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>>57658692
Best prepare for that enhanced perception.

for all the trap lurkers
http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/collectiondetail.htm?widgetId=562&collection-id=445224&node-id=108231

has anyone here bought one of these:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Pocket-Card-USB-Power-6-LED-Keychain-Night-Light-1W-5V-Touch-Dimmer-Warm-Light/32492159729.html

I ordered a couple, look pretty neat.

>>57658977
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Joymay-Free-Shipping-2016-New-Arrinal-Winter-Fashion-Leisure-Man-PU-Bomber-Hat-Flat-Cap-with/32729759363.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/wholesale-2014-hot-brand-fitted-hat-baseball-cap-Casual-Outdoor-sports-snapback-hats-cap-for-men/32243608596.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-fashion-high-quality-faux-leather-Cap-fall-winter-outdoors-Sports-casual-snapback-baseball-cap-for/32690477546.html

For your Sporties

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>>57659041
thanks

>>57659065
L O N D O N
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>>57659056
nice, I might even buy that bomber cap for myself

>>57659065
>>57659070
London?

Not sure if CRT or AC or rabbit hutch

Also, that drink looks like it's got chink and/or nipponese writing on it

>>57658803
>Is there any way of testing this?

Try to shine a UV light through them over some white paper in a dark room. If you can see the paper more than light leakage would allow for then congrats, they're useless.

>>57658977
For yo MILFs/Matures

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-100-Chiffon-Satin-Silk-Scarf-Shawl-Wrap/32630223231.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HYH-HAOYIHUI-2016-Brand-New-Autumn-Fashion-Women-Solid-4-Color-Knitting-Pullover-Soft-Warm-Casual/32724853467.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ZA-Brand-desigual-plaid-Tartan-Scarf-Women-cuadros-Fashion-Scarves-Blanket-Soft-Cashmere-Winter-Scarf-warm/32736653951.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/winrter-big-imitation-cashmere-scarf-feel-super-good-counters-pallium-female-women-scarf-good-looking-scarf/32601611768.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2Pcs-Beach-Shells-Sea-Star-Slip-Proof-Carpet-Mats-Bathroom-Toilet-Mat-Velvet-Fabrics-Washable-Bath/32707606020.html

>>57659103
post dat nerd shit mane

>>57659093
It's a CRT with a fan in front of it.

>>57659103
thanks again

do women like to stay warm or to look good

>>57659082
For the NERDs in your senpai senpai

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Star-Wars-Jedi-Knight-Master-Yoda-PVC-Action-Figure-Collectible-Model-Toy-Doll-Gift-12cm-KT2029/32638836529.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DC-Batman-The-Joker-Arkham-Origins-PVC-Action-Figure-Collectible-Model-Toys-7-18CM-KT107/32365107850.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Batman-The-Joker-PVC-Action-Figure-Collection-Toy-Keychain-or-Model-Toy-5pcs-set-2-about/32696677460.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-The-Avenge-Marvel-Super-Hero-Iron-Man-Mask-Metal-Action-Figure-Keychain-Keyring/32356978468.html

For the Weebs
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/25cm-Anime-Dragon-Ball-Z-Super-Saiyan-Son-Gohan-Action-Figures-Master-Stars-Piece-Dragonball-Figurine/32699123645.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japanese-Hayao-Miyazaki-Anime-Spirited-Away-No-Face-Man-Windbell-Resin-Action-Figure-Colleactable-Model-Toys/32463295683.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japanese-Anime-Danboard-Figure-Toys-Azuma-Kiyohiko-Danbo-Mini-PVC-8CM-Collectible-UY-PACK-Model-Action/32541573816.html

>>57659128
To look good of course, esp. if they are of the 'experienced' variety

>>57658469
interesting, thanks

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>>57659145
Weird... I typed senpai senpai and it became senpai senpai

>>57659128
Look good because if she's cold then she can just cuddle her husbando.

>>57659145
>tfw all the nerds are also weebs
I grew up with their influence but now I realize how entry-level their tastes really were
feels bad

they'll love this comic book shit tho, thanks senpai senpai

>>57659173

Post pics when they arrive, Anon

>>57659169
I don't know if it's more autistic to not pick up on that or more autistic that some people seriously think it's worth it to communicate through
>implying

Ordered an Oukitel U7 Plus for $76.

There's a 15% discount Oukitel K4000 for $72 on the frontpage.
Lmaoing @ people getting chinked.

>>57659191
can do
I hope they get here before christmas :^)

>>57659162
Hello new friend, what subreddit are you from?

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>>57658133
What's the deal with cheap watches?

They good? They bad?
They look cheap?

I have to wear a suit to work (new job) so I'd like a watch to go with it.

>>57659669
They look good but are quartz watches, thats why they are cheep. For arund 10$ you get the best quality quartz watch.

>>57659700
Got a link to anything nice with a day thingy on it?

Or any more suggestions?

>>57659669
all the chink watches I've bought (3) have ticked so loud that I put them in my desk in another room when I go to bed

>>57659722
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WWOR_Watch/32666661232.html
I got this one, and is peaty good nice for baby hand too since it has 38mm dial. Not in watches to much tho.

>>57659700
Got a mechanical watch for 15 euroshekels, and it works like a charm.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Transparent-Gold-Watch-Men-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Relogio-Male-Clock-Men-Casual-Watch-Montre-Homme/1835108798.html

It's not on sale right now, so it costs more, but I bought it for 15.

>>57659616
I never made a Reddit account
>So you tell me

Any good phone between $100 to $120? Or lower.

Preferably with good camera and average battery.

>>57659771
Cheers mate

>>57659750
>ticked too loud
A watch?
How???

>>57660017
Not at that price...
Maybe redmi 4? Idk.

Save up a bit, get the zuk z2. It's around 180 now and is incredible value.

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>tfw ali ships your order

Weeee

>>57660084
>ali
>shipping your order
>ebay
>shipping your order

come on, anon

>>57659014
Silk posters don't rip and have a shinier look to them. I just got one recently and love it.

Think I got chinkd, bought a pair of earbuds but the model is supposed to be RAU0501 but the model listen in their goddamn description gives me a pair of hello kitty headphones. The pictures have the proper box with the correct model number... wat do ...

>>57660035
What about the Oukitel phones?

http://m.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_27488.html

Are these badboys decent? Or would anyone advice any other amps?

So, anons, what is the proper procedure if I haven't recieved my shit?
Just open dispute?
Or contact seller first?

>gearbest
Is this a meme?
Every time I cross check prices on ali and gearbest, gearbest is more expensive by ~$20 every single time.

>>57660146
Open a dispute

>>57659722
>>57659669

>Pick one

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20161124002820&SearchText=curren

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20161124003029&SearchText=navi+force

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>>57660165
K6000 pro would be the only one with a camera worth using, not sure about phones from their non k series...

I still think it's better to save up for the zuk z2 though. Only a little more expensive but significantly better specs and camera.

http://s.aliexpress.com/m2QfYVJb

>>57660189
Man, I want one of those navi forces with cloth bands, but without the retarded MILITARY GRADE aesthetics.

>>57660209
You can also check out this store
https://guanqin.aliexpress.com/store/2220164?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.WSLes0

Their pieces are consistently ok quality

>>57660017
Go for the Elephone S7/P9000 or the Cubot Dinosaur

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>>57660189
Curren watches are okay?

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Hello again boys
Keyboard anon here again
after a few days im ready for a more in depth review, also I got my other 11.11 package

Keyboard is a Drevo Gramr
I bought it for 36$ on 11.11
it has Otremu Brown switches

The switches feel extremely similar to gateron browns, and I would not be able to tell them apart without them side by side. As such I am very impressed with the switches. Tactile feel is exactly what I wanted and it is very consistent thoughout.. however there are one or two switches where the bump is seemingly smaller and is harder to feel, and I suppose thats where the gaterons would beat them.

The LED's are bright as fuck and I actually hate them

All the functions work as advertised everything is very simple to do with key commands

keycaps are the big downside. they are made of the chinkiest dogshit plastic I've ever touched
I will replace them asap

The Cord is surprisingly super nice, and probably the best feeling braided cable I've felt on any computer accessory to date. I dislike the red but oh well.

Cord is replaceable but is not just a micro USB and requires a screw to take out.

Case feels very sturdy, but has no sort of real finish.

I will be around to answer questions if anyone wants.

>>57660240
Generally-speaking, they are okay for your budget. I prefer these two tho~
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Curren-luxury-brand-quartz-watch-Casual-Fashion-Leather-watches-reloj-masculino-men-watch-free-shipping-Sports/32651225963.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-Luxury-brand-Curren-Men-business-Watches-Fashion-casual-Watches-Quartz-Clock-Military-watches-women-Wristwatches/2041991368.html

>>57660243
How much was it?

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Why would a seller extend the buyer protection period? I didn't ask for it, and the package is well on its way to me, will probably arrive in a week or so.
But the seller extended protection twice, so now it's set until almost March.

>>57660312
I hope you like getting chinked in slow motion.

>>57660185
Gearbest has good customer service.

>>57660287
36$

>tfw probably gonna get fucked by customs a second time

Does asking the vendor to label the package with a smaller price work?

>>57660342
Damn, that's cheap. Got jelly.

>>57660185
Just don't use geekbuying its awful

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>>57660262
Problem is, if it's going to cost me more than $15 I may as well get pic related. I'm trying to go as cheap as possible here.

Thoughts on
2016 New Luxury Top Brand Men Watch Gold Dial Fashion Quartz Leather Watches Men Business Date Watch Relogio Masculino Bei Nuo
http://s.aliexpress.com/BfEVZFfi
(from AliExpress Android)

I was thinking of just swapping the strap on that and using it (have a couple of spares).

>>57660206
I need the money for other things for Christmas, the most I can give is $120

I wanna get some vidya art and frame it as a present for a friend of mine. I want to get one of the cheap wood frames and stretch it over it and staple down the sides. Anyone got any experience with this shit?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dishonored-Game-Promotional-Poster-Cover-Silk-Print-Poster-Art-Home-Decoration-Game-YX548/32659952748.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10000007_9881_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10033_10059_10032_10099_10078_10079_10077_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_423_10052_10050_424_10051,searchweb201603_2&btsid=da941377-d312-4ff0-a116-a06c9224c3dd

Also how do you shrink links?

>>57660401
Nothing at that price would have a good camera, but iirc the redmi 4 was only 90 on geerbest.

>>57660410
learn some basic web stuff and take away everything after the .html

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A follow up on my poor quality UGreen cable. I bought it from the official Ali store and they sent me a full refund via PayPal.

>>57660428
Ah right I should really know that.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Suaoki-Multi-function-Power-Bank-Portable-Charger-External-Battery-Pack-2000mAh-with-Fire-Starter-LED-Flashlight/32594441453.html

Talk me out of this anons.

>>57660433
Glue and shrink tube that shit.

>>57660433
they refunded you through paypal?

what is money laundering

>>57660362
Dear Friend

I am sorry for inconvenience, but why it is awful? Gold color is very good for the eyes and many ladies want the color, We forget that we are out of stock for Silver and we have many Gold color so just buy our Gold color instead. It is not a problem.

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>>57660479
Well if you really want to burn your house down that badly

>>57660515
Damn you anon why must you bring back painful memories for me?

>>57660243
link to pepe hat?
I can only find shit colors

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>>57660518
:3

>>57660556
We truly live in a golden age of attentionposting traps.

What 5" phone should I buy timorrow on black Friday?

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>>57660518

I am more interested in how it actually keeps the zippo fluid away from the electronics.

>>57660574
It's some kind of electrical firestarter. It says no fuel needed.

Basically just a 5v heating element.

>>57660556
At least shop a new date on the monitor
>>57660574
I assumed that it uses the battery to generate the heat, but I'm too lazy to check. Also 2000mAh isn't enough to charge pretty much any phone to full.

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>>57660358
pls respond

I checked the wiki and infographic thing but I can't find any good stick or mini pc recommendations.
Care to give some anons? I guess I want to watch some live international football matches.

>>57660606
I'd assume so. Most of them give zero shits, they always seem to underlabel at least when shipping to the US.

They do make clear that if customs gives you shit it's not their fault. So long as you're willing to take responsibility if customs chinks you, I bet they'd be fine doing it.

>>57660612
you'll want an android TV box thing or an Amazon Fire Stick and put one of the many third world supporting free-live-tv things on it

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MEMES I DO NOT REGRET

- shark 64gb cards
- wifi usb dongle
- teclast x98plus tablet
- kz ate s
- foldable tablet stand
- free mousepads with chink codes

MEMES I REGRET

- xiaomi piston air IEMs (comfy but sound like crap)
- fake chink watch (it works, just hella ugly)
- thermal mug (you can see the drawing when cold)
- meme cat plushie (one ear is not stuffed enough)
- usb otg thingy (never used)
- other I forgot

MEMES I AM WAITING FOR

- triple layer earplugs
- orange pi pc2

>>57660625
>it works, just hella ugly

Then why did you fall for the meme?

>>57660625
I want opi pc2 as well, but I'm waiting for reviews first.

Hey guys I'm registering to FastCardTech and they want me to give them an ID for authentication. Is it ok to give them one or is it going to be an identity theft problem?

>>57658133

Poorfag here. How hard is it to get the apollo from gearbest's game?

>>57660682
50/50 do you take the gamble for the sweet chink shit?

>>57660400
Both Watches are below $15

I'm not big on the ATE design, lads. Is there another meme I can fall for?

>>57660796
Eiaosi x6

>>57660735
I'd probably get $1-$2 off if I buy more than $100. I'd probably take it. I can probably trust them.

>>57660643
>>>it works, just hella ugly
>
>Then why did you fall for the meme?
it was free with mousepad points

>>57660676
>I want opi pc2 as well, but I'm waiting for reviews first.
heh it's 19 bucks and I am experienced with my raspi.
as long as it boots I can hack my way to a working system

>>57660796
DZAT DF-10s
Somic V4s
Boarseman
Edifiers
Remax

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>>57660818
>DZAT DF-10s
can't tell if good or meme

is that actual wood?

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What came in the mail?

>>57660556
post cock

>>57660828
Yes, they are literally the best of the Memes, along with the VJJB K4S

>>57658803
>polarized
>Is there any way of testing this
Find a body of water and rotate the glasses 90 degrees. The amount of light coming through the glasses should change depending on the angle you hold them at.

>>57660185
>amazon
Is this a meme?
Every time I cross check prices on ebay and amazon, amazon is more expensive by ~$20 every single time.

>>57660828
Here are the Meme Stores:
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1246446?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.QqGofE

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1183804?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.f9zrAS

https://naoi.aliexpress.com/store/219629?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.d53D6m

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1825606?spm=2114.01010208.3.6.1zzuw1

>>57660831
Cock sleeve?

are there ANY bluetooth iems with mic worth buying?

or are they all gonna sound like crap

>>57660874
Lmao, gearbest is just a proxy store set up by ali to lure in hipsters like you who think they're too good for ali.

At best it's a middleman resale shop, because literally every single manufacturer in china has an official store on aliexpress.

>>57660185
Flash sale prices + 30% off additional with good boy points

>>57660828
i think looking at those the wrong way would separate that rubber from the wood though so make sure to buy some super glue

>>57660831
memes

>>57660818
I have the boarseman cx98 and urbanfuns coming in from easy earphone's 11/11 sale. We'll see if the urbanfuns and seller are meme.

>>57660877
why do you keep shilling these links?

referrals?

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>>57660831
It looks like its some sort of coin bank.

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>>57660924
Oh shit. It's a Godzilla coin bank.

>>57660312
because it's close to christmas
he probably had a dozen emails asking to extend buyer protection so he decided to extend everybody's

>tfw your tracking number ends with SG

fuck you Shenzen, Singapore Post is literally the worst service on the planet

>>57660895
Bluedio

>>57660916
It's more like Copy and Paste
>Pretend that I am a shill please

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>>57658303
>not listening to music off of your chink Mixza micro SD card in your Ruizu X02 with your chink Xiaomi Hybrid earphones

Pulled the trigger and ordered parts to build my first 60% mech.

>Doubleshot PBT Keycaps
>Gateron Browns
>SATAN GH60
>Set of Stabs
>Alu Plate
>Case

US$120, How'd I do guys?

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Just found this magical item for $1.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Techno-magic/32600452838.html

>>57658452
>bulk food from China

You mean bulk cancer?

>>57660312
What's up with this?
I have a hundred of these emails. Can't even unsubscribe from them.

And fucking ebay
"Seller has sent a question about product" and it's just to say they've processed the order. Fuck off.

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>>57660942
Here it is out of the box. Got it as a gift for a friend and opened to make sure everything works alright.

Quick review:
Needs 2 AA batteries.

Speaker is loud as fuck.
Works fairly well. Only problem it has is that it doesn't take smaller coins that well. If you put it a little bit to the right it will work fine but you have to play around with it a bit to find the sweet spot.

8/10 would recommend as a gift for someone that loves godzilla and shit like that.
You can see it in action here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myKZpVAWHdA

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anyone bought nendos on ali?

how's quality?

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Looking for a decent type c cable are these any good ?
http://s.aliexpress.com/rmqyABja

>>57660993
I remember when everyone wore those, it's just a fucking magnet? And they'd do that trick where you resist someone's hand then let go and it feels like it's floating and act like it's the bracelet.

>>57661008
Red pokemon one from ebay was great.
Now watch all the autists come out of the woodwork saying they're not museum quality, only the best for their hot glue, you see.

>>57658368
>Have you started Chinking Normies?

Oh I haven't thought of that one yet, thanks "friend"

Dropped $600 on chink shit in the span of three days.

>>57661008

Garbage, but if you're happy with it, or don't know any better, what does it matter?

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Got my Eachine brushed micro, huge improvement over a Tiny Whoop once I figured out how to re-enable D8 mode on my EU-LBT Taranis.

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>>57661044
Transcendental, what did you order man?

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>>57661065
>Garbage
I see

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>>57660312
he fucking did it again, absolute madman

>>57661070
Like 20 different kinds of SBC and microprocessors. Arduinos, atmegas, orange pis, you name it. LCD touch screens for each.
Laser sensors, movement sensors, fingerprint scanners, magnetic window/door state scanners, GSM controlled relay switches, servos, high torque electric motors.
And cameras without IR filters.

Gonna set up a sick home protection system.

If an NSA nigger tries to sneak into my basement, he's in for a nasty surprise.

Oh, and a phone.

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you know, this doesn't look too garbage

>>57661113
Can't stop a Nigger with a gun with all that tech, boy

Where's a good place to buy a Redmi Note 3 Pro 2GB 16GB ?

I tried FastCardTech because they have $116 but they then added +$3 for PayPal Charges and a lot of other charges, minus coupons and points, it became $118+.

Any other sites that's atleast less than $120 for a RN3P 2GB?

>>57661121
>a Nigger
I am sorry you don't live in a 100% white country

>>57661121
I'm going to rig a bucket of gasoline and a chink zippo to a laser sensor, gonna git that nigger.

>>57660980
A prebuilt 60% would have been cheaper. At least you get to reprogram and create custom layouts.

Here's a good guide on custom keymaps for that board: https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/500sj9/gh60_revchn_firmware_and_layout_updated/

Link your keycaps.

Also, browns suck. You should have gotten blacks.

>>57661131
>>57661128
>>57661121
I want /pol/ to leave

>>57661127
don't buy that one anon

>>57661138
>I want /pol/ to leave
>OP of the general reads "chink"

I think you're the one who's lost, tumblrina

Fellas, any Bluetooth speaker recommendations? Was looking at the Xiaomi one but I need to be able to play it while it's charging.

>>57661131
just switch this chink firestarter: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/diy-kit-Inverter-booster-high-voltage-generator-Arc-module-electronic-cigarette-ignition-coil-diy-small-suite/32690815701.html with a relay

or just electrocute intruder intruders with it

>>57661146
One thing is to call the chinese chinks, another is to say you're gonna lit them and that you'd rather live in a chink free country.

>>57661139
Why? Recommendations?

>>57661115
Depends on the model and the seller but they tend to be good quality.

>>57661113
I can name STM32 and you sure didn't order it. Fucking AVR manchild.

>>57661172
nice goalpost moving

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>>57658303
you have just described capitalism friend.

>>57660978
Fuck that's actually me down to the xiaomi hybrids

>>57661199
I ordered a couple STM8. Faggot.

I don't know shit about embedded programming, so I ordered a couple of each to see what I like best.

>>57661135
Just some cheap keycaps, nothing to write home about.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/272395958460

Couldn't figure out what the Gateron equivalent of
Cherry MX Clears were so I said fuck-it and ordered the browns. Shit. Next time.

>>57661199
or an ESP8266
32-bit ARM and WLAN and still costs almost nothing - what's not to love?

>>57661011
Anyone?

>>57661206
Who's that in the middle?

>>57659065
>transvestite
>on discord
why am I not surprised

>>57661227
>transvestite
Trap. Get your shit straight f.am. :^)

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>>57661218
Stop underestimating me you faggut.

(is that the right thing?)

>>57661203
do tell, which goalpost did I move?

>>57661222
Santa Claus

>>57661237
>he got the shitty noob version
you fucked up

>>57661237
>inb4 anon sets up a botnet and takes down the internet

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Are there any cheap chinese field recorders? Preferably less then $100?

sort of like pic related

>>57661222
Fredrich Engles

>>57661242
If I've learned anything in the many years I've wasted my life here is that whatever you say some Anon will say your choice is shit or wrong. Like clockwork.

>>57661259
That doesn't necessarily mean your choice isn't wrong

>>57661250
I just replaced the jack on my sansa clip and bought a cheap mic.

>>57661271
Agreed, I've just seen this same thing play out so many times it makes you wonder if it's sincere or simply mischievous fun.

>>57661216
Oh, those keycaps.

They're $12 on banggood.

>>57661282
Well there you go. Shit man, lesson learned.

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>>57661240
Peter Kropotkin is the real Communist Santa Claus!

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Don't buy chink ram

>>57660606
i have never ever received a package with anything written on it resembling what was actually in the box. probably varies country to country

>>57661334
I think they usually send the invoice. Will ask them to omit invoice/price next time. Hopefully won't get accused of fraud.

>>57661281
it's double the price of an esp-12 with adapter plate

and can be programmed easily with a few resistors and an ftdi breakout (which you should own anyway - it's such a cheap useful thing)

also do yourself a favor and don't program it in Lua - it's awful.

>>57659065
Recommend me some clothing plis.

>>57661367
Go the /cgl/. you funking traps.

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>Order chinkshit.
>It ships from Spain, through Switzerland.
>I live in Australia.
What even is this?

How is the ROM support on Redmi 4 (not Note)? It has a Snapdragon, but for some reason I can't find anything on XDA about it.

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_563920.html?wid=21

>>57661299
did u bought your windows?

>>57661373
CGL is slow af and didn't respond to my nearly one day old post.

>>57661250
there are absolute shit tons of them, starting at 10bux up to 200bux.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DictaphoneB/32409026978.html

This one used to be rebranded by the name of iGearPro on Amazon and people seemed to like it.

problem with most of this devices is that there is no good review on them.

>>57658970
Cool items, but please paste links up till .html works better and looks cleaner. Thx tho

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>>57661374
yea i order chink shit and expect it to go from shenzen to tokyo in a couple of days. everything recently is coming from netherlands.

y tho

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My chink back just came, i got:
2 chink wristwatches
Pack of box knifes
Phone holder
Super clean alien goo
Micro sd usb reader
"Leather" bag/purse.

>>57661227
discord problem? im not that person but some ppl asked me to use it. is it "safe" or should I stay Tor and pgp

>>57661410
nl post is free

>>57661410
I live in the nethrlands. does it all come from Schiedam? FlytExpress seem to have a warehouse there or something

>>57661431
It also sucks.

>>57661433
it comes from amsterdam, which is where nlpost resides

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>>57661440
they ship faster than anything to the us

Dogg-o is hard at work

>keep browsing chink sites looking for something I might use but never come across anything
>keep browsing these threads almost religiously only to see what others bought

At least I got some cheap headphones.

>>57661450
I live in Portugal, shit flies across the atlantic way faster than it comes from the Netherlands. I even contacted them after waiting for a package for over a month (2 weeks without a status update, 10 days just as 'arrived at country of destination'), they never even replied.

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>>57661374
>>57661410
It means they're running low on stock in their main warehouse in Shenzhen or whatever so they ship it from one of their overseas warehouses instead
Geekbuying for example have warehouses in the US, UK, France, Spain and Germany

>>57661468
I find that hard to believe. My order took a month.

E fodi-me com a merda da alfandega.

>>57661446
hoofdkantoor ’s-Gravenhage , maar schiphol word vaak Amsterdam genoemt. dus kan best amsterdam zijn.
>>57661440
Not realy, untill you order iligal shit or shit custom doesnt like

>>57658368
Yes to all because I'm Chinese
Jokes on you guailow

>>57661503
>guailow
Shit... thats what some called me when I was in xiamen...

>>57661419
/csg/ discord is weirdly popular and active, I can't speak to discord as a service but I like /csg/ discord more than the irc

>>57658418
Mega jellies!

>>57661567
All I see from the discord here is autistic drama.
I don't see any shit here from the IRC channel as it should be.

>>57661221
I wouldn't buy them from China. If it isn't 100% compliant, then it can destroy devices on both ends. Check Google+ profile of that engineer from Google, he was doing tests on various cables

>>57661236
trap is just the edgy millennial word for transvestite

>>57661511
Lol
That's a Cantonese slang and they don't speak that dialect in Xiamen

I've been in the market for a new laptop for a while now and the Xiaomi Air 13 looks very tempting. I got the Xiaomi Mi4C about half a year ago and I'm extremely pleased with it. I think I'm gonna take the plunge, hopefully with a nice black friday discount.

>>57661612
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INj6HPuKJnk

>>57661503
Cheeky Chinaman, if gweilo is Cantonese for white devil (ghost) then what is black devil? Hei mowang?

>>57661635
if it can't somewhat pass as a cute girl it's not a trap

>>57661070
Oh shit, it's the NEVER OBSOLETE pc

>>57661651
They never do, they're delusional. In reality they're all Emily Howard showing off their stripy socks, like ladies do teehee.

>>57661616
hmm... bit confused, it might explain why my friends said they probably dint came from localy (my friends I was with are... dutch with hongkong origins)
"You" hongkong people look down on the "normal" chinese right?

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How do I test my 64gb shark on ubuntu and how do I tell I didn't get chinked?

>>57661665
Some actually look cute, that's why they're called traps. It's very rare, but it happens. And no, showing your shaven, skinny legs doesn't count as being a trap.

>>57661612
Legit? I always considered a trap to be someone who is effeminate and likes dressing like women but isn't gay, something like a crossdresser and a transvestite being a gay person dressing like a woman. It's all a bit confusing.

>>57661673
It's a joke and you've fallen for it.

>>57661367
https://dingtong.aliexpress.com/store/1686253?spm=2114.01020208.3.22.agR0CT

https://simwood.aliexpress.com/store/1472219?spm=2114.01020208.3.359.zfFuTd

>>57661674
>isn't gay
traps are huge sluts for cock

Complained about a pair of earbuds being super bad, which they are. Seller told me to cut them and send a pic after which I order a new different better and they'll make the order 1 dollar. Should I trust them?

>>57661693
you shouldn't have to do weird things like that

open a dispute

>>57660855
>>57658803
this, but you can do it with a screen instead of actually going outside. You shouldn't be able to see an image if you hold them at a certain angle.

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>>57661691
Shows how much I know.

>>57661685
Boooring
>>57661691
>>57661674
Well both is possible
I know someone who is exclusively dressing androgynous but is straight. W/e I'm gay lel.

>>57661714
I think thEy want them cut so that I won't get to keep 2 pairs, they are offering a pair that is worth double

>>57661682
>It's a joke

>going through all that effort to become attractive to straight guys

Right...

>>57658303
Link to shower speaker?

>>57661668
Yeah Hong Kong people tend to be wealthier than mainlanders and look down on them

>>57661819
The woman (mainland) where more desperate to get a western guy. Kinda prefer HongKong friends.

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>>57661674
You've got it the wrong way round. Transvestite and crossdresser are basically synonymous and simply mean a man who wears women's clothing with no additional semantic information regarding effeminacy or sexuality.
A drag queen is a flamboyant transvestite and is often though not always gay.
Traps are effeminate transvestites, usually either gay or bisexual, who generally modify not only their clothing but also their physical appearance with a combination of makeup, hormones, and/or cosmetic surgery to appear more feminine - think Thai ladyboys.
Transgenders are just straight-up mentally ill attention whores.

>>57660515
Do they really have no grey stock? I was thinking that maybe, if I threatened them with cancelling the order, they'd ship me one.

Please recommend me some 128gb or 256gb micro SD's mixza's are too expensive now.

Please /csg/ I've been looking for some decently priced ones for over a week but all I find are 30 - 50 dollar ones (128gb, 256gb are way too expensive).

I know some anon ordered some chink micro sd a week or two ago but there's been no news or update of it and I really need a new micro sd or two.

Please /csg/.

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My xiaomeme max just arrived and i thought i should review it: i can confirm that its a big phone and that it can make phonecalls

>>57661672
Why?
The meme is over the prices are the same as 64gb sandisk mSDs even for europoors.

>>57661693
>>57661714
>>57661752

Fair point you shouldn't have to do shit like that, but in reality it's hard to visually demonstrate sound quality and if the earbuds are worthless shite then you're not going to be using them anyway. It's a practical solution.

>>57661913
>i can confirm that its a big phone

for you

>>57661693
>Yes goy, just cut your earbuds and send me a photo, so that when you open a dispute I can show it to the authorities as proof that you damaged them yourself

>>57661913
>>57661928
I don't understand why you'd go for more than 5". That's just to big to use it with a single hand. Don't tell me you can pull down the notification thing and use the back button without doing hand gymnastics.

>>57661920

I get the feeling a lot of people really just want to fit in here.

Why, I'll never know.

>>57661956
Also they were on sale.

>>57661911
Remax

>>57661941
Thank you Mister Shekelstein!

>>57661961
""""""""sale"""""""""

I'm at a loss for what to do with my Redmi Note 3 Pro.

I've been using the global ROM from the beginning, when I flashed the global ROM over the chink one, with which it came.

Never rooted it.

Now I really want to either switch to CM 14 or the dev MIUI.

I can't even transfer the recovery files I want to install to the phone.

It starts transfering files, but seems to get stuck on a folder and doesn't want to copy anything any more.

Tried to root it, as I thought it might be some problem with permissions, but all of the root tools seem to fail for some reason.

The MI Suite PC program doesn't even detect my phone, what a piece of shit.

I'm really getting fed up with all these limitations. Fucking chinks.

Is there some sure fire way I can take full control of my phone?

I have the Snapdragon version if that matters.

Have you marvelous /g/ents ordered any industrial tools from the far east? 3D Printers, Vacuum Chambers, CNC Machines, PCB Mills, Desktop laser cutters?

Please share your knowledge!

>>57661990
How much? I doubt there was a difference of more than 5$ for 128gb. Which still wouldn't be worth taking the risk of getting chinked imo.

>>57661920
That's exactly the answer to my question.
Thanks

>>57661990
You can take the furious air quotes and parentheses as read anon. It's one of those words.

>>57661992
>It starts transfering files, but seems to get stuck on a folder and doesn't want to copy anything any more.
Try putting the files into a zip file, transfer it onto the phone and unzipping it there

>>57662027
Sry brah
Did you try this http://askubuntu.com/questions/87035/how-to-check-hard-disk-performance ?
You just need to change sda to sda1 or w/e the drives label is.

Best chinkshit bed buddy tablet?

>>57661992
http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/guide-redmi-note-3-available-twrps-t3406708

>>57662042
It seems to get stuck extracting at 8%, which is most likely the same folder it had trouble with when directly copying.

Can anyone make a new thread?

>>57662059
Thanks, lad.

>>57662056
teclast x98 plus

NewBreadWhen?

why does aliexpress site keeps logging me out every 3min

for fucks sake

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shit, this does look indeed like garbage

>>57662056
Kindow.

>>57661951
t. Manlet.

I don't even have big hands and it's easy to do it all one handed.

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>>57662239
Is this a small hand? I'm 182cm tall and no I can't to that in comfy mode. Of course I kinda can do that.

>>57662239
post your ayy lmao hands

What's a big screen chink phone with a full size usb port?

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what is everyone doing with their chink jack button?

>>57662293
It's pretty small. I'm manlet 176cm and I have bigger hands. But not big enough to handle P8max

>>57662308
It oppens the ali app :^)

Anyone tried that? Are they fun? Are they compatible with normal nerf darts?


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Paintball-Gun-Pistol-Soft-Bullet-Gun-Plastic-Toys-CS-Game-Shooting-Water-Crystal-Gun-Air-Soft/32658505365.html

>>57662293
No wonder that all phones are big for you. I'm 170cm tall and I can handle Note 5 just fine.

>>57662239
why don't the chinks make any decent small phones?
they're all manlets

>>57662312
>>57662347
19cm is average for men. How big are your hands?
>P8max
Do you want to take lifelike size pictures of your dick?

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>>57662327
>It oppens the ali app :^)

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>tfw your Alipay account got approved and now you can look down on gearbest plebs with smug

>>57662420
since when do you need your account approved?

>>57662431
some countries need to provide IDs

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Tempered glass arrived from 11.11 sales, too bad phone is still on the way.

>>57662327
>:^)
what did he mean by this

>>57662440
so he's from some untrustworthy pajeet country?

is there any good chink soundbar for my TV?

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New Redmeme owner reporting in. I'll try to remember to post pics of the rest of my 11.11 shit when it comes in

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>>57662490
charge your phone

>>57662308
thafuck is that?

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DMM UT61E (44 euro ) https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/UNI-T-UT-61E-UT61E-22-000-count-AC-DC-bench-Modern-meter-Digital-Multimeter-Volt/1926170329.html
Component tester (8 euro) https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-1pcs-Mega328-Transistor-Tester-Diode-Triode-Capacitance-ESR-Meter-MOS-PNP-NPN-L-C/32651493386.html
Longer Torx set (7 euro) https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-8-Sizes-a-Set-100mm-Length-Magnetic-Torx-Screwdriver-Bits-Set-Electric-Screwdriver-T8/32650269045.html
Headphone bag (1 euro) https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/1Pc-Hold-Case-Storage-Carrying-Hard-Bag-Box-for-Earphone-Headphone-Earbuds-SD-Card/32510957276.html

Digital multimeter works fine and came in original pakaging (as seen in picture) and that one was packed inside another box to protect it all. No battery included. took 3 weeks (11/11 was in between.. so I forgive them ;) )
Was hard to decide between 61B,C, D or E. So I got no temp sens, more digits and no backlight ( :( ) But it has the magic word True RMS. (61D seems also nice) Anyway, probably got chinked. Fluke is best. Ordered this before 11/11 (5/11) and arrived 19/11

LCR-T3 or whatever Mega328 component tester works like most of these should. way better than a selfbuild 7segment cap tester, and most Transistors, triacts and diodes can be tested aswell. seems a bit off sometimes with caps that are known good, but for quick identification, pinout or just testing its cheap and awesome. No case and no battery ofcourse, so bit easy to damage. came as undammeged as posible and ordered 11/11.

Torx set, well,... they work. bit magnetic so screws dont get lost in large apparatus. repaired a radio and my xbox classic already. Send in tiny garbagebag like pakage, seller seems ok, just like the product (whatever that means ;) ) Ordered with 11/11 action. fast shipping ;)

Headphone bag, youve seen them before. it works

if you did read this all, thx and go buy some shit. I love reviews and images, so go on, post yours.

>>57662530
you put it in the jack hole and now you have a new button on your android phone

>>57662485
Soundbars, how do they work?
No, seriously, are they any good?

>>57662536
>way better than a selfbuild 7segment cap tester
the chinks actually just copied an diy project:
https://www.mikrocontroller.net/articles/AVR_Transistortester

>>57662572
>Soundbars, how do they work?
it's just a bunch of speakers in a single long enclosure.

>>57662485
Edifier

>>57662574
True, it happens. hope author is somehwat ok with that. I would, if people only support me by offering new hacks or software or donate coins ;)

but its better than this one I got 7 years ago:
http://www.jyetech.com/Products/CapMeter/eCapMeter_Examples.html ...not great looking and just caps.

Still waiting for a cheap jellybean IC tester for 40xx and 74XXnnn series ;) (tl866 can do some)

>>57662490
Is it 2gb? Is 2gb good enough? I'm out of budget for the 3gb but I need a new phone.

Guys, I want a xduoo x3.

What's best place to get it? I know there's a discount code somewhere.

>>57658303
Sauce to all your tech pls

>>57662456
>>57662490
>ordered plenty shit even before 11.11 sale
>still got nothing

Currently waiting on:
>RN3P with case and VR goggles
>Mi band 2
>Joy Division tshirt
>Baofeng BF F8+ and antennas
>Militaires sans frontières PVC patches
>chink fleshlights and dildoes

Can't wait.

>>57662747
It's the 3 GB model but 2 GB should still be fine for shitposting and everyday smartphone use . Just don't buy the mediakek edition

>>57662747
>I'm out of budget for the 3gb
just mow some lawns and get the 3gb

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review is coming

>>57662885
>he didn't get the Ruizu

HAHAHAHAHA

ENJOY HAVING YOUR SONGS IN THE RIGHT ORDER

>>57662854
It will come anon, Im also waiting for shit from before and on 11/11 .. its china, they still need to build the plane.

>>57662885
>Amazon
>Toshiba
REEEEEEEEE